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: Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:18:45 No.821274199 There will be NO doubles in this thread whatsoever ust O erfest. ECK Style CRAZY Blingee 1.11 MB GIF : Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:19:49 No.821274255 >>821274199 (OP) # ngl i do be checkin em tho : Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:22:13 No.821274377 >>821274199 (OP) # >>821274255 # ok so that's 2 already 165 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:23:10 No.821274422 >>821274377 # 3? What the f--- is going on here /b/ros : Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:24:15 No.821274477 >>821274199 (OP)_# >>821274255 # >>821274377 # >>821274422 # guess again f-----. 1.93 MB GIF E Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:26:29 No.821274588 >>821274199 (OP)_# again! 87 KB PNG

: Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:18:45 No.821274199 There will be NO doubles in this thread whatsoever ust O erfest. ECK Style CRAZY Blingee 1.11 MB GIF : Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:19:49 No.821274255 >>821274199 (OP) # ngl i do be checkin em tho : Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:22:13 No.821274377 >>821274199 (OP) # >>821274255 # ok so that's 2 already 165 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:23:10 No.821274422 >>821274377 # 3? What the f--- is going on here /b/ros : Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:24:15 No.821274477 >>821274199 (OP)_# >>821274255 # >>821274377 # >>821274422 # guess again f-----. 1.93 MB GIF E Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:26:29 No.821274588 >>821274199 (OP)_# again! 87 KB PNG

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Ryan Cummings @RyanCummingsRAW I went from a straight life, to gay & afraid to bareback with anon guys (especially the bathhouse), to living out my C-- Dump nature taking over 30,000 loads in under 7 years with sometimes over 1000 loads in just 1 month. My record nights were 212 & 218 loads. LIVE THE DREAM 2018 = 2014 loads You only live once, 2019 - 1647 loads but if you do it right once is enough 30,548 loads in under 7 years. 2017 England = 408 loads 53 Hampstead Heath Park Fri 109 Hardon + Chariots Sat 18 Manchester Wed 50 Manc Thur 116 Manc Fri 62 Manc Sat

Ryan Cummings @RyanCummingsRAW I went from a straight life, to gay & afraid to bareback with anon guys (especially the bathhouse), to living out my C-- Dump nature taking over 30,000 loads in under 7 years with sometimes over 1000 loads in just 1 month. My record nights were 212 & 218 loads. LIVE THE DREAM 2018 = 2014 loads You only live once, 2019 - 1647 loads but if you do it right once is enough 30,548 loads in under 7 years. 2017 England = 408 loads 53 Hampstead Heath Park Fri 109 Hardon + Chariots Sat 18 Manchester Wed 50 Manc Thur 116 Manc Fri 62 Manc Sat

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: Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:24:45 No.129767116 >>129766606 (OP) # Why do women do this instead of just giving tips on being a better sexual correspondent? My gf left me for being bad at sex, she even gave me a list of things I 5 KB JPG did wrong after she broke up with me >thought the clitoris was located underneath where vaginal pubic hair grows so i used to rub that all the time >thought that there was a thing called 'pushthrough sensitivity' where a woman would feel sensitive on her back on the area opposite the one you touch, so if you touch her right breast the part of her back directly parallel to it would become like a second clit so i spent lots of time rubbing her back like a clit >thought she liked spitplay >based on tickly sneezes, thought that the nose had pleasure sensors like loved to pick her nose as I tried to have sex with her >thought it was sexy to pinch her eyebrows during a b------ and she never said anything during the telationship.

: Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)18:24:45 No.129767116 >>129766606 (OP) # Why do women do this instead of just giving tips on being a better sexual correspondent? My gf left me for being bad at sex, she even gave me a list of things I 5 KB JPG did wrong after she broke up with me >thought the clitoris was located underneath where vaginal pubic hair grows so i used to rub that all the time >thought that there was a thing called 'pushthrough sensitivity' where a woman would feel sensitive on her back on the area opposite the one you touch, so if you touch her right breast the part of her back directly parallel to it would become like a second clit so i spent lots of time rubbing her back like a clit >thought she liked spitplay >based on tickly sneezes, thought that the nose had pleasure sensors like loved to pick her nose as I tried to have sex with her >thought it was sexy to pinch her eyebrows during a b------ and she never said anything during the telationship.

