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es 11064fc0 ipg (41 KB, 356x252) igdb google 昴□ Anonymous 11/11/12(Sun)16:21 No.42767502 [▼] Move it football head! /12(Sun)16:22 No.42767544 [r] >>42767581 >>4277 1976 YOUR MOM IS A DRUNK AND YOUR DAD DOESNT LOVE YOU [□ Anonymous 11/11/12(Sun)16:23 No.42767581 [▼] >>42767615 >>42767903 >>42774878 you know we can see you are OP by settings...right? Anonymous 1 11/12(Sun how? mous 16:25 No.427676 iza Anonymous 1 2(Sun)16:27 No.42767744 [r] >>42767995 Seconding this, genuinely curious as I can't seem to find it. Would be helpful Anonymous 11/11/12(Sun)16:28 No.42767786/v) >242767995 Don't be a douche. Answer the question, bitch [-] Anonymous 11/11/12(Sun)16:31 No 42767903 [r] you're an idiot that mean h es responding to the OP 3> 3> S> 224 42776659 42776661 242776670 42776672 S> 42782290 2 756x254) igdb google 1 KB, 356x252, 11064fcO jpg) Anonymous 1 (Sun 767502 Replies. ove i ad! rome is your friend No.42767544 Replies R MOM IS A D AND YOUR DAD DOE LOVE YOU □ Anonymous 1 1/11/12(Sun) 16:23 No.42767581 Reples:ー4276761 5224276 now we are sett ight FINAL TOTAL: 1092 REPLIES
es 11064fc0 ipg (41 KB, 356x252) igdb google 昴□ Anonymous 11/11/12(Sun)16:21 No.42767502 [▼] Move it football head! /12(Sun)16:22 No.42767544 [r] >>42767581 >>4277 1976 YOUR MOM IS A DRUNK AND YOUR DAD DOESNT LOVE YOU [□ Anonymous 11/11/12(Sun)16:23 No.42767581 [▼] >>42767615 >>42767903 >>42774878 you know we can see you are OP by settings...right? Anonymous 1 11/12(Sun how? mous 16:25 No.427676 iza Anonymous 1 2(Sun)16:27 No.42767744 [r] >>42767995 Seconding this, genuinely curious as I can't seem to find it. Would be helpful Anonymous 11/11/12(Sun)16:28 No.42767786/v) >242767995 Don't be a douche. Answer the question, bitch [-] Anonymous 11/11/12(Sun)16:31 No 42767903 [r] you're an idiot that mean h es responding to the OP 3> 3> S> 224 42776659 42776661 242776670 42776672 S> 42782290 2 756x254) igdb google 1 KB, 356x252, 11064fcO jpg) Anonymous 1 (Sun 767502 Replies. ove i ad! rome is your friend No.42767544 Replies R MOM IS A D AND YOUR DAD DOE LOVE YOU □ Anonymous 1 1/11/12(Sun) 16:23 No.42767581 Reples:ー4276761 5224276 now we are sett ight FINAL TOTAL: 1092 REPLIES

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□ Anonymous 11/25/12(Sun)16:59 No.6046996 Replies: 226047451 File: 1353880743152 ipg-(33 KB, 600x400, Mr-Rogers.jpg) GI Hello neighbors Now, Ive been hearing all this talk about bronies, and My Little Pony recently. Some of it is good, some of it is not so good. But that's okay, because no matter what choices you make, the important thing is that you feel good about those choices and you're happy that you made them. Now, while I'm not one to watch a lot of television, I took the time to watch a few episodes of the show, and I must say that I found myself enjoying it There were good episodes, and there were not so good ones. But that's okay. I will say that the values it teaches children are very important and though some messages fall flat, the overall message of the show, the one about how friendship is magic, and how that magic brings about harmony between others... Well, I think it's just swell Have a wonderful day, Imlp/, and God bless us all
□ Anonymous 11/25/12(Sun)16:59 No.6046996 Replies: 226047451 File: 1353880743152 ipg-(33 KB, 600x400, Mr-Rogers.jpg) GI Hello neighbors Now, Ive been hearing all this talk about bronies, and My Little Pony recently. Some of it is good, some of it is not so good. But that's okay, because no matter what choices you make, the important thing is that you feel good about those choices and you're happy that you made them. Now, while I'm not one to watch a lot of television, I took the time to watch a few episodes of the show, and I must say that I found myself enjoying it There were good episodes, and there were not so good ones. But that's okay. I will say that the values it teaches children are very important and though some messages fall flat, the overall message of the show, the one about how friendship is magic, and how that magic brings about harmony between others... Well, I think it's just swell Have a wonderful day, Imlp/, and God bless us all

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File 1277701026 ipg-(97 KB, 540x800, 1277700841402.jpg) Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:57:06 No.2451 58XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she cant get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? □ Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:10 No.2451 59XXX lol 2s □ Anonymous 06/28/10 (Mon)00:58:26 No.2451 59XXX WHAT JUNE 18 Ps □ Anonymous 06/28/10 (Mon)00:58:33 No.2451 59XXX es □ Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.2451 59XXX If this were facebook I would like this □ Anonymous 06/28/10 (Mon)00:59:05 No.2451 59XXX I did it to buzz too □ Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:27 No.2451 59XXX oh my f------ god sir, good point youve made
