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somebody's knocking on your door

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK who is? it's just the UK I was wondering if you would be interested in some trade? sorry no western trade here oh ok KNOCK KNOCK who is? C'est France i wondering if you wanting some trade i already terring rou westener no trade with west here KNOCK KNOCK Who is.... SLAM Hello the name is America and we're trading now US en-Up

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK who is? it's just the UK I was wondering if you would be interested in some trade? sorry no western trade here oh ok KNOCK KNOCK who is? C'est France i wondering if you wanting some trade i already terring rou westener no trade with west here KNOCK KNOCK Who is.... SLAM Hello the name is America and we're trading now US en-Up

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The UN Orchestra

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The Egypt of Old

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Polandball's SOF teams

Mission take down the Charlie Hebdo terrorists CAG (Delta Force) tunmel into house, stab terrorists to death UDT rescued without police ever DEVGRU (Seal Team Six) rorists shot dead through wall terrorists captured, genitals taken trophies. BANG 12-point infiltration through doors, windows, and chimmey Alpha Group 36 bystanders killed, al suspects vaporized what hostage? 46 of 3 suspects confirmed spend so mach time planming that terrorists give up and leave CIA SAD SOG PGM through roof. house. firebomb kills and go home so as not to offend maslim neighbor. get lost, wander into Ukraine. unit captured and repatriated HJKFS mission complete, only two rounds expended arrive a same time as Alpha group. n0 survivors SAS Vympel Group JTF-2 mission complete, only two rounds expended. leam could only afford two does anyone else smell maple syrup? who? wait, theyre already HRT shoot terrorists with beanbags Danish Jacgers drive car into house 田 go home because the hostage isnt jewish. eam cant afford fuel or ammo. rides kinis into baltle kebab removed. hostage diagnosed with PTSD entire town destroyed. Swedish SOG Navy SEALs house infiltrated through soilet. b-but we cant hurt Korean UDT somehow infiltrale house using Task Force 88 for the last f------ timae we're not Team Rainbow! 田 hostage turns out to be oh s---, we have to do coanterterror s--- now? see UDT, but with more whiskey and swearing no survivors tengn is pleased eat s--- m8 田 RPG the front door wait them our. Green Beres Foreign Legion get locals to kill the terrorists for them hostage rescued. terrorists Anmy Rangers guard post office while real SOF team deals with terrorists blame attack on capitalist west. Chinese SOF bostage deemed acceptable whar's a terrorist?

Mission take down the Charlie Hebdo terrorists CAG (Delta Force) tunmel into house, stab terrorists to death UDT rescued without police ever DEVGRU (Seal Team Six) rorists shot dead through wall terrorists captured, genitals taken trophies. BANG 12-point infiltration through doors, windows, and chimmey Alpha Group 36 bystanders killed, al suspects vaporized what hostage? 46 of 3 suspects confirmed spend so mach time planming that terrorists give up and leave CIA SAD SOG PGM through roof. house. firebomb kills and go home so as not to offend maslim neighbor. get lost, wander into Ukraine. unit captured and repatriated HJKFS mission complete, only two rounds expended arrive a same time as Alpha group. n0 survivors SAS Vympel Group JTF-2 mission complete, only two rounds expended. leam could only afford two does anyone else smell maple syrup? who? wait, theyre already HRT shoot terrorists with beanbags Danish Jacgers drive car into house 田 go home because the hostage isnt jewish. eam cant afford fuel or ammo. rides kinis into baltle kebab removed. hostage diagnosed with PTSD entire town destroyed. Swedish SOG Navy SEALs house infiltrated through soilet. b-but we cant hurt Korean UDT somehow infiltrale house using Task Force 88 for the last f------ timae we're not Team Rainbow! 田 hostage turns out to be oh s---, we have to do coanterterror s--- now? see UDT, but with more whiskey and swearing no survivors tengn is pleased eat s--- m8 田 RPG the front door wait them our. Green Beres Foreign Legion get locals to kill the terrorists for them hostage rescued. terrorists Anmy Rangers guard post office while real SOF team deals with terrorists blame attack on capitalist west. Chinese SOF bostage deemed acceptable whar's a terrorist?

