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Och sen är det FEST i tre dagar på slottet i Stockholm.

Och sen är det FEST i tre dagar på slottet i Stockholm.

Yes! Be quick! Prepare Wait! Do you hear? Murka is coming! Durp, durp, Nokia. Durp, nuclear energy, durp, durp, special relativity your knife, I prepare my bottles! Heh, stupid mongols always drunk. And I was afraid of one of him... They are just focking loosers. Why there is no joy in life, hic?... Why there are no dragons, only pain?. I agree, hic... Here, drink, relax, my friend... Mr. President, should we strenghten our border security in Alaska? It costs many monies. But what can Russia do to me? Throw a bottle of vodka, heh? Other nations don't survive in such cold. Bye, loosers. aiLL He bought it, he bought it! All bend to Russo-Finnish Empire! Year 2012

Yes! Be quick! Prepare Wait! Do you hear? Murka is coming! Durp, durp, Nokia. Durp, nuclear energy, durp, durp, special relativity your knife, I prepare my bottles! Heh, stupid mongols always drunk. And I was afraid of one of him... They are just focking loosers. Why there is no joy in life, hic?... Why there are no dragons, only pain?. I agree, hic... Here, drink, relax, my friend... Mr. President, should we strenghten our border security in Alaska? It costs many monies. But what can Russia do to me? Throw a bottle of vodka, heh? Other nations don't survive in such cold. Bye, loosers. aiLL He bought it, he bought it! All bend to Russo-Finnish Empire! Year 2012

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yay, coffe made me rich Ano... Brazil? Hellow, I'm japan, can u help me plz? I need some food.. U know..and u have a lot... What?! hey, little island? who are u yeah for sure! Take it take it, oohh honto?! arigatoou! And.. can u refuge some civialiansplz? the war is killi them yeah for sure, send them, we have a lot o land and jobs 100 years later_ Nani? who are Oh, brazil?? I dont have potions leave me alone Oi japan! plz halp! I can't earn morni from food anymore! du u have some job over theer to me? U kidding?! No, leave me alone, I have to talk to USA-onii chan *-*

yay, coffe made me rich Ano... Brazil? Hellow, I'm japan, can u help me plz? I need some food.. U know..and u have a lot... What?! hey, little island? who are u yeah for sure! Take it take it, oohh honto?! arigatoou! And.. can u refuge some civialiansplz? the war is killi them yeah for sure, send them, we have a lot o land and jobs 100 years later_ Nani? who are Oh, brazil?? I dont have potions leave me alone Oi japan! plz halp! I can't earn morni from food anymore! du u have some job over theer to me? U kidding?! No, leave me alone, I have to talk to USA-onii chan *-*

Hungary strong:Descendants of Huns,Damn he's at it again arise! ienna wat doe 0 I'll go to the café, need to think about these Hungarians I traded with those once. They sounded like funny Magyaren! I need to eradicate their pride, but how? The Kaiser will rip of my head if I won't act, thats for sure ..So Professor, this means Lapps, Finns and Estonians are related? Ja, und a bunch of small tribes in Russia too Oh this sounds interesting! Well, recent research confirms t linguistic relation of them and the Hungarians! Hungary! I've found your relatives! Mein gott! I have to go to Hungary This is going to be great *gasp* Hungary's shining time has come! Here I come, proud ancestors! You... did? Godspeed Hungary! *ehehehehe Sure I did. Here take this map. I'm very close now I just can't wait to meet my brave and fearsome relatives! Damn Austria, he knows I have hardships with German. But according to those nice Muska fellows, I need to go... LAA ...this way Wake up Eesti someone is Uhm hello, I am your far relative....|...And so Hungary 's family came together... here THE F---!? erp Nice to meet you. We can only offer some fish and drinks Are there.. others? Sure! Come, I'll introduce you to them Great success! ZE END