File 1277701026 ipg-(97 KB, 540x800, 1277700841402.jpg) Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:57:06 No.2451 58XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she cant get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? □ Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:10 No.2451 59XXX lol 2s □ Anonymous 06/28/10 (Mon)00:58:26 No.2451 59XXX WHAT JUNE 18 Ps □ Anonymous 06/28/10 (Mon)00:58:33 No.2451 59XXX es □ Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.2451 59XXX If this were facebook I would like this □ Anonymous 06/28/10 (Mon)00:59:05 No.2451 59XXX I did it to buzz too □ Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:27 No.2451 59XXX oh my f------ god sir, good point youve made

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File: 135378 (1.67 MB, 3456x2304, American Dad.jpg) 器□ le shitposter l2MEcRJSKIY 11/24/12(Sat)14:59 No.43234410 Replies: 22432380342243238839 Why haven't they made "King of the Hill XXX" yet, /co/? Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:04 No.43234598 >Hank goes BWAAAA as he c--- Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:06 No.43234664 Only if it's HankxLadybird Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:06 No.43234672 Replies: 2243234707 Because l don't need to buy a p---- to watch fat rednecks humping Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:07 No.43234707 Replies: >>432347792243238632 >43234672 Yeah, you just need to watch your parents Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:09 No.43234779 >43234707 LOL FUKIN TOLD Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:11 No.43234828 As long as its HankxNotPeggy Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:24 No.43235233 Does John Redcorn come in and nail everyone's wives? Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:34 No.43235492 I watched Spider-Man vs. Superman the other day. The opening scene is Spider-Man and Black Cat f------ on a rooftop □ Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)16:54 No.43238034 Replies: >>43238091 >>4323816522432388072243238908 P> Because the entire of pro porndom can't cast a blonde as Luann a tenth as tragically trashy as the late Brittany Murphy Because hearing Hank tel Peggy "Taste the meat, not the heat" would ruin you for any further parody p--- 5ever Because watching Bill masturbating outside their window during this scene would turn your d--- into an innie Because your laughter hearing Boomhauer try to talk dirty while f------ would wake the dead, resulting in zombie invasions nationwide Because there aren't p--- stars anywhere near as slutty as Nancy Because l don't even want to imagine what they'd do with Dale Because a 70 year old naked dwarf Cotton Hill would be the last thing you saw before you tore your eyes from their sockets BECAUSE IT WOULD BE THE MOST AMAZING GOD DAMNED THING EVER, OP Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)16:55 No.43238091 43238034 >Because a 70 year old naked dwarf Cotton Hill would be the last thing you saw before you tore your eyes from their sockets I, for one, would start masturbating Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)16:58 No.43238165 43238034 >Because I don't even want to imagine what they'd do with Dale Dale c--- in fifteen seconds, smokes a c-------- and goes to spy on army bases. Cue John Redcorn walking in
File: 135378 (1.67 MB, 3456x2304, American Dad.jpg) 器□ le shitposter l2MEcRJSKIY 11/24/12(Sat)14:59 No.43234410 Replies: 22432380342243238839 Why haven't they made "King of the Hill XXX" yet, /co/? Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:04 No.43234598 >Hank goes BWAAAA as he c--- Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:06 No.43234664 Only if it's HankxLadybird Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:06 No.43234672 Replies: 2243234707 Because l don't need to buy a p---- to watch fat rednecks humping Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:07 No.43234707 Replies: >>432347792243238632 >43234672 Yeah, you just need to watch your parents Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:09 No.43234779 >43234707 LOL FUKIN TOLD Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:11 No.43234828 As long as its HankxNotPeggy Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:24 No.43235233 Does John Redcorn come in and nail everyone's wives? Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)15:34 No.43235492 I watched Spider-Man vs. Superman the other day. The opening scene is Spider-Man and Black Cat f------ on a rooftop □ Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)16:54 No.43238034 Replies: >>43238091 >>4323816522432388072243238908 P> Because the entire of pro porndom can't cast a blonde as Luann a tenth as tragically trashy as the late Brittany Murphy Because hearing Hank tel Peggy "Taste the meat, not the heat" would ruin you for any further parody p--- 5ever Because watching Bill masturbating outside their window during this scene would turn your d--- into an innie Because your laughter hearing Boomhauer try to talk dirty while f------ would wake the dead, resulting in zombie invasions nationwide Because there aren't p--- stars anywhere near as slutty as Nancy Because l don't even want to imagine what they'd do with Dale Because a 70 year old naked dwarf Cotton Hill would be the last thing you saw before you tore your eyes from their sockets BECAUSE IT WOULD BE THE MOST AMAZING GOD DAMNED THING EVER, OP Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)16:55 No.43238091 43238034 >Because a 70 year old naked dwarf Cotton Hill would be the last thing you saw before you tore your eyes from their sockets I, for one, would start masturbating Anonymous 11/24/12(Sat)16:58 No.43238165 43238034 >Because I don't even want to imagine what they'd do with Dale Dale c--- in fifteen seconds, smokes a c-------- and goes to spy on army bases. Cue John Redcorn walking in

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Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)10:24:2 No.319346139 Oh god, so many stories. I worked with tards for like 3 years Working at "Special Smiles" summer camp Teaching kids about farm animals with real animals >Go to pig pen Specifically tell kids not to go into pen >Turn around to help a kid with tying shoelaces >Hear loud splat noise Turn around > 4 retard kids in pig pen, literally rolling in mud making "Oink" noises >Pigs start pushing them because they are in their space Retard strength comes out >Mass battle between pigs and retards happens >I delay in stopping this because of the hilarity of the situation >Pigs knock retards over on top of each other >Mass retard pile Pigs win
Anonymous 03/30/11(Wed)10:24:2 No.319346139 Oh god, so many stories. I worked with tards for like 3 years Working at "Special Smiles" summer camp Teaching kids about farm animals with real animals >Go to pig pen Specifically tell kids not to go into pen >Turn around to help a kid with tying shoelaces >Hear loud splat noise Turn around > 4 retard kids in pig pen, literally rolling in mud making "Oink" noises >Pigs start pushing them because they are in their space Retard strength comes out >Mass battle between pigs and retards happens >I delay in stopping this because of the hilarity of the situation >Pigs knock retards over on top of each other >Mass retard pile Pigs win

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Anonymous 11/23/12(Fri)20:56 No.43210168 Replies: 43210578 File: 1353722219978.ipg-(946 KB, 2592x1936, 1347230953053.jpg) Where do you buy your games /co/? Anonymous 11/23/12(Fri)21:09 No.43210578 Replies: 2243210794 File: 135372295 tore GAMI Stmobile 1 KB, 379x500, I'M GONNA WRECK EVERYTHING.png) 2243210168 0S ORO VE BUY GOLD >at my gamestop going to get my GTA Tarazan my chashier at my counter asks if I want my Bear of the Interest high class weapon preorder bonus pack get nervous and my sweat starks coming out in my buckets my dollar store ramen comes out of my makeshift pants hole never got my gam e MY F------ GAMESTOP
Anonymous 11/23/12(Fri)20:56 No.43210168 Replies: 43210578 File: 1353722219978.ipg-(946 KB, 2592x1936, 1347230953053.jpg) Where do you buy your games /co/? Anonymous 11/23/12(Fri)21:09 No.43210578 Replies: 2243210794 File: 135372295 tore GAMI Stmobile 1 KB, 379x500, I'M GONNA WRECK EVERYTHING.png) 2243210168 0S ORO VE BUY GOLD >at my gamestop going to get my GTA Tarazan my chashier at my counter asks if I want my Bear of the Interest high class weapon preorder bonus pack get nervous and my sweat starks coming out in my buckets my dollar store ramen comes out of my makeshift pants hole never got my gam e MY F------ GAMESTOP

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韻□ Anonymous 1 1/17/12(Sat)22:42 No 43002625 [r] Is it true? Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle? □Anonymous 11/17/12(Sat)22:44 No.43002678 [r] This is from Christwire right? - [□ Anonymous 1 1/17/12(Sat)22:46 No 43002754 [r] I just checked now and I was surprised to find that Ive had a c--- in my ass all day.
