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![KB, 960x960, dad.jpg) Anonymous (ID: V8xy9dVh) 10/21/12(Sun)09:05:59 No.431922976 Reples: 431923380431923543 431923690 431924048 431924526 431925440 Okay. I know this sounds like a troll but im 100% senous. I don't go on Facebook often. But it was 2AM and I logged on and saw my dads profile picture, I have attached it, He said his work mates took it Could you please shop his picture to make it less awkward for me? I don't want any of my classmates to think my dad is a f-----. I would ask him to take a new one but knowing him it would probably be worse, If it is something that makes him look cool he would do it □ Anonymous (ID: HRV2iSDw) 10/21/12(Sun)09 07:22 No.431 923135 Replies >>431923319 Really man? Really? □ Anonymous (ID V8xy9dVh) 10/21/12(Sun)09 09:17 No 431923319 I'm desperate, I already have a bully this would just make things worse □ Anonymous ID c32/qZyA) 10121/12(Sun)091705 N 431924048 Replies:-431924156-4319241 I DON'T ALWAYS SUCK C--- File: 1350 7 KB, 1058x593, 1350815982218.png) here you go, dude □ Anonymous (ID: SirOYUPH) 10/21/12(Sun)09:19:56 No.431924314 File: 1350825596827 ipg (123 KB, 400x400, hereop.jpg) here OP BUT-WHENLDOITSM BUT-WHEN I DOIT'S MY SONS □ Anonymous (ID: giMus1ye) 10/21/12(Sun)09:21:00 No.431924424 Replies >>431924739 >> File: 1350825660870.jpg-(217 KB, 960x960, c---.jpg) ,here you go bro 1 Anonymous (ID: c32/aZyA) 10/21/12(Sun)09:28:31 No 431925193 Replies 22431925816 File: 1350826111934.png-(1.38 MB, 960x960, 13508247592562.png) Anonymous (ID: HRV2iSDw) 10/21/12(Sun)09:29:57 No.431925319 I don't think you know where you are. If you weren't trolling in the first place □ Anonymous (ID: giMus1ye) 10/21/12(Sun)09:30:30 No.431925370 2 KB, 960x960, bloke copy jpg) SUPE UCKIN SERIOUS NOW BRO fine, here is a serious one Ct E] Anonymous (ID: c0XTuEeo) 10/21/12(Sun)09:31:11 No.431 925440 Replies:竺4319 2559122431925830 :"> File: 1350826271192 ipg-(110 KB, 1188x620, 1350824759256.jpg) ) □ Anonymous (ID: gxOPR42) 10/21/12(Sun)0932.06 No 431 925541 File: 1350826326783 jpg-(198 KB, 475x562, bad luck brian.jpg) I were a young girl in her early hormonal years, I would sure think your dad is a stud looking like this □ Anonymous (ID: cOX7uEeo) 10/21/12(Sun)09: 32. 33 No 43 1925 591 Replies: >>431925685 >>431925830 File: 1350826353190ipg-(130 KB, 1596x764, 1350824759256 jpg) RV □ Anonymous (ID: 0tGLn29C) 10/21/12(Sun)09:32:35 No.43 1925596 File: 1350826355705 ipg-(123 KB, 960x960, some guy's dad jpg) Anonymous (D: V8xy9dVh) 10/21/12(Sun)09: 32:46 No.431925616 Would be okay if it wasn't for one thing. Anonymous (ID: RzCEeyr9) 10/21/12(Sun)09 33:11 No.431925650 Replies: 2243192583922431925974 File: 1350826391799.jpg-(418 KB, 960x960, fagget.jpg) Anonymous (ID: cOX7uEeo) 10/21/12(Sun)09:33:34 No.431925685 Replies: 22431925807 22431925830 File: 1350826414769.jpg-(131 KB, 1347x798, 1350824759256.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: c32/qZyA) 10/21/12(Sun)09:34:49 No.431925802 . . File: 1350826489388 png-(1.38 MB, 960x960, igi.png) FOR E Anonymous (ID: cOX7uEeo) 10/21/12(Sun)09:34:51 No.43 1925807 Repies:竺43192S806 >> File: 1350826491805 ipg-(137 KB, 1285x873, 1350824759256 jpg)](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/nsfw-3d2ea71540aadd32da0d94d49026c272.png)
![File: 76 KB, 600x887, Batgirl 05_ by rafCut jpg [View same] [iqdb) Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:11:55 2011 No. 23579328 Reply] [Original] Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04: 17:55 2011 No.23579474 File: 74 KB, 500x500, jokerface jpg View same] igdb] Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:39:55 2011 No.23579861 I can't believe she's not doing anything about this. The Babs I know never runs from a fight. Batgirl? I'd give up my legs to be with herl >> □ Inspector Redwood lRcd8kmTONE Fri Feb 1 8 04:39:55 201 1 No. 23579873 D PARALYZE HER WITH MY GUN >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04 2355 2011 No.23579580 >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:40:55 2011 No.23579886 File: 7 KB, 252x240, 1286218726952 jpg [View same] [igdb] this f------ thread >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:23:55 