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: Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)05:49:30 No.13688069 >get off the computer and cook me something, im hungry wat do 73 KB JPG 8 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)07:05:48 No.13688234 >>13688069 (OP) # Get off your lazy ass and make your own goddamn dinner. I'm queued for a dungeon here.

: Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)05:49:30 No.13688069 >get off the computer and cook me something, im hungry wat do 73 KB JPG 8 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)07:05:48 No.13688234 >>13688069 (OP) # Get off your lazy ass and make your own goddamn dinner. I'm queued for a dungeon here.

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Anon wants some friends. | /r/4chan

SPOILER O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)09:37:52 No.35005887 > >35005905 >>35006002 >>35006247 >>35006383 >>35006398 >>35006412 >>35006507 >>35006529 >>35006674 >>35007237 >>35008373 >>35008805 >>35008827 I just want some horsefucker friends. * O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)09:46:10 No.35005905 >>35005936 >>35005887 (OP) I'll be your friend anon O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:06:18 No.35005936 >>35006007 >>35006010 >>35006014 >>35006018 >>35006045 >>35006066 >>35006091 >>35006240 >>35006281 >>35006355 >>35007321 >35007474 >>35007975 >>35008827 >>35008922 >>35005905 I would be glad to have you, do you use discord? O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:43:55 No.35006002 >>35006005 >>35006404 File: 1581365437787.png (641 KB, 719x718) >>35005887 (OP) Me too but Il'm too scared to talk with new people. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:44:55 No.35006005 > >>35006002 There should've been an episode on that. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:45:45 No.35006007 ► >35006009 >>35005936 sike I actually hate you f--- you O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:46:38 No.35006009 > >>35006021 >>35006007 Double sike, didn't mean it either. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:46:49 No.35006010 >35006073 >>35005936 f--- off, why do you have to bring up discord every goddamn time you want friends damn O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:49:07 No.35006014 >>35006073 >>35005936 >Not even a good 5 minutes in and some t----- is asking for a dicksword

SPOILER O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)09:37:52 No.35005887 > >35005905 >>35006002 >>35006247 >>35006383 >>35006398 >>35006412 >>35006507 >>35006529 >>35006674 >>35007237 >>35008373 >>35008805 >>35008827 I just want some horsefucker friends. * O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)09:46:10 No.35005905 >>35005936 >>35005887 (OP) I'll be your friend anon O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:06:18 No.35005936 >>35006007 >>35006010 >>35006014 >>35006018 >>35006045 >>35006066 >>35006091 >>35006240 >>35006281 >>35006355 >>35007321 >35007474 >>35007975 >>35008827 >>35008922 >>35005905 I would be glad to have you, do you use discord? O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:43:55 No.35006002 >>35006005 >>35006404 File: 1581365437787.png (641 KB, 719x718) >>35005887 (OP) Me too but Il'm too scared to talk with new people. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:44:55 No.35006005 > >>35006002 There should've been an episode on that. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:45:45 No.35006007 ► >35006009 >>35005936 sike I actually hate you f--- you O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:46:38 No.35006009 > >>35006021 >>35006007 Double sike, didn't mean it either. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:46:49 No.35006010 >35006073 >>35005936 f--- off, why do you have to bring up discord every goddamn time you want friends damn O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)10:49:07 No.35006014 >>35006073 >>35005936 >Not even a good 5 minutes in and some t----- is asking for a dicksword

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anon is clairvoyant | /r/4chan

THE FIFTH POST IN THIS THREAD BIBLE WILL BE DUBS O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:41:50 No.821195102 ► »821195378 >>821195383 >>821195400 >>821195713 >>821195975 >>821196260 BEHOLD HEATHENS >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:44:55 No.821195247 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:03 No.821195378 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:10 No.821195383 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:18 No.821195389 O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:32 No.821195400 >821195419 >>821195429 >>821195447 >>821195453 >>821195469 >>821195470 >>821195480 >>821195491 >>821195511 >>821195534 >>821195550 >>821195645 >>821195734 >>821195751 >>821195757 >>821195801 >>821195836 >>821195912 >>821195975 >>821195995 >>821196115 >>821196241 >>821196249 >>821196440 >>821196635 >>821197043 >>821197441 >>821198216 >>821198421 >>821198887 >>821199534 >>821200170 >>821200757 >>821200974 >>821195102 (OP) No

