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laMCG2y, 11/06/11(Sun)23:10 No. 10077806 Θ File 1320639014.ipg-(39 KB, 720x540, IMG_1991.jpg) P> You will never understand the magic that happens when a gunsmith finds a ramset in his shop With some minor modifications it's a decent shooting defense weapon MaMCG2y 11/06/11 (Sun)23:02 No. 100777716 You can kill a squirrel with one if you can manage to get close enough It also works on catfish □ Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:14 No.10077825 Θ >10077771 I'm imagining a very large, dull man, running through a park, shooting nails at squirrels > then getting arrested for high power assault baby seeking nails (v'ヮ。) r BOOF T("ワ。。) ! AV Eso nEEEE!!R 52MaMCG2y 1 1/06/11 (Sun)23:17 No. 10077853 Θ The most fun is shooting a nail at one, then covering the body nailed to the tree in peanut butter When a second comes to eat the PB, hit him with a nail on top of the one already nailed to the tree Repeat the process until you get something that looks like those pillars of remote mines jutting from the walls in goldeneye when you have unlimited ammo on Anonymous 11/06/11 (Sun)23:19 No. 10077862 Θ Wait. So you nail mammals to trees, then smear peanut butter on the corpses, then nail more mammals to the peanut covered corpse? aMCG2y 1 1/06/11 (Sun)23:22 No. 10077883 Θ P> My record is 6

laMCG2y, 11/06/11(Sun)23:10 No. 10077806 Θ File 1320639014.ipg-(39 KB, 720x540, IMG_1991.jpg) P> You will never understand the magic that happens when a gunsmith finds a ramset in his shop With some minor modifications it's a decent shooting defense weapon MaMCG2y 11/06/11 (Sun)23:02 No. 100777716 You can kill a squirrel with one if you can manage to get close enough It also works on catfish □ Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:14 No.10077825 Θ >10077771 I'm imagining a very large, dull man, running through a park, shooting nails at squirrels > then getting arrested for high power assault baby seeking nails (v'ヮ。) r BOOF T("ワ。。) ! AV Eso nEEEE!!R 52MaMCG2y 1 1/06/11 (Sun)23:17 No. 10077853 Θ The most fun is shooting a nail at one, then covering the body nailed to the tree in peanut butter When a second comes to eat the PB, hit him with a nail on top of the one already nailed to the tree Repeat the process until you get something that looks like those pillars of remote mines jutting from the walls in goldeneye when you have unlimited ammo on Anonymous 11/06/11 (Sun)23:19 No. 10077862 Θ Wait. So you nail mammals to trees, then smear peanut butter on the corpses, then nail more mammals to the peanut covered corpse? aMCG2y 1 1/06/11 (Sun)23:22 No. 10077883 Θ P> My record is 6

File 1293942499 ipg-38 KB, 225x350, 61772 jpg) :: Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)23:28 No.5974381 。 ICAN FIT MY WHOLE FIST IN MY MOUTH! P2 □ Anonymous 01/01/11 (Sat)23:32 No.5974394 File 129394274Z.ipg-(37 KB, 440x330, g-gundam1_05.jpg) BUT CAN YOU FIT A WHOLE MOUTH IN YOUR FIST? □ Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)23:33 No.59743990 File 1293942808.ipg-(9 KB, 256x192, images.jpg) LL SHOW YOU OLD MAN! □ Anonymous 01/01/11 (Sat)23:35 No.5974407 File 1293942959 ipg-(7 KB, 255x198, domon.jpg) So after we went to the emergency room, he was so impressed, he wanted to take me on as his pupil. All in

File 1293942499 ipg-38 KB, 225x350, 61772 jpg) :: Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)23:28 No.5974381 。 ICAN FIT MY WHOLE FIST IN MY MOUTH! P2 □ Anonymous 01/01/11 (Sat)23:32 No.5974394 File 129394274Z.ipg-(37 KB, 440x330, g-gundam1_05.jpg) BUT CAN YOU FIT A WHOLE MOUTH IN YOUR FIST? □ Anonymous 01/01/11(Sat)23:33 No.59743990 File 1293942808.ipg-(9 KB, 256x192, images.jpg) LL SHOW YOU OLD MAN! □ Anonymous 01/01/11 (Sat)23:35 No.5974407 File 1293942959 ipg-(7 KB, 255x198, domon.jpg) So after we went to the emergency room, he was so impressed, he wanted to take me on as his pupil. All in

Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:29 No. 12603190 >be 5 > have dream about being a samurai > dying over and over and over > feel complete terror and horror > feeling of being dunked in freezing water upon each death s not waking up s wake up in the middle of the floor with all the lights on parents are flipping out > they say you've been lying like that with your eyes wide open for the past 10 minutes having a seizure s nobody knows why the lights are on either Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)12:03 No.12605383 12603190 Wow, you were probably such a s----- samurai that God or someone else put up with your s--- long enough, but got sick of it so they stuck you in a 5-year-old.

Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:29 No. 12603190 >be 5 > have dream about being a samurai > dying over and over and over > feel complete terror and horror > feeling of being dunked in freezing water upon each death s not waking up s wake up in the middle of the floor with all the lights on parents are flipping out > they say you've been lying like that with your eyes wide open for the past 10 minutes having a seizure s nobody knows why the lights are on either Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)12:03 No.12605383 12603190 Wow, you were probably such a s----- samurai that God or someone else put up with your s--- long enough, but got sick of it so they stuck you in a 5-year-old.

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File: 1339875558549.png-(191 KB, 300x411, 1339135474651.png) □ Anonymous (ID: pw1WN7Nh) 06/16/12(Sat)15:39:18 No.406552396 DON'T KNOW >Be 21 >Girlfriend's 19 >Been dating for months novw >This guy named Joe comes out of f------ nowhere into my life >He's my new coworker at my company Find out he has no money, no place of residence >Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel >Decide to open up to him >Keep him in my apartment for weeks >Bro is pretty cool >We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football >This continues for months >Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant >By all tradition, I have to marry her now >One night, eating out at dinner with wife THAT FEEL/. ,- >Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime pop the question to my wife >She admits she was r---- by Joe and the baby isn't mine >She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated >Go home in a f------ rage >Throw out all Joe's s--- >Gonna f------ kill Joe when he gets home >Joe gets home about 1 a.m >As soon as he opens the door, I f------ punch him in his bastard face Eye swells up like a boll of cotton >He swings at me >Dodge and sweep his leg >He falls down In a giant f------ rage now >Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer >Go back to confront Joe >Joe jumps in his car and f------ hightails it out of there >I haven't seen or heard from him since >On the phone a month later with my brother >He finally asks why Ive been so depressed I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe I'd been married a long time ago >Where did you come from, where did you go- Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

File: 1339875558549.png-(191 KB, 300x411, 1339135474651.png) □ Anonymous (ID: pw1WN7Nh) 06/16/12(Sat)15:39:18 No.406552396 DON'T KNOW >Be 21 >Girlfriend's 19 >Been dating for months novw >This guy named Joe comes out of f------ nowhere into my life >He's my new coworker at my company Find out he has no money, no place of residence >Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel >Decide to open up to him >Keep him in my apartment for weeks >Bro is pretty cool >We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football >This continues for months >Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant >By all tradition, I have to marry her now >One night, eating out at dinner with wife THAT FEEL/. ,- >Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime pop the question to my wife >She admits she was r---- by Joe and the baby isn't mine >She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated >Go home in a f------ rage >Throw out all Joe's s--- >Gonna f------ kill Joe when he gets home >Joe gets home about 1 a.m >As soon as he opens the door, I f------ punch him in his bastard face Eye swells up like a boll of cotton >He swings at me >Dodge and sweep his leg >He falls down In a giant f------ rage now >Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer >Go back to confront Joe >Joe jumps in his car and f------ hightails it out of there >I haven't seen or heard from him since >On the phone a month later with my brother >He finally asks why Ive been so depressed I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe I'd been married a long time ago >Where did you come from, where did you go- Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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File: 1353121454940.ipg-(81 KB, 479x719, wortwortwort.jpg) Anonymous (ID: GFR5ZZYf) 11/16/12(Fri)22:04:14 No.437505812 Replies: 2437506331437507541 >be sangheili >beta as f--- sdoin my s---, riding phantom out to stop some demon, prophets got something against him but wle >see blarg/10 female sitting across from me in phantom teeth like scissors datmandible holo instant arousal of mating plates >she notices me staring >drop carbine on floor, bend down to pick it up >blarg/10 walks over spicks it up for me >checks fuel rods in barrel >mating plates hot as plasma >hands it over asks my name >spit out "anon" >female says we should hunt humans sometime sbumps her mating plates into mine >allofmywort.comlink >Unggoy ribbon pasta and kig-yar bloodsauce pouring out of armor plates quickly wort loudly in common mating procedure >everyone looking at me >blarg/10 repulsed, starts to back away -vomit on female defensively >acid burns her skin >she shouts >apologize profusely, grab and hold her close >mating plates still touching >about to c-- >Jiralhanae commander slams door open >inject blarg/10 with copious amounts of ribbon pasta >let her go female looks at me >mfw blarg/10 is not female smfw the arbiter did it again We never did find that demon Anonymous (ID: kvt60Rij) 11/16/12(Fri)22:07:31 No.437506331 224 10/10

