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Prevent theft

PREVENT THEFT LOCK YOUR CAR TAKE YOUR KEYS HIDE YOUR BELONGINGS FILL A DECOY PURSE WITH THOUSANDS OF ANGRY, POISONOUS BEES It takes <30 seconds for thieves to rob your car San Francisco Police Department 415-614-3400
PREVENT THEFT LOCK YOUR CAR TAKE YOUR KEYS HIDE YOUR BELONGINGS FILL A DECOY PURSE WITH THOUSANDS OF ANGRY, POISONOUS BEES It takes <30 seconds for thieves to rob your car San Francisco Police Department 415-614-3400

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Bro...

My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. /r/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and I'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations".
My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. /r/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and I'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations".

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Your choice!

Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Get married and have kids so instead of literally doing whatever you want all the time you can be forced to schedule every waking moment of your existence around ungrateful banshees who refuse to nap and won't stop eating your potato chips.
Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Get married and have kids so instead of literally doing whatever you want all the time you can be forced to schedule every waking moment of your existence around ungrateful banshees who refuse to nap and won't stop eating your potato chips.

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There's a word for everything

Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages Learn more English kakistocracy 过 noun government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state. "the danger is that this will reduce us to kakistocracy"
Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages Learn more English kakistocracy 过 noun government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state. "the danger is that this will reduce us to kakistocracy"

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It's not great

thefanagle 7h + La Croix is a low-vibration beverage that tastes like the federally mandated refreshment in the dystopian future where emotions are illegal. R this liquid 800 Q 68 73 ☑
thefanagle 7h + La Croix is a low-vibration beverage that tastes like the federally mandated refreshment in the dystopian future where emotions are illegal. R this liquid 800 Q 68 73 ☑

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Not sure about that one

Vince McMahon Once Said It Was 'Human Instinct' To Want To Eat Someone In A Wheelchair. There have been numerous
Vince McMahon Once Said It Was 'Human Instinct' To Want To Eat Someone In A Wheelchair. There have been numerous

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Imagine...

laura-blaise @BlaisinSquad imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on spotify to fall asleep to, that would be so fup
laura-blaise @BlaisinSquad imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on spotify to fall asleep to, that would be so fup

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Probably the tumor

One of my favorite games to play is "is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?"
One of my favorite games to play is "is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?"

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The things teachers do...

thomas @perfectsweeties i have no idea how teachers do it man. if i had to teach algebra to some jacka knowing he's gonna join a frat and harass girls for 4 years before before getting a job at his daddy's business where he listens to joe rogan podcasts and makes 3x my salary i would become the joker
thomas @perfectsweeties i have no idea how teachers do it man. if i had to teach algebra to some jacka knowing he's gonna join a frat and harass girls for 4 years before before getting a job at his daddy's business where he listens to joe rogan podcasts and makes 3x my salary i would become the joker

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Pigeons

Ron Iver @ronnui Losing my mind over the idea that pigeons existed before cities. Like can you imagine pigeons just hanging out in a forest? Eating bugs instead of gutter bagels? I personally just don't buy it. 9:23 AM 5/16/20 Twitter for Android •
Ron Iver @ronnui Losing my mind over the idea that pigeons existed before cities. Like can you imagine pigeons just hanging out in a forest? Eating bugs instead of gutter bagels? I personally just don't buy it. 9:23 AM 5/16/20 Twitter for Android •

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He didn't lie

@Ashrooooff I'll never forgive the kid who told me I had my s lined up like the Pizza Hut logo in front of everyone. F you Marcus. Dizza Hut
@Ashrooooff I'll never forgive the kid who told me I had my s lined up like the Pizza Hut logo in front of everyone. F you Marcus. Dizza Hut

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Oh...

THE MONESTORE yeff @yephph |- What does this even mean to me Hello Jeffrey, Unfortunately due to company policy, we are unable to offer positions to people with the name Jeffrey since it will not work with our database schema 4:03 AM - 12 Apr 20 - Twitter Web App 1,273 Retweets 19.6K Likes 27 бо
THE MONESTORE yeff @yephph |- What does this even mean to me Hello Jeffrey, Unfortunately due to company policy, we are unable to offer positions to people with the name Jeffrey since it will not work with our database schema 4:03 AM - 12 Apr 20 - Twitter Web App 1,273 Retweets 19.6K Likes 27 бо

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Mind your own business

ORA Red Forman, Foot-in-a Breaker @bayoulejeune "That's a girl drink." Okay Brock. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I'm drinking a fruit smoothie that'll have me fup beyond recognition in 15 minutes. It's called efficiency
ORA Red Forman, Foot-in-a Breaker @bayoulejeune "That's a girl drink." Okay Brock. Enjoy your 5% bread flavored soda. I'm drinking a fruit smoothie that'll have me fup beyond recognition in 15 minutes. It's called efficiency

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Uh oh, I have no socks

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.

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He isn't wrong

Motherf Tip #32: If you accidentally scratch someone's car, write a note in shaky handwriting saying you are 7 years old and fell off your bike. Then leave $5 saying it's all you had. You're welcome. 2.3M 8944 8944 comments × just_a_regular_doctor And that person is probably gonna post a pic of the note on reddit and get 50k likes thinking it was wholesome 3/19 Reply 114.7K
Motherf Tip #32: If you accidentally scratch someone's car, write a note in shaky handwriting saying you are 7 years old and fell off your bike. Then leave $5 saying it's all you had. You're welcome. 2.3M 8944 8944 comments × just_a_regular_doctor And that person is probably gonna post a pic of the note on reddit and get 50k likes thinking it was wholesome 3/19 Reply 114.7K

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Please

sunflower I miss how Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network only aired commercials aimed at kids. I wish there was an option for that on Hulu and Youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology
sunflower I miss how Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network only aired commercials aimed at kids. I wish there was an option for that on Hulu and Youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology

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We need more options

Slapboy the Greatest @SlapboyTG There should be more options for donating your corpse after you die. What if I don't want to donate my body to science? Why can't I donate it to a struggling music program so they can use my ribs as xylophones? Or a down and out farmer that needs a new scarecrow? Give me options. 11:41 AM 2/1/23 •
Slapboy the Greatest @SlapboyTG There should be more options for donating your corpse after you die. What if I don't want to donate my body to science? Why can't I donate it to a struggling music program so they can use my ribs as xylophones? Or a down and out farmer that needs a new scarecrow? Give me options. 11:41 AM 2/1/23 •

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What a guy

Birds with threatening auras All Star Bird 12h. Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40 By Nic White For Daily Mail Australia 05:26 08 Feb 2018, updated 12:23 08 Feb 2018 158 K 695 @thedayroomshines 22 K
Birds with threatening auras All Star Bird 12h. Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40 By Nic White For Daily Mail Australia 05:26 08 Feb 2018, updated 12:23 08 Feb 2018 158 K 695 @thedayroomshines 22 K

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I'd watch it

7 hours ago near ·蕊 Game Show Idea: 11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars. Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.
7 hours ago near ·蕊 Game Show Idea: 11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars. Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.

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It's a terrible experience

Legacy Russell @LegacyRussell have you ever tried to copy and paste text from a PDF it's like scraping plastic off a frying pan
Legacy Russell @LegacyRussell have you ever tried to copy and paste text from a PDF it's like scraping plastic off a frying pan

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