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Downfall

Germany! Do you have any idea what you've done? You screwed up! Everything! You racist t---! YOU IMPERIALISTIC BASTARD UN OBEY THE BLOc Do vou fet i.P. Nev RGE CALL DR.A +43 601 62 .G.ELEC

Germany! Do you have any idea what you've done? You screwed up! Everything! You racist t---! YOU IMPERIALISTIC BASTARD UN OBEY THE BLOc Do vou fet i.P. Nev RGE CALL DR.A +43 601 62 .G.ELEC

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The French Revolution

Bonjour, my name is kingdom of France You may remember moi from such wars lke Guere de 100 ans, "guerre de succession dEspagne No more tiranny, kingdom of France, is into constitutional monarchy now REVOLUTION Enoff wiz kings Cut heads off. Time for repubic, and head cutting Liberté, Egaline COUP D'ETAT noff avec revolutions. It's age of Empire now, tme to command and conquer et tme for our ennemis to declare red alert COALITION Here, take back your throne, and let me take over he world COUP DETAT Hein? Ah D'accord Bloody hel He escaped We said no Here, this time you can be quiet Uh ? REVOLUTION l am baque. Andl wil pay debts by stealng Algeria rom kebab Constitutional monarchy back encore (with flag in comect sense this time) Time maintenant to convert to I give up No more révolutions except révolution industrielle

Bonjour, my name is kingdom of France You may remember moi from such wars lke Guere de 100 ans, "guerre de succession dEspagne No more tiranny, kingdom of France, is into constitutional monarchy now REVOLUTION Enoff wiz kings Cut heads off. Time for repubic, and head cutting Liberté, Egaline COUP D'ETAT noff avec revolutions. It's age of Empire now, tme to command and conquer et tme for our ennemis to declare red alert COALITION Here, take back your throne, and let me take over he world COUP DETAT Hein? Ah D'accord Bloody hel He escaped We said no Here, this time you can be quiet Uh ? REVOLUTION l am baque. Andl wil pay debts by stealng Algeria rom kebab Constitutional monarchy back encore (with flag in comect sense this time) Time maintenant to convert to I give up No more révolutions except révolution industrielle

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Time Travel

Germoney, what is that yuo are workings on? Goddamnings, who let yuo in here? If yuco must know... KURWA! Icht an time machine! NO, SCHWEINHUND YOU HAVE NO IDEA VAT YUO ARE- LETTINGS ME SEE! AWRUK TOIDI OUY Um... Germoney, yuor machine is into broken. Yuo f------ idiot! You have broken time-space! What are we to do?! What in ze hell.. I'm sorry, Soviet,I don't have it... Little worthless America, where is the moneys that yuo are of owing me? Give me my Piss off, ya lil wanker, I'm busy running the EU well-deserved independence! Running Asia is so easy I could do anything I want! It seems we have stumbings into some alternate universe... Poland? What was that? kurwa...

Germoney, what is that yuo are workings on? Goddamnings, who let yuo in here? If yuco must know... KURWA! Icht an time machine! NO, SCHWEINHUND YOU HAVE NO IDEA VAT YUO ARE- LETTINGS ME SEE! AWRUK TOIDI OUY Um... Germoney, yuor machine is into broken. Yuo f------ idiot! You have broken time-space! What are we to do?! What in ze hell.. I'm sorry, Soviet,I don't have it... Little worthless America, where is the moneys that yuo are of owing me? Give me my Piss off, ya lil wanker, I'm busy running the EU well-deserved independence! Running Asia is so easy I could do anything I want! It seems we have stumbings into some alternate universe... Poland? What was that? kurwa...

