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![: Anonymous (ID: 5RMXIUPL) E 04/20/20(Mon)19:20:38 No.254374306 983493643434.jpg 638 KB JPG >Come join us my son >>254374523 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/838/018/2e3.jpg)
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Anon likes five guys | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:28:22 No.825788257 You have 10 god damn seconds to name a better burger joint than FIVE GUYS. 307 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:29:45 No.825788319 >>825788257 (OP) # I've never been to five guys : Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:31:44 No.825788454 I went to a five guys and there was 7 people working and 3 of them were f------ women >>825789531 # >>825789884 # >>825794449 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/901/cd0.jpg)
![: Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:28:22 No.825788257 You have 10 god damn seconds to name a better burger joint than FIVE GUYS. 307 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:29:45 No.825788319 >>825788257 (OP) # I've never been to five guys : Anonymous 04/21/20(Tue)13:31:44 No.825788454 I went to a five guys and there was 7 people working and 3 of them were f------ women >>825789531 # >>825789884 # >>825794449 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/901/cd0.jpg)
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There was an attempt to do a report | /r/4chan
![Anonymous | 825767085 7 hr ago naCHwwwAItan.orp Hello /b/. 4chan I'm doing a school report on various popular website on the internet (reddit, YouTube, etc.) and why they define my generation. So, what's the best thing about 4chan. anne can tmmnt and tvideogme m w shutterstoc.com 1460611616 20.0 kB JPG 54 REPLIES 83 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 825767167 7 hr ago kill yourself 1.0 MB PNG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/810/a42.jpg)
![Anonymous | 825767085 7 hr ago naCHwwwAItan.orp Hello /b/. 4chan I'm doing a school report on various popular website on the internet (reddit, YouTube, etc.) and why they define my generation. So, what's the best thing about 4chan. anne can tmmnt and tvideogme m w shutterstoc.com 1460611616 20.0 kB JPG 54 REPLIES 83 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 825767167 7 hr ago kill yourself 1.0 MB PNG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/810/a42.jpg)
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/biz/ on suicide watch | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: pAzx4cKI ) 04/20/20(Mon)14:17:01 No.18581831 11.jpg 40 KB JPG OOPS I JUST DROPPED MY CUP OF CHOCCY MILK. THAT WAS WORTH 1,000,000,000,000,000 BARRELS OF OIL >>18581862 # : Anonymous (ID: j/ekBsdh ) 04/20/20(Mon)14:17:14 No.18581840 I am financially ruined](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/809/f73.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: pAzx4cKI ) 04/20/20(Mon)14:17:01 No.18581831 11.jpg 40 KB JPG OOPS I JUST DROPPED MY CUP OF CHOCCY MILK. THAT WAS WORTH 1,000,000,000,000,000 BARRELS OF OIL >>18581862 # : Anonymous (ID: j/ekBsdh ) 04/20/20(Mon)14:17:14 No.18581840 I am financially ruined](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/809/f73.jpg)
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Kim is brain dead | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: WF3LSPHX) 04/21/20(Tue)14:12:22 No.254373177 Katy Tur O @KatyTurNBC North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is brain dead, according to two US officials. He recently had cardiac surgery and slipped into a coma, according to one US current and one former US official. @NBCNews confirms and adds to CNN scoop from me, @ckubeNBC @carolelee 10:07 PM · Apr 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 842 Retweets 727 Likes BRAINDEAD.jpg 119 KB JPG OH F--- THEY'RE SAYING HE'S BRAINDEAD NOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK YOU WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME GLOWNIGGERS I REALLY LIKED FAT BOY : Anonymous (ID: TDXcxWL7 ) - 04/21/20(Tue)14:53:31 No.254378621 >>254373177 (OP) # What will happen to the surgeon who messed this up? >>254379013 # >>254379841 # >>254380993 # >>254383320 # >>254383439 # : Anonymous (ID: y755BRma 04/21/20(Tue)15:02:49 No.254379841 >>254378621 # In North Korea. Heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Dear Leader need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Dear Leader die! Party very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Dear Leader on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! >>254380699 # >>254381949 # >>254385576 # >>254386912 # >>254388095 # >>254389633 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/808/45d.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: WF3LSPHX) 04/21/20(Tue)14:12:22 No.254373177 Katy Tur O @KatyTurNBC North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is brain dead, according to two US officials. He recently had cardiac surgery and slipped into a coma, according to one US current and one former US official. @NBCNews confirms and adds to CNN scoop from me, @ckubeNBC @carolelee 10:07 PM · Apr 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 842 Retweets 727 Likes BRAINDEAD.jpg 119 KB JPG OH F--- THEY'RE SAYING HE'S BRAINDEAD NOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK YOU WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME GLOWNIGGERS I REALLY LIKED FAT BOY : Anonymous (ID: TDXcxWL7 ) - 04/21/20(Tue)14:53:31 No.254378621 >>254373177 (OP) # What will happen to the surgeon who messed this up? >>254379013 # >>254379841 # >>254380993 # >>254383320 # >>254383439 # : Anonymous (ID: y755BRma 04/21/20(Tue)15:02:49 No.254379841 >>254378621 # In North Korea. Heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Dear Leader need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Dear Leader die! Party very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Dear Leader on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! >>254380699 # >>254381949 # >>254385576 # >>254386912 # >>254388095 # >>254389633 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/808/45d.jpg)
