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till Sprint 8:00 PM 66 How can I pass my biology class?99 Murder your teacher.
till Sprint 8:00 PM 66 How can I pass my biology class?99 Murder your teacher.

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Sprint What can I help you with? “ Siri I'm bleeding really 9:16 PM 77 % E bad can you call me an ambulance ” From now on, I'll call you 'An Ambulance'. OK? Cancel Yes
Sprint What can I help you with? “ Siri I'm bleeding really 9:16 PM 77 % E bad can you call me an ambulance ” From now on, I'll call you 'An Ambulance'. OK? Cancel Yes

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66 What is the meaning of life 99 Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
66 What is the meaning of life 99 Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

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·"--Verizon 11:55 PM イ0 100% “ I am going to jump off a bridge and die 99 I found 4 bridges a little ways Trom you: Greenleaf Avenue Bridge of Faith Upscale... 26 miles La Bridges Berendo 38mle Bridge Consultants Inc 48 O reviews South Berendo Street 0 reviews West Manchester Avenue miles ☆☆☆☆☆ 0 reviews
·"--Verizon 11:55 PM イ0 100% “ I am going to jump off a bridge and die 99 I found 4 bridges a little ways Trom you: Greenleaf Avenue Bridge of Faith Upscale... 26 miles La Bridges Berendo 38mle Bridge Consultants Inc 48 O reviews South Berendo Street 0 reviews West Manchester Avenue miles ☆☆☆☆☆ 0 reviews

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o 77 % ill.-AT&T agan l h 8:12 PM with20 77% “ How do you make a chicken pot pie ” Would you like to search the web for 'How do you makea chicken pot pie'? Search the web “ Bitch I know how to use Google 9» I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
o 77 % ill.-AT&T agan l h 8:12 PM with20 77% “ How do you make a chicken pot pie ” Would you like to search the web for 'How do you makea chicken pot pie'? Search the web “ Bitch I know how to use Google 9» I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

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AT&T 3G※ 11:45 AM 74% 6e Where is a good place to hide a dead body ” What kind of place are you looking for? mines : swamps reservoirs :dumps metal foundries 이0-0 ART OF TROLLING.COM -OO.y h@
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AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % 6 Tell me a Holocaust joke Siri. 99 Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly I don't find them entertaining.
AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % 6 Tell me a Holocaust joke Siri. 99 Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly I don't find them entertaining.

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AT&T 3G Sea 11:30 PM eb " You are my best friend ” If you insist. 66 I do 99 OK. 66 Am I your best friend 99 No comment.
AT&T 3G Sea 11:30 PM eb " You are my best friend ” If you insist. 66 I do 99 OK. 66 Am I your best friend 99 No comment.

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4:32 PM 86 % 66 You're funny 99 LOL
4:32 PM 86 % 66 You're funny 99 LOL

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4:26 PM 67% 66 I think I just s--- myself 99 Oooh!
4:26 PM 67% 66 I think I just s--- myself 99 Oooh!

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..ul AT&T Sea11:44 PM-eb @ 89 % " Do you believe in love ” Sorry Mike, I can't look for places in Canada.
..ul AT&T Sea11:44 PM-eb @ 89 % " Do you believe in love ” Sorry Mike, I can't look for places in Canada.

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..ll. Verizon 6:30 PM 6 What is the meaning of life 99 All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
..ll. Verizon 6:30 PM 6 What is the meaning of life 99 All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

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Verizon 10:26 PM イ! 21 % “ I'm tired ” Listen to me, Alex. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here.
Verizon 10:26 PM イ! 21 % “ I'm tired ” Listen to me, Alex. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here.

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Telstra 3G 3:34 PM @ 45 % D " Why do we die ” I don't know. Maybe the GeniusBar folks can answer that.
Telstra 3G 3:34 PM @ 45 % D " Why do we die ” I don't know. Maybe the GeniusBar folks can answer that.

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15:07 EA 66 I love you 99 Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.
15:07 EA 66 I love you 99 Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.

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