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Twelve Foot Skeleton @shannonmstirone I just got all my divorce paperwork in the mail and it came with an post it note from my lawyer "there's a note from the judge, he thought it was weird that you only took the toaster and no money." If I ever write a memoir I'll have a chapter on how much I love this toaster 1:03 03 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone

Twelve Foot Skeleton @shannonmstirone I just got all my divorce paperwork in the mail and it came with an post it note from my lawyer "there's a note from the judge, he thought it was weird that you only took the toaster and no money." If I ever write a memoir I'll have a chapter on how much I love this toaster 1:03 03 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone

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No Thank You

I think Timothee Chalamet and his sister look like super rich European kids who you'd run into at a fashion show and look simultaneously super confident and super nervous to ask you to you to join their weird high-end sex cult

I think Timothee Chalamet and his sister look like super rich European kids who you'd run into at a fashion show and look simultaneously super confident and super nervous to ask you to you to join their weird high-end sex cult

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Hinge-Lover

Anthony Carboni @acarboni Me: *watches a single YouTube tutorial so I can fix my door hinge* YouTube: WHAT'S UP, HINGE- LOVER? HERE ARE THE TOP 1000 VIDEOS FROM THE HINGER COMMUNITY THIS WEEK. CHECK OUT THIS TRENDING HINGE CONTENT FROM ENGAGING HINGEFLUENCERS

Anthony Carboni @acarboni Me: *watches a single YouTube tutorial so I can fix my door hinge* YouTube: WHAT'S UP, HINGE- LOVER? HERE ARE THE TOP 1000 VIDEOS FROM THE HINGER COMMUNITY THIS WEEK. CHECK OUT THIS TRENDING HINGE CONTENT FROM ENGAGING HINGEFLUENCERS

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"The Worst She Can Say Is No"

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Maybe Find Some New Hobbies

normal-horoscopes Me: "MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS" 7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]

normal-horoscopes Me: "MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS" 7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]

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My New Post-Death Plans

My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. /r/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and I'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations".

My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. /r/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and I'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations".

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They Really Do Though

Patrick Hastie @PatrickHa.... 57m My wife and I made custom skaters on Tony Hawk and we look like a couple who got arrested because our baby died.

Patrick Hastie @PatrickHa.... 57m My wife and I made custom skaters on Tony Hawk and we look like a couple who got arrested because our baby died.

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Mushrooms

Jewish Space Laser @goulcher can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week 8:36 AM 2021-02-23 Twitter for Android 26.7K Retweets 725 Quote Tweets 181K Likes PI

Jewish Space Laser @goulcher can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week 8:36 AM 2021-02-23 Twitter for Android 26.7K Retweets 725 Quote Tweets 181K Likes PI

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They'll Never Expect Me

carter @carterhambley [bank drive-thru window] Me: [in italian] I'd a like-a to make-a da deposit Bank Teller: HEY BUDDY I REMEMBER YOU Me: [frantically pouring marinara sauce into the vaccum tube] Bank Teller: GODDAMNIT IT'S HIM AGAIN

carter @carterhambley [bank drive-thru window] Me: [in italian] I'd a like-a to make-a da deposit Bank Teller: HEY BUDDY I REMEMBER YOU Me: [frantically pouring marinara sauce into the vaccum tube] Bank Teller: GODDAMNIT IT'S HIM AGAIN

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What Time Travel Is For

Wanna take my ps5 back to 1935 and absolutely ruin 10 year old Margaret Thatcher's entire concept of reality by making her play 5 minutes of Doom Eternal 2:25 AM - 6/11/22 Twitter for Android

Wanna take my ps5 back to 1935 and absolutely ruin 10 year old Margaret Thatcher's entire concept of reality by making her play 5 minutes of Doom Eternal 2:25 AM - 6/11/22 Twitter for Android

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Hmmm....

Q Search i was bullied by a group of guys in middle and high school and i never got to resolve it because they all died in a trailer fire 3 1d Wow Reply that escalated quickly 5m Like Reply i know it sounds like i killed them but hah they went on a bender, passed out, and a faulty space heater caught on fire 4m Like Reply i know it sounds like i killed them but nah they went on a "bender", "passed out", and a "faulty space heater" "caught on fire" Just now Like Reply

Q Search i was bullied by a group of guys in middle and high school and i never got to resolve it because they all died in a trailer fire 3 1d Wow Reply that escalated quickly 5m Like Reply i know it sounds like i killed them but hah they went on a bender, passed out, and a faulty space heater caught on fire 4m Like Reply i know it sounds like i killed them but nah they went on a "bender", "passed out", and a "faulty space heater" "caught on fire" Just now Like Reply

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A Sure Sign of Loneliness

thom @athomaton When I grow up I want at least a dozen roombas buzzing around my apartment 24 hours a day. Just a symphony of robotic chaos and cleanliness. They'd each have a name and I'd dump a box of Cheerios on the floor for them twice a day for breakfast and dinner.

thom @athomaton When I grow up I want at least a dozen roombas buzzing around my apartment 24 hours a day. Just a symphony of robotic chaos and cleanliness. They'd each have a name and I'd dump a box of Cheerios on the floor for them twice a day for breakfast and dinner.

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Everyone Hates Brian

Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.

Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.

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The Squad Wants What The Squad Wants

@nightfilm children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said "where's your cat. i know he's in there we see him in the windows and he's real fat." idk what to do here 4/14/18, 11:19 AM

@nightfilm children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said "where's your cat. i know he's in there we see him in the windows and he's real fat." idk what to do here 4/14/18, 11:19 AM

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Specific Request

hdnrjxk • 7h Helper [2] You're an adult male with natural urges. If she caught you with a gerbil up your ass, wearing a baby doll dress while choking on a 12 inch dildo then maaaybe it would need some explanation or at least a quick chat. She caught you knocking one out. It'll pass. I wouldn't say anything. G Reply 1 914 TBC_BigMan · 6h 4 r/oddlyspecific G & 387 ImAlways-Irrelevant · 1h include me in the screen shot!

hdnrjxk • 7h Helper [2] You're an adult male with natural urges. If she caught you with a gerbil up your ass, wearing a baby doll dress while choking on a 12 inch dildo then maaaybe it would need some explanation or at least a quick chat. She caught you knocking one out. It'll pass. I wouldn't say anything. G Reply 1 914 TBC_BigMan · 6h 4 r/oddlyspecific G & 387 ImAlways-Irrelevant · 1h include me in the screen shot!

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No,

r/questions u/UnofficalNerd · 8h Hypothetically, if you were in a relationship for 6 months, 15 days, 4 hours and 17 seconds, only to discover she's your biological sister, would you still continue to date her? 4 16 3 18 Share +Award

r/questions u/UnofficalNerd · 8h Hypothetically, if you were in a relationship for 6 months, 15 days, 4 hours and 17 seconds, only to discover she's your biological sister, would you still continue to date her? 4 16 3 18 Share +Award

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