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Slavic Countries

Hi Russia Hi Russia Hi Russia Hi Russia Hello Amieryka

Hi Russia Hi Russia Hi Russia Hi Russia Hello Amieryka

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Australia will compete in Eurovision 2015 as a special guest

Okay, let's go through this again... Austria (red-white red) is a mini-Germany in Europe, whereas Australia (unoriginal colony flag) is a big New Zealand in Oceania.America, get vourself ready! I think I'm finally getting the hang of it... We're late for Eurovision! 0 This year's Eurovision is hosted by Austria! I hope it's not in a cellar, tee-hee... Austria... that's in Europe... Eurovision... yes, it totally makes sense! You're not that stupid after all, America! EUROVISION 2015 G'day, mates! Are you excited for the big show tonight? Wait... WHAT THE F---

Okay, let's go through this again... Austria (red-white red) is a mini-Germany in Europe, whereas Australia (unoriginal colony flag) is a big New Zealand in Oceania.America, get vourself ready! I think I'm finally getting the hang of it... We're late for Eurovision! 0 This year's Eurovision is hosted by Austria! I hope it's not in a cellar, tee-hee... Austria... that's in Europe... Eurovision... yes, it totally makes sense! You're not that stupid after all, America! EUROVISION 2015 G'day, mates! Are you excited for the big show tonight? Wait... WHAT THE F---

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Korea

We were give new chance for life Told new way of be Be give new clothes in wear New name too Work is same, but with hope for day after day that is now day The Kimjongilia flowers bloom For every new day after now day, hope is less ut more flower bloom With no more to hope only there is memory of day before now day Together again, we are will find new hope and new day When the Kimjongilia flowers are no longer bloom

We were give new chance for life Told new way of be Be give new clothes in wear New name too Work is same, but with hope for day after day that is now day The Kimjongilia flowers bloom For every new day after now day, hope is less ut more flower bloom With no more to hope only there is memory of day before now day Together again, we are will find new hope and new day When the Kimjongilia flowers are no longer bloom

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Babysitting

Hey dad, could you watch Texas for a little while? I've got a poker match at Russia's in about an hour. Sure, anything for my favourite son! Awesome. Thanks a bunch Paw-paw, do ya have any stories 'bout mah daddy when he wuz a ki-ed? I sure do, Texas! Now listen closely: way back in 1776, when your grandfather still ruled the world... Later. ...your grandfather is never babvsitting you again... freedom "Give me liberty, or give me death!" the Republic of Texas inalienabl declar nce guns

Hey dad, could you watch Texas for a little while? I've got a poker match at Russia's in about an hour. Sure, anything for my favourite son! Awesome. Thanks a bunch Paw-paw, do ya have any stories 'bout mah daddy when he wuz a ki-ed? I sure do, Texas! Now listen closely: way back in 1776, when your grandfather still ruled the world... Later. ...your grandfather is never babvsitting you again... freedom "Give me liberty, or give me death!" the Republic of Texas inalienabl declar nce guns

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Opium and Chinamen

Oing, Mate. Might I interest you in some goods? gota new batch of opium! Birton, am not drugs, no can good That's funny For a second it sounded like you had a choice Briton! What are yuo do? Please, you know what is need and you know what I need, old You know cannot money you take all! I fail to see how that's my problenm Slam Helpings? Please?

Oing, Mate. Might I interest you in some goods? gota new batch of opium! Birton, am not drugs, no can good That's funny For a second it sounded like you had a choice Briton! What are yuo do? Please, you know what is need and you know what I need, old You know cannot money you take all! I fail to see how that's my problenm Slam Helpings? Please?

