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: Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)23:49:08 No.821343382 >be me >3-4 years old, I can't believe that I still remember this s----- story >mom is taking a bath, I was s------- at that time >dad had to wipe my ass because I was too young to know how to do it 15 KB PNG >as I feel the last bit of s--- coming out of my ass, I immediately stand up and hop in the bathub >bathub was too tall, I had to rub my ass on it's edge while hopping in >happy me playing in the water full of soap foam >looks at mom's terrified face >notice big ass s--- stain on the bathub edge >dad forgot to wipe my ass, he starts to laugh >mom is still terrified >mfw me and my mom took a bath of s---
: Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)23:49:08 No.821343382 >be me >3-4 years old, I can't believe that I still remember this s----- story >mom is taking a bath, I was s------- at that time >dad had to wipe my ass because I was too young to know how to do it 15 KB PNG >as I feel the last bit of s--- coming out of my ass, I immediately stand up and hop in the bathub >bathub was too tall, I had to rub my ass on it's edge while hopping in >happy me playing in the water full of soap foam >looks at mom's terrified face >notice big ass s--- stain on the bathub edge >dad forgot to wipe my ass, he starts to laugh >mom is still terrified >mfw me and my mom took a bath of s---

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File: 1582345641521.jpg (41 KB, 367x401) O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)23:27:34 No.56850359 [Reply] >at store >go to checkout >cute cashier girl starts making small talk with me >give autistic one word answers >take bags and leave >think about marrying her and our entire future together entire trip home WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
File: 1582345641521.jpg (41 KB, 367x401) O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)23:27:34 No.56850359 [Reply] >at store >go to checkout >cute cashier girl starts making small talk with me >give autistic one word answers >take bags and leave >think about marrying her and our entire future together entire trip home WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

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Diamonds | /r/4chan

File: 556D6AC1-E956-479A-BOD2-A(.). jpg (46 KB, 680x380) Anonymous 02/24/20(Mon)15:09:13 No.821359108 [Reply] >>821361658 Why dont we make bulletproof vests out of diamond since diamond is the hardest metal? + 11 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/24/20(Mon)15:51:11 No.821361658 >>821361996 File: m_572e65116a5830ba7303c50c.jpg (95 KB, 580x580) >>821359108 (OP) they do make diamond vests retard
File: 556D6AC1-E956-479A-BOD2-A(.). jpg (46 KB, 680x380) Anonymous 02/24/20(Mon)15:09:13 No.821359108 [Reply] >>821361658 Why dont we make bulletproof vests out of diamond since diamond is the hardest metal? + 11 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/24/20(Mon)15:51:11 No.821361658 >>821361996 File: m_572e65116a5830ba7303c50c.jpg (95 KB, 580x580) >>821359108 (OP) they do make diamond vests retard

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Anon hates happeningfags. | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: jhPtfvvo ) EE Happeningfags 02/23/20(Sun)19:51:53 No.245000714 God do I wish any of the happenings posted here nowadays were real, you actually have no f------ clue. I've been shitposting in 400 generals denying it but my f------ god, I hope this corona virus 8 KB JPG becomes a seriously out of control happening. Not cause I want millions of innocents to die, nor cause I want society to collapse. But if it did collapse, l'd f------ kill so many of you happeningfags you have no f------ clue. You would feel so protected by your autistic shitposting and before you know it, l'd come along and f------ kill you just for being a retard. You would have absolutely no defense, you're all limp wristed depressed p---- f------. I would bust through your door and suplex you so fast. There would be nothing you could possibly do. I wouldn't even need to follow up with anything, the suplex would be an opening and finishing blow, instant f------ death. God do I f------ hate happeningfags.
: Anonymous (ID: jhPtfvvo ) EE Happeningfags 02/23/20(Sun)19:51:53 No.245000714 God do I wish any of the happenings posted here nowadays were real, you actually have no f------ clue. I've been shitposting in 400 generals denying it but my f------ god, I hope this corona virus 8 KB JPG becomes a seriously out of control happening. Not cause I want millions of innocents to die, nor cause I want society to collapse. But if it did collapse, l'd f------ kill so many of you happeningfags you have no f------ clue. You would feel so protected by your autistic shitposting and before you know it, l'd come along and f------ kill you just for being a retard. You would have absolutely no defense, you're all limp wristed depressed p---- f------. I would bust through your door and suplex you so fast. There would be nothing you could possibly do. I wouldn't even need to follow up with anything, the suplex would be an opening and finishing blow, instant f------ death. God do I f------ hate happeningfags.

