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File: 1377968995485 jpg-(47 KB, 583x437, image.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 5sr81609) 08/31/13(Sat)13:09:55 No.503321271 Reply] sup /b/ make me look hot 5 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view. >2 Anonymous (ID: KoAz4sX3) 08/31/13(Sat)13:26:12 No.503323404 Replies: 22503323531 File: 1377969972557ipg-(1.86 MB, 2268x1701, hot.jpg)

File: 1377968995485 jpg-(47 KB, 583x437, image.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: 5sr81609) 08/31/13(Sat)13:09:55 No.503321271 Reply] sup /b/ make me look hot 5 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view. >2 Anonymous (ID: KoAz4sX3) 08/31/13(Sat)13:26:12 No.503323404 Replies: 22503323531 File: 1377969972557ipg-(1.86 MB, 2268x1701, hot.jpg)

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File: 1371487731904 jpg-(94 KB, 640x480, Ys2CAQq jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: luXP0aUP) 06/17/13(Mon)12:48:51 No.487605928 Replies: should i show these t---? □ Anonymous (ID: rsdKtHCz) 06/17/13(Mon)12:49:16 No.487605970 Anonymous (ID: 48RaDpss) 06/17/13(Mon)12:49:29 No.487605994 Nah 9s Anonymous (ID: 7dRAcich) 06/17/13(Mon)12:49:42 No.487606018 Not interested Anonymous (ID: hfhi3nV7) 06/17/13(Mon)12:50:12 No.487606089 not today Anonymous (D: RP+IVS3V) 06/17/13(Mon)12.50:14 No.487606094 hell no Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 06/17/13(Mon)12:50:15 No.487606096 F--- no. I'm tired of goddamn t------

File: 1371487731904 jpg-(94 KB, 640x480, Ys2CAQq jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: luXP0aUP) 06/17/13(Mon)12:48:51 No.487605928 Replies: should i show these t---? □ Anonymous (ID: rsdKtHCz) 06/17/13(Mon)12:49:16 No.487605970 Anonymous (ID: 48RaDpss) 06/17/13(Mon)12:49:29 No.487605994 Nah 9s Anonymous (ID: 7dRAcich) 06/17/13(Mon)12:49:42 No.487606018 Not interested Anonymous (ID: hfhi3nV7) 06/17/13(Mon)12:50:12 No.487606089 not today Anonymous (D: RP+IVS3V) 06/17/13(Mon)12.50:14 No.487606094 hell no Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 06/17/13(Mon)12:50:15 No.487606096 F--- no. I'm tired of goddamn t------

In taco bell, paying for order m a bearded mexican and i haven't combed my TRASH beard, so it's all scruffy >i look arab grab wallet from my pocket watch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LC9 hear "OH MAH GAHD" and turn to see white whoman and her littler >Herewego.jpg Finishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder turn to see angry c--- she asks " Are you a police officer?" "Nope" She screams on about "you shouldn't have a gun" "who are you going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?" i smile "Because is the will of allah" she freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the SUV and hauls ass outta there >clerk just laughs notice she left one of her littler behind buy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show everycop shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco bell two cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most don't even stop eating one cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my meal checks my permit but doesn't take my gun gives me the ok >see mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me she won't calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away kids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma little boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand i smile and wave back

In taco bell, paying for order m a bearded mexican and i haven't combed my TRASH beard, so it's all scruffy >i look arab grab wallet from my pocket watch snags my shirt and briefly exposes holstered LC9 hear "OH MAH GAHD" and turn to see white whoman and her littler >Herewego.jpg Finishing paying my order, then feel tap on my shoulder turn to see angry c--- she asks " Are you a police officer?" "Nope" She screams on about "you shouldn't have a gun" "who are you going to kill" and "Why do you need a gun?" i smile "Because is the will of allah" she freaks the right out and grabs two of her kids, hops in the SUV and hauls ass outta there >clerk just laughs notice she left one of her littler behind buy the boy a kids meal and wait for the cops to show everycop shows up with a report of terrorist shooting up taco bell two cops come in guns drawn, but no one freaks out and most don't even stop eating one cop talks to manager and the other talk to me while i eat my meal checks my permit but doesn't take my gun gives me the ok >see mother outside screaming at cop while pointing at me she won't calm down and is slapped in coffs and taken away kids are picked up by whom, i assume is grandma little boy smiles and waves at me with his kids meal in hand i smile and wave back

□ Anonymous 04/22/13(Mon)21:43 № 33284854 [▼] Remove Kolechians.jpg (33 KB, 243x251) iqdb google Hey Kolechians My name is inspector Piotrowski, and I deny entry to every single one of you. All of you are filthy proletariats who spend every second of their day trying to illegally gain entry into glorious Arstotzka. You are everything bad in Grestin. Honestly, have any of you ever received legitimate papers? I mean, I guess it's enjoyable watching you get detained for trying to smuggle contraband into glorious Arstotzka, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than having to deal with the proletariat who don't have their documents ready Don't be a Republian, just try me with your best papers. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top in accuracy during border control training and have the highest processing speed of any Grestin border post. What documents do you handle, other than "crude forged papers that even an Arstotzkian child could identify as illegitimate"? I also get a steady income and have a healthy wife (She just got over the grief from our son's death from influenza; s--- was SO depressing). You are all sub-humans who should just detain yourselves. Thank your for queuing orderly. Glory to Arstotzka Pic related: Me and my denial stamp.

□ Anonymous 04/22/13(Mon)21:43 № 33284854 [▼] Remove Kolechians.jpg (33 KB, 243x251) iqdb google Hey Kolechians My name is inspector Piotrowski, and I deny entry to every single one of you. All of you are filthy proletariats who spend every second of their day trying to illegally gain entry into glorious Arstotzka. You are everything bad in Grestin. Honestly, have any of you ever received legitimate papers? I mean, I guess it's enjoyable watching you get detained for trying to smuggle contraband into glorious Arstotzka, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than having to deal with the proletariat who don't have their documents ready Don't be a Republian, just try me with your best papers. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top in accuracy during border control training and have the highest processing speed of any Grestin border post. What documents do you handle, other than "crude forged papers that even an Arstotzkian child could identify as illegitimate"? I also get a steady income and have a healthy wife (She just got over the grief from our son's death from influenza; s--- was SO depressing). You are all sub-humans who should just detain yourselves. Thank your for queuing orderly. Glory to Arstotzka Pic related: Me and my denial stamp.

