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Never half-ass two things.Whole ass one thing

Never half-ass two things.Whole ass one thing

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Swanson on Applause

Don't start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.

Don't start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.

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I Hate Everything

HATE EVERYTHING

HATE EVERYTHING

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Ron Fucking Swanson

I was born ready. l'm Ron F------ Swanson.

I was born ready. l'm Ron F------ Swanson.

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Not to worry, I have a permit

Not to worry have a permit I can do what I want. Ron

Not to worry have a permit I can do what I want. Ron

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Why Government Matters

23 LAUREN WAS SUPPOSED TO DO A PAPER 23 ON WHY GOVERNMENT MATTERS THIS IS WHAT SHE WROT A-WHY GOVERNMENT MATTERS [laughs] WELL SAID

23 LAUREN WAS SUPPOSED TO DO A PAPER 23 ON WHY GOVERNMENT MATTERS THIS IS WHAT SHE WROT A-WHY GOVERNMENT MATTERS [laughs] WELL SAID

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Ron, would you like some salad? Since l am not a rabbit, no I do not

Ron, would you like some salad? Since l am not a rabbit, no I do not

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CHARLES MULLIGAN'S STFAK HOUSE CHARLES MULLIGAN ORLD'S BARE-KNUCKLE CHAMPION RIDIAN STREET S, INDIANA

CHARLES MULLIGAN'S STFAK HOUSE CHARLES MULLIGAN ORLD'S BARE-KNUCKLE CHAMPION RIDIAN STREET S, INDIANA

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There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats. Waiter: Salad is traditionally the first course at a wedding. Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?

There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats. Waiter: Salad is traditionally the first course at a wedding. Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?

For the last 3 years, I have served as the troop leader of the Pawnee Rangers. as This ndboo 1. BE A MAN. I wrote the whole thing myself

For the last 3 years, I have served as the troop leader of the Pawnee Rangers. as This ndboo 1. BE A MAN. I wrote the whole thing myself

1 despise him and ewethina that hu does Politically、no、 I dont support Chavez. On the other hand, this is swect ass n.

1 despise him and ewethina that hu does Politically、no、 I dont support Chavez. On the other hand, this is swect ass n.

JBEREY

JBEREY

AcCsM 6/M NOTHIN6 32 noto

AcCsM 6/M NOTHIN6 32 noto

RON SWANSON

RON SWANSON

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait. wait.I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What U said wass Give me all the bacon and eggs you have Do you understand?

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait. wait.I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What U said wass Give me all the bacon and eggs you have Do you understand?

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HONOR you need it defined you don't have it AMERICA BUFFETS The anly country that matters. if you want to Whenever available Choose quanhity or a ham radio WOOD WORKING AVOIDANCE WEAPONS WELFARE TEAMWORK SELFISHNESS HAIRCUTS GREATNESS TSELF The best revenge. 3 acceptable styles: Work your life d dn Take what's yours High and Tight, Crew Cut & Buzz Cut t..IT DOES DISCIPLINE ATTIRE SELF-RELIANCE SUSPICION SKIM MILK The ability to repeat aShorts over 6"are boring thing over andoripants Short Do not trus anyone ehe That's right 's on here twice. Avoid it. under 6" are no PROTEIN PROTEINPROTEIN CHICKEN ROMANTIC DEER FISH (SPORT ONLY) cow LOVE PROTEIN INTENSITY! TORS |OLD WOODEN Give 100%, 110% should be thick and impossible. Only idiothimpenetrable. STILLNESS SKIM MILK CURSING SAILING SHIPSelvigmnlyo7 waste anergy musk pets your Avoid it anes good any other werd i They're bea for salors recommend that PROPERTY MASONRY CABINS PERSPIRATION YOU CRYINGPHYSICAL RIGHTS Building walls kesA place to restOnyweat duringYou FITNESS One to three is sufficient are your biggest ally Acceptable af unerals and the Grand Canyon They exist. Do no letyou strong. Defending that is made of them be faken away from you them makes you lave making. No FRANKNESS CAPITALISM FACIAL HAIR LIVING IN RAGE POISE Sting like a bee HANDSHAKESBODY God's way ofll tek endTHE WOODS One roge every three determining who is smort, and who GROOMING Cut the B.S Nothing seulpted if you have to wipt it, thet Live off the land. Try not to hurt anyoneS Secure the lanod 3 seconds Only women shave boneath the neck means yo That's ridieulous SWANSON PYRAMID OF GREATNESS

HONOR you need it defined you don't have it AMERICA BUFFETS The anly country that matters. if you want to Whenever available Choose quanhity or a ham radio WOOD WORKING AVOIDANCE WEAPONS WELFARE TEAMWORK SELFISHNESS HAIRCUTS GREATNESS TSELF The best revenge. 3 acceptable styles: Work your life d dn Take what's yours High and Tight, Crew Cut & Buzz Cut t..IT DOES DISCIPLINE ATTIRE SELF-RELIANCE SUSPICION SKIM MILK The ability to repeat aShorts over 6"are boring thing over andoripants Short Do not trus anyone ehe That's right 's on here twice. Avoid it. under 6" are no PROTEIN PROTEINPROTEIN CHICKEN ROMANTIC DEER FISH (SPORT ONLY) cow LOVE PROTEIN INTENSITY! TORS |OLD WOODEN Give 100%, 110% should be thick and impossible. Only idiothimpenetrable. STILLNESS SKIM MILK CURSING SAILING SHIPSelvigmnlyo7 waste anergy musk pets your Avoid it anes good any other werd i They're bea for salors recommend that PROPERTY MASONRY CABINS PERSPIRATION YOU CRYINGPHYSICAL RIGHTS Building walls kesA place to restOnyweat duringYou FITNESS One to three is sufficient are your biggest ally Acceptable af unerals and the Grand Canyon They exist. Do no letyou strong. Defending that is made of them be faken away from you them makes you lave making. No FRANKNESS CAPITALISM FACIAL HAIR LIVING IN RAGE POISE Sting like a bee HANDSHAKESBODY God's way ofll tek endTHE WOODS One roge every three determining who is smort, and who GROOMING Cut the B.S Nothing seulpted if you have to wipt it, thet Live off the land. Try not to hurt anyoneS Secure the lanod 3 seconds Only women shave boneath the neck means yo That's ridieulous SWANSON PYRAMID OF GREATNESS

I'm not sure I'm interested in that.

I'm not sure l'm interested in that. No.l am sure. am not interested in that.

I'm not sure l'm interested in that. No.l am sure. am not interested in that.

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Pm really proud of you.

Pm really proud of you.

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