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Let the barrels hit the floor | /r/4chan
![O Anonymous (ID: EVM/DOI ) 04/20/20(M CRUDE OIL 5/20 CL/K20 -8.61 26.88 1 One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now CHUDE OIL 8.61 26.88 147 13 FOX CRUDE OIL PRICE TURNS NEGATIVE CLIVE Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/765/897.jpg)
![O Anonymous (ID: EVM/DOI ) 04/20/20(M CRUDE OIL 5/20 CL/K20 -8.61 26.88 1 One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me One, something's got to give Two, something's got to give Three, something's got to give now CHUDE OIL 8.61 26.88 147 13 FOX CRUDE OIL PRICE TURNS NEGATIVE CLIVE Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor Let the barrels hit the floor](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/765/897.jpg)
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Alleged Former Red Team Planner Breaks Down Civil War 2
![Strelok 09/07/15 (Mon) 06:54:36 ID: 17d572 No.207303 >>207304 >207368 >>196367 (OP) I am weeping. Weeping with laughter. Former red team planner for the government here. FYI these are the threads they monitor the most. If there /was/ a revolution in the US the rest of theworld would get involved fast. And depending on the type of uprising, there is a large chance that it would not be a quick affair. It would be brutal, it would be bloody and the US Government and it could start a global scale war. Here are the top ten issues that came up in red gaming 1. The US powergrid could be taken down by a series of "surgical strikes" with the exception of the texas grid. By surgical strikes, a few marksmen (IE US army tier Marksmen- the min requirement) hitting certain spots on the grid would f--- a lot of the military and government because they need the grid more than bubba and friends do. Additionally, while ALL government agencies have backup generators- they will be hard pressed dealing with the resultant looting and other madness that would come with power outages. This would effectively create another front for the military. It would also turn the people against the government quicker and paralyze the government's propaganda machine. Worse still- the key points of the US powergrid are public obtainable information and not only are the points too many to be effectively guarded- they are not guarded anyways. This was always the number 1 issue. 2. An estimated desertion rate in case of a civil war is 75% in the case of a left wing president. 50% of that would be assumed to immediately betray the president. The army would be fighting it's own. Yet another front created in this war. Additionally, there is an assumed 25-50% desertion or outright betrayal rate in three letter government agencies. Additionally there is also an assumed 5% of the 50% betrayers would stay in their job and become sabateurs. Additionally 10% of that 50% would contain key information that would be of critical danger to the US government. Of that 10%, 1% would be able to deliever that information to the US's foreign enemies. What you should get from this is that the second the US declares war on it's own- is the second it ceases to exist as the state we know it. 3. "tbaggers" and "right-wing extremists" and "oathkeepers" which are considered untrained racists who arent "good with a gun" often are a) veterans who now have more time to have fun at the range, sometimes more than some army units or marine units. In addition to previous military training b) often camp and do other outdoor activites, more than many in the military do as the focus has gone away from field exericisec and c) often have better equipment outside of armor and heavy weapons than the military. However c) is kind of irrelevant because many of the places these people could hide would make the kind of war the US fights with the equipment they use pointless. 4. Outside influence is a huge f------ problem. Russia has already stated they would back any texas seperation movement, and right now we already have enough problem keeping radical islam in check. The second the US has to fight in a "Civil War" is the second it becomes a proxy war between NATO and whoever wants to f--- with america. While America has amazing nuclear defence and air defence- if it comes to a civil war you have to assume that in a best cast scenario the US military is going to be operating at 75% at best. S--- would go down. Hard. And fast. And if Russia, spoiler alert one of the best militaries in the world at fighting in an urban environment, sent f------ trainers and helpers to rebels- you can reliably bet that they would also possibly deliver weapons to the rebels. So instead of fighting "Timmy TeaBagger" you are fighting "Timmy TeaBagger who is buddies with Vlad." 5.>>197058 Based Russia bro has stated the number one reason why a 'civil war' is not just the US versus the rebels. There will be looting. There will be rioting. Cities will burn. The national guard cannot fight both the rebelions and rioters in a city that would also kill off their supplies. Additionally if you don't think that the rebels will send in instigators into the cities or worse stand alone actors (A Lone Wolf on steroids. Think Timothy McVeigh but instead of one van they have a whole god damn fleet of them. A good movie example would be Bane) would be god damn mistaken. Additionally, if the US government cannot even help it's own people, why would it's own people support it's military. Worse yet, if someone 1/2 Strelok 09/07/15 (Mon) 06:55:02 ID: 17d572 No.207304 >>207368 >>207303 emptied out prisons (There are a FUCKTON of prisoners in the us, about the size of oh- I dunno THE ENTIRE CHINESE ARMY) you would have more crime than the police could ever handle. 