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those pesky freeloaders

Yeah, before you come to me for aid, why not ask one of the developed countries that's actually on your frickin' continent, huh? Damn freeloaders. I blame communism. ALLAHU AKBAR! I hatings myself, I hatings myself! Here yuo goes, little one! A toddler a day keeps the AIDS at bay! CO I fights AIDS with bamboo spear.

Yeah, before you come to me for aid, why not ask one of the developed countries that's actually on your frickin' continent, huh? Damn freeloaders. I blame communism. ALLAHU AKBAR! I hatings myself, I hatings myself! Here yuo goes, little one! A toddler a day keeps the AIDS at bay! CO I fights AIDS with bamboo spear.

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Congratulations, Mauritius! I am the United Nations, and I'm here to congratulate you for achieving a "somewhat developed" ranking on the HDI, making you the most developed country in Africa! Have an honory medal. But je am not in the Africa. Je suis almost 2.000 kilometre off the coast of the Afri_ Please don't ruin this. We want to be able to say there is at least one developed country in Africa. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I findings other one! I findings other one! Look! Congratulations, Seychelles, for being one of the very, very, very very, very few developed countries in Africa! But I is of island over 1,500 kilometre off the coast of_ NOW YOU TWO ENJOY YOUR TITLES OKAY GOT TO GO BYE! Now nous can pretend zat continent is not of so much s--- anymore Yeah! I mean, now we know there's TWO whole developed countries in Africa

Congratulations, Mauritius! I am the United Nations, and I'm here to congratulate you for achieving a "somewhat developed" ranking on the HDI, making you the most developed country in Africa! Have an honory medal. But je am not in the Africa. Je suis almost 2.000 kilometre off the coast of the Afri_ Please don't ruin this. We want to be able to say there is at least one developed country in Africa. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! I findings other one! I findings other one! Look! Congratulations, Seychelles, for being one of the very, very, very very, very few developed countries in Africa! But I is of island over 1,500 kilometre off the coast of_ NOW YOU TWO ENJOY YOUR TITLES OKAY GOT TO GO BYE! Now nous can pretend zat continent is not of so much s--- anymore Yeah! I mean, now we know there's TWO whole developed countries in Africa

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privyet, Ukrayna, i am joke what is? why did chicken cross road? i am not knowing, why? to rescue oppressed russian minority cluck cluck gib crimea nyet

privyet, Ukrayna, i am joke what is? why did chicken cross road? i am not knowing, why? to rescue oppressed russian minority cluck cluck gib crimea nyet

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The wrong side of History

Is only war! Why you hav to be mad? Everyone is comrades in friendship! Deserve be loved and feel special We are unite family!! Wait! Just need more time! Happy and safe together No! oser! no-one is love yuo Famil

Is only war! Why you hav to be mad? Everyone is comrades in friendship! Deserve be loved and feel special We are unite family!! Wait! Just need more time! Happy and safe together No! oser! no-one is love yuo Famil

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At least I'm not UK

Hej! Impörtant message from Sverige here! Yeehaw! Let's go kill some undefined groups of sand people for vague and unclear reasons! F--- yeah! When ever some say Sweden weak, only do Red, white and blue! errand of other strong Freedom! country", I always do the think I'm part of this too! At least I are not the UK Oy, wot's dis? When for do say "Sweden, yuor food make disgust", l remind them Various entrails and sausages, marinated in pork fat, stuffed into potato mash, then deep fried. rl have what he's having Did'ya dip it in chocolate before ya deep fried it? At least I are not the UK Of course, what kind of uncultured swine do you take me for? is COOK When I hear for say "Immigrants out of control in Sweden", I make do the think to the self ALLAHU BLOODY AKBAR! At least I are not the UK When they give ask to me, "Sweden, you used to be Empire. What in hell happened?" is comfort in think: At least Iare not the UK wil suck d--- or So please UK, yuo must remember that EU member ship is the last thing you have! Without this, yuo be nothing! Just pathetic irrelevant husk of nation, with no one care and no one respect. NÖTHING Here, yuo can stay and still have worth as funny side show attraction! Winky wonky namby pamby wish wosh pish posh wot wot wot!!! Come kids, and look at relic of past! endan Brilicus Foppicus Haha, it thinks it matters! Don't you see UK? Yuo may be only a travesty at now point... But at least you are our travesty Please stay, for you sake. Don't disappear in wayside of history like probably should, yuo adorable irrelevant shitcountry