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Anon cracks a joke | /r/4chan

Anonymous (ID: JVJMMI) 02/23/20(Sun)22:28:08 No. 17401767 File: 9C52A41D-EAC7-46DF-9F6F-B(..).png (52 KB, 416x356) >>17401892 >>17397285 (OP) >really quiet at work >want to be more open as boss confronts me and tells me to be more social >black coworker eating soup next to me >he starts moving his pens, papers, keyboard around looking for something >he says out loud "where did I put my crackers?" >I think this is a great opportunity to crack I joke >I say "haha, what did you just call me??" >he looks at me like I have 3 heads >coworkers around me suddenly stop there chit chat and the entire room is silent for 5-10 seconds >l'm horrified at this point >black coworker says nothing and continues looking for his crackers Why do I even try
Anonymous (ID: JVJMMI) 02/23/20(Sun)22:28:08 No. 17401767 File: 9C52A41D-EAC7-46DF-9F6F-B(..).png (52 KB, 416x356) >>17401892 >>17397285 (OP) >really quiet at work >want to be more open as boss confronts me and tells me to be more social >black coworker eating soup next to me >he starts moving his pens, papers, keyboard around looking for something >he says out loud "where did I put my crackers?" >I think this is a great opportunity to crack I joke >I say "haha, what did you just call me??" >he looks at me like I have 3 heads >coworkers around me suddenly stop there chit chat and the entire room is silent for 5-10 seconds >l'm horrified at this point >black coworker says nothing and continues looking for his crackers Why do I even try

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Anon loves scifi | /r/4chan

No. 129815808 2/23/20 18:31:55 1575732508927.jpg JPG 94.1 kB 1280x718 Computer, generate a realistic rendition of a stylized cartoon character from 21st century japan resembling an underage girl. 2 replies
No. 129815808 2/23/20 18:31:55 1575732508927.jpg JPG 94.1 kB 1280x718 Computer, generate a realistic rendition of a stylized cartoon character from 21st century japan resembling an underage girl. 2 replies

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/v/ has theories about the grave in Animal Crossing | /r/4chan

@lrregu O Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)13:18:20 No.497114189 Why is there a f*cking grave? #AnimalCrossingDirect what the f--- U Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)13:21:03 No.497114448 It's where they buried your manhood if play this game for women and 5 year olds. you Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)13:22:13 No.497114553 NOO00 MY GOODY FEELY GAME REMINDS ME OF MY TRANSGENDER 7:00 AM - 20 Feb 20- Twitter Web App FRIEND DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!! Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)13:22:51 No.497114615 >>497114189 (OP) # >NO00 I DON'T WANT REAL LIFE ENCROACHING ON MY TRANQUIL ANIMAL FANTASY LAND IT'S MY ONLY ESCAPE FROM THE CARELESS MARCH OF TIME NOOO000
@lrregu O Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)13:18:20 No.497114189 Why is there a f*cking grave? #AnimalCrossingDirect what the f--- U Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)13:21:03 No.497114448 It's where they buried your manhood if play this game for women and 5 year olds. you Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)13:22:13 No.497114553 NOO00 MY GOODY FEELY GAME REMINDS ME OF MY TRANSGENDER 7:00 AM - 20 Feb 20- Twitter Web App FRIEND DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!! Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)13:22:51 No.497114615 >>497114189 (OP) # >NO00 I DON'T WANT REAL LIFE ENCROACHING ON MY TRANQUIL ANIMAL FANTASY LAND IT'S MY ONLY ESCAPE FROM THE CARELESS MARCH OF TIME NOOO000

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Anon makes a bold statement | /r/4chan

3h · 821334874· 18 Replies 111 Re · 16 Img · JPG 12KB (357 × 296) Anyone who wears these should be killed. No questions asked. 3h · 821334973 >>821334874 (OP) Yeah, and let's round up the minorities while we're at it
3h · 821334874· 18 Replies 111 Re · 16 Img · JPG 12KB (357 × 296) Anyone who wears these should be killed. No questions asked. 3h · 821334973 >>821334874 (OP) Yeah, and let's round up the minorities while we're at it

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G*rmanon asks the hard questions | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: pGPxzaw9 ) 02/23/20(Sun)11:33:43 No.244983688 What is wrong with humans? There's literally a garbage island just floating out in the ocean. 92 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: pGPxzaw9) 02/23/20(Sun)11:34:11 No.244983747 Oops, wrong pic. 142 KB PNG >>244984193 # >>244984204 # >>244984293 # >>244984460 # >>244984492 # >>244984786 # >>244985383 # >>244985568 # >>244985608 # >>244985694 # >>244985916 # >>244987244 # >>244987260 # >>244987344 # >>244987375 # >>244988612 # >>244988798 # >>244988826 # >>244989060 # >>244990340 # >>244990700 # >>244991319 # >>244991566 # >>244991687 # >>244992120 # >>244992855 # >>244993095 # >>244993386 # >>244993461 # >>244993528 # >>244993611 # >>244993708 # >>244993709 # >>244994027 # >>244994262 # >>244994370 # >>244994374 # >>244994478 # >>244994540 # >>244994934 # >>244995164 # >>244995439 # >>244996363 # >>244996958 # >>244997453 # >>244998875 # >>244999733 # >>245001947 # >>245006013 # >>245006203 # >>245006332 # >>245006400 # >>245006681 # >>245006695 # >>245007524 # >>245008321 # >>245008537 # >>245008662 # >>245008774 # >>245009173 # >>245011881 # >>245012225 # >>245014004 # >>245019453 #
: Anonymous (ID: pGPxzaw9 ) 02/23/20(Sun)11:33:43 No.244983688 What is wrong with humans? There's literally a garbage island just floating out in the ocean. 92 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: pGPxzaw9) 02/23/20(Sun)11:34:11 No.244983747 Oops, wrong pic. 142 KB PNG >>244984193 # >>244984204 # >>244984293 # >>244984460 # >>244984492 # >>244984786 # >>244985383 # >>244985568 # >>244985608 # >>244985694 # >>244985916 # >>244987244 # >>244987260 # >>244987344 # >>244987375 # >>244988612 # >>244988798 # >>244988826 # >>244989060 # >>244990340 # >>244990700 # >>244991319 # >>244991566 # >>244991687 # >>244992120 # >>244992855 # >>244993095 # >>244993386 # >>244993461 # >>244993528 # >>244993611 # >>244993708 # >>244993709 # >>244994027 # >>244994262 # >>244994370 # >>244994374 # >>244994478 # >>244994540 # >>244994934 # >>244995164 # >>244995439 # >>244996363 # >>244996958 # >>244997453 # >>244998875 # >>244999733 # >>245001947 # >>245006013 # >>245006203 # >>245006332 # >>245006400 # >>245006681 # >>245006695 # >>245007524 # >>245008321 # >>245008537 # >>245008662 # >>245008774 # >>245009173 # >>245011881 # >>245012225 # >>245014004 # >>245019453 #