2011 No.23579589 23579474 Skullguy Craig Fri Feb 18 04:41:55 2011 No.23579891 File: 50 KB, 544x400, 1264394546616 jpg View same] [iadb] I'd sweep her offher feet, if you know what I mean. >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:24:55 2011 No.23579598 Pthis entire god damn thread jesus t stop You've got a shot with her >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:45:55 2011 No.23579976 I heard funny men make her weak in the knees. Fle: 2.65 MB, 640358, 1294631806876.gif [View same] liadb >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:24:55 2011 No.23579609 79824 Some times you have to know I'd pound that til she can't feel her legs, if you catch my drit >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:26:55 2011 No.23579639 □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:48:55 2011 No.23580020 File: 38 KB, 432x285, MRF jpg Vie samel iadb] File: 70 KB, 720x416, 1254069595456 jpg [View same] [igdb] l these Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:27:55 2011 No.23579648 Fle: 86 KB, 350x300, Batgirl-Oracle-batgirl-oracle-9940841-350-300 gif [View same] [iadb] >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:52:55 2011 No.23580086 File: 20 KB, 300x318, joker3 jpg (View same] [iqdb) So what? Should we just tiptoe and dance 23579609 23579639 >> □ Helbind Fn Feb 18 04:54:55 20 1 1 No.2358011 1 >> □ Helbind Fri Feb 18 04:29:55 2011 No 23579692 Fle: 129 KB, 528x800, barbara joke jpg [View same] [igdb] Fle: 408 KB, 955x1489, Joe and Batsy jpg View same] [igdb] No sense of humour, that girl. >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:30:55 2011 No.23579698 >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:57:55 2011 No.23580161 File: 9 KB, 480x360, 0 jpg View same] [iadb] If you have any objections to the content of this thread then stand and be counted 235801 Anonymous Fn Feb 18 04 3155 2011 No.23579719 >> Don't wory Babs, I can help calm you down. Remember, I give a really relaxing foot massage Fle: 124 KB, 537x425, Just As GD Planned jpg [View same] [iqdb] I won't stand for these hormble □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 05:02:55 2011 No.23580229 Fle: 8 KB, 130x204, line jpg [View same] [igdb Al kidding aside, I do have to say, this thread really cut down some of the legwork in finding new Jolcer reactions >> □ Anonynous Fri Feb 18 04:33:55 2011 No.23579754 You won't ever accomplish anything just sitting on your ass all day. Get up out of your chair and seiz >> □ Anonymous Fn Feb 18 0434 55 2011 No.23579780 File: 30 KB, 480x348, 1294045267336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 05:09:55 2011 No.23580339 File: 17 KB, 402x302, jokelaugh jpg [View samel [igdb] Can you believe /col is this tasteless? I mean they're making fun of a paraplegic for goodness sakes 23580229 Well you know what they say. The Squeaky wheel gets the grease >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:35:55 2011 No.23579799 Fle: 28 KB, 479x348, 1294045227633 jpg [View same] iadb] □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 05:13:55 2011 No.23580387 ah, some one should really put their foot down and stand sappointed when Anonymous F 90 8042 vinouLs 04.3 5 2011 No.235798 460x345, batman-the-animated-series-volume-four-200601180240 ew samel igdb What happened? 04.36:55 2011 No23579 File: 31 KB, 481x347, 1294045 >> □ Anonvinous Fri Feb 18 05:31:55 2011 No.23580593 mages..jpg lyiew samel iddb Have you heard the one about Batgirl walking into a ave 04:37:55 2011 No23579 File: 13 KB, 300x194, Tr.jpg View same] [iqdb nvinoULs File: 55 KB, 352x500, joker-dark-knight-begins-2.jpg [View same] igdb] So we're done with the crippled jokes? I thought icol had more spine than that. I know. The only thing lamer than their jokes about Batgirl legs are Batgirls legs □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04 37 55 2011 No.23579834 Fle: 39 KB, 498x321, f--- this s--- jpg [View same] [iqdb □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 06:0 This thread was bad but this is the straw that broke this camels back Anony!nous F 1026 J JP8 salmm 04:3 333x500, joker 22.jpg View same] igdb] take than a bulet?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/446/411/524.jpg)
