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le: image ipg (146 KB, 486X720) Anonymous (ID: MSNV11B2) 08/06/14(Wed)14:40:11 No.560997224 > 560997330 560997373 Hey new f-- here. Can someone explain all the terms and lingo here? Like roll 69 and and stuff i still don't get it. Anonymous (ID: PoqP8zwo) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:04 No.560997330 >560997421 560997224 (OP) /thread Anonymous (ID: a1vR340v) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:11 No.560997342 Please kill yourself Anonymous (ID: mVuujNir) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:24 No.560997373 2P 972 Go back to tumblr Anonymous (ID: Q6oakyug) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:30 No.560997392 Look them up you f------ f----- Anonymous (ID 8Gc3ZGxt xt) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:43 No.560997421 2P /thread
le: image ipg (146 KB, 486X720) Anonymous (ID: MSNV11B2) 08/06/14(Wed)14:40:11 No.560997224 > 560997330 560997373 Hey new f-- here. Can someone explain all the terms and lingo here? Like roll 69 and and stuff i still don't get it. Anonymous (ID: PoqP8zwo) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:04 No.560997330 >560997421 560997224 (OP) /thread Anonymous (ID: a1vR340v) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:11 No.560997342 Please kill yourself Anonymous (ID: mVuujNir) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:24 No.560997373 2P 972 Go back to tumblr Anonymous (ID: Q6oakyug) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:30 No.560997392 Look them up you f------ f----- Anonymous (ID 8Gc3ZGxt xt) 08/06/14(Wed)14:41:43 No.560997421 2P /thread

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□ Anonymous (ID: dV3URVxz) 08/04/14(Mon)16:48:46 I have a story >be me >12 ylo in 2007 >family just got new computer >brother's at camp >dad's on business trip >mom just left for work >all alone recently learned you can watch p--- on the computer look it up >on pornhub watch first video >only ever jacked to still pictures before >totally naked because f--- it, no ones home hard as a statue >have huge urge to take a massive s--- p--- still playing in the living room >largest s--- of my life >half way through i hear my mom's car coming >ohshit jpeg panic and run to computer leaving a trail of s--- >exit out of p--- hear front door >mom screams because of turds on the floor >she think's >yells at him >I walk in, feeling relieved >"Hi momm >mfw i realize im still ass naked and rock hard it was Banjo, our labrador
□ Anonymous (ID: dV3URVxz) 08/04/14(Mon)16:48:46 I have a story >be me >12 ylo in 2007 >family just got new computer >brother's at camp >dad's on business trip >mom just left for work >all alone recently learned you can watch p--- on the computer look it up >on pornhub watch first video >only ever jacked to still pictures before >totally naked because f--- it, no ones home hard as a statue >have huge urge to take a massive s--- p--- still playing in the living room >largest s--- of my life >half way through i hear my mom's car coming >ohshit jpeg panic and run to computer leaving a trail of s--- >exit out of p--- hear front door >mom screams because of turds on the floor >she think's >yells at him >I walk in, feeling relieved >"Hi momm >mfw i realize im still ass naked and rock hard it was Banjo, our labrador

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veuld Spend a week hanging out with the it and ganining physical look up the IP o the pl and cannect the s----- thinkpad laptopI was given t 0ng anon how dd you et that to work You must be some sot of cemputer e Oico er that IT。 stee gay who sever does shd, and they've asked Pwnto earmet ther computers te the prrte, for weks deng sempk Omg youre so good wth coputens hat vwouild have taken me forever Gays he's these ts coneect peapes computens to the prie n kraw fanycee is reading but tuck t I wa ta keep typing Day aer day I de ewryfing IT should do which lybs dewn to iilaling divers and connecting hadw Dee day itry to connect printer to see sid aots comp edrecty to Iitf and ask the beat fi can get the panved Open t ap and i to his ory with the law Iusce tho beast goes toiwach at the same tne ry day wises everydeso servers not organzed at . Cheetos n bes desk Open a ow gaes then Ra They call him in when he gets back frore lunch and shew him the pctues HEISNT SUPPOSED TO DE N IT THIS S ANINVASON OF PRINACYT Spend half my days rataiig /it for the ri·ard oveyon" else rt carpary, the other half playing hl pokemon Ee l he s ane pysical fles, so when I get bored begin the insanely lang peocess o making eveyting pagets in my pechls as appoach, but thes ember