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Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *.4chan.oraf purchasing a self-serve ad, or buying a 4chan Pass File: 1395529095997 ipg-(266 KB, 1194x720, image.jpg) Anonymous (ID: KMXczd70) 03/23/14(Sun)00:58:15 UTC+2 No.538503729 Looking for honest feedback, hopefully from a femanon. Am I noticeable, fuckable, up to standards? Or would you kinda dismiss me? lI'm 21 and I'm still a virgin, never even held hands with a girl. I'm a pretty sociable guy and I have quite a few hobbies and interests. Any constructive criticism is appreciated as well thanks Anonymous (ID: keVwNCpm) 03/23/14(Sun)00:59:47 UTC+2 No.538503939 Replies: >538504585 File: 13955291 87025.pg-(11 KB. 224x225, w 3TerΛeH φa.Λ.jpg) He's going dl UUL Anonymous (ID: 1iZb8Ghw) 03/23/14(Sun)01:01:48 UTC+2 No.538504236 Replies: >538504431 you look pretty much normal anon,but you look a little like a chipmunk >> Anonymous (ID: KMXczd70) 03/23/14 (Sun)01:02:51 UTC +2 No.538504431 Replies: 538504671 File: 1395529371749.ipg-(287 KB, 720x1280, image.jpg) S> So attractive, or no? Anonymous (ID: EsWyPTRO) 03/23/14(Sun)01:03:51 UTC+2 No.538504585 Replies: 538504778 538503939 exactly this still getting really mad though, so qi OP

Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *.4chan.oraf purchasing a self-serve ad, or buying a 4chan Pass File: 1395529095997 ipg-(266 KB, 1194x720, image.jpg) Anonymous (ID: KMXczd70) 03/23/14(Sun)00:58:15 UTC+2 No.538503729 Looking for honest feedback, hopefully from a femanon. Am I noticeable, fuckable, up to standards? Or would you kinda dismiss me? lI'm 21 and I'm still a virgin, never even held hands with a girl. I'm a pretty sociable guy and I have quite a few hobbies and interests. Any constructive criticism is appreciated as well thanks Anonymous (ID: keVwNCpm) 03/23/14(Sun)00:59:47 UTC+2 No.538503939 Replies: >538504585 File: 13955291 87025.pg-(11 KB. 224x225, w 3TerΛeH φa.Λ.jpg) He's going dl UUL Anonymous (ID: 1iZb8Ghw) 03/23/14(Sun)01:01:48 UTC+2 No.538504236 Replies: >538504431 you look pretty much normal anon,but you look a little like a chipmunk >> Anonymous (ID: KMXczd70) 03/23/14 (Sun)01:02:51 UTC +2 No.538504431 Replies: 538504671 File: 1395529371749.ipg-(287 KB, 720x1280, image.jpg) S> So attractive, or no? Anonymous (ID: EsWyPTRO) 03/23/14(Sun)01:03:51 UTC+2 No.538504585 Replies: 538504778 538503939 exactly this still getting really mad though, so qi OP

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>> O Sousuke !!9DB4HiTVG3V 02/25/12(Sat)04:05 No.34583840 Θ >>34583805 jack penetrates aku's p---- -jack continues to pound her >as he reaches climax aku's shouts out in his normal voice FOOLISH SAMURAI WAIRRIOR jack e--------- in confusion with fear while aku is laughing while being bathed in semen green tight p---- >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)04:17 No. 34584010 Θ File: 1330161464.png-(118 KB, 480x360, aku.png) >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)04:20 No.34584047 Θ File: 1330161631.ipg-(66 KB, 470x352, 1325821919697.jpg) >34584010 >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)04:22 No. 34584070 Θ File: 1330161724.png-(148 KB, 415x270, aku2.png) >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)04:27 No. 34584122 Θ NOT VERY LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND >I, AKU, SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF SEDUCTION MADE A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLY EVIL AMOUNT OF C--

