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Most of Central North America continues to experience -40°C Windchill, causing freezing rain and snow to create traffic delays and power outages. Many schools and services have been closed due to the cold weather, along with hundreds of airlines delayed by the storm. That was Terran News Hour! Now back to sports. Huh, so much for Global Warming OH NO TE SCIENTIFIC OPIN Huh, it's been a while since Terra was so cold I wonder what's causing it? HOLY F--- OH MY GOD! THAT GUY THREW A PUCK! JESUS THAT TACKLE WAS AWESOME! HOLY CRAPSACKS! THAT BALL IS IN A NET! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! THAT GUY CAUGHT THE BALL! BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS... BACK IN MY DAY WE USED STICKS! HE KICKED A BALL! AMAZING! GIRLS PLAY SPORTS TOO?! H--------! THAT GUY MADEA MEAN FACE! TWO DAY PENALTY! HACKS! THAT GUY KICKED IT SIDEWAYS! SPORTS DEFINE MY VERY EXISTANCE! Do you really think that was smart idea to hit me with a snowball?! WELL?! Sorry, I don't kew whut yur talk'n aboot. CANADN I'm just chillin in my fort. Pretty nifty eh?

Most of Central North America continues to experience -40°C Windchill, causing freezing rain and snow to create traffic delays and power outages. Many schools and services have been closed due to the cold weather, along with hundreds of airlines delayed by the storm. That was Terran News Hour! Now back to sports. Huh, so much for Global Warming OH NO TE SCIENTIFIC OPIN Huh, it's been a while since Terra was so cold I wonder what's causing it? HOLY F--- OH MY GOD! THAT GUY THREW A PUCK! JESUS THAT TACKLE WAS AWESOME! HOLY CRAPSACKS! THAT BALL IS IN A NET! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! THAT GUY CAUGHT THE BALL! BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS... BACK IN MY DAY WE USED STICKS! HE KICKED A BALL! AMAZING! GIRLS PLAY SPORTS TOO?! H--------! THAT GUY MADEA MEAN FACE! TWO DAY PENALTY! HACKS! THAT GUY KICKED IT SIDEWAYS! SPORTS DEFINE MY VERY EXISTANCE! Do you really think that was smart idea to hit me with a snowball?! WELL?! Sorry, I don't kew whut yur talk'n aboot. CANADN I'm just chillin in my fort. Pretty nifty eh?

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Canadaball Plush

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holidays.Wonder it them saatana MALE 25% BRAS O .salesekologisk julskinka.. ....salesekologIS Sure isof many busyhere today Ah, see whom --isings there! On, hello Storbritannien! Sweden Jaha,du är out änd doing some ulshopping? Wellb yes. The season's upon us again. Ja, gotta go to get got getting giftpresents for No,I don't know loved oners.Of knows what you say vad am say all ways?Please tell me. I can barely contain my curiosity... Say Christmas afrabout love oy and myS butimportantest is comrades and tamIl äbout gfving! ianachten! Joyeux Noel! Feliz Navid uhank you S0 reminder.

holidays.Wonder it them saatana MALE 25% BRAS O .salesekologisk julskinka.. ....salesekologIS Sure isof many busyhere today Ah, see whom --isings there! On, hello Storbritannien! Sweden Jaha,du är out änd doing some ulshopping? Wellb yes. The season's upon us again. Ja, gotta go to get got getting giftpresents for No,I don't know loved oners.Of knows what you say vad am say all ways?Please tell me. I can barely contain my curiosity... Say Christmas afrabout love oy and myS butimportantest is comrades and tamIl äbout gfving! ianachten! Joyeux Noel! Feliz Navid uhank you S0 reminder.

Ask for Somaka gifts. Feels. Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, Mexico! ike yuo already. owned them. China can into España Oil monys buys best gifts!, The Wahhabism adds extra flavor! . Toys fol, h㈨len, by chirdlen Uh oh The Three Wise Men ing all de presents Yo guant Yanuary 6. Even if have to gib dem to Germany next No guorry. Rutina of Coca-Cola fat man is no only guay to have a Feliz Navidad He is of koalmaker, makes koal and toys in the forest all year, so! All exkept Dekemberu 25, he komes homes and gibs gifts to kidak! Who? Olentzero, SO! Screu yuo Espanya We no gettings gifts of immigrantak. Maybe ㄚ蹌 Ask anithing from me kidak, so! Anithing, exkept basik higiene! iSí? Who is bringing yuo gifts den? lumberjack-eiro... .i . he lives in de forestall year... and he comes in Decembro X31. . s... name is...O Apalpador! because he comes into de little kidos rooms and touches dem in de tummi to see if dei have eat in the year and if not he (gibs dem nuts because he has a big saco of chestnuts Presentes of a coal-eiro, País Vasco? Of real? yuo of naughty and knou it or not Galizia? Who brings yuo gifts, so? Don't guorry kidos, meu nutsaco is always full! ¡Si! jHe puts his big broun nuts in all de little kids mouths! also gibs tois ometimes queimada Is... uh... ahm... Yuo yust made dat up, Yuo quys of disqusting iSi? Am leaving I say neider Si nor no Soon as I beat my màgic log so hard it s---- out candy.