Hungary strong:Descendants of Huns,Damn he's at it again arise! ienna wat doe 0 I'll go to the café, need to think about these Hungarians I traded with those once. They sounded like funny Magyaren! I need to eradicate their pride, but how? The Kaiser will rip of my head if I won't act, thats for sure ..So Professor, this means Lapps, Finns and Estonians are related? Ja, und a bunch of small tribes in Russia too Oh this sounds interesting! Well, recent research confirms t linguistic relation of them and the Hungarians! Hungary! I've found your relatives! Mein gott! I have to go to Hungary This is going to be great *gasp* Hungary's shining time has come! Here I come, proud ancestors! You... did? Godspeed Hungary! *ehehehehe Sure I did. Here take this map. I'm very close now I just can't wait to meet my brave and fearsome relatives! Damn Austria, he knows I have hardships with German. But according to those nice Muska fellows, I need to go... LAA ...this way Wake up Eesti someone is Uhm hello, I am your far relative....|...And so Hungary 's family came together... here THE F---!? erp Nice to meet you. We can only offer some fish and drinks Are there.. others? Sure! Come, I'll introduce you to them Great success! ZE END

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Ultimate Poland #2

ULTIMATE #2 Who is this ultimate kebab remover? Who is this dark knight of Europe? 0 Previously in Ultimate Poland after having "revealed" his secret superhero identity, Poland is afraid of being caught by the evil people It's not safe to go to the street now... The evil people will try to do a--- probe to find out the source of my superhero powers... It's Mad British Scientists Time! No, Britain, no! weeks of googling later La-la-la! Bahasa agama angkat menanyakan terima kasih dia datang kok! Wikipedia Oh, Indonesia... Hello! Privet, Indonesia! I have an idea! But for how long will I be able to pretendings i'm of Indonesia? Be achtung! Mein piano! What? KURWA Krshzcz BOOM! Wait a sec... You said "kurwa"? Aren't you Poland? I'm deeply sorry! l only wanted to pull the piano up to the second floor of my Haus! You could kill me! Back to the don't want dildo in my ass!home, to the commieblock Dunno What's wrong with him? to be continued

ULTIMATE #2 Who is this ultimate kebab remover? Who is this dark knight of Europe? 0 Previously in Ultimate Poland after having "revealed" his secret superhero identity, Poland is afraid of being caught by the evil people It's not safe to go to the street now... The evil people will try to do a--- probe to find out the source of my superhero powers... It's Mad British Scientists Time! No, Britain, no! weeks of googling later La-la-la! Bahasa agama angkat menanyakan terima kasih dia datang kok! Wikipedia Oh, Indonesia... Hello! Privet, Indonesia! I have an idea! But for how long will I be able to pretendings i'm of Indonesia? Be achtung! Mein piano! What? KURWA Krshzcz BOOM! Wait a sec... You said "kurwa"? Aren't you Poland? I'm deeply sorry! l only wanted to pull the piano up to the second floor of my Haus! You could kill me! Back to the don't want dildo in my ass!home, to the commieblock Dunno What's wrong with him? to be continued

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ULTIMATE 0 Who is this new hero? Who is this dark knight of Europe? You can't into space! If they onle knew my true identity They wouln't be making such jokings... Why polacks are so dumb? ambiuhibhi J LOLOL We'll see whether they will laugh when they're in trouble and I help them Dzien dobry, gibe plox three potatoes. SKLEP Knock-knock A robbery?... Ultimate Poland must prevent it! .Just kidding, lol!ut... I can't reveal my I just want some more vodka, eek... Hey, owner!. I'm so drunk lol! Hands up, it is of robbery! identity? What to do? Eek DOMINUS SANCTUS SLAVA ULTIMATUM Poor Lithuania must have a family He only makes potatoes and doesn't want someone hurt. Seems I have to reveal my secret identity. Saving the innocent is much more important than my safety Whatever, man. Yet another victim saved Never. Now. when they know my secret identity... I will never sleep like earlier

ULTIMATE 0 Who is this new hero? Who is this dark knight of Europe? You can't into space! If they onle knew my true identity They wouln't be making such jokings... Why polacks are so dumb? ambiuhibhi J LOLOL We'll see whether they will laugh when they're in trouble and I help them Dzien dobry, gibe plox three potatoes. SKLEP Knock-knock A robbery?... Ultimate Poland must prevent it! .Just kidding, lol!ut... I can't reveal my I just want some more vodka, eek... Hey, owner!. I'm so drunk lol! Hands up, it is of robbery! identity? What to do? Eek DOMINUS SANCTUS SLAVA ULTIMATUM Poor Lithuania must have a family He only makes potatoes and doesn't want someone hurt. Seems I have to reveal my secret identity. Saving the innocent is much more important than my safety Whatever, man. Yet another victim saved Never. Now. when they know my secret identity... I will never sleep like earlier