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Mr giga on online safety | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat) 18:19:06 No.118247115 >I should read this software's EULA before installing it. 100 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)18:22:12 No.118247248 >>118247115 (OP) # >Do I agree? No. 62 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)18:36:15 No.118247822 >l don't use any software that doesn't respect my privacy. 85 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat) 18:19:06 No.118247115 >I should read this software's EULA before installing it. 100 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)18:22:12 No.118247248 >>118247115 (OP) # >Do I agree? No. 62 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)18:36:15 No.118247822 >l don't use any software that doesn't respect my privacy. 85 KB JPG

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Bernie isn't the boogie man. | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: pwTiiMvl 02/23/20(Sun)04:49:22 No.244943739 >promises things that are the norm in every developed first- world country >Americans claim that's "radical" and "communistic" You guys really love licking those boots, eh? 78 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: s2zy5C08 02/23/20(Sun)04:50:58 No.244943849 >>244943739 (OP) # Bootlicking is one of America's proudest traditions. >>244944457 # >>244946178 # >>244948968 # >>244949505 # >>244949654 # >>244952782 # : Anonymous (ID: 6gYWuY2c ) 02/23/20(Sun)04:51:07 No.244943859 >>244943739 (OP) # Americans also love to die for the interests of their corporate overlords in the Middle East. >>244949505 # >>244952782 #
: Anonymous (ID: pwTiiMvl 02/23/20(Sun)04:49:22 No.244943739 >promises things that are the norm in every developed first- world country >Americans claim that's "radical" and "communistic" You guys really love licking those boots, eh? 78 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: s2zy5C08 02/23/20(Sun)04:50:58 No.244943849 >>244943739 (OP) # Bootlicking is one of America's proudest traditions. >>244944457 # >>244946178 # >>244948968 # >>244949505 # >>244949654 # >>244952782 # : Anonymous (ID: 6gYWuY2c ) 02/23/20(Sun)04:51:07 No.244943859 >>244943739 (OP) # Americans also love to die for the interests of their corporate overlords in the Middle East. >>244949505 # >>244952782 #

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Robot is very tired... | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)01:03:29 No.56867278 FCCAOE80-CD6F-43AB-919C-4A449AA9E5C1.jpg 289 KB JPG I did nothing to anyone but yet you all see me in the light of preset stereotype or some sort of smart ass from how I look. I just want to be taken seriously. I just want to be understood. I'm making it so easy for others and giving such patience for the conscience of others but yet, they continue to forsake me in a way they think is subtle but is very much visible and hurts more than anything. If i don't cry when you do I'm an a------, but if I laugh at your joke l'm just someone who want to be a part of something they aren't deserving of. I just want to know why, just why is everyone so f------ insincere. I'm truly done, so f------ tired, so f------ tired. Just help me exist, help me understand. Then you're the one complaining how you'll die one day and you have such a sad life while you really just quietly try to f--- over everyone around you. I thought we were supposed to help each other. I thought we were supposed to be kind. I'm just so f------ tired, so f------ tired, so f------ tired...
: Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)01:03:29 No.56867278 FCCAOE80-CD6F-43AB-919C-4A449AA9E5C1.jpg 289 KB JPG I did nothing to anyone but yet you all see me in the light of preset stereotype or some sort of smart ass from how I look. I just want to be taken seriously. I just want to be understood. I'm making it so easy for others and giving such patience for the conscience of others but yet, they continue to forsake me in a way they think is subtle but is very much visible and hurts more than anything. If i don't cry when you do I'm an a------, but if I laugh at your joke l'm just someone who want to be a part of something they aren't deserving of. I just want to know why, just why is everyone so f------ insincere. I'm truly done, so f------ tired, so f------ tired. Just help me exist, help me understand. Then you're the one complaining how you'll die one day and you have such a sad life while you really just quietly try to f--- over everyone around you. I thought we were supposed to help each other. I thought we were supposed to be kind. I'm just so f------ tired, so f------ tired, so f------ tired...