Ask for Somaka gifts. Feels. Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, Mexico! ike yuo already. owned them. China can into España Oil monys buys best gifts!, The Wahhabism adds extra flavor! . Toys fol, h㈨len, by chirdlen Uh oh The Three Wise Men ing all de presents Yo guant Yanuary 6. Even if have to gib dem to Germany next No guorry. Rutina of Coca-Cola fat man is no only guay to have a Feliz Navidad He is of koalmaker, makes koal and toys in the forest all year, so! All exkept Dekemberu 25, he komes homes and gibs gifts to kidak! Who? Olentzero, SO! Screu yuo Espanya We no gettings gifts of immigrantak. Maybe ㄚ蹌 Ask anithing from me kidak, so! Anithing, exkept basik higiene! iSí? Who is bringing yuo gifts den? lumberjack-eiro... .i . he lives in de forestall year... and he comes in Decembro X31. . s... name is...O Apalpador! because he comes into de little kidos rooms and touches dem in de tummi to see if dei have eat in the year and if not he (gibs dem nuts because he has a big saco of chestnuts Presentes of a coal-eiro, País Vasco? Of real? yuo of naughty and knou it or not Galizia? Who brings yuo gifts, so? Don't guorry kidos, meu nutsaco is always full! ¡Si! jHe puts his big broun nuts in all de little kids mouths! also gibs tois ometimes queimada Is... uh... ahm... Yuo yust made dat up, Yuo quys of disqusting iSi? Am leaving I say neider Si nor no Soon as I beat my màgic log so hard it s---- out candy.

1848 Now that I have a 2nd republic, I'm going to abolish slavery (again) l, great country of freedom! I'm so happy to bring the news to my colonies! 23 mai 1848 Meanwhile in Reunion... Slavery is abolished! You are free! 27 mai 1848 Meanwhile in Reunion... Slavery is abolished! You are free! However, you'll wait till the end of the sugar cane harvest. l'll set you free on december 20th.. June 1848 Slavery is abolished! 5 And that's why i'm not getting along with my antillese cousins... I worked 7 more month than them!

1848 Now that I have a 2nd republic, I'm going to abolish slavery (again) l, great country of freedom! I'm so happy to bring the news to my colonies! 23 mai 1848 Meanwhile in Reunion... Slavery is abolished! You are free! 27 mai 1848 Meanwhile in Reunion... Slavery is abolished! You are free! However, you'll wait till the end of the sugar cane harvest. l'll set you free on december 20th.. June 1848 Slavery is abolished! 5 And that's why i'm not getting along with my antillese cousins... I worked 7 more month than them!

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American Cheese

Guys, no need to fight over this! It's OK becausel make the best cheese! Let's settle this, just try it! I'll spray you some. It's from Wisconsin!! I'm innovative

Guys, no need to fight over this! It's OK becausel make the best cheese! Let's settle this, just try it! I'll spray you some. It's from Wisconsin!! I'm innovative

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Telegraph crisis of 1942

Denmark, 1942 I wonderings if I can into mail today hmm. what of this being? From: Schöne grüse, Dänemark Did yuo knawings zat yuo are o: Danenark mein favorite country? Yuo are a---- and yuo nakings Deutschland very proud I hope I'm not into very lateings but I also of wish you happY gebartstag of cheers Deutachland How will I into respondings to this...? later.. We havings mail Fron: Dannark Io: Tyskland k thx DÄNEMARK! HOW DARE YOU RESPONDING TO GLORIOAE WITH ONL SOVIET A SAME TO TO POLAN ANDI WILL O ANSCHLUSS YUO AND OEUTSCHLANLD LOF CALL ONNA DO AT WE D

Denmark, 1942 I wonderings if I can into mail today hmm. what of this being? From: Schöne grüse, Dänemark Did yuo knawings zat yuo are o: Danenark mein favorite country? Yuo are a---- and yuo nakings Deutschland very proud I hope I'm not into very lateings but I also of wish you happY gebartstag of cheers Deutachland How will I into respondings to this...? later.. We havings mail Fron: Dannark Io: Tyskland k thx DÄNEMARK! HOW DARE YOU RESPONDING TO GLORIOAE WITH ONL SOVIET A SAME TO TO POLAN ANDI WILL O ANSCHLUSS YUO AND OEUTSCHLANLD LOF CALL ONNA DO AT WE D

