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File 1300070007122殴(39 KB. 292x233, 31pg) 0 0 □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)16 10 07 UTC-8 No 9877605 Replies-mm-arm mmm mlm12 mama manul-anm mam12 9877228821142830222220442881152831433 gift exchange at work get paired with guy Ive never got along with im the loner of the office snice old lady that sits next to me tells me she overheard him telling people he's going to get me a book on how to make friends and get a g his wile and daughter died in a car accident over a year ago buy him a book on how to find a wde and another book on how to conceive day of gift exchange l open my gift Poffice enupts in laughter he opens his gift everybody is silent his face gets red and he walks into office breakroom get caled a few names by co-workers go in breakroom to make popcom he's siting there teared up surrounded by people trying to comfort him nobody looks at me the entire time Im waiting for my popcom mtw

File 1300070007122殴(39 KB. 292x233, 31pg) 0 0 □ Anonymous 12/13/13(Fn)16 10 07 UTC-8 No 9877605 Replies-mm-arm mmm mlm12 mama manul-anm mam12 9877228821142830222220442881152831433 gift exchange at work get paired with guy Ive never got along with im the loner of the office snice old lady that sits next to me tells me she overheard him telling people he's going to get me a book on how to make friends and get a g his wile and daughter died in a car accident over a year ago buy him a book on how to find a wde and another book on how to conceive day of gift exchange l open my gift Poffice enupts in laughter he opens his gift everybody is silent his face gets red and he walks into office breakroom get caled a few names by co-workers go in breakroom to make popcom he's siting there teared up surrounded by people trying to comfort him nobody looks at me the entire time Im waiting for my popcom mtw

File: 1387076264145.ipg-(569 KB, 1074x1650, TheFlash_1_TheGroup_001.jpg) Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)21:57 No.56991846 Replies: 56991988 56992020 >56992181>56992233 2256992305 Are there any weird comic book related things you l exclusively masturbate to amateur m----------- videos recorded on bad webcams When the women get close to orgasm and really start getting frantic in their movement while the poor framerate makes the hand look extremely blurred, I pretend they're tapping into the speed force in order to c-- I've been doing this for five years and it never gets old And I have to say I c-- in a Flash now because someone is going to inevitably say it and it may as well be me do? Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:01 No.56991988 File: 138 543.jpg-(45 KB, 486x293, Atomic Robo is sick of yo(..).jpg) S> sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:02 No.56992020 l used to pop "claws" (index, middle and ring fingers) on my right hand and quietly sneak into bathroom grumping and pretending to be a bub every morning when i was ten sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:07 No.56992181 File: 138 550.gif-(1.81 MB, 400x226, 1386111446005.gif) 70768225 S> sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:08 No.56992233 File: 1387076895944.ipg-(69 KB, 600x529, Wolf.jpg) >>56991846 (OP) sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:10 No.56992305 File KB, 1440x810,.pg) S>

File: 1387076264145.ipg-(569 KB, 1074x1650, TheFlash_1_TheGroup_001.jpg) Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)21:57 No.56991846 Replies: 56991988 56992020 >56992181>56992233 2256992305 Are there any weird comic book related things you l exclusively masturbate to amateur m----------- videos recorded on bad webcams When the women get close to orgasm and really start getting frantic in their movement while the poor framerate makes the hand look extremely blurred, I pretend they're tapping into the speed force in order to c-- I've been doing this for five years and it never gets old And I have to say I c-- in a Flash now because someone is going to inevitably say it and it may as well be me do? Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:01 No.56991988 File: 138 543.jpg-(45 KB, 486x293, Atomic Robo is sick of yo(..).jpg) S> sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:02 No.56992020 l used to pop "claws" (index, middle and ring fingers) on my right hand and quietly sneak into bathroom grumping and pretending to be a bub every morning when i was ten sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:07 No.56992181 File: 138 550.gif-(1.81 MB, 400x226, 1386111446005.gif) 70768225 S> sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:08 No.56992233 File: 1387076895944.ipg-(69 KB, 600x529, Wolf.jpg) >>56991846 (OP) sS Anonymous 12/14/13(Sat)22:10 No.56992305 File KB, 1440x810,.pg) S>

