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Didn't some dude post her non-stop since summer asking to lick her asshole? | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)11:13:17 No.822813776 ErTERCrne BUDE ETERCrne BUJDE EFTEZCrne 1584296195328m.jpg 76 KB JPG Elles (don't know her real name) >Started making p--- when she was 16 >Sold this illegal p--- of herself over tumblr and twitter lying to people saying she was 18. >Did that for a while >Turned 18 >joined Pornhub, Manyvids and a bunch of other sites >uploaded her videos from when she was underaged onto Pornhub and sold them for actual money >Pornhub finds out and bans her. >l'm guessing Pornhub reached out to her other sites as well (Manyvids, and others) and they banned her. When she got banned, she didn't know she was actually banned because she posted a tweet asking if anybody else could see her page (Pornhub didn't tell her they were investigating her) Then this week, she tried lying to everybody by saying she voluntarily "retired" from P--- but then she took that tweet down because ppl started calling her b------- and doxxing her with screenshots like this one linked with why she really got banned from Pornhub and her other sites. https://twitter.com/basedhamplanet/ status/1237872629849051136

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)11:13:17 No.822813776 ErTERCrne BUDE ETERCrne BUJDE EFTEZCrne 1584296195328m.jpg 76 KB JPG Elles (don't know her real name) >Started making p--- when she was 16 >Sold this illegal p--- of herself over tumblr and twitter lying to people saying she was 18. >Did that for a while >Turned 18 >joined Pornhub, Manyvids and a bunch of other sites >uploaded her videos from when she was underaged onto Pornhub and sold them for actual money >Pornhub finds out and bans her. >l'm guessing Pornhub reached out to her other sites as well (Manyvids, and others) and they banned her. When she got banned, she didn't know she was actually banned because she posted a tweet asking if anybody else could see her page (Pornhub didn't tell her they were investigating her) Then this week, she tried lying to everybody by saying she voluntarily "retired" from P--- but then she took that tweet down because ppl started calling her b------- and doxxing her with screenshots like this one linked with why she really got banned from Pornhub and her other sites. https://twitter.com/basedhamplanet/ status/1237872629849051136

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Anon is missing a crucial point | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)21:25:31 No.822817853 Whats it like to lick a girl's a------? What should i should i do to make a girl let me lick hers'? 1.4 MB PNG : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)21:26:32 No.822817916 First step is have a girlfriend.

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)21:25:31 No.822817853 Whats it like to lick a girl's a------? What should i should i do to make a girl let me lick hers'? 1.4 MB PNG : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)21:26:32 No.822817916 First step is have a girlfriend.

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anon, the ‘simp-chuck’ hybrid | /r/4chan

File: 3LI50683VZI.jpg (147 KB, 1158x1080) Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)12:42:26 No.21996001 [Reply] Am la simp for dating a cam girl? + 4 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:17:53 No.21996111 She's basically a stripper People watch her but can't touch her And yes you're basically a cuck please kill yourself

File: 3LI50683VZI.jpg (147 KB, 1158x1080) Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)12:42:26 No.21996001 [Reply] Am la simp for dating a cam girl? + 4 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:17:53 No.21996111 She's basically a stripper People watch her but can't touch her And yes you're basically a cuck please kill yourself

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Corona comes to the US | /r/4chan

File: Screenshot 2020-03-15 at (..).png (71 KB, 247x175) Anonymous (ID: wigfSSM No.248277267 03 olos >I'm sorry, anon, but you have corona >Now, where's my $2200 + tip?

File: Screenshot 2020-03-15 at (..).png (71 KB, 247x175) Anonymous (ID: wigfSSM No.248277267 03 olos >I'm sorry, anon, but you have corona >Now, where's my $2200 + tip?

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This fucking site right here | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit that I was wrong and thank person who provided a 231 KB PNG source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)13:16:03 No.57171994 >go on reddit >make comment about something I think I'm right about >get proven wrong >admit that I was wrong and thank person who provided a 231 KB PNG source >get downvoted anyway >this f------ site

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Anon has masturbation problems | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)10:57:00 No.8537628 I f------ hate myself I wish I was dead. why do I keep doing that thing, every time I do I regret it immediately and want to suicide. I just want to die because there's no other way to escape it 39 KB JPG :Amei 03/15/20(Sun)10:59:26 No.8537632 this n---- finna kill himself for nutting