![File: 76 KB, 600x887, Batgirl 05_ by rafCut jpg [View same] [iqdb) Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:11:55 2011 No. 23579328 Reply] [Original] Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04: 17:55 2011 No.23579474 File: 74 KB, 500x500, jokerface jpg View same] igdb] Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:39:55 2011 No.23579861 I can't believe she's not doing anything about this. The Babs I know never runs from a fight. Batgirl? I'd give up my legs to be with herl >> □ Inspector Redwood lRcd8kmTONE Fri Feb 1 8 04:39:55 201 1 No. 23579873 D PARALYZE HER WITH MY GUN >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04 2355 2011 No.23579580 >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:40:55 2011 No.23579886 File: 7 KB, 252x240, 1286218726952 jpg [View same] [igdb] this f------ thread >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:23:55 2011 No.23579589 23579474 Skullguy Craig Fri Feb 18 04:41:55 2011 No.23579891 File: 50 KB, 544x400, 1264394546616 jpg View same] [iadb] I'd sweep her offher feet, if you know what I mean. >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:24:55 2011 No.23579598 Pthis entire god damn thread jesus t stop You've got a shot with her >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:45:55 2011 No.23579976 I heard funny men make her weak in the knees. Fle: 2.65 MB, 640358, 1294631806876.gif [View same] liadb >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:24:55 2011 No.23579609 79824 Some times you have to know I'd pound that til she can't feel her legs, if you catch my drit >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:26:55 2011 No.23579639 □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:48:55 2011 No.23580020 File: 38 KB, 432x285, MRF jpg Vie samel iadb] File: 70 KB, 720x416, 1254069595456 jpg [View same] [igdb] l these Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:27:55 2011 No.23579648 Fle: 86 KB, 350x300, Batgirl-Oracle-batgirl-oracle-9940841-350-300 gif [View same] [iadb] >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:52:55 2011 No.23580086 File: 20 KB, 300x318, joker3 jpg (View same] [iqdb) So what? Should we just tiptoe and dance 23579609 23579639 >> □ Helbind Fn Feb 18 04:54:55 20 1 1 No.2358011 1 >> □ Helbind Fri Feb 18 04:29:55 2011 No 23579692 Fle: 129 KB, 528x800, barbara joke jpg [View same] [igdb] Fle: 408 KB, 955x1489, Joe and Batsy jpg View same] [igdb] No sense of humour, that girl. >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:30:55 2011 No.23579698 >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:57:55 2011 No.23580161 File: 9 KB, 480x360, 0 jpg View same] [iadb] If you have any objections to the content of this thread then stand and be counted 235801 Anonymous Fn Feb 18 04 3155 2011 No.23579719 >> Don't wory Babs, I can help calm you down. Remember, I give a really relaxing foot massage Fle: 124 KB, 537x425, Just As GD Planned jpg [View same] [iqdb] I won't stand for these hormble □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 05:02:55 2011 No.23580229 Fle: 8 KB, 130x204, line jpg [View same] [igdb Al kidding aside, I do have to say, this thread really cut down some of the legwork in finding new Jolcer reactions >> □ Anonynous Fri Feb 18 04:33:55 2011 No.23579754 You won't ever accomplish anything just sitting on your ass all day. Get up out of your chair and seiz >> □ Anonymous Fn Feb 18 0434 55 2011 No.23579780 File: 30 KB, 480x348, 1294045267336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 05:09:55 2011 No.23580339 File: 17 KB, 402x302, jokelaugh jpg [View samel [igdb] Can you believe /col is this tasteless? I mean they're making fun of a paraplegic for goodness sakes 23580229 Well you know what they say. The Squeaky wheel gets the grease >> □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04:35:55 2011 No.23579799 Fle: 28 KB, 479x348, 1294045227633 jpg [View same] iadb] □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 05:13:55 2011 No.23580387 ah, some one should really put their foot down and stand sappointed when Anonymous F 90 8042 vinouLs 04.3 5 2011 No.235798 460x345, batman-the-animated-series-volume-four-200601180240 ew samel igdb What happened? 