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: Anonymous 04/14/20(Tue)02:20:41 No.57640261 I just lost my virginity to a girl in my apartment by trading her two rolls of toilet paper for sex. If you aren't using this pandemic to get laid then you are doing it wrong. I have over 600 rolls of toilet paper and I am going to see how many hotties I can trade sex for toilet 52 KB JPG paper. 31 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

: Anonymous 04/14/20(Tue)02:20:41 No.57640261 I just lost my virginity to a girl in my apartment by trading her two rolls of toilet paper for sex. If you aren't using this pandemic to get laid then you are doing it wrong. I have over 600 rolls of toilet paper and I am going to see how many hotties I can trade sex for toilet 52 KB JPG paper. 31 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon has PS5 | /r/4chan

Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)17:41:31 No.503327593 >crank up crysis 4 on my PS5 >strap into my chair >the rear fans speed up to render the menu >sparks start flying out the back >uh oh I guess it needs to go into overdrive for the real game >the two turbines on the side spin up, I turn the volume up on my turtle bitches to compensate >mom walks in with my onions drink >cant hear her over the deafening fans >she walks to close to the PS and it catches her legs on fire

Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)17:41:31 No.503327593 >crank up crysis 4 on my PS5 >strap into my chair >the rear fans speed up to render the menu >sparks start flying out the back >uh oh I guess it needs to go into overdrive for the real game >the two turbines on the side spin up, I turn the volume up on my turtle bitches to compensate >mom walks in with my onions drink >cant hear her over the deafening fans >she walks to close to the PS and it catches her legs on fire

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Anon is curious. | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: Xmhnt2xy) [-1 04/13/20(Mon)21:46:00 No.253325532 Generation Z = Zoomers Generation C = ??? >>253325623 # >>253325663 # >>253325906 #

: Anonymous (ID: Xmhnt2xy) [-1 04/13/20(Mon)21:46:00 No.253325532 Generation Z = Zoomers Generation C = ??? >>253325623 # >>253325663 # >>253325906 #

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Anon does lifting | /r/4chan

Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)12:31:25 No.55149448 [Reply] >Uncle came over today with his wife >Was in the backyard squatting >130kg >Heard laughing >On my rest hear him talking b------- >"Thats prob 50kg hahaha, nothing for me hahaha" >Turn around and tell him to man up or shut the f--- up >Squat it big mouth >Runs outside >"I'll show you" >Un-racks it >Legs shaking, arms shaking >upper back shaking >lowers the bar >gets stuck half way >starts yelling >folds like an ironing board >Ambulance had to come am i really to blame?

Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)12:31:25 No.55149448 [Reply] >Uncle came over today with his wife >Was in the backyard squatting >130kg >Heard laughing >On my rest hear him talking b------- >"Thats prob 50kg hahaha, nothing for me hahaha" >Turn around and tell him to man up or shut the f--- up >Squat it big mouth >Runs outside >"I'll show you" >Un-racks it >Legs shaking, arms shaking >upper back shaking >lowers the bar >gets stuck half way >starts yelling >folds like an ironing board >Ambulance had to come am i really to blame?

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$: Anonymous 10/01/19(Tue)15:22:20 No.810858583 A black, buffed up, testerone fueled alpha male with a strong MMA background french-kisses your girlfriend\wife infront of you and calls you a h----|W------|camel jokey|chink etc depending on your ethenecity, wwydo? 62 KB JPG 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/01/19(Tue)17:00:18 No.810864145 >>810858583 (OP) # Immediately post a thread asking for advice from /b$

$: Anonymous 10/01/19(Tue)15:22:20 No.810858583 A black, buffed up, testerone fueled alpha male with a strong MMA background french-kisses your girlfriend\wife infront of you and calls you a h----|W------|camel jokey|chink etc depending on your ethenecity, wwydo? 62 KB JPG 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/01/19(Tue)17:00:18 No.810864145 >>810858583 (OP) # Immediately post a thread asking for advice from /b$

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/fit/ takes an autism test | /r/4chan

AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)14:20:13 No.55147053 >>55147006 And each one sells his resource to each other, free market bitch O Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)01:18:44 No.55154018 ► >>55147433 based and kleinpilled O Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)15:20:12 No.55160901 ► >>55147433 you solved the problem but didnt pass the autism test U Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)12:50:32 No.55159775 ► >>55147433 Based Klein bottle Topologist O Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)15:26:28 No.55147631 ► >>55147433 Based wormhole engineer U Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:36:39 No.55148274 File: 1585261363527.jpg (61 KB, 666x632) >>55147433 Undeniably f------ based and absolutely redpilled. Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:44:41 No.55148339 >>55147433 The Chad Klein Bottle. OAnonymous 04/12/20(Sun)20:58:37 No.55151216 -55152292 le: 1583558629632.jpg (714 KB, 1080x1350) >>55147433 All these brainlets laughing at the only valid solution that takes into consideration Euler's formula. U Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)22:59:11 No.55152608 ► >>55147433 Autism wins again AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! гI in! .1. Fllıkl ロードーコロー JD.Lliu AUTISM TEST Ihila. la- Splce Supphall three ith waler, eketricityand gas nitinternsing Jny lias Иси rulsll Hart, batpostle

AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)14:20:13 No.55147053 >>55147006 And each one sells his resource to each other, free market bitch O Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)01:18:44 No.55154018 ► >>55147433 based and kleinpilled O Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)15:20:12 No.55160901 ► >>55147433 you solved the problem but didnt pass the autism test U Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)12:50:32 No.55159775 ► >>55147433 Based Klein bottle Topologist O Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)15:26:28 No.55147631 ► >>55147433 Based wormhole engineer U Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:36:39 No.55148274 File: 1585261363527.jpg (61 KB, 666x632) >>55147433 Undeniably f------ based and absolutely redpilled. Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:44:41 No.55148339 >>55147433 The Chad Klein Bottle. OAnonymous 04/12/20(Sun)20:58:37 No.55151216 -55152292 le: 1583558629632.jpg (714 KB, 1080x1350) >>55147433 All these brainlets laughing at the only valid solution that takes into consideration Euler's formula. U Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)22:59:11 No.55152608 ► >>55147433 Autism wins again AUTISM TEST Supply all three houses with water, electricity and gas without crossing any lines. Hard, but possible! гI in! .1. Fllıkl ロードーコロー JD.Lliu AUTISM TEST Ihila. la- Splce Supphall three ith waler, eketricityand gas nitinternsing Jny lias Иси rulsll Hart, batpostle

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Jews did 911 confirmed | /r/4chan

No Service ? 19:37 O 17% boards.4chan.org : Anonymous (ID: 1AArv9Ti ) Ea 100% PROOF THE JEWS DID 9/11 04/13/20(Mon)14:35:19 No.253275162 >it all started in a galaxy far far away. >George Lucas juden confirmed. >best friend Steven Spielberg >berg >confirmed juden. 132 KB JPG Ok now let's get into the juicy stuff. The first star wars film. >about a young boy living on a s--- desert planet >full off illegal alien sub humans >inhabited by sand ni.. >l mean sand people >gets converted by a religious jihad That fought against the Russian federation. >uh no I mean "droid federation" >gets told by a magical space wizard he has to fly a plane into a super structure. >Twice >kills thousands of innocent human beings with his illegal alien subhuman friends 100% percent confirmed proof the Jew did 9/11. : Anonymous (ID: FQbt2UOh)E 04/13/20(Mon)14:44:24 No.253276032

No Service ? 19:37 O 17% boards.4chan.org : Anonymous (ID: 1AArv9Ti ) Ea 100% PROOF THE JEWS DID 9/11 04/13/20(Mon)14:35:19 No.253275162 >it all started in a galaxy far far away. >George Lucas juden confirmed. >best friend Steven Spielberg >berg >confirmed juden. 132 KB JPG Ok now let's get into the juicy stuff. The first star wars film. >about a young boy living on a s--- desert planet >full off illegal alien sub humans >inhabited by sand ni.. >l mean sand people >gets converted by a religious jihad That fought against the Russian federation. >uh no I mean "droid federation" >gets told by a magical space wizard he has to fly a plane into a super structure. >Twice >kills thousands of innocent human beings with his illegal alien subhuman friends 100% percent confirmed proof the Jew did 9/11. : Anonymous (ID: FQbt2UOh)E 04/13/20(Mon)14:44:24 No.253276032

