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The shortlived Kingdom of Kartli-Kakheti

As promise, little Karti-Kakhet 8m give yuo with proeet from evil invaders and help in foreign atair, for it is of just and t into help fellow komrade. Really In yuor fece pathetic Kebabl Nao yuo cannot attackings Nao big Russia is protect me No s from yual And yuo will be of instant lose against Russia for yuo of s----- stink weak Persian Kebab.. and yu。of Right Russia? That will teachings yuo o shut up Russia! Irealy need protect naol RUSSIAAI PLS NO MORE STA Stabs GLORIOUS RUSSIA NAO ANNEX NEW CLAY!!!

As promise, little Karti-Kakhet 8m give yuo with proeet from evil invaders and help in foreign atair, for it is of just and t into help fellow komrade. Really In yuor fece pathetic Kebabl Nao yuo cannot attackings Nao big Russia is protect me No s from yual And yuo will be of instant lose against Russia for yuo of s----- stink weak Persian Kebab.. and yu。of Right Russia? That will teachings yuo o shut up Russia! Irealy need protect naol RUSSIAAI PLS NO MORE STA Stabs GLORIOUS RUSSIA NAO ANNEX NEW CLAY!!!

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On my way stealing yo' girl!

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'murican history

But even after soo many years, I still remember my humble and modest past, back when I were just a simple tribe fighting against the elemets of nature, working each day to ..But just like I remember my simple start, I also remember my first victories my first conquests, my first steps into the path of giory and eternal success Ave Aquila History of America Ese, non of this mierdas The great migration from Murican to Earth Theory) The ancient Aemerikn tribes The rise of the 3th American Empire Of course they happened, it's all in my new a Fallen Angel", that explains everything regarding my past and tries to explain why I were given to Earth as a gift It's a really good book, you should really try it Oh, I can explain that, you see, I heard that "history is No, is not of question, Im muchisimo sure this is all just written by the victors", and since I think I have a nice amount of victories in my pocket, I decided to use some of my "victory points to make my own history a bit more interesting, n really wrong with that.. Que? NO! That is no how that works... you cannot change the historia just like... Oh I see what's going on.. You are just f------ jelly because you can add cool s--- to your lame ass history, you are angry because l can add way more action to my boring parts while you are stuck with Paco and Juan buying donkeys in some old town, well maybe if you were more like me you would be able to add some... I don't know some UFOs helping the Zapata dude or something, but just because you can't do it doesn't mean I can't,I see 2 guys in here and one of them nuked an Asian island like 3 times, so don't come saying that I don 't have enough points to add shotguns Mexico?

But even after soo many years, I still remember my humble and modest past, back when I were just a simple tribe fighting against the elemets of nature, working each day to ..But just like I remember my simple start, I also remember my first victories my first conquests, my first steps into the path of giory and eternal success Ave Aquila History of America Ese, non of this mierdas The great migration from Murican to Earth Theory) The ancient Aemerikn tribes The rise of the 3th American Empire Of course they happened, it's all in my new a Fallen Angel", that explains everything regarding my past and tries to explain why I were given to Earth as a gift It's a really good book, you should really try it Oh, I can explain that, you see, I heard that "history is No, is not of question, Im muchisimo sure this is all just written by the victors", and since I think I have a nice amount of victories in my pocket, I decided to use some of my "victory points to make my own history a bit more interesting, n really wrong with that.. Que? NO! That is no how that works... you cannot change the historia just like... Oh I see what's going on.. You are just f------ jelly because you can add cool s--- to your lame ass history, you are angry because l can add way more action to my boring parts while you are stuck with Paco and Juan buying donkeys in some old town, well maybe if you were more like me you would be able to add some... I don't know some UFOs helping the Zapata dude or something, but just because you can't do it doesn't mean I can't,I see 2 guys in here and one of them nuked an Asian island like 3 times, so don't come saying that I don 't have enough points to add shotguns Mexico?