the uth She jgys music has played ain for 11 ysars ae ase es, make copies of then and ing them be with for Open a terinal on r computer and type basc comunds such as Is-1 to bing up a lot of Do pws 9 her tacetesk passwort, dg sane nore have 100 ach inortion th wld not be puting it good use that a ayphony is playing at a earby theater ha Decide to buy twa tickets to n anan play vielin thar's so coo She's king down with Wed gets 1 bunch at nonis re attracted ta in sere wwind tcked up way The waing ss bes and I have knowledge on ny sde 00 to pick her apon 沚 day she taks abeut GTA Isealy sip sp and inost say Your e sad nothing aout you lking vides gnes You know Aren, some of w pieces they playedwo peces knew hew tsplay you hao a "soneet ,ouean coew and play you pece Sht is fancy as ack niceutae nice seting she lights sone candes She Mashes Getting paid stk a year ta help mi hook up their computers ta printers, making out with the goddess, this i ane o nsmory sow.no ose nds Get back ta wek playing inal Fantasy E and digitaiaing es aw IT guy, lord of the lsan t be lever of A musday n goto ber place She's upset. Trs just contused, cant beliene tis happessd in four months en re a jobless college graduie sith no and spaghl my pockets to IT guy lend of the eis, and ever ofAgd e she loves Ey isleep right now m comfortably cunk typing this stary then m going te go sleep uith y digging aound

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File: guesswho iog (21 KB, 704x400) 目 Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)21:06:31 No.1 10636180 [Reply] 22110644497 >>110644624221 1064470422110644936 whats his name again??? 45 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view 2d Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)00:23:46 No. 110644497 In the 4Kids dub he's called Steve Starsky, your normal average high schooler who gets ahold of the Sleep Pad, which belonged to the Dread Dream Wizard Rooks. Now in possession of the Sleep Pad, Steve Starsky and his wacky pear chomping sidekick Rooks are off to put the bad guys to sleep so that when they wake up they are energized by the power of dreams to do good. If only that pesky troll, Lol, didn't butt his head in his adventures Kanji Narukami 07/19/14(Sat)00:27:03 No.1 10644624 P> Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)00:29:05 No. 110644704 P> Lelouch vi Britannia Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)00:34:44 No.110644936 P> RIGHT Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)00:37:35 No. 110645048 Elevator?
File: guesswho iog (21 KB, 704x400) 目 Anonymous 07/18/14(Fri)21:06:31 No.1 10636180 [Reply] 22110644497 >>110644624221 1064470422110644936 whats his name again??? 45 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view 2d Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)00:23:46 No. 110644497 In the 4Kids dub he's called Steve Starsky, your normal average high schooler who gets ahold of the Sleep Pad, which belonged to the Dread Dream Wizard Rooks. Now in possession of the Sleep Pad, Steve Starsky and his wacky pear chomping sidekick Rooks are off to put the bad guys to sleep so that when they wake up they are energized by the power of dreams to do good. If only that pesky troll, Lol, didn't butt his head in his adventures Kanji Narukami 07/19/14(Sat)00:27:03 No.1 10644624 P> Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)00:29:05 No. 110644704 P> Lelouch vi Britannia Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)00:34:44 No.110644936 P> RIGHT Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)00:37:35 No. 110645048 Elevator?

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Return] [Catalog) [Bottom] sticky.ipg (199 KB, 979x734) google igdb ■ N Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:07:21 No.2353898メ >-2353910 >>2353918 >>2353945 >>2354007 >>2354533 >>2354585 >>2354808 >>2354954 >>2355131 >>235531 3 >>2355790 >>2355997 >>2356409 >>2356756 2357943 >2358270 2358733 >2360479 >2363004>2363525 >2364042 23691842369910 >>2369969 >2370193 > 2372212 How do you cope with not having a sticky ■ Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:09:55 No.2353910 lol nice, really nice me i just pretend top page 0 thread is stickied Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:11:42 No.2353918 great work OP now I'm not as sad ) Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:19:27 No.2353945 That's how I do it Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:33:18 No.2354007E 2 I can tell you but its 18+ so please only continue reading if you are at least 18. And dont tell your children. Trigger warning: Sexual. l masturbate on my screen and when I finish