Nothing else needs to be said

ile 1321213129.jpg-(38 KB, 500x375, cuddle.jpg) ロAnonymous 11/13/11(Sun)14:38 No.8436020 00 Well /adv, I have officially lost it. I have transcended beta to a new level. Before we go anywhere else, yes I am a neckbeard who lives alone living on social security permavirgin beta f----- that no women would ever want. Yet, I still always wished for that feeling of love. There is this beautiful girl who lives in the same complex as me, probably going to college, and always drinks coffee at 8:00 night time alone outside on one of the picnic tables. She is that shy and cute bookworm type but at the same time always has that "F--- off" aura that most women seem to have so l could never ask her out. So instead, I managed to spike her drink and brought her into my room. I didn't r--- her, I just cuddled her sleeping body and pretended she was my waifu. At around 3:00 AM I carried her back to her own apartment, tucked her into her bed, gave her a kiss goodnight and left. It's been a week now and while she seems to not suspect me nor remember anything and is back to her old habits. Am I beyond saving? Is there any way I can ask her out for real? 墬Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)14:39 No.8436026 0團困 sweet mother of god. □ Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)14:40 No.8436034曰ㄖ團困! File 1321213234.jpg-(11 KB, 356x275, 1251960838871.jpg) >Am I beyond saving?

ile 1321213129.jpg-(38 KB, 500x375, cuddle.jpg) ロAnonymous 11/13/11(Sun)14:38 No.8436020 00 Well /adv, I have officially lost it. I have transcended beta to a new level. Before we go anywhere else, yes I am a neckbeard who lives alone living on social security permavirgin beta f----- that no women would ever want. Yet, I still always wished for that feeling of love. There is this beautiful girl who lives in the same complex as me, probably going to college, and always drinks coffee at 8:00 night time alone outside on one of the picnic tables. She is that shy and cute bookworm type but at the same time always has that "F--- off" aura that most women seem to have so l could never ask her out. So instead, I managed to spike her drink and brought her into my room. I didn't r--- her, I just cuddled her sleeping body and pretended she was my waifu. At around 3:00 AM I carried her back to her own apartment, tucked her into her bed, gave her a kiss goodnight and left. It's been a week now and while she seems to not suspect me nor remember anything and is back to her old habits. Am I beyond saving? Is there any way I can ask her out for real? 墬Anonymous 11/13/11 (Sun)14:39 No.8436026 0團困 sweet mother of god. □ Anonymous 11/13/11(Sun)14:40 No.8436034曰ㄖ團困! File 1321213234.jpg-(11 KB, 356x275, 1251960838871.jpg) >Am I beyond saving?

2 | | The Irish Police Officer 08/27/13(Tue)23:52 No. 13152885 (299 KB. 2500x2000. image.jpg) Glory lo Arstotzk:a Replies: 13152924 □ Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)23:53 No.13152924 File: 1377662033474-jpg-(13 KB. 206x238, mfw these f------ kolech.( ).jpg) g >All entries must have a passport >must have a passport >passport Where is your passport? Replies: 13152955>>13153444 | | The Irish Police Officer 08/27/13(Tue)23:55 No. 13152955 File: 13776621 640 KB. 1064x1484. image.jpg)四 Replies: 13153054> 1315 □ Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)23:59 No.13153054 File: 137766234925 (16 KB. 206x238. Don't make me detain you.jpg) You are missing an entry permit. A permit is required to enter Replies: 1315308313153444 | | The Irish Police Officer 08/28/13(Wed)00:00 No. 13153083 File: 137766242 (11 KB. 121x161. image.jpg)四 Entry Replies: 13153115> 13153139>13153444 □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)00:01 No.13153115 Your entry permit is out of date. Denied Replies: > 144>*1 □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)00:02 No.13153139 File: 137766256283 (15 KB. 206x238, I warned you Kolechian.jpg) > 1982 You should not have come here Replies: 13153444 | | The Irish Police Officer 08/28/13(Wed)00:03 No. 13153144 File: 1377662580530 jpg-(65 KB. 626x245 image.jpg) It didn't have to end like Replies: 131531723>13153444 □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)00:04 No.13 153172 (12 KB. 206x238, Glory to Artstotska.jpg) E You cannot threaten an official Artstotskan officer. The guards will be here momentarily Replies: > | | The Irish Police Officer 08/28/13(Wed)00:06 No. 13153216 File: 1377662774110 jpg-(10 KB. 186x140, image.jpg)ー Replies: □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)00:11 No.13153357 File: 1377663096770 png-(19 KB. 480x319. The illuminati won.png) E Replies: 1315

2 | | The Irish Police Officer 08/27/13(Tue)23:52 No. 13152885 (299 KB. 2500x2000. image.jpg) Glory lo Arstotzk:a Replies: 13152924 □ Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)23:53 No.13152924 File: 1377662033474-jpg-(13 KB. 206x238, mfw these f------ kolech.( ).jpg) g >All entries must have a passport >must have a passport >passport Where is your passport? Replies: 13152955>>13153444 | | The Irish Police Officer 08/27/13(Tue)23:55 No. 13152955 File: 13776621 640 KB. 1064x1484. image.jpg)四 Replies: 13153054> 1315 □ Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)23:59 No.13153054 File: 137766234925 (16 KB. 206x238. Don't make me detain you.jpg) You are missing an entry permit. A permit is required to enter Replies: 1315308313153444 | | The Irish Police Officer 08/28/13(Wed)00:00 No. 13153083 File: 137766242 (11 KB. 121x161. image.jpg)四 Entry Replies: 13153115> 13153139>13153444 □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)00:01 No.13153115 Your entry permit is out of date. Denied Replies: > 144>*1 □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)00:02 No.13153139 File: 137766256283 (15 KB. 206x238, I warned you Kolechian.jpg) > 1982 You should not have come here Replies: 13153444 | | The Irish Police Officer 08/28/13(Wed)00:03 No. 13153144 File: 1377662580530 jpg-(65 KB. 626x245 image.jpg) It didn't have to end like Replies: 131531723>13153444 □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)00:04 No.13 153172 (12 KB. 206x238, Glory to Artstotska.jpg) E You cannot threaten an official Artstotskan officer. The guards will be here momentarily Replies: > | | The Irish Police Officer 08/28/13(Wed)00:06 No. 13153216 File: 1377662774110 jpg-(10 KB. 186x140, image.jpg)ー Replies: □ Anonymous 08/28/13(Wed)00:11 No.13153357 File: 1377663096770 png-(19 KB. 480x319. The illuminati won.png) E Replies: 1315