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□ Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No 75545XX ▲ ▼ File128690103ing-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623 jpg) >Pretend Im a gidi just to get items SMeet a great girl in the process that corvinces me to join her guild >Become best friends She tuns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong -7 months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk -Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the homble truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we ve been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

□ Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No 75545XX ▲ ▼ File128690103ing-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623 jpg) >Pretend Im a gidi just to get items SMeet a great girl in the process that corvinces me to join her guild >Become best friends She tuns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong -7 months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk -Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the homble truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we ve been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

Key THE BUBBLE BASS BURGER Patty Double Triple 4x4 Animal Style Extra Shingles 86 layers Toast = Everything = Last Burger Double 4x4 Animal Style 27 layers Double Triple 4x4 Animal Style Animal Style 5layers 4x4 10 layers 4x4 Animal Style Double 2x -2 layers Triple 3 -2 layers Extra Shingles x shingles lavers 14 SLICES OF LIGHTLY BUTTERED TOAST 24 SLICES OF CHEESE 24 LAYERS OF EVERYTHING, WITH DOUBLE SAUCEAND ONIONS 24 ALL BEEF PATTIES APROXIMATELY 48 PICKLES TO FORGET DO YOU WANT TO F------ LIVE FOREVER? WE SERVE FOOD HERE

Key THE BUBBLE BASS BURGER Patty Double Triple 4x4 Animal Style Extra Shingles 86 layers Toast = Everything = Last Burger Double 4x4 Animal Style 27 layers Double Triple 4x4 Animal Style Animal Style 5layers 4x4 10 layers 4x4 Animal Style Double 2x -2 layers Triple 3 -2 layers Extra Shingles x shingles lavers 14 SLICES OF LIGHTLY BUTTERED TOAST 24 SLICES OF CHEESE 24 LAYERS OF EVERYTHING, WITH DOUBLE SAUCEAND ONIONS 24 ALL BEEF PATTIES APROXIMATELY 48 PICKLES TO FORGET DO YOU WANT TO F------ LIVE FOREVER? WE SERVE FOOD HERE

Later, on Ick/ File 1294633091ipg-(194 KB, 500x370, sb.jpg) E32 Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)23:18 No 22502690。 Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad? I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim We serve food here, sir □ Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:12 No.22503859團團 3 KB, 168x141, 1294129961401.png) Double Triple six patties Bossy = all-beef patties Deluxe = let's just assume that is has seaweed sea lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard, and pickles, like a regular Krabby Patty Raft on toast Animal-Style In-n-Out slang for a double burger with all condiments, extra special sauce, and grilled onions Extra Shingles extra toast/buns Shimmy and a Squeeze buttered toast/bun with mayo/special sauce Light Axel Grease-light butter Make it Cry = (extra) onions Burn It grilled Let It Swim underwater version of To-Go So, to break it down, technically and purposefully overlapping the terms when used, we get >a Krabby Patty with 12 grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. to go [□ Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:29 No.22504264團 File 3 KB, 184x172, 1293940964166.png) s> Oh, s---, I skipped over 4x4. GODDOMMOT A double triple 4x4 should be either: >2x3x4 24 OR >(2x3)+4-10 .depending on how you lay it out. I like to think that Bubble Bass is the kind of fish to order something with 24 patties on it | Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11 (Mon)00:35 №225044 13團 File 3 KB, 223x176, 1294050309296.png) Also, with it being a 4x4, it would have 4 extra slices of cheese as well. Animal style also techincally means that the patties are grilled in mustard. SO sa Krabby Patty with 24 mustard-grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, 4 extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. .to go That should be correct now. Animal style is not two patties, so far as I know

