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Even Spellcheck is Confused

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.

Trying so Hard to be Interested

CAS CHE Shower Feelings @feelings_shower Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in. :

CAS CHE Shower Feelings @feelings_shower Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in. :

Real Panic

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings ... One of the scariest experiences you can have playing sports is losing a ball in the sunlight and knowing it's coming down somewhere in the vicinity of your face.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings ... One of the scariest experiences you can have playing sports is losing a ball in the sunlight and knowing it's coming down somewhere in the vicinity of your face.

Wonder What it is

Shower Feelings @feelings_shower : We don't know what the most successful lie in history was because it is still being believed

Shower Feelings @feelings_shower : We don't know what the most successful lie in history was because it is still being believed

What a Shame

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Someone probably looked at you once, thought how attractive you were, and didn't have the confidence to tell you so you never knew.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Someone probably looked at you once, thought how attractive you were, and didn't have the confidence to tell you so you never knew.

Yep

Ⓡ Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If you're introverted and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introverted and ugly, you become a weirdo.

Ⓡ Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If you're introverted and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introverted and ugly, you become a weirdo.

Don't Like That

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If ears didn't evolve, humans wouldn't know there was sound. So it's possible there are things going on around us in which we don't have a body part to decipher it.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If ears didn't evolve, humans wouldn't know there was sound. So it's possible there are things going on around us in which we don't have a body part to decipher it.

Where is This Bar

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings I just realized that whenever I hear a 'walks into a bar' joke, I've been picturing the same bar my whole life. I wonder if it exists somewhere or if it's just a mesh of different bars I saw on TV as a kid.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings I just realized that whenever I hear a 'walks into a bar' joke, I've been picturing the same bar my whole life. I wonder if it exists somewhere or if it's just a mesh of different bars I saw on TV as a kid.

Hmm

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings A dried strawberry is a dried strawberry, a dried blueberry is a dried blueberry, a dried mango is a dried mango, but a dried grape is a raisin.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings A dried strawberry is a dried strawberry, a dried blueberry is a dried blueberry, a dried mango is a dried mango, but a dried grape is a raisin.

Debatable

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings You were that attractive stranger someone was too nervous to talk to.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings You were that attractive stranger someone was too nervous to talk to.

Strangely True

CIE Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Statistically speaking, the only way to score a zero on a multiple choice test is if you know all the answers.

CIE Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Statistically speaking, the only way to score a zero on a multiple choice test is if you know all the answers.

Yeah...

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Countries that want people to have more kids seem to really like making everything involved in that decision really expensive. 10:20 AM - Oct 18, 2023 3,777 Views 176 43 □ ... ↑

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Countries that want people to have more kids seem to really like making everything involved in that decision really expensive. 10:20 AM - Oct 18, 2023 3,777 Views 176 43 □ ... ↑

Technically Yes

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings 50/50 and 10/10 have completely different meanings, but mathematically are the same thing

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings 50/50 and 10/10 have completely different meanings, but mathematically are the same thing

Yep

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings When you're tired at night, everything's funny. When you're tired in the morning, nothing's funny.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings When you're tired at night, everything's funny. When you're tired in the morning, nothing's funny.

That Time of The Year

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings a cold room at night & a cold room in the mornings are 2 different colds

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings a cold room at night & a cold room in the mornings are 2 different colds

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Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings. Follow Humans put in a lot of effort to smell good only to be creeped out when someone tells them they smell good. 5:29 PM - Aug 13, 2023 140 Reply ↑ Share Read 2 replies X Ⓡ

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings. Follow Humans put in a lot of effort to smell good only to be creeped out when someone tells them they smell good. 5:29 PM - Aug 13, 2023 140 Reply ↑ Share Read 2 replies X Ⓡ