I look at the semen and say nice sticky" XDDDDDDDDDD Anonymous ## Mod : : O7/31/14(Thu)1 1:17:18 No.23545252 E>-2354528 >>2354534 >>2354535 >-2354537 >>2354540 >>2354546 >>2354559 >>2354616 >>2354668 >>2354696 >>2354750 >>2354772 >>2354778 >>2354791 >>2354808 >>2354946 >>2355024 >-2355138 3> 2355869 2355903> 2356756>2357541>23593092359325>2359372>2360877>2361270 >>2362867 >2364237>>2364243 > 2364247>2364254 >23642572364261 2364267>2364270>2364276 >2364277>2364279 >>2364280> 2364285 2364288 >23642922364303>2364305>23643082364314>2364317 > 2364319 2364322 23643312364334>2364340 23643472364354>>2364359 23643662364370>2364372 2364374>>2364376 2364378 2364383>2364390 >>2364395>2364397>2364404 2364410 2364415 2364419 >>2364426 2364434>>23644432364453 >2364460 >2364466> 2364472>2364477 >2364480>2364485>>2364486 2364492 23644942364595 2365430 2366219 2366896 >>2367810 >2367816>>2367819 >2367829 2367868 2368860 >>2368863 2368867 >2368869 2368874>>2368880 >2368909 > 2368933>2368953 >>2368957 2368963 >2368969 2368972>>2368976 2368982 2368991 >2368999 > 2369004 >>2369009>>2369014 2369019>2369026>>2369030 >2369035 -2369039 2369046>>2369051 23690562369063>2369069 >>2369072> 236907623690802369086 2369094>2369098 2369104 >2369109 2369113> 2369116>2369120 3>2369123>2369126>> 2369128>2369133 2369139 >2369141>>2369145 2369152 >>2369159 2369163 >2369170>2369175> 2369182 >>2369186>>2369190>2369191 2369194>2369202>>2369210>>23692182369225 2369231 2369240 >>2369247 >>2369252 >>2369259 >2369269 >2369277>2369278 >>2369290 >2369295>>2369301 >>2369307 >2369321 >2369330 2369340>>2369349 >>2369357 2369366>>2369374 2369381>>2369387 2369393 >>2369396 >>2369402>>2369408 >>2369414>2369416>>2369619 2369682>>2369723>2369735 >>2369818 2369900>>2369934>>2369940 >2369957 >2370173>2370459 2371665 >23722502373238 >>2373931 i usually just sticky something to deal with the stress of not having a sticky, but thats just me
Return] [Catalog) [Bottom] sticky.ipg (199 KB, 979x734) google igdb ■ N Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:07:21 No.2353898メ >-2353910 >>2353918 >>2353945 >>2354007 >>2354533 >>2354585 >>2354808 >>2354954 >>2355131 >>235531 3 >>2355790 >>2355997 >>2356409 >>2356756 2357943 >2358270 2358733 >2360479 >2363004>2363525 >2364042 23691842369910 >>2369969 >2370193 > 2372212 How do you cope with not having a sticky ■ Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:09:55 No.2353910 lol nice, really nice me i just pretend top page 0 thread is stickied Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:11:42 No.2353918 great work OP now I'm not as sad ) Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:19:27 No.2353945 That's how I do it Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)09:33:18 No.2354007E 2 I can tell you but its 18+ so please only continue reading if you are at least 18. And dont tell your children. Trigger warning: Sexual. l masturbate on my screen and when I finish I look at the semen and say nice sticky" XDDDDDDDDDD Anonymous ## Mod : : O7/31/14(Thu)1 1:17:18 No.23545252 E>-2354528 >>2354534 >>2354535 >-2354537 >>2354540 >>2354546 >>2354559 >>2354616 >>2354668 >>2354696 >>2354750 >>2354772 >>2354778 >>2354791 >>2354808 >>2354946 >>2355024 >-2355138 3> 2355869 2355903> 2356756>2357541>23593092359325>2359372>2360877>2361270 >>2362867 >2364237>>2364243 > 2364247>2364254 >23642572364261 2364267>2364270>2364276 >2364277>2364279 >>2364280> 2364285 2364288 >23642922364303>2364305>23643082364314>2364317 > 2364319 2364322 23643312364334>2364340 23643472364354>>2364359 23643662364370>2364372 2364374>>2364376 2364378 2364383>2364390 >>2364395>2364397>2364404 2364410 2364415 2364419 >>2364426 2364434>>23644432364453 >2364460 >2364466> 2364472>2364477 >2364480>2364485>>2364486 2364492 23644942364595 2365430 2366219 2366896 >>2367810 >2367816>>2367819 >2367829 2367868 2368860 >>2368863 2368867 >2368869 2368874>>2368880 >2368909 > 2368933>2368953 >>2368957 2368963 >2368969 2368972>>2368976 2368982 2368991 >2368999 > 2369004 >>2369009>>2369014 2369019>2369026>>2369030 >2369035 -2369039 2369046>>2369051 23690562369063>2369069 >>2369072> 236907623690802369086 2369094>2369098 2369104 >2369109 2369113> 2369116>2369120 3>2369123>2369126>> 2369128>2369133 2369139 >2369141>>2369145 2369152 >>2369159 2369163 >2369170>2369175> 2369182 >>2369186>>2369190>2369191 2369194>2369202>>2369210>>23692182369225 2369231 2369240 >>2369247 >>2369252 >>2369259 >2369269 >2369277>2369278 >>2369290 >2369295>>2369301 >>2369307 >2369321 >2369330 2369340>>2369349 >>2369357 2369366>>2369374 2369381>>2369387 2369393 >>2369396 >>2369402>>2369408 >>2369414>2369416>>2369619 2369682>>2369723>2369735 >>2369818 2369900>>2369934>>2369940 >2369957 >2370173>2370459 2371665 >23722502373238 >>2373931 i usually just sticky something to deal with the stress of not having a sticky, but thats just me