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□ Ano y no UTC+2 No 19366828° Rep 1 KB 680x765, 1350166830784 Jpg)四 s 04/21/13(Sun)2340 s 19366851 쯔193eeasems366872 9357013竺19367072-9367111m9367221쯔19367264프19367452 19367455쯔19357661竺19367742쯔19357H ? ril give you a st i'm an atheist, so I don't really care about religion, I just step outside to talk to them about their gatherings, they hand me a few Byers, for once, I'm not spilling spaghetti everywhere, I'm thinking about all these beta threads and remember not t She go to the meeting, it's like a church group, sitting around and discussing the bible, kinda interesting, I only came there to talk to her says she will, her Sit silently for the entire night after she says "Tm sorry, who are you? and spill spaghetti into every direction every time someone asks me something She tells me t I ask her out for coffee She says she doesnt want any coffee, but needs to do some shopping for her parents and I can come along if I want to doesnt have a shopping Incredibly excited for an entire week as I'm texting with her, Im alpha as f---, this girl is a 10/10- great body, great face, incredibly nice, I'm going to marry her Suddenly saturday, she texts me why I wasnt at the bible study group, I tell her I'm not interested in that, she replies "1 thought you were different to the study group All the seats are taken, there's some other dude sitting next to her I talk to her after the study group, I tell 1 really am different from other guys, I want to be your friend." she tells me we can't be friends or have any sort of relationship because her parents wouldn't approve of her dating anyone outside of their religion □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)23:42:02 UTC+2 No 1936685 1 O Reples: 쯔19308870 9367072쯔19367112,19367221 쯔1936726±쯔19367452 쯔19367061 쯔19367743쯔19907942 convert to a Jehovah witness, have to buy a bible from them, subscribe to the Watchtower magazines and agree to go on a door to door $pree Get a HELLO, HAVE YOU HEARD THE HORRIBLE NEWS OF BOMBINGS IN AFGHANISTAN? WOULDNT IT BE GREAT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT WAR?" for several weeks to come along She's really into this religion s---, always reading the bible, always talking about jehovah and s--- to look like I'm into religion as HEY, MAYBE THE TWO OF US SHOULD GO ON A DOOR TO DOOR MISSION? "Oh my god anon, that sounds like a great idea, m sure jehovah would be pleased with us Go with her, she wants to go early in the moming up at 6 A.M We go door to door HELLO, HAVE YOU HEARD TE HORRBLE NEWS OF BOMBINGS IN AFGHANISTAN? WOULDNT IT BE GREAT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT WAR?" for hours, people slamming doors in our faces rm the one doing most of the talking. quoting the bible, opening it, showing to people r talking about so honest y and emotionally that you'd actually think rd believe it convert 3 people on that very day It's almost night-time, every time we're alone I talk about nothing but the bible and religion, it's mostly me talking about how great Jehovah is and how incredible the bible is Change the subject to religion to make her see how serious I am about this sht "HELLO, HAVE YOU HEARD THE HORRIBLE NEWS OF BOMBINGS IN AFGHANISTAN? WOULDNT IT BE GREAT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT WAR? He starts talking to us, he's fit, well dressed, smiles a lot and seems geniunely interested □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)23 42 42 UTC+2 No 19366870 O Reples 쯔193 01 쯔tasee an 193 701319367072 쯔19367112 쯔193 67 21 쯔1936726± 쯔19367452 쯔19367ee1 쯔19367743 쯔19307942 The entire time Im talking he interrupts me and only seems interested in talking to her, is making her laugh with his jokes and s--- He starts making jokes about our religion, she giggles at some of them, is smiling at most of them and laughed out loud to a few of them She laughs and says "Tt's not THAT much of gibberish, hahaha She invites him for bible study, to prove to him i's interesting, he says he'll go if she'll give him her number We get into my car and start driving, I break the silence by saying "That last guy looks like a total douche, he was mocking Jehovah "Oh I dont know, it is kinda sily when you think about it stop the car, dont really know what to say, just spout "What are you saying! that's blasphemy! sorry I don't know We meet up later that week, the entire time me, her and her cousin are hanging out - she's texting with this goafy smile on her face, she never texts in front of other people like this She says she doesn't drink, it isnt against our religion though - is what i said She rolls her eyes, thinking I >Me and her cousin get drunk, she says she's going home I'm too drunk to go home, her cousin takes me to her place, we can get some coffee there and sober up "SHE NEVER USED TO ACT LIKE THIS SHE A GOOD GRL her mother is Suddenly a car puills into the driveway and she comes in through the door 뇌 get mad at her for "upsetting her parents" when in reality I was mad because she was wearing the hoodie of that douchebag TS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS." and runs to her room, locks the door so I cant come in □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)2343 25 UTC+2 No 1936689 1 O Reples 쯔193 0909 쯔19367013 쯔193 707319367117 쯔19367221 쯔19367264 쯔19307452 쯔19367661 쯔19387742 쯔19367942 Go home, text her a few times, she replies with short texts, not really leaving much room for discussion ln the following three days I text her every moming with "Good Morning:) bless Jehovah for granting it them to the usual place them are playing with their cellphones, making jokes and laughing, nobody is listening to me read the bible out loud She tells them to "shush" a few times, but starts cracking up at their stupid jokes as well start Finally the bible study ends, I tell her Ill give her a ride home She doesnt say anything, she just looks at me that douchebag Jake looks at me and gives me this "REALLY?" look and goes "No." in this loud tone she gets into his car, right next to him and they drive away Drive home, trying my Text her a few times later with "What's up, having fun?"' she replies with Yep: and I send her a message saying Want to go on door-to-door tomorrow? she doesnt reply Before going to sleep I