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Anonymous (ID: saktM+3K) 09/02/12(Sun)024217 No. 422708973 File: 1346568137588.jpg-(240 KB, 493x600, 1342338932929 jpg) Is anyone here? Or am I alone. □ Anonymous (ID: c09W3Ug+) 09/02/12(Sun)02:43:01 No.422709103 >>422708973 You're alone, but we're alone with you.

Anonymous (ID: saktM+3K) 09/02/12(Sun)024217 No. 422708973 File: 1346568137588.jpg-(240 KB, 493x600, 1342338932929 jpg) Is anyone here? Or am I alone. □ Anonymous (ID: c09W3Ug+) 09/02/12(Sun)02:43:01 No.422709103 >>422708973 You're alone, but we're alone with you.

Anonymous (ID: saktM+3K) 09/02/12(Sun)024217 No. 422708973 File: 1346568137588.jpg-(240 KB, 493x600, 1342338932929 jpg) Is anyone here? Or am I alone. □ Anonymous (ID: c09W3Ug+) 09/02/12(Sun)02:43:01 No.422709103 >>422708973 You're alone, but we're alone with you.

Anonymous (ID: saktM+3K) 09/02/12(Sun)024217 No. 422708973 File: 1346568137588.jpg-(240 KB, 493x600, 1342338932929 jpg) Is anyone here? Or am I alone. □ Anonymous (ID: c09W3Ug+) 09/02/12(Sun)02:43:01 No.422709103 >>422708973 You're alone, but we're alone with you.

Cracked open a bear

LI HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASLALS

LI HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASLALS

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6/11/2011

Commencing experiment in amphibian aviation 28 6/11/2011 Anonymous 06/01/11(Wed 14 44 44 No.331649063 File1305953384jRg(110 KB, 862x645, Docility jpg) Frog is being put in cryogenic stasis for docility during the attachment of aviation equipment and will be revived OP 08/01/11(Wed)14:5607 No 331650530 File1306954567 jpg-(87 KB, 856x841, vodka jpg) Frog not becoming docile quickly enough. Now adding vodka to the equation OP 0601/1 1(Wed)15 02 58 No 331651484 Fie 1308954978 ipg.(84 KB, 858x838, pissdrunk.jpg) Toed is now su ciently docile Atempting to attach state- OP 06/01/11(Wed)15.18.03 No 331653601 File 1 305955883/Rg-(144 KB. 802x906. prepared jpg) Awiation equpment attached Preparing for launch Nevar forget The day /b/ sent a toad into SPACE

Commencing experiment in amphibian aviation 28 6/11/2011 Anonymous 06/01/11(Wed 14 44 44 No.331649063 File1305953384jRg(110 KB, 862x645, Docility jpg) Frog is being put in cryogenic stasis for docility during the attachment of aviation equipment and will be revived OP 08/01/11(Wed)14:5607 No 331650530 File1306954567 jpg-(87 KB, 856x841, vodka jpg) Frog not becoming docile quickly enough. Now adding vodka to the equation OP 0601/1 1(Wed)15 02 58 No 331651484 Fie 1308954978 ipg.(84 KB, 858x838, pissdrunk.jpg) Toed is now su ciently docile Atempting to attach state- OP 06/01/11(Wed)15.18.03 No 331653601 File 1 305955883/Rg-(144 KB. 802x906. prepared jpg) Awiation equpment attached Preparing for launch Nevar forget The day /b/ sent a toad into SPACE

□ Anonymous 07/17/13 Wed 14:54 No.89628424 Replies: >>89628455 >>89628475 >>89628516 >>89628551 >>89628564 >>89628613 >>89628963 >>89629939 2289632483 89628322 Understand this. unzips d--- X HELLO!

YOU'RE NOT THE DAD OF ME! IWANT!!! WHAT HAPPENEDOU SPEND TOO NNNG WHY ISN'T MUCH TIME IN HERE. MY MONITORGO EXPERIENCE LIFE. ILL DO WHAT YOU'LL HAVE MORE WORKING?! COMIC MATERIAL ©2013 Ronnie Fibaw WHOMPCOMIC.COM E-mail Subject sage Submit this is gayer than you ifthat's even possible

YOU'RE NOT THE DAD OF ME! IWANT!!! WHAT HAPPENEDOU SPEND TOO NNNG WHY ISN'T MUCH TIME IN HERE. MY MONITORGO EXPERIENCE LIFE. ILL DO WHAT YOU'LL HAVE MORE WORKING?! COMIC MATERIAL ©2013 Ronnie Fibaw WHOMPCOMIC.COM E-mail Subject sage Submit this is gayer than you ifthat's even possible

Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)07:34 No.3830460 3830458 Rage more, cuntwagon. It's a thread about regional variations on chili. Where l come from, we add beans and we f------ like it. You can contribute, or piss off Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)07:41 No.3830463 3830460 beans were added as filler for poorfags that cannot into chili F------ pig disgusting dog s---. f------ pleb f-----

Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)07:34 No.3830460 3830458 Rage more, cuntwagon. It's a thread about regional variations on chili. Where l come from, we add beans and we f------ like it. You can contribute, or piss off Anonymous 08/25/12(Sat)07:41 No.3830463 3830460 beans were added as filler for poorfags that cannot into chili F------ pig disgusting dog s---. f------ pleb f-----