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File 1304929233 ipg-(45 KB, 338x322, 1273474763849.jpg) Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:20:33 No. 327562039 swalk in to bathroom >some guy taking a s--- >don't think any thing of it surinals have been stuffed with toilet paper, so i use the stall next to him >he hasnt made a sound since he's noticed my presence >i'm the snake and he's the rat >he's lifeless and silent as i wait for my moment to strike >5 minutes pass >leave stall and open the door, pretending to leave >he lets out a low sigh of relief and lets out a mach 4 fart, most likely cracking the porcelain with the force of the fart that was ejected from his ass >begin to maniacally laugh and pound on his stall door he's lets out a screech and falls over to the floor >hear the jet stream that is his diarrhea spray splash against the stall >foaming at the mouth because ive been laughing so hard sopen the door and tell him "it's time" >he whimpers and extends his arm towards me lift him and begin to chant in an unintelligible, archaic language >he slowly begins to ascend to the heavens >jesus embraces the newly reborn soul in to his arms >he is never seen or heard from again so, how's your day been, b/? sS □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:21:55 No.3275621 97 File1304929315 png- KB, 679x427, wat.png) Wat □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:22:50 No.327562329 WHAT THE F--- □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:23:47 No.327562439 File1304929427 ipg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1276750028536.jpg) □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:24:41 No.327562557 File1304929481 png-(45 KB, 359x544, carolsucks.png) I dont sS □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:24:46 No.327562570 this never happened □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:25:42 No.327562677 op is a fa- WAT
File 1304929233 ipg-(45 KB, 338x322, 1273474763849.jpg) Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:20:33 No. 327562039 swalk in to bathroom >some guy taking a s--- >don't think any thing of it surinals have been stuffed with toilet paper, so i use the stall next to him >he hasnt made a sound since he's noticed my presence >i'm the snake and he's the rat >he's lifeless and silent as i wait for my moment to strike >5 minutes pass >leave stall and open the door, pretending to leave >he lets out a low sigh of relief and lets out a mach 4 fart, most likely cracking the porcelain with the force of the fart that was ejected from his ass >begin to maniacally laugh and pound on his stall door he's lets out a screech and falls over to the floor >hear the jet stream that is his diarrhea spray splash against the stall >foaming at the mouth because ive been laughing so hard sopen the door and tell him "it's time" >he whimpers and extends his arm towards me lift him and begin to chant in an unintelligible, archaic language >he slowly begins to ascend to the heavens >jesus embraces the newly reborn soul in to his arms >he is never seen or heard from again so, how's your day been, b/? sS □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:21:55 No.3275621 97 File1304929315 png- KB, 679x427, wat.png) Wat □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:22:50 No.327562329 WHAT THE F--- □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:23:47 No.327562439 File1304929427 ipg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1276750028536.jpg) □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:24:41 No.327562557 File1304929481 png-(45 KB, 359x544, carolsucks.png) I dont sS □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:24:46 No.327562570 this never happened □ Anonymous 05/09/11 (Mon)04:25:42 No.327562677 op is a fa- WAT

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Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)00:55 No. 16442287 Replies: 16442341 22164423432216442433 3216442460 3316442510 >listening to music >cl eaning up my man cave >gf says she is going to the store >decide it's time for a fap >wait a few minutes after she left >strip naked because that's how I do >searching for that perfect fap video >getting close hear the door open and shut >shut my computer down but keep fapping hoping gf will come down and finish me off >decide l am going to surprise her and j--- the second she walks in (seemed better at the time) >hear someone walking down the stairs >decide to stand for this >as the door opens shoot my load all over some dude in a ski mask >l literally fall back stunned and reach for my gun >he is yelling w-- >hold him at gunpoint until the cops come >cop asks what is all over the guys shirt and pants >explain and give my statement >l can still hear them laughing
