Polandball - Images

Sorted By:

Why yuo do it

WHY THE F--- DID YUO BOMB MY ALLY???? Oh, it is quite simple my dear new friend I do whatever the f--- I want

WHY THE F--- DID YUO BOMB MY ALLY???? Oh, it is quite simple my dear new friend I do whatever the f--- I want

usa russia syria

>eurofürer

Ban muslim! Viva la baguette! Fransua great into make! frankreich ist du rechts-leaning? Oui look like you left-leaning again. ya? wir won't hab problem. ya? zero problemen, mein euroführer sehr good

Ban muslim! Viva la baguette! Fransua great into make! frankreich ist du rechts-leaning? Oui look like you left-leaning again. ya? wir won't hab problem. ya? zero problemen, mein euroführer sehr good

germany france right-wing europe

SWEDEN YES

Hey Brazil what kind sex, drugs, wanna go to a party?sweden? Uow! Nice!!! of party alcohol, sex steam.. wait a minute, No, just you oing to beand my wife! only you and me, right? If she asks, your are a refugee NICE!

Hey Brazil what kind sex, drugs, wanna go to a party?sweden? Uow! Nice!!! of party alcohol, sex steam.. wait a minute, No, just you oing to beand my wife! only you and me, right? If she asks, your are a refugee NICE!

sweden yes cuckold brazil sweden

Why France can into Africa

oh no europs are come must prepare food to pleasing them so will not colonize greeting! i make bowl of finest jump bugs so disgust, not want to colony you cannot even see you in first place traveler must be thirst! quenching with fresh blood drink of yours is filth absolute will not colonize white man do not want colony me because food of disgust must making even more yuck will never be colony make disgust stew of frog and rot milk mon favorite! hon hon hon oh no

oh no europs are come must prepare food to pleasing them so will not colonize greeting! i make bowl of finest jump bugs so disgust, not want to colony you cannot even see you in first place traveler must be thirst! quenching with fresh blood drink of yours is filth absolute will not colonize white man do not want colony me because food of disgust must making even more yuck will never be colony make disgust stew of frog and rot milk mon favorite! hon hon hon oh no

polandball africa france italy russia

sensible_chuckle.gif

Our dear Statesey is building a wall? And you have to pay for it? Sacre! that is terrible! Warning! Tacobenders are not allowed in USA gangsta paradise, m------------ Warnancias! Los Tacos not allowedation in Gringolandia Go chingation you madretion somewhere else! Is so unfair to those of us adherents to the tortilla bending persuasiorn Why he build wall for me, but not wall for you, Querido and Estimado Other Guero? Sorry, guy, but you are wrong In an Machi-Eh-lian stroke of fairness and cynicism The United States has built a wall for me too Here it is, My border with Statesey Just get a look of this abomination, just look at it Nombre way! Show me the thing! And this is problem to ice gueros Yes!Just look at it guy! And he has the pucks to want me to paint it as well Tabarnac he is such a bastard! Warning US Border Please do not go around the security nce, gu Attentihonhonhon Ne pas being merdeur et go around joli mur, sil vous plox

Our dear Statesey is building a wall? And you have to pay for it? Sacre! that is terrible! Warning! Tacobenders are not allowed in USA gangsta paradise, m------------ Warnancias! Los Tacos not allowedation in Gringolandia Go chingation you madretion somewhere else! Is so unfair to those of us adherents to the tortilla bending persuasiorn Why he build wall for me, but not wall for you, Querido and Estimado Other Guero? Sorry, guy, but you are wrong In an Machi-Eh-lian stroke of fairness and cynicism The United States has built a wall for me too Here it is, My border with Statesey Just get a look of this abomination, just look at it Nombre way! Show me the thing! And this is problem to ice gueros Yes!Just look at it guy! And he has the pucks to want me to paint it as well Tabarnac he is such a bastard! Warning US Border Please do not go around the security nce, gu Attentihonhonhon Ne pas being merdeur et go around joli mur, sil vous plox