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/pol/ insider on Coronavirus unfolding (Jan 31st) | /r/4chan

IF ONLY YOU KNEW [225 / 14 / 90 pull your stocks now--pandemic incoming AnonymouS ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:41:18 No.241674007 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>241674500 >>241674603 >>241677897 >>241678354 >>241678891 >>241679021 >>241679127 >>241679264 >>241679757 >>241683871 >>241686179 >>241687690 >>241688699 >>241688803 >>241690003 >>241690048 >>241691111 >>241693680 >>241693897 >>241696397 >>241697688 >>241700844 >>241701543 >>241703639 >>241704234 So I'm kind of glad I didn't say anything about it two days ago when I was tempted to post but I knew about this ahead of time. I decided against posting on Tuesday that WHO was about to declare a global emergency but I've still had mixed feelings and I can't be easily identified at this point so l'll let you know now /pol/ that it's way worse than what you're being told. I'll preface this by saying I work in finance and have friends and family in the medical industry and field, including at CDC and one close friend at WHO. HOW BAD IT REALLY IS. 36KİB, 337x253, If only you knew.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace For starters the Ro (pronounced R naught) is actually around 6, not 3. Secondly it's slightly more lethal in current form, with China covering up a LOT of the deaths by passing them off as heart attacks, pneumonia, kidney failure, all sorts of official causes to hide the real numbers. CDC and WHO are highly aware of this. You will also hear the phrase "confirmed cases." It's presently thought by epidemiologists that China surpassed 120,000 cases on Tuesday at the lowest; it is also possible they hit 100k over a week ago. All they know for sure is China definitely had at minimum 120,000 infections by Tuesday. There are very high profile investors who've been silently pulling out ahead of time. Travel and tourism, the hospitality and service industries, these are just the most immediate and obvious. Manufacturing is about to go on a wild ride. The only "safe" industries to invest in right now are the biomedical fields and plastics oddly enough. Virtually all other industries are going to be massively hit and anybody in the know has been trying to do this as quietly as possible before SHTF partly to avoid insider trading allegations but more importantly to not start a panic. This is also why CDC and WHO is hiding it. So far as they are concerned, no matter how bad the disease is, a panic is always going to be worse. This is also why a lot of economists are downplaying it or outright lying to you. in the next year or two. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:42:29 No.241674181 Report Quoted By: >>241696077 In the coming months the disease is going to be sustaining infections globally including sustained local infections in virtually every major metropolitan center on earth by late May. US CDC and WHO are both projecting anywhere from 60,000 to 2 million deaths by early summer. Again, they are downplaying this because 2 million is not considered to be a lot of people, but that's under their assumption that they can stall the infections in every major urban zone. Now for the bad part. They are expecting this thing to mutate further. Those results from the Australian lab are not good. This virus has a very high propensity to mutate into a highly lethal form and WHO is predicting a fairly probable likelihood that if it reaches certain bat populations in Brazil that it can jump to a 15% lethality rate. That means that the minute you hear about Rio or Brasilia or wherever reporting cases you need to immediately make sure you've got a month worth of supplies because it's going to start killing many millions of people. So far as people like WHO are concerned who deal with numbers like that all the time this isn't major and they're more concerned about lying to you that everything is not that bad because their calculus is that more people will die from refusing to seek medical treatment for anything from cancer to heart disease or other illnesses from hysteria over getting infected with this nCoV. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:44:49 No.241674447 E Report Quoted By: >>241683415 >>241690763 They are also highly aware of the fact that most countries particularly the US have no surge capacity. Basically what this means is that hospitals have a certain threshold of average occupied beds versus spare capacity in emergency events, and that a massive enough disaster can immediately render EMS useless. ALL of Hubei had already hit and surpassed the surge capacity of Chinese hospitals over a week ago. Presently a majority of Chinese major metropolitan areas are hitting surge capacity as we speak and you're going to know I was telling you the truth when reports of martial law being enforced throughout China enters the news in the following week or two. This is a highly virulent disease whose spread is now estimated to be unstoppable in the bad but not worst case scenario. The markets are going to panic. Chinese markets have not initially opened yet which is why this is going to come as a major shock starting next week. It's going to floor the markets. People will remain blindly hopeful as things keep getting worse. If you've got major investments in the stock market you're going to get hosed. Pretty much what everybody who knows anything is expecting behind closed doors is that we're about to enter a major and possibly protracted recession. We're overstretched in a lot of areas so we've already been expecting some possible corrections here and there but what's been happening in China is going to tank their economy so bad that no matter how much state interference in the market and lying and desperate money printing the Chinese pull they're simply not going to manage to hide this one and it's going to ripple strongly throughout the Asian markets and finally wash us in the US and EU. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:46:01 No.241674613 E Report Quoted By: >>241698420 >>241699620 Remember, the most optimistic prediction at this point is 60,000 people are going to get killed in the next few months. It's highly infectious with an R6, probable chance of further mutations, infectious during the prodromal phase, and it's airborne. The only reason you're not already seeing thousands of people confirmed outside of China yet is because the incubation period but believe me the WHO is already talking about how "problematic" modeling the Chinese response in Western countries is going to be, and the first country thev want to trv it out in is Italv. If it beains a large outbreak in a maior Italian citv they want to work through the Italian authorities and world health organizations to begin locking down Italian cities in a vain attempt to slow down the spread at least until they can develop and distribute vaccines, which btw is where you need to start investing. The not just bad but scary case scenario is that they fail to contain it and that it also mutates in South America. This is going to be far, far worse than the Spanish flu if that happens and it's going to completely crash the global economy. This is concerned by world health authorities to be "only" 20.6-7% probable of happening however so as far as they're concerned