text her "Ashley, be careful with who you hang out with, if you have any problems just call me and text me and nl come and help you- always, Ill always be there for you and protect you, I'd never leave you if you'd ask me. I really care about you, stay safe hardest not to cry making Lol, u betas don't know how to talk to girls? LOL I have a christian gf who loves me and who is going to marry me" posts and she We chat on skype in a couple of days, ask her why she only came on so late, because she's usually >She says "Don't tell anyone, but Jake and his friends threw a party and I had too much to drink x □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)23 44 UTC+2 No 19366909 O Reples: 프1936693§ー9357012프19367072-9267117쯔193672212219357264프1936745222193676612219367742 19367942 Start asking her details about this Jake character and the party >Lol, why do you c "as a fellow jehovah witness I have a duty to make sure you don't stray from Jehovah's intended path, hanging out with people like Jake is only going to get you in trouble She doesnt reply for hours, then I send her a message saying "Where did you go to?" and she replies "You're so annoying sometimes We dont talk for a few days, then I text her saying Tm sorry, I shouldn' have been so mean and annoying to you. she says it isnt a big deal, and I say "Want to go Door to door tomorrow? she doesnt reply Some time later me, her and her cousin go to hang out, Jake comes along with us They're sitting in the back of the car while me and her cousin are in the front Catch in the rear-iew mirror him putting his arm around her, touching her tight, tickling her, holding hands with her >Start talking about the bible and god to remind her about We just go to the movies, I'm sitting next to her, I take her hand, she doesn't move her hand, and she just looks at me, doesn't make any response and continues watching the movie >The movie ends, I invite them to my place (even Jake, because subconsciously I knew she wouldn't come if I didn't invite him) her cousin agrees, she says she has to go home Later that night, I drive her cousin home, since he lives not far from her, I drive to her place to talk to her her parents tell me she hasn't come home since she left with us next Call her several times, she doesnt answer, I think she' sick or got hurt last night, something like that □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)23 45 06 UTC+2 No 19366936 O Reples 쯔1936695Z 쯔t93ees70쯔19367072 쯔12357117 쯔19367221 쯔19367264 쯔19367452 쯔19367661 쯔19367742 쯔19367942 Text her "Are you allright? she replies "Yeah, I'm at Jakes ) what's wrong?" I get mad and text "Do you know how worried I was about you? Why weren't you in bible study today? What do you think you're doing with your life? You have a duty to Jehovah and your parents and you're wasting guy who doesn't find pictures where's she's tagged in a party making out with him, drinking, etc. Comment under her picture "You've lost God out of your life."And she blocks me off of facebook 뇌 get mad, decide I'm going to be alpha as f--- and not text her and wat for her to call me and apologize bible Talk to her cousin, he tells me she and Jake have moved in together because she had a fight with her parents ask her whcelphone We talk for several minutes about how she had a falling out with her parents r on her on, how could she let Jehovah out of her life like this she gets mad and says "COULD YOU SHUT THE F--- UP ABOUT THAT STUPID RELIGION, do you realize how stupid you sound when you talk about it? I hate that nonsense, Im so tired of it" and hangs up, doesnt answer the phone anymore go to our elder, tell him about how Jake led her astray from Jehovah and how we need to help her see the light again literally am s------- my pants so hard about the fact that l might never talk to her again, this is the only way I can bring her back and away from Jake the elder agrees to help me organize an intervention with her, her parents, me and himself She comes, we start talking to her, I say - Look what's become of you, we all love you, please come back, bible study just isn't the same without you - don't you believe in Jehovah? She gets mad after several minutes and says I'm so tired of this silly religion, could you stop talking about it already? It's NONENSE! The only reason I believed in it, wasted my time with bible study and going door to door IS BECAUSE MY PARENTS MADE ME TO, I'm lost so much of my free time to this stupid religion,I don't want it in my life anymore, I hate it, It makes me sick, I'm tired of heaning bible quotes and I'm tired of all this Jehovah nonsense, I DONT BELIEVE IN IT start throwing around bible quotes as everyone else sits silent and c We all sit silently and her parents say something about how they'll always love her, even if she doesn't want to believe in Jehovah, all of this of course happened in a long winded discussion and argument etc She tells them she wants to move in with Jake full time and go to college; her parents hug her and tell her they don't mind the elder says he cant Suddenly I get on one knee and propose to her, I tell her I love her, I'll always love her and I want her to be the mother of my children 뇌 try to kiss her, her dad pulls me away. I'm holding back the tears as they're all pulling me towards the door and telling me l should go home と219267210 219257H2と:1926799纟2213259012 "19268041 219268120 1936 19353161 "19268242 KB Ashley, I'll always love you, whenever you need something, call me, I'll always love you. Are the last words I say to her before they close the docr >Text her a few Try to call her, no >Cry myself to sleep for the entire week Get home study fortjaz2 >Spend the entire night drinking beer and watching youtube videos about the bible and Jehovah all that Go to bible study, for some reason thinking it make her see how moral I am how hard I believe and she'll come back to me and Jehovah, for some reason I was hoping to see her there Realize I just spent the last year of my life being a Jehovah witness e how beta I was oly fucpathetic There are documents that have me listed as a Jehovah's witness for at least until the end of the >Spend my days lifting ahs? t felt painful writting this out, remembering this last year of being a pathetic beta f-----, it literally hurt at some points