Later, on Ick/ File 1294633091ipg-(194 KB, 500x370, sb.jpg) E32 Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)23:18 No 22502690。 Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad? I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim We serve food here, sir □ Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:12 No.22503859團團 3 KB, 168x141, 1294129961401.png) Double Triple six patties Bossy = all-beef patties Deluxe = let's just assume that is has seaweed sea lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, ketchup, mustard, and pickles, like a regular Krabby Patty Raft on toast Animal-Style In-n-Out slang for a double burger with all condiments, extra special sauce, and grilled onions Extra Shingles extra toast/buns Shimmy and a Squeeze buttered toast/bun with mayo/special sauce Light Axel Grease-light butter Make it Cry = (extra) onions Burn It grilled Let It Swim underwater version of To-Go So, to break it down, technically and purposefully overlapping the terms when used, we get >a Krabby Patty with 12 grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. to go [□ Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11(Mon)00:29 No.22504264團 File 3 KB, 184x172, 1293940964166.png) s> Oh, s---, I skipped over 4x4. GODDOMMOT A double triple 4x4 should be either: >2x3x4 24 OR >(2x3)+4-10 .depending on how you lay it out. I like to think that Bubble Bass is the kind of fish to order something with 24 patties on it | Saint Dymaxion 01/10/11 (Mon)00:35 №225044 13團 File 3 KB, 223x176, 1294050309296.png) Also, with it being a 4x4, it would have 4 extra slices of cheese as well. Animal style also techincally means that the patties are grilled in mustard. SO sa Krabby Patty with 24 mustard-grilled, all-beef patties, double toppings, 4 extra cheese slices, extra grilled onions, double extra special sauce, all on stacked lightly buttered toast in place of buns. .to go That should be correct now. Animal style is not two patties, so far as I know

that the reason earthquake always happen in japan

[-]「Anonymous 08/05/13(Mon)16:54:27 No.203474 125 [r] >>203474287 >>203474737 1374194518298 jpg (99 KB, 589x594) google igdb Anonymous11/24/12/(Sat)21:54:29 UTC+11 No.6875089 [] Replies: 226875108 I always grab my d--- when an earthquake happened Then, my hand automatically strokes d--- l feel as if I have sex with the earth The fear fades away コ墬Anonymous國11/24/12/(Sat)21:56:02 UTC+11 No.6875 108 [r] File (58 KB, 471x354, 1348983077892.jpg) GI 6875089 コ Anonymous DI 11/24/12/(Sat)21:56:22 UTC+11 No.6875110 [r] File (56 KB, 344x505, 85343445.jpg) GI 6875089 Anonymous 11/24/12/(Sat)21:57:21 UTC+11 No.6875120 [r] 75464141 (149 KB, 218x265, 1349449078416.png) GD 6875089 Mother of Wat

[-]「Anonymous 08/05/13(Mon)16:54:27 No.203474 125 [r] >>203474287 >>203474737 1374194518298 jpg (99 KB, 589x594) google igdb Anonymous11/24/12/(Sat)21:54:29 UTC+11 No.6875089 [] Replies: 226875108 I always grab my d--- when an earthquake happened Then, my hand automatically strokes d--- l feel as if I have sex with the earth The fear fades away コ墬Anonymous國11/24/12/(Sat)21:56:02 UTC+11 No.6875 108 [r] File (58 KB, 471x354, 1348983077892.jpg) GI 6875089 コ Anonymous DI 11/24/12/(Sat)21:56:22 UTC+11 No.6875110 [r] File (56 KB, 344x505, 85343445.jpg) GI 6875089 Anonymous 11/24/12/(Sat)21:57:21 UTC+11 No.6875120 [r] 75464141 (149 KB, 218x265, 1349449078416.png) GD 6875089 Mother of Wat

■ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)21:26:11 UTC-5 No.520503316 Replies: >2520503796 >>520504032 Be at swings with 3rd grade gi >Talk about funny stuff >Have an idea: "Want to kiss?" >Girls hesitates, but after some flirting agrees After kiss, trembling with excitement, notice a teacher running towards you, yelling >Get startled, run to car and drive away

■ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)21:26:11 UTC-5 No.520503316 Replies: >2520503796 >>520504032 Be at swings with 3rd grade gi >Talk about funny stuff >Have an idea: "Want to kiss?" >Girls hesitates, but after some flirting agrees After kiss, trembling with excitement, notice a teacher running towards you, yelling >Get startled, run to car and drive away

File: 1386662233025 ig(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)18:57:13 UTC+11 No.520558752 [Reply So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured rd share. >Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated >A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. >Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows >They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s--- >Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcds >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. >Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries.

File: 1386662233025 ig(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)18:57:13 UTC+11 No.520558752 [Reply So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured rd share. >Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated >A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. >Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows >They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s--- >Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcds >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. >Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries.