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ee Finland, ny at Snak day. Together we strong I teach yoer everythisg, Siror theraniwn to of bou / light tosch, is our kingdom We'l always togetiser, Brethet Help ne Many years later Yeu free agaia, Finlandt Iteach y making you strong Ske me Show way out of Even later... Ready? Yo it social democracy lke p Together we show werld igtyou there still one tep Greatest form of soialin, dark Weak niedsaay al at. alowed ther al your and justice to al Hy allegiance b to Euraps, to freeda, ba mutiolturalist, then iek with abnoktes Yos faell y ecoosry bigger et you do this to yoarselt Nol Don't try it the duoses on throw worlM into I. hate you You were my brather

ee Finland, ny at Snak day. Together we strong I teach yoer everythisg, Siror theraniwn to of bou / light tosch, is our kingdom We'l always togetiser, Brethet Help ne Many years later Yeu free agaia, Finlandt Iteach y making you strong Ske me Show way out of Even later... Ready? Yo it social democracy lke p Together we show werld igtyou there still one tep Greatest form of soialin, dark Weak niedsaay al at. alowed ther al your and justice to al Hy allegiance b to Euraps, to freeda, ba mutiolturalist, then iek with abnoktes Yos faell y ecoosry bigger et you do this to yoarselt Nol Don't try it the duoses on throw worlM into I. hate you You were my brather

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Meanwhile in South America... ...In the sky, BOLUDO! In the name of the hand of God, who are yuo? ...Argentina I'm the Inti, the extinct god of the Incas Damn Britain... What a bully! He took over my own,slands Ew, Incas Evita? This sucks! What am i gonna do now? I am of helpings yuo, Argentina l've heard your cries... Don't cry any- more... Don't cry for me, Argentina... It's Britain! He is of bullyings with d--- and Malvinas Argentinas no more... I don't know what to do...War is useless... Gief helps plox! I is of cryings no more Meanwhile behind Argentina Its SUN TIME Bitches dunno bout mah sun face l is giving you great powers... Yuo and me are one now... The next day.. U wut m8? DAT SUN! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE GIBE ISLANDS NAO! GET AWAY FROM ME, LAD

Meanwhile in South America... ...In the sky, BOLUDO! In the name of the hand of God, who are yuo? ...Argentina I'm the Inti, the extinct god of the Incas Damn Britain... What a bully! He took over my own,slands Ew, Incas Evita? This sucks! What am i gonna do now? I am of helpings yuo, Argentina l've heard your cries... Don't cry any- more... Don't cry for me, Argentina... It's Britain! He is of bullyings with d--- and Malvinas Argentinas no more... I don't know what to do...War is useless... Gief helps plox! I is of cryings no more Meanwhile behind Argentina Its SUN TIME Bitches dunno bout mah sun face l is giving you great powers... Yuo and me are one now... The next day.. U wut m8? DAT SUN! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE GIBE ISLANDS NAO! GET AWAY FROM ME, LAD

Did I request thee, Maker from my clay To mould Me man? Did I solicit thee From darkness to promote me? No more papers! F--- iu! Kurepapes Yu wanted me cultured? Iu habe me cultured! 915 (*feispalm*) teee-hehe eeeh 0 oh look, and he even read only half of book when he of mad! LOLOLOLOL oF URO

Did I request thee, Maker from my clay To mould Me man? Did I solicit thee From darkness to promote me? No more papers! F--- iu! Kurepapes Yu wanted me cultured? Iu habe me cultured! 915 (*feispalm*) teee-hehe eeeh 0 oh look, and he even read only half of book when he of mad! LOLOLOLOL oF URO

Guys! Chinese Red Threat over there! Super-best friends! UNITE! TRANSFORMATE Russia! USA! Finland! UK! Poland! Germany! Poland, u are so funny, I just can't do it. Peace. Yet again little Poland saves the whole world

Guys! Chinese Red Threat over there! Super-best friends! UNITE! TRANSFORMATE Russia! USA! Finland! UK! Poland! Germany! Poland, u are so funny, I just can't do it. Peace. Yet again little Poland saves the whole world

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Wow, Jackie Chan. Wow, Jackie Chan. Wow, Jackie Chan.