丨 THE DAY GAINAX RUINED CHRISTMAS Amonymous 12/24/101Fri)15 20 No 43929962 THE F--- DIDI JUST WATCH H--------, STOCKNG I3 A DEMON?? 1224 10F018 17 110 88 Anonymous 12/24/100Fr)16:08 No.43931379 Repty HORY SHET this f------ ep Fle1293222058 ang1610 KB, 853x48, Wcsnap-2010-12-24-15h20m00s11.p Amonymous 12 24/10 Fri)15 21 No 43929975 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE ALL GOT TROLLED IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES F--- THSI WAS EXPECTING TO BE TROLLED, BUT NOT THAT HARD Umm.Excuse me sir, but but Anonymous 12/24/10Fri)15:24 No 4393007 WHAT TEH HELL IS GOING ON TROLLED BY GANAX AT THE LAST MNUTE THS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE (142 KB, 720u430, 1 Anonymous 1224/10Fn)152a № 43530167 Ohgod Gains. you n (J◆ ▽+V '1iPalase2 12024.10(Fri)1533 No 43930275 WHAT THE F--- DD IJUST WATCH the tuck ddi just Anonymous 12 24/10 Fri)15 30 No 43930228 Amonymous 12/24/101Fr)15 33 No 439 30230 Fle1293222676.MHSpeiler lmage 65 KB 84ax400, [HarriblaSuba] PantyandStock( 〕jpg Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Oh god, Ihave no face now. My tucking face What have you done, Gain g hard when Gatarba blawa up Troled when WOM □ GameBoo ymp2x7zHN02 1224/10Fn)16:33 No.43930287 File12 7wRg(6 ka, 145x145 1209567399695 pg WHAT THE F--- DD WHAT THE FLUCK WHAT THE F--- WHAT THE FLICK WHAT THE FLICK WHAT THE FLCK WHAT THE F--- WHAT THE FLCK WHAT TE F--- WHAT THE F--- Leathopper 10XLEAF2gg 12/24/100Fn)16:35 No.43930334 2 KB. 124x121, angrytird ipa Fle129R210261剛133 KB 1600x900 hrmnglal F--- THIS EPI30DE. WHAT A SHTTY FINAL EPISODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 12/24/10 Fn)15:39 № 43930433 File1291223146pg(23 KB 266x209, sadsadadslpg, Friendly sum Nerd 1224/10Fn)15: № 43930427 mfw the eroing wB5 just 50 they could call the sequel Party VB Stocking with Garterbelt SENSE 5 41 No 439 30511 Fle1293223142 1481 KB, 853x480, Wcsnap-2010-12-24-15h37m23s59 pngt I dont even know what the Anonymous 1224/10Fri 15 45 No. 43930619 Nice way to ruin the Christmas, Gainax. File 12932 1.囚479 KB, 256x344 gatebetwtypg Garterbet stats Sghting S--- YEA DAMMIT GAINAX PACNG DO YOU KNOW IT? Anonymous 12/24/10(Fr)15 45 No.43930613 KB、IJD027 1263205115491 A Gainax ending? Why am IDONT REMEMBER THE LAST TME I WAS TROLLED THS F------ HARD, THIS F------ BRUTALLY H-------- Anonymous 12/24/10Fri)15 46 No 43930663 Wel.. I honesty didnl see that ane coming 問-11 12 KB 1280x720 [HorribleSubs] Party and Stack' This endng was so Ganax t's ike l was expenencing the entire Ganax repertore of dsapporting Ganax endings at the same time }jpg) a Anonymous 12/24/10Fn)18:48 No 43900720 5:49 № 43930735 Anonymous 1224/10Fn)15 48 № 43530716 File 129223T42 i29059 KB, 10090613, [HombleSubs) Panty and Stock..po Episode 13: How Gainax trolled Christmas THE Amonymous 12/24/101Fr)15 48 No 43930730 Oh god what just happaned? DD IJUST WATCH >№ blood when Panty died oymous 12/24/101Fr)15.53 No 439 30864 YFW Stocking tuns evd just to gat har JUST DESSERTS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT Gainx why da you always do this? ve baen watching anima for a long tima, even bafore this place aistad, but Ive avar watched a Gainax show whie it was aring Anonymous 12/24/10(Fri15 52 No 43930853 I dd, but Hanamaru doeant e Sure, other shows had Ganax endings. but still atar twalve weeks the impact is that much lager than ner two day you Gaina Anonymous 12/24/10(Fri)1553 No 43930673 Anonymous 12/24/10Fri)15:63 No 43930872 Fle1233224022 ing-1126 KB. 609x387, 1278106102647 ipal F---. The. What (navarsed WHAT THE FLCK GANAX stars get jewed in epiaode 12 gainx taca right now Demon sistars get jewed again in apisoda 13 you Gainaxd TTax612, 1291225735087 ipg 四19 KB WHY WHY WIHY WHY WIHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY pnig) mw giant legs from the sky mfw stocking is a demon mfw demon sisters dont get any screentime miw this episode Do you think they work on Angels? These words are buned into my head ak, what the f--- Stocking was a demon -blstent second sesson plug shity ending Wating for glorious OST I WLL REMEMBER THIS DAY AS THE DAY GANAX RUNED CHRISTMAS WHAT THE F--- DD IJUST WATCHED GOO DANN IT Amonymous 12/24/10(Fr)16 02 No 43931148 BURN IN HELL FOR RUNNG CHRISTMAS YOU F------ GAINAX WORST CHRISTMAS EVE EVER Frostrva 'pus DEBYw 12/24/1QFn)16:43 № 43932598 4 KB, 208 208, 1270967669968 No words for this ending. nat even baccon waped scalops, shrimp, and a 15be prime rib with my lamily can for my s right naw uck you gainax GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL CANAX IS A MASTER TROLL CANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX S TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GA MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL 12/24/10(Fri)16 02 No 43931147 Amonymous 12/24/101Fr)16 02 No 43931145 丨@xpected aGanks ending, but this GAINAX 12/24/10 THE DAY GANAX STOLE CHRISTMAS File1291224NPg(175 KB. 1200x7 19, whatlusthapper 1 I Anonymous 1224/10Fn)16 № 43931383 112 KB, 128dx720, snapsho2010122417 Anonymous 1224 '10Fn)16:02 № 4393 1173 am gonna need a few hours guys WHAT THE F--- DD I JUST WATCH THERESNO WAY MY PIC CAN BE THIS RELATED AND THEN STOCKING WAS A DEMON You wouldnt believe how hard I yellawed F------ seriousy t's nice that we're getting a sequekWhich probably means we might leam samething baout P&S past) but THAT WHAT THE F--- DIDI JUST WATC THAT LAST PART ICANT F------ BEIEVE THS O Anonymous 1224/10Fn)16:04 No.4393 ARE YOU F------ KIDOING ME S NOTHNG SACRED IN THS SHT?