□ Ano y no UTC+2 No 19366828° Rep 1 KB 680x765, 1350166830784 Jpg)四 s 04/21/13(Sun)2340 s 19366851 쯔193eeasems366872 9357013竺19367072-9367111m9367221쯔19367264프19367452 19367455쯔19357661竺19367742쯔19357H ? ril give you a st i'm an atheist, so I don't really care about religion, I just step outside to talk to them about their gatherings, they hand me a few Byers, for once, I'm not spilling spaghetti everywhere, I'm thinking about all these beta threads and remember not t She go to the meeting, it's like a church group, sitting around and discussing the bible, kinda interesting, I only came there to talk to her says she will, her Sit silently for the entire night after she says "Tm sorry, who are you? and spill spaghetti into every direction every time someone asks me something She tells me t I ask her out for coffee She says she doesnt want any coffee, but needs to do some shopping for her parents and I can come along if I want to doesnt have a shopping Incredibly excited for an entire week as I'm texting with her, Im alpha as f---, this girl is a 10/10- great body, great face, incredibly nice, I'm going to marry her Suddenly saturday, she texts me why I wasnt at the bible study group, I tell her I'm not interested in that, she replies "1 thought you were different to the study group All the seats are taken, there's some other dude sitting next to her I talk to her after the study group, I tell 1 really am different from other guys, I want to be your friend." she tells me we can't be friends or have any sort of relationship because her parents wouldn't approve of her dating anyone outside of their religion □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)23:42:02 UTC+2 No 1936685 1 O Reples: 쯔19308870 9367072쯔19367112,19367221 쯔1936726±쯔19367452 쯔19367061 쯔19367743쯔19907942 convert to a Jehovah witness, have to buy a bible from them, subscribe to the Watchtower magazines and agree to go on a door to door $pree Get a HELLO, HAVE YOU HEARD THE HORRIBLE NEWS OF BOMBINGS IN AFGHANISTAN? WOULDNT IT BE GREAT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT WAR?" for several weeks to come along She's really into this religion s---, always reading the bible, always talking about jehovah and s--- to look like I'm into religion as HEY, MAYBE THE TWO OF US SHOULD GO ON A DOOR TO DOOR MISSION? "Oh my god anon, that sounds like a great idea, m sure jehovah would be pleased with us Go with her, she wants to go early in the moming up at 6 A.M We go door to door HELLO, HAVE YOU HEARD TE HORRBLE NEWS OF BOMBINGS IN AFGHANISTAN? WOULDNT IT BE GREAT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT WAR?" for hours, people slamming doors in our faces rm the one doing most of the talking. quoting the bible, opening it, showing to people r talking about so honest y and emotionally that you'd actually think rd believe it convert 3 people on that very day It's almost night-time, every time we're alone I talk about nothing but the bible and religion, it's mostly me talking about how great Jehovah is and how incredible the bible is Change the subject to religion to make her see how serious I am about this sht "HELLO, HAVE YOU HEARD THE HORRIBLE NEWS OF BOMBINGS IN AFGHANISTAN? WOULDNT IT BE GREAT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT WAR? He starts talking to us, he's fit, well dressed, smiles a lot and seems geniunely interested □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)23 42 42 UTC+2 No 19366870 O Reples 쯔193 01 쯔tasee an 193 701319367072 쯔19367112 쯔193 67 21 쯔1936726± 쯔19367452 쯔19367ee1 쯔19367743 쯔19307942 The entire time Im talking he interrupts me and only seems interested in talking to her, is making her laugh with his jokes and s--- He starts making jokes about our religion, she giggles at some of them, is smiling at most of them and laughed out loud to a few of them She laughs and says "Tt's not THAT much of gibberish, hahaha She invites him for bible study, to prove to him i's interesting, he says he'll go if she'll give him her number We get into my car and start driving, I break the silence by saying "That last guy looks like a total douche, he was mocking Jehovah "Oh I dont know, it is kinda sily when you think about it stop the car, dont really know what to say, just spout "What are you saying! that's blasphemy! sorry I don't know We meet up later that week, the entire time me, her and her cousin are hanging out - she's texting with this goafy smile on her face, she never texts in front of other people like this She says she doesn't drink, it isnt against our religion though - is what i said She rolls her eyes, thinking I >Me and her cousin get drunk, she says she's going home I'm too drunk to go home, her cousin takes me to her place, we can get some coffee there and sober up "SHE NEVER USED TO ACT LIKE THIS SHE A GOOD GRL her mother is Suddenly a car puills into the driveway and she comes in through the door 뇌 get mad at her for "upsetting her parents" when in reality I was mad because she was wearing the hoodie of that douchebag TS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS." and runs to her room, locks the door so I cant come in □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)2343 25 UTC+2 No 1936689 1 O Reples 쯔193 0909 쯔19367013 쯔193 707319367117 쯔19367221 쯔19367264 쯔19307452 쯔19367661 쯔19387742 쯔19367942 Go home, text her a few times, she replies with short texts, not really leaving much room for discussion ln the following three days I text her every moming with "Good Morning:) bless Jehovah for granting it them to the usual place them are playing with their cellphones, making jokes and laughing, nobody is listening to me read the bible out loud She tells them to "shush" a few times, but starts cracking up at their stupid jokes as well start Finally the bible study ends, I tell her Ill give her a ride home She doesnt say anything, she just looks at me that douchebag Jake looks at me and gives me this "REALLY?" look and goes "No." in this loud tone she gets into his car, right next to him and they drive away Drive home, trying my Text her a few times later with "What's up, having fun?"' she replies with Yep: and I send her a message saying Want to go on door-to-door tomorrow? she doesnt reply Before going to sleep I text her "Ashley, be careful with who you hang out with, if you have any problems just call me and text me and nl come and help you- always, Ill always be there for you and protect you, I'd never leave you if you'd ask me. I really care about you, stay safe hardest not to cry making Lol, u betas don't know how to talk to girls? LOL I have a christian gf who loves me and who is going to marry me" posts and she We chat on skype in a couple of days, ask her why she only came on so late, because she's usually >She says "Don't tell anyone, but Jake and his friends threw a party and I had too much to drink x □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)23 44 UTC+2 No 19366909 O Reples: 프1936693§ー9357012프19367072-9267117쯔193672212219357264프1936745222193676612219367742 19367942 Start asking her details about this Jake character and the party >Lol, why do you c "as a fellow jehovah witness I have a duty to make sure you don't stray from Jehovah's intended path, hanging out with people like Jake is only going to get you in trouble She doesnt reply for hours, then I send her a message saying "Where did you go to?" and she replies "You're so annoying sometimes We dont talk for a few days, then I text her saying Tm sorry, I shouldn' have been so mean and annoying to you. she says it isnt a big deal, and I say "Want to go Door to door tomorrow? she doesnt reply Some time later me, her and her cousin go to hang out, Jake comes along with us They're sitting in the back of the car while me and her cousin are in the front Catch in the rear-iew mirror him putting his arm around her, touching her tight, tickling her, holding hands with her >Start talking about the bible and god to remind her about We just go to the movies, I'm sitting next to her, I take her hand, she doesn't move her hand, and she just looks at me, doesn't make any response and continues watching the movie >The movie ends, I invite them to my place (even Jake, because subconsciously I knew she wouldn't come if I didn't invite him) her cousin agrees, she says she has to go home Later that night, I drive her cousin home, since he lives not far from her, I drive to her place to talk to her her parents tell me she hasn't come home since she left with us next Call her several times, she doesnt answer, I think she' sick or got hurt last night, something like that □ Anonymous 04/21/13(Sun)23 45 06 UTC+2 No 19366936 O Reples 쯔1936695Z 쯔t93ees70쯔19367072 쯔12357117 쯔19367221 쯔19367264 쯔19367452 쯔19367661 쯔19367742 쯔19367942 Text her "Are you allright? she replies "Yeah, I'm at Jakes ) what's wrong?" I get mad and text "Do you know how worried I was about you? Why weren't you in bible study today? What do you think you're doing with your life? You have a duty to Jehovah and your parents and you're wasting guy who doesn't find pictures where's she's tagged in a party making out with him, drinking, etc. Comment under her picture "You've lost God out of your life."And she blocks me off of facebook 뇌 get mad, decide I'm going to be alpha as f--- and not text her and wat for her to call me and apologize bible Talk to her cousin, he tells me she and Jake have moved in together because she had a fight with her parents ask her whcelphone We talk for several minutes about how she had a falling out with her parents r on her on, how could she let Jehovah out of her life like this she gets mad and says "COULD YOU SHUT THE F--- UP ABOUT THAT STUPID RELIGION, do you realize how stupid you sound when you talk about it? I hate that nonsense, Im so tired of it" and hangs up, doesnt answer the phone anymore go to our elder, tell him about how Jake led her astray from Jehovah and how we need to help her see the light again literally am s------- my pants so hard about the fact that l might never talk to her again, this is the only way I can bring her back and away from Jake the elder agrees to help me organize an intervention with her, her parents, me and himself She comes, we start talking to her, I say - Look what's become of you, we all love you, please come back, bible study just isn't the same without you - don't you believe in Jehovah? She gets mad after several minutes and says I'm so tired of this silly religion, could you stop talking about it already? It's NONENSE! The only reason I believed in it, wasted my time with bible study and going door to door IS BECAUSE MY PARENTS MADE ME TO, I'm lost so much of my free time to this stupid religion,I don't want it in my life anymore, I hate it, It makes me sick, I'm tired of heaning bible quotes and I'm tired of all this Jehovah nonsense, I DONT BELIEVE IN IT start throwing around bible quotes as everyone else sits silent and c We all sit silently and her parents say something about how they'll always love her, even if she doesn't want to believe in Jehovah, all of this of course happened in a long winded discussion and argument etc She tells them she wants to move in with Jake full time and go to college; her parents hug her and tell her they don't mind the elder says he cant Suddenly I get on one knee and propose to her, I tell her I love her, I'll always love her and I want her to be the mother of my children 뇌 try to kiss her, her dad pulls me away. I'm holding back the tears as they're all pulling me towards the door and telling me l should go home と219267210 219257H2と:1926799纟2213259012 "19268041 219268120 1936 19353161 "19268242 KB Ashley, I'll always love you, whenever you need something, call me, I'll always love you. Are the last words I say to her before they close the docr >Text her a few Try to call her, no >Cry myself to sleep for the entire week Get home study fortjaz2 >Spend the entire night drinking beer and watching youtube videos about the bible and Jehovah all that Go to bible study, for some reason thinking it make her see how moral I am how hard I believe and she'll come back to me and Jehovah, for some reason I was hoping to see her there Realize I just spent the last year of my life being a Jehovah witness e how beta I was oly fucpathetic There are documents that have me listed as a Jehovah's witness for at least until the end of the >Spend my days lifting ahs? t felt painful writting this out, remembering this last year of being a pathetic beta f-----, it literally hurt at some points