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That's the American spirit

Many countries have discovered really cool things over the years... ecouver de us IS ...some of them even changed the way we lived our lives and stuff like that, y'know? FEB 4, 1421 0I THIS S--- KILLS BACTERA SHEFSE LD LEADING THE PREHiER, MAN UTD PROVEN TO BE GOATFUCKERS But once again, I am the # 1 because the thing I discovered is cooler than the rest! Oooh, and what is? Oh boy, it's something that's just plain amazing, the best thing in the entire planet, might even cure cancer and all that jazz just witlh its badass properties... Simply glorious. BB0 SAUCE

Many countries have discovered really cool things over the years... ecouver de us IS ...some of them even changed the way we lived our lives and stuff like that, y'know? FEB 4, 1421 0I THIS S--- KILLS BACTERA SHEFSE LD LEADING THE PREHiER, MAN UTD PROVEN TO BE GOATFUCKERS But once again, I am the # 1 because the thing I discovered is cooler than the rest! Oooh, and what is? Oh boy, it's something that's just plain amazing, the best thing in the entire planet, might even cure cancer and all that jazz just witlh its badass properties... Simply glorious. BB0 SAUCE

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Those pesky commies

Szwecia, the commúnists of back am hide quickl The prophecy, is true 0 show yuo come with quick were is go? There defeat was only make delay Nowantina to believe beleive they even where of exist hen truthl finally dawn t dawn in kommunism But there of one they fear In my speak he is förenta staterna AMERICA! Alrighty redface, surrender and comply and itll all go down smoothly Lets call ita stalemate ok?

Szwecia, the commúnists of back am hide quickl The prophecy, is true 0 show yuo come with quick were is go? There defeat was only make delay Nowantina to believe beleive they even where of exist hen truthl finally dawn t dawn in kommunism But there of one they fear In my speak he is förenta staterna AMERICA! Alrighty redface, surrender and comply and itll all go down smoothly Lets call ita stalemate ok?

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After Paraguay and Bolivia, the next one was Brazil...

So it turns out I declared myself to be the best at solving problems in this hemisphere at some point, so it looks like this afternoon is devoted to fixing all your s--- rll go get some snacks Brazil, I can convince myself you're a real country, so you're in charge until I get back Let's start by making selves feel better with make fun of Bolivial S--- country with s--- army and s--- goverment. Good job live up to revolutionary spirit! Carajo ladrón you tricking me from most valuable clay owning and giving nothing in return Hmm? Acre? Never hearing of it iI not even saying name yet Y tù rotol Return coastline you This is of adorable stealing in War of the Pacific Y tú tambienl Give back Chaco you stealing in War of the Thirst No. Chaco is mine. You asking for rematch? War of the Thirst 2? OK. AAEAAEAAH Suddenly this not funny anymore Paraguay's thirst mightier. Paraguay wins I'm back with-oh for F---'S SAKE I'm gone for literally like 10 minutes and you assholes already beat Suriname to death? No, you no understanding, Is not Suriname, is- Not Suriname? What, you think I'm some kind of idiot? I know Suriname used to be a Dutch colony. You know what I'm seeing here? A Dutch flag with a thing in the middle. If that's not Suriname, then why the hell is it using a Dutch flag, smart-alec? No answer? Yeah, that's what I thought

So it turns out I declared myself to be the best at solving problems in this hemisphere at some point, so it looks like this afternoon is devoted to fixing all your s--- rll go get some snacks Brazil, I can convince myself you're a real country, so you're in charge until I get back Let's start by making selves feel better with make fun of Bolivial S--- country with s--- army and s--- goverment. Good job live up to revolutionary spirit! Carajo ladrón you tricking me from most valuable clay owning and giving nothing in return Hmm? Acre? Never hearing of it iI not even saying name yet Y tù rotol Return coastline you This is of adorable stealing in War of the Pacific Y tú tambienl Give back Chaco you stealing in War of the Thirst No. Chaco is mine. You asking for rematch? War of the Thirst 2? OK. AAEAAEAAH Suddenly this not funny anymore Paraguay's thirst mightier. Paraguay wins I'm back with-oh for F---'S SAKE I'm gone for literally like 10 minutes and you assholes already beat Suriname to death? No, you no understanding, Is not Suriname, is- Not Suriname? What, you think I'm some kind of idiot? I know Suriname used to be a Dutch colony. You know what I'm seeing here? A Dutch flag with a thing in the middle. If that's not Suriname, then why the hell is it using a Dutch flag, smart-alec? No answer? Yeah, that's what I thought