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)10:57:00 No.8537628 I f------ hate myself I wish I was dead. why do I keep doing that thing, every time I do I regret it immediately and want to suicide. I just want to die because there's no other way to escape it 39 KB JPG :Amei 03/15/20(Sun)10:59:26 No.8537632 this n---- finna kill himself for nutting

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Anon want corona | /r/4chan

HONESTLY MANTM JUST No. 57171252 03/15/20(Sun)12:10:58 F------ B872CDDD-OEFO-4607-9C75-C37615D3CD32.jpg 68 КВ 720х693 Tips on catching corona? I havent showered in two days plus I've spent a few hours a day outside and have eaten nothing but IM CHILLING AT THIS POINT mcdonalds for the last week. 9 replies, O images

HONESTLY MANTM JUST No. 57171252 03/15/20(Sun)12:10:58 F------ B872CDDD-OEFO-4607-9C75-C37615D3CD32.jpg 68 КВ 720х693 Tips on catching corona? I havent showered in two days plus I've spent a few hours a day outside and have eaten nothing but IM CHILLING AT THIS POINT mcdonalds for the last week. 9 replies, O images

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Anon defeats the bat flu. | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/14/20(Sat)21:17:59 No.822757109 Why don't we just message coronavirus on Facebook and tell him to back off? TV 613 KB GIF 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

: Anonymous 03/14/20(Sat)21:17:59 No.822757109 Why don't we just message coronavirus on Facebook and tell him to back off? TV 613 KB GIF 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Bernie Bro Anon Has Had Enough | /r/4chan

File: smug.jpg (35 KB, 400x400) O Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)00:50:56 No.54828937 ► >be me, bernie bro >caucus for him repeatedly over the past three months >march 3rd >boomers have shown up in record numbers across the nation to vote against my generation's best interests in the democratic primary and spite us one last time >even lose my own god damn state to demented biden >i'm 65k in debt for a degree i will never use, in an economy that boomers have ruined >realize boomers will f--- us no matter what, the time for peace is over Tealize boc >march 5th march >i've been running a low grade fever for the past 5 days, dry coughing, no congestion >l know I have corona but I'm not sweating it - l'm 25 years old Imao >go to a fitness center with a s--- ton of boomers >know its only a matter of time until hysteria runs wild, but i have time to plant my seeds >make a point to not wash my hands, shake hands with boomers, offer to spot them >periodically i'll go into the bathroom and cough as much as I can in the bathroom stall and make sure there are germs all over my hands before I leave >touch as much equipment as I can, make it look like I'm "running the rack" on dumbbells so I have an excuse to reps with each set of weights >ive been going there every single day for the past 12 days straight and doing this >pretend to miss the laundry hamper when i throw my used towel in and wait for a friendly boomer to put it in for me I'm going to Bern it all to the ground.

File: smug.jpg (35 KB, 400x400) O Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)00:50:56 No.54828937 ► >be me, bernie bro >caucus for him repeatedly over the past three months >march 3rd >boomers have shown up in record numbers across the nation to vote against my generation's best interests in the democratic primary and spite us one last time >even lose my own god damn state to demented biden >i'm 65k in debt for a degree i will never use, in an economy that boomers have ruined >realize boomers will f--- us no matter what, the time for peace is over Tealize boc >march 5th march >i've been running a low grade fever for the past 5 days, dry coughing, no congestion >l know I have corona but I'm not sweating it - l'm 25 years old Imao >go to a fitness center with a s--- ton of boomers >know its only a matter of time until hysteria runs wild, but i have time to plant my seeds >make a point to not wash my hands, shake hands with boomers, offer to spot them >periodically i'll go into the bathroom and cough as much as I can in the bathroom stall and make sure there are germs all over my hands before I leave >touch as much equipment as I can, make it look like I'm "running the rack" on dumbbells so I have an excuse to reps with each set of weights >ive been going there every single day for the past 12 days straight and doing this >pretend to miss the laundry hamper when i throw my used towel in and wait for a friendly boomer to put it in for me I'm going to Bern it all to the ground.

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Anon wants to quit smoking. | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)12:32:24 No.57171483 how do i stop smoking everytime i try i end up with a fat f-- in my mouth 31 KB JPG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)12:34:44 No.57171512 >>57171483 (OP) # Have you tried not sucking off fat dudes?

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)12:32:24 No.57171483 how do i stop smoking everytime i try i end up with a fat f-- in my mouth 31 KB JPG 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)12:34:44 No.57171512 >>57171483 (OP) # Have you tried not sucking off fat dudes?