they're taking it one step at a time not to start a panic, but it is estimated a one in five chance of over a hundred million people dying in the next year. Redfield is aware of this along with some other top American CDC staff and triaging the situation the situation according to that logic. Ask Kyle about this when you've got a chance. European health authorities do not seem fully debriefed on all this yet but WHO as far as l'm aware is where the numbers themselves mostly originated along with the models. Anonymous ID:CM72d28I Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:46:27 No.241674665 Report Imagine if it wipes out the boomers and burns through the supply of cheap labor American consumerism relies on. Could accelerate things a lot. Anonymous ID:nQzos2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:47:08 No.241674761 E Report Quoted By: >>241687985 >>241696726 I'm not saying to panic. I somewhat agree with them even. I just think it's a really s----- thing to not be sharing this information with the public because they arrogantly think we're all irrational and shouldn't be informed as they are. I'm a bit peeved with that we're rational and you're not attitude of some of these people. But with that being said there's no stopping what's about to happen to the markets now and the only thing stopping it is by everybody like me telling the truth to our investors and then lying our pants off in public to everybody as we're trying to prevent a full scale panic as everyone understands the gravity of the situation and starts a mass sell off all at once, so it's become a me and mine mentality of a lot of people to advise your clients accordingly and pull the f--- out and into everything else even memecoin, gold, and government bonds before everybody else figures out what's happening because hey, if you're in a crowded concert and a fire is starting it makes more sense to quietly exit the building before anyone knows what's going on then shout fire and get trampled under the stamped right? Just be aware of the key thing: Brazilian and other South American cities. If it spreads there too badly and they can't be contained then we're all f-----. Even without that happening tens of millions of people are probably about to be infected, and possibly even hundreds of millions within the next year or two. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:54:51 No.241675695 I Report Quoted By: >>241676262 >>241690368 >>241674261 >>241674603 >>241674540 >>241674261 Listen I don't care if you believe me or not. No, I'm not going to specifically name names which of my close friends and family member work for WHO and CDC and are thus violating the media blackout. I'm also not going to post even the name or pics of stationary for the brokerage I work at, in that case not because of this as much as not wanting to get fired for posting on /pol/. I've already gotten warnings about inappropriate use of company time and resources as it is so l'm posting from home. It's no sweat off my back I mean you can go out and set all your money on fire so far as I care. I just feel, almost something like guilt not talking about it. I figure fellow /pol/acks aren't all bad and at least deserve enough of a heads up to protect your investments and other interests as well as your loved ones. I mean you're going to know I told you the truth in about a week one way or the other. Me not telling you about WHO being about to declare a global emergency is just whatever and let's me say the more important things about to go down than that. I don't think they're going to figure out who's been breaking all those gags and media blackout any time soon anyway. Oh and if you have any hotel or airline investments, man do I feel bad for you bro. >>241675870 Already told you right now it's all about plastics and biomed. You play this right you're going to be freaking rich with a small put. There's also rumors about going into textiles and disposable fabrics and things related to paper milling if we get enough of a pandemic panic but I think the concept is idiotic because yorue not just assuming people start burning their clothes practically but that a lot of that industry is in China. It's one of the stupidest rumors I heard yet and I think you're going to see catastrophic damage to those industries because there's so much of it relying on India and China. Blackout? They're trying to calmly in I guess doctorly fashion you'd call it break the news slowly. You'll notice how long it took them to publicly declare the emergency. I think the biggest thing you should've noticed is how much they overplayed how awesome China is and how much everything is under control. When they things being under control that hard it means it's in reality that bad and going to get that much worse. Simply stated, epidemiologists and people in the medical profession are quietly freaking out right now. They're also the most likely to get infected and then maybe infect their loved ones so I don't blame them. Don't expect official numbers to start getting published by world health authorities about the truth in China any time soon. Possibly not even until after the happening is already ending. What you're going to see is massive amounts of person to person transmission throughout the West over the next three weeks and that they cant cover up, only manage the message. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 04:15:26 No.241678080 Report Quoted By: >>241678789 >>241678802 >>241705241 >>241676259 Euros. You have no idea how much of my assets I've already dropped into euros. The US is particularly going to get f----- hard by this. People are going to start dropping in the streets because they're too scared of doctor bills, our surge capacity is absolutely TERRIBLE, our state level agencies are not coordinated enough, there is no possibility at all of quarantine and any deaths from this nCoV are going to pale in comparison to the civil unrest from basically trying to enforce martial law. All the dindu and poorfag neighborhoods are going to be a problem and hellholes like LA are going to spread it like wildfire, which is pretty terrifying that one of the first US cases was LA. It'll burn right through the hobo slums and junkie tent cities. Again we'll bounce back but whatever government bonds I have, eh. I mean the real big thing is how deeply involved we are in China and this is really going to do catastrophic damage to their economy and by extension to us. I've got a property on European soil and some euro liquid assets so while I'm moving stuff to safe havens I'm not terribly worried but I know I'm still getting hosed and just hoping to make enough profit off this tragedy or opportunity depending how you see it to offset my losses and maybe even get ahead, but man the economy is going to be super sluggish for awhile and that's being optimistic. Markets probably won't even recover until like September 2020. At least, most likely. Expect things to be worse than 2008-2009 level of bad if we get Brazilian bats in the mix. Then it may not be until like 2022 the global economy is recovering. Anonymous ID:K763LN@L Fri 31 Jan 2020 04:12:59 No.241677801 Report Quoted By: >>241678145 >>241677071 Your brokerage isn't expecting a time for the breakdown? I want to short the market. Will it begin to collapse in February? Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 04:16:01 No.241678145 Report >>241677801 March