usa canada mexico border wall

And this is why you don't make diplomacy on twitter

United States of America High on Cooaina. わ2,018ロ20. Ψ ec.oe0.180 United States of America e These Tacos are really f------ good. Love! #MorningMunchies 1.847 56,210 Estados Unidos Meccaros a: わ35 匂47 120H United tuts of Amerca - olaree par all the thinge lald to yua United States of America l have a 60 billion dolar trade delicit with Mexico. It has been a one-sided deal from the beginning af NAFTA. Unfair! 1,095 2,900,005 을&BE Unidos Mox canos on ny back and And you are paying far Unidos Me canos Den's an누 ta you now pay for my bron Unidos Moxicanos Unidos Maxicancs United States of America e 've been loeing SO much money because the TOTALLY unfair NAFTA, it's time to Renegoiate #AmericaFirst . 98001 305,834 The Unted Kingdom K- Good kr pra, son'@realEct traing is erased Eatados Unidos Mexicanos e I demand and offer el reapato as the very sovereign Nation I am, I wil no pey for a fence that divides u 12088 170,834 3OH2 04K 12..ce.w.70004 Cuba Libre North Adanse Treaty Organ zason u United States of Amerioa o Just eayin, NATO is so Obeolete. Designed many years aga. Wry should I pay to delend athors whon thay chould be paying mo to dofond? 9,007 144.221,341 RAOe North Adamc Troaty Organeason。@om 's-or European umon gcuna. Foer Guys pleasa be reasanable, lets all get along The Uniled N

United States of America High on Cooaina. わ2,018ロ20. Ψ ec.oe0.180 United States of America e These Tacos are really f------ good. Love! #MorningMunchies 1.847 56,210 Estados Unidos Meccaros a: わ35 匂47 120H United tuts of Amerca - olaree par all the thinge lald to yua United States of America l have a 60 billion dolar trade delicit with Mexico. It has been a one-sided deal from the beginning af NAFTA. Unfair! 1,095 2,900,005 을&BE Unidos Mox canos on ny back and And you are paying far Unidos Me canos Den's an누 ta you now pay for my bron Unidos Moxicanos Unidos Maxicancs United States of America e 've been loeing SO much money because the TOTALLY unfair NAFTA, it's time to Renegoiate #AmericaFirst . 98001 305,834 The Unted Kingdom K- Good kr pra, son'@realEct traing is erased Eatados Unidos Mexicanos e I demand and offer el reapato as the very sovereign Nation I am, I wil no pey for a fence that divides u 12088 170,834 3OH2 04K 12..ce.w.70004 Cuba Libre North Adanse Treaty Organ zason u United States of Amerioa o Just eayin, NATO is so Obeolete. Designed many years aga. Wry should I pay to delend athors whon thay chould be paying mo to dofond? 9,007 144.221,341 RAOe North Adamc Troaty Organeason。@om 's-or European umon gcuna. Foer Guys pleasa be reasanable, lets all get along The Uniled N

usa mexico canada twitter nato eu nafta donald trump twitter simulator

Poor NATO

Let me tell you folks- NATO, it's obsolete. Trust me, I know it. I know lots of things. NATO is but a relic of the Cold War. It's so low energy I carn't even believe it. We need to rethink our relationship with it, and we need to do it ow s-- Why, America? s--

Let me tell you folks- NATO, it's obsolete. Trust me, I know it. I know lots of things. NATO is but a relic of the Cold War. It's so low energy I carn't even believe it. We need to rethink our relationship with it, and we need to do it ow s-- Why, America? s--

usa nato sad maga cold war

Accurate

I believe that hurting people because of their thoughts, words or beliefs is ok I believe that hurting people because of their thoughts, words or beliefs is ok. 숍 AD So

I believe that hurting people because of their thoughts, words or beliefs is ok I believe that hurting people because of their thoughts, words or beliefs is ok. 숍 AD So

antifa nazi trump protest history repeats polandball

From Many, None

Fear us, Russia! We are strong! v.com/13studiga BOO!