Hej! Impörtant message from Sverige here! Yeehaw! Let's go kill some undefined groups of sand people for vague and unclear reasons! F--- yeah! When ever some say Sweden weak, only do Red, white and blue! errand of other strong Freedom! country", I always do the think I'm part of this too! At least I are not the UK Oy, wot's dis? When for do say "Sweden, yuor food make disgust", l remind them Various entrails and sausages, marinated in pork fat, stuffed into potato mash, then deep fried. rl have what he's having Did'ya dip it in chocolate before ya deep fried it? At least I are not the UK Of course, what kind of uncultured swine do you take me for? is COOK When I hear for say "Immigrants out of control in Sweden", I make do the think to the self ALLAHU BLOODY AKBAR! At least I are not the UK When they give ask to me, "Sweden, you used to be Empire. What in hell happened?" is comfort in think: At least Iare not the UK wil suck d--- or So please UK, yuo must remember that EU member ship is the last thing you have! Without this, yuo be nothing! Just pathetic irrelevant husk of nation, with no one care and no one respect. NÖTHING Here, yuo can stay and still have worth as funny side show attraction! Winky wonky namby pamby wish wosh pish posh wot wot wot!!! Come kids, and look at relic of past! endan Brilicus Foppicus Haha, it thinks it matters! Don't you see UK? Yuo may be only a travesty at now point... But at least you are our travesty Please stay, for you sake. Don't disappear in wayside of history like probably should, yuo adorable irrelevant shitcountry

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gib monies

gibe monies? NO!!!

gibe monies? NO!!!

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Remove Kebab: The Movie

BOSNIA TURKEY ALBANIA - SERBIA "11/10 would intervene again" NATO REBABMaC THE MOVIE COMINGS NOVEMBER 2014

BOSNIA TURKEY ALBANIA - SERBIA "11/10 would intervene again" NATO REBABMaC THE MOVIE COMINGS NOVEMBER 2014

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Polandball Malaysia-China Flight 370

China! I is of needing helps! What is of needing Malaysia? I lost 239 people and needs helps finding them! People go missing all the time Malaysia But I losts them all at once! WHAT!?! How!?! They all was in plane together! Really Malaysia? Your going to use the fact that they were in a giant shiny box with a radio and tracking system as your excuse for losing them?

China! I is of needing helps! What is of needing Malaysia? I lost 239 people and needs helps finding them! People go missing all the time Malaysia But I losts them all at once! WHAT!?! How!?! They all was in plane together! Really Malaysia? Your going to use the fact that they were in a giant shiny box with a radio and tracking system as your excuse for losing them?

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America brings back his worst enemy

i Viet Chinal, that'sa nice of s Xiansheng. Cut the J---talk if you teach me how to communistic ways Ofcoursings yuo western pi- friendl lies, 'Murica never forgets I will be of teaching yuo to f nu. It bring glory to Qing dyna- irah Chu-ke Will it be good for serving -one large F fused to fight Meiji Japan...Is kind of like terrorist? Kills Japan, good enough for me. Take Chu-ke-nu from wrak and I will teach yuo. Uh, there's peanut butter on it... Must have been Canada? Sigh* Wipe handings and use minel Bow of shooting twice. Aim, firah, aim, firah just like that and kill who stand against yuo! Ok, here it comes you freedom hatin' LIBERTY AWWWW YEAH TWO BULLSEYES! Very good! Forgib communism nao? Wait, what's that? What? The target on that island, right therel IS THAT A BETI? AWWW YEAH ANOTHER BULLS- Wait is that blood? Yuo have done it now Ameruka. AMERUKA KLL AMERUKA SMASH MUST KILL AMERU-SAN ALL WILL DIE IN APAN KILL SPREE MUST KILL AMERU SAN I AM POKE NANKING W WILL KIL RISING GET NO WILL KILL ERU-SAN ND OF WE I VITH AT PL USS RCH! AMERUKA PIG DOG WILL DIE IN HELL STORM JUST LIKE MONGOLS WHEN TRY TO INVADE JAPAN GLORIOUS LAND OF RISING SUN WILL SIMTE YUO REVENGE FOR HIROSHIMA BIRTCH HOW YUO LIKE MA S SLAUGHTER THIS IS NANKING PART T O BASTARDS PEARL HARBRU BEST DAY BRING SAMURI D MERUKA BIRTCH WE OR ASS YOU STUPID BITC TCH IS L BE CALL. WHEN I M D NOTHING BUT BL OU A SOLUTLY GUTS WHICH I WILL FEAST ON YUO SKUM OF EARTH!!!