Anonymous 05/25/13(Sat)00:55 No. 16442287 Replies: 16442341 22164423432216442433 3216442460 3316442510 >listening to music >cl eaning up my man cave >gf says she is going to the store >decide it's time for a fap >wait a few minutes after she left >strip naked because that's how I do >searching for that perfect fap video >getting close hear the door open and shut >shut my computer down but keep fapping hoping gf will come down and finish me off >decide l am going to surprise her and j--- the second she walks in (seemed better at the time) >hear someone walking down the stairs >decide to stand for this >as the door opens shoot my load all over some dude in a ski mask >l literally fall back stunned and reach for my gun >he is yelling w-- >hold him at gunpoint until the cops come >cop asks what is all over the guys shirt and pants >explain and give my statement >l can still hear them laughing

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Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:53:32 No.64281757 64283007 File: 1400472684997 png (70 KB, 700x629) 64281757 That's actually really funny. It ignores the fact that there are multiple ways of writing things, and that most of those kanji are ported over from even older Chinese symbols, but it's still funny A quick glance into the Japanese writing system: Woman/Feminity 姦 wicked ness/R---: Woman x3(女·女·女) 嫁 (女·家) Bride: Woman + House 妨 ndeか yOx. Disturbance: Woman+Method/Wa 娘 Daughter/Maiden: Woman + Good (女·良) 妬 (女·石) Envv: Woman Gem/Stone 嬲Ridicule: "Man-Woman Man(男·女·男) 嫐Flirt: Winan . Man . Wonian(女·男·女) 64281609 But anon, Japan did nothing wrong and it will never do anything wrong
Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:53:32 No.64281757 64283007 File: 1400472684997 png (70 KB, 700x629) 64281757 That's actually really funny. It ignores the fact that there are multiple ways of writing things, and that most of those kanji are ported over from even older Chinese symbols, but it's still funny A quick glance into the Japanese writing system: Woman/Feminity 姦 wicked ness/R---: Woman x3(女·女·女) 嫁 (女·家) Bride: Woman + House 妨 ndeか yOx. Disturbance: Woman+Method/Wa 娘 Daughter/Maiden: Woman + Good (女·良) 妬 (女·石) Envv: Woman Gem/Stone 嬲Ridicule: "Man-Woman Man(男·女·男) 嫐Flirt: Winan . Man . Wonian(女·男·女) 64281609 But anon, Japan did nothing wrong and it will never do anything wrong

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□ MR. RAGE ID9BS8Lio6 02/17/09(Tue)23:58 No.3745657 s2 3745591 NO, BECAUSE PALADINS CAN'T BE "MADE" TO FALL WHEN A PALADIN FALLS, IT ISNT BECAUSE HIS GOD DECIDED TO TAKE HIS DIVINE C--- AND SLAP IT ON THE PALADIN'S FACE BECAUSE THE PALADIN WAS GIVEN A CHOICE BETWEEN "LOL BABIES DIE" AND "LOL EVIL" A PALADIN FALLS BECAUSE HE'S LOST FAITH. A PALADIN FALLS OF HIS OWN ACCORD. HIS FAITH MIGHT TAKE A BEATING WHEN HIS HOMETOWN IS SWALLOWED UP IN FLAMES. HIS FAITH MIGHT TAKE A BEATING WHEN HIS LOVE HAS HER SOUL HARVESTED BY INVADING DEMONS. HIS FAITH MIGHT TAKE A BEATING WHEN HIS CHURCH LEADER TURNS OUT TO BE A CORRUPT PSYCHOPATH BUT EVEN THE TINIEST, MOST PITIFUL SPARK OF FAITH CAN BE FANNED INTO A ROARING INFERNO, DEEP WITHIN THE PALADIN'S SOUL, ZEAL POURING FROM HIS EVERY MOTION AS HE STANDS AS A BEACON IN THE DARKNESS, A SHINING MARKER OF THE POWER OF COURAGE AND VALOR. BUT ONLY THE PALADIN CAN EXTINGUISH THAT SPARK, AND ONLY WHEN HE HAS TRULY, TRULY, LOST HOPE, CAN A PALADIN FALL.
□ MR. RAGE ID9BS8Lio6 02/17/09(Tue)23:58 No.3745657 s2 3745591 NO, BECAUSE PALADINS CAN'T BE "MADE" TO FALL WHEN A PALADIN FALLS, IT ISNT BECAUSE HIS GOD DECIDED TO TAKE HIS DIVINE C--- AND SLAP IT ON THE PALADIN'S FACE BECAUSE THE PALADIN WAS GIVEN A CHOICE BETWEEN "LOL BABIES DIE" AND "LOL EVIL" A PALADIN FALLS BECAUSE HE'S LOST FAITH. A PALADIN FALLS OF HIS OWN ACCORD. HIS FAITH MIGHT TAKE A BEATING WHEN HIS HOMETOWN IS SWALLOWED UP IN FLAMES. HIS FAITH MIGHT TAKE A BEATING WHEN HIS LOVE HAS HER SOUL HARVESTED BY INVADING DEMONS. HIS FAITH MIGHT TAKE A BEATING WHEN HIS CHURCH LEADER TURNS OUT TO BE A CORRUPT PSYCHOPATH BUT EVEN THE TINIEST, MOST PITIFUL SPARK OF FAITH CAN BE FANNED INTO A ROARING INFERNO, DEEP WITHIN THE PALADIN'S SOUL, ZEAL POURING FROM HIS EVERY MOTION AS HE STANDS AS A BEACON IN THE DARKNESS, A SHINING MARKER OF THE POWER OF COURAGE AND VALOR. BUT ONLY THE PALADIN CAN EXTINGUISH THAT SPARK, AND ONLY WHEN HE HAS TRULY, TRULY, LOST HOPE, CAN A PALADIN FALL.

