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Look Finland. Äverything light touch is our kungdom perkele

Look Finland. Äverything light touch is our kungdom perkele

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The reason of 'Murica sunglasses

MAPVS OF ROMA Ego am accomplish mvch, Roma est finally rvle the Mvndvs Hello Rome Est Devs? Yes, it is me SPOR Ego not worth _ for the presence Don't be ridiculous, I am proud I will gift you with these glasses as a reward for what you have accomplished SPQR Wear them with Pride! Oh, and Rome, remember to never let them fall into the wrong hands, for they have great power SPOR Svm verry gratefvl, am swear to cvstodiendam gift with mevm life! ROMA INVICTA Manv Years Later... Y'all should know thatI instantaneously got these glasses once l reached the maximum level of freedom back in 1775 iQué? Trabajo? Impress Muy bonito No drogas

MAPVS OF ROMA Ego am accomplish mvch, Roma est finally rvle the Mvndvs Hello Rome Est Devs? Yes, it is me SPOR Ego not worth _ for the presence Don't be ridiculous, I am proud I will gift you with these glasses as a reward for what you have accomplished SPQR Wear them with Pride! Oh, and Rome, remember to never let them fall into the wrong hands, for they have great power SPOR Svm verry gratefvl, am swear to cvstodiendam gift with mevm life! ROMA INVICTA Manv Years Later... Y'all should know thatI instantaneously got these glasses once l reached the maximum level of freedom back in 1775 iQué? Trabajo? Impress Muy bonito No drogas

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How Austria-Hungary becomes Austria and Hungary

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[Insert John Oliver joke here]

Hey Dad can I ask you something? Yes, America? hy are you still wearing that monocle? Pardon me? I mean, dude, it's f------ 2016. Times have changed man! Weve got spectacles now. Weve got contact lenses now We've got f------ Lasik now! Why wear that old thing? Dad? Oh, nothing, America... It's just for old times' sake. Whatever man I'm gonna go get a Coke You're so old school Dad

Hey Dad can I ask you something? Yes, America? hy are you still wearing that monocle? Pardon me? I mean, dude, it's f------ 2016. Times have changed man! Weve got spectacles now. Weve got contact lenses now We've got f------ Lasik now! Why wear that old thing? Dad? Oh, nothing, America... It's just for old times' sake. Whatever man I'm gonna go get a Coke You're so old school Dad

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"if you arscholen by nature, but want friends to like yous, du must create harmony auf arse mit doin...

Helloings, infidel What is you up to? rankreich is in krankenhospital du know so the ich making traditional curative Deutsches potato soup for him, to wish well and him take break from hospital food horrible and all that Ach, this soup be needing more Aromat Me Syria has suffered more than frog, much corpse, and no one make soup boil for the me! Big deal, what about others? Everyone is so caring and boo hoo hoo for rude shaped pastry person whenever he ouch Ich care about you Tatooinenlanders Frankreich is freund to many peoples, so if he ouch people will notice der ouchmachting a, das biggest, much rude und annoying, und does not shower as often as he should But infidel, why is everyone frog friend? Is he not the biggest orifice of the ass ever? Then why do kafirs like yous love him so, even if you not like him at same time? It be about balancing of the energies It much Eastern yang yong ching chong philosophies Easiest way auf explaining, if you arscholen by nature but want friends to like yous, du must create harmony auf arse mit doing nice What has Citroen guy done that be nice? Ach...du best take seat, Ich Will take a while reading list, is big... und invent front wheel drive, und modern concept auf republic, and make nice under clothes for girls be sexy ja, und... Well, not done nearly as much nice as smelly cheese guy, but ich has found some ways of balance mich spiritual orbit of buttocks Enough of that...but what about you? You has been big a------ in past, what have you done to balance your posterior energy? How then? Well..fur one... Ich did gib shelter to smelly, ungrateful, entitled, ignorant religious, dickenkopfts sand pers who hast nichts ever bothered to do something nice for other than self, and who rest of world would not gib two penetrations if something ouch happen to him So letting the me get this straight You want to walk my dog? For free? But the why? Am just really need to, ok! Plox let me do nice thing! Me must