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Chile's troubled relationship with Antarctica

TAE REART OF A MAN IS A STONY FIELD I sure he the lovings me no more WAATEVER AE DOES He makings very long night schift for research important I not believe! NOTAING GROWS ON IT He never the talkings to me. Siempre very cold when home BUT TAERE'S A BIGGER TASK Oye chica, gib him la bota! SONETHING AE CANNOT GRASP You right! I no longer the takings! A MIND-B06GLING WAIRL . is over You Ass! TRE TAOUGAT OF A GIRL

TAE REART OF A MAN IS A STONY FIELD I sure he the lovings me no more WAATEVER AE DOES He makings very long night schift for research important I not believe! NOTAING GROWS ON IT He never the talkings to me. Siempre very cold when home BUT TAERE'S A BIGGER TASK Oye chica, gib him la bota! SONETHING AE CANNOT GRASP You right! I no longer the takings! A MIND-B06GLING WAIRL . is over You Ass! TRE TAOUGAT OF A GIRL

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Chile

Hey, Texas, what are you doing here? sigh* l is not Texas. Yeah, right! For las t time, Gringo, il is Chile! l espe ek espanish! il is have INDEPENDENCIA! Speaks Spanish and wants independence... Whatever, Texas... ...gringo ahueonao

Hey, Texas, what are you doing here? sigh* l is not Texas. Yeah, right! For las t time, Gringo, il is Chile! l espe ek espanish! il is have INDEPENDENCIA! Speaks Spanish and wants independence... Whatever, Texas... ...gringo ahueonao

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Jealousy

Helloings Phillipine. Who is of new guy? Is far away neighbor Palau He just of visitings The baby blue and yellow circle in middle remindings me of Japan much. But of cute... Belau Stronk! Of yes. Much little but friendly.. Hey guys. Come meet Phill's little Japan-like friend... Hey Aussie! Wantings to meet Palau? Aww... The little bugger's so.. uh. What's that Japan always sayin'? Yuo of meanings Kawaii? Forgettings kawaii Same. Same Japan is of trying too hard thing. This one is of natural Is better since he no pervert... I of scared, Phill... Of least Palau has no murdery past. No needings for props for him into cute... Forgeting Japan. Palau much better.. Agreeing:s Wearing cat stuff make's him of weirder anyways, lah! And what's with sharing of his style... Make us of weird also? Say something of yuor language Palau.. Ng diak. Is good Hapon not hearings what we sayings a while ago...

Helloings Phillipine. Who is of new guy? Is far away neighbor Palau He just of visitings The baby blue and yellow circle in middle remindings me of Japan much. But of cute... Belau Stronk! Of yes. Much little but friendly.. Hey guys. Come meet Phill's little Japan-like friend... Hey Aussie! Wantings to meet Palau? Aww... The little bugger's so.. uh. What's that Japan always sayin'? Yuo of meanings Kawaii? Forgettings kawaii Same. Same Japan is of trying too hard thing. This one is of natural Is better since he no pervert... I of scared, Phill... Of least Palau has no murdery past. No needings for props for him into cute... Forgeting Japan. Palau much better.. Agreeing:s Wearing cat stuff make's him of weirder anyways, lah! And what's with sharing of his style... Make us of weird also? Say something of yuor language Palau.. Ng diak. Is good Hapon not hearings what we sayings a while ago...

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A Brief History of Palau

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New Zealand in World War II

BUGGER OFF YA K---- Oh Papa is in trouble again. OFF!jest givings up, bime Sigh. AUS TRALIA! Ae you coming? Hang on lemme get some things Battle of Britain But, but, KIMMS CAN'TFLY! 3 Battle of Crete, 1941 What now AN. North African Campaign, Battle of Ruweisat Ridge Oh js... do that NO WAI BITTE! AARGHHH! Battle of Monte Cassino Kurwa. It was of difficult. Why you bomb monastery? It's ours now I hope you learned your lesson Germany Ja. Ja I have

BUGGER OFF YA K---- Oh Papa is in trouble again. OFF!jest givings up, bime Sigh. AUS TRALIA! Ae you coming? Hang on lemme get some things Battle of Britain But, but, KIMMS CAN'TFLY! 3 Battle of Crete, 1941 What now AN. North African Campaign, Battle of Ruweisat Ridge Oh js... do that NO WAI BITTE! AARGHHH! Battle of Monte Cassino Kurwa. It was of difficult. Why you bomb monastery? It's ours now I hope you learned your lesson Germany Ja. Ja I have

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小 ALERTI Mother of God Chna? 4

小 ALERTI Mother of God Chna? 4

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Cold War Staring Contest

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Stare Contest

Staring contest? ja Truce? a ja

Staring contest? ja Truce? a ja

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Damn Canada, You're Scary!