Fear us, Russia! We are strong! v.com/13studiga BOO!

russia european union eu

The Whole Russian hacking controversy in a nutshell

This is all your fault

This is all your fault

us russia controversy

Not pictured: Romania watching from a window

ATINA FÁMILY salvador relevanto where of venezuela playing honduras los edgy why tu hate kids and cuba being? gvings some por favor zzzla playa chile first tu steals sea why tu of stealing mom now Listenings to me niños! Am invited your uncle and your aunt for a familia reunion Be the nice with vour cousins incluyendo? méxico you said you stopping the marijuana si mama chile most mature of your kids RINE es mucho mucho good ési right? pfft. mejor maturest kid is obviously Argentina wanna hiding los pocket monies I bringings futebol in case of the boring! Mum, don't you think Ja ! Portugal! Francia ! Long time no seeings! Je swear that if you calls me Pologne one time I f------ ban you from mes banks! that I look too English for being in a Latin family reunion? Isso me makings so Your pequeños have proud! don't worry ma puce, you aren't since you speak français as well growings up now! Mucho cute! So good to see toi again soeurette!I only took those who be not traitorous merdeux though Is strange though, yo have el feeling that I forgotting someone in invitations Portugal is right, I do not thinkings of anyone latin and ifforget, must not be rélévant much forgotten, sim Meanwhile, across the Mediterranean Sea Ethiopia as your papa l want-a you to go in my bed naked for.. famiglia things Gettings lost you f------ perverted sexually frustrated weirdo you're not my dad I did beat your puny hole of ass back then you shitcountry go back being the bitch of yuor sisters and yuor bro perché EVEN F------- GREECE DID BEAT YOUR HOLE OF THE BUM

ATINA FÁMILY salvador relevanto where of venezuela playing honduras los edgy why tu hate kids and cuba being? gvings some por favor zzzla playa chile first tu steals sea why tu of stealing mom now Listenings to me niños! Am invited your uncle and your aunt for a familia reunion Be the nice with vour cousins incluyendo? méxico you said you stopping the marijuana si mama chile most mature of your kids RINE es mucho mucho good ési right? pfft. mejor maturest kid is obviously Argentina wanna hiding los pocket monies I bringings futebol in case of the boring! Mum, don't you think Ja ! Portugal! Francia ! Long time no seeings! Je swear that if you calls me Pologne one time I f------ ban you from mes banks! that I look too English for being in a Latin family reunion? Isso me makings so Your pequeños have proud! don't worry ma puce, you aren't since you speak français as well growings up now! Mucho cute! So good to see toi again soeurette!I only took those who be not traitorous merdeux though Is strange though, yo have el feeling that I forgotting someone in invitations Portugal is right, I do not thinkings of anyone latin and ifforget, must not be rélévant much forgotten, sim Meanwhile, across the Mediterranean Sea Ethiopia as your papa l want-a you to go in my bed naked for.. famiglia things Gettings lost you f------ perverted sexually frustrated weirdo you're not my dad I did beat your puny hole of ass back then you shitcountry go back being the bitch of yuor sisters and yuor bro perché EVEN F------- GREECE DID BEAT YOUR HOLE OF THE BUM

italy latin america france portugal spain mexico puerto rico nicaragua honduras dominican republic guatemala uruguay peru colombia ecuador costa rica chile argentina panama paraguay el salvador brazil canada belgium luxembourg monaco bolivia ethiopia

From the creators of Dr. Congo comes Dr. Kebab

Yaaaay! Kabab can into doktor! l is now Doktor Kebab. And here is my first patient Merhaba little Kibris. I see yuo is having problems. No of worrying Doktor Kebab is on ze way.! Hello... heeer... Docktor Kebab...Yuo really think yuo càn do something? Evet !lam best docktor of all doktor who ever existed Let's zee no! That is what I toüght! Yuo have"Coup d'état"! The evil Greece contaminated yiio. Coup d'etat ? Evet, is internal But I have the şolütion to remove it... Ampütazio Hağhağhağhaghağ! Problem solved for Doktor Kebab! Best doktor of all doktor!