THE FIFTH POST IN THIS THREAD BIBLE WILL BE DUBS O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:41:50 No.821195102 ► »821195378 >>821195383 >>821195400 >>821195713 >>821195975 >>821196260 BEHOLD HEATHENS >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:44:55 No.821195247 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:03 No.821195378 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:10 No.821195383 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:18 No.821195389 O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:32 No.821195400 >821195419 >>821195429 >>821195447 >>821195453 >>821195469 >>821195470 >>821195480 >>821195491 >>821195511 >>821195534 >>821195550 >>821195645 >>821195734 >>821195751 >>821195757 >>821195801 >>821195836 >>821195912 >>821195975 >>821195995 >>821196115 >>821196241 >>821196249 >>821196440 >>821196635 >>821197043 >>821197441 >>821198216 >>821198421 >>821198887 >>821199534 >>821200170 >>821200757 >>821200974 >>821195102 (OP) No

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Anon takes the bike pill | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: TLrV74rZ)E Take the BikePill 02/21/20(Fri)23:50:00 No.244743779 Cars are perhaps the most Jewish invention to ever exist: >have to pay road (((tax))) >forced under threat of violence to pay for ((insurance))) >constantly have to buy (((petrol))) >all repairs will require some (((proprietary)) part from an (((authorized dealer))) >only made possible by the existence of giant corporations and the government, completely non self- 95 KB JPG sufficient >drive around trapped in a literal cage shielding you from nature like the good city dwelling goy you are vs the based bike >cheap to buy >cheap and fun to maintain >cheap and easy to upgrade >no tax >no fuel >great way to exercise >get to be fully immersed in nature >can go literally wherever you want

: Anonymous (ID: TLrV74rZ)E Take the BikePill 02/21/20(Fri)23:50:00 No.244743779 Cars are perhaps the most Jewish invention to ever exist: >have to pay road (((tax))) >forced under threat of violence to pay for ((insurance))) >constantly have to buy (((petrol))) >all repairs will require some (((proprietary)) part from an (((authorized dealer))) >only made possible by the existence of giant corporations and the government, completely non self- 95 KB JPG sufficient >drive around trapped in a literal cage shielding you from nature like the good city dwelling goy you are vs the based bike >cheap to buy >cheap and fun to maintain >cheap and easy to upgrade >no tax >no fuel >great way to exercise >get to be fully immersed in nature >can go literally wherever you want

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Anon tells a story | /r/4chan

File: hxLfm2CHEA-10.png (29 KB, 300x250) O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)21:38:09 No.821191603 [Reply] > >821192599 >>821193067 Story time /b/ because I'm still in pain >be me this morning >going to work as usual >quite early so i stop in a park near workplace to smoke one >start earing some sort of commotions >two homeless guys are getting mad over who's making the mixes >where i live it's illegal to drink around so homeless people usually mix alcohol into fruit juices or soda bottles in order to avoid troubles with the police >they're kinda entertaining tho >finally they get decided and homeless dude pulls out of his backpack a vodka bottle >it's f------ 3lt magnum Skyy >W--???? >howdoyagetdatshitbro >you can't even buy that kind of bottle into supermarkets, you need to go into specialized store for mf rich people >go look online for 3lt magnum Skyy vodka sellers near me >mfw best price near me is 98,99 euros >mfw i can't afford 3lt magnum Skyy vodka and homeless guy can

File: hxLfm2CHEA-10.png (29 KB, 300x250) O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)21:38:09 No.821191603 [Reply] > >821192599 >>821193067 Story time /b/ because I'm still in pain >be me this morning >going to work as usual >quite early so i stop in a park near workplace to smoke one >start earing some sort of commotions >two homeless guys are getting mad over who's making the mixes >where i live it's illegal to drink around so homeless people usually mix alcohol into fruit juices or soda bottles in order to avoid troubles with the police >they're kinda entertaining tho >finally they get decided and homeless dude pulls out of his backpack a vodka bottle >it's f------ 3lt magnum Skyy >W--???? >howdoyagetdatshitbro >you can't even buy that kind of bottle into supermarkets, you need to go into specialized store for mf rich people >go look online for 3lt magnum Skyy vodka sellers near me >mfw best price near me is 98,99 euros >mfw i can't afford 3lt magnum Skyy vodka and homeless guy can

