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How wacky ideologies start

IT WAS YUST A ONE-NI GHT THI NG! WHAT CO UL D PesSIBLY Go WRONG? CRAP.
IT WAS YUST A ONE-NI GHT THI NG! WHAT CO UL D PesSIBLY Go WRONG? CRAP.

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Burgundian system meets Ingsoc

Telperson? I'm like yои, but racist (oldspeak: "Who are you?") Oh! Methinks you plusgood braintalk, Comrades? Shut the fuek ир, liбeral (oldspeak: "Oh! I think you've got very good thoughts, want to be friends?")
Telperson? I'm like yои, but racist (oldspeak: "Who are you?") Oh! Methinks you plusgood braintalk, Comrades? Shut the fuek ир, liбeral (oldspeak: "Oh! I think you've got very good thoughts, want to be friends?")

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The Correct Way.

SeppoN N!! America stop killing African Americans! Its racist and wrong! Im sorry guys.. i'm just under a lot of stress right now We understand Seppo Just do what we do when under stress What do you do? Well first you need to drop the gun And then pick up a bigger one! and blast your indigenous communities away АНННІ! Please help us MommY!! So this is the correct, and morally right way to relieve stress? Yup! Killing Africans is wrong but not your natives Its also progressive Wow thanks guys. your the best No problem mate! 米 Somebody help!
SeppoN N!! America stop killing African Americans! Its racist and wrong! Im sorry guys.. i'm just under a lot of stress right now We understand Seppo Just do what we do when under stress What do you do? Well first you need to drop the gun And then pick up a bigger one! and blast your indigenous communities away АНННІ! Please help us MommY!! So this is the correct, and morally right way to relieve stress? Yup! Killing Africans is wrong but not your natives Its also progressive Wow thanks guys. your the best No problem mate! 米 Somebody help!

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To be the minority - (Homage to Quino)

* ** E=MC? IL HELLO? POLICE? THERE 15 A MAJORITY OF MINORITIES OVER HERE!! Homage to: QUNO
* ** E=MC? IL HELLO? POLICE? THERE 15 A MAJORITY OF MINORITIES OVER HERE!! Homage to: QUNO

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Life of techprim

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Hue and Cry!

Ugh, uncivilized hooting so disgust hue hue hue hue hue hue Is everywhere in arsonmonkey shitclay hue hue huhue hue huë hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue Not sophisticate y white like yo hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue Arge tina am confusion Why is yuo always say yuo is white? Is simple, Chile... Yo has zero hue saturation! But Argentina... Yuo have no value
Ugh, uncivilized hooting so disgust hue hue hue hue hue hue Is everywhere in arsonmonkey shitclay hue hue huhue hue huë hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue Not sophisticate y white like yo hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue Arge tina am confusion Why is yuo always say yuo is white? Is simple, Chile... Yo has zero hue saturation! But Argentina... Yuo have no value

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Estou a fim de comer um trem hoje. Ta pensando em comer o que? Não sei, um pão de que... Mah que porra é essa? PIUÍÍ O. O PIUÍ
Estou a fim de comer um trem hoje. Ta pensando em comer o que? Não sei, um pão de que... Mah que porra é essa? PIUÍÍ O. O PIUÍ

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Belligerent flags - Homage to Uderzo

SIM, WE EXPLAIN. DUMELA, ANGOLA AND MOZAMBIQUE. WHY DO YOUR FLAGS HAVE WEAPONS ON THEM? 16TH CENTURY 1961-1974 A.D. 1975-2019 A.D. I SEE. DEMOCRACIA BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON AND BUILD A STABLE AND FUNCTIONAL DEMOCRACY! HUMAN LIBER DADE LUTA RIGHTS Mww.PFF НОНОНОНО! (НАНАНАНА! AND THEY THEN SAYS.. THEY SAYS "DEMOCRACY"! HONHONHON! PASS BLOOD DIAMONDS, PLEASE? THE END
SIM, WE EXPLAIN. DUMELA, ANGOLA AND MOZAMBIQUE. WHY DO YOUR FLAGS HAVE WEAPONS ON THEM? 16TH CENTURY 1961-1974 A.D. 1975-2019 A.D. I SEE. DEMOCRACIA BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON AND BUILD A STABLE AND FUNCTIONAL DEMOCRACY! HUMAN LIBER DADE LUTA RIGHTS Mww.PFF НОНОНОНО! (НАНАНАНА! AND THEY THEN SAYS.. THEY SAYS "DEMOCRACY"! HONHONHON! PASS BLOOD DIAMONDS, PLEASE? THE END

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Political ideology tier list according to Jreg. The more off-center ideology, the better (cursors are for illustrative purposes))