File: 1373224936437ipg-(53 KB, 317x382, shrequestria_girls.jpg) Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)15:22 No. 11930214 Replies: 1193024311930286 Day layered in Equestria High You are Normal Norman >Right now is lunch time with Purple again >We have vegan soup >It's kinda weird that every day has a huge selection of vegan food out >Maybe vegans are the majority here? >Anyway, despite the food being what it is, it's still pretty good >It's a nice onion soup stuff which is not as bad as it look. >"Ugh, Norman?" - asked Purple while poking her meal >"Yeah?" >"T don't like onion soup, do you have an apple or something that I can borrow?" >"Maybe you should just try it." >"Okay, but I won't like it." - she said while getting her spoonful >"Blech! Even in this body onion are still gross!" >Suddenly the lunch halls are filled with a pungent onion stench >An ogre bursts into the room and points at Purple >"ITS ALL OGRE FOR YOU, LASS!"- said the beast >He runs straight at your table and tackles Purp >Before you know it, she's naked and has her ass high in the sky >Out of nowhere the ogre brandishes a onion >In an instant he starts jamming it into her ass >You just sit there, jaw slacked, staring at how he get onions from an invisible source to fill her ass with >Purple begs and screams for help, but no one comes to her aid >Eventually after bloating Purp's stomach beyond reason he stops >"IT'S TIME FOR AN OGREDOSE OF PAIN!" - screamed the green monster >He stomps on her gut so hard that she leaks onion juice from every orifice >He dips down and whispers into her ear loud enough for you to hear. "Next time, check yourself before you Shrek yourself lass." >To day was a "Goes nice with toast tho." day

File: 1373224936437ipg-(53 KB, 317x382, shrequestria_girls.jpg) Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)15:22 No. 11930214 Replies: 1193024311930286 Day layered in Equestria High You are Normal Norman >Right now is lunch time with Purple again >We have vegan soup >It's kinda weird that every day has a huge selection of vegan food out >Maybe vegans are the majority here? >Anyway, despite the food being what it is, it's still pretty good >It's a nice onion soup stuff which is not as bad as it look. >"Ugh, Norman?" - asked Purple while poking her meal >"Yeah?" >"T don't like onion soup, do you have an apple or something that I can borrow?" >"Maybe you should just try it." >"Okay, but I won't like it." - she said while getting her spoonful >"Blech! Even in this body onion are still gross!" >Suddenly the lunch halls are filled with a pungent onion stench >An ogre bursts into the room and points at Purple >"ITS ALL OGRE FOR YOU, LASS!"- said the beast >He runs straight at your table and tackles Purp >Before you know it, she's naked and has her ass high in the sky >Out of nowhere the ogre brandishes a onion >In an instant he starts jamming it into her ass >You just sit there, jaw slacked, staring at how he get onions from an invisible source to fill her ass with >Purple begs and screams for help, but no one comes to her aid >Eventually after bloating Purp's stomach beyond reason he stops >"IT'S TIME FOR AN OGREDOSE OF PAIN!" - screamed the green monster >He stomps on her gut so hard that she leaks onion juice from every orifice >He dips down and whispers into her ear loud enough for you to hear. "Next time, check yourself before you Shrek yourself lass." >To day was a "Goes nice with toast tho." day

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器□ Anonymous 09/09/12(Sun 14:51 No.14602921 Replies: >>146029902214602997 >>14603002 >>14603035 >Friday, about 6 PM In room, browsing 4chan and playing Minecraft >Dad comes in >"Hey buddy, have any plans for the weekend?" >"Not really, no." >"Why don't you go out with some friends? It's a nice night. >Conversation continues for another five minutes >Dad asks about girls and my "friends" >l try to dodge around admitting I have no friends and have no experience with girls >But he knows >"Ok buddy, just let me know if you ever want a ride somewhere, or you can borrow my car any time you want >Pats me on the shoulder and leaves >l get back to Minecraft >After a few minutes, feel thirsty >No drinks in my room >Venture out of my room and go to the kitchen >Hear my father in the living room, crying >Look around the corner >He's looking through photo albums at pictures of me >"Hey Dad." >He looks up, trying to hide that he was crying >"T'm going out with some friends, can l still borrow the car?" >He smiles the happiest smile I have seen in years >"Sure thing buddy >He gets up and hugs me, tears in his eyes >l get dressed, get in the car and leave >l drive to an empty parking lot in an industrial area >I go to sleep in the back seat >Return home the next morning >Pretend I was out with friends all night >Dad hugs me again I've been doing this almost every weekend for months now

器□ Anonymous 09/09/12(Sun 14:51 No.14602921 Replies: >>146029902214602997 >>14603002 >>14603035 >Friday, about 6 PM In room, browsing 4chan and playing Minecraft >Dad comes in >"Hey buddy, have any plans for the weekend?" >"Not really, no." >"Why don't you go out with some friends? It's a nice night. >Conversation continues for another five minutes >Dad asks about girls and my "friends" >l try to dodge around admitting I have no friends and have no experience with girls >But he knows >"Ok buddy, just let me know if you ever want a ride somewhere, or you can borrow my car any time you want >Pats me on the shoulder and leaves >l get back to Minecraft >After a few minutes, feel thirsty >No drinks in my room >Venture out of my room and go to the kitchen >Hear my father in the living room, crying >Look around the corner >He's looking through photo albums at pictures of me >"Hey Dad." >He looks up, trying to hide that he was crying >"T'm going out with some friends, can l still borrow the car?" >He smiles the happiest smile I have seen in years >"Sure thing buddy >He gets up and hugs me, tears in his eyes >l get dressed, get in the car and leave >l drive to an empty parking lot in an industrial area >I go to sleep in the back seat >Return home the next morning >Pretend I was out with friends all night >Dad hugs me again I've been doing this almost every weekend for months now

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File: 1332130769.ipg-(431 KB, 850x708) /vlicious_/co/mbo 03/19/12(Mon)00:19 No.35121235 Replyl[Quick Reply]UG You cannot grasp the true form of. 45 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)03:59 No.35 1254870 File: 1332143952 jpg-(90 KB, 576x378) You cannot grasp the true form of these luxurious red hair

File: 1332130769.ipg-(431 KB, 850x708) /vlicious_/co/mbo 03/19/12(Mon)00:19 No.35121235 Replyl[Quick Reply]UG You cannot grasp the true form of. 45 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Anonymous 03/19/12(Mon)03:59 No.35 1254870 File: 1332143952 jpg-(90 KB, 576x378) You cannot grasp the true form of these luxurious red hair

Anonymous 08/04/13(Sun)22:53 UTC-7 No.52653577 Replies: 5265388852653915 52652759 (OP) I've always thought that the Batman we see reasonably often isn't quite the Batman we SHOULD be seeing I feel like Batman could be made more scary by behaving less like a human and exposing himself less. I think a stoic Batman who uses silent night tactics could be the most terrifying thing in the world. Think about it. You just helped some crazy f--- in a hat ship off a bunch of little girls into a prostitution ring. You're a little nervous; anybody figures you out, you're worse than dead. You remember that old urban legend: The Batman. You see it in your partners' eyes, looking over there shoulders, pointing guns at empty, black corners. You'd best just clear your head and get to sleep, right? How in the world could ONE Batman get to you? Gotham is a f------ cesspool, he's got more to find than you Even so, sleeping is f------ impossible. You've got some serious hangups about this past job, even if you needed the money. You get up to get a drink, maybe go to the bathroom. You wash your hands-sanitation first, after all-and take a glance at your ugly mug, and your hot water fails to warm you against the chill that overtakes your body. Two. White. Eyes. Down the hall. Behind you. They don't move. They pierce your soul. They see everything: the prostitution ring, the Mad Hatter, your personal fears, everything Reach for your knife. That's all you've got on you right now, and it's your only hope. Who the hell knows what the Batman does to his victims? You pull your knife and pivot to face him Nothing. Utter blackness. You hesitate for what seems like an hour, every passing minute ticking and tocking by deafeningly by the clock in your bathroom. You are plastered to the spot by cold sweat, you have no idea whether he was really there or not After an eternity, you make your way back to your room, knife still out. You grab your flashlight off the nightstand and scan the room slowly... He could be anywhere Nothing

