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Better Parenting

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings You should let your kids stay up however long they want but force them to go to school in the morning or they lose their allowance. That's closer to preparing them to adulthood than making them go to sleep.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings You should let your kids stay up however long they want but force them to go to school in the morning or they lose their allowance. That's closer to preparing them to adulthood than making them go to sleep.

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Every Time

This only happens when I'm angry or late

This only happens when I'm angry or late

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So Embarrassing

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The real walk of shame is going back to your friends after bowling a gutter ball.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The real walk of shame is going back to your friends after bowling a gutter ball.

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Yep

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

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Technically True

H Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings When it rains, tall people get wet first.

H Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings When it rains, tall people get wet first.

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Hmm

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings When people make fun of you for being short, they're just saying the worst part about you is that there isn't more of you.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings When people make fun of you for being short, they're just saying the worst part about you is that there isn't more of you.

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I Just Haven't

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings ... don't date me unless you want to be constantly amazed by the amount of movies and shows i've just never seen

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings ... don't date me unless you want to be constantly amazed by the amount of movies and shows i've just never seen

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Kinda True

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.

Even Spellcheck is Confused

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.

Trying so Hard to be Interested

CAS CHE Shower Feelings @feelings_shower Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in. :

CAS CHE Shower Feelings @feelings_shower Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in. :

Real Panic

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings ... One of the scariest experiences you can have playing sports is losing a ball in the sunlight and knowing it's coming down somewhere in the vicinity of your face.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings ... One of the scariest experiences you can have playing sports is losing a ball in the sunlight and knowing it's coming down somewhere in the vicinity of your face.

Wonder What it is

Shower Feelings @feelings_shower : We don't know what the most successful lie in history was because it is still being believed

Shower Feelings @feelings_shower : We don't know what the most successful lie in history was because it is still being believed

What a Shame

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Someone probably looked at you once, thought how attractive you were, and didn't have the confidence to tell you so you never knew.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Someone probably looked at you once, thought how attractive you were, and didn't have the confidence to tell you so you never knew.

Yep

Ⓡ Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If you're introverted and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introverted and ugly, you become a weirdo.

Ⓡ Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If you're introverted and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introverted and ugly, you become a weirdo.

Don't Like That

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If ears didn't evolve, humans wouldn't know there was sound. So it's possible there are things going on around us in which we don't have a body part to decipher it.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If ears didn't evolve, humans wouldn't know there was sound. So it's possible there are things going on around us in which we don't have a body part to decipher it.

Where is This Bar

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings I just realized that whenever I hear a 'walks into a bar' joke, I've been picturing the same bar my whole life. I wonder if it exists somewhere or if it's just a mesh of different bars I saw on TV as a kid.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings I just realized that whenever I hear a 'walks into a bar' joke, I've been picturing the same bar my whole life. I wonder if it exists somewhere or if it's just a mesh of different bars I saw on TV as a kid.

Hmm

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings A dried strawberry is a dried strawberry, a dried blueberry is a dried blueberry, a dried mango is a dried mango, but a dried grape is a raisin.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings A dried strawberry is a dried strawberry, a dried blueberry is a dried blueberry, a dried mango is a dried mango, but a dried grape is a raisin.

Debatable

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings You were that attractive stranger someone was too nervous to talk to.

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings You were that attractive stranger someone was too nervous to talk to.

Strangely True

CIE Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Statistically speaking, the only way to score a zero on a multiple choice test is if you know all the answers.

CIE Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Statistically speaking, the only way to score a zero on a multiple choice test is if you know all the answers.

Yeah...

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Countries that want people to have more kids seem to really like making everything involved in that decision really expensive. 10:20 AM - Oct 18, 2023 3,777 Views 176 43 □ ... ↑

Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Countries that want people to have more kids seem to really like making everything involved in that decision really expensive. 10:20 AM - Oct 18, 2023 3,777 Views 176 43 □ ... ↑