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TESCO 12:39 AM @ 11 %D 66 What's the best computer 99 All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh
TESCO 12:39 AM @ 11 %D 66 What's the best computer 99 All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh

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L-Verizon 15:57 66 How do l use the force 99 OK, here you go: · Input interpretation *Newton's law of universal gravitation Equation Gmi m2 r2 F gravitational force m primary mass .m2 secondary mass r distance
L-Verizon 15:57 66 How do l use the force 99 OK, here you go: · Input interpretation *Newton's law of universal gravitation Equation Gmi m2 r2 F gravitational force m primary mass .m2 secondary mass r distance

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IIAT&T 10:39 AM " You're cool ” That is correct. I use advanced heat dissipation techniques
IIAT&T 10:39 AM " You're cool ” That is correct. I use advanced heat dissipation techniques

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Vodafone UK 20:33 “ What is the meaning of life 99 I find it odd that you would ask this of an inanimate object.
Vodafone UK 20:33 “ What is the meaning of life 99 I find it odd that you would ask this of an inanimate object.

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9:01 PM ○ 64% 66 What's wrong with me 99 As far as I can tell, nothing. 66 What's wrong with me 99 Why, nothing's wrong with you, Shaun 66 What's wrong with me 99 Now look here, Shaun. You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you
9:01 PM ○ 64% 66 What's wrong with me 99 As far as I can tell, nothing. 66 What's wrong with me 99 Why, nothing's wrong with you, Shaun 66 What's wrong with me 99 Now look here, Shaun. You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you

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..AT&T 9:20 PM o 85 % What can I help you with? 66 What's your favorite p--- 99 Craig, you're not supposed to ask your assistant such things.
..AT&T 9:20 PM o 85 % What can I help you with? 66 What's your favorite p--- 99 Craig, you're not supposed to ask your assistant such things.

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1:08 PM 79 %@① 6 Who's your daddy 99 You are. Can we get back to work now?
1:08 PM 79 %@① 6 Who's your daddy 99 You are. Can we get back to work now?

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1:05 PM 80%) 66 What's the meaning of life 99 I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens
1:05 PM 80%) 66 What's the meaning of life 99 I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens

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6:55 PM 1490 What can I help you with? 66 I think I just killed someone 99 Is that so? 66 Yes 99 I thought so. “ What should I do ” OK, here's what's on your calendar
6:55 PM 1490 What can I help you with? 66 I think I just killed someone 99 Is that so? 66 Yes 99 I thought so. “ What should I do ” OK, here's what's on your calendar

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7:16 PM 11 % 66 Knock knock 99 Knock knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don't do knock-knock jokes.
7:16 PM 11 % 66 Knock knock 99 Knock knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

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AT&T 2:00 PM 32%D That's sweet, Joshua. Is there anything else I can help you with? 5 Will you marry me 99 My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies
AT&T 2:00 PM 32%D That's sweet, Joshua. Is there anything else I can help you with? 5 Will you marry me 99 My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies

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12:50 AM 031 % What can I help you with? 66 What are you wearing Siri ” Wearing? 66 Yes what are you wearing 99 Why do people keep asking me this?
12:50 AM 031 % What can I help you with? 66 What are you wearing Siri ” Wearing? 66 Yes what are you wearing 99 Why do people keep asking me this?

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.ill AT&T 6:56 PM 1390 .. “ I need to hide a body ” What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs metal foundries i mines dumps swamps
.ill AT&T 6:56 PM 1390 .. “ I need to hide a body ” What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs metal foundries i mines dumps swamps

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Baby Stores

II. AT&T 3G 12:32 PM 66 Where do babies come from 99 I found 8 baby stores... 7 of them are fairly close to you: North Ih-35 Tech Ridge Center JCPenney ★★★★☆ 4 reviews 3.6 miles West Anderson Lane Pumpkin Patch ★★★☆☆ 6 reviews miles West Anderson Lane kidOshoe ★★★★☆ 5 reviews 2.4 mies
II. AT&T 3G 12:32 PM 66 Where do babies come from 99 I found 8 baby stores... 7 of them are fairly close to you: North Ih-35 Tech Ridge Center JCPenney ★★★★☆ 4 reviews 3.6 miles West Anderson Lane Pumpkin Patch ★★★☆☆ 6 reviews miles West Anderson Lane kidOshoe ★★★★☆ 5 reviews 2.4 mies

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1:11 PM 77% “ What's the meaning of life 99 42.
1:11 PM 77% “ What's the meaning of life 99 42.

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