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Anon asks the right question. | /r/4chan

O Anonymous 02/19/20(Wed)23:33:09 No.3268545 [Reply] > >3269035 >>3269688 What do you think about this leech, lan/? + 4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)02:17:06 No.3268605 ► How the f--- is it that big? Does it never s---? O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)02:39:57 No.3268616 ► Slurp slurp O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)17:20:23 No.3269035 ► >>3268545 (OP) Have you ever fed it with your d---? O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)17:23:38 No.3269038 If you don't love your animal companion so much that you'd be willing to feed it with your own body, then you don't deserve an animal companion. O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)12:34:56 No.3269688 ► >>3268545 (OP) Imagine using it as a fleshlight

O Anonymous 02/19/20(Wed)23:33:09 No.3268545 [Reply] > >3269035 >>3269688 What do you think about this leech, lan/? + 4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)02:17:06 No.3268605 ► How the f--- is it that big? Does it never s---? O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)02:39:57 No.3268616 ► Slurp slurp O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)17:20:23 No.3269035 ► >>3268545 (OP) Have you ever fed it with your d---? O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)17:23:38 No.3269038 If you don't love your animal companion so much that you'd be willing to feed it with your own body, then you don't deserve an animal companion. O Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)12:34:56 No.3269688 ► >>3268545 (OP) Imagine using it as a fleshlight

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Anon isn’t hygienic | /r/4chan

File: 65934040-CF5F-4A28-8B69-6(..).png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)00:11:13 No.484180826 D>>484180950 >>484180967 >>484181000 >>484181008 >>484181028 >>484181049 >>484181062 >>484181076 >>484181184 >>484181187 >>484181209 >>484181228 >>484181278 >>484181319 >>484181353 >>484181363 >>484181442 >>484181482 >>484181496 >>484181514 >>484181592 >>484181653 I HAVEN'T POOPED IN 9 F------ DAYS MY STOMACH SOUNDS LIKE A CEMENT TRUCK WHAT DO I DO?

File: 65934040-CF5F-4A28-8B69-6(..).png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)00:11:13 No.484180826 D>>484180950 >>484180967 >>484181000 >>484181008 >>484181028 >>484181049 >>484181062 >>484181076 >>484181184 >>484181187 >>484181209 >>484181228 >>484181278 >>484181319 >>484181353 >>484181363 >>484181442 >>484181482 >>484181496 >>484181514 >>484181592 >>484181653 I HAVEN'T POOPED IN 9 F------ DAYS MY STOMACH SOUNDS LIKE A CEMENT TRUCK WHAT DO I DO?

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Anon is the best policeman | /r/4chan

Anonymous | 821197622 26 min. ago •.. >be police sniper >small boring town so no robberies and s--- >have to take part in a demonstration, basically show school kids how to react in case of a hostage situation and how the police will intervine >im placed in an apartament that has a good view of the yard, about 150 meters away >demonstration starts, a guy pretends to take a kid hostage, the negociator shows up, k9 intervention unit, the whole deal 148.4 kB JPG >the chief is in front of the crowd, answering questions or something >i can hear some kids in the background talking thru the radio >you think the guns are loaded? >they can't be, they're not allowed to >they got safeties so no accidents can happen >i bet you 5 bucks they're not loaded >i got a loaded .308 in my hands >time to prove the little f----- wrong >take a shot, hit the ground about 4-5 meters in front of him >kids s--- themselves >get up and wave at them >you owe me 5 bucks, i say thru the radio >i had to go thru some gun safety course after that and got a verbal warning >mfw when it was worth it

Anonymous | 821197622 26 min. ago •.. >be police sniper >small boring town so no robberies and s--- >have to take part in a demonstration, basically show school kids how to react in case of a hostage situation and how the police will intervine >im placed in an apartament that has a good view of the yard, about 150 meters away >demonstration starts, a guy pretends to take a kid hostage, the negociator shows up, k9 intervention unit, the whole deal 148.4 kB JPG >the chief is in front of the crowd, answering questions or something >i can hear some kids in the background talking thru the radio >you think the guns are loaded? >they can't be, they're not allowed to >they got safeties so no accidents can happen >i bet you 5 bucks they're not loaded >i got a loaded .308 in my hands >time to prove the little f----- wrong >take a shot, hit the ground about 4-5 meters in front of him >kids s--- themselves >get up and wave at them >you owe me 5 bucks, i say thru the radio >i had to go thru some gun safety course after that and got a verbal warning >mfw when it was worth it