Oh, no! This poor fella's caught in that trap! Don't rry, I'll help you! You'll be all right, eh? l'll take you back and bandage your leg and clean it and soon it'll be perfectly fine! And I'll make sure to feed you so you won't be hungry and dig a pool out back so you won't be thirsty And of course I'lI wash that coat of yours every day and brush it and clean it and pick out the lice until it becomes so, so pretty Yes... So..pretty...

Oh, no! This poor fella's caught in that trap! Don't rry, I'll help you! You'll be all right, eh? l'll take you back and bandage your leg and clean it and soon it'll be perfectly fine! And I'll make sure to feed you so you won't be hungry and dig a pool out back so you won't be thirsty And of course I'lI wash that coat of yours every day and brush it and clean it and pick out the lice until it becomes so, so pretty Yes... So..pretty...

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Bribing

You should really'stay in the EU Britain tamplifhes your political power and facilitates economicgrowth. You're alsoone of the three most powertulandjinfluential memberstate You guys need each other. Yousworkwell together You【can alsotrust mei because mathird partýandswill in no way ot not believe Uam say benefit from influencingyourdecision this, but America is tight If you guys think U should stay, then I guess I will Alright, I got him to stay without threatening him Now give me what I want. Of course! Thanking yuo again Name: AMERICA eography Exa Label thec

You should really'stay in the EU Britain tamplifhes your political power and facilitates economicgrowth. You're alsoone of the three most powertulandjinfluential memberstate You guys need each other. Yousworkwell together You【can alsotrust mei because mathird partýandswill in no way ot not believe Uam say benefit from influencingyourdecision this, but America is tight If you guys think U should stay, then I guess I will Alright, I got him to stay without threatening him Now give me what I want. Of course! Thanking yuo again Name: AMERICA eography Exa Label thec

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The Teacher's Pet

Listen kids, this yuor new camrade Be of nice within great another slavic scum whut? Now U will giving backtest results some of yuo got goods, others were into bad Scheile U thiking me tailed I was of not even C tor Can do better C for See if I care To : USA 'd rather be with you right now B of aood but Boring at least iam lesser boring then yuo A as into Awesome as usual Bravo yuo are of really leading the EU game tz feel of good the feeling of goof wörk Arbeit macht frel like l used in saying ver damn Eyh nerd Gib lunch money

Listen kids, this yuor new camrade Be of nice within great another slavic scum whut? Now U will giving backtest results some of yuo got goods, others were into bad Scheile U thiking me tailed I was of not even C tor Can do better C for See if I care To : USA 'd rather be with you right now B of aood but Boring at least iam lesser boring then yuo A as into Awesome as usual Bravo yuo are of really leading the EU game tz feel of good the feeling of goof wörk Arbeit macht frel like l used in saying ver damn Eyh nerd Gib lunch money

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Debt Horse

ano tuben he bab openet the fourth seal, 3 beat the uoice of the fo rtij b「ast sip: C01112 and see!" And hell followed with him.

ano tuben he bab openet the fourth seal, 3 beat the uoice of the fo rtij b「ast sip: C01112 and see!" And hell followed with him.

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Don't be a Norway, be a Germany!

This is Norway, traitor of Europe Norway isn't a nember of our glorious European Union. Th<e arrogant bastard thinks he's too good for the rest of us. Norway isbuildinginfrastructure ndjluxury prisonsInsteadoT AIVing billions to Greece like proper Norway treats skiing ust likeittsarealsport Pathetic on isa serious tthreatto Norway freedomanddemocracY CIA REPORT Norway is shunned by his peers guo, of goings into ElL for evelopments meeting SO NOR DON'T BEA NORWAY STAY IN THE UNION A message from the European Counci1 of Information Paid for with your Euromoney 시 I hail our German overi ords.

This is Norway, traitor of Europe Norway isn't a nember of our glorious European Union. Th<e arrogant bastard thinks he's too good for the rest of us. Norway isbuildinginfrastructure ndjluxury prisonsInsteadoT AIVing billions to Greece like proper Norway treats skiing ust likeittsarealsport Pathetic on isa serious tthreatto Norway freedomanddemocracY CIA REPORT Norway is shunned by his peers guo, of goings into ElL for evelopments meeting SO NOR DON'T BEA NORWAY STAY IN THE UNION A message from the European Counci1 of Information Paid for with your Euromoney 시 I hail our German overi ords.

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