04.36:55 2011 No23579 File: 31 KB, 481x347, 1294045 >> □ Anonvinous Fri Feb 18 05:31:55 2011 No.23580593 mages..jpg lyiew samel iddb Have you heard the one about Batgirl walking into a ave 04:37:55 2011 No23579 File: 13 KB, 300x194, Tr.jpg View same] [iqdb nvinoULs File: 55 KB, 352x500, joker-dark-knight-begins-2.jpg [View same] igdb] So we're done with the crippled jokes? I thought icol had more spine than that. I know. The only thing lamer than their jokes about Batgirl legs are Batgirls legs □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 04 37 55 2011 No.23579834 Fle: 39 KB, 498x321, f--- this s--- jpg [View same] [iqdb □ Anonymous Fri Feb 18 06:0 This thread was bad but this is the straw that broke this camels back Anony!nous F 1026 J JP8 salmm 04:3 333x500, joker 22.jpg View same] igdb] take than a bulet?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/411/524.jpg)
![Bane3ipg (184 KB, 1065x1600) igdb google ; O Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)16:05 No.43100861-] Oh, you think dubs are your ally? But you merely adopted the dubs; I was born in them, moulded by them. I didn't see the singles until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING Replies: 343100899 4310107633431 [-] □ [ ] Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)16:06 No.43100899 BatmanChristianBale jpg (1.38 MB, 2434x3650) igdb google 334 43100861 (0P) So you came back to die for your city? No, I came back to get dubs. Replies:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/446/399/f75.png){kind=small}
![Bane3ipg (184 KB, 1065x1600) igdb google ; O Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)16:05 No.43100861-] Oh, you think dubs are your ally? But you merely adopted the dubs; I was born in them, moulded by them. I didn't see the singles until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING Replies: 343100899 4310107633431 [-] □ [ ] Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)16:06 No.43100899 BatmanChristianBale jpg (1.38 MB, 2434x3650) igdb google 334 43100861 (0P) So you came back to die for your city? No, I came back to get dubs. Replies:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/399/f75.png){kind=small}
![| l Boco Is Y 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No.35619628 Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No. 3561 9707 File: 1333772159 png-(226 KB, 512x288, Don Rickles Roastmaster.png) Ah Iron man. Tony Stark. What can I say about the man to my left. He's a great man, a hero, and a friend. He also is a bigger drunk than Dean Martin, but- Hey it's a joke buddyl! Don't want you throwing me into one Last time I checked, thats what Lisa Boco lsCZ24qYEKY 04/07/12(Sat)00 20 No 3561 9795 y s---, by the time it was over I hensveo myself I was after all these years, how come we dont know who Batman is got to t A man who wears all black, a mask, stalks around at night fightin dudes Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:21 No.3561 9814E File: 1333772470 ipg-(50 KB, 480x360, ron-white jpg) S--- that could be any n---- in the Bronx There were years when Tony was a beer and tequila guy, then he got real fat, guy couldn't even fly. And then he found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then he got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23:00 No. 35617920 naw man, I seen him once, he can fly and s---, black guys cant fly, there is also only one black guy in gotham. But then again, there's Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23 03 No. 356 17977 File: 1333767793 ipg-(13 KB, 336x247, implying Mr. Potato head jpg) Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:33 No 35620088曰 With all this talk about Mutants and normies and hate-it's idiotic! All this bigotry. I tell you gang: we need the Mutants-For what? >And what's with these goddamned superhero names? Thisman, thatman, fatman, scatman-what the f---, man? Is there some unwritten rule that your name has to include a gender identity? Super-MAN. Bat- MAN. Wonder-woMAN. We got men, we got women, we got bays and lads, we got girls and ladies.... So I got to thinking. Maybe it's the costumes. Those faggy little spandex and tights costumes >Maybe-now follow me on this one-maybe the names are the only way to maintain their image. "Why, yes, George, I do wear tights. But I'm a man. A man's man. It's right there in the name, so it must be true!" Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23 06 No 356 180628 cert And the women? I honestly cant make up my mind if it's because they run around beating the s--- out of people, or because the men have twisted the costume stereotype so bad they have to remind people women still dress like that, too Ya know it's hard bein a brutha in Gotham. Il be damned if I wasn't gettin robbed the other day Saw Batman drivin down the road in the Batmobile >Now, don't get me wrong, I know there are other names.I know this. We know this. But-and let's face it, we've all thought about it. We've all thought-we've all thought-b-------! You've thought about it and you know it. Even these other names. There's just something.. wrong about them, you know? Something sexual. me This n---- looked dead in my face, locked his doors and sped the f--- off Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:17 No 356 18322 l see on. Oh t get no The other day I was walkin down > "Martian Manhunter." Wasn't he on Queer as Folk the other day? >And then there's Robin. "Robin?" you ask. "What's wrong with Robin?" What's wrong with Robin? Here's what you know what else they call him? "The boy wonder So here at me full force tums away >Sure makes you He says 'We dont eat other dead. No I Boco IsC224qYSKY 04/07/12(Sat)00 33 No 35620098 File: 1333773191ig-(9 KB, 259x194, imagesCAYXN1X3 jpg) Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:24 No 35618464 Aaaaaaaaaal, can I read your Yknow me and Batman have a lot in common. | The People 04/07/12(Sat01 14 No.356211568 Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23: 39 No. 356 18865 So I was having a conversation with Stan Lee -very lucky man he is to not only outlive HIS mother but thousands of other Jewish mothers. Not even a reboot could get rid of my mother. She lives the way Uncle Ben dies: through guilt. But Stan Lee is telling me about the Scarlet Wich, daughter of Magneto, and how she has the ability to alter reality and Im thinking, great another meal I have to listen about e jpg) me up the other no joke How you gonna just go around tellin everyone I Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:51 No 35622013回 "N---- how you gonna just go around tellin "You know what really pisses me off? MUTANTS. They can never do anything with a normal power. No, it's got to be some super-special mutant crap. Tt's not a superpower, it's a gene! I'm SPESHULr Dont believe me? Look at that one guy... Cyclops. 'Oh, I don't use a laaaser, I use Kinetic. Energy. 'Kinetic energy? Kinetic F------ energy? Punches... .from the goddamn punch dimension? Are you s------- me? haven't heard that much b------- since the f------ magic bullet theory Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:43 No.356 18949 File: 1333770202 jpg-127 KB, 406x338, Carlos3.jpg) after all these years, how come we don't know who Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:19 No. 35622603 File: 1333779576 png-(313 KB, 559x375, asdfg.png) got to t A man who wears all black, a mask, stalks around Let's put 20 seconds on the clock for this weeks breakdown. at night fightin dudes Okay clearly at some point this kid should have ducked. S--- that could be any n---- in the Bronx gonna do?" Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23 50 No. 35619119 Is B, 640x480, 393 jpg) Clowns aren't funny. No kid has ever liked clowns ever They all look scary as hell and smell like whiskey and crushed dreams. If you stumble upon a clown outside of the circus and don't f------ run for your life. You deserve to get beaten with a crow bar All I have to say is, thanks to the camera man for recording this Carnival camage, instead of lending a hand to a little kid in need and for that we thank you. Well be right back with more Batman the Animated Series l see Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:52 No 35619184 File: 1333770775 i9-(6 KB, 424x306, mitch hedberg jpg) ! Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02 38 No 35622905曰 File: 13337R0T32 jpg-(65 KB, 480x360, katt williams_pimpin.jpg) RISE the other day And I said I just did a show in New York city tha otha day. I met Thor too. I dont know why I thought this n---- was twenny feet tall, this n---- is three inches talla than me. He really talk like that too. □ Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:54 No 35619228 File: 1333770876.ipg-(32 KB, 425x323, 6a00e55364449d8834014e88d60440 .jpg) And super heroes.. .PLEASE! Stop puttin yo mutha f----- side kicks in thongs. That is just entertainment fa n----- You got these grown ass men runnin through the city with these little ass kids, jumpin motha fuckas outta nowhere It's 10.30 PM. Do Batman's parents know where Back when I was a baby this s---'d be damn near criminal Now these motha fuckas getting keys to the city and medals and s--- STOP ENCOURAGING THIS S--- WHITE PEOPLE! k l y t u s 04/06/12(Fri)23:55 No. 35619254 Θ A Skrull stands up in congress and says 1 GOT A REALLY BAD IDEAr and the Kree stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT S------- No, ok, check this out. So I was out last night, yanno, scoping some chicks. Out for chiicks.. huh huh. Here I am. Where are you chicks? Chicks man. Ok so im bummin cuz there's no chicks. There are NO CHICKS. Zero chicks are to be had here, my friend. The chick amount is less than one. That's how many chicks there were not. But, no, get this. Listen to the journey I am about to take you on, my friends. Listen to the tale of Dane. The saga, if you will. So im on my way home chickless playing Angry Birds or some s---... huh huh... and out of no where this dude. THIS F------ DUDE. jumps out at me. And I kid you not, he's was fuckign scary. I froze. I locked up. Normally im all Bruce Lee kung fu but no thank you sir tonight. There was no kung fu to be had. Huh huh huh no sir So we're just standing there, right? Just me and him. Mano eeee mano. Noooo one else around huh huh. So I say to him, I say, uhhh can I help you? And do you know what he says? Well, Ill tell you. This is one hundred percent f------ true. He looks me dead in the eyes for like, a million years. Like, time froze. He looks at me and says. am the night. And he Im not proud to admit this, but I will share a secret with you folks here today. I s--- my pants. s 04/07/12(Sat)00 11 No 356 19605 File: 1333771885 i00-(12 KB, 220x269, 220px-Louis_CK_Kuwait cropl1].jpg) I've got a serious problem with Wonder Woman. Before you say something, no, it's not that she's a woman. That's a different problem I have, and it's that she's not f------ me No, my main problem is that her whole thing is that she ties people up with a rope. Why is that good for her to do? If Superman flew around with a rope threatening people, theyd call Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No. 3561 9626e File: 133377 193012914 KB. 170x253 Bob Hope Jpg) So I ran into Captain America the other day at a USO show. I said to him, "Cap ypu haven't changed a bit." He said, Neither have you; you're still doing the same bits from 1942." It's wild I tell ya, wild.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/446/398/dab.jpg)
![| l Boco Is Y 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No.35619628 Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No. 3561 9707 File: 1333772159 png-(226 KB, 512x288, Don Rickles Roastmaster.png) Ah Iron man. Tony Stark. What can I say about the man to my left. He's a great man, a hero, and a friend. He also is a bigger drunk than Dean Martin, but- Hey it's a joke buddyl! Don't want you throwing me into one Last time I checked, thats what Lisa Boco lsCZ24qYEKY 04/07/12(Sat)00 20 No 3561 9795 y s---, by the time it was over I hensveo myself I was after all these years, how come we dont know who Batman is got to t A man who wears all black, a mask, stalks around at night fightin dudes Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:21 No.3561 9814E File: 1333772470 ipg-(50 KB, 480x360, ron-white jpg) S--- that could be any n---- in the Bronx There were years when Tony was a beer and tequila guy, then he