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cass-you-ass krios-alenko u-asskrios-alenko Source: sealfie sealfie today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy's Siri speaks out of nowhere and says "excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working 46,374 notes 口箩
cass-you-ass krios-alenko u-asskrios-alenko Source: sealfie sealfie today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy's Siri speaks out of nowhere and says "excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working 46,374 notes 口箩

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Hell hath no fury . . .

T-Mobile 2:38 PM , 100%-. Cortana, get me today's movie times" Who's Cortana? "Oops I meant Siri" Who is Cortana? Please get me the movie times" tap to edit Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times
T-Mobile 2:38 PM , 100%-. Cortana, get me today's movie times" Who's Cortana? "Oops I meant Siri" Who is Cortana? Please get me the movie times" tap to edit Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times

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capitalvice ruffaloon omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO, and siri replied·Tara, you have 28 events in July. That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet
capitalvice ruffaloon omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO, and siri replied·Tara, you have 28 events in July. That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet

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pizza princess-amz Source: miingyang IAT&T 10:58 AM “ Sir, I am crying ” Why are you crying? " Because I am stupid ” That is not the reason to cry One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. ohnthewind Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin .ooo Verizon LTE 43% Siri would you ever fill my room with deadly neurotoxins" I've never really thought about it. "But would you" tap to edit I suppose it's possible. WOW.. 648,061 notes はー
pizza princess-amz Source: miingyang IAT&T 10:58 AM “ Sir, I am crying ” Why are you crying? " Because I am stupid ” That is not the reason to cry One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. ohnthewind Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin .ooo Verizon LTE 43% Siri would you ever fill my room with deadly neurotoxins" I've never really thought about it. "But would you" tap to edit I suppose it's possible. WOW.. 648,061 notes はー

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capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRII DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO' and siri replied Tara, you have 28 events in July That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet
capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRII DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO' and siri replied Tara, you have 28 events in July That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet

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AT&T 12:23 AM “Do you like Nicki Minaj's music?” I would rather listen to a lawnmower in the morning while I'm sleeping.
AT&T 12:23 AM “Do you like Nicki Minaj's music?” I would rather listen to a lawnmower in the morning while I'm sleeping.

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7:18 PM 100% E 66 How do I shot web 99 I found this for you: · Input interpretation How do I shot web? . Result . I dunno lol (according to the internet meme) WolframAlpha .
7:18 PM 100% E 66 How do I shot web 99 I found this for you: · Input interpretation How do I shot web? . Result . I dunno lol (according to the internet meme) WolframAlpha .

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11:32 What can I help you with? 6 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ” The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse
11:32 What can I help you with? 6 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ” The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse

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21:25 73 % E 66 Call my boyfriend. 99 Are you pregnant? 66 Siri, just call my boyfriend. ” We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything " Siri. ” He doesn't need to know a thing.It can be like it never happened. Poof.
21:25 73 % E 66 Call my boyfriend. 99 Are you pregnant? 66 Siri, just call my boyfriend. ” We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything " Siri. ” He doesn't need to know a thing.It can be like it never happened. Poof.

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40% YES OPTUS 3G 4:47 PM " What are you wearing ” Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
40% YES OPTUS 3G 4:47 PM " What are you wearing ” Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

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.111 Sprint 1:22 AM 66 Text my wife saying im going to be late.”
.111 Sprint 1:22 AM 66 Text my wife saying im going to be late.”

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till Sprint 8:00 PM 66 How can I pass my biology class?99 Murder your teacher.
till Sprint 8:00 PM 66 How can I pass my biology class?99 Murder your teacher.

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Sprint What can I help you with? “ Siri I'm bleeding really 9:16 PM 77 % E bad can you call me an ambulance ” From now on, I'll call you 'An Ambulance'. OK? Cancel Yes
Sprint What can I help you with? “ Siri I'm bleeding really 9:16 PM 77 % E bad can you call me an ambulance ” From now on, I'll call you 'An Ambulance'. OK? Cancel Yes

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·"--Verizon 11:55 PM イ0 100% “ I am going to jump off a bridge and die 99 I found 4 bridges a little ways Trom you: Greenleaf Avenue Bridge of Faith Upscale... 26 miles La Bridges Berendo 38mle Bridge Consultants Inc 48 O reviews South Berendo Street 0 reviews West Manchester Avenue miles ☆☆☆☆☆ 0 reviews
·"--Verizon 11:55 PM イ0 100% “ I am going to jump off a bridge and die 99 I found 4 bridges a little ways Trom you: Greenleaf Avenue Bridge of Faith Upscale... 26 miles La Bridges Berendo 38mle Bridge Consultants Inc 48 O reviews South Berendo Street 0 reviews West Manchester Avenue miles ☆☆☆☆☆ 0 reviews

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o 77 % ill.-AT&T agan l h 8:12 PM with20 77% “ How do you make a chicken pot pie ” Would you like to search the web for 'How do you makea chicken pot pie'? Search the web “ Bitch I know how to use Google 9» I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
o 77 % ill.-AT&T agan l h 8:12 PM with20 77% “ How do you make a chicken pot pie ” Would you like to search the web for 'How do you makea chicken pot pie'? Search the web “ Bitch I know how to use Google 9» I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

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AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % 6 Tell me a Holocaust joke Siri. 99 Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly I don't find them entertaining.
AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % 6 Tell me a Holocaust joke Siri. 99 Holocaust jokes aren't funny, anne frankly I don't find them entertaining.

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10:02 AM 34% D Verizon 6 Siri you're a dirty girl 99 You're certainly entitled to that opinion, Sweet John. “ Talk dirty to me ” I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow. “ Siri talk dirty to me ” The carpet needs vacuuming
10:02 AM 34% D Verizon 6 Siri you're a dirty girl 99 You're certainly entitled to that opinion, Sweet John. “ Talk dirty to me ” I can't. I'm as clean as the driven snow. “ Siri talk dirty to me ” The carpet needs vacuuming

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9:01 PM ○ 64% 66 What's wrong with me 99 As far as I can tell, nothing. 66 What's wrong with me 99 Why, nothing's wrong with you, Shaun 66 What's wrong with me 99 Now look here, Shaun. You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you
9:01 PM ○ 64% 66 What's wrong with me 99 As far as I can tell, nothing. 66 What's wrong with me 99 Why, nothing's wrong with you, Shaun 66 What's wrong with me 99 Now look here, Shaun. You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you

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L-Verizon 15:57 66 How do l use the force 99 OK, here you go: · Input interpretation *Newton's law of universal gravitation Equation Gmi m2 r2 F gravitational force m primary mass .m2 secondary mass r distance
L-Verizon 15:57 66 How do l use the force 99 OK, here you go: · Input interpretation *Newton's law of universal gravitation Equation Gmi m2 r2 F gravitational force m primary mass .m2 secondary mass r distance

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"111 Verizon令 11 :25 AM 83 %し What can I help you with? 66 Write me a note 99 Here's your note: l me a
"111 Verizon令 11 :25 AM 83 %し What can I help you with? 66 Write me a note 99 Here's your note: l me a

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