Anonymous 08/04/13(Sun)22:53 UTC-7 No.52653577 Replies: 5265388852653915 52652759 (OP) I've always thought that the Batman we see reasonably often isn't quite the Batman we SHOULD be seeing I feel like Batman could be made more scary by behaving less like a human and exposing himself less. I think a stoic Batman who uses silent night tactics could be the most terrifying thing in the world. Think about it. You just helped some crazy f--- in a hat ship off a bunch of little girls into a prostitution ring. You're a little nervous; anybody figures you out, you're worse than dead. You remember that old urban legend: The Batman. You see it in your partners' eyes, looking over there shoulders, pointing guns at empty, black corners. You'd best just clear your head and get to sleep, right? How in the world could ONE Batman get to you? Gotham is a f------ cesspool, he's got more to find than you Even so, sleeping is f------ impossible. You've got some serious hangups about this past job, even if you needed the money. You get up to get a drink, maybe go to the bathroom. You wash your hands-sanitation first, after all-and take a glance at your ugly mug, and your hot water fails to warm you against the chill that overtakes your body. Two. White. Eyes. Down the hall. Behind you. They don't move. They pierce your soul. They see everything: the prostitution ring, the Mad Hatter, your personal fears, everything Reach for your knife. That's all you've got on you right now, and it's your only hope. Who the hell knows what the Batman does to his victims? You pull your knife and pivot to face him Nothing. Utter blackness. You hesitate for what seems like an hour, every passing minute ticking and tocking by deafeningly by the clock in your bathroom. You are plastered to the spot by cold sweat, you have no idea whether he was really there or not After an eternity, you make your way back to your room, knife still out. You grab your flashlight off the nightstand and scan the room slowly... He could be anywhere Nothing

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□ Anonymous 07/21/13(Sun)14:32 UTC-7 No.261 561 51 Replies: 6156340 File: 13744423790661剛35 KB. 308x472, 04 1005-dangerfield-main ) Jpg) GO 26155995 I tried to hit on a dragoness last week at the pub, she told me "not with those teeth"! I'm tellin' ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bumped into an Argonian at the market the other day, he gave me a list of chores and told me I'd get a whipping if I didn't do them. I did too. That's not even the half of it,I took a vacation down to Lustria and I spent the whole trip having to tell the Slann I wasn't an Old One. I called it off and booked a flight to Skyrim, met a dragon there too. I shouted to tell her my name my name and she dropped dead on the spot. On the way back home I booked a night at a Dwarf hotel. A dragon showed up and tried to force his way in, he took one look at me having a smoke in the lobby and said "Oh sorry, didn't know this fortress was taken." I tell ya, no respect ever

□ Anonymous 07/21/13(Sun)14:32 UTC-7 No.261 561 51 Replies: 6156340 File: 13744423790661剛35 KB. 308x472, 04 1005-dangerfield-main ) Jpg) GO 26155995 I tried to hit on a dragoness last week at the pub, she told me "not with those teeth"! I'm tellin' ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bumped into an Argonian at the market the other day, he gave me a list of chores and told me I'd get a whipping if I didn't do them. I did too. That's not even the half of it,I took a vacation down to Lustria and I spent the whole trip having to tell the Slann I wasn't an Old One. I called it off and booked a flight to Skyrim, met a dragon there too. I shouted to tell her my name my name and she dropped dead on the spot. On the way back home I booked a night at a Dwarf hotel. A dragon showed up and tried to force his way in, he took one look at me having a smoke in the lobby and said "Oh sorry, didn't know this fortress was taken." I tell ya, no respect ever

File: 1367415743255.ipg-(60 KB, 758x627, risky cat.jpg) □ risky cat lEyoS5AW科c 05/01/13(Wed)08:42:23 UTC-5 No.3713381 im going to kill me too risky for this life full of fools Anonymous 05/01/13(Wed)08:43:17 UTC-5 No.3713383 You meant to say "Myself," not "me." Thread 404'd after this.

File: 1367415743255.ipg-(60 KB, 758x627, risky cat.jpg) □ risky cat lEyoS5AW科c 05/01/13(Wed)08:42:23 UTC-5 No.3713381 im going to kill me too risky for this life full of fools Anonymous 05/01/13(Wed)08:43:17 UTC-5 No.3713383 You meant to say "Myself," not "me." Thread 404'd after this.

File: 1366527386025 ipg-(10 KB,456x231, Redneck_Batman_by_8That_Guy8 jpg) GI □ Anonymous 04/20/13(Sat23:56:26 UTC-7 No.48680437 Replies 2248680478 >>48680598 >>48680703>>48680784 o Would you read it/co/? Anonymous 04/20/13(Sat)2357 01 UTC-7 No.48680454 Replies 2248680510 How white trashy are we talking here? Anonymous 04/20/13 (Sat)23:5745 UTC-7 No 48680478 File: 1366527465573 ipg-(63 KB, 500x363, batm an.jpg) GI 48680437 (OP) Truckmobile