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/tv/imagines being married to a 1950s-style housewife | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:41:16 No.129690126 >Welcome home, darling! Dinner is almost ready. How was work? 475 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:42:26 No.129690171 >>129691136 # : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:43:26 No.129690208 : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:43:52 No.129690230 : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:45:04 No.129690265 I'm fine Hun, it was-- What What the f--- is this? 18 KB PNG Soup? Soup for dinner? Soup is not a f------ meal, you bitch. You f------ bitch. I'll KILL YOU. I'LL KILL YOU IN FRONT OF OUR CHILDREN! YOU-- Oh! The roast is in the oven, ha ha, boy is my face red. I love you dear.

: Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:41:16 No.129690126 >Welcome home, darling! Dinner is almost ready. How was work? 475 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:42:26 No.129690171 >>129691136 # : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:43:26 No.129690208 : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:43:52 No.129690230 : Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)03:45:04 No.129690265 I'm fine Hun, it was-- What What the f--- is this? 18 KB PNG Soup? Soup for dinner? Soup is not a f------ meal, you bitch. You f------ bitch. I'll KILL YOU. I'LL KILL YOU IN FRONT OF OUR CHILDREN! YOU-- Oh! The roast is in the oven, ha ha, boy is my face red. I love you dear.

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Anon gets brought back to reality. | /r/4chan

O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)20:16:29 No.35007883 > >>35008005 File: 856028_suggestive_artist(.).png (3.05 MB, 3371x4352) Imagine making love to your mare on your wedding night. Just you and her. That night, only the two of you exist, the rest of the world doesn't matter. Imagine feeling her body pressed against yours. Your shared breaths. The whispers and giggles. Imagine the bliss of the moment, having found someone to hold, someone to share life with. Someone who has your back, and will stand at your side, always. Imagine. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)20:45:45 No.35008005 >>35008245 >>35007883 Imagine thinking this'll ever happen to you.

O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)20:16:29 No.35007883 > >>35008005 File: 856028_suggestive_artist(.).png (3.05 MB, 3371x4352) Imagine making love to your mare on your wedding night. Just you and her. That night, only the two of you exist, the rest of the world doesn't matter. Imagine feeling her body pressed against yours. Your shared breaths. The whispers and giggles. Imagine the bliss of the moment, having found someone to hold, someone to share life with. Someone who has your back, and will stand at your side, always. Imagine. O Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)20:45:45 No.35008005 >>35008245 >>35007883 Imagine thinking this'll ever happen to you.

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What REGGIN? | /r/4chan

cricket LTE 2:19 PM 36% Q r/4chan 4chan/comments/e9wi1k/ gauging_interest_for_a_4chaninsular_reddit/ I am traveling for work this week and won't be able to start rolling out... Awards 1 K 6. Remarkable! 1 E 5. Excellent! 1 G 4. Great! 1 G 3. Gadzooks! 1 I 2. Interesting! 1 N 1. Nice! Give another Award

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Anon is into Recycling. | /r/4chan

O Anonymous (ID: e1tzp1EH File: 1703A9A8-581B-4759-9CDA-0(...).jpg (17 KB, 238x209) M 02/22/20(Sat)05:33:12 No.244700181 >>244701659 >>244708167 >>244714371 >>244699719 The human digestive system is not 100% efficient. No system is. I have had a method of filtering and re-prepping my stools for consumption. I estimate that I can survive, meal wise, off USD$0.75 per day purely by sifting, straining, rinsing, and dry baking the contents of each and every stool, then mixing with filler material such as seasoned corn meal. Pic is my entire stool, combined with an extraction tincture, prior to first mesh pass. You will want to keep a low fat diet, as fatty stool is impossible to clean, fat becomes rancid, and your first meal of dry roasted fatty stool will probably make you want to kill yourself. I have been immunised against all types of hepatitis so I do not advise you to try this until I provide more information.

