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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have to two pizzas. but if you stack two lasagnas then you still have one lasagna

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna
If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna

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pizza food

solves that problem

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/jonnywholingers 6 days ago S If the Earth was flat, we could dump our most problematic waste off the side.
r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/jonnywholingers 6 days ago S If the Earth was flat, we could dump our most problematic waste off the side.

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flat earth the edge garbage

double whammy

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/RedditEffigy 3 days ago 23 23 34 E 93 4 Bisexuals probably get the most out of straight p---.
r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/RedditEffigy 3 days ago 23 23 34 E 93 4 Bisexuals probably get the most out of straight p---.

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bisexual efficient efficiency

enjoy it while it lasts

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/bhally80 6 days ago 25 3 3 8 It's not your money, it's just your turn to play with it
r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/bhally80 6 days ago 25 3 3 8 It's not your money, it's just your turn to play with it

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money taking money economics my money

Not if you ask my Vegan friends

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/killedbyboneshark 1 day ago 5 6 2 8 Having a dead animal in your fridge is disturbing and disgusting. Having cut pieces of a dead animal is fine.
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/killedbyboneshark 1 day ago 5 6 2 8 Having a dead animal in your fridge is disturbing and disgusting. Having cut pieces of a dead animal is fine.

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animals meat fridge

WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU

r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/superflippy 4 days ago 2 36 3 If you suddenly found yourself in another person's body, all the little aches & pains & annoyances they've learned to ignore would probably be almost intolerable.
r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/superflippy 4 days ago 2 36 3 If you suddenly found yourself in another person's body, all the little aches & pains & annoyances they've learned to ignore would probably be almost intolerable.

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little things body transformation

even if they park in the garage

r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/BadgerBoyG428 3 days ago 2 9 3 S8 8 Even though Uber drivers drive a car all day, they walk to work.
r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/BadgerBoyG428 3 days ago 2 9 3 S8 8 Even though Uber drivers drive a car all day, they walk to work.

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garage uber uber driver walk to work

all other rescues will think they are too late

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/zelgadiss44 5 days ago 36 15 3 27 18 If people stranded on deserted islands don't clean up their 'HELP' signs before they leave rescuers would spend hours looking for someone who isn't there
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/zelgadiss44 5 days ago 36 15 3 27 18 If people stranded on deserted islands don't clean up their 'HELP' signs before they leave rescuers would spend hours looking for someone who isn't there

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too late halp help sign stranded on an island

That just gelatin talk

A r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/edgememeston 1 month ago Golden Showerthought Award O 58 3 92 2 71 107 W 2 90 Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.
A r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/edgememeston 1 month ago Golden Showerthought Award O 58 3 92 2 71 107 W 2 90 Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

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gelatin bones worms gummy worms

Survival of the fastest

C r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/grasscid 11 days ago 2 2 S the reason flies are so dang fast is because our ancestors smooshed all the slow ones
C r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/grasscid 11 days ago 2 2 S the reason flies are so dang fast is because our ancestors smooshed all the slow ones

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evolution survival of the fittest flies bugs insects

the logic check out

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/xarzilla 7 days ago Dogs must think toilets are our most prized possessions since we always pee there marking the same spot every day
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/xarzilla 7 days ago Dogs must think toilets are our most prized possessions since we always pee there marking the same spot every day

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dog logic prized posession dog thought

laptops

r/Showerthoughts |• 19m If wireless PC's existed, we could literally take them anywhere and use them to be even more productive than having to plug it in into a socket all the time. + Vote 9 Share BEST COMMENTS • 18m You mean, a laptop? Reply 个 Vote • 17m I think I said PC's very clearly Reply 1 Vote
r/Showerthoughts |• 19m If wireless PC's existed, we could literally take them anywhere and use them to be even more productive than having to plug it in into a socket all the time. + Vote 9 Share BEST COMMENTS • 18m You mean, a laptop? Reply 个 Vote • 17m I think I said PC's very clearly Reply 1 Vote

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laptops pcs wireless /r/facepalm

track pants

r/Showerthoughts u/fragilewhiteguy- • 7h In 20 years our kids are gonna look at pictures of us and tell us how stupid we all look in our ultraboosts and track pants. Mindblowing 1.9k 150 1 Share O Award BEST COMMENTS aBlatantAsshole • 5h A S 2 Awards Why 20 years, you look like an idiot now Reply 1 680
r/Showerthoughts u/fragilewhiteguy- • 7h In 20 years our kids are gonna look at pictures of us and tell us how stupid we all look in our ultraboosts and track pants. Mindblowing 1.9k 150 1 Share O Award BEST COMMENTS aBlatantAsshole • 5h A S 2 Awards Why 20 years, you look like an idiot now Reply 1 680

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20 years track pants outfits /r/murderedbywords

/r/suicidebywords fashion sense

r/Showerthoughts moosed 1d No one in the world has the exact same wardrobe that you do Mindblowing 1 Share BEST COMMENTS ellste 1d I'm gonna call that a real good thing for them. Reply 4
r/Showerthoughts moosed 1d No one in the world has the exact same wardrobe that you do Mindblowing 1 Share BEST COMMENTS ellste 1d I'm gonna call that a real good thing for them. Reply 4

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wardrobe fashion sense /r/suicidebywords

the lorax

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/EmptyStupidity 1 day ago The Lorax is a story about saving trees, that's written on trees
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/EmptyStupidity 1 day ago The Lorax is a story about saving trees, that's written on trees

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the lorax trees paper

vampires

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Bed_RockStar 1 day ago Vampires always have great hair, even though they can't see themselves in a mirror.
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Bed_RockStar 1 day ago Vampires always have great hair, even though they can't see themselves in a mirror.

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vampires hair mirrors

turtles

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/snowmanmcgeefordayz 12 days ago Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep in their own homes.
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/snowmanmcgeefordayz 12 days ago Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep in their own homes.

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turtles sleepovers shells

candle wax

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/smokeymctokerson 9 days ago Candle wax just disappears into thin air and nobody says a f------ thing about it.
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/smokeymctokerson 9 days ago Candle wax just disappears into thin air and nobody says a f------ thing about it.

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candle wax disappearing

dogs with owners

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/fuzedpumpkin 3 days ago Dogs probably don't mind coronavirus quarantine since they get to spend all day with their owners.
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/fuzedpumpkin 3 days ago Dogs probably don't mind coronavirus quarantine since they get to spend all day with their owners.

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coronavirus dogs owners

chicken nuggets

r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/heftylaxgod 26 days ago S When chicken nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs, they're just in the shape of their ancestors
r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/heftylaxgod 26 days ago S When chicken nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs, they're just in the shape of their ancestors

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chicken nuggets shapes dinosaurs