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□ Aneeymous 06/14E(Sat)14 07 No l687398 ello Im/, just started watching Gao Gai Gar. And I have been wondering was it realy necessary to smash the glass to active Final Fusion? Just think of how much time and money wasted replacing that piece ofglass Wouldn1 lting the glass up and pushing the button also give you the same resut as breaking t? Btw, how is it that despte smashing the glass with hee fist she got mo cuts or scratches on her? □ Anonymous06/14msat)14 09 No t687403 >Woulds lting the glass up and pushing the button also give you the same resut as breaking ? Na· lt wouldnt b.s awesome □ Anonymous06140 (Sat014 10 № 1687406 □ Anonymous 06/14ce ao1410 No 1687407 Bitches dont know about the Rule of Cool □ Anonymous 06/14e(Sat)14 11 No 1687411 I dont recal exactly what it's caled, but there is a type of glass that alon a person to do虹actly this and not leive any sharp edges for them to cut their hand on □ Anonymous 06/1400Sat014 13 No.ee74 19 This is why Taiga has to authonise Finall Fusion. They need to check they have enough meney to replace the glass every time Anonymous 08/1508 Sun042 No.168977 Fest of al do you have any idea how F------ STUP。it would be to activate Final fusion before it is actually needed? Do you realse the physical and psychological stress involved at ALL? Oh hey I dropped bookFINARU FUULUUUSIDOOON You must be a f------ idiot or semething to think that they would install REAL S------- GLASS in something that would be used more than 5 tieses BY A CUTE WOMAN Do you think this anime is set in the current time? NO駖set i, the m------------ FUTUREI thats why they have Transforming bulet tam and mothe cking RCe0TS-yes GANT Roe0TS WE HAVE S--- CALLED PLASTIC THAT WE PUT OVER FIRE ALARMS, DO YOU THINK THAT S--- IS MADE OUT OF GLASS? ARE YOU A FUCKNG T--- OR WHAT? FURTHER MORE. THIS S--- WAS INVENTED AT LEAST F------ 5 YEARS AGO IN THE F------ LEAST. THEN THEY HAVE SUGAR CLASS WHICH IS EXACTLY LOOKING UKE REAL GLASS THEY USE IN THE FILMS, YOU CAN PUNCH THAT ALL YOU LIKE AND NEVER GET CUT 00 YOU REALLY THINK THEY DONT HAVE THAT S--- IN THE FUTURE WITH MOTHERFUCKNG ROBOTS FINALLY WHO GMES A S--- IF ITS REAL GLASS OR NOT? THOSE JAPANESE BITCHES ARE ON SOME REAL S--- NOT UKE F------ UKE OP SO WHAT IF YOUR HAND GETS A FEW CUTSISCARSMR ASTRONAULT OUT THERE GOT HS MOTHEAFUCKNG WANG CUT OFF AND HIS A------ TURNED TO A BLENDER JUST SO HE COULD SAYVE "YOUR" ASSES EVERY FUCHNG EPISODE AND YOURE GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT A FEW CUTS TO THE HAND F------ S--- □ Anonymous 06/150e unpa 33 No 1600805

□ Aneeymous 06/14E(Sat)14 07 No l687398 ello Im/, just started watching Gao Gai Gar. And I have been wondering was it realy necessary to smash the glass to active Final Fusion? Just think of how much time and money wasted replacing that piece ofglass Wouldn1 lting the glass up and pushing the button also give you the same resut as breaking t? Btw, how is it that despte smashing the glass with hee fist she got mo cuts or scratches on her? □ Anonymous06/14msat)14 09 No t687403 >Woulds lting the glass up and pushing the button also give you the same resut as breaking ? Na· lt wouldnt b.s awesome □ Anonymous06140 (Sat014 10 № 1687406 □ Anonymous 06/14ce ao1410 No 1687407 Bitches dont know about the Rule of Cool □ Anonymous 06/14e(Sat)14 11 No 1687411 I dont recal exactly what it's caled, but there is a type of glass that alon a person to do虹actly this and not leive any sharp edges for them to cut their hand on □ Anonymous 06/1400Sat014 13 No.ee74 19 This is why Taiga has to authonise Finall Fusion. They need to check they have enough meney to replace the glass every time Anonymous 08/1508 Sun042 No.168977 Fest of al do you have any idea how F------ STUP。it would be to activate Final fusion before it is actually needed? Do you realse the physical and psychological stress involved at ALL? Oh hey I dropped bookFINARU FUULUUUSIDOOON You must be a f------ idiot or semething to think that they would install REAL S------- GLASS in something that would be used more than 5 tieses BY A CUTE WOMAN Do you think this anime is set in the current time? NO駖set i, the m------------ FUTUREI thats why they have Transforming bulet tam and mothe cking RCe0TS-yes GANT Roe0TS WE HAVE S--- CALLED PLASTIC THAT WE PUT OVER FIRE ALARMS, DO YOU THINK THAT S--- IS MADE OUT OF GLASS? ARE YOU A FUCKNG T--- OR WHAT? FURTHER MORE. THIS S--- WAS INVENTED AT LEAST F------ 5 YEARS AGO IN THE F------ LEAST. THEN THEY HAVE SUGAR CLASS WHICH IS EXACTLY LOOKING UKE REAL GLASS THEY USE IN THE FILMS, YOU CAN PUNCH THAT ALL YOU LIKE AND NEVER GET CUT 00 YOU REALLY THINK THEY DONT HAVE THAT S--- IN THE FUTURE WITH MOTHERFUCKNG ROBOTS FINALLY WHO GMES A S--- IF ITS REAL GLASS OR NOT? THOSE JAPANESE BITCHES ARE ON SOME REAL S--- NOT UKE F------ UKE OP SO WHAT IF YOUR HAND GETS A FEW CUTSISCARSMR ASTRONAULT OUT THERE GOT HS MOTHEAFUCKNG WANG CUT OFF AND HIS A------ TURNED TO A BLENDER JUST SO HE COULD SAYVE "YOUR" ASSES EVERY FUCHNG EPISODE AND YOURE GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT A FEW CUTS TO THE HAND F------ S--- □ Anonymous 06/150e unpa 33 No 1600805