Helloings, infidel What is you up to? rankreich is in krankenhospital du know so the ich making traditional curative Deutsches potato soup for him, to wish well and him take break from hospital food horrible and all that Ach, this soup be needing more Aromat Me Syria has suffered more than frog, much corpse, and no one make soup boil for the me! Big deal, what about others? Everyone is so caring and boo hoo hoo for rude shaped pastry person whenever he ouch Ich care about you Tatooinenlanders Frankreich is freund to many peoples, so if he ouch people will notice der ouchmachting a, das biggest, much rude und annoying, und does not shower as often as he should But infidel, why is everyone frog friend? Is he not the biggest orifice of the ass ever? Then why do kafirs like yous love him so, even if you not like him at same time? It be about balancing of the energies It much Eastern yang yong ching chong philosophies Easiest way auf explaining, if you arscholen by nature but want friends to like yous, du must create harmony auf arse mit doing nice What has Citroen guy done that be nice? Ach...du best take seat, Ich Will take a while reading list, is big... und invent front wheel drive, und modern concept auf republic, and make nice under clothes for girls be sexy ja, und... Well, not done nearly as much nice as smelly cheese guy, but ich has found some ways of balance mich spiritual orbit of buttocks Enough of that...but what about you? You has been big a------ in past, what have you done to balance your posterior energy? How then? Well..fur one... Ich did gib shelter to smelly, ungrateful, entitled, ignorant religious, dickenkopfts sand pers who hast nichts ever bothered to do something nice for other than self, and who rest of world would not gib two penetrations if something ouch happen to him So letting the me get this straight You want to walk my dog? For free? But the why? Am just really need to, ok! Plox let me do nice thing! Me must

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Reich cannot into speed

Come, let us make showings of neW glorious A7V strength! verdammt this am slow Schei 24 years later and still not many improvings Gottverdammt, why is this of so slow? This am wors than the Schwerer Löwe, and Soviets can into fast new lS-3! Can this not into any faster? Entschuldigung, mein Führer, but we already tryings and failed aus: Much better! JL 祚

Come, let us make showings of neW glorious A7V strength! verdammt this am slow Schei 24 years later and still not many improvings Gottverdammt, why is this of so slow? This am wors than the Schwerer Löwe, and Soviets can into fast new lS-3! Can this not into any faster? Entschuldigung, mein Führer, but we already tryings and failed aus: Much better! JL 祚

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Tanks around the world

Country: 'Schland Type: KAMPFPANZERLEOPARDZWE Armament: 88mm FLAK range: GANZ EUROPA Propulsion: Polish tears Zis is für yuo Heinz! mEihE EHRE HEiBT PolsKA Country: Rassia Type: Bestest TaHK of wurld Armament: 125mm smoothbore Autonomous range: Moscow-Berlin Propulsion: C2H50H Mighty T90 best TaHK in wurld. NATO we war yuo stronk! Country: The greatest goddamn country on Earth Type: M1a2 Abrams SUV Armament: conceiled 120mm (self defense only, we swear) Autonomous range: Fridge-couch Propulsion: V-TEC yo! Sorry bud, this don't meet freedom emission standards. Buy a HMMWV Ayre b tezik... my car is the gone habibi Country: Sveed'n Type: Lolvo 940 turbǒ Armament: privilege check scanner Autonomous range: North of 3.000.000 miles Propulsion: Uncertain, possibly indestructible alien Svedish tankarna är of bäst. FOKSVARET Sbry-123