丨 THE DAY GAINAX RUINED CHRISTMAS Amonymous 12/24/101Fri)15 20 No 43929962 THE F--- DIDI JUST WATCH H--------, STOCKNG I3 A DEMON?? 1224 10F018 17 110 88 Anonymous 12/24/100Fr)16:08 No.43931379 Repty HORY SHET this f------ ep Fle1293222058 ang1610 KB, 853x48, Wcsnap-2010-12-24-15h20m00s11.p Amonymous 12 24/10 Fri)15 21 No 43929975 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE ALL GOT TROLLED IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES F--- THSI WAS EXPECTING TO BE TROLLED, BUT NOT THAT HARD Umm.Excuse me sir, but but Anonymous 12/24/10Fri)15:24 No 4393007 WHAT TEH HELL IS GOING ON TROLLED BY GANAX AT THE LAST MNUTE THS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE (142 KB, 720u430, 1 Anonymous 1224/10Fn)152a № 43530167 Ohgod Gains. you n (J◆ ▽+V '1iPalase2 12024.10(Fri)1533 No 43930275 WHAT THE F--- DD IJUST WATCH the tuck ddi just Anonymous 12 24/10 Fri)15 30 No 43930228 Amonymous 12/24/101Fr)15 33 No 439 30230 Fle1293222676.MHSpeiler lmage 65 KB 84ax400, [HarriblaSuba] PantyandStock( 〕jpg Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Your f------ taca Oh god, Ihave no face now. My tucking face What have you done, Gain g hard when Gatarba blawa up Troled when WOM □ GameBoo ymp2x7zHN02 1224/10Fn)16:33 No.43930287 File12 7wRg(6 ka, 145x145 1209567399695 pg WHAT THE F--- DD WHAT THE FLUCK WHAT THE F--- WHAT THE FLICK WHAT THE FLICK WHAT THE FLCK WHAT THE F--- WHAT THE FLCK WHAT TE F--- WHAT THE F--- Leathopper 10XLEAF2gg 12/24/100Fn)16:35 No.43930334 2 KB. 124x121, angrytird ipa Fle129R210261剛133 KB 1600x900 hrmnglal F--- THIS EPI30DE. WHAT A SHTTY FINAL EPISODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 12/24/10 Fn)15:39 № 43930433 File1291223146pg(23 KB 266x209, sadsadadslpg, Friendly sum Nerd 1224/10Fn)15: № 43930427 mfw the eroing wB5 just 50 they could call the sequel Party VB Stocking with Garterbelt SENSE 5 41 No 439 30511 Fle1293223142 1481 KB, 853x480, Wcsnap-2010-12-24-15h37m23s59 pngt I dont even know what the Anonymous 1224/10Fri 15 45 No. 43930619 Nice way to ruin the Christmas, Gainax. File 12932 1.囚479 KB, 256x344 gatebetwtypg Garterbet stats Sghting S--- YEA DAMMIT GAINAX PACNG DO YOU KNOW IT? Anonymous 12/24/10(Fr)15 45 No.43930613 KB、IJD027 1263205115491 A Gainax ending? Why am IDONT REMEMBER THE LAST TME I WAS TROLLED THS F------ HARD, THIS F------ BRUTALLY H-------- Anonymous 12/24/10Fri)15 46 No 43930663 Wel.. I honesty didnl see that ane coming 問-11 12 KB 1280x720 [HorribleSubs] Party and Stack' This endng was so Ganax t's ike l was expenencing the entire Ganax repertore of dsapporting Ganax endings at the same time }jpg) a Anonymous 12/24/10Fn)18:48 No 43900720 5:49 № 43930735 Anonymous 1224/10Fn)15 48 № 43530716 File 129223T42 i29059 KB, 10090613, [HombleSubs) Panty and Stock..po Episode 13: How Gainax trolled Christmas THE Amonymous 12/24/101Fr)15 48 No 43930730 Oh god what just happaned? DD IJUST WATCH >№ blood when Panty died oymous 12/24/101Fr)15.53 No 439 30864 YFW Stocking tuns evd just to gat har JUST DESSERTS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT Gainx why da you always do this? ve baen watching anima for a long tima, even bafore this place aistad, but Ive avar watched a Gainax show whie it was aring Anonymous 12/24/10(Fri15 52 No 43930853 I dd, but Hanamaru doeant e Sure, other shows had Ganax endings. but still atar twalve weeks the impact is that much lager than ner two day you Gaina Anonymous 12/24/10(Fri)1553 No 43930673 Anonymous 12/24/10Fri)15:63 No 43930872 Fle1233224022 ing-1126 KB. 609x387, 1278106102647 ipal F---. The. What (navarsed WHAT THE FLCK GANAX stars get jewed in epiaode 12 gainx taca right now Demon sistars get jewed again in apisoda 13 you Gainaxd TTax612, 1291225735087 ipg 四19 KB WHY WHY WIHY WHY WIHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY pnig) mw giant legs from the sky mfw stocking is a demon mfw demon sisters dont get any screentime miw this episode Do you think they work on Angels? These words are buned into my head ak, what the f--- Stocking was a demon -blstent second sesson plug shity ending Wating for glorious OST I WLL REMEMBER THIS DAY AS THE DAY GANAX RUNED CHRISTMAS WHAT THE F--- DD IJUST WATCHED GOO DANN IT Amonymous 12/24/10(Fr)16 02 No 43931148 BURN IN HELL FOR RUNNG CHRISTMAS YOU F------ GAINAX WORST CHRISTMAS EVE EVER Frostrva 'pus DEBYw 12/24/1QFn)16:43 № 43932598 4 KB, 208 208, 1270967669968 No words for this ending. nat even baccon waped scalops, shrimp, and a 15be prime rib with my lamily can for my s right naw uck you gainax GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL CANAX IS A MASTER TROLL CANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX S TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL GA MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX I3 A MASTER TROLL GANAX IS A MASTER TROLL 12/24/10(Fri)16 02 No 43931147 Amonymous 12/24/101Fr)16 02 No 43931145 丨@xpected aGanks ending, but this GAINAX 12/24/10 THE DAY GANAX STOLE CHRISTMAS File1291224NPg(175 KB. 1200x7 19, whatlusthapper 1 I Anonymous 1224/10Fn)16 № 43931383 112 KB, 128dx720, snapsho2010122417 Anonymous 1224 '10Fn)16:02 № 4393 1173 am gonna need a few hours guys WHAT THE F--- DD I JUST WATCH THERESNO WAY MY PIC CAN BE THIS RELATED AND THEN STOCKING WAS A DEMON You wouldnt believe how hard I yellawed F------ seriousy t's nice that we're getting a sequekWhich probably means we might leam samething baout P&S past) but THAT WHAT THE F--- DIDI JUST WATC THAT LAST PART ICANT F------ BEIEVE THS O Anonymous 1224/10Fn)16:04 No.4393 ARE YOU F------ KIDOING ME S NOTHNG SACRED IN THS SHT?