IF ONLY YOU KNEW [225 / 14 / 90 pull your stocks now--pandemic incoming AnonymouS ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:41:18 No.241674007 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>241674500 >>241674603 >>241677897 >>241678354 >>241678891 >>241679021 >>241679127 >>241679264 >>241679757 >>241683871 >>241686179 >>241687690 >>241688699 >>241688803 >>241690003 >>241690048 >>241691111 >>241693680 >>241693897 >>241696397 >>241697688 >>241700844 >>241701543 >>241703639 >>241704234 So I'm kind of glad I didn't say anything about it two days ago when I was tempted to post but I knew about this ahead of time. I decided against posting on Tuesday that WHO was about to declare a global emergency but I've still had mixed feelings and I can't be easily identified at this point so l'll let you know now /pol/ that it's way worse than what you're being told. I'll preface this by saying I work in finance and have friends and family in the medical industry and field, including at CDC and one close friend at WHO. HOW BAD IT REALLY IS. 36KİB, 337x253, If only you knew.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace For starters the Ro (pronounced R naught) is actually around 6, not 3. Secondly it's slightly more lethal in current form, with China covering up a LOT of the deaths by passing them off as heart attacks, pneumonia, kidney failure, all sorts of official causes to hide the real numbers. CDC and WHO are highly aware of this. You will also hear the phrase "confirmed cases." It's presently thought by epidemiologists that China surpassed 120,000 cases on Tuesday at the lowest; it is also possible they hit 100k over a week ago. All they know for sure is China definitely had at minimum 120,000 infections by Tuesday. There are very high profile investors who've been silently pulling out ahead of time. Travel and tourism, the hospitality and service industries, these are just the most immediate and obvious. Manufacturing is about to go on a wild ride. The only "safe" industries to invest in right now are the biomedical fields and plastics oddly enough. Virtually all other industries are going to be massively hit and anybody in the know has been trying to do this as quietly as possible before SHTF partly to avoid insider trading allegations but more importantly to not start a panic. This is also why CDC and WHO is hiding it. So far as they are concerned, no matter how bad the disease is, a panic is always going to be worse. This is also why a lot of economists are downplaying it or outright lying to you. in the next year or two. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:42:29 No.241674181 Report Quoted By: >>241696077 In the coming months the disease is going to be sustaining infections globally including sustained local infections in virtually every major metropolitan center on earth by late May. US CDC and WHO are both projecting anywhere from 60,000 to 2 million deaths by early summer. Again, they are downplaying this because 2 million is not considered to be a lot of people, but that's under their assumption that they can stall the infections in every major urban zone. Now for the bad part. They are expecting this thing to mutate further. Those results from the Australian lab are not good. This virus has a very high propensity to mutate into a highly lethal form and WHO is predicting a fairly probable likelihood that if it reaches certain bat populations in Brazil that it can jump to a 15% lethality rate. That means that the minute you hear about Rio or Brasilia or wherever reporting cases you need to immediately make sure you've got a month worth of supplies because it's going to start killing many millions of people. So far as people like WHO are concerned who deal with numbers like that all the time this isn't major and they're more concerned about lying to you that everything is not that bad because their calculus is that more people will die from refusing to seek medical treatment for anything from cancer to heart disease or other illnesses from hysteria over getting infected with this nCoV. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:44:49 No.241674447 E Report Quoted By: >>241683415 >>241690763 They are also highly aware of the fact that most countries particularly the US have no surge capacity. Basically what this means is that hospitals have a certain threshold of average occupied beds versus spare capacity in emergency events, and that a massive enough disaster can immediately render EMS useless. ALL of Hubei had already hit and surpassed the surge capacity of Chinese hospitals over a week ago. Presently a majority of Chinese major metropolitan areas are hitting surge capacity as we speak and you're going to know I was telling you the truth when reports of martial law being enforced throughout China enters the news in the following week or two. This is a highly virulent disease whose spread is now estimated to be unstoppable in the bad but not worst case scenario. The markets are going to panic. Chinese markets have not initially opened yet which is why this is going to come as a major shock starting next week. It's going to floor the markets. People will remain blindly hopeful as things keep getting worse. If you've got major investments in the stock market you're going to get hosed. Pretty much what everybody who knows anything is expecting behind closed doors is that we're about to enter a major and possibly protracted recession. We're overstretched in a lot of areas so we've already been expecting some possible corrections here and there but what's been happening in China is going to tank their economy so bad that no matter how much state interference in the market and lying and desperate money printing the Chinese pull they're simply not going to manage to hide this one and it's going to ripple strongly throughout the Asian markets and finally wash us in the US and EU. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:46:01 No.241674613 E Report Quoted By: >>241698420 >>241699620 Remember, the most optimistic prediction at this point is 60,000 people are going to get killed in the next few months. It's highly infectious with an R6, probable chance of further mutations, infectious during the prodromal phase, and it's airborne. The only reason you're not already seeing thousands of people confirmed outside of China yet is because the incubation period but believe me the WHO is already talking about how "problematic" modeling the Chinese response in Western countries is going to be, and the first country thev want to trv it out in is Italv. If it beains a large outbreak in a maior Italian citv they want to work through the Italian authorities and world health organizations to begin locking down Italian cities in a vain attempt to slow down the spread at least until they can develop and distribute vaccines, which btw is where you need to start investing. The not just bad but scary case scenario is that they fail to contain it and that it also mutates in South America. This is going to be far, far worse than the Spanish flu if that happens and it's going to completely crash the global economy. This is concerned by world health authorities to be "only" 20.6-7% probable of happening however so as far as they're concerned they're taking it one step at a time not to start