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Stop Overthinking It

Veronica @VeronicaRuckh When you're texting a dude and he seems into the convo, initiating, asking questions, but takes like 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you're like W-- DOES THIS MEAN WHAT ARE THESE GAMES? They're video games. He's texting you in between rounds of video games.
Veronica @VeronicaRuckh When you're texting a dude and he seems into the convo, initiating, asking questions, but takes like 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you're like W-- DOES THIS MEAN WHAT ARE THESE GAMES? They're video games. He's texting you in between rounds of video games.

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Are Ya Ready Kids?

Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact when you die your voice is added to the chorus of children yelling "aye aye captain" in the spongebob intro 1:52 02 Jul 19 TweetDeck 19.9K Retweets 79.4K Likes 8
Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact when you die your voice is added to the chorus of children yelling "aye aye captain" in the spongebob intro 1:52 02 Jul 19 TweetDeck 19.9K Retweets 79.4K Likes 8

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The Wrong Generation

f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys i was born in the wrong generation...wish i could've been created as a chain of amino acids floating aimlessly in water during the biochemical creation of living organisms 7:53 AM 06 Mar 18 >
f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys i was born in the wrong generation...wish i could've been created as a chain of amino acids floating aimlessly in water during the biochemical creation of living organisms 7:53 AM 06 Mar 18 >

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Pretty Accurate

Popeye's Chic-Fil-A ... Okay let me break it down for the people who haven't had a chicken sandwich from either Chick-fil-A or Popeyes. Chick-fil-A's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by a white woman named Sarah who grew up around black people. The flavor is definitely there, but Sarah cares about your cholesterol so she's carefu about the breading and grease content. Popeye's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by an older black lady named Lucille that serves on the usher board and has 12 grandkids that call her "Madea." Madea don't give a s--- about your cholesterol because God's in control. I hope this helps.
Popeye's Chic-Fil-A ... Okay let me break it down for the people who haven't had a chicken sandwich from either Chick-fil-A or Popeyes. Chick-fil-A's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by a white woman named Sarah who grew up around black people. The flavor is definitely there, but Sarah cares about your cholesterol so she's carefu about the breading and grease content. Popeye's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by an older black lady named Lucille that serves on the usher board and has 12 grandkids that call her "Madea." Madea don't give a s--- about your cholesterol because God's in control. I hope this helps.

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New Career Option


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Good Plan


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Who Relates?


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Why Were You Thinking About This in the First Place?

literary agent needing jerk @rajandelman If I were a human bone trying to escape the body, l'd probably wait until the person was eating a chicken wing, then try to slip out through the mouth. Let them think l'm just part of the wing they ate. By the time they figure it out, I'm long gone 5:16 · 01 Sep 21· Twitter for Android
literary agent needing jerk @rajandelman If I were a human bone trying to escape the body, l'd probably wait until the person was eating a chicken wing, then try to slip out through the mouth. Let them think l'm just part of the wing they ate. By the time they figure it out, I'm long gone 5:16 · 01 Sep 21· Twitter for Android

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They're Not Wrong

LAQUINTA INNS & SUITES Dogs are welcome in this Hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture...So, if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. The Management!
LAQUINTA INNS & SUITES Dogs are welcome in this Hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture...So, if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. The Management!

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Breaking Badger

American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside. © Marc Baldwin
American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit. European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside. © Marc Baldwin

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What Happened Here?

CHAINSAWS AND THE USE OF CHAINSAWS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED ON THIS BEACH Sunderland City Council Property of Sunderland City Council Contact Ne 0191 553 2828
CHAINSAWS AND THE USE OF CHAINSAWS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED ON THIS BEACH Sunderland City Council Property of Sunderland City Council Contact Ne 0191 553 2828

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Rachel Really Did the Math

stealthboy So it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity Rachel I am begging you it is 2:30 in the morning
stealthboy So it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity Rachel I am begging you it is 2:30 in the morning

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Banana Peppers

1 Cheese Pizza (Mediun) 9.99 1.25 Hho le 0lives 1.25 Hhole Green Peppers Qustomer Reguest: I put green peppers but dont actually want then. I want banara pegpers instead but they arent listed and I dont want the unconfortable Scenario of adding a topping in the comments but not paying for it and then youre all "this ae is going off menu and expects free banana peppers". In not that guy. Anyway, to sun up; no green peppers as listed in the togpings for this pizza, substitute banana pegpers. Also, I prefer to call them pepperancinis but I fear the obvtous peperoncinioeperoni nix up. Keep it real you gloriaus
1 Cheese Pizza (Mediun) 9.99 1.25 Hho le 0lives 1.25 Hhole Green Peppers Qustomer Reguest: I put green peppers but dont actually want then. I want banara pegpers instead but they arent listed and I dont want the unconfortable Scenario of adding a topping in the comments but not paying for it and then youre all "this ae is going off menu and expects free banana peppers". In not that guy. Anyway, to sun up; no green peppers as listed in the togpings for this pizza, substitute banana pegpers. Also, I prefer to call them pepperancinis but I fear the obvtous peperoncinioeperoni nix up. Keep it real you gloriaus