The Legend of EB

Dude ded recently and here懑the balad of the mtevee us bsstard whenl wss younger, l had this hish hend who pred our school when l was ike 17 -be Some foreign guy has just joined, is family ust moved her -kved here with hrs dad nd h盻ltte soler, his mmded when he was younger as f--- 17 year old Britbong city called Derry in He gets put in mmy class and ends up siting next to me Call him a hippo because of his f------ industrial size front feeth and his big f------ ips s annoying EB with sht ke Do you Dude is OCD as f--- with his pencilcase and sht Goes nuts if anything gets moved, so his desk is sightly apart from everyone elses >We all get in sh foe tuck wth him on purpose 'We ought to know beter" The sdistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whole class All of a sudden EB just casualy raises a foot and pushes the Hippo's desk right the f--- over fatass off the ground through nothing but sheer autstic resentment Teacher huries over and is trying to eplain to EB about Oreg's autism whie Greg freaks the f--- out in his chir, breathing heavily as though e's trying to ift EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher "Ch sory, we don't have auism in Ireland Wi bump with more Anonymous OD wH7H0gC) 03/19/1 4Med120 13 4B UTCS № 538038190 Riplin 2242m h on EB's third day at our school He's a pretty cool guy lkes the same vidya and movies as me and is a big fan of Rugby, was captain of his team back in reland eE hrm the school has rugby team, he芳ys he'd ike tojon EB goes to check it out, starts off on the lower team because he's new Lower team conaists of fat f---- who think theyre shronk and a couple of kind of fast runners that next half The'l take ham Thomas postions himselt opposte EB urips on hin·grabs him byte neck to pul hm drwn and iterally rols on him like a ticking roling pin -EB didnt even have the bal What the f--- you playin at son I didnt even have the bal, do you even know how to fookin play the game lad EB grins You know over in Ireland you have to be fit to play sports, the faties get leit on the sideline EB grabs his amn and tosses him to the ground, dude twists his anke or something and starts twitching and squeaking ike a baby elephant with parkinsons EB gets put on top team Anonymous (D wHTiHO) 031914(Wed)20 28 25 UTC-5 No 538041 137 Repbes-altm months without inc Most people don't give him s--- anymore, mostly because he's just a rice guy as long as youre cool to him -No rodents aside from ǎfew close cals with Greg the Midy Autistc Hppo Apparently in Ireland they don't have gangs, they have paramiltaries fighting between whether Northen Ireland is British or Ih >He plays ㅕ down sit bd ican lell some s--- must havo happened because he always changes the subject when it gets close to home Edgy fapgot Luke comes back to school Luke hangs around with a pack of n------ who are al apparenty in a gang, he lkes to pretend he's part of this "gang and caries this f------ Stankey knie around that he painted red and blue for some reason One day at lunch Luke comes up to EB and out of nowhere stats asking fhis dad is alcohoic TopE Weveryore rto everyone to Nope aound Well tuck Ird wanna siff sptI had to sht out a daft bastardlke yourset. Jog on "You wirt totuck with the wrong person today Irish boy? EB starts laughing, lHeraly loses his sht at the ste of this Itie fagpot in a trenchcoat with a stanley knfe and actualy presses Ee gabs tes wnst, takes the tabled tlade from the hands of the chosen one, tosses t wer a fence and punches hrm straight nthe face We're out geting beer, Im with a 7/10 GT that Ive had a crush on for tucking months Her and EB get along realy wel, athough I sort of think she only hung out with us because EB did That right when we're all drunk me and QT end up f------ Leaving out my side because this is the ballad of Eight Beer, not me Spend ages taiking with QT, establish that she apparenty realy lkes me back Bro bonding beer EB heads up to bed, I stay down with the other guys to watch TV, OT was asleep when I came down About an hour later hear some noise and a scream from upstairs QT comes nunning dow with a towel round her, soaking wet, and runs out the front door Apparently EB sleeps naked, not surprised since I've found him naked before after a night of drinking ンsays she carne on to him even ater ali s--- she sat laughs and says hetook aprt to bed wth hm, it was tnthe table and when she ied onwth him hetossed 1 idioer her Threw her clothes out the window into the rain and told her to go and fetch Two weeks later he takes me to a pub and hooks me up with a 90 Anonymous 0D wHTH00句03.191 4(Wed 20 43:59 UTC-5 No 5380440 14 Rapaas-upum mamum wa 2242|ap -EB·nd rme are, total bros after berg frendsforafew years Having him as a best friend is like having those flashy