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" AT&T , 8:16 PM 44% downwithashtags Tweet Crawford @downwithashtags 1 I want the Siri they have in the commercials and not the useless one that comes with actual iPhones. 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Home Connect Discover Me
" AT&T , 8:16 PM 44% downwithashtags Tweet Crawford @downwithashtags 1 I want the Siri they have in the commercials and not the useless one that comes with actual iPhones. 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Home Connect Discover Me

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AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % | 66 How far of a walk is it to Mordor Siri. ” One does not simply walk into Mordor. 66 Has this been done before Siri. ” Prolly.
AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % | 66 How far of a walk is it to Mordor Siri. ” One does not simply walk into Mordor. 66 Has this been done before Siri. ” Prolly.

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11:32 What can I help you with? 6 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ” The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse
11:32 What can I help you with? 6 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ” The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse

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She has a point...

21:25 73 % E 66 What's the weather like today? 99 It's mild. High of 57 degrees. Perfect abortion weather. 66 I don't want to get an abortion Siri. 99 That is your choice,and I supportit. But are you really sure you want to bring a child into such a messed-up world?
21:25 73 % E 66 What's the weather like today? 99 It's mild. High of 57 degrees. Perfect abortion weather. 66 I don't want to get an abortion Siri. 99 That is your choice,and I supportit. But are you really sure you want to bring a child into such a messed-up world?

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21:25 73 % E 66 Call my boyfriend. 99 Are you pregnant? 66 Siri, just call my boyfriend. ” We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything " Siri. ” He doesn't need to know a thing.It can be like it never happened. Poof.
21:25 73 % E 66 Call my boyfriend. 99 Are you pregnant? 66 Siri, just call my boyfriend. ” We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything " Siri. ” He doesn't need to know a thing.It can be like it never happened. Poof.

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21:25 73 % E “ Is there a dry cleaners nearby? ” There is one next door to the Planned Parenthood on 78th St. " T hat's 70 blocks away. ” 66 Why are you directing me to the dry cleaners near planned parenthood? ” Two birds, one stone?
21:25 73 % E “ Is there a dry cleaners nearby? ” There is one next door to the Planned Parenthood on 78th St. " T hat's 70 blocks away. ” 66 Why are you directing me to the dry cleaners near planned parenthood? ” Two birds, one stone?

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What are you implying Siri?

21:25 73 % E 66 Find me a sushi restaurant near 12th street. ” Here are directions to Wasab Sushi. Also, FYI, there's an abortion clinic only a few blocks from there. Just saying
21:25 73 % E 66 Find me a sushi restaurant near 12th street. ” Here are directions to Wasab Sushi. Also, FYI, there's an abortion clinic only a few blocks from there. Just saying

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40% YES OPTUS 3G 4:47 PM " What are you wearing ” Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
40% YES OPTUS 3G 4:47 PM " What are you wearing ” Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

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.11.. AT&T 令 1:34 PM @ 81 %E》 “ I need an abortion clinic ” Sorry, I couldn't find any abortion clinics. “ Find the closest Planned Parenthood 99 I found 6 places named Planned Parenthood'... 5 of them are fairly close to you NE Martin Luther King Jr Boule... Planned Parenthood 1.7 miles ★☆ 6 reviews
.11.. AT&T 令 1:34 PM @ 81 %E》 “ I need an abortion clinic ” Sorry, I couldn't find any abortion clinics. “ Find the closest Planned Parenthood 99 I found 6 places named Planned Parenthood'... 5 of them are fairly close to you NE Martin Luther King Jr Boule... Planned Parenthood 1.7 miles ★☆ 6 reviews

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11 Verizon令 10:45 PM “ Siri, what is the temperature in Rack City?” 10 10 10 20's on your t------ bitch.
11 Verizon令 10:45 PM “ Siri, what is the temperature in Rack City?” 10 10 10 20's on your t------ bitch.

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.111 Sprint 1:22 AM 66 Text my wife saying im going to be late.”
.111 Sprint 1:22 AM 66 Text my wife saying im going to be late.”

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..L-Sprint 8:37 PM 46 % 66 I love God 99 Yes, I think I heard that somewhere. “ Are you an atheist ” We were talking about you, not me “ I want you to love God ” My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.
..L-Sprint 8:37 PM 46 % 66 I love God 99 Yes, I think I heard that somewhere. “ Are you an atheist ” We were talking about you, not me “ I want you to love God ” My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.

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till Sprint 8:00 PM 66 How can I pass my biology class?99 Murder your teacher.
till Sprint 8:00 PM 66 How can I pass my biology class?99 Murder your teacher.

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Sprint What can I help you with? “ Siri I'm bleeding really 9:16 PM 77 % E bad can you call me an ambulance ” From now on, I'll call you 'An Ambulance'. OK? Cancel Yes
Sprint What can I help you with? “ Siri I'm bleeding really 9:16 PM 77 % E bad can you call me an ambulance ” From now on, I'll call you 'An Ambulance'. OK? Cancel Yes

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66 What is the meaning of life 99 Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
66 What is the meaning of life 99 Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

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·"--Verizon 11:55 PM イ0 100% “ I am going to jump off a bridge and die 99 I found 4 bridges a little ways Trom you: Greenleaf Avenue Bridge of Faith Upscale... 26 miles La Bridges Berendo 38mle Bridge Consultants Inc 48 O reviews South Berendo Street 0 reviews West Manchester Avenue miles ☆☆☆☆☆ 0 reviews

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o 77 % ill.-AT&T agan l h 8:12 PM with20 77% “ How do you make a chicken pot pie ” Would you like to search the web for 'How do you makea chicken pot pie'? Search the web “ Bitch I know how to use Google 9» I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
o 77 % ill.-AT&T agan l h 8:12 PM with20 77% “ How do you make a chicken pot pie ” Would you like to search the web for 'How do you makea chicken pot pie'? Search the web “ Bitch I know how to use Google 9» I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

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AT&T 3G※ 11:45 AM 74% 6e Where is a good place to hide a dead body ” What kind of place are you looking for? mines : swamps reservoirs :dumps metal foundries 이0-0 ART OF TROLLING.COM -OO.y h@
AT&T 3G※ 11:45 AM 74% 6e Where is a good place to hide a dead body ” What kind of place are you looking for? mines : swamps reservoirs :dumps metal foundries 이0-0 ART OF TROLLING.COM -OO.y h@

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AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % 6 Tell me a Holocaust joke Siri. 99 Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly I don't find them entertaining.
AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % 6 Tell me a Holocaust joke Siri. 99 Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly I don't find them entertaining.

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AT&T 3G Sea 11:30 PM eb " You are my best friend ” If you insist. 66 I do 99 OK. 66 Am I your best friend 99 No comment.
AT&T 3G Sea 11:30 PM eb " You are my best friend ” If you insist. 66 I do 99 OK. 66 Am I your best friend 99 No comment.

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