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□ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:28 No. 19633734 (851 KB, 1536x1751, 1322539473827.jpg) 19633652 >Don't really identify with the furry subculture >Just appreciate p---, regardless of what form it takes >Roll a catfolk monk >Chick in my group turns into a creep over it, playing a giant of a male fighter >It eventually turns into an attempted r--- >Chick failed to take into account my ridiculous grapple modifier >End up walking him out of my inn room, down a flight of stairs, around the room a few times, all while maintaining a death-grip on her character's balls and moving five feet at a time because of how the grappling system works "What does 'no' mean?" >"IT MEANS NO" "And what does that mean? "IT MEANS NOOO" >"What did we learn today?" >"CATS DONT DANCE" "...Clarify." "THEY DONT DO THE HORIZONTAL TANGO" > "Ahahaha, okay, that was good. But I swear to God, if you try this again, I'm keeping your junk in a box." >My character's face after it was over with □ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:29 No. 19633741 S> >cat's don't dance hahahaha □ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:30 No. 19633744 File: 1340706621647 gif-(482 KB, 500x281, 1332795416556.gif) 19633734 >mfw □ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:31 No.19633750 S> > attempted r--- I kind of want to hear the rest of this story. Sounds hilarious □ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:42 No. 19633813 19633750 Eh, she was one of those people that think people who play with a Small size categories are waiting for a Yaoi Elemental styled after Santa Claus to ream their metaphorical chimneys It started with subtle hints, then graduated to non-subtle hints. Then it turned into ass-slapping, football style, after fights were over. It finally metamorphosed into the attempted r--- in private messages, which I promptly forwarded to the DM and dragged into a place where I could sling some dice After that, we had a long out-of-character discussion about boundaries and agreed to never do anything like that again, lest l explain why her character was shouting like a loon on that night and risk ostracizing her. In return, I compromised by not retaliating when she referred to my character as a "catboi." Healthy relationships are all about compromise, I'm told
□ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:28 No. 19633734 (851 KB, 1536x1751, 1322539473827.jpg) 19633652 >Don't really identify with the furry subculture >Just appreciate p---, regardless of what form it takes >Roll a catfolk monk >Chick in my group turns into a creep over it, playing a giant of a male fighter >It eventually turns into an attempted r--- >Chick failed to take into account my ridiculous grapple modifier >End up walking him out of my inn room, down a flight of stairs, around the room a few times, all while maintaining a death-grip on her character's balls and moving five feet at a time because of how the grappling system works "What does 'no' mean?" >"IT MEANS NO" "And what does that mean? "IT MEANS NOOO" >"What did we learn today?" >"CATS DONT DANCE" "...Clarify." "THEY DONT DO THE HORIZONTAL TANGO" > "Ahahaha, okay, that was good. But I swear to God, if you try this again, I'm keeping your junk in a box." >My character's face after it was over with □ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:29 No. 19633741 S> >cat's don't dance hahahaha □ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:30 No. 19633744 File: 1340706621647 gif-(482 KB, 500x281, 1332795416556.gif) 19633734 >mfw □ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:31 No.19633750 S> > attempted r--- I kind of want to hear the rest of this story. Sounds hilarious □ Anonymous 06/26/12(Tue)06:42 No. 19633813 19633750 Eh, she was one of those people that think people who play with a Small size categories are waiting for a Yaoi Elemental styled after Santa Claus to ream their metaphorical chimneys It started with subtle hints, then graduated to non-subtle hints. Then it turned into ass-slapping, football style, after fights were over. It finally metamorphosed into the attempted r--- in private messages, which I promptly forwarded to the DM and dragged into a place where I could sling some dice After that, we had a long out-of-character discussion about boundaries and agreed to never do anything like that again, lest l explain why her character was shouting like a loon on that night and risk ostracizing her. In return, I compromised by not retaliating when she referred to my character as a "catboi." Healthy relationships are all about compromise, I'm told

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File 1298995424.ipg-(25 KB, 500x375, gem.ipg) □ Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)11:03 No.14087093 My friend purchased a magic ring for 5gp, which the traveling salesman said had the power to make it look like his finger disappeared when he put it on. The novelty worked just as described, except that it didn't just look like his finger wasn't there, it truly wasn't A little guesswork, and he decides it must be a fey ring, a tiny little portal to another dimension. Rolling up tiny pieces of parchment with letters on them, he would push them through the ring, and they would disappear. He would do this several times a day, for a week or so, but nothing would happen. Finally, a letter was sent back. A tiny little scroll that required a glass lens (which was rather expensive to purchase) to read, it rather rudely asked for him to stop littering the fey's study So, my friend decided to do what any intelligent person would. He threw the ring into the bottom of a lake A month later, the fey kingdom is waging war on all humanity because the Queen of the Fey's castle is completely flooded, and the merfolk tribes that lived within the lake are waging war because some foul sorcery has dramatically reduced the amount of water in the lake and continues to do so Hundreds of people die or are enslaved each day, and no one seems to know where the source for all these troubles came from. Most people are blaming the druids, who are being hunted and killed, all while the sacred groves the druids were to protect are razed and destroyed by the supernatural war Our adventuring party, deciding that we couldn't stand to see all this happen, moved into the next region, away from all the chaos