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Are you ready niggers | /r/4chan

E Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)08:01:06 No.8537440 Are you ready children? 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)08:31:40 No.8537488 eye eye lieutenant >>8537582 # : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)10:15:40 No.8537582 >>8537488 # I can not hear you all >>8537584 # : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)10:16:52 No.8537584 >>8537582 # 1I CAP'N

E Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)08:01:06 No.8537440 Are you ready children? 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)08:31:40 No.8537488 eye eye lieutenant >>8537582 # : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)10:15:40 No.8537582 >>8537488 # I can not hear you all >>8537584 # : Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)10:16:52 No.8537584 >>8537582 # 1I CAP'N

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/g/ on programming languages | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/14/20(Sat)21:41:03 No.75092727 +[--->++<]>+.+++[->++++<]>.--- ---->+<]>-.[--->+<]>------[->+++++ <]>.+[---->+<]>+++.---[->++++<]>.-- ----->+<]>-[->+++ <]>++.+++.[--->+<]>----.+.[---->+ <l>+++. --.+++++++++++,+++[->+++ -3- -->+++++++<J>.++.---.- 4 KB JPG <]>++.+++++++ -.++[--->++<]>,-- ->+<]>--.[->+++<]>++,++++++,---->+<]>-,+[- >+++<]>++.[--->+<]>-.+[->+++<]>,.+++++++- [++>---<]>+.-- >+++<]>.+[--->++++<]>-. ++..----.+++++.-------[--->+<]>- ++++.----------[-- ---.++++++ ++++. --[-->+++<]>-.[--->+<]>++.--[- : Anonymous 03/14/20(Sat)21:42:36 No.75092732 C# is like Java but without the suck, plus they're making it all functional like with F# features being backported recently

: Anonymous 03/14/20(Sat)21:41:03 No.75092727 +[--->++<]>+.+++[->++++<]>.--- ---->+<]>-.[--->+<]>------[->+++++ <]>.+[---->+<]>+++.---[->++++<]>.-- ----->+<]>-[->+++ <]>++.+++.[--->+<]>----.+.[---->+ <l>+++. --.+++++++++++,+++[->+++ -3- -->+++++++<J>.++.---.- 4 KB JPG <]>++.+++++++ -.++[--->++<]>,-- ->+<]>--.[->+++<]>++,++++++,---->+<]>-,+[- >+++<]>++.[--->+<]>-.+[->+++<]>,.+++++++- [++>---<]>+.-- >+++<]>.+[--->++++<]>-. ++..----.+++++.-------[--->+<]>- ++++.----------[-- ---.++++++ ++++. --[-->+++<]>-.[--->+<]>++.--[- : Anonymous 03/14/20(Sat)21:42:36 No.75092732 C# is like Java but without the suck, plus they're making it all functional like with F# features being backported recently

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For me, it's... | /r/4chan

Anonymous 03/14/20(Sat)15:52:30 No.130755842 130755890 130756045 >130756421 »i30757007 >>130757426 >130757603 >>130757832 >>130758957 >tfw my ex had a surprisingly good sense of humour and even found some of the more obscure memes from here funny >she thought "for me, it's hug me and go "for me, it's [anon]" was the cutest thing ever, and sometimes she'd i miss her bros

Anonymous 03/14/20(Sat)15:52:30 No.130755842 130755890 130756045 >130756421 »i30757007 >>130757426 >130757603 >>130757832 >>130758957 >tfw my ex had a surprisingly good sense of humour and even found some of the more obscure memes from here funny >she thought "for me, it's hug me and go "for me, it's [anon]" was the cutest thing ever, and sometimes she'd i miss her bros

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Anon self quarantines | /r/4chan

O Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)17:46:12 No.44292684 File: 1579144650344.png (240 KB, 414x425) >>44292697 i have a headache should i self quarantine? Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)17:47:52 No.44292697 >>44293525 >>44292684 You have that covered already weeb

O Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)17:46:12 No.44292684 File: 1579144650344.png (240 KB, 414x425) >>44292697 i have a headache should i self quarantine? Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)17:47:52 No.44292697 >>44293525 >>44292684 You have that covered already weeb

