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Grant @grantoasc finding it hard to know who to believe with this vacine carry on. Torn between, the scientists who have dedicated their lifes to studying virus immunisation or the single maws of facebook that failed foundy biology
Grant @grantoasc finding it hard to know who to believe with this vacine carry on. Torn between, the scientists who have dedicated their lifes to studying virus immunisation or the single maws of facebook that failed foundy biology

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Shakespeare’s tragedies don’t come close

Marc McArdle @marcmcardle1 · 17h An absolute tragedy for the city of Glasgow. We will rebuild. STV News O @STVNEWS · 20h Umbrellas have been blown over at a beer garden in Glasgow city centre. bit.ly/34J2RGP 758C207AD SCANIA Q 27 27245 4,384 B/LLY GO NO BAGGY
Marc McArdle @marcmcardle1 · 17h An absolute tragedy for the city of Glasgow. We will rebuild. STV News O @STVNEWS · 20h Umbrellas have been blown over at a beer garden in Glasgow city centre. bit.ly/34J2RGP 758C207AD SCANIA Q 27 27245 4,384 B/LLY GO NO BAGGY

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pizza clock

JustMunz WHY @_lamMunz_ ALWAYS ME 2 Replaced the clock wae a pizza and ma maws keeps walking past it no even realising aeae 11 > 1. 5.
JustMunz WHY @_lamMunz_ ALWAYS ME 2 Replaced the clock wae a pizza and ma maws keeps walking past it no even realising aeae 11 > 1. 5.

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clock pizza prank /r/scottishpeopletwitter

death by celebration

Pie and Bovril pie and bovril @pieandbov We are all going to survive the Corona virus then die overdoing the celebrations once it's over. It's the Scottish way. >
Pie and Bovril pie and bovril @pieandbov We are all going to survive the Corona virus then die overdoing the celebrations once it's over. It's the Scottish way. >

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growing burgers

Darrell McInally @darrelldavidm Caught the wee man putting the wee seeds off a McDonald's burger roll in his pocket and he says he was gonny take them home and grow burgers oot the backaaa
Darrell McInally @darrelldavidm Caught the wee man putting the wee seeds off a McDonald's burger roll in his pocket and he says he was gonny take them home and grow burgers oot the backaaa

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mcdonalds seeds growing burgers /r/scottishpeopletwitter

edinburgh

Bald Community @bald_community Americans: Imagine that you are a Frat boy and you see your friend, 'Ehdin' on the other side of the street. So you shout over to him, Ehdin! Brah! Ehdin! Brah! ...you can now pronounce, 'Edinburgh' correctly. 4:19 pm · 29 Sep 18 >
Bald Community @bald_community Americans: Imagine that you are a Frat boy and you see your friend, 'Ehdin' on the other side of the street. So you shout over to him, Ehdin! Brah! Ehdin! Brah! ...you can now pronounce, 'Edinburgh' correctly. 4:19 pm · 29 Sep 18 >

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edinburgh americans pronouncing /r/scottishpeopletwitter

cats

Lawrence Ward @LawrWard The population of Scotland is around 5.25mil and there are 600mil cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off around 114 cats each and I really don't think they could pull it off >
Lawrence Ward @LawrWard The population of Scotland is around 5.25mil and there are 600mil cats in the world so if every cat decided to invade Scotland each Scot would have to fight off around 114 cats each and I really don't think they could pull it off >

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cats fighting population /r/scottishpeopletwitter

can't do anything right

BENYID @bernardmeechan1 Arguing with carly over how to cook steaks, i says "aye well ive watched plenty of videos n youtube. Her reply, "aye well youve watched hunners of p--- tae n you canny do that right either"
BENYID @bernardmeechan1 Arguing with carly over how to cook steaks, i says "aye well ive watched plenty of videos n youtube. Her reply, "aye well youve watched hunners of p--- tae n you canny do that right either"

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youtube cooking /r/scottishpeopletwitter

crisps

Çåttüm X @callumkchadwick mental how someone out there has eaten the most crisps in the world and they dont even know about their achievement
Çåttüm X @callumkchadwick mental how someone out there has eaten the most crisps in the world and they dont even know about their achievement