File: 1377219945193 gf-(1006 KB, 500x333, sad charlie gif gif) Anonymous (ID: hPHS )08 2013(Thu)21 0545 No 501550517 Replies: >>501551059프501551818 Feels thread? >have a friend named Paul paul is awsome polite,chivilraus will give you 50 bucks and not care if you pay him back general good guy greg type training to be a paramedic, which is a big hit with the ladies we all have been planning this camping trip for about a month get everything set, times locations,carpooling, everything >Paul says he cant go, it falls on his little bro's birthday >dont even know he had lttle brother tell him we can all go and visit, or he can even go if he wants paul says thanks but its just going to be a little get together nothing special, itll be boring and to just go without him. he'll go to the next one we get this idea to follow him surprise them with a party (some of the girls in the group are the "every sitution needs party planner" type) not one of our smarter ideas pack up a car full of party supplies, everything except beer >paul doesnt drink get up early, follow paul to his town joking about we're undercover when suddenly.oh no no no no no no no >paul drives into a cemetary please be a shortcut please be a shortcut nope we watch him get out with a liter of soda,and a package of cupcakes goes over to a headstone, puts a cupcake on top wth a it cande in it and a cup of soda pulls out a chair,does the same for himself and starts talking to the it an hour or so later, the candle is almost burnt out and the food is gone he starts packing up, before he leaves he puts a little present on top next to the cupcake as soon as he places it, he kneels down and starts to cry for about 15 minutes paul is not the type to cry about anything gets the last of his things, packs up and heads back dead silence for the ride back >see him 2 days later, ask him about the party >"oh it was fun. I got him a new stack of baseball cards. can you believe kids still like those? I guess he'll always be 12 drunk driver killed his brother when he was 15 Anonymous (ID: EXaoVcZK) 08/22/13(Thu)21:07:54 No.501550891 If that really happened to you, that's an incredible experience.

File: 1377219945193 gf-(1006 KB, 500x333, sad charlie gif gif) Anonymous (ID: hPHS )08 2013(Thu)21 0545 No 501550517 Replies: >>501551059프501551818 Feels thread? >have a friend named Paul paul is awsome polite,chivilraus will give you 50 bucks and not care if you pay him back general good guy greg type training to be a paramedic, which is a big hit with the ladies we all have been planning this camping trip for about a month get everything set, times locations,carpooling, everything >Paul says he cant go, it falls on his little bro's birthday >dont even know he had lttle brother tell him we can all go and visit, or he can even go if he wants paul says thanks but its just going to be a little get together nothing special, itll be boring and to just go without him. he'll go to the next one we get this idea to follow him surprise them with a party (some of the girls in the group are the "every sitution needs party planner" type) not one of our smarter ideas pack up a car full of party supplies, everything except beer >paul doesnt drink get up early, follow paul to his town joking about we're undercover when suddenly.oh no no no no no no no >paul drives into a cemetary please be a shortcut please be a shortcut nope we watch him get out with a liter of soda,and a package of cupcakes goes over to a headstone, puts a cupcake on top wth a it cande in it and a cup of soda pulls out a chair,does the same for himself and starts talking to the it an hour or so later, the candle is almost burnt out and the food is gone he starts packing up, before he leaves he puts a little present on top next to the cupcake as soon as he places it, he kneels down and starts to cry for about 15 minutes paul is not the type to cry about anything gets the last of his things, packs up and heads back dead silence for the ride back >see him 2 days later, ask him about the party >"oh it was fun. I got him a new stack of baseball cards. can you believe kids still like those? I guess he'll always be 12 drunk driver killed his brother when he was 15 Anonymous (ID: EXaoVcZK) 08/22/13(Thu)21:07:54 No.501550891 If that really happened to you, that's an incredible experience.

NOW WHY ARE YOu sUGGESTING WE'RE FRIENDS? WE BASICALLY LIKE THE SAME S--- THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I LIKE MORE PICTURES OR WHEN IT AIRS ON CARTOON NETWORK Co LI

NOW WHY ARE YOu sUGGESTING WE'RE FRIENDS? WE BASICALLY LIKE THE SAME S--- THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I LIKE MORE PICTURES OR WHEN IT AIRS ON CARTOON NETWORK Co LI

□ Anonymous 07/02/11 (Sat)19:19 No.5 14228608 File1309648796 ipg-(39 KB, 360x344, DrDinosaur2.jpg) 51422697 You see, when a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a woman and a tentacle monster love each other very much or one of them is just really horny, they take one of their assorted appendages and ram it into whatever holes they can find. They do this repeatedly, until such time as it feels good Then they lay an egg.

