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xaxaxaxaxa! I are going the trick yuo, Poland. Is be amazing trick! Yuo won't even the expectings! Xaxa! Okay. Goings ahead.I are no longer care. Huh? Why is? Because is obvious now. Yuo are need do dumb trick to fill empty void in life. Yuo are need something for distracting from of fact no one likes yuo because yuo are corrupt authoritarian sociopath bully country who shows up when not want. Yuo want forget yuo will of sad lonely deathings with only wodka for company in puddle of own urines mourned by no one except weird Belarus If trickings me will help yuo forget terrible reality, go ahead. See if care Bye bye Russia s-- Why *sniff* Poland have be so mean? I was only want show how I can magician. Is was such good trick too! s-- 101 MAGIC TRICKS GO AWAY, FLOPSY! TRICK IS RUIN NOW! 101 MAGIC TRICKS
xaxaxaxaxa! I are going the trick yuo, Poland. Is be amazing trick! Yuo won't even the expectings! Xaxa! Okay. Goings ahead.I are no longer care. Huh? Why is? Because is obvious now. Yuo are need do dumb trick to fill empty void in life. Yuo are need something for distracting from of fact no one likes yuo because yuo are corrupt authoritarian sociopath bully country who shows up when not want. Yuo want forget yuo will of sad lonely deathings with only wodka for company in puddle of own urines mourned by no one except weird Belarus If trickings me will help yuo forget terrible reality, go ahead. See if care Bye bye Russia s-- Why *sniff* Poland have be so mean? I was only want show how I can magician. Is was such good trick too! s-- 101 MAGIC TRICKS GO AWAY, FLOPSY! TRICK IS RUIN NOW! 101 MAGIC TRICKS

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Aw thanks Japan! You shouln't have! Well I got ya' something too! Now close your eyes! Ok? Of no worries amerika-kun! I just of wantings to be porite Aaaand tah-dah!I know how much you like tea, so l got you this kettle! Do ya' like it? Whurt?! Amerika-kun is pointing krettle at me?! So dis...dis is bretrail!! To take my kindress and insurt me wit a smire?! Wry?! (CO l thought I was too! l thought yuo wer my friend Amerika-kun!
Aw thanks Japan! You shouln't have! Well I got ya' something too! Now close your eyes! Ok? Of no worries amerika-kun! I just of wantings to be porite Aaaand tah-dah!I know how much you like tea, so l got you this kettle! Do ya' like it? Whurt?! Amerika-kun is pointing krettle at me?! So dis...dis is bretrail!! To take my kindress and insurt me wit a smire?! Wry?! (CO l thought I was too! l thought yuo wer my friend Amerika-kun!

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OH MEIN GOT! The russians are of early! Nein! Nein! Nein good! Hopeful Austra-Hungry vill keeps them busy... ...Germanys... Germanys...need help...too stronk.... Vou...vOu....vou.... Germanys...help Germanys... scared DUMMKOPH!!
OH MEIN GOT! The russians are of early! Nein! Nein! Nein good! Hopeful Austra-Hungry vill keeps them busy... ...Germanys... Germanys...need help...too stronk.... Vou...vOu....vou.... Germanys...help Germanys... scared DUMMKOPH!!

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Everything makes sense now

Yea, Uind lie nsatie suid l is Actka? Ilr YJESUS ARCTIC TRLATYCONFE RENCE 1959 Notti. heads to kst
Yea, Uind lie nsatie suid l is Actka? Ilr YJESUS ARCTIC TRLATYCONFE RENCE 1959 Notti. heads to kst

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no wonder why Iceland doesn't want to join to the EU...

Hoh, Iselande! What is of like be une boring country where nothing always happen? Are you kid? am love it! DEFI RFANDE
Hoh, Iselande! What is of like be une boring country where nothing always happen? Are you kid? am love it! DEFI RFANDE

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Y'all mouthafuckas, that belongs to Cthulhu!

NEW ISLAND TALPATTI
NEW ISLAND TALPATTI

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And this is what happens if you start talking shit and have 90% of rain forest

Littles Antilles are still slave to white tatta Only toddlers need to be babysit, that's why yu called ABC island. Suriname is best name Yu dumb kan not Dutch. Even your language is a dumb version of Portuguese Swa, we no dumb. We refine oil from Venezuela. OIL Slave to both Dutch and Venezuela Dumb djuka bushnigger. Mi free because of Gullit power. Now mi kan into gold Lazy djukas will never. Always in slave BAI DEN KONO BO MAMA! How are we bushniggers if we have no forest? At least our pretty beaches not muddy like yours, swa! cono stinki ts oh no is spil Yu ma pang pang! Spill that oil on your s--- beach. Mi is least polluted, because habing many trees. Land is exist 90% forest. Mi is one big. forest. Kono Bonaire! Trees? 90% forest? HELPI MI! THE FAYA IS BURN! FERGIT WHATISAY ANTILLES ARE NO DUMB,ARE BRADARS! No, we too dumb and lazy for helping.
Littles Antilles are still slave to white tatta Only toddlers need to be babysit, that's why yu called ABC island. Suriname is best name Yu dumb kan not Dutch. Even your language is a dumb version of Portuguese Swa, we no dumb. We refine oil from Venezuela. OIL Slave to both Dutch and Venezuela Dumb djuka bushnigger. Mi free because of Gullit power. Now mi kan into gold Lazy djukas will never. Always in slave BAI DEN KONO BO MAMA! How are we bushniggers if we have no forest? At least our pretty beaches not muddy like yours, swa! cono stinki ts oh no is spil Yu ma pang pang! Spill that oil on your s--- beach. Mi is least polluted, because habing many trees. Land is exist 90% forest. Mi is one big. forest. Kono Bonaire! Trees? 90% forest? HELPI MI! THE FAYA IS BURN! FERGIT WHATISAY ANTILLES ARE NO DUMB,ARE BRADARS! No, we too dumb and lazy for helping.