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eating crisps world record /r/scottishpeopletwitter

confidence

Tweet there's a soft wee cactus in my hall and whenever i touch it on passing i say ouch and pretend it hurt to encourage it's confidence 01:11 - 10/03/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 151 Retweets 3.330 Likes 17
Tweet there's a soft wee cactus in my hall and whenever i touch it on passing i say ouch and pretend it hurt to encourage it's confidence 01:11 - 10/03/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 151 Retweets 3.330 Likes 17

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cactus confidence plants /r/scottishpeopletwitter

american mcdonalds

elrow jam @JamieClay_ do american mcdonalds have bouncers too or are we just animals
elrow jam @JamieClay_ do american mcdonalds have bouncers too or are we just animals

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mcdonalds americans bouncers /r/scottishpeopletwitter

cooked under a lamp

james @semaj554 · 23h Big man's cooked this under a lamp Steven 1888 @1888steven · 1d My fried eggs are getting close to being perfect. Don't worry about the sausage btw, that's pepper on it.
james @semaj554 · 23h Big man's cooked this under a lamp Steven 1888 @1888steven · 1d My fried eggs are getting close to being perfect. Don't worry about the sausage btw, that's pepper on it.

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cooking eggs breakfast lamp /r/scottishpeopletwitter

butterflies and moths

Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 #Overheard in Glasgow. "A butterfly is just a moth ga'un on a night out".
Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 #Overheard in Glasgow. "A butterfly is just a moth ga'un on a night out".

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butterflies moths going out /r/scottishpeopletwitter

mental

CT Y @caitlinnn_19 · 18h mental how the louvre is just the french version ae the forge shopping centre THE FORGE ♡ 29 27 592 7,326
CT Y @caitlinnn_19 · 18h mental how the louvre is just the french version ae the forge shopping centre THE FORGE ♡ 29 27 592 7,326

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louvre mental museums /r/scottishpeopletwitter

lockdown drinking

Shaun Paul Henry @ShaunPaulHenry 3 out of 4 people in Scotland are liars STV News O @STVNews · 1d One in four people in Scotland are drinking more since lockdown began, according to research. news.stv.tv/scotland/one-.
Shaun Paul Henry @ShaunPaulHenry 3 out of 4 people in Scotland are liars STV News O @STVNews · 1d One in four people in Scotland are drinking more since lockdown began, according to research. news.stv.tv/scotland/one-.

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lockdown drinking liars /r/scottishpeopletwitter

birds

Elliot @mullen_elliot So many birds taking photos through big mirrors in the garden and I just keep picturing them carrying it down the stairs and their parents going where the f--- you going wae that >
Elliot @mullen_elliot So many birds taking photos through big mirrors in the garden and I just keep picturing them carrying it down the stairs and their parents going where the f--- you going wae that >

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birds parents /r/scottishpeopletwitter

Ss5

sheeep @cannyswim Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just f------ get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae f--- 22/06/2015 14:30 1,547 RETWEETS 1,472 FAVOURITES
sheeep @cannyswim Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just f------ get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae f--- 22/06/2015 14:30 1,547 RETWEETS 1,472 FAVOURITES

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Ss4

sal Following @sal28 My maw gets so jel when I do anything furn like no my fault I'm oot snorting linesn shaggin nines and you have to stay home n bake a lasagne RETWEETS FAVORITES
sal Following @sal28 My maw gets so jel when I do anything furn like no my fault I'm oot snorting linesn shaggin nines and you have to stay home n bake a lasagne RETWEETS FAVORITES

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Ss3

Perry Sloan @SloanPerry when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting fronm the bottom
Perry Sloan @SloanPerry when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting fronm the bottom

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SS2

Tweet Callum McNab 2 @CallumMcNab93 Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder. Obviously a do ya f------ reprobate am no a f------ octopus 20/03/2013 13:25 7,836 RETWEETS 8,213 FAVORITES
Tweet Callum McNab 2 @CallumMcNab93 Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder. Obviously a do ya f------ reprobate am no a f------ octopus 20/03/2013 13:25 7,836 RETWEETS 8,213 FAVORITES

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