got real fat, guy couldn't even fly. And then he found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then he got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23:00 No. 35617920 naw man, I seen him once, he can fly and s---, black guys cant fly, there is also only one black guy in gotham. But then again, there's Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23 03 No. 356 17977 File: 1333767793 ipg-(13 KB, 336x247, implying Mr. Potato head jpg) Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:33 No 35620088曰 With all this talk about Mutants and normies and hate-it's idiotic! All this bigotry. I tell you gang: we need the Mutants-For what? >And what's with these goddamned superhero names? Thisman, thatman, fatman, scatman-what the f---, man? Is there some unwritten rule that your name has to include a gender identity? Super-MAN. Bat- MAN. Wonder-woMAN. We got men, we got women, we got bays and lads, we got girls and ladies.... So I got to thinking. Maybe it's the costumes. Those faggy little spandex and tights costumes >Maybe-now follow me on this one-maybe the names are the only way to maintain their image. "Why, yes, George, I do wear tights. But I'm a man. A man's man. It's right there in the name, so it must be true!" Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23 06 No 356 180628 cert And the women? I honestly cant make up my mind if it's because they run around beating the s--- out of people, or because the men have twisted the costume stereotype so bad they have to remind people women still dress like that, too Ya know it's hard bein a brutha in Gotham. Il be damned if I wasn't gettin robbed the other day Saw Batman drivin down the road in the Batmobile >Now, don't get me wrong, I know there are other names.I know this. We know this. But-and let's face it, we've all thought about it. We've all thought-we've all thought-b-------! You've thought about it and you know it. Even these other names. There's just something.. wrong about them, you know? Something sexual. me This n---- looked dead in my face, locked his doors and sped the f--- off Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:17 No 356 18322 l see on. Oh t get no The other day I was walkin down > "Martian Manhunter." Wasn't he on Queer as Folk the other day? >And then there's Robin. "Robin?" you ask. "What's wrong with Robin?" What's wrong with Robin? Here's what you know what else they call him? "The boy wonder So here at me full force tums away >Sure makes you He says 'We dont eat other dead. No I Boco IsC224qYSKY 04/07/12(Sat)00 33 No 35620098 File: 1333773191ig-(9 KB, 259x194, imagesCAYXN1X3 jpg) Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:24 No 35618464 Aaaaaaaaaal, can I read your Yknow me and Batman have a lot in common. | The People 04/07/12(Sat01 14 No.356211568 Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23: 39 No. 356 18865 So I was having a conversation with Stan Lee -very lucky man he is to not only outlive HIS mother but thousands of other Jewish mothers. Not even a reboot could get rid of my mother. She lives the way Uncle Ben dies: through guilt. But Stan Lee is telling me about the Scarlet Wich, daughter of Magneto, and how she has the ability to alter reality and Im thinking, great another meal I have to listen about e jpg) me up the other no joke How you gonna just go around tellin everyone I Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:51 No 35622013回 "N---- how you gonna just go around tellin "You know what really pisses me off? MUTANTS. They can never do anything with a normal power. No, it's got to be some super-special mutant crap. Tt's not a superpower, it's a gene! I'm SPESHULr Dont believe me? Look at that one guy... Cyclops. 'Oh, I don't use a laaaser, I use Kinetic. Energy. 