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U 08/14/13(Wed)1727 No 53015849 s 08/14/13wed)17.19 NO.53015619 hat episode where they find a dead body on the playground That episode on internet safely where Arthur finds naughty pictures online That special episode where Arthur murders his parents and uses slaborate puppatry and Rube goldberg machines to keep the secret from Why do they keep making episodes7 Arent they up to near 15 seasons? 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and Prunela becomes an indentured servant on the high prophets pleasure yacht that episode where they find a temible word spraypainted all along the side of the school nal episode where Mu dad i礻caught tampering win importance of not tampering with your odometer meters at his used car dealership and a Transport Authority Oficial teaches Arnar & friends s 08/14/130ed 17 20 No 53015658 that episode that deat with Mr. Ratbums racism towards rabbits that spisode where DW mests a pirn that episode when Binky realizes he's a woman trapped inside a woman's body that episode when Arthur finda out that ha's a rabbit trapped in an anteabers body s 08/14/13wed)17 20 No 53015659 53015825 The follow-ゆwherta Mafia atempts to assassinate 654 That episode highlighting Indian and Paistani political The episode where M Ratbum touches Arthur in a "special way -That episode when Dw gets r---- by a .speoal friend' she met on the interme that penis inspecson day episode waming kids about strangers on school grounds that episode where Arthur struggles with childhood obeshy that episode where arthur catches Mr.ratbun and his dad "making cakes" Anonymous a 14/13(Wed1731 N0 53015993 Repliec teraasneti sthat episode Brain shows Buster a image board and Buster never leaves his house again the episode whene they fnd a condom on the side of the road Anonymous 08/14/13(Wed17:13 No 53015464 Repiecutmmatem mea hat episode where the kids leam about police brutality irsthand Anonymous 08/14/130wed)17:32 No 53015008 Repies20110 202 s 08/14/130Wed 17 04 No 53015198 A301 81 The followup where Arthur's grand ather tries to kill him for seeing too much hat episode where arthur has well dreams for a week straight tat episode where a has to grow w ed to pay f damaDes he dd to his dad's car 》That episode where arthur's cousispends the entire episode loong for him just so she could whisper1 want you inside me, softy hat episode when the Gay black gonlls neighbors move in met to Arthur That episode when Athur masturbates into his sisters pandes that episode where Arthur thinks he needs a leg amputation That episode where he leams to touch himset s 08/14/13Wed)17 05 No.53015225 -The episode where Arthur finds out his dad is an alcoholic the episode weera Buster learns the truth about pnson laery The episode where the reason we10arn Buster is so hyperachve is because he has a steady supply of hat episode where Muly's dad goes to prison for tax evasion and Multy develops an anaiely disorder hat episode where arthur becomes a brony that episade where arthur meets his estranged cousin with fetal alcohal syndrome the episode where Dw gets high second hand on weed on th稳way home and her imaginary friend makes her steal from the candy shop for a wholQ week Pat episode when 텨onc Bunny comes into town and while visiting rapes Buster That Tost episode where Arthur poes on a rampage at school That episode when Arthur leama about Libertarianiam plants explos ves in the town hall the Triands with banelits episod The follow up when Arthur got her pregnant and we learned about abortion That episode where Arthur ciroumcises himset so he can fe in with the kids in the shower that episode where DW is snaly diagnosed wh the Halloween epsode where he prank goes wrong and we leam the about he r----- down the stree File 1376514474117420·94KB 960x717, Buster ipaaaun缬四00 that episode where Mutty comes out of the closet and her family loses all of their reputation and money The episode where Amturs famly turns to Satanists 31내 The one where urs revealed to be the Messiah then dies hat episode where Mr Ralburn gets in trouble for cuting off the hair of a First Nation kid hat episode where Dw pets kidnapped on vacaion o shoot up the school he goes in through the basement window and gets his homs caught in the she hear police sirens and shoots himself to avoid prison we find out they were only there for bike safety day they didnt ind him for a week That episode where Sue Elien farts in public and tries to live it down That episode where Binky brings a Glock to school th ait very speciar episode where Brain gets mad at Athur fo hat very special episode where Buster admitted his feelings for Arhur the episode where the brain does drugs from the ibrary and leads a double ife that episode where Arthur has contnuous dreams that he's a jew and Busters a nan and he's f------ temned of him in hat episode where we learm what happened to the Tribble bwins meth-head that episode wherg Fam」enna and Prunella try to inite Muty and Franone to their lesbian o--- in a chance to get more screen time That hour long special on puberty the episode where D/W becomes dangerously depressed and attempts to perform necromancy on Spanky No 530161B7 Rpies hat episode when buster converts to Islam and changes his name toi The spisode where Arthur inds out hia granatather used to be part af the ox the episode where Arthur Iinds out Frandine is geting beat by her parents The episode where the school bus gets blown up by Serronists Anonymous 08 14/13wed)17 25 No.53015792 740 No 53016214 Ries That episode where we lean about Francine's grandtamer is a holocaust survivor athe episode wher@ buster brings his moms dido infor show and tell sthat episode Mufty tells Franone she likes her in a special way The folow-up episode where the authonties crackdown was so brutal th at half the town end up baing aympathizers for the same people who triad to kll their kids Anonymous 0814/130Wed)17 25 No 53015793 -tat pisod wh ra TurboTax mak 4turs mom obsoiate and she becom&G dsprasged andtrias to overdose on pils but she that episode where Mufty's dad gets drunk and calls Francine a ike AnonymouS 08/14/130wed)17.28 No.53015816 p 433 1455 The followfollow-ゆwhere th kids rebel aganst the athonties and become terrorists themselves That episode where Artur 1nds th photos of his grandtatter lynching rabbits The episode where terrorists bomb the school and Muty dies Damn hat episode was dark.i sthat episode when DW gets her trst period The episode whene hey all gst mundared by a serial kilar that episode whane Ahurs baby sister gets aids from the pool ahat dodgy motel hat episode where the class goes to a holocaust museum and finds out Muty's grandfather was 8 Na 53016243 That episode where DW is revealed to be the and-christ and Buster stabs her with a hat episode when Arthurs mom dies of syphilis The episode where Arthur sees the Mafia kit someone