6. Logistics and infrastructure in the US are crumbling and failing. Any war fought against a rebellion in the US would be a logistical nightmare even before the rebels started going full Al-Qaida and putting IEDS in the road. A f------ retired general who was contracting with us on the team said "the only thing holding together the US's interstructure is basically duct tape and the will of the department of transporation. Ănd often enough there isn't enough ductape." Your most loyal cities to the UŠ government, as we polled, are also the most logistically easy to cut off. NYC? SF? LA? DC? Baltimore? Most of them require crossing water to get into from certain directions. Most of them have critical air ports. Some of them have critical ocean ports. If anything happened to just TWO of the cities on the list it would create a logistical clusterfuck. 7. Your "Johnny Reb" and "Timmy TeaBagger" states/ red states all have something most of your "oh so progressive" "Aren't we so european" "oh my god we are just like sweden" blue states are for the most part consumer states and not producer states. Urban areas don't have farms. The second s--- goes down- realize a lot of those blue areas are likely to starve. In a civil war scenario we predicted that at least 10,000 people would die of starvation if the war was not finished in a year. The numbers get worse after that. 8. The US has way too many choke points, and the government forces would often be on the wrong side of them. This ties into the logistical nightmare- but it also has to do with an odd phenomena. Liberals like to live near the ocean. Many of the dividers of the country, like the rocky mountains, the Mississippi River, Appalacia, The Missouri River (Fun fact: the bigggest choke point for the US Government is in Missouri) are red state areas. Sure Air travel is a thing, but a majority of the US government's needs would have to travel by ground and even still many of the major airports are outside of the city. Of course the US would use military base air fields, but if civil war did break out- which bases would be safe? Which ones would have fallen to traitors? 9. PR Nightmare. Every rebel killed on CNN would be spun as "The US government killed X Civilians today in a strike." on RT. That is- as it was pointed out earlier- if the US media could even function in a civil war or an uprising. Your "Rebel Scum" know that the main thing that holds together the US, nay life in the US as we know it is the 24 hour news cycle and the media. The second it's gone you are going to have urban anarchy. If you are from America, can you imagine a day without TV, Newspaper or Internet? Your average urban youth can't and if you don't think that isn't going to cause rioting you must have a real high regard for how much restraint they have. Assume that in a civil war- that your ability to talk to the people is compromised. Also assume that in the case of a civil war- that rebels may know how to monitor conversations like the US does- as there are manuals online on how to do so. 10. This one is either one or ten, depending on who is asked. The US will never nuke it's own. The Second it does they have lost the civil war and other countries come to "liberate" the US from it's own "repressive regime." Additionally, if anny general, minuteman, nuke tech, or Nuke sub captain, decided to side with the rebellion is the second the US government is SO. tl;dr The second that a "civilian uprising" or "extremist group terrorist attack" turns into "Civil War" is the second the US loses. As a result you will never see a "Civil War". You will see Waco, you will see Bundy Ranch, you will see all sorts of militant group confrontations and maybe even some skirmishes, but the US government fears it's own people way the f--- too much to ever start a civil war.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/689/5a3.png)
![Strelok 09/07/15 (Mon) 06:54:36 ID: 17d572 No.207303 >>207304 >207368 >>196367 (OP) I am weeping. Weeping with laughter. Former red team planner for the government here. FYI these are the threads they monitor the most. If there /was/ a revolution in the US the rest of theworld would get involved fast. And depending on the type of uprising, there is a large chance that it would not be a quick affair. It would be brutal, it would be bloody and the US Government and it could start a global scale war. Here are the top ten issues that came up in red gaming 1. The US powergrid could be taken down by a series of "surgical strikes" with the exception of the texas grid. By surgical strikes, a few marksmen (IE US army tier Marksmen- the min requirement) hitting certain spots on the grid would f--- a lot of the military and government because they need the grid more than bubba and friends do. Additionally, while ALL government agencies have backup generators- they will be hard pressed dealing with the resultant looting and other madness that would come with power outages. This would effectively create another front for the military. It would also turn the people against the government quicker and paralyze the government's propaganda machine. Worse still- the key points of the US powergrid are public obtainable information and not only are the points too many to be effectively guarded- they are not guarded anyways. This was always the number 1 issue. 2. An estimated desertion rate in case of a civil war is 75% in the case of a left wing president. 