□ Anonymous 07/02/11 (Sat)19:19 No.5 14228608 File1309648796 ipg-(39 KB, 360x344, DrDinosaur2.jpg) 51422697 You see, when a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a woman and a tentacle monster love each other very much or one of them is just really horny, they take one of their assorted appendages and ram it into whatever holes they can find. They do this repeatedly, until such time as it feels good Then they lay an egg.

sounds Google iqdb SauceNAO 1375158315644.png, 432 kB, 452x530 Anonymous Sun Sep 01 2013 01:29:52 No.11368995 Report Quoted By: >>11369001 >>11368979 moot are you gonna buy an Oculus Rift? You can have VR sex with Asuka moot ## Admin Sun Sep 01 2013 01:30:14 No.11369001 Report Quoted By >>11369007 >>11369009 >11369014 >11369015 >11369033>11369075 >>11368995 >You can have VR sex with Asuka but i arleady have real sex with her

sounds Google iqdb SauceNAO 1375158315644.png, 432 kB, 452x530 Anonymous Sun Sep 01 2013 01:29:52 No.11368995 Report Quoted By: >>11369001 >>11368979 moot are you gonna buy an Oculus Rift? You can have VR sex with Asuka moot ## Admin Sun Sep 01 2013 01:30:14 No.11369001 Report Quoted By >>11369007 >>11369009 >11369014 >11369015 >11369033>11369075 >>11368995 >You can have VR sex with Asuka but i arleady have real sex with her

□ Anonymous 11/21/13(Thu 03:08 UTC-8 No.28413558 Replies: >>28413586 >>2841 3613 >>28413949 >>28419461 >>2842021 32-28423041 >> 284265896 28426848 28427023 28427966 □ Anonymous 11/21/13(Thu)22.30 UTC-8 No 28427695。 28413558 Wait a second, I actually remember a tripfag name Dax! 28413405 W...don't talk about that very often. I'm not really comfortable telling the story, but it seems the page about it was taken off 1d4chan, so rll give you the short version There was this tripfag, right? Posted under the name Dax. Dude was a GM who got saddled with a group of That Guys who so awful they could have been the setup to an aristocrats joke. A furry who couldn't keep his vore fetish out of the game,a weeaboo who tried to play a dog demon alchemist named Inuyasha Elric, a powergamer who tried to crib options from every version of D&D simultaneously, and a neckbeard who had worse hygiene than Nergal. God knows why he stuck with this group, but he came on itg/ one night and made a That Guy thread just to vent. Maybe just get a little moral support Well, you know how contrarian /tg/ can be, and this was at the height of the That Guy is the one blocking the group's fun, whatever it is, completely independent of what behavior that fun is" sentiment. He was told by dozens of people that he was the problem, that he was That GM, a s--- GM, a railroading c---, you name it. And he snapped. A few days later one of his players made a thread talking about a ridiculously lethal game that he'd just played in; the GM railroaded them hard, and wound up doing a TPK. "The trap sprays acid on you and you dissolve, no save." "Your hands get cut of and you bleed to death, no save." S--- like that. From the description of the PCs, we found out Dax had run the game. Well, a few weeks later, we saw the first news stories. Four people were killed in the same ways the PCs of that game were. Covered in acid, hands amputated, spikes driven through the eyes, and literally crushed by falling rocks. Dax, if he was the culprit, was never caught. Some say he's still DMing at cons and LGSs. And if you play with him, and are That Guy, he'll kill your character. And later, he'll find you, and kill you the same way. But that's just rumor.