trainers as a kid S--- :Hm and E汨were close, mostly because EB would buy him vidya and act super interested in the anme sht he lied because nobody elseother than me would loses has har er chemo aGotovst hin, EB is gong me 8礇there >He thinks rs awesome get our photo taken together wthout any har -EB lets him draw al kinds of dumb sht on his bad head, lets hm draw a dumb moustache on him l0 -Spend ages just dicking a >Son of a bitch luke who R is, Dukey the Rookle is across the bar in the same tucking trenchcoat he wore back at school :EB says hi, ch 右away to him ike noting ever happened >We head home and EB spend the night sitting up with me playing Batlefrant on my old PS2 and drinking, just trying to cheer me up me every time Sorry for that 2sad4me post, but iti make sense later Anonymous (ID woooec) 05/19/14(Wed20 5246 UTC-5 No 530045357 Reeses 쯔53awawmeesaaa Living together in a flst with some chick and her boyfriend The one song I remember isude Tomm by The Runyacks because it played when s--- went down -EB toldtem that he "an't bokn凱ytrouble lads, have beer and forget that trpeforthe night ye?" 4 of them jump on him, start beating the s--- out of him l tackle one of them to try help him, get the f--- beaten out of me but f--- that if's goddamn E8 in there EB broke the dudes He gets up, bleeding out of every pore in his beauoful irish body Bouncing around with his fists up, Iterally looks ike he could fly around the room he's bouncing that much The skinheads keep going for him but back off every time aher he swings, it looks lke he could knock a building down with that shi Babbing some incoherent sht in Irish rage, nobody understands the words but everyone understands the meaning pack up there sht n full swing theoughoud, lke a scene from a f------ movie Eight tucking beersl You splied eight of me f------ beers you hairless tuckin mongrels Dude is shouting ater the guys who jumped hm Eight beers lad, eight f------ beers What's the f------ craic there lke EB is going back to Ireland to vist his nan, she's real sick We land in Belfast I think thats the capital of the north but not of Ireland, idk how t worked EB never realy explained t, sad you won't understand the builshit poltics unless you grew up there sweetest tuckng old lady ever, says that E was always a rough lad but wk he'd never hurt a sour go 1o vist his nan with EB' greedy f----- This woman is clearly the most influenial family member in the Eight Beer famly EB shows me round Derry, tells me about how if's split religously and shows me this big ass wall Takes me to Befast agan and shows me the place where the ttanic was but -we end up gong to -Get pretty aurk.or place caled The Crown Bar per as EB calls it Walked around Belfast for a bt, he tels me about the history of some stut -Spend a few nights there, have a f------ blast but decide to head home, don't wanna be an inrusion on the whole nan stuation Plaus racbcally a part of Getting close to the end now. Shts hard to wnte, I miss hat f----- Anonymous (0D wH7HOC) 03/114(Wed1 18 48 UTC-5 No 538040230 "Apparently sme Kdoy Fidder caled Wiharm Wr寸 f----- EB when he wB5 8 kid caught agan night there nearly gets violent when -EB's sister gets beter, but is pretty f----- for ife Never talks, never leaves the house, she's pretty much a goddamn vegetable -EB spends aa of tvs trme oet work with her, rever come弓out arrymore, Not sts r, wth her we sormetmes com e round and drnk wth hrm bu -One nighe while he's sieeping, EB's f----- up sister OO's hve refuses to le ven, house note a55ung EBtht t's not tvs faut, ter's pretty muchth, meen su ct of过'don prt why she'd need to 5ay thot but㎡atever wH7HOQC) EB doesn't realy He doesn't want to go home because he has nothing there other than reminders, but doesntwn .He gets in 갠 few fights when we're out dming anyone who gves hm any 5ht gets mmediately f------ amidated nor e of th s ads everyone chl『 # that he used to do night he's dunk as Dude is fighting back tears >1 had t already guessed, but he starts teling me atout how he blames himseffor what happened to his sis have f------ known better this is his tail uterally canor change hs mind on this s---, looks like he has himse#1uly convincedth Pulls himsetr together We tak about old smes, laugh a bit things actuaily seem back so normal for a whle Ainight mabe. Let's have one for old time's sake, ae? a good hour He eventualy leaves, but before he goes he tells me that "You've been a good mate from day one mate. Honestly out on a limb rd do f----- anything for ya Take t easy lad He doesnt show up to work the next day EB doesn't reply to texts or answer place doeant answer is famly tatoo barmed hm5ef for not ㎞owng to protect hes 5ster and that he was too m serable to keep 5ht up I don't need thanked stopped grave every tme f-----