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Silly Polska

KURWA!!! The soviet is alive someone helpings mell Sily Polan, it's me the mighty Russia, am trick you HAHA, I've tricked you back, you communist soum Hahaha son, you are so innocent, I've cheated you! Stupid rosbit, i trick you Hehehe sily baguette, m just Bulgaria, i trick you again Wow Bulgaria, you is really a master trick I was Poland al the time! What a coincidence!

KURWA!!! The soviet is alive someone helpings mell Sily Polan, it's me the mighty Russia, am trick you HAHA, I've tricked you back, you communist soum Hahaha son, you are so innocent, I've cheated you! Stupid rosbit, i trick you Hehehe sily baguette, m just Bulgaria, i trick you again Wow Bulgaria, you is really a master trick I was Poland al the time! What a coincidence!

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*Based on a true story

ADVENTURES OFTHE HUMAN RIGHTS KNIGHTS based on true story Well, I didn't do a single useful thing for I should do soon as possible. Its a mission for my ultimate champions, the best of best. Rays of light of the I SUMMON THE HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL!! CHINA! SAUDI ARABIA! CUBA! Beheading womens because, well they're womens Unfair trals tens thousends peopos Holds opposition parties loaders in Exiing critics from country dvided famiies Excutes ower 2,200 peoples every No opposition parties Enslaving kids for laughable Bans public worship of reigions ocher SYRIA! RUSSIA! NORTH KOREA! Realy? Over 250,000 deaths in crvil war Used chemical weapons on it's own civlans Refuse to accept amy negogations Bans LGBT rights Bans NGOs Inwading neighbors north Caucasus countries no homoS What happning, north korea Best korea of feering dturbance in human rights force, something terribre of happen Quickl to the HRC Headquarters HRC Krights North korea felt disturbance in forc. 4a, i of see icebergs.its of north earth.the pain By alah, isee red.. iof see I of feer pain in minorities Shhh, we of aready knowing Mis amigos, i of thinking CANADA!! You just got yourself into troubles! According to this report you're ABUSING your aboripinal minonities! ARE YOU SERIOUS DO YOU WANT TO F--- UP WITH ME?I Next time it will not end so-well for you! Wow canada Jesus, Im so good didn't know you're such a------

ADVENTURES OFTHE HUMAN RIGHTS KNIGHTS based on true story Well, I didn't do a single useful thing for I should do soon as possible. Its a mission for my ultimate champions, the best of best. Rays of light of the I SUMMON THE HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL!! CHINA! SAUDI ARABIA! CUBA! Beheading womens because, well they're womens Unfair trals tens thousends peopos Holds opposition parties loaders in Exiing critics from country dvided famiies Excutes ower 2,200 peoples every No opposition parties Enslaving kids for laughable Bans public worship of reigions ocher SYRIA! RUSSIA! NORTH KOREA! Realy? Over 250,000 deaths in crvil war Used chemical weapons on it's own civlans Refuse to accept amy negogations Bans LGBT rights Bans NGOs Inwading neighbors north Caucasus countries no homoS What happning, north korea Best korea of feering dturbance in human rights force, something terribre of happen Quickl to the HRC Headquarters HRC Krights North korea felt disturbance in forc. 4a, i of see icebergs.its of north earth.the pain By alah, isee red.. iof see I of feer pain in minorities Shhh, we of aready knowing Mis amigos, i of thinking CANADA!! You just got yourself into troubles! According to this report you're ABUSING your aboripinal minonities! ARE YOU SERIOUS DO YOU WANT TO F--- UP WITH ME?I Next time it will not end so-well for you! Wow canada Jesus, Im so good didn't know you're such a------

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SUP OBLAST WAIT OH HI RUSSIA JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR MAKINGS PLACE WHERE JEWS CAN LIUE WITHOUT GETTING BOTHERED HOMOSEX DETECTED!