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2009 Hi EU! Am wantings to join. Hm...Iam think. 2010 Good news, Island, we can talk of join! Yay! 2013 Wow, Island, you great candidate! Maybe of Join! Sorry, EU, I don't want- ings anymore Ahh, is ok. This how yuo respond? Yuo so kind to stupid lceland who apply four years ago, / apply in 1987 and yuo still not care me! Yuo know what? I don't even want EU anymore. Really? You no want anymore? Yes. Wait... no No, I want be in EU, please! Ok, wait in line, you must now reapply next What has I done?
2009 Hi EU! Am wantings to join. Hm...Iam think. 2010 Good news, Island, we can talk of join! Yay! 2013 Wow, Island, you great candidate! Maybe of Join! Sorry, EU, I don't want- ings anymore Ahh, is ok. This how yuo respond? Yuo so kind to stupid lceland who apply four years ago, / apply in 1987 and yuo still not care me! Yuo know what? I don't even want EU anymore. Really? You no want anymore? Yes. Wait... no No, I want be in EU, please! Ok, wait in line, you must now reapply next What has I done?

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From hate to love, there's one step before...

Zis again? Du zink zat zey vould ewentuälly get bored? Sigh How haven't they killed eachother alre ady? Oimas, why tae fo0k we still care out them? Zen make ze movings Nozing for see hier BORKI BORK! FALUKORVI POLSE BORK!! BORK! Haæv they støp the bserve? Seem like thay did. Ja, nöbody is watch. id Swrede not see brillert Oh nd! Evil danskjavlar overpōwered mel what will do? Am now danskjävlar prisonär slave! Big stronk danish clay make the overpöwer and dominate! Ja, babe. Jeg will do filthy filthy things to yus in slæve dungeon. Gasp, don't Kalmar Union me pl6x. Only want yuor big juice pölse Kan I am dom näxttime? Ja. PARENTAL ADVISORY Yuo Jeesus need if yuo actualy want make see of this depravityl
Zis again? Du zink zat zey vould ewentuälly get bored? Sigh How haven't they killed eachother alre ady? Oimas, why tae fo0k we still care out them? Zen make ze movings Nozing for see hier BORKI BORK! FALUKORVI POLSE BORK!! BORK! Haæv they støp the bserve? Seem like thay did. Ja, nöbody is watch. id Swrede not see brillert Oh nd! Evil danskjavlar overpōwered mel what will do? Am now danskjävlar prisonär slave! Big stronk danish clay make the overpöwer and dominate! Ja, babe. Jeg will do filthy filthy things to yus in slæve dungeon. Gasp, don't Kalmar Union me pl6x. Only want yuor big juice pölse Kan I am dom näxttime? Ja. PARENTAL ADVISORY Yuo Jeesus need if yuo actualy want make see of this depravityl

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A bulletproof plan

Ahem Bonjour, France. It is I, Romania. Oh, Bonjour, Roumanie What je can do for you? Can you ask Allemagne to giving me euromonies? Puisque I is EU, too. O) You sound much bien Merci! You don't use to Everything allrig't? Oui, I mean yes. Me just Roumanie the plain You is behaving odd. No, no! Ordinary Romania! Tried to double me population in 1966 And is true successor of Roman Empire! Eh bien, that is sound more like you. O) Well, je not can ask Germany for you. In the future I must maybe lend money from Germany, so now I try being friend with 'im. You must yourself ask. Oh, uhm.... OK, uh... gulp* Germany? Ja, Romania? (O Correct. I is Romania! In 1966 1 tryed to doubleing my population. I knowing this, because I be Romania! Stopping to say this all time, Chad! Is only thing me knows about Romania. Mmpf... mmpf Just get monies and make run! 0
Ahem Bonjour, France. It is I, Romania. Oh, Bonjour, Roumanie What je can do for you? Can you ask Allemagne to giving me euromonies? Puisque I is EU, too. O) You sound much bien Merci! You don't use to Everything allrig't? Oui, I mean yes. Me just Roumanie the plain You is behaving odd. No, no! Ordinary Romania! Tried to double me population in 1966 And is true successor of Roman Empire! Eh bien, that is sound more like you. O) Well, je not can ask Germany for you. In the future I must maybe lend money from Germany, so now I try being friend with 'im. You must yourself ask. Oh, uhm.... OK, uh... gulp* Germany? Ja, Romania? (O Correct. I is Romania! In 1966 1 tryed to doubleing my population. I knowing this, because I be Romania! Stopping to say this all time, Chad! Is only thing me knows about Romania. Mmpf... mmpf Just get monies and make run! 0