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Anon has hit rock bottom | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/10/20(Tue)15:24:10 No.57102731 >39 >had sex just once with a h----- 20 years ago and caught herpes >live with elderly mom >run out of food mom buys me halfway through week, would start stealing food from Safeway but have social anxiety so I just steal food from their dumpster when it's dark and no one can see me. >started s----- in diapers due to laziness >too socially awkward to ever purchase diapers or ask mom to buy them so my "diapers" are just Safeway bags I keep in my bed and I just lift my legs and let the turds slide in. I wrap the bag fully around the turds and then just stuff them between the mattress and wall. >My room probably smells like hell but I'm used to it >I wish I was dead >>57102780 # >>57102829 # >>57102886 # >>57102887 # >>57102897 # >>57104591 # >>57105094 # >>57105126 #

: Anonymous 03/10/20(Tue)15:24:10 No.57102731 >39 >had sex just once with a h----- 20 years ago and caught herpes >live with elderly mom >run out of food mom buys me halfway through week, would start stealing food from Safeway but have social anxiety so I just steal food from their dumpster when it's dark and no one can see me. >started s----- in diapers due to laziness >too socially awkward to ever purchase diapers or ask mom to buy them so my "diapers" are just Safeway bags I keep in my bed and I just lift my legs and let the turds slide in. I wrap the bag fully around the turds and then just stuff them between the mattress and wall. >My room probably smells like hell but I'm used to it >I wish I was dead >>57102780 # >>57102829 # >>57102886 # >>57102887 # >>57102897 # >>57104591 # >>57105094 # >>57105126 #

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Anon puzzled about some indian cure against coronavirus | /r/4chan

File: 1584266961589m.jpg (110 KB, 685x1024) O How can Indians be so smart and so stupid at the same time? Anonymous (ID: xb6RUrot ) E 03/15/20(Sun)12:21:41 No.248209091 Andy Ngo O >>248209507 >248210265 248210325 248210412 >>248210688 >>248210763 >>248210840 >>248211411 >>248212391 @MrAndyNgo They're doctors and engineers over here but back in India they frolic in s---? "If we all start taking a cow dung bath, we will attain immunity from the virus." O Anonymous (ID: (M4nILZi) I I 03/15/20(Sun)12:25:53 No.248209507 >>248209091 (OP) The ones smart enough run away from that literal s------- Some in Hiriyur, India believe that bathing in bovine feces will have healing qualities and provide protection from the coronavirus. nypost.com/video/cow-poop.. >> O Anonymous (ID: SipMOPpe) E 03/15/20(Sun)12:39:31 No.248210688 >>248209091 (OP) Imagine the smell >> O Anonymous (ID: DEPRQLOJ ) 03/15/20(Sun)12:40:16 No.248210763 >>248209091 (OP) Because you're forgetting that India is a subcontinent and the size of most of Europe. Like europe, there are multiple ethnicities and cultures in India mish mashed together by the British. Forgetting that, along with their caste system that might as well be called a eugenics programme has resulted in the contradictory view of street s------- gang rapists drinking cow piss to cure the flu on one hand, and tech geniuses and CEOS of MNCS on the other. Would you compare the Albanian or the Gypsy to the nord? >> O Anonymous (ID: eT32ihF3) [I 03/15/20(Sun)12:58:01 No.248212391 >>248209091 (OP) I can just imagine how this all started >Be pajeet >Go out one morning to feed the cobras >Rest by s----- river >Decide to have quick dip >All of sudden hear, "Hey! Arjuna! Did you see Parspitesh recently? You know what he is doing?" >"No. Parspitesh is scum, he steal from me and is a filthy chamar. What is he doing my dear friend Ajumal?" >"Arjuna! >Go by Parspitesh's humble abode >Dingy as ever >Smell of s--- more than usual 12:05 AM - 15 Mar 20 - Twitter for iPhone Parspitesh is in possession of ancient Ayurveda! It's easier for me to show you then to speak!" S"Hey! Parspitesh!" I'm in the back!" >Go around s------- >See Parspitesh bathing in literal s--- >"Parspitesh why on earth are you bathing in literal s---?" ask >"Because, my dear Arjuna, if we all take a cow dung bath, we attain immunity from the virus." >"This is Ayurvedic medicine?" >"Shut up and get in, the s--- is fine. Better than the Indus River!" >Some time after soaking in tub of s--- a thought crosses the mind Instead?" >"Parspitesh, instead of collecting dung from cow and fill tub, why not create the Western bathroom system to collect the s--- >"Shut up foolish Arjuna for you speak nonsense. The human s--- belongs on the streets." >"And cow s--- belongs in tub?" >"Precisely." >"Haha take that stupid Chino Viro. Stupid Xi. We outsmart you. We take literal s--- baths now."