□ Anonymous 11/21/13(Thu 03:08 UTC-8 No.28413558 Replies: >>28413586 >>2841 3613 >>28413949 >>28419461 >>2842021 32-28423041 >> 284265896 28426848 28427023 28427966 □ Anonymous 11/21/13(Thu)22.30 UTC-8 No 28427695。 28413558 Wait a second, I actually remember a tripfag name Dax! 28413405 W...don't talk about that very often. I'm not really comfortable telling the story, but it seems the page about it was taken off 1d4chan, so rll give you the short version There was this tripfag, right? Posted under the name Dax. Dude was a GM who got saddled with a group of That Guys who so awful they could have been the setup to an aristocrats joke. A furry who couldn't keep his vore fetish out of the game,a weeaboo who tried to play a dog demon alchemist named Inuyasha Elric, a powergamer who tried to crib options from every version of D&D simultaneously, and a neckbeard who had worse hygiene than Nergal. God knows why he stuck with this group, but he came on itg/ one night and made a That Guy thread just to vent. Maybe just get a little moral support Well, you know how contrarian /tg/ can be, and this was at the height of the That Guy is the one blocking the group's fun, whatever it is, completely independent of what behavior that fun is" sentiment. He was told by dozens of people that he was the problem, that he was That GM, a s--- GM, a railroading c---, you name it. And he snapped. A few days later one of his players made a thread talking about a ridiculously lethal game that he'd just played in; the GM railroaded them hard, and wound up doing a TPK. "The trap sprays acid on you and you dissolve, no save." "Your hands get cut of and you bleed to death, no save." S--- like that. From the description of the PCs, we found out Dax had run the game. Well, a few weeks later, we saw the first news stories. Four people were killed in the same ways the PCs of that game were. Covered in acid, hands amputated, spikes driven through the eyes, and literally crushed by falling rocks. Dax, if he was the culprit, was never caught. Some say he's still DMing at cons and LGSs. And if you play with him, and are That Guy, he'll kill your character. And later, he'll find you, and kill you the same way. But that's just rumor.

File: 1386648352337 ipg-(264 KB, 850x1233, b608103f9b450157de21113c8 jpg) 器 Anonymous 12/09/13 Mon 23.05 No 981 18436 Replies-981 18510-96 11880 >>98119554-98120033-98121057-98121917 HOLY F--- TSUKIKO WAS JUST ON THE DAILY SHOW Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:06 No.98118476 Replies: 98118604 98118610 98118670 What happened? Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:07 No.98 1185 10 Replies:296118604 wat Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No.98118548 Replies: 2298118804 Explain further Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No. 98118566 Repies: 2298119504 File: 1386648497714.jpg-(788 KB, 1414x1312, ibbATYo14XYFF4.jpg) Explain Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No. 98118575 e? Explanation? So Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:13 No.98118841 Repies: 298118922 2299118930 981189369811894829811895898110973 2298118977 2298119032 2298119059 2298119078 229811908898119519 >"So we need those hentai things to show during the tentacle p--- joke >Googles "Hentai >ls led to a henneko image Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:25 No 98119483 Repies: 22981 19517 2981 19529 98119531 2-98119534 2288119553 2-981 19SSS--96119563 >>981 19590-94 97 961 1 9600 961 19554 -9011955's-98118580 2-98119561 2-98119588 981 19602 >>981 19806 >>981 19840 >>981 19645 >2981 19663 >>981 1 9785 "981 1 9820 981 1 9837ー981 1 9878 981 1 g905 98 1 1 9907 98 1 1 9912 98 1 1 991->>98 1 1 9922 >>98121 16ー>>98 1 2 1 30 3 -98 12 1 32->>96 12 1 499-296 12 1 531 》:98 12 1853 98 12 1938 >>98122098 >>98122309 2288122378 88122624 8122677429612278$-981228432-9812311S 2298123137 File: 1386649547811jpg-(1.32 MB, 3264x2448, IMG 20131209 230550_571.jpg) NROL-39 Phone picture because f--- getting off the couch Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No. 98119517 They tried □ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23 26 № 98 1195 19 Replies: 98 File: 1386649579464 gif-(204 KB, 404x416, 1383650084897 gif) sounds This is too hilarious, h-------- Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23.26 No.98119529 Oh wow hahaha Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No.98119531 Thank you for getting this out there Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No 98119534 File: 1386649593751jog-(63 KB, 1280x720, 2dlaughinggirlsdotjpg jpg) sounds 10/10 Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:27 No.98119564 Doujins when? Give me an exhentai link □ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:27 No 981 19567 File: 1386649622327 ipg-(127 KB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Hentai Ouj...). jpg) sounds This is not an okay thing to do to Tsukiko >298 23168 98123172 2596123181 98123184 > 98123 198 > 98123221 >298 1 23225-9812322-a-98123240 296123248 296123253 96123265 > 98123276 98 123283 > 98 123269 3398 12 3746 "98 123846 98124-981 24594 98124639 >>98124882 File: 1386653493023 ipg-(325 KB, 1540x1000, jon.jpg) sounds D Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)00. 16 No.98 122265 Reples:2-98122303-9812233z2-981223432-9812240S29612240 29612 File: 1386652566228.ipg-(50 KB, 309x346, zygnat6y.jpg) sounds ROL-39 Whelp I tried ROL-39

