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Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name "F**kface Von Clownstick" like they are so original& like no one else is doing it... Donald J. Trump what's funny about the name “F**kface Von Clownstickt was not coined by Jon Leibowitz-he stole it from some moron on twitter Donald J. Trump If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz? He should be proud of his heritage! Donald J. Trump Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow is a total phony -he should cherish his past-not run from it. Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump As I've said many times before, Jon Stewart @The DailyShow is highly overrated. The Daily Show Can't an overrated Jew have a complicated relationship with his dad without being accused of hiding his heritage? # FuckFaceVonClownstick The Daily Show We seem to have hit a F------- Von Nervestick.

Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name "F**kface Von Clownstick" like they are so original& like no one else is doing it... Donald J. Trump what's funny about the name “F**kface Von Clownstickt was not coined by Jon Leibowitz-he stole it from some moron on twitter Donald J. Trump If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz? He should be proud of his heritage! Donald J. Trump Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow is a total phony -he should cherish his past-not run from it. Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump As I've said many times before, Jon Stewart @The DailyShow is highly overrated. The Daily Show Can't an overrated Jew have a complicated relationship with his dad without being accused of hiding his heritage? # FuckFaceVonClownstick The Daily Show We seem to have hit a F------- Von Nervestick.

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Max Hancock @kouotsu @CampbellSoupCo how dare you call this coconut curry a food item Expand 24 Apr 25 Apr Campbell Cares @CampbellCares @kouotsu We're sorry to disappoint you. Is there something we can do to help? Expand campbell Max Hancock @kouotsu @CampbellCares draw a catginl Expand 23h Campbell Cares @CampbellCares @kouotsu Keep in mind we're not artists but we tried. pic.twitter.com/Lai7iRdkxF 51m 甸Hide photo ← Reply t1Retweeted ★ Favorite More

Max Hancock @kouotsu @CampbellSoupCo how dare you call this coconut curry a food item Expand 24 Apr 25 Apr Campbell Cares @CampbellCares @kouotsu We're sorry to disappoint you. Is there something we can do to help? Expand campbell Max Hancock @kouotsu @CampbellCares draw a catginl Expand 23h Campbell Cares @CampbellCares @kouotsu Keep in mind we're not artists but we tried. pic.twitter.com/Lai7iRdkxF 51m 甸Hide photo ← Reply t1Retweeted ★ Favorite More

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Jovan Marquel Bradley 10 minutes ago whooo got a hot date tonight, with myself, and a poptart...you wouldn't understand our love VE LOUrS but Id

Ricky Gervais @rickygervais Following If no one RTs this, I will donate £5,00o to:a charity of your choice. Reply Retweet ★ Favorite More 280 601 RETWEETS FAVORITES Ricky Gervais @rickygervais Following OK, concentrate now. If no one...not one person, RTs this, I will give £10,ooo to a charity of your choice. Come on. You can do it! ←Reply Retweet ★ Favorite More 436 RETWEETS FAVORITES

Ricky Gervais @rickygervais Following If no one RTs this, I will donate £5,00o to:a charity of your choice. Reply Retweet ★ Favorite More 280 601 RETWEETS FAVORITES Ricky Gervais @rickygervais Following OK, concentrate now. If no one...not one person, RTs this, I will give £10,ooo to a charity of your choice. Come on. You can do it! ←Reply Retweet ★ Favorite More 436 RETWEETS FAVORITES