□ Anonymous 10/11/13(Fri)12.30 No.27692338 Replies: >-276923942-276924342-276924732-276927792-27693558 > runs mtg, table top and pen and paper rpgs S0 everyonek > Unfortunately we get a THAT GUY and a Mary Sue we cant say no to because they 'know the owners know is a goth chick instantly that guy feels he needs to offer his advise on running a game because she 'clearly needs help (Goth chick has been running and playing Call of Cthulhu since >Goth chick announces she is running her own home brew horror game along the lines of Event Horizon/ Doom (her words) > once again that guy tries to offer her advise' that horror games dont work well, mary sue doesn't look happy as its clear this game wont have many times to shine > Goth chick calmly says if That Guy thinks the game wont work he is free to leave > that guy gets angry and ends up saying something along the lines he will stay in the game to make sure she'doesnt on anything wrong goth chick ignores hm and just covers the basics of the system we will be using etc and we plan to meet up at her house to help with the atmosphere ( a crowded dread) Goth chick helps us write up our characters, basically a salvage crew who are trying to salvage wreckage fro man old space battle orbiting a large gas giant. □ Anonymous 1 0/11/13(Fri) 12 46 No27692473 Replies >>27692509 >>27692536 >>27692576 > a week later we arrive at Goth's house and go to her basement which is actually rather spooky only lights on the table are a lantern and her laptop with music and sound cues she gives us the setting, ancient space battle took place, wreckage is valuable but people believe it to be cursed. Our salvage team is nearly broke and hopes to make some money fr our characters are, me a young computer tech, Barry an engine specialist, John our security, that guy who is an atmosphere tech and also 'secretly the real captain( swear Goth chick just let him do it to shut him up) and mary sue even managed to make a marry sue widow who salvages to make money whilst hiding from some syndicate who wants her because she is an heir to another syndicate' (once again, Goth chick probably just went f--- it) so we board the wreckage with an eerie soundtrack playing and Goth chick using a loud airlock sound effect as we enter as she describes the docking area we ju Despite Goth setting an eerie mood to the rp that guy just shrugs it off and begins cracking jokes' that seem to mock Goth girls style of play ("Wow these airlocks are despite being our atmo tech he doesnt f------ do his job so Goth chick has to describe that despite being without power the ship seems to have breathable air ancient, They are so loud I can barely think. What did the designer want the ship to be spooky?") we decide to head towards the engines to see if we can find out why the ship has breathable air despite having no power (I should mention my character is using a e to provide enough power to the doors to as ou party progresses we find weird stuff going on. one hallway's air smells of copper and rotten meat even though nothing is showing up on the atmo detector That guy is caring ,which we had to f------ check because he is to busy ruining the f------ immersion with jabs at Goth girls Dming Anonymous 10/11/13(Fri)12.56 No.27692576 Replies: 2227692638 2227692716 2227693558 2:27694995 > after a while we arrive at the engien room where Goth chick changes the track to this odd humming noise of the engine > Barry investigates the engine but find, despite the humming noise being a clear sign of activation the engine is not on. In fact it isnt even there, the internal components are missing > My character tries to access the ships ship wide computer system and finds that power is working but we have no idea where the source is and we have no energy > John looks around the engines and finds an the engines power coils have a strange red hue about them > he reacheso ut and fidns the red heu is actually organic. Suddenyl goth chick makes him take a reactio ntest and the organic matter splits to reveal a gaping mouth > John passes but Goth changes the track to this loud ship alert and announces in a voice worthy of SHODAN "Intruders detected in engine room. Responce team to engine r > to make s--- even more freaky she plays a screaming track over the alarm as the power coils all expose mouths that are screaming over all of this Goth chick says we hear the sound of something approaching from one of the hallways. We f------ book it with my character slamming the door s and locking s now we are all disturbed by this but none more then mary sue who didnt mention she can stand horror sunfortunately, sigh, that guy is still cracking jokes' his newest one being about John nearly having his hand bitten off by 'teeth filled vagina □ Anonymous 10/11/13(Fri)13: 09 No 276927 1 6 Replies: 2-27692734 >-27692752 >>27692844 >>27893558 >>2771 2383 >Goth chick keeps her composure and continues to describe the 'something' hammering against the door > I advise the party we move as I have no idea if the ship's doors will open on their own >John pulls up an old schematic of the ship and finds we are in a hallways that can lead us through the dorms and back to the docking area we came in at. > So we head off, the screamign and siren dying away replaced once again by the eerie backing track > al lthe bed sheets are covered in blood that still drips and is wet despite hundreds of years passing. The sheets are hung from the ceiling like a maze, billowing in an unfelt breeze (Goth chick cues up the sounds of sheets blowing in the wind.) no one of us want to go through the blood sheet maze' but we have no choice as the only other option is going back to the engine room > John, the only one with an actual weapon goes in first with Mary sue behind him, then me, Barry and That guy at the rear > as we pass through the sheets seem to reach out and slap against us wetly, leaving blood on our clothes and seeming to cling longer then they should have > eventually John spots something moving through the sheets and catches a glimpse of something that movesl iek an ape but with no skin and far to many heads > John takes a sanity check and fails leading to him entering fight or flight mode (basically the character panics and either fights if they are comered and runs if they > John fireso f shots frantically at the thing he saw and runs through the sheets maze walls' and falls to the ground after three wrap around him. > goth chick asks him to make some rolls and hands hi ma note s we manage to folow John through the path of fallen sheets and peel back the sheets around him to find John is dead, everything but his bones 'melting into the sheet staining the sheets an even deeper shade of red, a mocking face like stain caught forever in a hornfied scream . Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)23:33 №2771 2383 Replies: -27712532227712737 OK f---, I > so of course everyone is freaked out....except for that guy who declares 'dibs on his gun > cause witnessing a guy's skin melt into sheets isnt scary at allguys > mary sue isnt looking t good, white as a sheet. Goth girl actually tells her if she doesn't want to play she can head upstairs and do something else >Mary sue refuses, I think she noticed we werent happy with That Guy and she didnt want to be roped in with him > so after that guy takes Johns gun the plan hasn't changed, we are heading to the docking bay and f------ legging it swe move on, me sealing the doors behind us (queing Goth chicks airlock sound effect) > we reach a branching path so I have to bring up the ships schematics > while doing so we hear the door behind us tear open and something roar > I manage to get the doors open but not before whatever tore its way through the previous door comes into view there are 2 creatures described as 'something put together by someone who didn't understand symmetry and appeared to be made up of human body parts with out skin. Its mouth is just a large hole with human rib bones making up the teeth >due to some amazing rolls we all pass our sanity check and get through the door > except That Guy who decides he wants to kill something □ Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)23:40 No.2771 2532 Replies: >>27712564>>277 12761 last et l know whenekill one is he wil (uning last bullet now by this point Goth is sick of that guys s--- (during the 'mourning of John' he pulled out his mobile and started playing angry birds) so when that guy declares he is to e will pro is credit he managed to kill one of the monsters but it took 8 rounds from his gun and by that time the second creature was right near us that guy gloats when he kills the creature and loudly declares "See, these things are easy" except I know something That guy doesnt...he gun only has a 12 round magazine and John fired 3 rounds before he died Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat 23 51 №27712761 Replies: >>277 12 2022277 1263822277 12904zz277 13030-277 13064 note so of course that guy goes to shoot again, fires the last bullet of course that quy is shocked to find he has n oammo he turns to Goth chick "What the f---? Why didnt I know I had only one bullet left? "Because you just took the gun, you didnt bother to check the guns magazine ou didnt pick any ammo up remember? you only took his gun >"thats not fair. I thought would realize me saying 1 took the gun would mean i took all the ammo to > "No as the ammo was in Johns vest and you ignored his corpse for the gun that guy ends up giving up his arguement thinkign he is in the right and Goth chick is just a bad DM so he turns to run through the door remember the note eah i closed the door behind that guy when the creature got to close > that guy i Why did you shut the door wo I shut the door to save the "Oh I thought you were doing a heroic last stand. You only went in there with 9 bullets "How did you know how much ammo I had left?" > "saw Johns character sheet and the guns capacity is listed" >that guy demands I open the door to let him in, I dont because shambling monster behind him > after some combat' (morel iek Goth chick trying to make that guy roll and him bitching about it) That guy dies. We dont get a gruesome description, only the fact we can hear 'a horrible scream followed by a wet snapping noise and then only silence > that guy stands up and leaves, but not before yelling that he is telling everyone at the store what a horrible DM Goth is and how we all suck as players □ Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)00:06 No.27713064 Replies: 27713120 ril skip ahead to That Guy shooting himself in the foot at the store. The game continued without him and we all died but it was fun and Goth girl treated us to pizza for being her guinea pigs (and gave Mary sue some alcohol as she looked scared shitless) we arrive at the store next week and find that That Guy has been telling anyone who would listen how Goth girl doesn't know how to GM, how we were all horrible rpers and how we bullied mary sue' by making her play a horror game us see That Guy did know the owners, except what he didnt say was the owners knew how much of a poor sport he was the store owner also asks about the bullying but mary sue thankfully takes our side and says Goth girl said she could leave the game if it was to nasty for her the store owner tells that guy, loudly that everyone in the store can hear, that he is not to spread rumors about other players just because he died in a game after that few people listened to that guy especially when Goth girl became popular in the store for her horror games that guy eventually got banned from the store for hitting another player over a game and migrated to another store (where he spread rumors about how bad our store was).. .he later got kicked out of that store for lying about g----------- by one of the female workers and spreading rumors about it