a panic, but it is estimated a one in five chance of over a hundred million people dying in the next year. Redfield is aware of this along with some other top American CDC staff and triaging the situation the situation according to that logic. Ask Kyle about this when you've got a chance. European health authorities do not seem fully debriefed on all this yet but WHO as far as l'm aware is where the numbers themselves mostly originated along with the models. Anonymous ID:CM72d28I Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:46:27 No.241674665 Report Imagine if it wipes out the boomers and burns through the supply of cheap labor American consumerism relies on. Could accelerate things a lot. Anonymous ID:nQzos2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:47:08 No.241674761 E Report Quoted By: >>241687985 >>241696726 I'm not saying to panic. I somewhat agree with them even. I just think it's a really s----- thing to not be sharing this information with the public because they arrogantly think we're all irrational and shouldn't be informed as they are. I'm a bit peeved with that we're rational and you're not attitude of some of these people. But with that being said there's no stopping what's about to happen to the markets now and the only thing stopping it is by everybody like me telling the truth to our investors and then lying our pants off in public to everybody as we're trying to prevent a full scale panic as everyone understands the gravity of the situation and starts a mass sell off all at once, so it's become a me and mine mentality of a lot of people to advise your clients accordingly and pull the f--- out and into everything else even memecoin, gold, and government bonds before everybody else figures out what's happening because hey, if you're in a crowded concert and a fire is starting it makes more sense to quietly exit the building before anyone knows what's going on then shout fire and get trampled under the stamped right? Just be aware of the key thing: Brazilian and other South American cities. If it spreads there too badly and they can't be contained then we're all f-----. Even without that happening tens of millions of people are probably about to be infected, and possibly even hundreds of millions within the next year or two. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:54:51 No.241675695 I Report Quoted By: >>241676262 >>241690368 >>241674261 >>241674603 >>241674540 >>241674261 Listen I don't care if you believe me or not. No, I'm not going to specifically name names which of my close friends and family member work for WHO and CDC and are thus violating the media blackout. I'm also not going to post even the name or pics of stationary for the brokerage I work at, in that case not because of this as much as not wanting to get fired for posting on /pol/. I've already gotten warnings about inappropriate use of company time and resources as it is so l'm posting from home. It's no sweat off my back I mean you can go out and set all your money on fire so far as I care. I just feel, almost something like guilt not talking about it. I figure fellow /pol/acks aren't all bad and at least deserve enough of a heads up to protect your investments and other interests as well as your loved ones. I mean you're going to know I told you the truth in about a week one way or the other. Me not telling you about WHO being about to declare a global emergency is just whatever and let's me say the more important things about to go down than that. I don't think they're going to figure out who's been breaking all those gags and media blackout any time soon anyway. Oh and if you have any hotel or airline investments, man do I feel bad for you bro. >>241675870 Already told you right now it's all about plastics and biomed. You play this right you're going to be freaking rich with a small put. There's also rumors about going into textiles and disposable fabrics and things related to paper milling if we get enough of a pandemic panic but I think the concept is idiotic because yorue not just assuming people start burning their clothes practically but that a lot of that industry is in China. It's one of the stupidest rumors I heard yet and I think you're going to see catastrophic damage to those industries because there's so much of it relying on India and China. Blackout? They're trying to calmly in I guess doctorly fashion you'd call it break the news slowly. You'll notice how long it took them to publicly declare the emergency. I think the biggest thing you should've noticed is how much they overplayed how awesome China is and how much everything is under control. When they things being under control that hard it means it's in reality that bad and going to get that much worse. Simply stated, epidemiologists and people in the medical profession are quietly freaking out right now. They're also the most likely to get infected and then maybe infect their loved ones so I don't blame them. Don't expect official numbers to start getting published by world health authorities about the truth in China any time soon. Possibly not even until after the happening is already ending. What you're going to see is massive amounts of person to person transmission throughout the West over the next three weeks and that they cant cover up, only manage the message. Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 04:15:26 No.241678080 Report Quoted By: >>241678789 >>241678802 >>241705241 >>241676259 Euros. You have no idea how much of my assets I've already dropped into euros. The US is particularly going to get f----- hard by this. People are going to start dropping in the streets because they're too scared of doctor bills, our surge capacity is absolutely TERRIBLE, our state level agencies are not coordinated enough, there is no possibility at all of quarantine and any deaths from this nCoV are going to pale in comparison to the civil unrest from basically trying to enforce martial law. All the dindu and poorfag neighborhoods are going to be a problem and hellholes like LA are going to spread it like wildfire, which is pretty terrifying that one of the first US cases was LA. It'll burn right through the hobo slums and junkie tent cities. Again we'll bounce back but whatever government bonds I have, eh. I mean the real big thing is how deeply involved we are in China and this is really going to do catastrophic damage to their economy and by extension to us. I've got a property on European soil and some euro liquid assets so while I'm moving stuff to safe havens I'm not terribly worried but I know I'm still getting hosed and just hoping to make enough profit off this tragedy or opportunity depending how you see it to offset my losses and maybe even get ahead, but man the economy is going to be super sluggish for awhile and that's being optimistic. Markets probably won't even recover until like September 2020. At least, most likely. Expect things to be worse than 2008-2009 level of bad if we get Brazilian bats in the mix. Then it may not be until like 2022 the global economy is recovering. Anonymous ID:K763LN@L Fri 31 Jan 2020 04:12:59 No.241677801 Report Quoted By: >>241678145 >>241677071 Your brokerage isn't expecting a time for the breakdown? I want to short the market. Will it begin to collapse in February? Anonymous ID:nQzQS2i3 Fri 31 Jan 2020 04:16:01 No.241678145 Report >>241677801 March