File: 1386648352337 ipg-(264 KB, 850x1233, b608103f9b450157de21113c8 jpg) 器 Anonymous 12/09/13 Mon 23.05 No 981 18436 Replies-981 18510-96 11880 >>98119554-98120033-98121057-98121917 HOLY F--- TSUKIKO WAS JUST ON THE DAILY SHOW Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:06 No.98118476 Replies: 98118604 98118610 98118670 What happened? Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:07 No.98 1185 10 Replies:296118604 wat Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No.98118548 Replies: 2298118804 Explain further Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No. 98118566 Repies: 2298119504 File: 1386648497714.jpg-(788 KB, 1414x1312, ibbATYo14XYFF4.jpg) Explain Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No. 98118575 e? Explanation? So Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:13 No.98118841 Repies: 298118922 2299118930 981189369811894829811895898110973 2298118977 2298119032 2298119059 2298119078 229811908898119519 >"So we need those hentai things to show during the tentacle p--- joke >Googles "Hentai >ls led to a henneko image Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:25 No 98119483 Repies: 22981 19517 2981 19529 98119531 2-98119534 2288119553 2-981 19SSS--96119563 >>981 19590-94 97 961 1 9600 961 19554 -9011955's-98118580 2-98119561 2-98119588 981 19602 >>981 19806 >>981 19840 >>981 19645 >2981 19663 >>981 1 9785 "981 1 9820 981 1 9837ー981 1 9878 981 1 g905 98 1 1 9907 98 1 1 9912 98 1 1 991->>98 1 1 9922 >>98121 16ー>>98 1 2 1 30 3 -98 12 1 32->>96 12 1 499-296 12 1 531 》:98 12 1853 98 12 1938 >>98122098 >>98122309 2288122378 88122624 8122677429612278$-981228432-9812311S 2298123137 File: 1386649547811jpg-(1.32 MB, 3264x2448, IMG 20131209 230550_571.jpg) NROL-39 Phone picture because f--- getting off the couch Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No. 98119517 They tried □ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23 26 № 98 1195 19 Replies: 98 File: 1386649579464 gif-(204 KB, 404x416, 1383650084897 gif) sounds This is too hilarious, h-------- Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23.26 No.98119529 Oh wow hahaha Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No.98119531 Thank you for getting this out there Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No 98119534 File: 1386649593751jog-(63 KB, 1280x720, 2dlaughinggirlsdotjpg jpg) sounds 10/10 Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:27 No.98119564 Doujins when? Give me an exhentai link □ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:27 No 981 19567 File: 1386649622327 ipg-(127 KB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Hentai Ouj...). jpg) sounds This is not an okay thing to do to Tsukiko >298 23168 98123172 2596123181 98123184 > 98123 198 > 98123221 >298 1 23225-9812322-a-98123240 296123248 296123253 96123265 > 98123276 98 123283 > 98 123269 3398 12 3746 "98 123846 98124-981 24594 98124639 >>98124882 File: 1386653493023 ipg-(325 KB, 1540x1000, jon.jpg) sounds D Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)00. 16 No.98 122265 Reples:2-98122303-9812233z2-981223432-9812240S29612240 29612 File: 1386652566228.ipg-(50 KB, 309x346, zygnat6y.jpg) sounds ROL-39 Whelp I tried ROL-39

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□ Anonymous 10/25/11 (Tue)16:35:18 No.360331183 I am undecided about abortion. On the one hand I support it because it is killingchildren. On the other, it gives women a choice.

□ Anonymous 10/25/11 (Tue)16:35:18 No.360331183 I am undecided about abortion. On the one hand I support it because it is killingchildren. On the other, it gives women a choice.