'Kinetic energy? Kinetic F------ energy? Punches... .from the goddamn punch dimension? Are you s------- me? haven't heard that much b------- since the f------ magic bullet theory Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:43 No.356 18949 File: 1333770202 jpg-127 KB, 406x338, Carlos3.jpg) after all these years, how come we don't know who Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:19 No. 35622603 File: 1333779576 png-(313 KB, 559x375, asdfg.png) got to t A man who wears all black, a mask, stalks around Let's put 20 seconds on the clock for this weeks breakdown. at night fightin dudes Okay clearly at some point this kid should have ducked. S--- that could be any n---- in the Bronx gonna do?" Anonymous 04/06/12(Fn)23 50 No. 35619119 Is B, 640x480, 393 jpg) Clowns aren't funny. No kid has ever liked clowns ever They all look scary as hell and smell like whiskey and crushed dreams. If you stumble upon a clown outside of the circus and don't f------ run for your life. You deserve to get beaten with a crow bar All I have to say is, thanks to the camera man for recording this Carnival camage, instead of lending a hand to a little kid in need and for that we thank you. Well be right back with more Batman the Animated Series l see Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:52 No 35619184 File: 1333770775 i9-(6 KB, 424x306, mitch hedberg jpg) ! Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02 38 No 35622905曰 File: 13337R0T32 jpg-(65 KB, 480x360, katt williams_pimpin.jpg) RISE the other day And I said I just did a show in New York city tha otha day. I met Thor too. I dont know why I thought this n---- was twenny feet tall, this n---- is three inches talla than me. He really talk like that too. □ Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:54 No 35619228 File: 1333770876.ipg-(32 KB, 425x323, 6a00e55364449d8834014e88d60440 .jpg) And super heroes.. .PLEASE! Stop puttin yo mutha f----- side kicks in thongs. That is just entertainment fa n----- You got these grown ass men runnin through the city with these little ass kids, jumpin motha fuckas outta nowhere It's 10.30 PM. Do Batman's parents know where Back when I was a baby this s---'d be damn near criminal Now these motha fuckas getting keys to the city and medals and s--- STOP ENCOURAGING THIS S--- WHITE PEOPLE! k l y t u s 04/06/12(Fri)23:55 No. 35619254 Θ A Skrull stands up in congress and says 1 GOT A REALLY BAD IDEAr and the Kree stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT S------- No, ok, check this out. So I was out last night, yanno, scoping some chicks. Out for chiicks.. huh huh. Here I am. Where are you chicks? Chicks man. Ok so im bummin cuz there's no chicks. There are NO CHICKS. Zero chicks are to be had here, my friend. The chick amount is less than one. That's how many chicks there were not. But, no, get this. Listen to the journey I am about to take you on, my friends. Listen to the tale of Dane. The saga, if you will. So im on my way home chickless playing Angry Birds or some s---... huh huh... and out of no where this dude. THIS F------ DUDE. jumps out at me. And I kid you not, he's was fuckign scary. I froze. I locked up. Normally im all Bruce Lee kung fu but no thank you sir tonight. There was no kung fu to be had. Huh huh huh no sir So we're just standing there, right? Just me and him. Mano eeee mano. Noooo one else around huh huh. So I say to him, I say, uhhh can I help you? And do you know what he says? Well, Ill tell you. This is one hundred percent f------ true. He looks me dead in the eyes for like, a million years. Like, time froze. He looks at me and says. am the night. And he Im not proud to admit this, but I will share a secret with you folks here today. I s--- my pants. s 04/07/12(Sat)00 11 No 356 19605 File: 1333771885 i00-(12 KB, 220x269, 220px-Louis_CK_Kuwait cropl1].jpg) I've got a serious problem with Wonder Woman. Before you say something, no, it's not that she's a woman. That's a different problem I have, and it's that she's not f------ me No, my main problem is that her whole thing is that she ties people up with a rope. Why is that good for her to do? If Superman flew around with a rope threatening people, theyd call Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No. 3561 9626e File: 133377 193012914 KB. 170x253 Bob Hope Jpg) So I ran into Captain America the other day at a USO show. I said to him, "Cap ypu haven't changed a bit." He said, Neither have you; you're still doing the same bits from 1942." It's wild I tell ya, wild.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/446/398/dab.jpg)