50% of that would be assumed to immediately betray the president. The army would be fighting it's own. Yet another front created in this war. Additionally, there is an assumed 25-50% desertion or outright betrayal rate in three letter government agencies. Additionally there is also an assumed 5% of the 50% betrayers would stay in their job and become sabateurs. Additionally 10% of that 50% would contain key information that would be of critical danger to the US government. Of that 10%, 1% would be able to deliever that information to the US's foreign enemies. What you should get from this is that the second the US declares war on it's own- is the second it ceases to exist as the state we know it. 3. "tbaggers" and "right-wing extremists" and "oathkeepers" which are considered untrained racists who arent "good with a gun" often are a) veterans who now have more time to have fun at the range, sometimes more than some army units or marine units. In addition to previous military training b) often camp and do other outdoor activites, more than many in the military do as the focus has gone away from field exericisec and c) often have better equipment outside of armor and heavy weapons than the military. However c) is kind of irrelevant because many of the places these people could hide would make the kind of war the US fights with the equipment they use pointless. 4. Outside influence is a huge f------ problem. Russia has already stated they would back any texas seperation movement, and right now we already have enough problem keeping radical islam in check. The second the US has to fight in a "Civil War" is the second it becomes a proxy war between NATO and whoever wants to f--- with america. While America has amazing nuclear defence and air defence- if it comes to a civil war you have to assume that in a best cast scenario the US military is going to be operating at 75% at best. S--- would go down. Hard. And fast. And if Russia, spoiler alert one of the best militaries in the world at fighting in an urban environment, sent f------ trainers and helpers to rebels- you can reliably bet that they would also possibly deliver weapons to the rebels. So instead of fighting "Timmy TeaBagger" you are fighting "Timmy TeaBagger who is buddies with Vlad." 5.>>197058 Based Russia bro has stated the number one reason why a 'civil war' is not just the US versus the rebels. There will be looting. There will be rioting. Cities will burn. The national guard cannot fight both the rebelions and rioters in a city that would also kill off their supplies. Additionally if you don't think that the rebels will send in instigators into the cities or worse stand alone actors (A Lone Wolf on steroids. Think Timothy McVeigh but instead of one van they have a whole god damn fleet of them. A good movie example would be Bane) would be god damn mistaken. Additionally, if the US government cannot even help it's own people, why would it's own people support it's military. Worse yet, if someone 1/2 Strelok 09/07/15 (Mon) 06:55:02 ID: 17d572 No.207304 >>207368 >>207303 emptied out prisons (There are a FUCKTON of prisoners in the us, about the size of oh- I dunno THE ENTIRE CHINESE ARMY) you would have more crime than the police could ever handle. 6. Logistics and infrastructure in the US are crumbling and failing. Any war fought against a rebellion in the US would be a logistical nightmare even before the rebels started going full Al-Qaida and putting IEDS in the road. A f------ retired general who was contracting with us on the team said "the only thing holding together the US's interstructure is basically duct tape and the will of the department of transporation. Ănd often enough there isn't enough ductape." Your most loyal cities to the UŠ government, as we polled, are also the most logistically easy to cut off. NYC? SF? LA? DC? Baltimore? Most of them require crossing water to get into from certain directions. Most of them have critical air ports. Some of them have critical ocean ports. If anything happened to just TWO of the cities on the list it would create a logistical clusterfuck. 7. Your "Johnny Reb" and "Timmy TeaBagger" states/ red states all have something most of your "oh so progressive" "Aren't we so european" "oh my god we are just like sweden" blue states are for the most part consumer states and not producer states. Urban areas don't have farms. The second s--- goes down- realize a lot of those blue areas are likely to starve. In a civil war scenario we predicted that at least 10,000 people would die of starvation if the war was not finished in a year. The numbers get worse after that. 8. The US has way too many choke points, and the government forces would often be on the wrong side of them. This ties into the logistical nightmare- but it also has to do with an odd phenomena. Liberals like to live near the ocean. Many of the dividers of the country, like the rocky mountains, the Mississippi River, Appalacia, The Missouri River (Fun fact: the bigggest choke point for the US Government is in Missouri) are red state areas. Sure Air travel is a thing, but a majority of the US government's needs would have to travel by ground and even still many of the major airports are outside of the city. Of course the US would use military base air fields, but if civil war did break out- which bases would be safe? Which ones would have fallen to traitors? 9. PR Nightmare. Every rebel killed on CNN would be spun as "The US government killed X Civilians today in a strike." on RT. That is- as it was pointed out earlier- if the US media could even function in a civil war or an uprising. Your "Rebel Scum" know that the main thing that holds together the US, nay life in the US as we know it is the 24 hour news cycle and the media. The second it's gone you are going to have urban anarchy. If you are from America, can you imagine a day without TV, Newspaper or Internet? Your average urban youth can't and if you don't think that isn't going to cause rioting you must have a real high regard for how much restraint they have. Assume that in a civil war- that your ability to talk to the people is compromised. Also assume that in the case of a civil war- that rebels may know how to monitor conversations like the US does- as there are manuals online on how to do so. 10. This one is either one or ten, depending on who is asked. The US will never nuke it's own. The Second it does they have lost the civil war and other countries come to "liberate" the US from it's own "repressive regime." Additionally, if anny general, minuteman, nuke tech, or Nuke sub captain, decided to side with the rebellion is the second the US government is SO. tl;dr The second that a "civilian uprising" or "extremist group terrorist attack" turns into "Civil War" is the second the US loses. As a result you will never see a "Civil War". You will see Waco, you will see Bundy Ranch, you will see all sorts of militant group confrontations and maybe even some skirmishes, but the US government fears it's own people way the f--- too much to ever start a civil war.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/689/5a3.png)