韻□ Anonymous 1 1/17/12(Sat)22:42 No 43002625 [r] Is it true? Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle? □Anonymous 11/17/12(Sat)22:44 No.43002678 [r] This is from Christwire right? - [□ Anonymous 1 1/17/12(Sat)22:46 No 43002754 [r] I just checked now and I was surprised to find that Ive had a c--- in my ass all day.

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File 1293074999.ipg-(41 KB, 217x321, 217px-Infinity_gauntlet.jpg) 00 Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:29 No.22100640 [ ! ]。 00 You wake up one day with this on your hand. What do you do? Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.22100650 Hide ▲ ▼ fap Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.22100652 Hide ▲ ▼ have the greatest fap of my life Superman !!h474L+0Khjn 12/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.221006 Fap with it on □ Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:30 No.221 00662 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]。 Have a disco party While fapping □ Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:31 No.22100665 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]。 Cosmic fap □ Anonymous 12/22/10(Wed)22:31 No.221 00670 Hide ▲ ▼ [ ! ]。 22100650 never change /co
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Fle 123955108 g(T5 KB, 640492, HolyBible_a jpg) 뻔 Anonymous 04/02 09(Thu)01:44 No 8851644 You guys read the latest issue of the bible? I can't believe they kiled offHe was practically the main character this is some serious b------- Snapper Carr 04/02/0S(Thu)01:46 No. 8851668 It was foreshadowed through the last four f------ arcs. if you couldn't see it coming you're a f------ s------- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu )0147 No.8851686 Fle 1238851245ig(66 KB, 350c498, jesus-christ jpg I hear they re already planning on retconning his death in the naxt story arc Anonymous 04/02/09(Thuj01.47 No.8851689 I thought they jumped the shark with the new testament Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu01.48 No.8851700 I'm tired of them retelling the same stories, ever since the "naw testament time jump, it's all gone to crap Penguin God h30.DHKIa 04/02/09Thu)01:48 No 8851702 You can only tellthe same stories so many times before they get boring. They were on version 4! Do you know how bad the retcons were getting? Honestly. Crosses on Infinite Sins was the best thing to happen to Christianty Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:49 No 8851720 Is anyone else tired of the Parables and Psalms? S---'s pointless as Black Freighter Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:49 No.8851721 Oh please, I can't beleve they toned down gad from a badass to a hippy. Shitsux. Resident Stevil 04/O2/09(Thul01.49 No.8851726 I cant wait for the Marvel Ultimate Eible Jesus wil be black and from the future, and part cyborg Anonymous 04/02/D9(Thu101:49 No.8851728 I still cant get over God's character change. I f------ hate it when they switch wnters. Vic Sage 04/02/09(Thu)01.50 No.8861735 Mch Jesus was a Mary Sue MO Son of God, heals lepers, a littlie ridiculous Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:51 No.8851753 rm surprised they ddn't write a Women in Refrigerators dissertation on THIS thing It's so sexist Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.51 No.8851754 the Psalms arc was boring as f--- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.52 No.8851772 'm sick of those messianic character types Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:52 No 8851775 Ever since John started writing Jesus has been overpowered Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.53 No.8851778 You posers, buyin the trade. I got each book seperate, first printing Hyper Cutter 17983t19aUp 04/0209(Thu01 53 No.8851779 Song of Solomon was pretty hot, though. You have to love how they phrased everything to sound less dirty than it was to get past the censors... Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:53 No 8851780 8851775 Most win so far Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)01:53 No.8851786 Anyone else getting tired of all the Deus Ex Machinas? □ Snapper Carr 04 0209(Thu)01 54 No 885 1793 Pt, Judges> Songs of Solomon. S--- gets f------ hardcore. But Genesis? When Lot f---- his daughters? Grimdark s---. I cant wait for that Revelation event,I wonder what they're gonna do with that Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.54 No.8851801 esus from Ical 04/02/09(Thu01:55 No 8851805 but im not dead Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.55 No.8851807 File 123855 1701ig(260 KB, 512x471, opened quran jpg) I knaw only rabid fanbays read it but did any of you catch jesus cameo in the quran? S--- was pretty good Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:56 No 8851828 8651801 I was ike "WIF cannon??? □ Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)0156 No BB51832 Man, the Pre-Christ universe heroes had ridiculous hax powers, like Moses parting the Red Sea out of nowhere. He never shawed those powers before or any time after that Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu101:56 No.8851834 Jesus is on, like, avery f------ team There are way too many Jesus books monthly and each writer is essentially telling the same story Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:56 No.8851835 228851793 My guess? 