File 1298995424.ipg-(25 KB, 500x375, gem.ipg) □ Anonymous 03/01/11(Tue)11:03 No.14087093 My friend purchased a magic ring for 5gp, which the traveling salesman said had the power to make it look like his finger disappeared when he put it on. The novelty worked just as described, except that it didn't just look like his finger wasn't there, it truly wasn't A little guesswork, and he decides it must be a fey ring, a tiny little portal to another dimension. Rolling up tiny pieces of parchment with letters on them, he would push them through the ring, and they would disappear. He would do this several times a day, for a week or so, but nothing would happen. Finally, a letter was sent back. A tiny little scroll that required a glass lens (which was rather expensive to purchase) to read, it rather rudely asked for him to stop littering the fey's study So, my friend decided to do what any intelligent person would. He threw the ring into the bottom of a lake A month later, the fey kingdom is waging war on all humanity because the Queen of the Fey's castle is completely flooded, and the merfolk tribes that lived within the lake are waging war because some foul sorcery has dramatically reduced the amount of water in the lake and continues to do so Hundreds of people die or are enslaved each day, and no one seems to know where the source for all these troubles came from. Most people are blaming the druids, who are being hunted and killed, all while the sacred groves the druids were to protect are razed and destroyed by the supernatural war Our adventuring party, deciding that we couldn't stand to see all this happen, moved into the next region, away from all the chaos

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Anonymous 04/30/14(Wed)19:59:11 No.31834217 2231836608 s> > monster manuel Thees ees a dragon, senor." > "No, Manuel, that's a lizard. You put those wings on there with duct tape." "No, see, ees dragon. Ees set fire to joor enemees weeth hees nasty breath weapong. Only fiye seelvar peeses." > "Oh, for- well, it's still better than the five thousand gold the wizards' guild wanted for a real dragon. Gracias senor. Thank joo for veesiteeng Monster Manuel's Mercado de Monstrositas." Anonymous 04/30/14(Wed)23:22:03 No.31838167 31837197 See, I breeng you a greeffon. Ees very hungree." "Manuel, that's a housecat with a bird mask." "Ees a bebby greeffon. I theeng they do nah grow their weengs unteel they are mebby three years old? 'Sokay, mang." Anonymous 05/01/14(Thu)08:37:47 No.31838465 >>31338788 >>31841 113 > "Monster Manuel, I am Captain Damos of the city watch. Ive been receiving complaints regarding some of your... merchandise." Wha seem to be the problem offeeser?" > Take this 'beholder here. It appears to be a chicken with a number of discharged magic wands stuck to it with tanglefoot goop. No, ees a beholder. Eet ees sleeping, so you no can see the eyes." > Why is it clucking and eating insects? Sometime they sleepwalk." > "Beholders don't have legs." Thees one jus was born like thees. A weezard do eet, maybe?" >Manuel, this is - where did you even get this many used magic wands? You know what? Never mind. What about this 'nymph' you've got here? This is just a naked woman manacled to a tree. In fact- is that your sister? No, senor, thees ees a dryah. She ees very preetty, no? You wan buy her? Twenty seelver." >>"Si, senor, I yam a dryad. Don you theenk I yam preetty? | Anonymous 05/01/14(Thu)08:52:39 No.31838768 >2318388952231841 113 31838465 > FOOLS! You have walked into my trap! Now, beohold the terrible might of my newest minion, the dreaded... uhh, that is, the terrible... Oh, come on, Manuel, what the f--- is that thing? Eet ees a mind flayer, senor." > "No, Manuel, that is not a mind flayer. I'm reasonably sure that that is a man in a gimp suit eating a plate of calamari." Oh, I theeng you dee not feed heem enough braings. He got hangree an started eeteeng hees own face. Joo shoo reed the eenstructions more careful nex time, senor."
Anonymous 04/30/14(Wed)19:59:11 No.31834217 2231836608 s> > monster manuel Thees ees a dragon, senor." > "No, Manuel, that's a lizard. You put those wings on there with duct tape." "No, see, ees dragon. Ees set fire to joor enemees weeth hees nasty breath weapong. Only fiye seelvar peeses." > "Oh, for- well, it's still better than the five thousand gold the wizards' guild wanted for a real dragon. Gracias senor. Thank joo for veesiteeng Monster Manuel's Mercado de Monstrositas." Anonymous 04/30/14(Wed)23:22:03 No.31838167 31837197 See, I breeng you a greeffon. Ees very hungree." "Manuel, that's a housecat with a bird mask." "Ees a bebby greeffon. I theeng they do nah grow their weengs unteel they are mebby three years old? 'Sokay, mang." Anonymous 05/01/14(Thu)08:37:47 No.31838465 >>31338788 >>31841 113 > "Monster Manuel, I am Captain Damos of the city watch. Ive been receiving complaints regarding some of your... merchandise." Wha seem to be the problem offeeser?" > Take this 'beholder here. It appears to be a chicken with a number of discharged magic wands stuck to it with tanglefoot goop. No, ees a beholder. Eet ees sleeping, so you no can see the eyes." > Why is it clucking and eating insects? Sometime they sleepwalk." > "Beholders don't have legs." Thees one jus was born like thees. A weezard do eet, maybe?" >Manuel, this is - where did you even get this many used magic wands? You know what? Never mind. What about this 'nymph' you've got here? This is just a naked woman manacled to a tree. In fact- is that your sister? No, senor, thees ees a dryah. She ees very preetty, no? You wan buy her? Twenty seelver." >>"Si, senor, I yam a dryad. Don you theenk I yam preetty? | Anonymous 05/01/14(Thu)08:52:39 No.31838768 >2318388952231841 113 31838465 > FOOLS! You have walked into my trap! Now, beohold the terrible might of my newest minion, the dreaded... uhh, that is, the terrible... Oh, come on, Manuel, what the f--- is that thing? Eet ees a mind flayer, senor." > "No, Manuel, that is not a mind flayer. I'm reasonably sure that that is a man in a gimp suit eating a plate of calamari." Oh, I theeng you dee not feed heem enough braings. He got hangree an started eeteeng hees own face. Joo shoo reed the eenstructions more careful nex time, senor."