Dude ded recently and here懑the balad of the mtevee us bsstard whenl wss younger, l had this hish hend who pred our school when l was ike 17 -be Some foreign guy has just joined, is family ust moved her -kved here with hrs dad nd h盻ltte soler, his mmded when he was younger as f--- 17 year old Britbong city called Derry in He gets put in mmy class and ends up siting next to me Call him a hippo because of his f------ industrial size front feeth and his big f------ ips s annoying EB with sht ke Do you Dude is OCD as f--- with his pencilcase and sht Goes nuts if anything gets moved, so his desk is sightly apart from everyone elses >We all get in sh foe tuck wth him on purpose 'We ought to know beter" The sdistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whole class All of a sudden EB just casualy raises a foot and pushes the Hippo's desk right the f--- over fatass off the ground through nothing but sheer autstic resentment Teacher huries over and is trying to eplain to EB about Oreg's autism whie Greg freaks the f--- out in his chir, breathing heavily as though e's trying to ift EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher "Ch sory, we don't have auism in Ireland Wi bump with more Anonymous OD wH7H0gC) 03/19/1 4Med120 13 4B UTCS № 538038190 Riplin 2242m h on EB's third day at our school He's a pretty cool guy lkes the same vidya and movies as me and is a big fan of Rugby, was captain of his team back in reland eE hrm the school has rugby team, he芳ys he'd ike tojon EB goes to check it out, starts off on the lower team because he's new Lower team conaists of fat f---- who think theyre shronk and a couple of kind of fast runners that next half The'l take ham Thomas postions himselt opposte EB urips on hin·grabs him byte neck to pul hm drwn and iterally rols on him like a ticking roling pin -EB didnt even have the bal What the f--- you playin at son I didnt even have the bal, do you even know how to fookin play the game lad EB grins You know over in Ireland you have to be fit to play sports, the faties get leit on the sideline EB grabs his amn and tosses him to the ground, dude twists his anke or something and starts twitching and squeaking ike a baby elephant with parkinsons EB gets put on top team Anonymous (D wHTiHO) 031914(Wed)20 28 25 UTC-5 No 538041 137 Repbes-altm months without inc Most people don't give him s--- anymore, mostly because he's just a rice guy as long as youre cool to him -No rodents aside from ǎfew close cals with Greg the Midy Autistc Hppo Apparently in Ireland they don't have gangs, they have paramiltaries fighting between whether Northen Ireland is British or Ih >He plays ㅕ down sit bd ican lell some s--- must havo happened because he always changes the subject when it gets close to home Edgy fapgot Luke comes back to school Luke hangs around with a pack of n------ who are al apparenty in a gang, he lkes to pretend he's part of this "gang and caries this f------ Stankey knie around that he painted red and blue for some reason One day at lunch Luke comes up to EB and out of nowhere stats asking fhis dad is alcohoic TopE Weveryore rto everyone to Nope aound Well tuck Ird wanna siff sptI had to sht out a daft bastardlke yourset. Jog on "You wirt totuck with the wrong person today Irish boy? EB starts laughing, lHeraly loses his sht at the ste of this Itie fagpot in a trenchcoat with a stanley knfe and actualy presses Ee gabs tes wnst, takes the tabled tlade from the hands of the chosen one, tosses t wer a fence and punches hrm straight nthe face We're out geting beer, Im with a 7/10 GT that Ive had a crush on for tucking months Her and EB get along realy wel, athough I sort of think she only hung out with us because EB did That right when we're all drunk me and QT end up f------ Leaving out my side because this is the ballad of Eight Beer, not me Spend ages taiking with QT, establish that she apparenty realy lkes me back Bro bonding beer EB heads up to bed, I stay down with the other guys to watch TV, OT was asleep when I came down About an hour later hear some noise and a scream from upstairs QT comes nunning dow with a towel round her, soaking wet, and runs out the front door Apparently EB sleeps naked, not surprised since I've found him naked before after a night of drinking ンsays she carne on to him even ater ali s--- she sat laughs and says hetook aprt to bed wth hm, it was tnthe table and when she ied onwth him hetossed 1 idioer her Threw her clothes out the window into the rain and told her to go and fetch Two weeks later he takes me to a pub and hooks me up with a 90 Anonymous 0D wHTH00句03.191 4(Wed 20 43:59 UTC-5 No 5380440 14 Rapaas-upum mamum wa 2242|ap -EB·nd rme are, total bros after berg frendsforafew years Having him as a best friend is like having those flashy trainers as a kid S--- :Hm and E汨were close, mostly because EB would buy him vidya and act super interested in the anme sht he lied because nobody elseother than me would loses has har er chemo aGotovst hin, EB is gong me 8礇there >He thinks rs awesome get our photo taken together wthout any har -EB lets him draw al kinds of dumb sht on his bad head, lets hm draw a dumb moustache on him l0 -Spend ages just dicking a >Son of a bitch luke who R is, Dukey the Rookle is across the bar in the same tucking trenchcoat he wore back at school :EB says hi, ch 右away to him ike noting ever happened >We head home and EB spend the night sitting up with me playing Batlefrant on my old PS2 and drinking, just trying to cheer me up me every time Sorry for that 2sad4me post, but iti make sense later Anonymous (ID woooec) 05/19/14(Wed20 5246 UTC-5 No 530045357 Reeses 쯔53awawmeesaaa Living together in a flst with some chick and her boyfriend The one song I remember isude Tomm by The Runyacks because it played when s--- went down -EB toldtem that he "an't bokn凱ytrouble lads, have beer and forget that trpeforthe night ye?" 4 of them jump on him, start beating the s--- out of him l tackle one of them to try help him, get the f--- beaten out of me but f--- that if's goddamn E8 in there EB broke the dudes He gets up, bleeding out of every pore in his beauoful irish body Bouncing around with his fists up, Iterally looks ike he could fly around the room he's bouncing that much The skinheads keep going for him but back off every time aher he swings, it looks lke he could knock a building down with that shi Babbing some incoherent sht in Irish rage, nobody understands the words but everyone understands the meaning pack up there sht n full swing theoughoud, lke a scene from a f------ movie Eight tucking beersl You splied eight of me f------ beers you hairless tuckin mongrels Dude is shouting ater the guys who jumped hm Eight beers lad, eight f------ beers What's the f------ craic there lke EB is going back to Ireland to vist his nan, she's real sick We land in Belfast I think thats the capital of the north but not of Ireland, idk how t worked EB never realy explained t, sad you won't understand the builshit poltics unless you grew up there sweetest tuckng old lady ever, says that E was always a rough lad but wk he'd never hurt a sour go 1o vist his nan with EB' greedy f----- This woman is clearly the most influenial family member in the Eight Beer famly EB shows me round Derry, tells me about how if's split religously and shows me this big ass wall Takes me to Befast agan and shows me the place where the ttanic was but -we end up gong to -Get pretty aurk.or place caled The Crown Bar per as EB calls it Walked around Belfast for a bt, he tels me about the history of some stut -Spend a few nights there, have a f------ blast but decide to head home, don't wanna be an inrusion on the whole nan stuation Plaus racbcally a part of Getting close to the end now. Shts hard to wnte, I miss hat f----- Anonymous (0D wH7HOC) 03/114(Wed1 18 48 UTC-5 No 538040230 "Apparently sme Kdoy Fidder caled Wiharm Wr寸 f----- EB when he wB5 8 kid caught agan night there nearly gets violent when -EB's sister gets beter, but is pretty f----- for ife Never talks, never leaves the house, she's pretty much a goddamn vegetable -EB spends aa of tvs trme oet work with her, rever come弓out arrymore, Not sts r, wth her we sormetmes com e round and drnk wth hrm bu -One nighe while he's sieeping, EB's f----- up sister OO's hve refuses to le ven, house note a55ung EBtht t's not tvs faut, ter's pretty muchth, meen su ct of过'don prt why she'd need to 5ay thot but㎡atever wH7HOQC) EB doesn't realy He doesn't want to go home because he has nothing there other than reminders, but doesntwn .He gets in 갠 few fights when we're out dming anyone who gves hm any 5ht gets mmediately f------ amidated nor e of th s ads everyone chl『 # that he used to do night he's dunk as Dude is fighting back tears >1 had t already guessed, but he starts teling me atout how he blames himseffor what happened to his sis have f------ known better this is his tail uterally canor change hs mind on this s---, looks like he has himse#1uly convincedth Pulls himsetr together We tak about old smes, laugh a bit things actuaily seem back so normal for a whle Ainight mabe. Let's have one for old time's sake, ae? a good hour He eventualy leaves, but before he goes he tells me that "You've been a good mate from day one mate. Honestly out on a limb rd do f----- anything for ya Take t easy lad He doesnt show up to work the next day EB doesn't reply to texts or answer place doeant answer is famly tatoo barmed hm5ef for not ㎞owng to protect hes 5ster and that he was too m serable to keep 5ht up I don't need thanked stopped grave every tme f-----