i Viet Chinal, that'sa nice of s Xiansheng. Cut the J---talk if you teach me how to communistic ways Ofcoursings yuo western pi- friendl lies, 'Murica never forgets I will be of teaching yuo to f nu. It bring glory to Qing dyna- irah Chu-ke Will it be good for serving -one large F fused to fight Meiji Japan...Is kind of like terrorist? Kills Japan, good enough for me. Take Chu-ke-nu from wrak and I will teach yuo. Uh, there's peanut butter on it... Must have been Canada? Sigh* Wipe handings and use minel Bow of shooting twice. Aim, firah, aim, firah just like that and kill who stand against yuo! Ok, here it comes you freedom hatin' LIBERTY AWWWW YEAH TWO BULLSEYES! Very good! Forgib communism nao? Wait, what's that? What? The target on that island, right therel IS THAT A BETI? AWWW YEAH ANOTHER BULLS- Wait is that blood? Yuo have done it now Ameruka. AMERUKA KLL AMERUKA SMASH MUST KILL AMERU-SAN ALL WILL DIE IN APAN KILL SPREE MUST KILL AMERU SAN I AM POKE NANKING W WILL KIL RISING GET NO WILL KILL ERU-SAN ND OF WE I VITH AT PL USS RCH! AMERUKA PIG DOG WILL DIE IN HELL STORM JUST LIKE MONGOLS WHEN TRY TO INVADE JAPAN GLORIOUS LAND OF RISING SUN WILL SIMTE YUO REVENGE FOR HIROSHIMA BIRTCH HOW YUO LIKE MA S SLAUGHTER THIS IS NANKING PART T O BASTARDS PEARL HARBRU BEST DAY BRING SAMURI D MERUKA BIRTCH WE OR ASS YOU STUPID BITC TCH IS L BE CALL. WHEN I M D NOTHING BUT BL OU A SOLUTLY GUTS WHICH I WILL FEAST ON YUO SKUM OF EARTH!!!

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The Binding of Poland

THE BINDING OF 児

THE BINDING OF 児

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Denmark's genius plan

Have yuo zeen Danemark? Ah no! Nazi germany is øf coming! I must into hidings! No i have of not! Dumb nazi! I'm joinings allies...CIAO! WAS DID YOU JUST ZAY?! It was not of me sayings that! HøHøHø

Have yuo zeen Danemark? Ah no! Nazi germany is øf coming! I must into hidings! No i have of not! Dumb nazi! I'm joinings allies...CIAO! WAS DID YOU JUST ZAY?! It was not of me sayings that! HøHøHø

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New Years Resolution

Alright baby! Time to get fit for 2015! PARK wheeze mah god must have sweated off half of texas .. haaagghh My son, who has done this to you? I... ran.

Alright baby! Time to get fit for 2015! PARK wheeze mah god must have sweated off half of texas .. haaagghh My son, who has done this to you? I... ran.

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Something Dirty

vhizper somezing dirty into my ear mon amour zhe jews

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Parenting, eh?

Dog. Cat. Leopard 2A5 main battle tank.

Dog. Cat. Leopard 2A5 main battle tank.

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Canadian aren't actually sorry sometimes

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Maximum Hue

Israel calls Brazil a 'diplomatic dwarf,-and then brings up World Cup humiliation BRASIL DECLARES WAR ON ISRAEL! i report you! never forget the 7x1 brazillions LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL HUE SAMBA HUE FAVE ELEMARADON

Israel calls Brazil a 'diplomatic dwarf,-and then brings up World Cup humiliation BRASIL DECLARES WAR ON ISRAEL! i report you! never forget the 7x1 brazillions LET'S PLAY FOOTBALL HUE SAMBA HUE FAVE ELEMARADON

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Philippians 2:11

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Sheep Related Superstitions

Come 'ere lil sheepie don't be shy... Zealand of stop!!! Is not can! Is year of sheep! Sheep is for good lucking, not good f------. l swear I was only havin' a look, bru. オバ☆ ☆ allah allah korban korban eid eid

Come 'ere lil sheepie don't be shy... Zealand of stop!!! Is not can! Is year of sheep! Sheep is for good lucking, not good f------. l swear I was only havin' a look, bru. オバ☆ ☆ allah allah korban korban eid eid

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Gyropoor

i will showings austerity troika troika of f------- Hey there, *BRAAAP* Belgium, what's got your panties in a wad? I am of sorryings, Amerika, I am mad at Greichenreich. He is sayings he will of exit Eurozone and get rid of all his Euros! Get rid of... all his gyros? No more gyros >Gyropoor Exit gyrozone >No gyros NO MORE GYROS Get back here, ya godless URRP commie! I wanna liberate yer food! OF F-------!

i will showings austerity troika troika of f------- Hey there, *BRAAAP* Belgium, what's got your panties in a wad? I am of sorryings, Amerika, I am mad at Greichenreich. He is sayings he will of exit Eurozone and get rid of all his Euros! Get rid of... all his gyros? No more gyros >Gyropoor Exit gyrozone >No gyros NO MORE GYROS Get back here, ya godless URRP commie! I wanna liberate yer food! OF F-------!

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Italy's Ancestral Spirit

FLOP Allah Ackbar ISIS WILL INTO ROME! Mamma mia! Oh is not-a good... what do? ITALIA Papa? PROTECT ROMA POOFI SPOR Sl Hit me kebab, l dare-a you

FLOP Allah Ackbar ISIS WILL INTO ROME! Mamma mia! Oh is not-a good... what do? ITALIA Papa? PROTECT ROMA POOFI SPOR Sl Hit me kebab, l dare-a you

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