File: 1584266961589m.jpg (110 KB, 685x1024) O How can Indians be so smart and so stupid at the same time? Anonymous (ID: xb6RUrot ) E 03/15/20(Sun)12:21:41 No.248209091 Andy Ngo O >>248209507 >248210265 248210325 248210412 >>248210688 >>248210763 >>248210840 >>248211411 >>248212391 @MrAndyNgo They're doctors and engineers over here but back in India they frolic in s---? "If we all start taking a cow dung bath, we will attain immunity from the virus." O Anonymous (ID: (M4nILZi) I I 03/15/20(Sun)12:25:53 No.248209507 >>248209091 (OP) The ones smart enough run away from that literal s------- Some in Hiriyur, India believe that bathing in bovine feces will have healing qualities and provide protection from the coronavirus. nypost.com/video/cow-poop.. >> O Anonymous (ID: SipMOPpe) E 03/15/20(Sun)12:39:31 No.248210688 >>248209091 (OP) Imagine the smell >> O Anonymous (ID: DEPRQLOJ ) 03/15/20(Sun)12:40:16 No.248210763 >>248209091 (OP) Because you're forgetting that India is a subcontinent and the size of most of Europe. Like europe, there are multiple ethnicities and cultures in India mish mashed together by the British. Forgetting that, along with their caste system that might as well be called a eugenics programme has resulted in the contradictory view of street s------- gang rapists drinking cow piss to cure the flu on one hand, and tech geniuses and CEOS of MNCS on the other. Would you compare the Albanian or the Gypsy to the nord? >> O Anonymous (ID: eT32ihF3) [I 03/15/20(Sun)12:58:01 No.248212391 >>248209091 (OP) I can just imagine how this all started >Be pajeet >Go out one morning to feed the cobras >Rest by s----- river >Decide to have quick dip >All of sudden hear, "Hey! Arjuna! Did you see Parspitesh recently? You know what he is doing?" >"No. Parspitesh is scum, he steal from me and is a filthy chamar. What is he doing my dear friend Ajumal?" >"Arjuna! >Go by Parspitesh's humble abode >Dingy as ever >Smell of s--- more than usual 12:05 AM - 15 Mar 20 - Twitter for iPhone Parspitesh is in possession of ancient Ayurveda! It's easier for me to show you then to speak!" S"Hey! Parspitesh!" I'm in the back!" >Go around s------- >See Parspitesh bathing in literal s--- >"Parspitesh why on earth are you bathing in literal s---?" ask >"Because, my dear Arjuna, if we all take a cow dung bath, we attain immunity from the virus." >"This is Ayurvedic medicine?" >"Shut up and get in, the s--- is fine. Better than the Indus River!" >Some time after soaking in tub of s--- a thought crosses the mind Instead?" >"Parspitesh, instead of collecting dung from cow and fill tub, why not create the Western bathroom system to collect the s--- >"Shut up foolish Arjuna for you speak nonsense. The human s--- belongs on the streets." >"And cow s--- belongs in tub?" >"Precisely." >"Haha take that stupid Chino Viro. Stupid Xi. We outsmart you. We take literal s--- baths now."

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Anon can’t go to the gym | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)01:23:51 No.54830057 DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR I CANNOT LIFT I CANNOT DIE 46 KB JPG TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE QUARANTINED HOME MY HOLDING CELL CORONA HAS TAKEN MY GYM TAKEN MY LIFTS TAKEN MY GAINS IT'S TAKEN MY ARMS TAKEN MY LEGS TAKEN MY BROS LEFT ME WITH LIFE AS DYEEEEEL

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)01:23:51 No.54830057 DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR I CANNOT LIFT I CANNOT DIE 46 KB JPG TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE QUARANTINED HOME MY HOLDING CELL CORONA HAS TAKEN MY GYM TAKEN MY LIFTS TAKEN MY GAINS IT'S TAKEN MY ARMS TAKEN MY LEGS TAKEN MY BROS LEFT ME WITH LIFE AS DYEEEEEL

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Hoarder anon becomes TP lord of the apocalypse | /r/4chan