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Cubahood

Cuba, work on sugar cane now, vale? But, papa, I don't want... Do as I sayings! Alright, Cuba, you're free now! America must be free! Gracias gringo! Estados Unidos, I will of play fútbol with Jamaica now... No! He's on England's side, hes dangrous... Don't go hanging around him But, you told me I was free.. never feel like it Cuba! Didn't I tell you those guys were trouble? You cannot into tell me what to do! That's just a little communist phase you're going through No! Is who I of really am! Cuba, we haven't spoken for so long... I don't want into talking to usted, steppapa! ermiso, I have a life to live HOLLYWOOD Steppapa, I may of being wrong all this time. I want into being friend of yuo again CUBAHOOD

Cuba, work on sugar cane now, vale? But, papa, I don't want... Do as I sayings! Alright, Cuba, you're free now! America must be free! Gracias gringo! Estados Unidos, I will of play fútbol with Jamaica now... No! He's on England's side, hes dangrous... Don't go hanging around him But, you told me I was free.. never feel like it Cuba! Didn't I tell you those guys were trouble? You cannot into tell me what to do! That's just a little communist phase you're going through No! Is who I of really am! Cuba, we haven't spoken for so long... I don't want into talking to usted, steppapa! ermiso, I have a life to live HOLLYWOOD Steppapa, I may of being wrong all this time. I want into being friend of yuo again CUBAHOOD

America Is More Than Just America

Rest of world is make decision: we war yuo now Ah, no. You see, I know all your strengths, and all your weaknesses For the past two centuries, I've been absorbing your cultures into my own. Your food, your music, your language, your values... The result, friends, is that l'm more than just America I'm you.

Rest of world is make decision: we war yuo now Ah, no. You see, I know all your strengths, and all your weaknesses For the past two centuries, I've been absorbing your cultures into my own. Your food, your music, your language, your values... The result, friends, is that l'm more than just America I'm you.

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Truth in Brazil

SUP BRAZIL, WATCHA DOIN? HUELLO USA, I'M JUST GETTING SOME CONDOMS FOR CARNAVAL CONDOMS BUTITS FREE!!!?? YEP PARÇA! IN BRAZIL WE CAN HAVE FREE CONDOMS ABSOLUTELY COMMIE!

SUP BRAZIL, WATCHA DOIN? HUELLO USA, I'M JUST GETTING SOME CONDOMS FOR CARNAVAL CONDOMS BUTITS FREE!!!?? YEP PARÇA! IN BRAZIL WE CAN HAVE FREE CONDOMS ABSOLUTELY COMMIE!

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Nuclear Winter

GLOBAL CRISIS LEVEL: Murica, Russia are more the invade in S--- AM OF ABOUT TO HIT FAN Ukraine! F-----' commie scumbag. Its fr eedom time THE REBELS America, you of meddle for too long in affairs of Glorious Rossiya. Stop now or consequences am of many dires! Murica nooooo! This idea are much the bad! RT Shut the f--- up Senegal. I've armed rebels tons of times, when has it ever gone wrong? plox of helpings *BEEP OF ATTACK WA RED *BEEP*。 WARNING RED CK Great. Now we all am death. Nice goings Murica, you really are of d---. Wait, I could just nuke the bastards. I'm a genius! NUKE LAUNCHING BUTTON PUSH* I lovings you, Finland Now Earth can into nuclear winter because of this big dust cloud stopping me from make happy shiny times KABOOM! I wonder if anything will into live down there? HOWAY THE LADS!

GLOBAL CRISIS LEVEL: Murica, Russia are more the invade in S--- AM OF ABOUT TO HIT FAN Ukraine! F-----' commie scumbag. Its fr eedom time THE REBELS America, you of meddle for too long in affairs of Glorious Rossiya. Stop now or consequences am of many dires! Murica nooooo! This idea are much the bad! RT Shut the f--- up Senegal. I've armed rebels tons of times, when has it ever gone wrong? plox of helpings *BEEP OF ATTACK WA RED *BEEP*。 WARNING RED CK Great. Now we all am death. Nice goings Murica, you really are of d---. Wait, I could just nuke the bastards. I'm a genius! NUKE LAUNCHING BUTTON PUSH* I lovings you, Finland Now Earth can into nuclear winter because of this big dust cloud stopping me from make happy shiny times KABOOM! I wonder if anything will into live down there? HOWAY THE LADS!