□ Anonymous 10/11/13(Fri)12.30 No.27692338 Replies: >-276923942-276924342-276924732-276927792-27693558 > runs mtg, table top and pen and paper rpgs S0 everyonek > Unfortunately we get a THAT GUY and a Mary Sue we cant say no to because they 'know the owners know is a goth chick instantly that guy feels he needs to offer his advise on running a game because she 'clearly needs help (Goth chick has been running and playing Call of Cthulhu since >Goth chick announces she is running her own home brew horror game along the lines of Event Horizon/ Doom (her words) > once again that guy tries to offer her advise' that horror games dont work well, mary sue doesn't look happy as its clear this game wont have many times to shine > Goth chick calmly says if That Guy thinks the game wont work he is free to leave > that guy gets angry and ends up saying something along the lines he will stay in the game to make sure she'doesnt on anything wrong goth chick ignores hm and just covers the basics of the system we will be using etc and we plan to meet up at her house to help with the atmosphere ( a crowded dread) Goth chick helps us write up our characters, basically a salvage crew who are trying to salvage wreckage fro man old space battle orbiting a large gas giant. □ Anonymous 1 0/11/13(Fri) 12 46 No27692473 Replies >>27692509 >>27692536 >>27692576 > a week later we arrive at Goth's house and go to her basement which is actually rather spooky only lights on the table are a lantern and her laptop with music and sound cues she gives us the setting, ancient space battle took place, wreckage is valuable but people believe it to be cursed. Our salvage team is nearly broke and hopes to make some money fr our characters are, me a young computer tech, Barry an engine specialist, John our security, that guy who is an atmosphere tech and also 'secretly the real captain( swear Goth chick just let him do it to shut him up) and mary sue even managed to make a marry sue widow who salvages to make money whilst hiding from some syndicate who wants her because she is an heir to another syndicate' (once again, Goth chick probably just went f--- it) so we board the wreckage with an eerie soundtrack playing and Goth chick using a loud airlock sound effect as we enter as she describes the docking area we ju Despite Goth setting an eerie mood to the rp that guy just shrugs it off and begins cracking jokes' that seem to mock Goth girls style of play ("Wow these airlocks are despite being our atmo tech he doesnt f------ do his job so Goth chick has to describe that despite being without power the ship seems to have breathable air ancient, They are so loud I can barely think. What did the designer want the ship to be spooky?") we decide to head towards the engines to see if we can find out why the ship has breathable air despite having no power (I should mention my character is using a e to provide enough power to the doors to as ou party progresses we find weird stuff going on. one hallway's air smells of copper and rotten meat even though nothing is showing up on the atmo detector That guy is caring ,which we had to f------ check because he is to busy ruining the f------ immersion with jabs at Goth girls Dming Anonymous 10/11/13(Fri)12.56 No.27692576 Replies: 2227692638 2227692716 2227693558 2:27694995 > after a while we arrive at the engien room where Goth chick changes the track to this odd humming noise of the engine > Barry investigates the engine but find, despite the humming noise being a clear sign of activation the engine is not on. In fact it isnt even there, the internal components are missing > My character tries to access the ships ship wide computer system and finds that power is working but we have no idea where the source is and we have no energy > John looks around the engines and finds an the engines power coils have a strange red hue about them > he reacheso ut and fidns the red heu is actually organic. Suddenyl goth chick makes him take a reactio ntest and the organic matter splits to reveal a gaping mouth > John passes but Goth changes the track to this loud ship alert and announces in a voice worthy of SHODAN "Intruders detected in engine room. Responce team to engine r > to make s--- even more freaky she plays a screaming track over the alarm as the power coils all expose mouths that are screaming over all of this Goth chick says we hear the sound of something approaching from one of the hallways. We f------ book it with my character slamming the door s and locking s now we are all disturbed by this but none more then mary sue who didnt mention she can stand horror sunfortunately, sigh, that guy is still cracking jokes' his newest one being about John nearly having his hand bitten off by 'teeth filled vagina □ Anonymous 10/11/13(Fri)13: 09 No 276927 1 6 Replies: 2-27692734 >-27692752 >>27692844 >>27893558 >>2771 2383 >Goth chick keeps her composure and continues to describe the 'something' hammering against the door > I advise the party we move as I have no idea if the ship's doors will open on their own >John pulls up an old schematic of the ship and finds we are in a hallways that can lead us through the dorms and back to the docking area we came in at. > So we head off, the screamign and siren dying away replaced once again by the eerie backing track > al lthe bed sheets are covered in blood that still drips and is wet despite hundreds of years passing. The sheets are hung from the ceiling like a maze, billowing in an unfelt breeze (Goth chick cues up the sounds of sheets blowing in the wind.) no one of us want to go through the blood sheet maze' but we have no choice as the only other option is going back to the engine room > John, the only one with an actual weapon goes in first with Mary sue behind him, then me, Barry and That guy at the rear > as we pass through the sheets seem to reach out and slap against us wetly, leaving blood on our clothes and seeming to cling longer then they should have > eventually John spots something moving through the sheets and catches a glimpse of something that movesl iek an ape but with no skin and far to many heads > John takes a sanity check and fails leading to him entering fight or flight mode (basically the character panics and either fights if they are comered and runs if they > John fireso f shots frantically at the thing he saw and runs through the sheets maze walls' and falls to the ground after three wrap around him. > goth chick asks him to make some rolls and hands hi ma note s we manage to folow John through the path of fallen sheets and peel back the sheets around him to find John is dead, everything but his bones 'melting into the sheet staining the sheets an even deeper shade of red, a mocking face like stain caught forever in a hornfied scream . Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)23:33 №2771 2383 Replies: -27712532227712737 OK f---, I > so of course everyone is freaked out....except for that guy who declares 'dibs on his gun > cause witnessing a guy's skin melt into sheets isnt scary at allguys > mary sue isnt looking t good, white as a sheet. Goth girl actually tells her if she doesn't want to play she can head upstairs and do something else >Mary sue refuses, I think she noticed we werent happy with That Guy and she didnt want to be roped in with him > so after that guy takes Johns gun the plan hasn't changed, we are heading to the docking bay and f------ legging it swe move on, me sealing the doors behind us (queing Goth chicks airlock sound effect) > we reach a branching path so I have to bring up the ships schematics > while doing so we hear the door behind us tear open and something roar > I manage to get the doors open but not before whatever tore its way through the previous door comes into view there are 2 creatures described as 'something put together by someone who didn't understand symmetry and appeared to be made up of human body parts with out skin. Its mouth is just a large hole with human rib bones making up the teeth >due to some amazing rolls we all pass our sanity check and get through the door > except That Guy who decides he wants to kill something □ Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)23:40 No.2771 2532 Replies: >>27712564>>277 12761 last et l know whenekill one is he wil (uning last bullet now by this point Goth is sick of that guys s--- (during the 'mourning of John' he pulled out his mobile and started playing angry birds) so when that guy declares he is to e will pro is credit he managed to kill one of the monsters but it took 8 rounds from his gun and by that time the second creature was right near us that guy gloats when he kills the creature and loudly declares "See, these things are easy" except I know something That guy doesnt...he gun only has a 12 round magazine and John fired 3 rounds before he died Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat 23 51 №27712761 Replies: >>277 12 2022277 1263822277 12904zz277 13030-277 13064 note so of course that guy goes to shoot again, fires the last bullet of course that quy is shocked to find he has n oammo he turns to Goth chick "What the f---? Why didnt I know I had only one bullet left? "Because you just took the gun, you didnt bother to check the guns magazine ou didnt pick any ammo up remember? you only took his gun >"thats not fair. I thought would realize me saying 1 took the gun would mean i took all the ammo to > "No as the ammo was in Johns vest and you ignored his corpse for the gun that guy ends up giving up his arguement thinkign he is in the right and Goth chick is just a bad DM so he turns to run through the door remember the note eah i closed the door behind that guy when the creature got to close > that guy i Why did you shut the door wo I shut the door to save the "Oh I thought you were doing a heroic last stand. You only went in there with 9 bullets "How did you know how much ammo I had left?" > "saw Johns character sheet and the guns capacity is listed" >that guy demands I open the door to let him in, I dont because shambling monster behind him > after some combat' (morel iek Goth chick trying to make that guy roll and him bitching about it) That guy dies. We dont get a gruesome description, only the fact we can hear 'a horrible scream followed by a wet snapping noise and then only silence > that guy stands up and leaves, but not before yelling that he is telling everyone at the store what a horrible DM Goth is and how we all suck as players □ Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)00:06 No.27713064 Replies: 27713120 ril skip ahead to That Guy shooting himself in the foot at the store. The game continued without him and we all died but it was fun and Goth girl treated us to pizza for being her guinea pigs (and gave Mary sue some alcohol as she looked scared shitless) we arrive at the store next week and find that That Guy has been telling anyone who would listen how Goth girl doesn't know how to GM, how we were all horrible rpers and how we bullied mary sue' by making her play a horror game us see That Guy did know the owners, except what he didnt say was the owners knew how much of a poor sport he was the store owner also asks about the bullying but mary sue thankfully takes our side and says Goth girl said she could leave the game if it was to nasty for her the store owner tells that guy, loudly that everyone in the store can hear, that he is not to spread rumors about other players just because he died in a game after that few people listened to that guy especially when Goth girl became popular in the store for her horror games that guy eventually got banned from the store for hitting another player over a game and migrated to another store (where he spread rumors about how bad our store was).. .he later got kicked out of that store for lying about g----------- by one of the female workers and spreading rumors about it