Country: 'Schland Type: KAMPFPANZERLEOPARDZWE Armament: 88mm FLAK range: GANZ EUROPA Propulsion: Polish tears Zis is für yuo Heinz! mEihE EHRE HEiBT PolsKA Country: Rassia Type: Bestest TaHK of wurld Armament: 125mm smoothbore Autonomous range: Moscow-Berlin Propulsion: C2H50H Mighty T90 best TaHK in wurld. NATO we war yuo stronk! Country: The greatest goddamn country on Earth Type: M1a2 Abrams SUV Armament: conceiled 120mm (self defense only, we swear) Autonomous range: Fridge-couch Propulsion: V-TEC yo! Sorry bud, this don't meet freedom emission standards. Buy a HMMWV Ayre b tezik... my car is the gone habibi Country: Sveed'n Type: Lolvo 940 turbǒ Armament: privilege check scanner Autonomous range: North of 3.000.000 miles Propulsion: Uncertain, possibly indestructible alien Svedish tankarna är of bäst. FOKSVARET Sbry-123

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Poor EU

omDad Me nn Love Unclesl We are romil Vaffanculo I was much stronger with lira!! F--- this, I wanna quit... OUF Ich hate you! I hate you more!

omDad Me nn Love Unclesl We are romil Vaffanculo I was much stronger with lira!! F--- this, I wanna quit... OUF Ich hate you! I hate you more!

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Србија не!

Oh boy Srbija sure stronk but not rich! What am do now? c·ク Wait am know! If Srbja can not into maek monies from self, will maek from. KEBAB Myxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax AXAXXAXAXAX Heeeey, yuo! Kebab! Vhat yuo vant?! How many monie yuo give for accordion?

Oh boy Srbija sure stronk but not rich! What am do now? c·ク Wait am know! If Srbja can not into maek monies from self, will maek from. KEBAB Myxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax AXAXXAXAXAX Heeeey, yuo! Kebab! Vhat yuo vant?! How many monie yuo give for accordion?

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Can ever Turkey into Yurop?

Igivings you 2 options! Takings me in EU or takings refugees! What yuo doings??? What yuo wantings to eat little one? I wantings eat Polish food! Well, let goings uncle Polan zo! Yaaaay! whyyyyyyy

Igivings you 2 options! Takings me in EU or takings refugees! What yuo doings??? What yuo wantings to eat little one? I wantings eat Polish food! Well, let goings uncle Polan zo! Yaaaay! whyyyyyyy

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gud year m8

...and thæt why cooperation with European Uniøn is reason #45 why I haev better HDI thaen you and therefore æm more develop thæn you, silly kangaroo hæd. But Norway, if it's me who is less developped.. Why do YOU live in the past?

...and thæt why cooperation with European Uniøn is reason #45 why I haev better HDI thaen you and therefore æm more develop thæn you, silly kangaroo hæd. But Norway, if it's me who is less developped.. Why do YOU live in the past?

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America is Too Fat

MY COUNTRY, IHAVE TO BEAR FAST FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA IAM SO GREATI GREATNESS nake precislas cut so fat ANALLY ME SUM ROOM TO TO"WHEEZE REATHE OUT HENEI FELA THIS JOINT AN' IFI ater, faggon Hola fat gringo. Tu look ltle bit less gordo. Are yuo use Machas goods tosay healthy

MY COUNTRY, IHAVE TO BEAR FAST FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA IAM SO GREATI GREATNESS nake precislas cut so fat ANALLY ME SUM ROOM TO TO"WHEEZE REATHE OUT HENEI FELA THIS JOINT AN' IFI ater, faggon Hola fat gringo. Tu look ltle bit less gordo. Are yuo use Machas goods tosay healthy

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Expectation v Reality

ust a quick mission to bring some freedom to those to take you out for some steak and ketchup at Red Lobster k? a-rabs and I'll be back home EXPECTATION Honeyyy!!! Can you be a dear and grab me another bud? Tonight on faucx news-is the government trying to take your guns? REALITY ay eh, what? 亦 EXPECTATION just banter m8 u wot REALITY ordnung muss sein EXPECTATION REALITY

ust a quick mission to bring some freedom to those to take you out for some steak and ketchup at Red Lobster k? a-rabs and I'll be back home EXPECTATION Honeyyy!!! Can you be a dear and grab me another bud? Tonight on faucx news-is the government trying to take your guns? REALITY ay eh, what? 亦 EXPECTATION just banter m8 u wot REALITY ordnung muss sein EXPECTATION REALITY

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Jinkies!