Yaaaay! Kabab can into doktor! l is now Doktor Kebab. And here is my first patient Merhaba little Kibris. I see yuo is having problems. No of worrying Doktor Kebab is on ze way.! Hello... heeer... Docktor Kebab...Yuo really think yuo càn do something? Evet !lam best docktor of all doktor who ever existed Let's zee no! That is what I toüght! Yuo have"Coup d'état"! The evil Greece contaminated yiio. Coup d'etat ? Evet, is internal But I have the şolütion to remove it... Ampütazio Hağhağhağhaghağ! Problem solved for Doktor Kebab! Best doktor of all doktor!

cyprus turkey northern cyprus

Giant Meteor 2017

2016 was the worst l wish for meteor to endings it all Don't wish for that! Think positive! Maybe will 2017 be much better Hey, i'm sorry for all the things i have said, let's forget the wall and be friends instead l'm sorry about brexit, can i join again? ISis is kill! No more of syrian refugees See? Everything wasn't that bad as you thought- OH, FOR F---'S SAKE. wow. my wish came of true

2016 was the worst l wish for meteor to endings it all Don't wish for that! Think positive! Maybe will 2017 be much better Hey, i'm sorry for all the things i have said, let's forget the wall and be friends instead l'm sorry about brexit, can i join again? ISis is kill! No more of syrian refugees See? Everything wasn't that bad as you thought- OH, FOR F---'S SAKE. wow. my wish came of true

meteor canada eu turkey mexico usa [current year] uk united kingdom

There's being over shadowed and being forgotten, and then there's Portugal

Hey dad, why is it that your accent sounds so much more refined, yet somehow intrinsically douchy and arrogant? Well, I wish I could take full credit, but it's actually a trait shared by imperial European languages! For instance, even Québec will admit that France's accent sounds fancier, It's just a natural result of colonialism, and there's no exceptions that I know of How ish you doing! Ish be so long sinsh lasht seel All tingsh of alright? Hoooooooly s---. H--------. That is probably the single worst sound I have ever heard come out of somebody's mouth. Trust him. He's an expert. It sounds like a Russian doing a racist impression of Spanish while being strangled to death. And drunk. Brazil, buddy, I'm curious to hear your opinions on the subject. Sorry... do you guys knowing who dis is? He just come over and start talk to me, and I not sure what to say Wow Wow Christ You know, when I'm feeling depressed about how my children have surpassed me in pretty much all ways, I can now rest easy in the knowledge that ot least they know who I am iAHEM! So on behalf of the other former colonial powers, let me offer you sincere thanks. Yo would also liking to thank, because when España is feeling depressed about how far have fallen, can just looking across border and thinking at least yo still real country, and not worthless s----rectangle" AHEM! Pay debts. Well, that about settles it. By the power vested in me as self-appointed world leader, I hearby award to thee the first place ribbon for abject failure. Wear it proudly Participant

Hey dad, why is it that your accent sounds so much more refined, yet somehow intrinsically douchy and arrogant? Well, I wish I could take full credit, but it's actually a trait shared by imperial European languages! For instance, even Québec will admit that France's accent sounds fancier, It's just a natural result of colonialism, and there's no exceptions that I know of How ish you doing! Ish be so long sinsh lasht seel All tingsh of alright? Hoooooooly s---. H--------. That is probably the single worst sound I have ever heard come out of somebody's mouth. Trust him. He's an expert. It sounds like a Russian doing a racist impression of Spanish while being strangled to death. And drunk. Brazil, buddy, I'm curious to hear your opinions on the subject. Sorry... do you guys knowing who dis is? He just come over and start talk to me, and I not sure what to say Wow Wow Christ You know, when I'm feeling depressed about how my children have surpassed me in pretty much all ways, I can now rest easy in the knowledge that ot least they know who I am iAHEM! So on behalf of the other former colonial powers, let me offer you sincere thanks. Yo would also liking to thank, because when España is feeling depressed about how far have fallen, can just looking across border and thinking at least yo still real country, and not worthless s----rectangle" AHEM! Pay debts. Well, that about settles it. By the power vested in me as self-appointed world leader, I hearby award to thee the first place ribbon for abject failure. Wear it proudly Participant