□ Anonymous 08/29/12(Wed)05:46 No.20517185 playing 3.5 they all roll rangers pretend to be a S.W.A.T using nonlethal versions of weapons to take down any "suspects >this includes a dragon >Breach and clear everywhere they go, even when entering friendly shop:s stacticool hand signals everywhere all this in a setting heavily remniscient of medival Europe they were good at what they did, but they were crazy.

□ Anonymous 08/29/12(Wed)05:46 No.20517185 playing 3.5 they all roll rangers pretend to be a S.W.A.T using nonlethal versions of weapons to take down any "suspects >this includes a dragon >Breach and clear everywhere they go, even when entering friendly shop:s stacticool hand signals everywhere all this in a setting heavily remniscient of medival Europe they were good at what they did, but they were crazy.

Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)02:21 No. 15586197 File 1310710910 ipg-(148 KB, 720x540, Amazon_Women in the_Mood.jpg) Had a girl join after we just started a campaign I had made a halfing bard that went around hitting on things in a very bardly manner Well when the girl joined she made a half-orc barbarian I had yet to let a party member go unsmoozed and I wasnt starting now "Hey tall, green and mean wanna learn how to pluck my strings" strum lute She replies with with her orc being uninterested in me So l roll my perform and tell a warstory and buy her a drink. Huge success and she lets me know that her orc is warming up to me Well I never go anywhere with my firts its just me putting in my required bard hours so l simple invite her to go adventuring with us Well she says "Hahahahaha nope you're not getting off that easy" Me "what.." Her "You have a lich to fight in MY dungeon little man" Me "oh god" So she grapples me and carries me up the inns stairs and when I scream for help from the party they all just have their characters raise a mug and give me a cheer So we fade to black and she gets introduced to the party the next day when the parties cleric had to heal some bludgeoning damage

Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)02:21 No. 15586197 File 1310710910 ipg-(148 KB, 720x540, Amazon_Women in the_Mood.jpg) Had a girl join after we just started a campaign I had made a halfing bard that went around hitting on things in a very bardly manner Well when the girl joined she made a half-orc barbarian I had yet to let a party member go unsmoozed and I wasnt starting now "Hey tall, green and mean wanna learn how to pluck my strings" strum lute She replies with with her orc being uninterested in me So l roll my perform and tell a warstory and buy her a drink. Huge success and she lets me know that her orc is warming up to me Well I never go anywhere with my firts its just me putting in my required bard hours so l simple invite her to go adventuring with us Well she says "Hahahahaha nope you're not getting off that easy" Me "what.." Her "You have a lich to fight in MY dungeon little man" Me "oh god" So she grapples me and carries me up the inns stairs and when I scream for help from the party they all just have their characters raise a mug and give me a cheer So we fade to black and she gets introduced to the party the next day when the parties cleric had to heal some bludgeoning damage

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□ Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)01:00 UTC-7 No 27343049 。 File: 1379750456082 jpg-(109 KB, 847x633, 1370790125792.jpg) GI 27341161(0P) At one point, I had a campaign revolving around the adventurers being hired by the Grand Vizier of Circion to sabotage a royal marriage between the Circionian and Dyllian royal families When they got to the cathedral where the wedding was to be held, the barbarian (played by an equally brutish player) bludgeoned the princess of Dyllia on sight. Fortunately, no one saw and they were able to drag the body into the bride's quarters and hide it. A servant then knocked on the door, informing them that the wedding was about to begin >oshit.png It ended up with the team's Bard using a disguise kit to make himself look like the Princess of Dyllia. So basically the Bard, disguised as a pretty princess in a wedding dress, got married.I made the player talk like a princess the whole time.) After that, they went on their honeymoon. The Prince of Circion (now the King of the Empire) took "her" on a romantic river cruise to his palace, and "she" brought "her" friends the adventurers, who "she" claimed were "her" servants On the night of their honeymoon, they went back into his private quarters. It was here that he FINALLY discovered that the bard was not, in fact, his wife, when he squeezed the bard's left fake breast. With the illusion shattered, the party FINALLY slit his throat, made it look like an accident, and got the heck back to the Grand Vizier (who was now effectively king of the world) and collected their cash When I asked the bard why he didn't kill the King/Prince in the first place, he just awkwardly smiled and shrugged.

□ Anonymous 09/21/13(Sat)01:00 UTC-7 No 27343049 。 File: 1379750456082 jpg-(109 KB, 847x633, 1370790125792.jpg) GI 27341161(0P) At one point, I had a campaign revolving around the adventurers being hired by the Grand Vizier of Circion to sabotage a royal marriage between the Circionian and Dyllian royal families When they got to the cathedral where the wedding was to be held, the barbarian (played by an equally brutish player) bludgeoned the princess of Dyllia on sight. Fortunately, no one saw and they were able to drag the body into the bride's quarters and hide it. A servant then knocked on the door, informing them that the wedding was about to begin >oshit.png It ended up with the team's Bard using a disguise kit to make himself look like the Princess of Dyllia. So basically the Bard, disguised as a pretty princess in a wedding dress, got married.I made the player talk like a princess the whole time.) After that, they went on their honeymoon. The Prince of Circion (now the King of the Empire) took "her" on a romantic river cruise to his palace, and "she" brought "her" friends the adventurers, who "she" claimed were "her" servants On the night of their honeymoon, they went back into his private quarters. It was here that he FINALLY discovered that the bard was not, in fact, his wife, when he squeezed the bard's left fake breast. With the illusion shattered, the party FINALLY slit his throat, made it look like an accident, and got the heck back to the Grand Vizier (who was now effectively king of the world) and collected their cash When I asked the bard why he didn't kill the King/Prince in the first place, he just awkwardly smiled and shrugged.

