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If your building collapses, give yourself a bl wj*b while waiting to be rescued
If your building collapses, give yourself a bl wj*b while waiting to be rescued

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Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f* away
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f* away

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Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

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If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

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terrorist arrow pinning

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

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Nasty Safety Instructions

Take-off, Landing & During Movement Water Evacuation Oxygen Supply Land & Water Evacuation Exits Bracing Positions EXIT OPERATION ASSESS OUTSIDE CONDITIONS. IF OPENING EXIT INCREASES THE HAZARD TO PASSENGERS DO NOT OPEN. Slide Evacuation
Take-off, Landing & During Movement Water Evacuation Oxygen Supply Land & Water Evacuation Exits Bracing Positions EXIT OPERATION ASSESS OUTSIDE CONDITIONS. IF OPENING EXIT INCREASES THE HAZARD TO PASSENGERS DO NOT OPEN. Slide Evacuation

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Try not to cry

O WRITHING-IN-PAIN CRIES O Just let it out, man. Let it out. LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT MUSCLES USED - Back (broken) Soul (crushed)
O WRITHING-IN-PAIN CRIES O Just let it out, man. Let it out. LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT MUSCLES USED - Back (broken) Soul (crushed)

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collegehumor try not to cry cry a lot lie down

Pre-historic Devices

The use of pre-historic electronic devices is simply unacceptable.
The use of pre-historic electronic devices is simply unacceptable.

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A great deal of change, pens, and pencils can be found under the seats of this aircraft.
A great deal of change, pens, and pencils can be found under the seats of this aircraft.

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airtoons.com Licorice is conveniently stored inside floatation device for snacking.
airtoons.com Licorice is conveniently stored inside floatation device for snacking.

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2 T1 Cocaine is conveniently stored underneath your seat for in-flight snorting.
2 T1 Cocaine is conveniently stored underneath your seat for in-flight snorting.

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cocaine airplane smuggling under seat