Wow, Jackie Chan. Wow, Jackie Chan. Wow, Jackie Chan.

ouch l got stabbe once time to but I didnt... yet... run pliz germanball no stabbings I'lI obey l'lI obey France cannot military What the bloody hell you're doing, Britainball? s-- s-- Britainball sucks s-- s--* betrayed Poland betrayed France Englandball? Why is ghost? Are not you inside of me? I'm not Englandball I'm ghost of British glory You've got to stand up and fight, Britainball But so alone... France is servants of Germany Polandball's dead.. Germany strong and comes now Polandball isn't dead And your children will help you Canadaball Australiaball Even your most troublesome son... Will aid you. Just remember... Keep fighting... Let me give you last two gifts... Gloryghost is of box now... Bowler hat? Cigars? Whisky? me curious, what's inside... Britainball... You alone. I want no war with you Franceball is with me. Let's cease fire You cannot into victory You're saying thatI cannot win? Let's find out, then

ouch l got stabbe once time to but I didnt... yet... run pliz germanball no stabbings I'lI obey l'lI obey France cannot military What the bloody hell you're doing, Britainball? s-- s-- Britainball sucks s-- s--* betrayed Poland betrayed France Englandball? Why is ghost? Are not you inside of me? I'm not Englandball I'm ghost of British glory You've got to stand up and fight, Britainball But so alone... France is servants of Germany Polandball's dead.. Germany strong and comes now Polandball isn't dead And your children will help you Canadaball Australiaball Even your most troublesome son... Will aid you. Just remember... Keep fighting... Let me give you last two gifts... Gloryghost is of box now... Bowler hat? Cigars? Whisky? me curious, what's inside... Britainball... You alone. I want no war with you Franceball is with me. Let's cease fire You cannot into victory You're saying thatI cannot win? Let's find out, then

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R.I.P Soviet Union

Wow... i still cant believe voure gone I know we had our differences. i know we sometimes got into arguments, alot of hard words were being exchanged hope you can forgive me, im so sorry for eve But you completed me, gave me a purpose, no i just feel so lost without you. I never wanted it to end like this rything, i never w that voure gone. ant all those things i said, i me was. i was iust too proud to admitit. i end like this. Rest in peac be missed. Im.. im so e big guy, youl s-- sorry, please forgive me 1917-1991

Wow... i still cant believe voure gone I know we had our differences. i know we sometimes got into arguments, alot of hard words were being exchanged hope you can forgive me, im so sorry for eve But you completed me, gave me a purpose, no i just feel so lost without you. I never wanted it to end like this rything, i never w that voure gone. ant all those things i said, i me was. i was iust too proud to admitit. i end like this. Rest in peac be missed. Im.. im so e big guy, youl s-- sorry, please forgive me 1917-1991

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4LP5 RENNE SIE BETTER THAw TV

4LP5 RENNE SIE BETTER THAw TV

Most ridiculous ways to destroy USA First take Italy /Ciao Then disguise it as mexico ait untill Mafia appears Murrica can 't do s---, cause Mexica is minority Cosa Nostra Borgata trong Even better plan to destroy USA end 10 millions kittens to USA Kittens! Each kitty have a bomb inside Murrica becomes paranoid and kills each cat in the country KITTENS 911 NEVAR FORGET Vermins eat all crops HUNGER! We nuke them And kill all survivors! 0

Most ridiculous ways to destroy USA First take Italy /Ciao Then disguise it as mexico ait untill Mafia appears Murrica can 't do s---, cause Mexica is minority Cosa Nostra Borgata trong Even better plan to destroy USA end 10 millions kittens to USA Kittens! Each kitty have a bomb inside Murrica becomes paranoid and kills each cat in the country KITTENS 911 NEVAR FORGET Vermins eat all crops HUNGER! We nuke them And kill all survivors! 0

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> SLAVTHREAD THIS HE KRAUTCHAN BLUE S

> SLAVTHREAD THIS HE KRAUTCHAN BLUE S

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