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No Trees Allowed

Any good anime without trees? What to Watch? Pretty much what the title asks, I am looking for an anime with no trees. A general lack of plant life is preferred but as long as there are no trees it should be ok. Here is what I have already seen Thanks
Any good anime without trees? What to Watch? Pretty much what the title asks, I am looking for an anime with no trees. A general lack of plant life is preferred but as long as there are no trees it should be ok. Here is what I have already seen Thanks

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Simple Job Requirements

Chester Fritz Library Wanted: Someone to climb into this hole in the library for us. Job requirements: -limber -trusting -has not read The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe
Chester Fritz Library Wanted: Someone to climb into this hole in the library for us. Job requirements: -limber -trusting -has not read The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe

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Therapy

Slouchy Felix @SlothSlouch "I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says. "Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer. 2:13 PM · 6/1/21 · Twitter Web App
Slouchy Felix @SlothSlouch "I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says. "Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer. 2:13 PM · 6/1/21 · Twitter Web App

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Is This a Recycling Ad?

You finish your smoothie. "Delicious", you think. "What a drink". But the empty bottle remains. Your pockets are full. You won't chuck it on the floor. You're not a monster. But there aren't any recycling bins about. So you keep it with you. You name it. Befriend it. Find out what makes it tick. Share your hopes and dreams. And then stick it in the next recycling bin you see. It knows too much.
You finish your smoothie. "Delicious", you think. "What a drink". But the empty bottle remains. Your pockets are full. You won't chuck it on the floor. You're not a monster. But there aren't any recycling bins about. So you keep it with you. You name it. Befriend it. Find out what makes it tick. Share your hopes and dreams. And then stick it in the next recycling bin you see. It knows too much.

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Show This to the FBI

asked a question in The Sims 4 Community. 14h Easy ways to kill a husband? (I cannot drown him) 00 668 313 Answers O Like 2Answer Inject insulin under his tounge that way the mark will never be found, then drive the body 2 hours away from your house that way you're outside the geographical profile, then dig a hole 12 feet deep and put his body in it, fill halfway then put a dead animal and cover it, that way if they bring dogs the dogs will just alert to a dead animal. If the cops so happen to find the body, they will run a tox screen to see if there were any drugs involved. Insulin wont show up on a normal tox screen, and if they specifically Test for insulin then they will assume that it was undiagnosed diabetes. Oh.you meant a sim.oops Like Reply 132 00
asked a question in The Sims 4 Community. 14h Easy ways to kill a husband? (I cannot drown him) 00 668 313 Answers O Like 2Answer Inject insulin under his tounge that way the mark will never be found, then drive the body 2 hours away from your house that way you're outside the geographical profile, then dig a hole 12 feet deep and put his body in it, fill halfway then put a dead animal and cover it, that way if they bring dogs the dogs will just alert to a dead animal. If the cops so happen to find the body, they will run a tox screen to see if there were any drugs involved. Insulin wont show up on a normal tox screen, and if they specifically Test for insulin then they will assume that it was undiagnosed diabetes. Oh.you meant a sim.oops Like Reply 132 00

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That's Dark

when ur drunk at the party and the cutie you've been crushing on for the past couple of months starts making out with some rando in their 30's and even though u know that u have no right to be upset over unreciprocated infatuation, u still begin to deeply dissociate, because in having the realization that ur emotional reaction is both immature and unfair towards the person that u claim to have affection towards, u are sent into an infinitely descending pit of upsetting self-reflection, revealing an abyss of divide between the person you are and the person you believe and assert yourself to be Blu Pabst Blue Ribbon REER
when ur drunk at the party and the cutie you've been crushing on for the past couple of months starts making out with some rando in their 30's and even though u know that u have no right to be upset over unreciprocated infatuation, u still begin to deeply dissociate, because in having the realization that ur emotional reaction is both immature and unfair towards the person that u claim to have affection towards, u are sent into an infinitely descending pit of upsetting self-reflection, revealing an abyss of divide between the person you are and the person you believe and assert yourself to be Blu Pabst Blue Ribbon REER

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You Have to Accept This

EAT Turing Police @turing_police you have to come to terms with the fact that realistically in a post apocalyptic world theres a 99% chance youll die from diarrhea after drinking bad water and you will never get a chance to wear football armor and make a machete out of duct tape and a lawnmower blade or whatever 12/29/19, 10:59 AM
EAT Turing Police @turing_police you have to come to terms with the fact that realistically in a post apocalyptic world theres a 99% chance youll die from diarrhea after drinking bad water and you will never get a chance to wear football armor and make a machete out of duct tape and a lawnmower blade or whatever 12/29/19, 10:59 AM

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