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The end of a series.

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LEARN THE DIFFERENCE /S4S/ -DOESN'T GET UPSET ABOUT THEIR BOARD IDON'T LIKE X TIME TO COMPLAIN ON /Q/ -OPINIONS CONTRIBUTE TO DISCUSSION MUH FEELINS ABOUT XARE FACTS -KNOWS HOW TO TOGGLE A THREAD -KNOWS ALL THE 4CHAN RULES BY HEART -PLEASE MAKE A NICHE BOARD JUST FOR ME -ALWAYS RESPECTFUL TOWARDS MODS -CHECKS CATALOG BEFORE POSTING -CAN EASILY MAKE A COHERENT POINT -KNOWS HOW TO IGNORE OBVIOUS TROLLS -KEEPS THREAD BUMPED TRYING TO LOGIC USES SAGE APPROPRIATELY STRIVES FOR A BETTER OVERALL 4CHAN-GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, F--- EVERYONE ELSE -CAN FIND THE REPORT BUTTON -WONT WASTE YOUR TIME -IFI CAN'TIGNORE IT, IT'S EVERYONES PROBLEM -MAIN REASON MODS ARE OVERWORKED -CATA-WHAT? -90% OF POSTERS ARE FROM OR /SP/ -SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS -I THOUGHT YOU JUST MADE A THREAD IN /Q/P -READ MY PARAGRAPH ABOUT MODS-F---

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LEARN THE DIFFERENCE /SAs/ NI ONLY PLAYS VIDEO GAMES ON HARD MODE -STICKS WITH EASIEST DIFFICULTY INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSIONS ON GAMING HOW CAN I ADD THIS SPONGEBOB MEME? NEVER READS WALKTHROUGHS 100% EVERY GAME EVER PLAYED RESPECTS THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS NEVER SCREAMS OR RAGES ON MIC EXCELLENT TEAM PLAYER DOESNT DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW -DOESNT EAT DORITOS HAS A GIRLFRIEND DOESNT WATCH GAME REVIEWERS HAS A JOB SO CANT PLAY 24/7 ACTUALLY TALKS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES -PICK 5 CHARACTERS FOR YOUR X -GAMEFAQS ON BOOKMARKS LIST -GIVES UP AND PLAYS MULTIPLAYER -HATING EVERYTHING = FITTING IN -KILLING ME MEANS YOU HACK, F-----! GRIEFS OWN TEAM WHEN LOSING -GOTTA GET THAT DOUBLE HALO EXP, BRO -BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER OF CHAMPS -FEMALES DONT ENJOY DIRTY BASEMENTS -LOVES THE REVIEWERS ON TGWTG -HAS GAMES TO PLAY 24/7 SO NO JOB

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/v/ - Video Games □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)05:41 No.196196584 Jing-38 kB, 3321333, image 940 (38 KB, 332x333, image.jpg) 195196415 Jesus man □ Anonymous 06/22/13 Sat 04:32 No. 1 96 190395 Replies:ー1961 91202 196191 318ー1961 91506221 961 9191 Who is your favorite video game character? Mine is Tidus □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)04:33 No.196 190530 mine's mario 4479649 jpg-(126 KB, 884x720, jacobstoic.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)04:34 No. 196190594 Replies:ー19619073422196191016 P> File: 1371890067336 png-(400 KB, 640x480, 32.png) i hate this world □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)04 43 No 19619197 File: 1371890585632 png-(41 KB, 197x204, land sthought it was macaroni from the thumbnail >open it up □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)05:37 No. 196196196 Replies: 22 WHY File: 1371893852421ipg-(18 KB, 324x299, 1355859415812.jpg P> P> I just want to eat all of that. I don't know why what the f--- ng-(1 52 KB 393x399. FF0206.png) □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)05:44 No.196196895 941 Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)05:39 No.196196415] File: 1371894258722.ipg-(20 KB, 340x291, moneyball.j 58722.ipg-(20 KB, 04 "woahl I could save all my finger and toenails!" P> >"woah! I could save all my finger and toenails" I would guess at least 15 years. The Sonic picture used the most nails, and that was still way less than half of my total nails saved. The reason for saving is kind of silly. When I was younger my brother used to subscribe to Nintendo Power magazine. I remember an advertisement in it that stuck out to me. It was something like "Not since your prized toenail collection have your friends been so terrified of you". I was like woah! I could save all my finger and toenails! so l started doing that.

