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4:32 PM 86 % 66 You're funny 99 LOL
4:32 PM 86 % 66 You're funny 99 LOL

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4:26 PM 67% 66 I think I just s--- myself 99 Oooh!
4:26 PM 67% 66 I think I just s--- myself 99 Oooh!

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..ul AT&T Sea11:44 PM-eb @ 89 % " Do you believe in love ” Sorry Mike, I can't look for places in Canada.
..ul AT&T Sea11:44 PM-eb @ 89 % " Do you believe in love ” Sorry Mike, I can't look for places in Canada.

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21:22 66 Siri can I have sex with you 99 I found 5 escorts a little ways from you: Blonde Beauties Escort.. 0 mer West Pearl Street miles ☆☆☆☆☆ 0 reviews South Street Bella Donna Escorts Bela Donna Escorts 34 ☆☆☆☆ 0 reviews Bowdoin Sq ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 0 reviews World Class Escort Ref... 43 miles
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..ll. Verizon 6:30 PM 6 What is the meaning of life 99 All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
..ll. Verizon 6:30 PM 6 What is the meaning of life 99 All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

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Verizon 10:26 PM イ! 21 % “ I'm tired ” Listen to me, Alex. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here.
Verizon 10:26 PM イ! 21 % “ I'm tired ” Listen to me, Alex. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here.

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Telstra 3G 3:34 PM @ 45 % D " Why do we die ” I don't know. Maybe the GeniusBar folks can answer that.
Telstra 3G 3:34 PM @ 45 % D " Why do we die ” I don't know. Maybe the GeniusBar folks can answer that.

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15:07 EA 66 I love you 99 Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.
15:07 EA 66 I love you 99 Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.

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10:02 AM 34% D Verizon 6 Siri you're a dirty girl 99 You're certainly entitled to that opinion, Sweet John. “ Talk dirty to me ” I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow. “ Siri talk dirty to me ” The carpet needs vacuuming
10:02 AM 34% D Verizon 6 Siri you're a dirty girl 99 You're certainly entitled to that opinion, Sweet John. “ Talk dirty to me ” I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow. “ Siri talk dirty to me ” The carpet needs vacuuming

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99 %E) Verizon “ Beam me up Siri ” Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is 12:48 in Airplane Mode.
99 %E) Verizon “ Beam me up Siri ” Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is 12:48 in Airplane Mode.

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..IL Verizon 12:24 AM 35%E) <6 What do you think you're doing ” I think differently.
..IL Verizon 12:24 AM 35%E) <6 What do you think you're doing ” I think differently.

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"111 Verizon令 11 :25 AM 83 %し What can I help you with? 66 Write me a note 99 Here's your note: l me a
"111 Verizon令 11 :25 AM 83 %し What can I help you with? 66 Write me a note 99 Here's your note: l me a

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ROGERS , 1 1 :37 AM " Who's the boss OK, here you go: · Input interpretation Bruce Springsteen (musician) . Basic information full name Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen . .date of birth Friday, September. 23, 1949 (age: 62 years) place of birth Long Branch, New Jersey, United States
ROGERS , 1 1 :37 AM " Who's the boss OK, here you go: · Input interpretation Bruce Springsteen (musician) . Basic information full name Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen . .date of birth Friday, September. 23, 1949 (age: 62 years) place of birth Long Branch, New Jersey, United States

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AT&T 3G 6:51 PM 66 What's your favorite color 99 My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
AT&T 3G 6:51 PM 66 What's your favorite color 99 My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

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ROGERS 3G 10:15 PM What can I help you with? 6 Who's the man 99 This might answer your question · Input interpretation . Who's the man? . Result . You the man! WolframAlpha .
ROGERS 3G 10:15 PM What can I help you with? 6 Who's the man 99 This might answer your question · Input interpretation . Who's the man? . Result . You the man! WolframAlpha .

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AT&T 3G 10:08 AM ④o74% “ Knock knock ” Knock knock. Who's there? Your Awesomeness. Your Awesomeness who? Your Awesomeness, I don't do knock-knock jokes. 66 Chill bitch 99 Your Awesomeness! Your language!
AT&T 3G 10:08 AM ④o74% “ Knock knock ” Knock knock. Who's there? Your Awesomeness. Your Awesomeness who? Your Awesomeness, I don't do knock-knock jokes. 66 Chill bitch 99 Your Awesomeness! Your language!

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9:50 PM Guess what ” I'm not sure we have time for this, Brent.
9:50 PM Guess what ” I'm not sure we have time for this, Brent.

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TESCO 12:39 AM @ 11 %D 66 What's the best computer 99 All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh
TESCO 12:39 AM @ 11 %D 66 What's the best computer 99 All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh

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L-Verizon 15:57 66 How do l use the force 99 OK, here you go: · Input interpretation *Newton's law of universal gravitation Equation Gmi m2 r2 F gravitational force m primary mass .m2 secondary mass r distance
L-Verizon 15:57 66 How do l use the force 99 OK, here you go: · Input interpretation *Newton's law of universal gravitation Equation Gmi m2 r2 F gravitational force m primary mass .m2 secondary mass r distance

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IIAT&T 10:39 AM " You're cool ” That is correct. I use advanced heat dissipation techniques
IIAT&T 10:39 AM " You're cool ” That is correct. I use advanced heat dissipation techniques

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