SUP OBLAST WAIT OH HI RUSSIA JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR MAKINGS PLACE WHERE JEWS CAN LIUE WITHOUT GETTING BOTHERED HOMOSEX DETECTED!

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Greece Has Seen Better Days

And here we havings the birthplace of civilization! Foundations of the democracy! Of beautiful architecture! Is impressive, no? lch is not impressed Pay debts But wait! Before the debts come of up, let me showings yuo greatest monument of all! Is carved with intricate Greek alphabet, a unique and ancient- Oh what of f----!?!? OMG, girl! Make sure to, like, capture my good side! So cute! This is totes going on the sorority's Facebook page for pledge week! CLICK!

And here we havings the birthplace of civilization! Foundations of the democracy! Of beautiful architecture! Is impressive, no? lch is not impressed Pay debts But wait! Before the debts come of up, let me showings yuo greatest monument of all! Is carved with intricate Greek alphabet, a unique and ancient- Oh what of f----!?!? OMG, girl! Make sure to, like, capture my good side! So cute! This is totes going on the sorority's Facebook page for pledge week! CLICK!

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Family Problems

Ugh... No, he doesn't need to be fed. He just No I haven't tried to feed him before, but he's fine. Look Mr. UN, I have veto power so I'm going to follow Russia's example. F--- OFF! Beep Wales Wales Poke Bloody arsehole... Why does America keep him around? Sheep Poke WALES Ba WALES Unfit parent' my bloody arse! What does that t--- know about parenting... Oh God, what is it now Wales?! For Christ... Sheep Pshhh Crack WALES! ..SAKE!! WHOOSH* BOOM* *CRACK WALES! You magnificent bastard! We're rich! We can finally get you that brain surgery you always needed! Oh- Hey Dad. We need to talk *CLICK* S----..

Ugh... No, he doesn't need to be fed. He just No I haven't tried to feed him before, but he's fine. Look Mr. UN, I have veto power so I'm going to follow Russia's example. F--- OFF! Beep Wales Wales Poke Bloody arsehole... Why does America keep him around? Sheep Poke WALES Ba WALES Unfit parent' my bloody arse! What does that t--- know about parenting... Oh God, what is it now Wales?! For Christ... Sheep Pshhh Crack WALES! ..SAKE!! WHOOSH* BOOM* *CRACK WALES! You magnificent bastard! We're rich! We can finally get you that brain surgery you always needed! Oh- Hey Dad. We need to talk *CLICK* S----..

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North America Vs The World

Allahu akbar!!! Look Canada, the world is getting mad. Only us can remedy it Really? Us? Yes.. U.S

Allahu akbar!!! Look Canada, the world is getting mad. Only us can remedy it Really? Us? Yes.. U.S

Border Troubles

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Today in International news that no one cares: the ship

Yes, little "Mu Du Bong" you is the most beatiful ship in the world, you gonna destroy everything hehehe Browse, my beauty, browse! 2 Huh? Mexico! gib me my ship iQué bonito ship! No.

Yes, little "Mu Du Bong" you is the most beatiful ship in the world, you gonna destroy everything hehehe Browse, my beauty, browse! 2 Huh? Mexico! gib me my ship iQué bonito ship! No.