portugal america britain brazil spain germany sad

How it feels to be Portuguese

Select Language: ORDEM Português 0 Deutsch

Select Language: ORDEM Português 0 Deutsch

portugal language sad

Freedom is not a language

iHola amigo tag, Alemane Wso, istaning to othe peaple is am so hapPY already speaki It anyway 0 BORK! 0丿 Nat Chaese Espahalt Try Palska Very big BORK BORKI Toll languag ENOUGH!!! や.nor. φ·roor IHAVE THE BEST IDEA twit be declared America, yourr"

iHola amigo tag, Alemane Wso, istaning to othe peaple is am so hapPY already speaki It anyway 0 BORK! 0丿 Nat Chaese Espahalt Try Palska Very big BORK BORKI Toll languag ENOUGH!!! や.nor. φ·roor IHAVE THE BEST IDEA twit be declared America, yourr"

usa germany italy japan spain france saudi arabia poland sweden united nations japanese spanish french german italian swedish arabic polish language klingon star trek

north koreaball views the flag changed

select language 7// >| 한국의 카 ()

select language 7// >| 한국의 카 ()

polandball countryball memes comic

2spooky4u

...a bandit ? wow. reeaal scary. yeah, whatever. try again next year, Zoro prelly good, prelly good costume could be scarier though what costume? wait, what day is it? yeaahh... im just gonna pretend you didn't say that Jesus Christ, Dad, I said no! But I thought you afraid of this? Yeah, in my 1760s. Oh my God, its like you dont even know mel l just want you to be happy, son. GODDAMNII, ISNT ANYONE SCARY THIS YEAR!!! Halloween is ruined! what's this? du result is in of test DIABETES TYPE SWEET JESUS F---!! th... this isn't... you e cantscare me wit- also insurance ist not cover DIABETES TYPEI

...a bandit ? wow. reeaal scary. yeah, whatever. try again next year, Zoro prelly good, prelly good costume could be scarier though what costume? wait, what day is it? yeaahh... im just gonna pretend you didn't say that Jesus Christ, Dad, I said no! But I thought you afraid of this? Yeah, in my 1760s. Oh my God, its like you dont even know mel l just want you to be happy, son. GODDAMNII, ISNT ANYONE SCARY THIS YEAR!!! Halloween is ruined! what's this? du result is in of test DIABETES TYPE SWEET JESUS F---!! th... this isn't... you e cantscare me wit- also insurance ist not cover DIABETES TYPEI

usa mexico canada halloween uk diabetes austria health insurance obesity

The Perfect Invention

Finalement! Button invention für fix all mon problems ist complete! PRESS salam, mr eurobe. we are achiebe beace in aso both we are middle east and am not democrasee b¢come secular the retugee any more we go home now Am give up. Crimea are free now thank of yuor sanctions. Please the stop punish me. My economy not can taking more. must wörk hard off denbts EU, old chap! I was afool We truly are "stronger together ILLER- This is a pretty f----- up invention for a prank, son Chill out, dad. It's just a social experiment

Finalement! Button invention für fix all mon problems ist complete! PRESS salam, mr eurobe. we are achiebe beace in aso both we are middle east and am not democrasee b¢come secular the retugee any more we go home now Am give up. Crimea are free now thank of yuor sanctions. Please the stop punish me. My economy not can taking more. must wörk hard off denbts EU, old chap! I was afool We truly are "stronger together ILLER- This is a pretty f----- up invention for a prank, son Chill out, dad. It's just a social experiment

polandball euball ukball americaball syriaball perfect invention prank

Gib Weapon

1948 Gib wepon 1967 Gib wepon? sure.. 1973 GIB WEPON! fine 1979 Gib wepon! uh, sure

1948 Gib wepon 1967 Gib wepon? sure.. 1973 GIB WEPON! fine 1979 Gib wepon! uh, sure

egypt israel china united states polandball