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- File: 1367380158333 ipg-(387 KB, 1920x1920, 1367377078357.jpg) Anonymous (ID: mfxedKCL) 04/30/13(Tue)23:49:18 No.476870715 Replyl] Replies: 2476872358 How do you go on a date with a little girl? 22 posts and 10 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous (ID: wge6LWtv) 04/30/13(Tue)23:56:07 No.476872224 Ps Kill yourself >> □ Anonymous (ID: mbedKCL) 04/30/13(Tue)23:56:33 No.476872328 File: 1367380593207ipg-(186 KB, 812x1200, 4_1_of_1_5.jpg) 334 see >>476871868 Stay mad guy, not gonna change what I did in the recent past □ Anonymous (ID: b0s2dGh8) 04/30/13(Tue)23:56:41 No.476872356 you go to arbys for an hour then go home with the police

- File: 1367380158333 ipg-(387 KB, 1920x1920, 1367377078357.jpg) Anonymous (ID: mfxedKCL) 04/30/13(Tue)23:49:18 No.476870715 Replyl] Replies: 2476872358 How do you go on a date with a little girl? 22 posts and 10 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous (ID: wge6LWtv) 04/30/13(Tue)23:56:07 No.476872224 Ps Kill yourself >> □ Anonymous (ID: mbedKCL) 04/30/13(Tue)23:56:33 No.476872328 File: 1367380593207ipg-(186 KB, 812x1200, 4_1_of_1_5.jpg) 334 see >>476871868 Stay mad guy, not gonna change what I did in the recent past □ Anonymous (ID: b0s2dGh8) 04/30/13(Tue)23:56:41 No.476872356 you go to arbys for an hour then go home with the police