POLITICAL IDEOLOGY TIER LIST (AS OF FEBRUARY OF 2020) (NO C-TIER AS WHO WANTS TO BE IN THE MIDDLE?) SS A O No STEP No STEP No STEP D Σ E F
POLITICAL IDEOLOGY TIER LIST (AS OF FEBRUARY OF 2020) (NO C-TIER AS WHO WANTS TO BE IN THE MIDDLE?) SS A O No STEP No STEP No STEP D Σ E F

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Two extremes aren't so extreme

/You know, Anprim... /We may have our differences, but l'm glad that neither of us have off-compass equivalents. Hehehe funny toothbrush The party requests that you please shut the f--- up. Ооgа Вooga. Anprim agree. if ([nickLand >= based)) { humanity = fundamentallyWorthless;} HGHHH. GRRRGRGH. GRRROWL. HGHHGDHR RHHRHGH SNARL if ((humanity >= fundamentallyWorthless)) { become funnyRobot;} SNARL. GROWL. GHHHRHHG. [Translation: Sentience and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race] V. {I mean, come on, what would that even be? A cyborg who's gone full inhuman and a primitivist who went so primitive they devolved? LOL. Why do anprim hear boss muzik? •..
/You know, Anprim... /We may have our differences, but l'm glad that neither of us have off-compass equivalents. Hehehe funny toothbrush The party requests that you please shut the f--- up. Ооgа Вooga. Anprim agree. if ([nickLand >= based)) { humanity = fundamentallyWorthless;} HGHHH. GRRRGRGH. GRRROWL. HGHHGDHR RHHRHGH SNARL if ((humanity >= fundamentallyWorthless)) { become funnyRobot;} SNARL. GROWL. GHHHRHHG. [Translation: Sentience and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race] V. {I mean, come on, what would that even be? A cyborg who's gone full inhuman and a primitivist who went so primitive they devolved? LOL. Why do anprim hear boss muzik? •..

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Never quit an empire

ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... The mighty and educated Brazilian Empire The powerful and respected French Empire The traditional and samurai The grim, umfuckwithable Japanese Empire The world-conquering Spanish Empire The defeating and industrial British Empire The feared and huge German Empire The proud and prosper Mexican Empire Russian Empire now now now now now now now now know know know know know know know know as... as... as... as... as... as... as... as... Refugse wetcame hue hue oui oui Sugooooii hue hue ahu huh huhn 少。 U wot m8! BBAAARRRFF om nom nom Border-crossing burrito-eater Surrenderfag and The HUErtarded Not-commie-anymore violent drunkard Queen of Separatism with threating third world monkey Imature kawai The island scum with The self-hating opposite of national sovereignty cheap labor Nothing more virgin freak bad health and food desertifacation NEVER QUIT AN EMPIRE!!! ONCE KNOW AS.. ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... Pious and majestic Majestic empire of Persia The honorable The Great Mongol Horde ottom an Em pire The Fear indulcing Mughal Empire The great Norse menace of th swedish Empire Ethiopian Empire Great Naval colossus Nightm are of their Enemies. and mighty chinese dynasties Portuguese Empire now now now now now now now now know know know know know know know know as... as... as... as... as... as... as... as... give me please! Poor Crazy Religious fundamentalist terrorist The starving Techsupport Curry Somehow suspíciousy Oppresive, counterfeitng Who? Imigrant lover, R--- Capital of Europe Slum of Europe recipient of international aid provide of spicy smog machine fast food NEVER QUIT AN EMPIRE!!!
ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... The mighty and educated Brazilian Empire The powerful and respected French Empire The traditional and samurai The grim, umfuckwithable Japanese Empire The world-conquering Spanish Empire The defeating and industrial British Empire The feared and huge German Empire The proud and prosper Mexican Empire Russian Empire now now now now now now now now know know know know know know know know as... as... as... as... as... as... as... as... Refugse wetcame hue hue oui oui Sugooooii hue hue ahu huh huhn 少。 U wot m8! BBAAARRRFF om nom nom Border-crossing burrito-eater Surrenderfag and The HUErtarded Not-commie-anymore violent drunkard Queen of Separatism with threating third world monkey Imature kawai The island scum with The self-hating opposite of national sovereignty cheap labor Nothing more virgin freak bad health and food desertifacation NEVER QUIT AN EMPIRE!!! ONCE KNOW AS.. ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... ONCE KNOW AS... Pious and majestic Majestic empire of Persia The honorable The Great Mongol Horde ottom an Em pire The Fear indulcing Mughal Empire The great Norse menace of th swedish Empire Ethiopian Empire Great Naval colossus Nightm are of their Enemies. and mighty chinese dynasties Portuguese Empire now now now now now now now now know know know know know know know know as... as... as... as... as... as... as... as... give me please! Poor Crazy Religious fundamentalist terrorist The starving Techsupport Curry Somehow suspíciousy Oppresive, counterfeitng Who? Imigrant lover, R--- Capital of Europe Slum of Europe recipient of international aid provide of spicy smog machine fast food NEVER QUIT AN EMPIRE!!!

