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normal-horoscopes Me: "MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS" 7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]
normal-horoscopes Me: "MAN YOU SUCK AT THIS" 7 foot tall fairy creature I trapped in a salt circle and forced to play smash bros: [Slurs in ancient welsh]

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My New Post-Death Plans

My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. /r/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and I'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations".
My (36F) husband (41M) has some disturbing requests for after he's passed away. /r/all Relationships This one is really bizarre, and I'm sorry ahead of time. My husband of 12 years has had some medical problems recently. The topic about end of life plans came up, and I asked if he wanted to be buried. He didn't want that. Nor did he want to be cremated. My husband wants me to have his skull taken from his body and cleaned. Then he wants that skull put on the mantelpiece in the living room. The rest of his body he wants sent to one of those places that makes the gems out of bodies and made into two blue diamonds. He then wants those gems to be put in the eye socket of the skull to look like eyes. Then he can "watch the family home" and "be passed down through the generations".

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They Really Do Though

Patrick Hastie @PatrickHa.... 57m My wife and I made custom skaters on Tony Hawk and we look like a couple who got arrested because our baby died.
Patrick Hastie @PatrickHa.... 57m My wife and I made custom skaters on Tony Hawk and we look like a couple who got arrested because our baby died.

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Mushrooms

Jewish Space Laser @goulcher can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week 8:36 AM 2021-02-23 Twitter for Android 26.7K Retweets 725 Quote Tweets 181K Likes PI
Jewish Space Laser @goulcher can't stop thinking about people that first ate mushrooms they found and just had to go through trial and error of like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Brian immediately and this one makes you see God for a week 8:36 AM 2021-02-23 Twitter for Android 26.7K Retweets 725 Quote Tweets 181K Likes PI

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They'll Never Expect Me

carter @carterhambley [bank drive-thru window] Me: [in italian] I'd a like-a to make-a da deposit Bank Teller: HEY BUDDY I REMEMBER YOU Me: [frantically pouring marinara sauce into the vaccum tube] Bank Teller: GODDAMNIT IT'S HIM AGAIN
carter @carterhambley [bank drive-thru window] Me: [in italian] I'd a like-a to make-a da deposit Bank Teller: HEY BUDDY I REMEMBER YOU Me: [frantically pouring marinara sauce into the vaccum tube] Bank Teller: GODDAMNIT IT'S HIM AGAIN

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What Time Travel Is For

Wanna take my ps5 back to 1935 and absolutely ruin 10 year old Margaret Thatcher's entire concept of reality by making her play 5 minutes of Doom Eternal 2:25 AM - 6/11/22 Twitter for Android
Wanna take my ps5 back to 1935 and absolutely ruin 10 year old Margaret Thatcher's entire concept of reality by making her play 5 minutes of Doom Eternal 2:25 AM - 6/11/22 Twitter for Android

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Hmmm....

Q Search i was bullied by a group of guys in middle and high school and i never got to resolve it because they all died in a trailer fire 3 1d Wow Reply that escalated quickly 5m Like Reply i know it sounds like i killed them but hah they went on a bender, passed out, and a faulty space heater caught on fire 4m Like Reply i know it sounds like i killed them but nah they went on a "bender", "passed out", and a "faulty space heater" "caught on fire" Just now Like Reply
Q Search i was bullied by a group of guys in middle and high school and i never got to resolve it because they all died in a trailer fire 3 1d Wow Reply that escalated quickly 5m Like Reply i know it sounds like i killed them but hah they went on a bender, passed out, and a faulty space heater caught on fire 4m Like Reply i know it sounds like i killed them but nah they went on a "bender", "passed out", and a "faulty space heater" "caught on fire" Just now Like Reply

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A Sure Sign of Loneliness

thom @athomaton When I grow up I want at least a dozen roombas buzzing around my apartment 24 hours a day. Just a symphony of robotic chaos and cleanliness. They'd each have a name and I'd dump a box of Cheerios on the floor for them twice a day for breakfast and dinner.
thom @athomaton When I grow up I want at least a dozen roombas buzzing around my apartment 24 hours a day. Just a symphony of robotic chaos and cleanliness. They'd each have a name and I'd dump a box of Cheerios on the floor for them twice a day for breakfast and dinner.

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Everyone Hates Brian

Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
Ceej @ceejoyner Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.