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/biz/ Discusses the Price of Oil | /r/4chan
![File: AAAAAAAАААААААААAААAА. png (626 KB, 1500х1543) IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING THE FIRST PAGE I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anonymous (ID: MABEZVPD ) 04/20/20(Mon)12:36:46 No.18579931 185804. AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAMAAAAAAAAAA I Anonymous (ID: D5IT7PFT ) 04/20/20(Mon)12:47:14 No.18580443 File: 1584338550314.gif (1.99 MB, 372x323) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAMA A AAAAAAAAAA 579931 (OP) AAAA AAA AAA AAAAA * I Anonymous (ID: SL36FLK ) 04/20/20(Mon)12:47:42 No.18580466 ► File: 1564509443129.jpg (44 KB, 593x601) AAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAA AAAAA AA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/660/13d.jpg)
![File: AAAAAAAАААААААААAААAА. png (626 KB, 1500х1543) IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING THE FIRST PAGE I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anonymous (ID: MABEZVPD ) 04/20/20(Mon)12:36:46 No.18579931 185804. AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAMAAAAAAAAAA I Anonymous (ID: D5IT7PFT ) 04/20/20(Mon)12:47:14 No.18580443 File: 1584338550314.gif (1.99 MB, 372x323) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAMA A AAAAAAAAAA 579931 (OP) AAAA AAA AAA AAAAA * I Anonymous (ID: SL36FLK ) 04/20/20(Mon)12:47:42 No.18580466 ► File: 1564509443129.jpg (44 KB, 593x601) AAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAA AAAAA AA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/660/13d.jpg)
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Anon can’t take this shit anymore | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: Omt3Su0z) 1 04/20/20(Mon)16:43:54 No.254333369 >flatten the curve >social distancing >just stay home! >frontline workers >wash your hands >keep a rainy day fund! >hospitals are warzones 105 KB PNG >wear your PPE! >price gouging >stop the spread >quarantine >18-24 months >hydroxychloroquine is good >hydroxychloroquine is bad >don't go for a walk >don't go for a drive >don't see your friends >don't see your family >don't talk to your neighbours >don't go outside >close down some businesses >online-orders only for other businesses >leave mega superstore businesses open It's all so tiresome](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/620/c1d.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: Omt3Su0z) 1 04/20/20(Mon)16:43:54 No.254333369 >flatten the curve >social distancing >just stay home! >frontline workers >wash your hands >keep a rainy day fund! >hospitals are warzones 105 KB PNG >wear your PPE! >price gouging >stop the spread >quarantine >18-24 months >hydroxychloroquine is good >hydroxychloroquine is bad >don't go for a walk >don't go for a drive >don't see your friends >don't see your family >don't talk to your neighbours >don't go outside >close down some businesses >online-orders only for other businesses >leave mega superstore businesses open It's all so tiresome](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/620/c1d.jpg)
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biz right now | /r/4chan
![File: 130315215748-jeb-bush-cpa(...).jpg (89 KB, 980x552) O Anonymous (ID: soQ+Ug9E) 04/20/20(Mon)17:30:40 No.18584240 >>18584357 >>18584631 >>18584724 >>18585008 >find oil on property >property loses value >O Anonymous (ID: 680HYG/h) 04/20/20(Mon)17:34:52 No.18584357 ► File: pink+wojak+crypto+meme+3.png (81 KB, 328x277) >>18584240 (OP) >find a gallon of motor oil in my garage >lose money O Anonymous (ID: UWV9PXE+ ) 04/20/20(Mon)17:36:35 No.18584409 File: 1570740825756.png (49 KB, 640x773) >start running my car in my garage all day >gain money O Anonymous (ID: ZEOIVTLX) 04/20/20(Mon)17:38:20 No.18584450 ► File: images.jpg (9 KB, 225x224) >use olive oil while cooking dinner >5% down](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/619/7ce.png)
![File: 130315215748-jeb-bush-cpa(...).jpg (89 KB, 980x552) O Anonymous (ID: soQ+Ug9E) 04/20/20(Mon)17:30:40 No.18584240 >>18584357 >>18584631 >>18584724 >>18585008 >find oil on property >property loses value >O Anonymous (ID: 680HYG/h) 04/20/20(Mon)17:34:52 No.18584357 ► File: pink+wojak+crypto+meme+3.png (81 KB, 328x277) >>18584240 (OP) >find a gallon of motor oil in my garage >lose money O Anonymous (ID: UWV9PXE+ ) 04/20/20(Mon)17:36:35 No.18584409 File: 1570740825756.png (49 KB, 640x773) >start running my car in my garage all day >gain money O Anonymous (ID: ZEOIVTLX) 04/20/20(Mon)17:38:20 No.18584450 ► File: images.jpg (9 KB, 225x224) >use olive oil while cooking dinner >5% down](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/619/7ce.png)
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Can I get a redhead? | /r/4chan
![180537BF-706B-4180-9D60-0414AEF55DB2.jpg 749 KB JPG This is what every woman in the world will look like after we get genetic editing technology. : Anonymous (ID: fkZhyq7N ) 04/20/20(Mon)21:05:04 No.254328315 >>254328214(OP) # Can I get a red head instead?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/576/42f.jpg)