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Russia has a plan

Russia want make invade West but stupid NATO won't let do ...Not through Baltics F--- YUO! Nuh-uh! Nope! ..Not through south This are my turf Russian GRRRR! ..Through friend of Belarus? Revolution! SILENCE REBELS! I not think now best time .Through other good comrade Ukrayina? Nnnggk stop! Die to hell! This are still work of progress Hmmmm... I GOT IT! Which way am go? NOT NATO NATO Be of fear cyka! I invade yuor freedom now! Russia will finding new route.. ...l am take new route of north Yuo are invaded! Inuugujaq kaguliik utoqqatsissutigaa I bring conquer to you! ok gib monies Is time for last resort to make attack of s--- West pigs JHE HISTORY FORUM 9 Brodieboy8: I'm very interested to learn about the Brazilian contribution to WW2. Anyone care to englighten? xXxSpetznazSpazxXx: GULAG ARE A HOAX AND RUSSIA IS WIN WW2 BY SELF! AMERICA IS GAY AND GENOCIDE GERMANY IS NAZI! RUSSIA IS HAVE 4206969 HELICOPTER FLY STRONK AND NATO WEAPON AND RUST OF S---! I HAVE NUKE OF MILLIONAND MANY EARMS AND LARGE ARMY xaxaxaxa f------ losers
Russia want make invade West but stupid NATO won't let do ...Not through Baltics F--- YUO! Nuh-uh! Nope! ..Not through south This are my turf Russian GRRRR! ..Through friend of Belarus? Revolution! SILENCE REBELS! I not think now best time .Through other good comrade Ukrayina? Nnnggk stop! Die to hell! This are still work of progress Hmmmm... I GOT IT! Which way am go? NOT NATO NATO Be of fear cyka! I invade yuor freedom now! Russia will finding new route.. ...l am take new route of north Yuo are invaded! Inuugujaq kaguliik utoqqatsissutigaa I bring conquer to you! ok gib monies Is time for last resort to make attack of s--- West pigs JHE HISTORY FORUM 9 Brodieboy8: I'm very interested to learn about the Brazilian contribution to WW2. Anyone care to englighten? xXxSpetznazSpazxXx: GULAG ARE A HOAX AND RUSSIA IS WIN WW2 BY SELF! AMERICA IS GAY AND GENOCIDE GERMANY IS NAZI! RUSSIA IS HAVE 4206969 HELICOPTER FLY STRONK AND NATO WEAPON AND RUST OF S---! I HAVE NUKE OF MILLIONAND MANY EARMS AND LARGE ARMY xaxaxaxa f------ losers

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Class Struggle by Taongkalye


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PAW TUCKEY PATRIOT 402 PETORIA
PAW TUCKEY PATRIOT 402 PETORIA

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Social Constructs


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Conflictus Lingus

Hey brother! Welcome back from your trip to South America! How was it? Terrible, Canada. Never go there, trust me. They're all a bunch of ungrateful, conceited assholes. Oh, what happened? That sounds terrible. earlier... THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH YOU F------ ALIEN SWINE! que
Hey brother! Welcome back from your trip to South America! How was it? Terrible, Canada. Never go there, trust me. They're all a bunch of ungrateful, conceited assholes. Oh, what happened? That sounds terrible. earlier... THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH YOU F------ ALIEN SWINE! que

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Kingdom No. 5

gib Smolensk gib Baltic It smell like bitch in here HONHONHON ICH BIN ZE RIGHTFUL EMPEROR!! Wait.. Wo ist Großbritannien? hilfe ich onfire dia In the meantime... Ladies and gentlemen, This is the United Kingdom And 1.. And 2.. And 3.. A little bit of America in my life!.. A little bit of Canada by my side! colder Аmerica A little bit of India is all I need!. A little bit of Ireland is what I see! A little bit of 'Stralia in the sun! A little bit of China all night long! A little bit of Africa, here I am! A little bit of you makes me feel grea.. XAXAXA! This of less then "a little"! Yuo of pathetic be Britaniya! .t.. нӧ НО НӦ НӦ! Didsomeclay say 'start a Hilfe ich world war"? If das ist just "a little bit" then ich will start a World War! Hey, that's my Сургus Ich think du not get the joke Russland. HAHAHAHA Germania yuo of so funny! A little bit of former German colonies in my life!.. I think dad still didn't get over your revolution.. Yeah, you're probably right Australia Junior. honhonhon Eh, Nothing changed.
gib Smolensk gib Baltic It smell like bitch in here HONHONHON ICH BIN ZE RIGHTFUL EMPEROR!! Wait.. Wo ist Großbritannien? hilfe ich onfire dia In the meantime... Ladies and gentlemen, This is the United Kingdom And 1.. And 2.. And 3.. A little bit of America in my life!.. A little bit of Canada by my side! colder Аmerica A little bit of India is all I need!. A little bit of Ireland is what I see! A little bit of 'Stralia in the sun! A little bit of China all night long! A little bit of Africa, here I am! A little bit of you makes me feel grea.. XAXAXA! This of less then "a little"! Yuo of pathetic be Britaniya! .t.. нӧ НО НӦ НӦ! Didsomeclay say 'start a Hilfe ich world war"? If das ist just "a little bit" then ich will start a World War! Hey, that's my Сургus Ich think du not get the joke Russland. HAHAHAHA Germania yuo of so funny! A little bit of former German colonies in my life!.. I think dad still didn't get over your revolution.. Yeah, you're probably right Australia Junior. honhonhon Eh, Nothing changed.

