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My New Worst Fear


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'Murica


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Make This Happen

snake plissken @orionn_ they should not give cops horses. give those horses to postal workers so i can sit out on my porch drinking iced tea and then a guy rides up on a horse and says "hey pal, got a letter for you here"
snake plissken @orionn_ they should not give cops horses. give those horses to postal workers so i can sit out on my porch drinking iced tea and then a guy rides up on a horse and says "hey pal, got a letter for you here"

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Just Take A Private Car

when we say "eat the rich," we don't mean your friend who makes 70k/year, we mean my friend's ex who had a $300 million trust fund who once asked me why I was taking the subway home from a dinner with them, then said you should always take a private car home when it's raining 9:08 AM 24 Jul 20 · Twitter for iPhone
when we say "eat the rich," we don't mean your friend who makes 70k/year, we mean my friend's ex who had a $300 million trust fund who once asked me why I was taking the subway home from a dinner with them, then said you should always take a private car home when it's raining 9:08 AM 24 Jul 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Stop Overthinking It

Veronica @VeronicaRuckh When you're texting a dude and he seems into the convo, initiating, asking questions, but takes like 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you're like W-- DOES THIS MEAN WHAT ARE THESE GAMES? They're video games. He's texting you in between rounds of video games.
Veronica @VeronicaRuckh When you're texting a dude and he seems into the convo, initiating, asking questions, but takes like 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you're like W-- DOES THIS MEAN WHAT ARE THESE GAMES? They're video games. He's texting you in between rounds of video games.

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Are Ya Ready Kids?

Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact when you die your voice is added to the chorus of children yelling "aye aye captain" in the spongebob intro 1:52 02 Jul 19 TweetDeck 19.9K Retweets 79.4K Likes 8
Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact when you die your voice is added to the chorus of children yelling "aye aye captain" in the spongebob intro 1:52 02 Jul 19 TweetDeck 19.9K Retweets 79.4K Likes 8

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The Wrong Generation

f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys i was born in the wrong generation...wish i could've been created as a chain of amino acids floating aimlessly in water during the biochemical creation of living organisms 7:53 AM 06 Mar 18 >
f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys i was born in the wrong generation...wish i could've been created as a chain of amino acids floating aimlessly in water during the biochemical creation of living organisms 7:53 AM 06 Mar 18 >

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Pretty Accurate

Popeye's Chic-Fil-A ... Okay let me break it down for the people who haven't had a chicken sandwich from either Chick-fil-A or Popeyes. Chick-fil-A's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by a white woman named Sarah who grew up around black people. The flavor is definitely there, but Sarah cares about your cholesterol so she's carefu about the breading and grease content. Popeye's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by an older black lady named Lucille that serves on the usher board and has 12 grandkids that call her "Madea." Madea don't give a s--- about your cholesterol because God's in control. I hope this helps.
Popeye's Chic-Fil-A ... Okay let me break it down for the people who haven't had a chicken sandwich from either Chick-fil-A or Popeyes. Chick-fil-A's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by a white woman named Sarah who grew up around black people. The flavor is definitely there, but Sarah cares about your cholesterol so she's carefu about the breading and grease content. Popeye's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by an older black lady named Lucille that serves on the usher board and has 12 grandkids that call her "Madea." Madea don't give a s--- about your cholesterol because God's in control. I hope this helps.

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New Career Option


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Good Plan


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Who Relates?


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Why Were You Thinking About This in the First Place?

literary agent needing jerk @rajandelman If I were a human bone trying to escape the body, l'd probably wait until the person was eating a chicken wing, then try to slip out through the mouth. Let them think l'm just part of the wing they ate. By the time they figure it out, I'm long gone 5:16 · 01 Sep 21· Twitter for Android
literary agent needing jerk @rajandelman If I were a human bone trying to escape the body, l'd probably wait until the person was eating a chicken wing, then try to slip out through the mouth. Let them think l'm just part of the wing they ate. By the time they figure it out, I'm long gone 5:16 · 01 Sep 21· Twitter for Android

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They're Not Wrong

LAQUINTA INNS & SUITES Dogs are welcome in this Hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture...So, if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. The Management!
LAQUINTA INNS & SUITES Dogs are welcome in this Hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture...So, if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. The Management!

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Breaking Badger

American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside. © Marc Baldwin
American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside. © Marc Baldwin

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What Happened Here?

CHAINSAWS AND THE USE OF CHAINSAWS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED ON THIS BEACH Sunderland City Council Property of Sunderland City Council Contact Ne 0191 553 2828
CHAINSAWS AND THE USE OF CHAINSAWS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED ON THIS BEACH Sunderland City Council Property of Sunderland City Council Contact Ne 0191 553 2828

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