Anonymous 10/05/13 (Sat)23:44 No.9726778 Replies: >9726781 9726754 >Come back when the school turns out to be a giant sailor uniform mech. I will, because it's gonna happen S> Also, the MC's outfit will absorb fragments of uniform from everyone she defeats and will gradually cover her more and more, but then when it reaches its final form it will turn into a mech with a windshield that people can see through, and shell be forced to pilot it naked

Anonymous 10/05/13 (Sat)23:44 No.9726778 Replies: >9726781 9726754 >Come back when the school turns out to be a giant sailor uniform mech. I will, because it's gonna happen S> Also, the MC's outfit will absorb fragments of uniform from everyone she defeats and will gradually cover her more and more, but then when it reaches its final form it will turn into a mech with a windshield that people can see through, and shell be forced to pilot it naked

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□ Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)01:07:26 UTC-6 No 5063283621 3506330264506330309 Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And If you've got a minute that's as long as itll take tell you how I became the prince of a food called pancakes In west Albuquerque, born and raised Eating breakfast, was where I spent most of my days Fumbling, mumbling and stumbling to school And moanin' bout the boiler 'cause the showers too cool, When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making crystal in my neighbourhood Dad didn't come home one night and my mom f----- Ted And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead I asked for a car and my dad said 'here License plate said "Flynn" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I wondered how this car was acquired But I thought nah, forget it, Bo-bo..bo-bonfire!! I, found, out about my dad about 8 months later, And how he'd been arrested by Gomie & Schrader, My mom got a call, she didn't look too chill Walter just called, Uncle Hank is kill

□ Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)01:07:26 UTC-6 No 5063283621 3506330264506330309 Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And If you've got a minute that's as long as itll take tell you how I became the prince of a food called pancakes In west Albuquerque, born and raised Eating breakfast, was where I spent most of my days Fumbling, mumbling and stumbling to school And moanin' bout the boiler 'cause the showers too cool, When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making crystal in my neighbourhood Dad didn't come home one night and my mom f----- Ted And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead I asked for a car and my dad said 'here License plate said "Flynn" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I wondered how this car was acquired But I thought nah, forget it, Bo-bo..bo-bonfire!! I, found, out about my dad about 8 months later, And how he'd been arrested by Gomie & Schrader, My mom got a call, she didn't look too chill Walter just called, Uncle Hank is kill

Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)16:49:23 No.291579xxx i never got why people would kill themselves so if you want to die you obviously don't give a s---. like, about anyone. 'cause if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a F--- about them, or hurting them, and if there's not, there's no one to give a s--- about. so instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the f--- out? leave the basement, leave your house, leave the m------------ country. go on an adventure. spend your time something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists go be James bond danger? f--- that you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe no f--- EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster sometimes i wish i was suicidal. i'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. move to barcelona, hit the bars, band some chicks. STDs, who f------ gives a s---? and then when i'm done, maybe i wouldn't want to kill myself, 'cause ive seen how beautiful this world is tldr op is a f----- Feeling Suicidal Good, the world is now your oyster.

Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)16:49:23 No.291579xxx i never got why people would kill themselves so if you want to die you obviously don't give a s---. like, about anyone. 'cause if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a F--- about them, or hurting them, and if there's not, there's no one to give a s--- about. so instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the f--- out? leave the basement, leave your house, leave the m------------ country. go on an adventure. spend your time something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists go be James bond danger? f--- that you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe no f--- EVERYTHING man, the world is your oyster sometimes i wish i was suicidal. i'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. move to barcelona, hit the bars, band some chicks. STDs, who f------ gives a s---? and then when i'm done, maybe i wouldn't want to kill myself, 'cause ive seen how beautiful this world is tldr op is a f----- Feeling Suicidal Good, the world is now your oyster.

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File: 1344315312294.ipg-(5 KB, 259x194, 4258-the-f---.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Gf01x50+) 08/07/12(Tue)00:55:12 No.417274808 Reply If everyone on 4chan is the same, why do you all hate each other? Ps Anonymous (ID: bflWaeno) 08/07/12(Tue)00:55:47 No.417274894 Because we hate ourselves. □ Anonymous (ID: Zi5sR04M) 08/07/12(Tue)00:56:37 No.417275018 >417274894 Whoa. □ Anonymous (ID: NufY1b6u) 08/07/12(Tue)00:57:47 No.41 7275187 Ps File: 1344315467510.jpg-(36 KB, 698x401, 345345345 jpg) 417274894 this

File: 1344315312294.ipg-(5 KB, 259x194, 4258-the-f---.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Gf01x50+) 08/07/12(Tue)00:55:12 No.417274808 Reply If everyone on 4chan is the same, why do you all hate each other? Ps Anonymous (ID: bflWaeno) 08/07/12(Tue)00:55:47 No.417274894 Because we hate ourselves. □ Anonymous (ID: Zi5sR04M) 08/07/12(Tue)00:56:37 No.417275018 >417274894 Whoa. □ Anonymous (ID: NufY1b6u) 08/07/12(Tue)00:57:47 No.41 7275187 Ps File: 1344315467510.jpg-(36 KB, 698x401, 345345345 jpg) 417274894 this

Anonymous (ID: A/gxLDrD) 11/20/12(Tue)01:05:53 No.438200353 Replies: 438200527 438201074 File (243 KB, 250x475, Do+you+get+to+the+Cloud+D(..).png) >be morning >be heading to Cloud District see 9/10 Imperial Dovahkiin chick want.jpg she walks toward me >sweet roll falls out of my pocket >know she's going to talk me >can't think of s--- to say >manage to sputter out "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?" wtfdidijustsay jpg >know alpha bitches like her don't go to the Cloud District embarassed try to cover it up. "Oh, what am I saying.. .of course you dont." >Dovahkin looks p-----, walks away foreveralone.bmp mfw

Anonymous (ID: A/gxLDrD) 11/20/12(Tue)01:05:53 No.438200353 Replies: 438200527 438201074 File (243 KB, 250x475, Do+you+get+to+the+Cloud+D(..).png) >be morning >be heading to Cloud District see 9/10 Imperial Dovahkiin chick want.jpg she walks toward me >sweet roll falls out of my pocket >know she's going to talk me >can't think of s--- to say >manage to sputter out "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?" wtfdidijustsay jpg >know alpha bitches like her don't go to the Cloud District embarassed try to cover it up. "Oh, what am I saying.. .of course you dont." >Dovahkin looks p-----, walks away foreveralone.bmp mfw

YOUR NEXT LINE WILL BE, "I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!

YOUR NEXT LINE WILL BE, "I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!

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