1. S--- gets CRAZY. 2 S--- gets CRAZIER. 3. God fxes everything (again). Anonymous 04/02/D(Thu01.57 No.8851852 any word on a third instalment? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:58 No.8851861 228861834 Jesus is on, ike, every f------ team Jesus is on every team Jesus Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:59 No.8851867 File 1233851946ipg(150 KB, 576x847, Archangel Michael_Reni jpg) Michael ts so tucking GARI couldn't believe gonna get beat when he whooped Satans as really thought he was Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:59 No 8851870 W-- was the point of Numbers? Seriously. I only read like a part of it, but al they talked about was who begot who or some s--- like that. And I thought Naruto had s----- filler. Anonymous 04/02/D9(Thu0200 No.8851879 Nothing but more delays Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 102:00 No 8851887 228351852 I dont know, Nobody can even make sense of this convoluted Final Crisis God saves everyone from, so probably nothing big is going to happen for a while (especialy a third installment) □ Fledgling 04/02/09 ThuJO2 02 No.8851905 The ONLY reason you guys worship this religiously is for the fan made p---. Seriously. Penguin God h3Q DHKIa 04/02/09(Thu)02:02 No 8851914 228861870 It's the official wiki, man Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 02:04 No.8851935 Everythings a rehash these days t's the sher age all over again why cant they go back to the good olgm dark days? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 02 04 No 8851936 I swear someone was reading Miller when they wrote Mary. I's like every f------ woman in this is a w----. W----- w----- w----- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 0204 No.8851943 228351867 Doesnt Michael essentially have all of God's abilities, except for creation? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu102 04 No 8851945 Fle 1239652289 ing-(T KB, 250x297, book_of mormon jpgl 丨was throng picking up the new issue of the bble today, but this caught my eye You guys seen this? ShitROX
Fle 123955108 g(T5 KB, 640492, HolyBible_a jpg) 뻔 Anonymous 04/02 09(Thu)01:44 No 8851644 You guys read the latest issue of the bible? I can't believe they kiled offHe was practically the main character this is some serious b------- Snapper Carr 04/02/0S(Thu)01:46 No. 8851668 It was foreshadowed through the last four f------ arcs. if you couldn't see it coming you're a f------ s------- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu )0147 No.8851686 Fle 1238851245ig(66 KB, 350c498, jesus-christ jpg I hear they re already planning on retconning his death in the naxt story arc Anonymous 04/02/09(Thuj01.47 No.8851689 I thought they jumped the shark with the new testament Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu01.48 No.8851700 I'm tired of them retelling the same stories, ever since the "naw testament time jump, it's all gone to crap Penguin God h30.DHKIa 04/02/09Thu)01:48 No 8851702 You can only tellthe same stories so many times before they get boring. They were on version 4! Do you know how bad the retcons were getting? Honestly. Crosses on Infinite Sins was the best thing to happen to Christianty Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:49 No 8851720 Is anyone else tired of the Parables and Psalms? S---'s pointless as Black Freighter Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:49 No.8851721 Oh please, I can't beleve they toned down gad from a badass to a hippy. Shitsux. Resident Stevil 04/O2/09(Thul01.49 No.8851726 I cant wait for the Marvel Ultimate Eible Jesus wil be black and from the future, and part cyborg Anonymous 04/02/D9(Thu101:49 No.8851728 I still cant get over God's character change. I f------ hate it when they switch wnters. Vic Sage 04/02/09(Thu)01.50 No.8861735 Mch Jesus was a Mary Sue MO Son of God, heals lepers, a littlie ridiculous Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:51 No.8851753 rm surprised they ddn't write a Women in Refrigerators dissertation on THIS thing It's so sexist Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.51 No.8851754 the Psalms arc was boring as f--- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.52 No.8851772 'm sick of those messianic character types Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:52 No 8851775 Ever since John started writing Jesus has been overpowered Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.53 No.8851778 You posers, buyin the trade. I got each book seperate, first printing Hyper Cutter 17983t19aUp 04/0209(Thu01 53 No.8851779 Song of Solomon was pretty hot, though. You have to love how they phrased everything to sound less dirty than it was to get past the censors... Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:53 No 8851780 8851775 Most win so far Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)01:53 No.8851786 Anyone else getting tired of all the Deus Ex Machinas? □ Snapper Carr 04 0209(Thu)01 54 No 885 1793 Pt, Judges> Songs of Solomon. S--- gets f------ hardcore. But Genesis? When Lot f---- his daughters? Grimdark s---. I cant wait for that Revelation event,I wonder what they're gonna do with that Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.54 No.8851801 esus from Ical 04/02/09(Thu01:55 No 8851805 but im not dead Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01.55 No.8851807 File 123855 1701ig(260 KB, 512x471, opened quran jpg) I knaw only rabid fanbays read it but did any of you catch jesus cameo in the quran? S--- was pretty good Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 101:56 No 8851828 8651801 I was ike "WIF cannon??? □ Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)0156 No BB51832 Man, the Pre-Christ universe heroes had ridiculous hax powers, like Moses parting the Red Sea out of nowhere. He never shawed those powers before or any time after that Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu101:56 No.8851834 Jesus is on, like, avery f------ team There are way too many Jesus books monthly and each writer is essentially telling the same story Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:56 No.8851835 228851793 My guess? 1. S--- gets CRAZY. 2 S--- gets CRAZIER. 3. God fxes everything (again). Anonymous 04/02/D(Thu01.57 No.8851852 any word on a third instalment? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:58 No.8851861 228861834 Jesus is on, ike, every f------ team Jesus is on every team Jesus Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:59 No.8851867 File 1233851946ipg(150 KB, 576x847, Archangel Michael_Reni jpg) Michael ts so tucking GARI couldn't believe gonna get beat when he whooped Satans as really thought he was Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 01:59 No 8851870 W-- was the point of Numbers? Seriously. I only read like a part of it, but al they talked about was who begot who or some s--- like that. And I thought Naruto had s----- filler. Anonymous 04/02/D9(Thu0200 No.8851879 Nothing but more delays Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 102:00 No 8851887 228351852 I dont know, Nobody can even make sense of this convoluted Final Crisis God saves everyone from, so probably nothing big is going to happen for a while (especialy a third installment) □ Fledgling 04/02/09 ThuJO2 02 No.8851905 The ONLY reason you guys worship this religiously is for the fan made p---. Seriously. Penguin God h3Q DHKIa 04/02/09(Thu)02:02 No 8851914 228861870 It's the official wiki, man Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 02:04 No.8851935 Everythings a rehash these days t's the sher age all over again why cant they go back to the good olgm dark days? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 02 04 No 8851936 I swear someone was reading Miller when they wrote Mary. I's like every f------ woman in this is a w----. W----- w----- w----- Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu 0204 No.8851943 228351867 Doesnt Michael essentially have all of God's abilities, except for creation? Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu102 04 No 8851945 Fle 1239652289 ing-(T KB, 250x297, book_of mormon jpgl 丨was throng picking up the new issue of the bble today, but this caught my eye You guys seen this? ShitROX

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File 1328769242 ipg-(39 KB, 580x681, nick cage.jpg) Revenge Thread? Revenge Thread Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:34:02 No. 379941973 Be 18 >Semi-average looking guy, kinda overweight >Go to school in a small town >Love my best friend who is a girl Tell her how I feel about her >She shoots me down and laughs >We never talk again >She tells her other friends and whole school laughs at me >Week later she hooks up with a Captain Douchebag >Go to college >Work out and get buff and get a masters in engineering > Make sweet bucks but still alone 10 year class reunion rolls around >See my crush >Talk to her and find out that Captain Douchebag got her pregnant and ditched >She's a single mom working >She starts firting with me We talk the whole time >Time to leave and I walk her out to her car >She jumps on me and we start making out >Feel her hand making its way into my pants Sl stop her and ask if we could move it back to my hotel room >She says yes >Get to my car and think of all the pain she caused me in high school >F--- that bitch >She's following me to my hotel in her car Notice we are on a dirt road >Peel out and shoot rocks at her car >Broke her windshield and both headlights >Drive offi like a mad man >Laughing hysterically l look in my rear vievw >Out of nowhere a blue turtle shell hits my car >Lose first place to Wario >F------ Blue Turtle Shell oyreactor.com