U 08/14/13(Wed)1727 No 53015849 s 08/14/13wed)17.19 NO.53015619 hat episode where they find a dead body on the playground That episode on internet safely where Arthur finds naughty pictures online That special episode where Arthur murders his parents and uses slaborate puppatry and Rube goldberg machines to keep the secret from Why do they keep making episodes7 Arent they up to near 15 seasons? Hilarious snt tor al te fani, i loved the scene where he wears his mothers 술kin Anonymous oar14/13(Wad)16 23 № 53013936 Replies: metara 쯔atman zentieel hat episode where the dog has puppies he wasnt a boy What is there left to teach kids? that episode where Grandpa Dave gets Altheimers tat episode where DW most gets molested onthe way back from chool hat episode where Arthur Inds out he is atracted to trap 301393 Kid are stupid, they need to be reminded of the same s--- constanty They don't know how tat episode where a teenager balig Arthur the word anr polite way of naming omeone ucensored That episode where DW red rockets Pa where Buster does meth 53015425 that episode whare he cast learns juat how fat the ass that episode where Georpe starts kidnaps Mufty and sticks his giraffe up her skit hat episode where Arthur makes friends with a cool kid onine and goes to meet him at the park, but its the col kids dad that episade where Prunelia's hipple mom loses all her money to Scientoliogy and Prunela becomes an indentured servant on the high prophets pleasure yacht that episode where they find a temible word spraypainted all along the side of the school nal episode where Mu dad i礻caught tampering win importance of not tampering with your odometer meters at his used car dealership and a Transport Authority Oficial teaches Arnar & friends s 08/14/130ed 17 20 No 53015658 that episode that deat with Mr. Ratbums racism towards rabbits that spisode where DW mests a pirn that episode when Binky realizes he's a woman trapped inside a woman's body that episode when Arthur finda out that ha's a rabbit trapped in an anteabers body s 08/14/13wed)17 20 No 53015659 53015825 The follow-ゆwherta Mafia atempts to assassinate 654 That episode highlighting Indian and Paistani political The episode where M Ratbum touches Arthur in a "special way -That episode when Dw gets r---- by a .speoal friend' she met on the interme that penis inspecson day episode waming kids about strangers on school grounds that episode where Arthur struggles with childhood obeshy that episode where arthur catches Mr.ratbun and his dad "making cakes" Anonymous a 14/13(Wed1731 N0 53015993 Repliec teraasneti sthat episode Brain shows Buster a image board and Buster never leaves his house again the episode whene they fnd a condom on the side of the road Anonymous 08/14/13(Wed17:13 No 53015464 Repiecutmmatem mea hat episode where the kids leam about police brutality irsthand Anonymous 08/14/130wed)17:32 No 53015008 Repies20110 202 s 08/14/130Wed 17 04 No 53015198 A301 81 The followup where Arthur's grand ather tries to kill him for seeing too much hat episode where arthur has well dreams for a week straight tat episode where a has to grow w ed to pay f damaDes he dd to his dad's car 》That episode where arthur's cousispends the entire episode loong for him just so she could whisper1 want you inside me, softy hat episode when the Gay black gonlls neighbors move in met to Arthur That episode when Athur masturbates into his sisters pandes that episode where Arthur thinks he needs a leg amputation That episode where he leams to touch himset s 08/14/13Wed)17 05 No.53015225 -The episode where Arthur finds out his dad is an alcoholic the episode weera Buster learns the truth about pnson laery The episode where the reason we10arn Buster is so hyperachve is because he has a steady supply of hat episode where Muly's dad goes to prison for tax evasion and Multy develops an anaiely disorder hat episode where arthur becomes a brony that episade where arthur meets his estranged cousin with fetal alcohal syndrome the episode where Dw gets high second hand on weed on th稳way home and her imaginary friend makes her steal from the candy shop for a wholQ week Pat episode when 텨onc Bunny comes into town and while visiting rapes Buster That Tost episode where Arthur poes on a rampage at school That episode when Arthur leama about Libertarianiam plants explos ves in the town hall the Triands with banelits episod The follow up when Arthur got her pregnant and we learned about abortion That episode where Arthur ciroumcises himset so he can fe in with the kids in the shower that episode where DW is snaly diagnosed wh the Halloween epsode where he prank goes wrong and we leam the about he r----- down the stree File 1376514474117420·94KB 960x717, Buster ipaaaun缬四00 that episode where Mutty comes out of the closet and her family loses all of their reputation and money The episode where Amturs famly turns to Satanists 31내 The one where urs revealed to be the Messiah then dies hat episode where Mr Ralburn gets in trouble for cuting off the hair of a First Nation kid hat episode where Dw pets kidnapped on vacaion o shoot up the school he goes in through the basement window and gets his homs caught in the she hear police sirens and shoots himself to avoid prison we find out they were only there for bike safety day they didnt ind him for a week That episode where Sue Elien farts in public and tries to live it down That episode where Binky brings a Glock to school th ait very speciar episode where Brain gets mad at Athur fo hat very special episode where Buster admitted his feelings for Arhur the episode where the brain does drugs from the ibrary and leads a double ife that episode where Arthur has contnuous dreams that he's a jew and Busters a nan and he's f------ temned of him in hat episode where we learm what happened to the Tribble bwins meth-head that episode wherg Fam」enna and Prunella try to inite Muty and Franone to their lesbian o--- in a chance to get more screen time That hour long special on puberty the episode where D/W becomes dangerously depressed and attempts to perform necromancy on Spanky No 530161B7 Rpies hat episode when buster converts to Islam and changes his name toi The spisode where Arthur inds out hia granatather used to be part af the ox the episode where Arthur Iinds out Frandine is geting beat by her parents The episode where the school bus gets blown up by Serronists Anonymous 08 14/13wed)17 25 No.53015792 740 No 53016214 Ries That episode where we lean about Francine's grandtamer is a holocaust survivor athe episode wher@ buster brings his moms dido infor show and tell sthat episode Mufty tells Franone she likes her in a special way The folow-up episode where the authonties crackdown was so brutal th at half the town end up baing aympathizers for the same people who triad to kll their kids Anonymous 0814/130Wed)17 25 No 53015793 -tat pisod wh ra TurboTax mak 4turs mom obsoiate and she becom&G dsprasged andtrias to overdose on pils but she that episode where Mufty's dad gets drunk and calls Francine a ike AnonymouS 08/14/130wed)17.28 No.53015816 p 433 1455 The followfollow-ゆwhere th kids rebel aganst the athonties and become terrorists themselves That episode where Artur 1nds th photos of his grandtatter lynching rabbits The episode where terrorists bomb the school and Muty dies Damn hat episode was dark.i sthat episode when DW gets her trst period The episode whene hey all gst mundared by a serial kilar that episode whane Ahurs baby sister gets aids from the pool ahat dodgy motel hat episode where the class goes to a holocaust museum and finds out Muty's grandfather was 8 Na 53016243 That episode where DW is revealed to be the and-christ and Buster stabs her with a hat episode when Arthurs mom dies of syphilis The episode where Arthur sees the Mafia kit someone

D RANDY SAVAGE ⅢBKY6JLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:18 No.26120690- File1305980295.ipg-(17 KB, 345x365, macho-man-randy-savage.jpg) What happened? Where am l? I was driving my car and suddenly woke up here □ RANDY SAVAGE !! IBKWEJLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08: 1 9 No. 26120718曰 File130598033.jpg-(143 KB, 640x360, macho1.jpg) Wait a minute! This isnt my lovely hometown of Seminole, Florida, US of A! □ RANDY SAVAGE ll BKY6JLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:20 No. 26120730 Θ File1305980457 png-(354 KB, 750x368, macho2.png) And those two dont look like Hulk Hogan and my lovely Elisabeth! Those are PONIES! □ RANDY SAVAGE ⅢBKWEJ Ly7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:22 No.261 207529 File1305980547 png-(336 KB, 640x360, macho3.png) Seems like the Macho Man Randy Savage has fallen into one of them inter-dimensional time hole thingies and found himself in a land of technicolor ponies! The Macho Man has seen and done some weird things, brother, but never on the level of this! □ RANDY SAVAGE !!! BKWEJ Ly7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:23 No. 26120768 File1305980613.png-(392 KB, 800x450, macho4.png) The Macho Man may be stuck in pastel pony paradise, but that doesnt mean that he's lost All I got to do is find me a ring and I'll be right at home! I'd better ask one of locals where the nearest arena is... □ RANDY SAVAGE ⅢBKWEJLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:24 No. 26120785 File1305980694 png-(B0 KB, 313x161, macho5.png) Excuse me, little missy. The Macho Man needs you to direct him to- Wait! Dont run away! The Macho Man aint going to hurt ya! □ RANDY SAVAGE !!! BKY6J Ly7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:29 No. 26120836 File1305980955.png-(282 KB, 640x360, macho6.png) What's that little lady? You dont like Macho Man running amok, bothering your friends? Well maybe the Macho Man dont like being told what he can & can't do by a flying lollipop! So we're going to settle this the only way l know how: WRESTLING! The Macho Man will take you on in the ring to see who's the head horse around here! OH YEAH! □ RANDY SAVAGE !!lBKY6JLy7Z05/21/11 (Sat)08:31 No.26120858 File 1305981058 png-(820 KB, 1280x712, macho7.png) That's some crazy war memorial stadium you got there, sisterl Remind me to thank that Twinkie Spackle pal of yours for the cloud walkin' thingie Enough talkin'! It's now time to pile drive some ponies! LI RANDY SAVAGE !!!BKWEJLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:33 No. 261208818 File1305981216.ipg-(112 KB, 400x314, macho8.jpg) BOOM! YEAH!!! It's Royal Rumble 91' all over again! The Ultimate Warrior pony is down for the count whilst the Macho Man stands over him, er, her! OH YEAH! □ RANDY SAVAGE ⅢBKWEJLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:40 No. 26120938 Θ File1305981603 ipg-(53 KB, 186x200, macho9.jpg) Now dont be all upset that you lost the match, lil' missie. If there's one thing the Macho Man Randy Savage has learned through all his years of wrasslin' is this Through life comes competition, Through competition comes respect Through respect comes friendship and friendship is the greatest magic of all! And if anybody gives you trouble when you tell them this, then they got trouble with the MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! OHHH YEAHHH!! tini