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Teju Cole Teju Cole etejucole gtejucole 4.I am an invisible man. My name is unknown. My loves are a mystery. But an unmanned aerial vehicle from a secret location has Seven short stories about drones. 2 HOURS AGO ORIGINAL LINK REPLY t RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE +come for me ゾ2 HOURS AGO ORIGINALUNKわREPLY RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole atejucole Teju Cole atejucole 1. Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. Pity. A signature strike leveled the florist's. 5. Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, +without having done anything truly wrong, he was klled by a Predator drone ,, 2 HOURS AGO ORIGINALLINK REPLY £3 RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE 2 HORS AGO ORIGINAL UNK REPLY t1 RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole @tejucole 2. Call me Ishmael. I was a young man of military age. I was immolated at my wedding. My parents are inconsolable ゾ2Hou)RS AGO ORIGINALLiNK REPLY tュRETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole @tejucole +6.Okonkwo was well known throughout the nine villages and even beyond. His torso was found, not his head ゾ2 HOURS AGO . ORIGINAL uNK REPLY RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole atejucole 3. Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather. A bomb whistled in. Blood on the walls. Fire from heaven. ゾ2 HOURS AGO ORIGINAL LINSK REPLY £3 RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole atejucole 7. Mother died today. The program saves American lives. 2 HOURS AGO ORIGINAL LINKわREPLY RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE

Teju Cole Teju Cole etejucole gtejucole 4.I am an invisible man. My name is unknown. My loves are a mystery. But an unmanned aerial vehicle from a secret location has Seven short stories about drones. 2 HOURS AGO ORIGINAL LINK REPLY t RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE +come for me ゾ2 HOURS AGO ORIGINALUNKわREPLY RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole atejucole Teju Cole atejucole 1. Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. Pity. A signature strike leveled the florist's. 5. Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, +without having done anything truly wrong, he was klled by a Predator drone ,, 2 HOURS AGO ORIGINALLINK REPLY £3 RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE 2 HORS AGO ORIGINAL UNK REPLY t1 RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole @tejucole 2. Call me Ishmael. I was a young man of military age. I was immolated at my wedding. My parents are inconsolable ゾ2Hou)RS AGO ORIGINALLiNK REPLY tュRETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole @tejucole +6.Okonkwo was well known throughout the nine villages and even beyond. His torso was found, not his head ゾ2 HOURS AGO . ORIGINAL uNK REPLY RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole atejucole 3. Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather. A bomb whistled in. Blood on the walls. Fire from heaven. ゾ2 HOURS AGO ORIGINAL LINSK REPLY £3 RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE Teju Cole atejucole 7. Mother died today. The program saves American lives. 2 HOURS AGO ORIGINAL LINKわREPLY RETWEET ☆ FAVORITE

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Justin Bieber's Fake Fans Revealed Top 10 Twitter accounts based on the number of followers (in millions) Fake Inactive Good @justinbieber @ladygaga @katyperry @barackobama @rihanna @taylorswift13 @youtube @britneyspears @shakira @jtimberlake 37.2 35.9 34.7 29.4 29.1 25.9: 25.9: 25.3 20.3 : 18.4 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 statista Aoeations O commons Source: Socialbakers, Twitaholic The Statistics Portal

Justin Bieber's Fake Fans Revealed Top 10 Twitter accounts based on the number of followers (in millions) Fake Inactive Good @justinbieber @ladygaga @katyperry @barackobama @rihanna @taylorswift13 @youtube @britneyspears @shakira @jtimberlake 37.2 35.9 34.7 29.4 29.1 25.9: 25.9: 25.3 20.3 : 18.4 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 statista Aoeations O commons Source: Socialbakers, Twitaholic The Statistics Portal

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Martin Belam's Forecast on Online Reaction to Margaret Thatcher's Death

What Twitter will look like on the day that Thatcher dies. People mourning Thatcher's death Young people asking "Who is Thatcher?" Journalists looking on Twitter for young people tweeting "Who is Thatcher?" to write stories about "the ignorant youth of today People who should be mourning her death but who are looking on Twitter for people who are gloating in order to be outraged Leftie in-fighting Journalists looking on Twitter for people who are gloating in order to write articles about the outrage People gloating about Thatcher's death

What Twitter will look like on the day that Thatcher dies. People mourning Thatcher's death Young people asking "Who is Thatcher?" Journalists looking on Twitter for young people tweeting "Who is Thatcher?" to write stories about "the ignorant youth of today People who should be mourning her death but who are looking on Twitter for people who are gloating in order to be outraged Leftie in-fighting Journalists looking on Twitter for people who are gloating in order to write articles about the outrage People gloating about Thatcher's death