File 1328769242 ipg-(39 KB, 580x681, nick cage.jpg) Revenge Thread? Revenge Thread Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)01:34:02 No. 379941973 Be 18 >Semi-average looking guy, kinda overweight >Go to school in a small town >Love my best friend who is a girl Tell her how I feel about her >She shoots me down and laughs >We never talk again >She tells her other friends and whole school laughs at me >Week later she hooks up with a Captain Douchebag >Go to college >Work out and get buff and get a masters in engineering > Make sweet bucks but still alone 10 year class reunion rolls around >See my crush >Talk to her and find out that Captain Douchebag got her pregnant and ditched >She's a single mom working >She starts firting with me We talk the whole time >Time to leave and I walk her out to her car >She jumps on me and we start making out >Feel her hand making its way into my pants Sl stop her and ask if we could move it back to my hotel room >She says yes >Get to my car and think of all the pain she caused me in high school >F--- that bitch >She's following me to my hotel in her car Notice we are on a dirt road >Peel out and shoot rocks at her car >Broke her windshield and both headlights >Drive offi like a mad man >Laughing hysterically l look in my rear vievw >Out of nowhere a blue turtle shell hits my car >Lose first place to Wario >F------ Blue Turtle Shell oyreactor.com

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File: 1351732161269.ipg-(49 KB, 305x400, 143214323421.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: uzLLXXIU) 10/31/12(Wed)21:09:21 No.434097865 >be sitting in living room with friend >friend pulls out a bar of soap >"wanna taste? >sure.windowsmediafile stouch the soap to my tounge >RAMRAMRAMRAM sat this point the entire bar is in my ass >friend in furiously masturbating sdog walks in >GET THE F--- OUT dog walks out pull soap out of my ass slook at nasty s--- covered soap >realise soap is both dirty and clean soap is juicy contradiction >starburst soap >call up marketing team NEW PRODUCT GUYS no >mfw new assy-soap starburst will fix US economy
File: 1351732161269.ipg-(49 KB, 305x400, 143214323421.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: uzLLXXIU) 10/31/12(Wed)21:09:21 No.434097865 >be sitting in living room with friend >friend pulls out a bar of soap >"wanna taste? >sure.windowsmediafile stouch the soap to my tounge >RAMRAMRAMRAM sat this point the entire bar is in my ass >friend in furiously masturbating sdog walks in >GET THE F--- OUT dog walks out pull soap out of my ass slook at nasty s--- covered soap >realise soap is both dirty and clean soap is juicy contradiction >starburst soap >call up marketing team NEW PRODUCT GUYS no >mfw new assy-soap starburst will fix US economy

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File: 1351505168396 ipg-(106 KB, 640x441, medieval-suits-of-armor-1[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: cuvW6Lhk) 10/29/12(Mon)06:06:08 No.433572153 Replies: 2433572390 433572607 2>433572981 433573248 433573367 433573382 243 433575021 433575378 P> Dear /b/, I intend to suicide at the age of 30, Below I will describe this process in detail. Firstly, I shall strength train as I will need to be in peak physical condition I will have a suit of armor made for me, As well as two claymore type swords (Made to be wielded in two hands) I will train every day for 6 months, wearing this suit of armor, Swinging these blades (wielding them 1 handed, due to my immense strength at this time.) After training with this suit of armor and my claymores, I shall go to a gay pride rally, or something of the sorts where there will be thousands of people I will begin a murderous rampage and not stop until I am dead. If I ever contract cancer this plan will go into effect immediately, Perhaps with less prep time though I am not going to die as a weakling, I will die as a warrior
File: 1351505168396 ipg-(106 KB, 640x441, medieval-suits-of-armor-1[1].jpg) Anonymous (ID: cuvW6Lhk) 10/29/12(Mon)06:06:08 No.433572153 Replies: 2433572390 433572607 2>433572981 433573248 433573367 433573382 243 433575021 433575378 P> Dear /b/, I intend to suicide at the age of 30, Below I will describe this process in detail. Firstly, I shall strength train as I will need to be in peak physical condition I will have a suit of armor made for me, As well as two claymore type swords (Made to be wielded in two hands) I will train every day for 6 months, wearing this suit of armor, Swinging these blades (wielding them 1 handed, due to my immense strength at this time.) After training with this suit of armor and my claymores, I shall go to a gay pride rally, or something of the sorts where there will be thousands of people I will begin a murderous rampage and not stop until I am dead. If I ever contract cancer this plan will go into effect immediately, Perhaps with less prep time though I am not going to die as a weakling, I will die as a warrior

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File: 1353241598563 ipg-(37 KB, 230x315, 1311812375468.jpg) G I Anonymous (D: MV85a/Y7) 11/18/12/(Sun)07:26:38 UTC-5N >walking home late at night >somehow end up walking behind this woman in high heels >I have a naturally fast walking speed >she looks back >I'm not really paying attention since I'm messing with my phone >she speeds up >start to scheme >l speed up >she walks faster >I walk faster >this goes on for a couple seconds >she starts running >I start running >she's booking it >im booking it >she trips and starts screaming >i run past her while screaming run into my apartment complex(like 3 doors down from this point) >go inside >laugh myself to tears