D RANDY SAVAGE ⅢBKY6JLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:18 No.26120690- File1305980295.ipg-(17 KB, 345x365, macho-man-randy-savage.jpg) What happened? Where am l? I was driving my car and suddenly woke up here □ RANDY SAVAGE !! IBKWEJLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08: 1 9 No. 26120718曰 File130598033.jpg-(143 KB, 640x360, macho1.jpg) Wait a minute! This isnt my lovely hometown of Seminole, Florida, US of A! □ RANDY SAVAGE ll BKY6JLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:20 No. 26120730 Θ File1305980457 png-(354 KB, 750x368, macho2.png) And those two dont look like Hulk Hogan and my lovely Elisabeth! Those are PONIES! □ RANDY SAVAGE ⅢBKWEJ Ly7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:22 No.261 207529 File1305980547 png-(336 KB, 640x360, macho3.png) Seems like the Macho Man Randy Savage has fallen into one of them inter-dimensional time hole thingies and found himself in a land of technicolor ponies! The Macho Man has seen and done some weird things, brother, but never on the level of this! □ RANDY SAVAGE !!! BKWEJ Ly7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:23 No. 26120768 File1305980613.png-(392 KB, 800x450, macho4.png) The Macho Man may be stuck in pastel pony paradise, but that doesnt mean that he's lost All I got to do is find me a ring and I'll be right at home! I'd better ask one of locals where the nearest arena is... □ RANDY SAVAGE ⅢBKWEJLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:24 No. 26120785 File1305980694 png-(B0 KB, 313x161, macho5.png) Excuse me, little missy. The Macho Man needs you to direct him to- Wait! Dont run away! The Macho Man aint going to hurt ya! □ RANDY SAVAGE !!! BKY6J Ly7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:29 No. 26120836 File1305980955.png-(282 KB, 640x360, macho6.png) What's that little lady? You dont like Macho Man running amok, bothering your friends? Well maybe the Macho Man dont like being told what he can & can't do by a flying lollipop! So we're going to settle this the only way l know how: WRESTLING! The Macho Man will take you on in the ring to see who's the head horse around here! OH YEAH! □ RANDY SAVAGE !!lBKY6JLy7Z05/21/11 (Sat)08:31 No.26120858 File 1305981058 png-(820 KB, 1280x712, macho7.png) That's some crazy war memorial stadium you got there, sisterl Remind me to thank that Twinkie Spackle pal of yours for the cloud walkin' thingie Enough talkin'! It's now time to pile drive some ponies! LI RANDY SAVAGE !!!BKWEJLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:33 No. 261208818 File1305981216.ipg-(112 KB, 400x314, macho8.jpg) BOOM! YEAH!!! It's Royal Rumble 91' all over again! The Ultimate Warrior pony is down for the count whilst the Macho Man stands over him, er, her! OH YEAH! □ RANDY SAVAGE ⅢBKWEJLy7Z 05/21/11 (Sat)08:40 No. 26120938 Θ File1305981603 ipg-(53 KB, 186x200, macho9.jpg) Now dont be all upset that you lost the match, lil' missie. If there's one thing the Macho Man Randy Savage has learned through all his years of wrasslin' is this Through life comes competition, Through competition comes respect Through respect comes friendship and friendship is the greatest magic of all! And if anybody gives you trouble when you tell them this, then they got trouble with the MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! OHHH YEAHHH!! tini

g ■ Anonymous 11/24/12/(Sat)21:54:29 UTC+11 No.6875089 [r] Replies: 226875108 . 6875110 >68751206875124687512668751286875130687513368751446875160 3-6875179 I always grab my d--- when an earthquake happened. Then, my hand automatically strokes d--- l feel as if I have sex with the earth. The fear fades away. □ Anonymous國1124/12/(Sat)21:56:02 UTC+11 No.6875108 [r] File: 1353754562179 ipg-(58 KB, 471x354, 1348983077892 jpg) GI 6875089 □ Anonymous 11/24/12/(Sat)21:56:22 UTC+11 No.6875110 [r] File: 1353754582187 ipg-(56 KB, 344x505, 85343445.jpg) GD 6875089 □ Anonymous 11/24/12/(Sat)21:57:21 UTC+ 11 No.6875120 [r] File: 1353754641410 png-(149 KB, 218x265, 1349449078416.png) GD 6875089

g ■ Anonymous 11/24/12/(Sat)21:54:29 UTC+11 No.6875089 [r] Replies: 226875108 . 6875110 >68751206875124687512668751286875130687513368751446875160 3-6875179 I always grab my d--- when an earthquake happened. Then, my hand automatically strokes d--- l feel as if I have sex with the earth. The fear fades away. □ Anonymous國1124/12/(Sat)21:56:02 UTC+11 No.6875108 [r] File: 1353754562179 ipg-(58 KB, 471x354, 1348983077892 jpg) GI 6875089 □ Anonymous 11/24/12/(Sat)21:56:22 UTC+11 No.6875110 [r] File: 1353754582187 ipg-(56 KB, 344x505, 85343445.jpg) GD 6875089 □ Anonymous 11/24/12/(Sat)21:57:21 UTC+ 11 No.6875120 [r] File: 1353754641410 png-(149 KB, 218x265, 1349449078416.png) GD 6875089