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: Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)11:29:32 No.56866965 >be me >enlisted in the army right out of highschool >finished basic in homestate of California >get sent to a base in Nevada >f--- yeah. Never left my state >hope that I get to visit the strip eventually. >nope. Ordered for guard duty on days on end outside this little base near a highway leading to 404 KB PNG some b------ nowhere town. >h-------- its hot as f--- outside. >why is it so damn hot. >listening to the radio, playing nothing but some old weird country songs. >whatever, only station we can get out here. >one day, see some dude running up the highway. >w--.png >He is wearing some weird outfit. >w-- why is he in an officers uniform, sunglasses and cowboy hat. >must be a prank from one of the other soldiers. >dude starts running up to me. >stay still and just hold onto the strap of my service rifle. >watch the dude run off the highway. Shank what looked like a scorpion with a kitchen knife. >W--.PNG >Dude starts running at me with knife. >all instincts tell me to draw and tell him to stand down. >see uniform and pause. >oh f--- he is now right in front of me. >he stops, stares at me. >1000 yard stare. >maybe this is just me hallucinating from heat. >say the first thing on my mind after about a second of silence. "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
: Anonymous 02/23/20(Sun)11:29:32 No.56866965 >be me >enlisted in the army right out of highschool >finished basic in homestate of California >get sent to a base in Nevada >f--- yeah. Never left my state >hope that I get to visit the strip eventually. >nope. Ordered for guard duty on days on end outside this little base near a highway leading to 404 KB PNG some b------ nowhere town. >h-------- its hot as f--- outside. >why is it so damn hot. >listening to the radio, playing nothing but some old weird country songs. >whatever, only station we can get out here. >one day, see some dude running up the highway. >w--.png >He is wearing some weird outfit. >w-- why is he in an officers uniform, sunglasses and cowboy hat. >must be a prank from one of the other soldiers. >dude starts running up to me. >stay still and just hold onto the strap of my service rifle. >watch the dude run off the highway. Shank what looked like a scorpion with a kitchen knife. >W--.PNG >Dude starts running at me with knife. >all instincts tell me to draw and tell him to stand down. >see uniform and pause. >oh f--- he is now right in front of me. >he stops, stares at me. >1000 yard stare. >maybe this is just me hallucinating from heat. >say the first thing on my mind after about a second of silence. "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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