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You choose Charmander, my grandson chooses Squirtle; Bulbasaur stays on my desk forever
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Monsters in you balls; not just an STD
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Ash! Take this Pikachu! But warning: 13 years later when there are 649 Pokemon, Team Rocket will still stalk you for your goddamn Pikachu!
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Richest person in world; still live with mother
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Treat you Pokemon with love and care; keep them in tiny balls and only let them out to fight
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
This Gym Leader's pokemon are weak to water types; but, hey, just use your strongest not like it matters
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Douchebag? My grandson is named douchebag?
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Invite 10 year olds to your "lab"; offer them balls
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
I came when i heard you beat the elite four
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Catch all 493 Pokemon; only use 6
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Shitballz? My grandson's name is shitballz?
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
In the millenia that humanity has existed, we've found 150 Pokemon. Within the first 5 years of your journey, Ash, we've discovered about 350 more
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Don't ride your bike indoors, I will find out immediately
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Is your mother still single? Go catch every Pokemon in the world
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Hey! Step away from that tall grass! Don't you know it's dangerous to walk fifteen feet away from your house?
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
He can't travel the world and capture pokemon, but he can get through victory road and the whole Elite 4 just to talk to you
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Cheer up. Have my balls.
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Krartan, you can't carry more items; but you can carry 500 more pokeballs!
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
You got all 151? There are now 493. Get back out there.
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Walk into hospital, completely free; lemonade costs 350, what the shit.
Professor Oak / Advice Oak