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The Capital Sin

TDe 羽ole 羽ost ? Democracy dies in stupidity. Italy dead after going into murder-suicide rampage. POLICE SUSPECTS CRIME WAS MAFIA-RELATED. Today, Police services were called after gunshots were heard following an intense fight and a loud argument } drowns. in the back area of a local business. Upon arrival, the police found Italy dead at the scene from what it U.S. Island in the Pacific mysteriously "It was not Global warming" - the U.S. claims, once again denying science... seemed to be a self-inflicted gunshot to the head. The name of the victim has not yet been released to the public. Witnesses claim the suspect was acting in a "Very serious way" before going into the (Continued in P.3) "This was an attack planned by immigrants to make me look like an idiot." Italy, 71, shown here doing afternoon stroll during work hours. (archive photo) Full story on P.6 WELCOME TO: HELL Lv. 1 SLOTH HELL LU.2 ENJOY LUST HELL Lu3 Open 24/7 AVARICE HELL LU.4 Betterthan 3 PRIDE HELL Lv.5 Refogees Welcome ENVY HELL LV.6 Apprcved by the Bees WRATH Lilen if am beating gao to dealh è bisuz am the leaehing guoa lason, eapirait nou, ifyuo go and dio before making a karm, allora makar mo lok ikoa bad professora and yuo mut udnersland, Germania dakuap ike gialia, yuo need to mprovo yuor aduralian level HELL Lv.7 THE BEST So.Soo. Sotteeeeh. For Last PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA good, naw go the apologize lo Havan, hedskeping with tho fishas biaz af yuo.
TDe 羽ole 羽ost ? Democracy dies in stupidity. Italy dead after going into murder-suicide rampage. POLICE SUSPECTS CRIME WAS MAFIA-RELATED. Today, Police services were called after gunshots were heard following an intense fight and a loud argument } drowns. in the back area of a local business. Upon arrival, the police found Italy dead at the scene from what it U.S. Island in the Pacific mysteriously "It was not Global warming" - the U.S. claims, once again denying science... seemed to be a self-inflicted gunshot to the head. The name of the victim has not yet been released to the public. Witnesses claim the suspect was acting in a "Very serious way" before going into the (Continued in P.3) "This was an attack planned by immigrants to make me look like an idiot." Italy, 71, shown here doing afternoon stroll during work hours. (archive photo) Full story on P.6 WELCOME TO: HELL Lv. 1 SLOTH HELL LU.2 ENJOY LUST HELL Lu3 Open 24/7 AVARICE HELL LU.4 Betterthan 3 PRIDE HELL Lv.5 Refogees Welcome ENVY HELL LV.6 Apprcved by the Bees WRATH Lilen if am beating gao to dealh è bisuz am the leaehing guoa lason, eapirait nou, ifyuo go and dio before making a karm, allora makar mo lok ikoa bad professora and yuo mut udnersland, Germania dakuap ike gialia, yuo need to mprovo yuor aduralian level HELL Lv.7 THE BEST So.Soo. Sotteeeeh. For Last PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA good, naw go the apologize lo Havan, hedskeping with tho fishas biaz af yuo.

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Get Out of Afrika

Herbie Weinerstan presents GETOUT OFAFRIKA Starring S.Paga Getti &Frika Korps WINNER OF NO GOLDEN GLOBS WINNER FLAG BLANC KANNES FILM FESTIVAL AVAILABLE tvo SEALAND tu. POLEN CLASSIC MOVIES filmed in Claymation dacophonic bancos des neneneda sound finance No Jerboas weré harmed n the making of this film. just afterwards
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This will keepings yuo out from But mongol want travel countr i Ugly АCНOOOO! Mongol never want travel anyways
This will keepings yuo out from But mongol want travel countr i Ugly АCНOOOO! Mongol never want travel anyways

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