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Wow, I never knew legos were made in Denmark

DENMARK THROUGH THE AGES Wait...Why are we of fightings again I can't rememberings, but whatever it is, yuo öf started it! NO YUO DID! SHUTTINGS UP DÄNSKJAVEL 1200-1800's* Basically an endess fight agaisst Sweden Norway can into 1810's l was of ugly ducking Ate can only be of understoed backwards but it must be of lvings forwards of laid my head on Everhei. Magesc efects radiate froe a sides ofwire caryings of alactric crrent.. 1820-1850's Givings up? .n..n..no. 1860's Thanks for the virgins USA is of your daddy now 1910's Pateat U53005282 I'm callings themG.1 of "Lego Bricks" IC FIGS 1950's BESTDAY E MY LIFE 1990's NO DRAWINGS 2000's Headshot EAT LEGO, YUO STUPID SWEDE NOT SO FAST DANSKJÄVEL! Today* 1..sti.fighting Sweden'
DENMARK THROUGH THE AGES Wait...Why are we of fightings again I can't rememberings, but whatever it is, yuo öf started it! NO YUO DID! SHUTTINGS UP DÄNSKJAVEL 1200-1800's* Basically an endess fight agaisst Sweden Norway can into 1810's l was of ugly ducking Ate can only be of understoed backwards but it must be of lvings forwards of laid my head on Everhei. Magesc efects radiate froe a sides ofwire caryings of alactric crrent.. 1820-1850's Givings up? .n..n..no. 1860's Thanks for the virgins USA is of your daddy now 1910's Pateat U53005282 I'm callings themG.1 of "Lego Bricks" IC FIGS 1950's BESTDAY E MY LIFE 1990's NO DRAWINGS 2000's Headshot EAT LEGO, YUO STUPID SWEDE NOT SO FAST DANSKJÄVEL! Today* 1..sti.fighting Sweden'

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"Call me 'Papa.'"

undevicesimus.deviantart.com 2014 Habemus problem... U.N. condemns Vatican over child abuse...
undevicesimus.deviantart.com 2014 Habemus problem... U.N. condemns Vatican over child abuse...

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Drinking Contest

Average # of shots of liquor per week, per person 13.7 6.3 3.3 2.9 Amerika, we seem have problem with South Korea, should lookings into? Booyah, my number is bigger than yours! Yuo want be alcoholic? Shut up
Average # of shots of liquor per week, per person 13.7 6.3 3.3 2.9 Amerika, we seem have problem with South Korea, should lookings into? Booyah, my number is bigger than yours! Yuo want be alcoholic? Shut up

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That's the power of OxiClean


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Silly Israel, these are the reamins of the Second Impact.

børk ber bork help s---! Ayin Hey of reall
børk ber bork help s---! Ayin Hey of reall

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This speaks for itself.

We 'ave create pretty nice utopie 'ere in glorieuse Europe of West, 'ave not we? Quite indeed. Ha ha ha ha! Deutschland! Avoid eye contact.
We 'ave create pretty nice utopie 'ere in glorieuse Europe of West, 'ave not we? Quite indeed. Ha ha ha ha! Deutschland! Avoid eye contact.

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Polandball mascots, link in notes

su 2 MINSTER ZOROWIA OSTRZEGA PRZED kwejk.pl
su 2 MINSTER ZOROWIA OSTRZEGA PRZED kwejk.pl

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In 2017 poor ho of beings 1st world nao, puta? iFelicidades, Chile, tu finally dids it! Meanwhile, in North America iOf fukings sudacas! See? Even THEIR Texas is better than you
In 2017 poor ho of beings 1st world nao, puta? iFelicidades, Chile, tu finally dids it! Meanwhile, in North America iOf fukings sudacas! See? Even THEIR Texas is better than you

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[Insert clever title here]

What the Herr North Korea what rou is doings Hey rou leavings him arone he proud independent communist he not needing you imperialist terring what to be doing GRR! you shutting up China or i Nanking rou again Rabble hah looking at those sily easterners with stupid problemm RRABBLR RABBLE What this s--- Who making rocket! must sending monky What? じ
What the Herr North Korea what rou is doings Hey rou leavings him arone he proud independent communist he not needing you imperialist terring what to be doing GRR! you shutting up China or i Nanking rou again Rabble hah looking at those sily easterners with stupid problemm RRABBLR RABBLE What this s--- Who making rocket! must sending monky What? じ

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I never figure out how to pronunciate it

Szlovénia, why are yuor kapita impossible to spell or pronounce? well... once upon time, I had found love of life but tragedy tore us apart... and his last words were to forever haunt me... ...hence here I preserve cherish memories LJUBLJANA
Szlovénia, why are yuor kapita impossible to spell or pronounce? well... once upon time, I had found love of life but tragedy tore us apart... and his last words were to forever haunt me... ...hence here I preserve cherish memories LJUBLJANA

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