File: 1353241598563 ipg-(37 KB, 230x315, 1311812375468.jpg) G I Anonymous (D: MV85a/Y7) 11/18/12/(Sun)07:26:38 UTC-5N >walking home late at night >somehow end up walking behind this woman in high heels >I have a naturally fast walking speed >she looks back >I'm not really paying attention since I'm messing with my phone >she speeds up >start to scheme >l speed up >she walks faster >I walk faster >this goes on for a couple seconds >she starts running >I start running >she's booking it >im booking it >she trips and starts screaming >i run past her while screaming run into my apartment complex(like 3 doors down from this point) >go inside >laugh myself to tears

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40 47 KB, 440x307, STUPID.jpg) Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)22:25 No.42966668 Reply] Replies: 42968318 Hey /col, what am I now? 48 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968198 The thing is, none of us know the facts. We just know the outcome All of those Americans that lost their lives fighting in that war, yet we still know so little about it Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968214 >42967953 CIA intel actually did say there were weapons of mass destruction. Our CIA intel was one guy who used to be close to Hussein swearing on his mother's grave that he had them Bush was hesitant but America wanted a fall-guy for 9/11, the entire nation was out for blood, and republican heads (Cheney and Rove especially) were pushing for war. Cheney even had a crack theory that WWill was inevitable and this would also give us a head start on the resource war, like something out of fallout (This is a real thing, look up Cheney's stance on creating an american empire.) Colin Powell was the only competent guy on the bench, and he was largely ignored. He wanted to go in with overwhelming force, get it over quickly and secure the nation, but others convinced Bush to go in with minimal troop numbers and s--- because Hussein could be toppled quickly and the iraqi people "will greet us as liberators." Just go watch W, will you? They hit most of the major points in there pretty well Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:12 No.42968245 334 >>implying oil companies don't make less money when there's a war in the middle east America is the largest oil provider at the moment. Yes, they would lose money, if they were importing Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:14 No.42968318 17 KB, 225x300, ghost.png) 42966744 YOU COME DOWN HERE TO TEXAS AND SAY THAT, BOY! YOUR FRUITY ASS WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE INA SIXTH STREET BAR! Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:15 No.42968323 >42968175 Jon Stewart is actually pretty ok most of the time. Sometimes he says a thing or two that rustles my jimmies Like just last week when he echoed the same sentiment as in this thread, telling the 20 states. Rustled jimmies somethin' fierce. I understand he's still frustrated with idiots and the election though
40 47 KB, 440x307, STUPID.jpg) Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)22:25 No.42966668 Reply] Replies: 42968318 Hey /col, what am I now? 48 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968198 The thing is, none of us know the facts. We just know the outcome All of those Americans that lost their lives fighting in that war, yet we still know so little about it Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:11 No.42968214 >42967953 CIA intel actually did say there were weapons of mass destruction. Our CIA intel was one guy who used to be close to Hussein swearing on his mother's grave that he had them Bush was hesitant but America wanted a fall-guy for 9/11, the entire nation was out for blood, and republican heads (Cheney and Rove especially) were pushing for war. Cheney even had a crack theory that WWill was inevitable and this would also give us a head start on the resource war, like something out of fallout (This is a real thing, look up Cheney's stance on creating an american empire.) Colin Powell was the only competent guy on the bench, and he was largely ignored. He wanted to go in with overwhelming force, get it over quickly and secure the nation, but others convinced Bush to go in with minimal troop numbers and s--- because Hussein could be toppled quickly and the iraqi people "will greet us as liberators." Just go watch W, will you? They hit most of the major points in there pretty well Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:12 No.42968245 334 >>implying oil companies don't make less money when there's a war in the middle east America is the largest oil provider at the moment. Yes, they would lose money, if they were importing Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:14 No.42968318 17 KB, 225x300, ghost.png) 42966744 YOU COME DOWN HERE TO TEXAS AND SAY THAT, BOY! YOUR FRUITY ASS WOULDNT LAST A MINUTE INA SIXTH STREET BAR! Anonymous 11/16/12(Fri)23:15 No.42968323 >42968175 Jon Stewart is actually pretty ok most of the time. Sometimes he says a thing or two that rustles my jimmies Like just last week when he echoed the same sentiment as in this thread, telling the 20 states. Rustled jimmies somethin' fierce. I understand he's still frustrated with idiots and the election though

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