O Anonymous (ID: XFLPI3G ) 03/14/20(Sat)19:20:31 No.248134953 > >>248135459 >>248136417 >>248124509 (OP) You people laugh now, but these guys will be the KINGSS of post-apocalyptic life. They thought ahead, they planned, and you didn't. Here's a quick scenario for you: >13 months from now, after corona has killed off 75% of the US >stores are empty, the dead just lay in the streets because no one will pick them up ran out of supplies weeks ago, have to s--- >local TP Czar has taken over the largest house and rules all the lands for miles >people pay fealty to the toilet paper Lord >tributes of food, medicine, and their own daughters and wives to appease him >you have nothing, but you still have needs. You hope the Lord will be merciful head out to his palace, surrounded by 24/7 armed guards >the guards strip you nearly naked, checking for anything of value they escort you to the "throne" room >there he sits, cool, calm, and collected. He has no issues emptying his bowels at any time >a throne of TP, adorned with canned food, bottled water, and naked women >you clench your cheeks and kneel before him >"Speak, peasant" he commands, his voice booming and healthy. You know he dropped logs off today >"P-please. My Lord.. I need a roll.. I don't have much to offer but I promise I will repay you somehow" you manage to squeak out >"Oh, I'm sure we'll find something for you to do." The TP Czar chuckles. His guards chuckle. His concubines chuckle. Your face stings and your stomach hurts >he picks up a small, half used roll of TP. Spits on it, then throws it on the ground before you. >"T-thank you your majesty. Thank you!" You say, scooping up the TP >"Do not forget the debt you now owe." The TP ruler says as you rush out of his palace. You feel as though you've just sold your soul, and that may be true, but at least you can go on living for a few more days

O Anonymous (ID: XFLPI3G ) 03/14/20(Sat)19:20:31 No.248134953 > >>248135459 >>248136417 >>248124509 (OP) You people laugh now, but these guys will be the KINGSS of post-apocalyptic life. They thought ahead, they planned, and you didn't. Here's a quick scenario for you: >13 months from now, after corona has killed off 75% of the US >stores are empty, the dead just lay in the streets because no one will pick them up ran out of supplies weeks ago, have to s--- >local TP Czar has taken over the largest house and rules all the lands for miles >people pay fealty to the toilet paper Lord >tributes of food, medicine, and their own daughters and wives to appease him >you have nothing, but you still have needs. You hope the Lord will be merciful head out to his palace, surrounded by 24/7 armed guards >the guards strip you nearly naked, checking for anything of value they escort you to the "throne" room >there he sits, cool, calm, and collected. He has no issues emptying his bowels at any time >a throne of TP, adorned with canned food, bottled water, and naked women >you clench your cheeks and kneel before him >"Speak, peasant" he commands, his voice booming and healthy. You know he dropped logs off today >"P-please. My Lord.. I need a roll.. I don't have much to offer but I promise I will repay you somehow" you manage to squeak out >"Oh, I'm sure we'll find something for you to do." The TP Czar chuckles. His guards chuckle. His concubines chuckle. Your face stings and your stomach hurts >he picks up a small, half used roll of TP. Spits on it, then throws it on the ground before you. >"T-thank you your majesty. Thank you!" You say, scooping up the TP >"Do not forget the debt you now owe." The TP ruler says as you rush out of his palace. You feel as though you've just sold your soul, and that may be true, but at least you can go on living for a few more days

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Anon asks a very important question and wants the sources | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 03/12/20(Thu)11:57:02 No.14877314 main-qimg-192d4e032f3eed856c0ab39f72611c34-c.jpg 21 KB JPG Is dabbing haram? Cite supporting BOOK quotes

: Anonymous 03/12/20(Thu)11:57:02 No.14877314 main-qimg-192d4e032f3eed856c0ab39f72611c34-c.jpg 21 KB JPG Is dabbing haram? Cite supporting BOOK quotes

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: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)17:41:02 No.822795057 >be me >bulked up and gained some fat in the winter >now do 20 mins of running >I have lots of irish and norse music 16 KB JPG >Always turn that on cause I imagine myself as a viking raiding Britain >Imagine I am holding an axe and a shield as a run >think I'm autist >at least I can do cardio easier

: Anonymous 03/15/20(Sun)17:41:02 No.822795057 >be me >bulked up and gained some fat in the winter >now do 20 mins of running >I have lots of irish and norse music 16 KB JPG >Always turn that on cause I imagine myself as a viking raiding Britain >Imagine I am holding an axe and a shield as a run >think I'm autist >at least I can do cardio easier

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