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>tfw Estonia

Religion Statistics 1. Estonia - 84% NO RELIGION 2. Sweden - 82% NO RELIGION 3. Denmark - 80% NO RELIGION Norway - 78% NO RELIGION 5. Azerbaijan - 74% NO RELIGION Estonia why so infidel? ノイ EESTI THERE IS NO GOD

Religion Statistics 1. Estonia - 84% NO RELIGION 2. Sweden - 82% NO RELIGION 3. Denmark - 80% NO RELIGION Norway - 78% NO RELIGION 5. Azerbaijan - 74% NO RELIGION Estonia why so infidel? ノイ EESTI THERE IS NO GOD

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Sweden pulls an hero

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Why ISIS Never Kidnaps BRs

Brazil, we into having one of yuor citizens into custody. We want 300 million monies and yuo into havings him back! Allahu Ackbar! Eu could be leveling up... ONE WEEK LATER Please Brazil! Yuo can into havings him back Just take him away! For Allah's sake!! Aehooo Huackbar!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Brazil, we into having one of yuor citizens into custody. We want 300 million monies and yuo into havings him back! Allahu Ackbar! Eu could be leveling up... ONE WEEK LATER Please Brazil! Yuo can into havings him back Just take him away! For Allah's sake!! Aehooo Huackbar!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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They have so much in common

Feck off mate, WE'RE FULL! Don't know why you haven't genocided Maori, ya poof wuss! 刃灰* Australia is so mean to me. He's noisy, doesn't care abott his neighbours plus he is racist and hes git alcohol problims. I wonder if there's someclay loik me with unbearable bigger brudda roit next to him. Sum kindred soul I could share m@ experiences with, we would telk all day long! burger burger pow pow high fructose corn syrup Ugh Oh, bruddas Ceneda and Unoited Stoits? Wait, where ya goin'? I didn' tell ya yet how thug with muh big gun! I shot that Whatever! I'm going! You're the biggest fattest most racist and unbearable neighbour I have. More than America himself only what irritates me more is that he stole the name of two continents just for himself, stupid fat connard! There's must be someone who understand my pain! Someone bilingual would be the best WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHOLE MY LIFE? I was living with giant jerk! Me tool Is he big and awful? Oh yes, he is! Amazing! Foinally sumeclay lthought I was conna rm so luckysep it youl fe on him! found you I'm bleshing! Oh the ortune Ifelt the luv! Australia is jest the werst You bulieve in soulmates, mate? on mel Bruh you are the bist! Let's go to my place! Voulez-vous coucher avec moit Hon hon hon hon mwah moisk Mwah mwah smooch America is so fet! kuss kuss on cheek Stupide Australie Oi think oim gonna puke. I already have.

Feck off mate, WE'RE FULL! Don't know why you haven't genocided Maori, ya poof wuss! 刃灰* Australia is so mean to me. He's noisy, doesn't care abott his neighbours plus he is racist and hes git alcohol problims. I wonder if there's someclay loik me with unbearable bigger brudda roit next to him. Sum kindred soul I could share m@ experiences with, we would telk all day long! burger burger pow pow high fructose corn syrup Ugh Oh, bruddas Ceneda and Unoited Stoits? Wait, where ya goin'? I didn' tell ya yet how thug with muh big gun! I shot that Whatever! I'm going! You're the biggest fattest most racist and unbearable neighbour I have. More than America himself only what irritates me more is that he stole the name of two continents just for himself, stupid fat connard! There's must be someone who understand my pain! Someone bilingual would be the best WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHOLE MY LIFE? I was living with giant jerk! Me tool Is he big and awful? Oh yes, he is! Amazing! Foinally sumeclay lthought I was conna rm so luckysep it youl fe on him! found you I'm bleshing! Oh the ortune Ifelt the luv! Australia is jest the werst You bulieve in soulmates, mate? on mel Bruh you are the bist! Let's go to my place! Voulez-vous coucher avec moit Hon hon hon hon mwah moisk Mwah mwah smooch America is so fet! kuss kuss on cheek Stupide Australie Oi think oim gonna puke. I already have.

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