A tale from "Vegas"

Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)20:11 UTC-3 No.222103021 Replies: 2>222103701 2222104192 222119369 22124642 222125085 23222125247 222130246222136484 222138814222143296 Okay v/, I need to share this. This is too f------ weird not to. I know it's not vidya but this is the only board I go to >be me be working at a casino s----- job, noisy, crowded, place smells like s--- >don't even work cards just work cashier normal day then this f------ guy and his girl walks in did I say walk? I meant skip seriously this f------ guy must be crazy autistic or something he keeps hopping >he's wearing a tattered suit, looks stained with piss, mud, and honestly could be blood weirdest thing is his clothes are s----- but his watch looks like it cost a few thousand at least, it's a vintage from 77 I think his girl is cute as f---, redhead with a bit of a country thing going on no idea why they're together floor manager taps me on the shoulder and tells me this guy is a friend of the house says I need to give him whatever I want >he looks at me with this dead expression >I cannot exaggerate this guys f------ face, there was no emotion, just frozenness his eyes are glazed over >he stinks worse than this place does drug addict for sure stammer out "Can I help you?" he asks me a bunch of b------- questions about my life who I am etc, why I work here after humoring him for a while he leaves >Goes up to my boss >Starts talking with him, can't hear about what They go upstairs thank f--- that's over >about 20 minutes later that f------ guy walks back in to the lobby he's wearing my bosses coat, covered in blood >h-------- did I just become an accessory to murder? >he comes up spaghetti and s--- now coming out of my pants he wants to turn in 250 chips I didn't even give him any so I'm shaking like crazy pay him out like he asked he hops out of the Casino turn on the radio >Mr New Vegas reports that Benny's been killed How the f--- did that happen /v/? How the f--- does he get his information so goddamn fast?

Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)20:11 UTC-3 No.222103021 Replies: 2>222103701 2222104192 222119369 22124642 222125085 23222125247 222130246222136484 222138814222143296 Okay v/, I need to share this. This is too f------ weird not to. I know it's not vidya but this is the only board I go to >be me be working at a casino s----- job, noisy, crowded, place smells like s--- >don't even work cards just work cashier normal day then this f------ guy and his girl walks in did I say walk? I meant skip seriously this f------ guy must be crazy autistic or something he keeps hopping >he's wearing a tattered suit, looks stained with piss, mud, and honestly could be blood weirdest thing is his clothes are s----- but his watch looks like it cost a few thousand at least, it's a vintage from 77 I think his girl is cute as f---, redhead with a bit of a country thing going on no idea why they're together floor manager taps me on the shoulder and tells me this guy is a friend of the house says I need to give him whatever I want >he looks at me with this dead expression >I cannot exaggerate this guys f------ face, there was no emotion, just frozenness his eyes are glazed over >he stinks worse than this place does drug addict for sure stammer out "Can I help you?" he asks me a bunch of b------- questions about my life who I am etc, why I work here after humoring him for a while he leaves >Goes up to my boss >Starts talking with him, can't hear about what They go upstairs thank f--- that's over >about 20 minutes later that f------ guy walks back in to the lobby he's wearing my bosses coat, covered in blood >h-------- did I just become an accessory to murder? >he comes up spaghetti and s--- now coming out of my pants he wants to turn in 250 chips I didn't even give him any so I'm shaking like crazy pay him out like he asked he hops out of the Casino turn on the radio >Mr New Vegas reports that Benny's been killed How the f--- did that happen /v/? How the f--- does he get his information so goddamn fast?

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E File: 1370961834717ipg-(62 KB, 768x1024, robes.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/11/13(Tue)1043 №25375918 [Reply] Today I went to Tesco for some energy drinks after a D&D session, and everyone laughed at my How do you deal with this s---, itgn 9 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view. >> □ Anonymous 06/11/13(Tue)11:53 No.25376553 OP just made me realize I f------ need a GM robe.

E File: 1370961834717ipg-(62 KB, 768x1024, robes.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/11/13(Tue)1043 №25375918 [Reply] Today I went to Tesco for some energy drinks after a D&D session, and everyone laughed at my How do you deal with this s---, itgn 9 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view. >> □ Anonymous 06/11/13(Tue)11:53 No.25376553 OP just made me realize I f------ need a GM robe.