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Do not disturb

Inuugujac FuUUuuuuuUuuuUCK JEG KNEPPER DIN MOR! HEL VEDE!!! BACK AWAY FROM THE F------ ROCK YOU LITTLE S---! HANS ISLAND IS MINE! I'LL DEFEND MY CLAY TO THE DEATH AND BASH YOUR DANNEBROG STRONK KILL LEAF LIKE BRAINS IN LIKE A SEAL! HOSER C---! RAKE OF YARD BITCH HANS Ø ARE DENMARK CLAY YUO GET KILL BY DANE LIKE PEASANT TO GRAET VIKING DUMME FISSE! THE SWEDES WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU! OTTAWA TERRORIST ATTACK WAS HANS ISLAND WILL BE MINE AND THEN BEST PLAN BY DENMARK! POUTINE IS COPENHAGEN, GET USED TO THIS LEAF SHITI HATE BEAVER AND MOOSE BUDDY!I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR FLAG! STINK! DENMARK WILL END YUO! NAZI COLLABORATOR! BRITISH SATAN SPAWN YANKEE PET! P---- BITCH!! Aap

Inuugujac FuUUuuuuuUuuuUCK JEG KNEPPER DIN MOR! HEL VEDE!!! BACK AWAY FROM THE F------ ROCK YOU LITTLE S---! HANS ISLAND IS MINE! I'LL DEFEND MY CLAY TO THE DEATH AND BASH YOUR DANNEBROG STRONK KILL LEAF LIKE BRAINS IN LIKE A SEAL! HOSER C---! RAKE OF YARD BITCH HANS Ø ARE DENMARK CLAY YUO GET KILL BY DANE LIKE PEASANT TO GRAET VIKING DUMME FISSE! THE SWEDES WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU! OTTAWA TERRORIST ATTACK WAS HANS ISLAND WILL BE MINE AND THEN BEST PLAN BY DENMARK! POUTINE IS COPENHAGEN, GET USED TO THIS LEAF SHITI HATE BEAVER AND MOOSE BUDDY!I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR FLAG! STINK! DENMARK WILL END YUO! NAZI COLLABORATOR! BRITISH SATAN SPAWN YANKEE PET! P---- BITCH!! Aap

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those pesky freeloaders

Yeah, before you come to me for aid, why not ask one of the developed countries that's actually on your frickin' continent, huh? Damn freeloaders. I blame communism. ALLAHU AKBAR! I hatings myself, I hatings myself! Here yuo goes, little one! A toddler a day keeps the AIDS at bay! CO I fights AIDS with bamboo spear.

Yeah, before you come to me for aid, why not ask one of the developed countries that's actually on your frickin' continent, huh? Damn freeloaders. I blame communism. ALLAHU AKBAR! I hatings myself, I hatings myself! Here yuo goes, little one! A toddler a day keeps the AIDS at bay! CO I fights AIDS with bamboo spear.

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Congratulations, Mauritius! I am the United Nations, and I'm here to congratulate you for achieving a "somewhat developed" ranking on the HDI, making you the most developed country in Africa! Have an honory medal. But je am not in the Africa. Je suis almost 2.000 kilometre off the coast of the Afri_ Please don't ruin this. We want to be able to say there is at least one developed country in Africa. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I findings other one! I findings other one! Look! Congratulations, Seychelles, for being one of the very, very, very very, very few developed countries in Africa! But I is of island over 1,500 kilometre off the coast of_ NOW YOU TWO ENJOY YOUR TITLES OKAY GOT TO GO BYE! Now nous can pretend zat continent is not of so much s--- anymore Yeah! I mean, now we know there's TWO whole developed countries in Africa

Congratulations, Mauritius! I am the United Nations, and I'm here to congratulate you for achieving a "somewhat developed" ranking on the HDI, making you the most developed country in Africa! Have an honory medal. But je am not in the Africa. Je suis almost 2.000 kilometre off the coast of the Afri_ Please don't ruin this. We want to be able to say there is at least one developed country in Africa. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I findings other one! I findings other one! Look! Congratulations, Seychelles, for being one of the very, very, very very, very few developed countries in Africa! But I is of island over 1,500 kilometre off the coast of_ NOW YOU TWO ENJOY YOUR TITLES OKAY GOT TO GO BYE! Now nous can pretend zat continent is not of so much s--- anymore Yeah! I mean, now we know there's TWO whole developed countries in Africa