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Anon’s a whipped SIMP | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)14:22:55 No.825192206 i used to sleep with my roommate. she ended up getting a boyfriend and we stopped, and he is the worst. Let me tell you about your country he wont reply if you talk to him, he has a super negative aura and is just all around a terrible guy. Now she is coming home after being with family for a long time under COVID drama and is now saying she is going to be locked up in my apartment just her and me for two weeks, which is f------ ridiculous and I hate her for it. And the reason is she wants her retard BF to be locked up with us. I just told her to go f--- herself cause that is not happening, but I think they might ignore me and he 334 KB JPG might come over anyhow. Any suggestions if he comes over? She pays rent so dealing with her is out of the picture. Anonymous

: Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)14:22:55 No.825192206 i used to sleep with my roommate. she ended up getting a boyfriend and we stopped, and he is the worst. Let me tell you about your country he wont reply if you talk to him, he has a super negative aura and is just all around a terrible guy. Now she is coming home after being with family for a long time under COVID drama and is now saying she is going to be locked up in my apartment just her and me for two weeks, which is f------ ridiculous and I hate her for it. And the reason is she wants her retard BF to be locked up with us. I just told her to go f--- herself cause that is not happening, but I think they might ignore me and he 334 KB JPG might come over anyhow. Any suggestions if he comes over? She pays rent so dealing with her is out of the picture. Anonymous

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Anon calls /pol/ racist | /r/4chan

O Anonymous (ID: OKHL3X06) +04/11/20(Sat)19:03:45 No.253004967 >>253005406 >>253005650 >>253006459 >>253017498 >>253046716 >>253004629 The average African American IQ is 85, not 80. You racist p------------.

O Anonymous (ID: OKHL3X06) +04/11/20(Sat)19:03:45 No.253004967 >>253005406 >>253005650 >>253006459 >>253017498 >>253046716 >>253004629 The average African American IQ is 85, not 80. You racist p------------.

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/g/ on mechanical engineering | /r/4chan

File: images - 2020-04-13T162151.149.jpg (62 KB, 842x364) O Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)05:22:25 No.75430567 AUTODESK INVENTOR 2020.2 >>75430571 >75430658 >>75430667 >>75430858 75432232 >>75433129 Is there free software for engineering? O Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)05:22:53 No.75430571 >75430635 75434054 >>75430567 (OP) Mechanical engineers aren't engineers they are glorified lab techs Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)11:18:51 No.75434054 >>75420571 Unfortunately this. I used to be afraid of mechanical engineering and cad at uni because o thought it was heavy computations about optimal material properties and complex mesh and finite element method simulations. At work the ones we have are lead by a Boomer who's like "let's add 3mm here, put a hole here to reduce weight" and doesn't give a s--- about alloys except if they rust or not. And the Boomer is extra smug, always lecturing about how we need to design fast and about how there's no time for complex designs as an excuse to produce trash. His current design is a cluster f--- where you have to disassemble the whole thing to access a piece that keeps breaking and have inaccessible screw getting loose.

File: images - 2020-04-13T162151.149.jpg (62 KB, 842x364) O Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)05:22:25 No.75430567 AUTODESK INVENTOR 2020.2 >>75430571 >75430658 >>75430667 >>75430858 75432232 >>75433129 Is there free software for engineering? O Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)05:22:53 No.75430571 >75430635 75434054 >>75430567 (OP) Mechanical engineers aren't engineers they are glorified lab techs Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)11:18:51 No.75434054 >>75420571 Unfortunately this. I used to be afraid of mechanical engineering and cad at uni because o thought it was heavy computations about optimal material properties and complex mesh and finite element method simulations. At work the ones we have are lead by a Boomer who's like "let's add 3mm here, put a hole here to reduce weight" and doesn't give a s--- about alloys except if they rust or not. And the Boomer is extra smug, always lecturing about how we need to design fast and about how there's no time for complex designs as an excuse to produce trash. His current design is a cluster f--- where you have to disassemble the whole thing to access a piece that keeps breaking and have inaccessible screw getting loose.