□ Anonymous (ID: NamBNBsw) 03/23/12(Fri)18:00:19 No 388638223 This happened a long time ago >Take really attractive girl out for a date at this expensive as F--- Italian restaurant >Eat for a while, small talk >Eventually get bill >OH GOD >Smile to her Dont worry, Il pay." >She glares at me >"What did you say?" >"Um. Is- >"Do you think I cant pay for my own s---?" >No, I was just being- s"You were being the stereotypical a------ that thinks women cant support themselves!" >No, n-" sShe gets up >Pushes table >Plates and bottle of wine smash against floor >She starts throwing s--- off of sheives and other people's tables >A few people get cut up from broken glass that came from shattered bottles of wine, plates, vases, et cetera >I think a few slipped over the wine too >She eventually makes her way to the door "PAY FOR THAT >Slams door really f------ hard on the way out >Turn around >Manager breathing down my f------ neck s Will you be paying for this..? smile hand him enough money to pay for my portion of the meal >I also write down her contact and billing information, along with her license plate She went to jail a couple months earlier because she couldnt afford to pay for all of the damages. I'm not even joking. It was the best moment in my life. ...Il havent dated anyone since.

□ Anonymous (ID: NamBNBsw) 03/23/12(Fri)18:00:19 No 388638223 This happened a long time ago >Take really attractive girl out for a date at this expensive as F--- Italian restaurant >Eat for a while, small talk >Eventually get bill >OH GOD >Smile to her Dont worry, Il pay." >She glares at me >"What did you say?" >"Um. Is- >"Do you think I cant pay for my own s---?" >No, I was just being- s"You were being the stereotypical a------ that thinks women cant support themselves!" >No, n-" sShe gets up >Pushes table >Plates and bottle of wine smash against floor >She starts throwing s--- off of sheives and other people's tables >A few people get cut up from broken glass that came from shattered bottles of wine, plates, vases, et cetera >I think a few slipped over the wine too >She eventually makes her way to the door "PAY FOR THAT >Slams door really f------ hard on the way out >Turn around >Manager breathing down my f------ neck s Will you be paying for this..? smile hand him enough money to pay for my portion of the meal >I also write down her contact and billing information, along with her license plate She went to jail a couple months earlier because she couldnt afford to pay for all of the damages. I'm not even joking. It was the best moment in my life. ...Il havent dated anyone since.

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The Learning Company Software Catalog Fall 1991

The Learning Company Software Catalog Fall 1991

>Hidden sniper nests >The snipers names with tallies of people killed >Wall with Delta's pictures on it >Lugo is crossed out after a while Normal billboards >After you do something horrible the eyes burn out/are painted out once you look away and look back >They are shutting their eyes because they cannot stand your atrocities >Only healthy tree in the area, everything is burnt to s--- >Walk past it >Look back It's dea >Kill two enemies near each other >They crawl towards each other and form the pose of the WP'd mother and daughter >The mannequin scene >After that, see a mannequin >Melee it, it flashes into a real person before shattering r executions become more >As the story goes on you >Straight up kneecap a guy >Let Riggs die in the fire >Use your only bullet on the ibex >Achievement unlocked: The Deerhunter >Die enough o you want to swap difficulties? >Die some more >Do you feel like a hero yet? >Die in certain areas >The death screen doesn't appear >You just flash back to the start of the area, he shakes his head and goes, what the f---? >Entire list of the 33rd on a wall >All are crossed out except eight >Eight soldiers in the next room We surrender to you sir >Go back >The eight are crossed out >Go back to the soldiers >They aren't there anymore □ Anonymous 04/01/13(Mon)01:33 No. 183525 167 Replies: >>183525212 22183525347 >>183525554 File: 1364794402985.jpg-(45 KB, 666x375, TriggerDiscipline. jpg) Get ready, f------. Here is Walker at the beginning of the game. Pay attention to his trigger discipline □ Anonymous 04/01/13(Mon)01:33 No. 183525212 Replies: 22183525347 >>183525373 >>183525554 File: 1364794432256 ipg-(327 KB, 1920x1080 P> 13(Mon)01:35 No.183525354 Replies: 2183525503 3.png-(22 KB, 140x137, ??? png) P> Tango on the roof" "Kill that son of a bitch" Anonymous 04/01/13(Mon)01:37 No.183525503 P> svery controlled stepping on the chest and single shot to the head in beginning >kneecaps a guy then finishes him off and yells out F--- you!" later on

>Hidden sniper nests >The snipers names with tallies of people killed >Wall with Delta's pictures on it >Lugo is crossed out after a while Normal billboards >After you do something horrible the eyes burn out/are painted out once you look away and look back >They are shutting their eyes because they cannot stand your atrocities >Only healthy tree in the area, everything is burnt to s--- >Walk past it >Look back It's dea >Kill two enemies near each other >They crawl towards each other and form the pose of the WP'd mother and daughter >The mannequin scene >After that, see a mannequin >Melee it, it flashes into a real person before shattering r executions become more >As the story goes on you >Straight up kneecap a guy >Let Riggs die in the fire >Use your only bullet on the ibex >Achievement unlocked: The Deerhunter >Die enough o you want to swap difficulties? >Die some more >Do you feel like a hero yet? >Die in certain areas >The death screen doesn't appear >You just flash back to the start of the area, he shakes his head and goes, what the f---? >Entire list of the 33rd on a wall >All are crossed out except eight >Eight soldiers in the next room We surrender to you sir >Go back >The eight are crossed out >Go back to the soldiers >They aren't there anymore □ Anonymous 04/01/13(Mon)01:33 No. 183525 167 Replies: >>183525212 22183525347 >>183525554 File: 1364794402985.jpg-(45 KB, 666x375, TriggerDiscipline. jpg) Get ready, f------. Here is Walker at the beginning of the game. Pay attention to his trigger discipline □ Anonymous 04/01/13(Mon)01:33 No. 183525212 Replies: 22183525347 >>183525373 >>183525554 File: 1364794432256 ipg-(327 KB, 1920x1080 P> 13(Mon)01:35 No.183525354 Replies: 2183525503 3.png-(22 KB, 140x137, ??? png) P> Tango on the roof" "Kill that son of a bitch" Anonymous 04/01/13(Mon)01:37 No.183525503 P> svery controlled stepping on the chest and single shot to the head in beginning >kneecaps a guy then finishes him off and yells out F--- you!" later on

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You are banned! You have been permanently banned from all boards for the following reason Not ead) Just banned. Posting images of someone r-----, killing, decapitating, hanging, and skining around 40+ children babies. This is seriously the first time I've ever sent someones info to the authorities. I hope you get v& sick f--- ON Your ban was filed on May 12th, 2007. This ban will not expire. According to our server, your IP is: 67.159.44.138. The name you were posting with was Anonymous Your appeal was reviewed and denied. You may not appeal this ban again.