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Olivia Wilde Talking About Justin Bieber

I told Justin-Bieber, "Put your f------ shirton with love. olivia wilde Following Bieber, put your f------ shirt on. (unless you lost all your shirts in a fire in which case my condolences and please purchase a new shirt) ←Reply乜Retweet ★ Favorite ●** More RETWEETS FAVORITES 0:20 PM-Mar 1, 2013 ..they didn trealize was said with love, and t-got a lot of interesting feedback from his fans. Like how man eresponded? About 35 million people And they had some really great notes and I have some for you. One of them was, "r u a lesbian orr u too old?" lt'sgreat because it'sa question I've never asked myself before and Iwas wondering AmTtoo oldtobe'a lesbian?" because I didjust have a birthday, sol may have missed my window

I told Justin-Bieber, "Put your f------ shirton with love. olivia wilde Following Bieber, put your f------ shirt on. (unless you lost all your shirts in a fire in which case my condolences and please purchase a new shirt) ←Reply乜Retweet ★ Favorite ●** More RETWEETS FAVORITES 0:20 PM-Mar 1, 2013 ..they didn trealize was said with love, and t-got a lot of interesting feedback from his fans. Like how man eresponded? About 35 million people And they had some really great notes and I have some for you. One of them was, "r u a lesbian orr u too old?" lt'sgreat because it'sa question I've never asked myself before and Iwas wondering AmTtoo oldtobe'a lesbian?" because I didjust have a birthday, sol may have missed my window

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Your Terrible-Tweet Score: Terrible-points Transgression: Using a hashtag superfluously, or as the punchline. [e.g. "Got sunburn today #shouldhaveusedsunscreen"] (Terrible.) Public response to a private encounter. [e.g. "If you're rude to me, you bet I'm going to call you out in front of everyone. Ugh." (This particular example gets the 'no-context' multiplier mentioned at the end)] (Extremely terrible.) Beginning your tweet with "In which..." [e.g."In which the author leaves out the facts. (article link)"] (A terrible trend.) Longer than 140 character tweet (that I then have to click to see) [e.g. "I'm going to write a really long tweet in a program that will truncate it and take the user away to ano...(click to read)"] (Stop it. Terrible.) Saying "If you you're doing it wrong." [e.g. "If you drink less than 8 cups of water a day you're doing it wrong (Terrible.) Retweeting someone's inflammatory comment aimed at you. [e.g. "@famousperson you're the worst human of all time. 'Retweeted by @famousperson'."] (Half terrible, half awesome, so it alternates.) 2/2 A link. Just a link. (This gets the no-context' multiplier below) (Terrible.) Asking for a retweet. (So terrible.) Rewarding someone who asks for a retweet. (Even more terrible.) Any humblebrag, even if subtle. [e.g. "Skiing the black diamond trail is harder than it looks."] (You handled this terribly.) Sharing your own soundbites of wisdom. (Let's face it, it's most likely terrible.) Any tweet made automatically on your behalf (like a check-in) (Terrible.) Saying "When you say I hear."[e.g. "When you say 'we have a meeting', I hear we are going to waste a perfectly good afternoon'."] (This. Is terrible.) Saying"- Said no one, ever." (Terrible.) 3x multiplier Not providing context for your tweet. (You enjoy being terrible.) Scoring (based on your daily average): Note: Awesome tweets do not offset terrible ones 0: You're winning at the internet; 1-3: It's not that big of a deal; 4-7: Tone it back a bit buddy; 8-30: Why? For what?: 31+: We're not even mad, that's impressive DOGHOUSEDIARIES