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Anon watches Star Wars | /r/4chan

File: asdfasdfasdfasfdsafd.jpg (209 KB, 575x960) O Regular 4chan visits f----- me up Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)17:30:44 No.57627533 > >>57627755 >>57627837 >>57627887 >>57627897 i f----- up ever since christmas last year, i religiously visited /b/ and /r9k/ to read the daily i----- threads and jacking to them. my cousin visited us this eastern weekend and we had a very friendly relationship, since we grew up together practically. but this time around my condition can only be described as horny as f---. because of this virus s--- there weren't not a lot to do outside. we spent the weekend visiting nearby parks and had a good time walking around the beach. after lunch today we had nothing to do so i pirated rise of skywalker and we watched it together in my room. we were sitting on my giant beanbag chair and i was not paying attention to the movie at all. in my mind i was horny as f--- and was preoccupied on thinking how to get it on with her. she was paying attention to the movie since she didn't get the chance to watch it when it came out. we were cuddling, nothing sexual just like friends, and when the movie's at that part where rey kissed kylo (spoiler alert), she was giggling and in my mind that was my moment. so i went for it, our lips touched then i felt her lips after a short moment immediately shut off and tensed up. she pushed me off so hard i rolled off the chair. she then immediately ran to the door and for some reason,, i thought let's give it another go, so i pinned her against the door and tried to kiss her again. her lips never relaxed and she pushed me off again. she then started to spew out strings of curse words, which i have never really seen her ever, she is always very polite and never curse. at the end of all the cursing and wtfing, i just stood there awkwardly and realized h-------- she is going to tell my parents and her parents. she told me not to go near her before she leaves tomorrow morning and ran down stairs. we are going to have dinner in an hour. i guess the lesson here is that i----- doesn't happen in real life and i have a serious porm problem. File: ffffffuck.jpg (195 KB, 575x960) O asian value saved me Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)20:40:24 No.57629794 >>57629814 >>57629924 >>57630063 >57630341 >>57630405 >>57630445 >>57630446 >>57630463 >>57630833 >>57630840 >>57631522 >>57631713 >>57631861 >>57631894 >>57631993 >>57632032 >>57632092 >>57632151 >>57633294 >>57633818 my mom is crying, my uncle is trying to beat me up and my dad tried to join, spared a beating only because my aunt stopped them both they are rage eating and i am hiding in my room, my cousin is not having dinner. not going to jail cause even though both my dad and his brother want to break my limbs, "we are still family". i can hear yelling downstairs and my cousin's family is leaving right after dinner instead of the original plan of leaving tomorrow morning. so yeah... not sure where to go from here. they are having dumplings, i hope there are left overs. she's 22 btw, she looks tiny because asian, so for you people that think i am p--- O Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)17:48:45 No.57627755 ► File: kek.jpg (3 KB, 139x117) >>57627533 (OP) Holy f--- anon, I'm glad I'm not you. You are so screwed, expect to do a lot of hard time. O Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)17:54:20 No.57627837 ► >>57627867 >>57627896 File: 1567432412967.jpg (38 KB, 362x346) >>57627533 (OP) So, the Star Wars movie was so bad, you tried to r--- your own cousin?