![180537BF-706B-4180-9D60-0414AEF55DB2.jpg 749 KB JPG This is what every woman in the world will look like after we get genetic editing technology. : Anonymous (ID: fkZhyq7N ) 04/20/20(Mon)21:05:04 No.254328315 >>254328214(OP) # Can I get a red head instead?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/576/42f.jpg)
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Anon's saying goodbye | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous H3 I am leaving /pol/ and 4chan f(...) 04/19/20(Sun)00:00:15 No.10129592 Today marks my final day on this website. Some call it s---, others call it beautiful. I've had a great ride in the last few years but it has to end at some point. The meme war, the he will not divide us shenanigans and many other /pol/ operations. I loved every minute of it 33 KB JPG but all good things must come to an end. I have made lots of enemies debating different ideologies and subjects like history, I don't to be negative with anyone. The real thing I gained from the website was the frens I made along the way. I have to go now but if another meme war breaks out, l'll be sure to have your back as long as you have mine. Goodbye Frens. Best wishes, Anonymous TLDR: some of you autists aren't so bad after all : Anonymous [ 04/19/20(Sun)00:01:21 No.10129593 Goodbye f-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/476/3c2.jpg)
![: Anonymous H3 I am leaving /pol/ and 4chan f(...) 04/19/20(Sun)00:00:15 No.10129592 Today marks my final day on this website. Some call it s---, others call it beautiful. I've had a great ride in the last few years but it has to end at some point. The meme war, the he will not divide us shenanigans and many other /pol/ operations. I loved every minute of it 33 KB JPG but all good things must come to an end. I have made lots of enemies debating different ideologies and subjects like history, I don't to be negative with anyone. The real thing I gained from the website was the frens I made along the way. I have to go now but if another meme war breaks out, l'll be sure to have your back as long as you have mine. Goodbye Frens. Best wishes, Anonymous TLDR: some of you autists aren't so bad after all : Anonymous [ 04/19/20(Sun)00:01:21 No.10129593 Goodbye f-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/476/3c2.jpg)
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Leaf on current crisis | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: piMu+h5M ) [•2 04/20/20(Mon)13:54:55 No.254334886 >Gas becomes free on Hitler's birthday man, God has a real taste for poetry 10 KB JPG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/475/5ee.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: piMu+h5M ) [•2 04/20/20(Mon)13:54:55 No.254334886 >Gas becomes free on Hitler's birthday man, God has a real taste for poetry 10 KB JPG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/475/5ee.jpg)
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Coronavirus just became serious | /r/4chan
![1587408099308.png (1.17 MB, 1204x1348) google yandex iqdb wait Mail Daily Mail Online O Online @MailOnline Critically ill Wuhan doctors wake up to find their skin turned dark after beating coronavirus on the verge of death 北京卫视 想表达感激 但还不能发声 Chinese medics critically ill with COVID-19 wake up with darkened skin Dr Yi Fan and Dr Hu Weifeng caught the novel coronavirus while treating patients at the Wuhan Central Hospital in January. Their abnormal skin colour is caused b.. O dailymail.co.uk 7:21 PM - Apr 20, 2020 - SocialFlow 156 Retweets 151 Likes VO Anonymous (ID: Oa1fm7v5) E 04/20/20(Mon)20:44:51 No.254317022 v >>254317284 >>254317881 >>254318472 >>254318473 >>254318733 >>254318823 >>254318933 >>254319028 >>254319131 >>254319168 >>254319189 >>254319212 >>254319306 >>254319372 >>254319405 >>254319422 >>254319478 >>254319529 >>254319571 >>254319584 >>254319654 >>254319741 >>254319848 >>254319930 >>254319977 >>254320022 >>254320174 >>254320298 >>254320924 >>254320954 >>254321258 >>254321334 >>254321381 >>254321423 >>254321955 >>254322104 >>254322129 >>254322189 >>254322291 >>254322311 >>254322806 >>254323137 >>254323296 >>254323306 >>254323489 >>254323894 >>254324585 >>254324752 >>254324762 >>254324892 >>254325175 >>254325247 >>254326019 >>254326105 >>254326396 >>254326470 >>254326511 >>254326775 >>254327231 >>254327387 >>254328558 >>254328899 >>254329103 >>254330641 >>254330955 >>254331314 >>254331506 >>254331562 >>254331647 >>254331788 >>254331837 >>254331886 >>254332067 >>254332208 >>254332383 >>254332594 >>254332784 >>254332792 It's just the fl- O O Anonymous (ID: U94H3gq5) D 04/20/20(Mon)20:50:21 No.254317881 v >>254318019 >>254318037 >>254318696 >>254319355 >>254319431 >>254319625 >>254320311 >>254320600 >>254322077 >>254322079 >>254322434 >>254322652 >>254322919 >>254323204 >>254323430 >>254323590 >>254323627 >>254323715 >>254324387 >>254324752 >>254325418 >>254325483 >>254327640 >>254328708 >>254329112 >>254330490 >>254330661 >>254331456 >>254331788 >>254331856 >>254332421 1467432108797.jpg + (29 KB, 680x383) google yandex igdb wait >>254317022 (OP) Good Christ, it turns you into a n-----?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/382/66a.png)