Your Terrible-Tweet Score: Terrible-points Transgression: Using a hashtag superfluously, or as the punchline. [e.g. "Got sunburn today #shouldhaveusedsunscreen"] (Terrible.) Public response to a private encounter. [e.g. "If you're rude to me, you bet I'm going to call you out in front of everyone. Ugh." (This particular example gets the 'no-context' multiplier mentioned at the end)] (Extremely terrible.) Beginning your tweet with "In which..." [e.g."In which the author leaves out the facts. (article link)"] (A terrible trend.) Longer than 140 character tweet (that I then have to click to see) [e.g. "I'm going to write a really long tweet in a program that will truncate it and take the user away to ano...(click to read)"] (Stop it. Terrible.) Saying "If you you're doing it wrong." [e.g. "If you drink less than 8 cups of water a day you're doing it wrong (Terrible.) Retweeting someone's inflammatory comment aimed at you. [e.g. "@famousperson you're the worst human of all time. 'Retweeted by @famousperson'."] (Half terrible, half awesome, so it alternates.) 2/2 A link. Just a link. (This gets the no-context' multiplier below) (Terrible.) Asking for a retweet. (So terrible.) Rewarding someone who asks for a retweet. (Even more terrible.) Any humblebrag, even if subtle. [e.g. "Skiing the black diamond trail is harder than it looks."] (You handled this terribly.) Sharing your own soundbites of wisdom. (Let's face it, it's most likely terrible.) Any tweet made automatically on your behalf (like a check-in) (Terrible.) Saying "When you say I hear."[e.g. "When you say 'we have a meeting', I hear we are going to waste a perfectly good afternoon'."] (This. Is terrible.) Saying"- Said no one, ever." (Terrible.) 3x multiplier Not providing context for your tweet. (You enjoy being terrible.) Scoring (based on your daily average): Note: Awesome tweets do not offset terrible ones 0: You're winning at the internet; 1-3: It's not that big of a deal; 4-7: Tone it back a bit buddy; 8-30: Why? For what?: 31+: We're not even mad, that's impressive DOGHOUSEDIARIES

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INSTAGRAM: "LOOK AT My SUSHi'" VNE- «LOOK AT My SUSHI FOr SIx SECONDS!"

INSTAGRAM: "LOOK AT My SUSHi'" VNE- «LOOK AT My SUSHI FOr SIx SECONDS!"

"L-Verizon 9:05 AM 92% nsfwvine 50m Dildoplay #nsfw #p--- #nsfwvine 14 people like this See 25 older comments seamuslai My god, i'll delete this app. Antonia Suzanne This is disgusting I agree with making a separate app for this kind of stuf Danielle Kiritsis And this is why I'm 90% sure this app won't last. Natalie Walsh Take this off its gross Patricia Horvath This was playing while I was in school, I am currently suspended. Thanks

"L-Verizon 9:05 AM 92% nsfwvine 50m Dildoplay #nsfw #p--- #nsfwvine 14 people like this See 25 older comments seamuslai My god, i'll delete this app. Antonia Suzanne This is disgusting I agree with making a separate app for this kind of stuf Danielle Kiritsis And this is why I'm 90% sure this app won't last. Natalie Walsh Take this off its gross Patricia Horvath This was playing while I was in school, I am currently suspended. Thanks

Lauren Faust Pony Fart Jokes

Tweets Lauren Faust @Fyre_flye Ok. I think that's the last of 'em. Thanks for indulging me. Let us never speak of it again. Expand 58m Lauren Faust @Fyre_flye Pinkie Pie only Giggles at the Ghostly because she farts Nitrous Oxide. GAAAAH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!! HELP!!!! Expand Lauren Faust @Fyre_flye I have never made so many fart/poop jokes in my life. I feel dirty Expand 6h

Tweets Lauren Faust @Fyre_flye Ok. I think that's the last of 'em. Thanks for indulging me. Let us never speak of it again. Expand 58m Lauren Faust @Fyre_flye Pinkie Pie only Giggles at the Ghostly because she farts Nitrous Oxide. GAAAAH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!! HELP!!!! Expand Lauren Faust @Fyre_flye I have never made so many fart/poop jokes in my life. I feel dirty Expand 6h

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