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Help me out a bit /tg. Yesterday I went to watch Godzilla with one of my players and we had a pretty good time. Then I invited her to eat something and we were talking about the we game we had just finished. I asked her if she had ideas for the coming game and she said she would love to have a game based on something, but that I would say no. I asked what as that, and she said it was a low fantasy thing kinda based on a setting called Gor. And well, seeing she is my friend, is super qt and almost dragged me off work so l went watch Godzilla with her l thought I could do it. I figured out "Gor" was some average barbarian thing And well, I searched on Google and found out what it is about, and I have no idea how l could do that without my other 3 players throwing a revolt What would you do /tg/? Just tell her I changed my mind even if she will be sad? or go with it and see what happens? Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)10:06:35 No.32316540 2232316602 >>32316612 >>32316850 Sher Stopped reading there. You're going to the movies with her and she's still just "one of your players"? Why arent you f------ et □ Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)10:09:35 No.32316602 2232316612 >>32316629 2232317509 >>32324617 32316540 Because you can have female friends without f------ them? She's my friend and has been for like five years now, and she has never asked me out or anything □ Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)10:12:25 No.3231 6659、2-32320100 ile: Incredulous Girl2 png (326 KB, 561x590) tg/, bad with women since 4000 Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)10:34:03 No.32317108 32317370 >32317393 >32317432 32320618 >-3231 7166 >232317172 >>32317178 >>323 72172-32317254 >>32317289 232317028 >Do you two hang out alone often? ea >does she initiates physical contact? Depends on what you mean by contact. She usually holds my arm when we go out and sometimes kisses my cheek whern saying bye sdo you know her beyond game related stuff? Yes. For example, two years ago my family moved across the country, so she invited me to spend x-mas with her family. I did it again last x-mas 232317108 >Yes. For example, two years ago my family moved across the country, so she invited me to spend x-mas with her family I did it again last x-mas You're already f------ dating □ Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)11:06:58 No.32317791 22323178302-32317831>>323178322-3231 7840223231 7872>>32317875 >>32317886 >32317924 32318017 >>32318501 32318645332320057 >32320117 >32320142 32326141 File: 1388218758213.ipg (59 KB, 500x724) P> 32317289 P> Well, I called her, talked about this, told her that the guys may not like it. Then said a couple friends suggested she was hitting on me, and I confessed I like her a lot but didn't wanted to ruin anything. She said she was and was starting to think 1- was the one friendzoning her. To not go TL:DR, she's my girlfriend now and as strange as it sounds is thanks to /tg/ 32317569 I dont know much about the game other of what she has told me, but she prefers the kharibdis thing and a lord on a black pegasus
Help me out a bit /tg. Yesterday I went to watch Godzilla with one of my players and we had a pretty good time. Then I invited her to eat something and we were talking about the we game we had just finished. I asked her if she had ideas for the coming game and she said she would love to have a game based on something, but that I would say no. I asked what as that, and she said it was a low fantasy thing kinda based on a setting called Gor. And well, seeing she is my friend, is super qt and almost dragged me off work so l went watch Godzilla with her l thought I could do it. I figured out "Gor" was some average barbarian thing And well, I searched on Google and found out what it is about, and I have no idea how l could do that without my other 3 players throwing a revolt What would you do /tg/? Just tell her I changed my mind even if she will be sad? or go with it and see what happens? Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)10:06:35 No.32316540 2232316602 >>32316612 >>32316850 Sher Stopped reading there. You're going to the movies with her and she's still just "one of your players"? Why arent you f------ et □ Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)10:09:35 No.32316602 2232316612 >>32316629 2232317509 >>32324617 32316540 Because you can have female friends without f------ them? She's my friend and has been for like five years now, and she has never asked me out or anything □ Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)10:12:25 No.3231 6659、2-32320100 ile: Incredulous Girl2 png (326 KB, 561x590) tg/, bad with women since 4000 Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)10:34:03 No.32317108 32317370 >32317393 >32317432 32320618 >-3231 7166 >232317172 >>32317178 >>323 72172-32317254 >>32317289 232317028 >Do you two hang out alone often? ea >does she initiates physical contact? Depends on what you mean by contact. She usually holds my arm when we go out and sometimes kisses my cheek whern saying bye sdo you know her beyond game related stuff? Yes. For example, two years ago my family moved across the country, so she invited me to spend x-mas with her family. I did it again last x-mas 232317108 >Yes. For example, two years ago my family moved across the country, so she invited me to spend x-mas with her family I did it again last x-mas You're already f------ dating □ Anonymous 05/24/14(Sat)11:06:58 No.32317791 22323178302-32317831>>323178322-3231 7840223231 7872>>32317875 >>32317886 >32317924 32318017 >>32318501 32318645332320057 >32320117 >32320142 32326141 File: 1388218758213.ipg (59 KB, 500x724) P> 32317289 P> Well, I called her, talked about this, told her that the guys may not like it. Then said a couple friends suggested she was hitting on me, and I confessed I like her a lot but didn't wanted to ruin anything. She said she was and was starting to think 1- was the one friendzoning her. To not go TL:DR, she's my girlfriend now and as strange as it sounds is thanks to /tg/ 32317569 I dont know much about the game other of what she has told me, but she prefers the kharibdis thing and a lord on a black pegasus

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