![1587408099308.png (1.17 MB, 1204x1348) google yandex iqdb wait Mail Daily Mail Online O Online @MailOnline Critically ill Wuhan doctors wake up to find their skin turned dark after beating coronavirus on the verge of death 北京卫视 想表达感激 但还不能发声 Chinese medics critically ill with COVID-19 wake up with darkened skin Dr Yi Fan and Dr Hu Weifeng caught the novel coronavirus while treating patients at the Wuhan Central Hospital in January. Their abnormal skin colour is caused b.. O dailymail.co.uk 7:21 PM - Apr 20, 2020 - SocialFlow 156 Retweets 151 Likes VO Anonymous (ID: Oa1fm7v5) E 04/20/20(Mon)20:44:51 No.254317022 v >>254317284 >>254317881 >>254318472 >>254318473 >>254318733 >>254318823 >>254318933 >>254319028 >>254319131 >>254319168 >>254319189 >>254319212 >>254319306 >>254319372 >>254319405 >>254319422 >>254319478 >>254319529 >>254319571 >>254319584 >>254319654 >>254319741 >>254319848 >>254319930 >>254319977 >>254320022 >>254320174 >>254320298 >>254320924 >>254320954 >>254321258 >>254321334 >>254321381 >>254321423 >>254321955 >>254322104 >>254322129 >>254322189 >>254322291 >>254322311 >>254322806 >>254323137 >>254323296 >>254323306 >>254323489 >>254323894 >>254324585 >>254324752 >>254324762 >>254324892 >>254325175 >>254325247 >>254326019 >>254326105 >>254326396 >>254326470 >>254326511 >>254326775 >>254327231 >>254327387 >>254328558 >>254328899 >>254329103 >>254330641 >>254330955 >>254331314 >>254331506 >>254331562 >>254331647 >>254331788 >>254331837 >>254331886 >>254332067 >>254332208 >>254332383 >>254332594 >>254332784 >>254332792 It's just the fl- O O Anonymous (ID: U94H3gq5) D 04/20/20(Mon)20:50:21 No.254317881 v >>254318019 >>254318037 >>254318696 >>254319355 >>254319431 >>254319625 >>254320311 >>254320600 >>254322077 >>254322079 >>254322434 >>254322652 >>254322919 >>254323204 >>254323430 >>254323590 >>254323627 >>254323715 >>254324387 >>254324752 >>254325418 >>254325483 >>254327640 >>254328708 >>254329112 >>254330490 >>254330661 >>254331456 >>254331788 >>254331856 >>254332421 1467432108797.jpg + (29 KB, 680x383) google yandex igdb wait >>254317022 (OP) Good Christ, it turns you into a n-----?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/382/66a.png)
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Oil price is negative | /r/4chan
![File: 1564148431426.jpg (45 KB, 641x530) O Anonymous (ID: MMfmN1Da) 04/20/20(Mon)20:17:08 No.18575481 >18575499 >18575548 >>18575573 >>18576002 >>18576161 >>18576232 >>18576638 >>18576718 >oil price is negative what's going to happen now? >> O Anonymous (ID: EOsNGmna ) 04/20/20(Mon)20:17:30 No.18575499 >>18575871 >>18576274 >>18575481 (OP). war O Anonymous (ID: MMfmN1Da) 04/20/20(Mon)20:32:16 No.18576274 >>18576329 >>18575499 why would there be a war? O Anonymous (ID: JKxzxyaF) 04/20/20(Mon)20:33:09 No.18576329 ► >18576390 >>18576407 >>18576413 >>18576518 >>18578017 >>18576274 We're going to fight a war over who takes the oil. Whoever loses gets all the oil. O Anonymous (ID: YhoLx2xG ) 04/20/20(Mon)20:34:08 No.18576390 File: 1459377528502.jpg (73 KB, 710x781) O Anonymous (ID: rkKO/8x/ ) 04/20/20(Mon)21:04:04 No.185 File: a.gif (943 KB, 500x180) >>18576329 >>18576329 H--------, this. O Anonymous (ID: KG+XctCt ) 04/20/20(Mon)21:16:42 No.1 File: Imao1.jpg (11 KB, 200x200) O Anonymous (ID: VRCX9V6A ) 04/20/20(Mon)20:36:47 No.18576518 File: 1439318905884.jpg (30 KB, 585x398) >>18576232 >>18576329 f------ hell >>18576232 >>18576329 kektus](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/319/8bf.png)
![File: 1564148431426.jpg (45 KB, 641x530) O Anonymous (ID: MMfmN1Da) 04/20/20(Mon)20:17:08 No.18575481 >18575499 >18575548 >>18575573 >>18576002 >>18576161 >>18576232 >>18576638 >>18576718 >oil price is negative what's going to happen now? >> O Anonymous (ID: EOsNGmna ) 04/20/20(Mon)20:17:30 No.18575499 >>18575871 >>18576274 >>18575481 (OP). war O Anonymous (ID: MMfmN1Da) 04/20/20(Mon)20:32:16 No.18576274 >>18576329 >>18575499 why would there be a war? O Anonymous (ID: JKxzxyaF) 04/20/20(Mon)20:33:09 No.18576329 ► >18576390 >>18576407 >>18576413 >>18576518 >>18578017 >>18576274 We're going to fight a war over who takes the oil. Whoever loses gets all the oil. O Anonymous (ID: YhoLx2xG ) 04/20/20(Mon)20:34:08 No.18576390 File: 1459377528502.jpg (73 KB, 710x781) O Anonymous (ID: rkKO/8x/ ) 04/20/20(Mon)21:04:04 No.185 File: a.gif (943 KB, 500x180) >>18576329 >>18576329 H--------, this. O Anonymous (ID: KG+XctCt ) 04/20/20(Mon)21:16:42 No.1 File: Imao1.jpg (11 KB, 200x200) O Anonymous (ID: VRCX9V6A ) 04/20/20(Mon)20:36:47 No.18576518 File: 1439318905884.jpg (30 KB, 585x398) >>18576232 >>18576329 f------ hell >>18576232 >>18576329 kektus](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/319/8bf.png)
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Anon has seen everything | /r/4chan
![Anonymous (ID: +uH64u7F ) File: hahahahhahahahahpepe.jpg (38 KB, 500x425) 04/20/20(Mon)15:40:53 No.254332980 >>254333330 >you've lived long enough to see a roll of toilet paper be worth more than a barrel of oil](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/318/fe9.png)
![Anonymous (ID: +uH64u7F ) File: hahahahhahahahahpepe.jpg (38 KB, 500x425) 04/20/20(Mon)15:40:53 No.254332980 >>254333330 >you've lived long enough to see a roll of toilet paper be worth more than a barrel of oil](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/318/fe9.png)
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/lit/ on what makes Americans better than Europeans | /r/4chan
![Your fr doct Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:10:28 No.15149266 >>15149287>>15149294 >>15149310 >>15149498 Any literature that explains why Americans are so insanely retarded? Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:11:30 No.15149277 SIMIER IS SAFE >> Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:13:02 No.15149287 >> Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:14:21 No.15149294 Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:16:41 No.15149310 Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:17:27 No.15149319 Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:17:33 No.15149320 >>15149408 >>15149425 >>15149450 >>15149522 >>15149528 Tocqueville America has a lot of problems but one thing I like about Americans is they aren't f------. If you basically raise your voice to a western european man and speak in the imperative he will just obey whatever you say because he's been conditioned by "propriety" and his nanny state to do what he's told. Those f------ f----- Europeans still fundamentally respect their peerages and have this weird deference toward them, and other oligarchs by extension. You could disarm the entirety of western Europe by just asking sternly for everyone's guns, and you could make every French, German, or Scandinavian man choke on a brown d--- if you told him "cmon, we're all in this together bud, you don't want your neighbours to think you aren't progressive do you?" But even the dumbest fattest American p------------ will get instinctively angry if someone simply says "muh freedom of speech" or "the government wants to take our guns." It's easy to idealize Europe if you've lived with crass cultureless Americans your whole life but when you actually meet them you realize they have the body language of women and carry purses and other gay s--- like that. Something fundamentally went wrong with them. This only applies to western and northern Euros of course.