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cluck cluck gib crimea

privyet, Ukrayna, i am joke what is? why did chicken cross road? i am not knowing, why? to rescue oppressed russian minority cluck cluck gib crimea nyet

privyet, Ukrayna, i am joke what is? why did chicken cross road? i am not knowing, why? to rescue oppressed russian minority cluck cluck gib crimea nyet

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The wrong side of History

Is only war! Why you hav to be mad? Everyone is comrades in friendship! Deserve be loved and feel special We are unite family!! Wait! Just need more time! Happy and safe together No! oser! no-one is love yuo Famil

Is only war! Why you hav to be mad? Everyone is comrades in friendship! Deserve be loved and feel special We are unite family!! Wait! Just need more time! Happy and safe together No! oser! no-one is love yuo Famil

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At least I'm not UK

Hej! Impörtant message from Sverige here! Yeehaw! Let's go kill some undefined groups of sand people for vague and unclear reasons! F--- yeah! When ever some say Sweden weak, only do Red, white and blue! errand of other strong Freedom! country", I always do the think I'm part of this too! At least I are not the UK Oy, wot's dis? When for do say "Sweden, yuor food make disgust", l remind them Various entrails and sausages, marinated in pork fat, stuffed into potato mash, then deep fried. rl have what he's having Did'ya dip it in chocolate before ya deep fried it? At least I are not the UK Of course, what kind of uncultured swine do you take me for? is COOK When I hear for say "Immigrants out of control in Sweden", I make do the think to the self ALLAHU BLOODY AKBAR! At least I are not the UK When they give ask to me, "Sweden, you used to be Empire. What in hell happened?" is comfort in think: At least Iare not the UK wil suck d--- or So please UK, yuo must remember that EU member ship is the last thing you have! Without this, yuo be nothing! Just pathetic irrelevant husk of nation, with no one care and no one respect. NÖTHING Here, yuo can stay and still have worth as funny side show attraction! Winky wonky namby pamby wish wosh pish posh wot wot wot!!! Come kids, and look at relic of past! endan Brilicus Foppicus Haha, it thinks it matters! Don't you see UK? Yuo may be only a travesty at now point... But at least you are our travesty Please stay, for you sake. Don't disappear in wayside of history like probably should, yuo adorable irrelevant shitcountry

Hej! Impörtant message from Sverige here! Yeehaw! Let's go kill some undefined groups of sand people for vague and unclear reasons! F--- yeah! When ever some say Sweden weak, only do Red, white and blue! errand of other strong Freedom! country", I always do the think I'm part of this too! At least I are not the UK Oy, wot's dis? When for do say "Sweden, yuor food make disgust", l remind them Various entrails and sausages, marinated in pork fat, stuffed into potato mash, then deep fried. rl have what he's having Did'ya dip it in chocolate before ya deep fried it? At least I are not the UK Of course, what kind of uncultured swine do you take me for? is COOK When I hear for say "Immigrants out of control in Sweden", I make do the think to the self ALLAHU BLOODY AKBAR! At least I are not the UK When they give ask to me, "Sweden, you used to be Empire. What in hell happened?" is comfort in think: At least Iare not the UK wil suck d--- or So please UK, yuo must remember that EU member ship is the last thing you have! Without this, yuo be nothing! Just pathetic irrelevant husk of nation, with no one care and no one respect. NÖTHING Here, yuo can stay and still have worth as funny side show attraction! Winky wonky namby pamby wish wosh pish posh wot wot wot!!! Come kids, and look at relic of past! endan Brilicus Foppicus Haha, it thinks it matters! Don't you see UK? Yuo may be only a travesty at now point... But at least you are our travesty Please stay, for you sake. Don't disappear in wayside of history like probably should, yuo adorable irrelevant shitcountry

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