/v/ - Video Games □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)05:41 No.196196584 Jing-38 kB, 3321333, image 940 (38 KB, 332x333, image.jpg) 195196415 Jesus man □ Anonymous 06/22/13 Sat 04:32 No. 1 96 190395 Replies:ー1961 91202 196191 318ー1961 91506221 961 9191 Who is your favorite video game character? Mine is Tidus □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)04:33 No.196 190530 mine's mario 4479649 jpg-(126 KB, 884x720, jacobstoic.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)04:34 No. 196190594 Replies:ー19619073422196191016 P> File: 1371890067336 png-(400 KB, 640x480, 32.png) i hate this world □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)04 43 No 19619197 File: 1371890585632 png-(41 KB, 197x204, land sthought it was macaroni from the thumbnail >open it up □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)05:37 No. 196196196 Replies: 22 WHY File: 1371893852421ipg-(18 KB, 324x299, 1355859415812.jpg P> P> I just want to eat all of that. I don't know why what the f--- ng-(1 52 KB 393x399. FF0206.png) □ Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)05:44 No.196196895 941 Anonymous 06/22/13(Sat)05:39 No.196196415] File: 1371894258722.ipg-(20 KB, 340x291, moneyball.j 58722.ipg-(20 KB, 04 "woahl I could save all my finger and toenails!" P> >"woah! I could save all my finger and toenails" I would guess at least 15 years. The Sonic picture used the most nails, and that was still way less than half of my total nails saved. The reason for saving is kind of silly. When I was younger my brother used to subscribe to Nintendo Power magazine. I remember an advertisement in it that stuck out to me. It was something like "Not since your prized toenail collection have your friends been so terrified of you". I was like woah! I could save all my finger and toenails! so l started doing that.

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Anonymous 10/24/12(Wed)03:51 No.73542661 Replies: >73542724 2273542749 2:73542754 File: 1351065066701 ipg-(74 KB, 500x334, 4098940321 b8dfafcbe3[1].jpg) more fun than just spinning a pen □ Roko INekoFLANBk 10/24/12(Wed)03:53 No.73542724 Replies: 2273542739 2273542741 2273542749 ー735 42754 2273 5427 57 >273542765 2273 54 769 >>73542773 2273542805 22735 4282 2273 5423 53-3542861 73542661 simplying you can □ Anonymous 10/24/12(Wed)04:14 No.73543297 Replies: >>7354331122735 43323-73543324 2073543325 73543327 73543330 373543337 2>7354334073543346 73543359 73543375 >7354338173543390 □ Anonymous 10/24/12(Wed)04:14 No.73543297 Replies: >>73543311 22735433232273543324 >>73543325 73543327 »73543330 73543337 73543340 73543346 73543359 73543375 >73543381 73543390 73542724 n----- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=717EsEQahgU

Anonymous 10/24/12(Wed)03:51 No.73542661 Replies: >73542724 2273542749 2:73542754 File: 1351065066701 ipg-(74 KB, 500x334, 4098940321 b8dfafcbe3[1].jpg) more fun than just spinning a pen □ Roko INekoFLANBk 10/24/12(Wed)03:53 No.73542724 Replies: 2273542739 2273542741 2273542749 ー735 42754 2273 5427 57 >273542765 2273 54 769 >>73542773 2273542805 22735 4282 2273 5423 53-3542861 73542661 simplying you can □ Anonymous 10/24/12(Wed)04:14 No.73543297 Replies: >>7354331122735 43323-73543324 2073543325 73543327 73543330 373543337 2>7354334073543346 73543359 73543375 >7354338173543390 □ Anonymous 10/24/12(Wed)04:14 No.73543297 Replies: >>73543311 22735433232273543324 >>73543325 73543327 »73543330 73543337 73543340 73543346 73543359 73543375 >73543381 73543390 73542724 n----- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=717EsEQahgU

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□ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:48 No.17576199 Replies: 2217576239 17576190 I read a simple gun cleaning guide on the interwebs that said "lube all moving parts ALL OF THEM" later that day I encountered a post on /k/ that mentioned avoiding lubing the gas chamber. I don't know if I did bad or not 2 R □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:53 No.17576239 Replies: >>17576260 >217576282 File: 1376596415405.ipg-(17 KB, 402x402, image.jpg) GI Of course you're supposed to lube the gas chamber. It makes it so much easier to clean the filth that gets deposited there when you're done □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:57 No.17576260 Replies: 2217576275 17576239 tone of this post is sarcastic, can't tell if serious or not □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:58 No.17576275 Replies: 2217576282 File: 1376596712741 ipg-(9 KB, 204x127, image.jpg) GI P> □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:00 No. 17576282 Replies: >217576292 >>17576295 2217576320 >>17576339 17576239 P> can someone other than f------ hitler answer my question about lubing sks gas tube? If I need to wipe it off I can do that in about 3 minutes □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:01 No.17576292 Replies: 2217576329 File: 137659691 9 KB, 131x148, image jpg) GD 17576282 But I'm the undisputed master of all gas-related systems □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:02 No. 17576295 Replies: >>17576321 >>17576357 > 17576423 >>17576495 >217577070 >>17579635 >17576282 >can someone other than f------ hitler answer my question? This should be a banner □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:04 No.17576320 File 97075 (28 KB, 336x315, 1329501628082.jpg) GI P> >Ca answer my question n someone other than f------ hitler

□ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:48 No.17576199 Replies: 2217576239 17576190 I read a simple gun cleaning guide on the interwebs that said "lube all moving parts ALL OF THEM" later that day I encountered a post on /k/ that mentioned avoiding lubing the gas chamber. I don't know if I did bad or not 2 R □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:53 No.17576239 Replies: >>17576260 >217576282 File: 1376596415405.ipg-(17 KB, 402x402, image.jpg) GI Of course you're supposed to lube the gas chamber. It makes it so much easier to clean the filth that gets deposited there when you're done □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:57 No.17576260 Replies: 2217576275 17576239 tone of this post is sarcastic, can't tell if serious or not □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)15:58 No.17576275 Replies: 2217576282 File: 1376596712741 ipg-(9 KB, 204x127, image.jpg) GI P> □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:00 No. 17576282 Replies: >217576292 >>17576295 2217576320 >>17576339 17576239 P> can someone other than f------ hitler answer my question about lubing sks gas tube? If I need to wipe it off I can do that in about 3 minutes □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:01 No.17576292 Replies: 2217576329 File: 137659691 9 KB, 131x148, image jpg) GD 17576282 But I'm the undisputed master of all gas-related systems □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:02 No. 17576295 Replies: >>17576321 >>17576357 > 17576423 >>17576495 >217577070 >>17579635 >17576282 >can someone other than f------ hitler answer my question? This should be a banner □ Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)16:04 No.17576320 File 97075 (28 KB, 336x315, 1329501628082.jpg) GI P> >Ca answer my question n someone other than f------ hitler

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Movie Theater Lad 03/18/09(Wed)18:35 No.8586471 8586280 I'm blushing like crazy Okay, basically, when I was about 11-12, I was in boy scouts. Well, one night on a camping trip, all the boys were discussing hot girls and how awesome it would be if some hot girls from school came along Well, since I had always been the effeminate one at school, I decided that it would be good to, well, give the boys some relief. So l asked one of my lady friends to let me borrow her girl scout uniform ANYWHO! I did my hair all nice, smuggled the outfit into my bag, and when we got there at the campsite, we were given the opportunity to explore. Well, I snuck around behind this big rock and put everything on (yes, even panties and stockings and whatnot) I found the boys in a clearing and at first they didnt know who I was until a couple of seconds later they were like, "JP WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU DOING!?!?!" which led to more like, Well I'll be damned you look mighty pretty!" Using what I had learned from Bugs Bunny cartoons (God I'm a dork) I role-played pretending to be a lost girl-scout, playing up the charm and being a tease... just like Bugs Sexings occurred. Like, Me against twelve other boys. Luckily, they were all fairly attractive so... Yeah Movie Theater Lad 03/29/09(Sun)22:27 No.20035534 ,困 Basically, I was in a girl scout uniform surrounded by boys not wearing pants. They were all about 4-6 inches erect, and they were all pretty cute. I first started sucking off one of them well masturbating two others in my hands. A couple of other kids were jacking while watching, and I had to keep alternating between everybody. I got used to it after a while, most cocks feel the same in your mouth anyway They started getting frisky and started feeling me up. I had one guy grabbing my ass with another guy grabbing my c--- while another guy started kissing all over my face I'll finish this later to reply to these >20035246 Feel your erect d---. Its hard and has a layer of flesh attached. Now pull back on the flesh from the base. See how tight it is now? Now imagine it covered with spit. That's what. Also, I managed to get in pretty deep. Not TOO deep, since these are all 12 ylo cocks were talking about, but enough to reach their pubic hair with my nose 20035290 Nope. One guy really liked fingering me at first, and I had already been experimenting at home with brush handles. So no, not really. It felt really nice though. □ Movie Theater Lad 03/29/09(Sun)22:35 No.20035751 20035534 Okay, so the guy is kissing all over my face, not caring that a c--- is grazing against his face Everyone's grabbing all over me, and some of them are even making out with each other. Lost in the moment I guess. Within 7 minutes, theyre all pretty much naked except for me. I still got my berret and skirt on. One by leans up to me and tells me my hair was pretty and bit one my lip. That hurt. I told how bout he suck me off and he obliged. He stopped after a while though and started sucking on my toes and kissing my thigh There was this cute boy there named Timmy, who was cute but shy,Just sitting there」erking it not participating, and I crawled over two him and started to suck him off exclusively. Then one of the guys took this as a signal to pull down my panties and jam it in. Movie Theater Lad 03/29/09(Sun)22:43 No.20035965團握 20035714 They took them off. So while he's f------ me in the butt (l believe his name was Ryan), I'm sucking off this kid and he's making all these funny little grunts cuzi guess he never got his d--- sucked before Sure enough, Timmy blows his load in my mouth and needless to say I was like THIS IS DELICIOUS I MUST EAT! and so l sucked off a couple more guys till they came, and I also had a couple of guys shoot off inside of me and on my skin (by this point I'm nothing but my stockings, skirt, and beret). I decided that I would let each one have a round of f------ me in the ass, missionary or doggy as those were the only ones I knew, until they came. Each one f----- me for about 5 minutes each and to pass the time I could suck somebody off, but if they came in my mouth, they werent getting ass, too. Because thats not fair to everyone else. And if anyone could make me c-- without touching me I'd do them favors after school. I did it anyway for anybody in the end, but I just felt up for a challenge Most of them preferred missionary, so that they could see my face and make-out with me I mustve orgasm'd like 3 times in that one hour. It was mind-boggling.