File: asdfasdfasdfasfdsafd.jpg (209 KB, 575x960) O Regular 4chan visits f----- me up Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)17:30:44 No.57627533 > >>57627755 >>57627837 >>57627887 >>57627897 i f----- up ever since christmas last year, i religiously visited /b/ and /r9k/ to read the daily i----- threads and jacking to them. my cousin visited us this eastern weekend and we had a very friendly relationship, since we grew up together practically. but this time around my condition can only be described as horny as f---. because of this virus s--- there weren't not a lot to do outside. we spent the weekend visiting nearby parks and had a good time walking around the beach. after lunch today we had nothing to do so i pirated rise of skywalker and we watched it together in my room. we were sitting on my giant beanbag chair and i was not paying attention to the movie at all. in my mind i was horny as f--- and was preoccupied on thinking how to get it on with her. she was paying attention to the movie since she didn't get the chance to watch it when it came out. we were cuddling, nothing sexual just like friends, and when the movie's at that part where rey kissed kylo (spoiler alert), she was giggling and in my mind that was my moment. so i went for it, our lips touched then i felt her lips after a short moment immediately shut off and tensed up. she pushed me off so hard i rolled off the chair. she then immediately ran to the door and for some reason,, i thought let's give it another go, so i pinned her against the door and tried to kiss her again. her lips never relaxed and she pushed me off again. she then started to spew out strings of curse words, which i have never really seen her ever, she is always very polite and never curse. at the end of all the cursing and wtfing, i just stood there awkwardly and realized h-------- she is going to tell my parents and her parents. she told me not to go near her before she leaves tomorrow morning and ran down stairs. we are going to have dinner in an hour. i guess the lesson here is that i----- doesn't happen in real life and i have a serious porm problem. File: ffffffuck.jpg (195 KB, 575x960) O asian value saved me Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)20:40:24 No.57629794 >>57629814 >>57629924 >>57630063 >57630341 >>57630405 >>57630445 >>57630446 >>57630463 >>57630833 >>57630840 >>57631522 >>57631713 >>57631861 >>57631894 >>57631993 >>57632032 >>57632092 >>57632151 >>57633294 >>57633818 my mom is crying, my uncle is trying to beat me up and my dad tried to join, spared a beating only because my aunt stopped them both they are rage eating and i am hiding in my room, my cousin is not having dinner. not going to jail cause even though both my dad and his brother want to break my limbs, "we are still family". i can hear yelling downstairs and my cousin's family is leaving right after dinner instead of the original plan of leaving tomorrow morning. so yeah... not sure where to go from here. they are having dumplings, i hope there are left overs. she's 22 btw, she looks tiny because asian, so for you people that think i am p--- O Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)17:48:45 No.57627755 ► File: kek.jpg (3 KB, 139x117) >>57627533 (OP) Holy f--- anon, I'm glad I'm not you. You are so screwed, expect to do a lot of hard time. O Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)17:54:20 No.57627837 ► >>57627867 >>57627896 File: 1567432412967.jpg (38 KB, 362x346) >>57627533 (OP) So, the Star Wars movie was so bad, you tried to r--- your own cousin?

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Anon finds a way to kill Coronavirus | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: 4ovrVulB ) [•] I just killed a corona (srs) 04/12/20(Sun)22:27:46 No.253218461 >felt the thing on the hands >clapped the hands together really hard (loud) >then rubbed the hands together really fast to create friction and heat (science) >confirmed with a microscope that 147 KB JPG it was died (confirmed) >brb >just ate food with un washen hands >still no symptpoms >mfw

: Anonymous (ID: 4ovrVulB ) [•] I just killed a corona (srs) 04/12/20(Sun)22:27:46 No.253218461 >felt the thing on the hands >clapped the hands together really hard (loud) >then rubbed the hands together really fast to create friction and heat (science) >confirmed with a microscope that 147 KB JPG it was died (confirmed) >brb >just ate food with un washen hands >still no symptpoms >mfw

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: Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)09:12:24 No.825191660 /b/ how do i get rid of a yeast infection in my ass crack? every night it is sweating and itches and around my balls too FOR 3 MONTHS How can i get rid of this with natural 47 KB JPG remedies >inb4 s--- and c-- or something that will peel my skin : Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)09:13:06 No.825191704 >>825191660 (OP) # add flour, eggs, milk, and bake at 350(F) for 30 minutes. >>825193027 #

: Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)09:12:24 No.825191660 /b/ how do i get rid of a yeast infection in my ass crack? every night it is sweating and itches and around my balls too FOR 3 MONTHS How can i get rid of this with natural 47 KB JPG remedies >inb4 s--- and c-- or something that will peel my skin : Anonymous 04/13/20(Mon)09:13:06 No.825191704 >>825191660 (OP) # add flour, eggs, milk, and bake at 350(F) for 30 minutes. >>825193027 #

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Anon redpills himself into faggotry | /r/4chan

Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)12:22:34 No.15080465 >>15080622 >>15080641 >>15081056 >>15081174 >>15081372 >>15081381 >>15081393 >>15082654 >>15083493 >>15083611 >>15085181 >>15086370 >>15086512 >>15086757 To purge my life from the destructive influence of femininity Im trying to turn myself gay, but no matter how much I try I cant acquire a strong sexual desire for the male body like I do for women. How can I build an appetite for the masculine form?

Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)12:22:34 No.15080465 >>15080622 >>15080641 >>15081056 >>15081174 >>15081372 >>15081381 >>15081393 >>15082654 >>15083493 >>15083611 >>15085181 >>15086370 >>15086512 >>15086757 To purge my life from the destructive influence of femininity Im trying to turn myself gay, but no matter how much I try I cant acquire a strong sexual desire for the male body like I do for women. How can I build an appetite for the masculine form?

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