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/241/faf.png)
![Your fr doct Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:10:28 No.15149266 >>15149287>>15149294 >>15149310 >>15149498 Any literature that explains why Americans are so insanely retarded? Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:11:30 No.15149277 SIMIER IS SAFE >> Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:13:02 No.15149287 >> Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:14:21 No.15149294 Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:16:41 No.15149310 Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:17:27 No.15149319 Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)22:17:33 No.15149320 >>15149408 >>15149425 >>15149450 >>15149522 >>15149528 Tocqueville America has a lot of problems but one thing I like about Americans is they aren't f------. If you basically raise your voice to a western european man and speak in the imperative he will just obey whatever you say because he's been conditioned by "propriety" and his nanny state to do what he's told. Those f------ f----- Europeans still fundamentally respect their peerages and have this weird deference toward them, and other oligarchs by extension. You could disarm the entirety of western Europe by just asking sternly for everyone's guns, and you could make every French, German, or Scandinavian man choke on a brown d--- if you told him "cmon, we're all in this together bud, you don't want your neighbours to think you aren't progressive do you?" But even the dumbest fattest American p------------ will get instinctively angry if someone simply says "muh freedom of speech" or "the government wants to take our guns." It's easy to idealize Europe if you've lived with crass cultureless Americans your whole life but when you actually meet them you realize they have the body language of women and carry purses and other gay s--- like that. Something fundamentally went wrong with them. This only applies to western and northern Euros of course.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/241/faf.png)
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Exciting Weed Adventure | /r/4chan
![Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)13:02:57 No.132519786 v >>132519826 >>132520016 >>132521263 >>132521714 >>132522142 >>132522470 unnamed.jpg (37 KB, 512x280) google yandex iqdb wait Typical "exciting weed adventure": >Bro, hahaha we like went to the 7-11 to get some munchies and like.. there was a guy there who gave us this funny look man, he was just like "HMMM" hahaha you should've been there](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/196/fa8.png)
![Anonymous 04/20/20(Mon)13:02:57 No.132519786 v >>132519826 >>132520016 >>132521263 >>132521714 >>132522142 >>132522470 unnamed.jpg (37 KB, 512x280) google yandex iqdb wait Typical "exciting weed adventure": >Bro, hahaha we like went to the 7-11 to get some munchies and like.. there was a guy there who gave us this funny look man, he was just like "HMMM" hahaha you should've been there](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/196/fa8.png)
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Anon buys gas. | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: K60PjeDj ) 04/20/20(Mon)22:28:57 No.18576084 >go to the gas station >Yeah, II take 200 gallons >Attendant gives me $1000 in cash 112 KB JPG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/194/184.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: K60PjeDj ) 04/20/20(Mon)22:28:57 No.18576084 >go to the gas station >Yeah, II take 200 gallons >Attendant gives me $1000 in cash 112 KB JPG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/194/184.jpg)
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Anon wants a finn | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:39:42 No.121335798 I just want to hold a Finn in my arms to feel their warmth 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:44:55 No.121336053 >>121335798 (OP) # here, hold it 27 KB JPG >>121336096 # >>121336154 # : Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:46:06 No.121336096 : Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:47:08 No.121336154 : Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)17:06:36 No.121337137 : Anonymous + 04/12/20(Sun)17:15:03 No.121337598 Hello hello](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/837/085/6bf.jpg)
![: Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:39:42 No.121335798 I just want to hold a Finn in my arms to feel their warmth 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:44:55 No.121336053 >>121335798 (OP) # here, hold it 27 KB JPG >>121336096 # >>121336154 # : Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:46:06 No.121336096 : Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)16:47:08 No.121336154 : Anonymous 04/12/20(Sun)17:06:36 No.121337137 : Anonymous + 04/12/20(Sun)17:15:03 No.121337598 Hello hello](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/837/085/6bf.jpg)
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