A Tale of Two Opinions

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A TALE OF TWO OPINIONS A play in one act, by 4chan I have this opinion I vehemently believe. I disagree with your opinion. And I as well No! This is inconcievable! This is outright ludricrous! More than one person, disagreeing with me? This cannot be! I will expose your fraud, you ruffians, for I hereby present...that you are the SAME PERSON! Wow, what a f----- Yeah. END

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>> Anonymous (ID: Teiv/xQr) 04/11/13(Thu)22:58:31 UTC-5 No.472090560 Replies: File: 1365739111396.jpg-(63 KB, 600x488, Oh jesus.jpg) G I ■ 472091135>>47209182822472093126 Minecraft >I bred tons of cows had four cows and one calf >I bred them again One calf in particular never obeyed me >So I had to make it suffer >So I took it out into my house and locked in a dirt cellar >It grew up in there not knowing of the outside >Hearing the constant moos from it obviously missed it mother >So I let him free While they happily lived my was set into action >When it was sleeping I came into their fam >Killed his family >Turned his family into armor >As soon as it awoke I danced around him >Wearing his family and eating their meat >The moos came But into a glass box filled with water watched it drown as it floated to the top >Once it was killed I took its meat >l go to my other farm of cattle tell them of what I did No cows disobey me now

>> Anonymous (ID: Teiv/xQr) 04/11/13(Thu)22:58:31 UTC-5 No.472090560 Replies: File: 1365739111396.jpg-(63 KB, 600x488, Oh jesus.jpg) G I ■ 472091135>>47209182822472093126 Minecraft >I bred tons of cows had four cows and one calf >I bred them again One calf in particular never obeyed me >So I had to make it suffer >So I took it out into my house and locked in a dirt cellar >It grew up in there not knowing of the outside >Hearing the constant moos from it obviously missed it mother >So I let him free While they happily lived my was set into action >When it was sleeping I came into their fam >Killed his family >Turned his family into armor >As soon as it awoke I danced around him >Wearing his family and eating their meat >The moos came But into a glass box filled with water watched it drown as it floated to the top >Once it was killed I took its meat >l go to my other farm of cattle tell them of what I did No cows disobey me now

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