O Anonymous (ID: e1tzp1EH File: 1703A9A8-581B-4759-9CDA-0(...).jpg (17 KB, 238x209) M 02/22/20(Sat)05:33:12 No.244700181 >>244701659 >>244708167 >>244714371 >>244699719 The human digestive system is not 100% efficient. No system is. I have had a method of filtering and re-prepping my stools for consumption. I estimate that I can survive, meal wise, off USD$0.75 per day purely by sifting, straining, rinsing, and dry baking the contents of each and every stool, then mixing with filler material such as seasoned corn meal. Pic is my entire stool, combined with an extraction tincture, prior to first mesh pass. You will want to keep a low fat diet, as fatty stool is impossible to clean, fat becomes rancid, and your first meal of dry roasted fatty stool will probably make you want to kill yourself. I have been immunised against all types of hepatitis so I do not advise you to try this until I provide more information.

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Anon has a foot fetish | /r/4chan

File: 72E317A7-26F1-409B-A4D3-F(...).png (963 KB, 1440x900) Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)06:13:26 No.821169657 >be me, yesterday >26 Chad with autism >also a footfag >working in a corporate building as a technician >always see this 10/10 QT3.14 when I'm on the ladder >always dangling her shoes and having her feet bounce around >installing white noise in the ceiling >get down from the ladder, lady approached me >start to sweat "Hey anon, can you come help me? One of my ports aren't working." >follow behind nervously >get under the desk to pull the port out to check if there's any tears >desk is tall enough for me to sit under >she sits down in her chair and starts dangling her foot around me >ohshit.jpeg >instantboner.gif >imgonnagetawhiff.wav >lean in >my heart is thumping >l catch a sniff and god damn did it smell great >my nose accidentally smashes into her foot "What the f--- are you doing?!" >start stuttering and nervously laughing >don't make any cohesive sentences just sounds "SECURITY HELP!" >oh f--- oh f--- oh f--- >start running away >megachad security guard tackles me >slam into the ground >all I see is black >l start to wake up >my hands are restrained >my eyes are forced open because it's freezing cold >start to look around >my eyesight starts to focus >lock eyes with this guy in front of me "Hey you, you're finally awake." God dammit Todd Howard!

File: 72E317A7-26F1-409B-A4D3-F(...).png (963 KB, 1440x900) Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)06:13:26 No.821169657 >be me, yesterday >26 Chad with autism >also a footfag >working in a corporate building as a technician >always see this 10/10 QT3.14 when I'm on the ladder >always dangling her shoes and having her feet bounce around >installing white noise in the ceiling >get down from the ladder, lady approached me >start to sweat "Hey anon, can you come help me? One of my ports aren't working." >follow behind nervously >get under the desk to pull the port out to check if there's any tears >desk is tall enough for me to sit under >she sits down in her chair and starts dangling her foot around me >ohshit.jpeg >instantboner.gif >imgonnagetawhiff.wav >lean in >my heart is thumping >l catch a sniff and god damn did it smell great >my nose accidentally smashes into her foot "What the f--- are you doing?!" >start stuttering and nervously laughing >don't make any cohesive sentences just sounds "SECURITY HELP!" >oh f--- oh f--- oh f--- >start running away >megachad security guard tackles me >slam into the ground >all I see is black >l start to wake up >my hands are restrained >my eyes are forced open because it's freezing cold >start to look around >my eyesight starts to focus >lock eyes with this guy in front of me "Hey you, you're finally awake." God dammit Todd Howard!

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Anon is desperate | /r/4chan

Can No.56841410 02/21/20(Fri)18:39:56 IMG_20200221 1822545~2.jpg JPG 383.0 KiB 1879x1006 I found this in a borrowed book that has passed through the hands of two girls. Is this a strand of pubic hair, and can I get an identification on whether it actually comes from a female? It is clearly trimmed at the end and has the irregularities of pubic hair, and it is unusually white near the root.

Can No.56841410 02/21/20(Fri)18:39:56 IMG_20200221 1822545~2.jpg JPG 383.0 KiB 1879x1006 I found this in a borrowed book that has passed through the hands of two girls. Is this a strand of pubic hair, and can I get an identification on whether it actually comes from a female? It is clearly trimmed at the end and has the irregularities of pubic hair, and it is unusually white near the root.

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