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The Squad Wants What The Squad Wants

@nightfilm children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said "where's your cat. i know he's in there we see him in the windows and he's real fat." idk what to do here 4/14/18, 11:19 AM
@nightfilm children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said "where's your cat. i know he's in there we see him in the windows and he's real fat." idk what to do here 4/14/18, 11:19 AM

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Specific Request

hdnrjxk • 7h Helper [2] You're an adult male with natural urges. If she caught you with a gerbil up your ass, wearing a baby doll dress while choking on a 12 inch dildo then maaaybe it would need some explanation or at least a quick chat. She caught you knocking one out. It'll pass. I wouldn't say anything. G Reply 1 914 TBC_BigMan · 6h 4 r/oddlyspecific G & 387 ImAlways-Irrelevant · 1h include me in the screen shot!
hdnrjxk • 7h Helper [2] You're an adult male with natural urges. If she caught you with a gerbil up your ass, wearing a baby doll dress while choking on a 12 inch dildo then maaaybe it would need some explanation or at least a quick chat. She caught you knocking one out. It'll pass. I wouldn't say anything. G Reply 1 914 TBC_BigMan · 6h 4 r/oddlyspecific G & 387 ImAlways-Irrelevant · 1h include me in the screen shot!

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No,

r/questions u/UnofficalNerd · 8h Hypothetically, if you were in a relationship for 6 months, 15 days, 4 hours and 17 seconds, only to discover she's your biological sister, would you still continue to date her? 4 16 3 18 Share +Award
r/questions u/UnofficalNerd · 8h Hypothetically, if you were in a relationship for 6 months, 15 days, 4 hours and 17 seconds, only to discover she's your biological sister, would you still continue to date her? 4 16 3 18 Share +Award

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Very True

Black Rain Frogs sound like squeaky toys and look like angry avocados i
Black Rain Frogs sound like squeaky toys and look like angry avocados i

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Interesting Insult

O @mannyfidel · 4m when I went to bed zoe kravitz was a media darling but by the time I woke up twitter had packed her up and smoked her out of a cherry-flavored backwoods wrap purchased in a gas station at a rest stop in manny ohio 27 1 10
O @mannyfidel · 4m when I went to bed zoe kravitz was a media darling but by the time I woke up twitter had packed her up and smoked her out of a cherry-flavored backwoods wrap purchased in a gas station at a rest stop in manny ohio 27 1 10

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New Genre

List by Montenore Updated 13 hours ago DECADE V GENRE V SERVICE v Sort by LIST ORDER Movies that were released in 2021 in which Benedict Cumberbatch puts on an American accent and has a Strange relationship with a boy in his late teens named Peter who has a dead dad, telling the boy at some point in the film not to call him "sir" THE POWER 0.0 SPIDER MAM N. ly e
List by Montenore Updated 13 hours ago DECADE V GENRE V SERVICE v Sort by LIST ORDER Movies that were released in 2021 in which Benedict Cumberbatch puts on an American accent and has a Strange relationship with a boy in his late teens named Peter who has a dead dad, telling the boy at some point in the film not to call him "sir" THE POWER 0.0 SPIDER MAM N. ly e

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Understandable Desire

I ONLY WANT 3 CHICKENS. DONT TUDGE ME!
I ONLY WANT 3 CHICKENS. DONT TUDGE ME!

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Yes, Daily

yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years
yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years

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Widely Used Abbreviations

WANZPLA? Want to play? – Far-fetched and fantasy Message about/from someone sad because he or she has a large nose :-( I am laughing so hard that I did not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from my lip :-D* Message about/from someone who has just realized that they have a tapeworm >8-0-(&) -oE]:- Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays 75
WANZPLA? Want to play? – Far-fetched and fantasy Message about/from someone sad because he or she has a large nose :-( I am laughing so hard that I did not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from my lip :-D* Message about/from someone who has just realized that they have a tapeworm >8-0-(&) -oE]:- Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays 75

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Go To Bar Order

E Tyler Maltby @mops16_ Theard a girl at the bar last night drunkenly ask the bartender "what's the closest drink you guys have to a chicken nugget."
E Tyler Maltby @mops16_ Theard a girl at the bar last night drunkenly ask the bartender "what's the closest drink you guys have to a chicken nugget."

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An Interesting Hypothetical

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don't know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower case t's started hurting. 10:47 PM · 01 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don't know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower case t's started hurting. 10:47 PM · 01 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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