Alright gang, let's into see who's behind all of this ^A That's right, it was me! I of was behind all it! And I would have got away with it too, if was not for yuo meddling govims! THE JEWS! Again? Seriously?! I have the feeling that all the episodes of this show are going to end the same way.

Alright gang, let's into see who's behind all of this ^A That's right, it was me! I of was behind all it! And I would have got away with it too, if was not for yuo meddling govims! THE JEWS! Again? Seriously?! I have the feeling that all the episodes of this show are going to end the same way.

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A world without Lithuania

I have the world most suicide rates! I cannot live with this shame anymore.. STOP! LITUANIA! Not commit this sin You will go to hell if suicide! Even if sometimes seems hopeless, life is worth living! Come on, my son, I show you how the world would be if you were never existed! With our together strength, we can into Nordic! And have more potato than can ever eat And are never invade by Russia! WE ARE THE GREATEST TWINS IN WORLD I am the Polish-Ukrainian Commonwealth! Since many century I am the greatest, stronkest and most glorious country that was ever knowed to Europe! such impress Hey Phil, do you ever "huff get the feeling that there should puff be some obscure East European "huff country playing basketball puff with us? No, never Me "huff neither Oops.+ Oh well, I doed my best. NAZI GERMANY! ere is old friend oh no what done

I have the world most suicide rates! I cannot live with this shame anymore.. STOP! LITUANIA! Not commit this sin You will go to hell if suicide! Even if sometimes seems hopeless, life is worth living! Come on, my son, I show you how the world would be if you were never existed! With our together strength, we can into Nordic! And have more potato than can ever eat And are never invade by Russia! WE ARE THE GREATEST TWINS IN WORLD I am the Polish-Ukrainian Commonwealth! Since many century I am the greatest, stronkest and most glorious country that was ever knowed to Europe! such impress Hey Phil, do you ever "huff get the feeling that there should puff be some obscure East European "huff country playing basketball puff with us? No, never Me "huff neither Oops.+ Oh well, I doed my best. NAZI GERMANY! ere is old friend oh no what done

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Euro Kultur

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Culture Thief

HON HON HON Francais culture is best culture! Frénch fries and le croissant best french food! France yuo is big liar! French fries are belong to me! Is not french even, is should called only fries Yes France, yuo am big stinky liar! Me origin the croissant, stop spreadings lie! -buut.. Food is no mâtter! Am still be home of best painting in world! French painting best painting! Not-a-true! Most of-a yuor-a paintings a-came from me! Get-a yuor own a-painters, France! Yuo is nothing but big stinky liar and culture thief! Stoppings of spead lie lies!

HON HON HON Francais culture is best culture! Frénch fries and le croissant best french food! France yuo is big liar! French fries are belong to me! Is not french even, is should called only fries Yes France, yuo am big stinky liar! Me origin the croissant, stop spreadings lie! -buut.. Food is no mâtter! Am still be home of best painting in world! French painting best painting! Not-a-true! Most of-a yuor-a paintings a-came from me! Get-a yuor own a-painters, France! Yuo is nothing but big stinky liar and culture thief! Stoppings of spead lie lies!

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Egypt Get Snow

Misr HOORAY! IS SNOW! hehehehehe.. hahahaha!!o HAHAHA!!

Misr HOORAY! IS SNOW! hehehehehe.. hahahaha!!o HAHAHA!!

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Libyan Reconciliation

Should we be friends again? ok hehehehehehehehehehehe BLOP eh? what was i doing? oh I remembers now. hallo little one yuo wantings jihad? not r--- me plox

Should we be friends again? ok hehehehehehehehehehehe BLOP eh? what was i doing? oh I remembers now. hallo little one yuo wantings jihad? not r--- me plox

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Empiretangle

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