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File: LD0005523855 2.jpg (176 KB, 1600x1600) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:33:00 No.74849814 >74849825 >>74849885 >>74849947 >>74849995 >>74850747 >>74850925 File: Screenshot_20200221-21322(.).jpg (764 KB, 1440x1092) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:29:31 No.74849778 >>74849795 >>74849797 >>74849814 >>74849961 >>74850123 >>74850340 >>74850587 >>74850620 >>74850716 >>74850923 >>74850925 My mouse had some tiny ants on it and every time i killed them more appeared. I sprayed some insecticide on top and thousands started crawling out like a f------ horror movie. How f----- am i? >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:30:15 No.74849787 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:31:05 No.74849795 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:31:20 No.74849797 ► I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:42:32 No.74849920 >>74849974 >>74849995 >>74850008 >>74850074 >>74850250 >>74850792 >>74850827 >>74850860 >>74850925 File: 20200220 212558 4. gif (3.13 MB, 784x368) >>74849778 (OP) Here's after i sprayed twice but they kept coming im still shaking i can't believe i used the mouse with that s--- hiding inside i had my hands on this I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:44:34 No.74849938 >>74849974 >>74849978 >>74849995 >>74850008 >>74850718 >>7485079 File: 20200220 212859 1.gif (2.88 MB, 368x784) It got worse Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:45:32 No.74849947 >>74849975 >>74850195 >>74850720 >>74849814 those are spiders not ants moma spider must have laid cocoon with eggs inside your mouse and they hatched when you sprayed the mouse little guys started panicking and went everywhere also WHAT THE F--- I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:46:20 No.74849961 >74849975 >>74849778 (OP) Literally set fire to the mouse and buy a new one anon, jfc. It's like $25 everywhere. Those are spirders btw. I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:47:44 No.74849974 File: 1569545326725.png (434 KB, 840x854) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:44:19 No.74850587 > File: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEE(...).png (559 KB, 943x720) >>74849920 >>74849938 Is this what it's like in countries that don't have winter? >>74849778 (OP) WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU OP?!! I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:24 No.74850620 ► File: 1576262796489.png (121 KB, 230x499) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:47:48 No.74849975 >>74849947 >>74849961 /thread >>74849778 (OP) What sins did you commit in your past life to deserve this? I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:47:58 No.74849978 File: 82.jpg (78 KB, 427x427) >>74849938 I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:58:20 No.74850724 >>74850760 File: VID-20200221-WA0083_2.gif (1.72 MB, 352x640) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:23:10 No.74850959 ► File: 1480051376000.png (17 KB, 633x772) >>74849814 >>74849920 >>74849938 holy nightmare fuel I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:49:58 No.74849995 >>74850020 >>74849814 >>74849920 >>74849938 cute don't kill them;; I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:25:19 No.74850978 *I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:11:55 No.74850851 File: image512.jpg (9 KB, 175x167) I am surprised there aren't any ThinkPad f--- posting "this doesn't happen when you use a nipple" BURN IT. JUST BURN IT Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:27:15 No.74851004 This doesn't happen when you use a nipple. Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:19:50 No.74850922 >this thread noo000000000000000pe Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:19:56 No.74850925 ► Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:19:51 No.74850923 ► >>74849938 >>74849920 >>74849814 >>74849778 (OP) put me in the screencap. >>74849778 (OP) >he uses a mouse Plenty eggs inside i don't think i like the mouse anymore RUBÍN

File: LD0005523855 2.jpg (176 KB, 1600x1600) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:33:00 No.74849814 >74849825 >>74849885 >>74849947 >>74849995 >>74850747 >>74850925 File: Screenshot_20200221-21322(.).jpg (764 KB, 1440x1092) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:29:31 No.74849778 >>74849795 >>74849797 >>74849814 >>74849961 >>74850123 >>74850340 >>74850587 >>74850620 >>74850716 >>74850923 >>74850925 My mouse had some tiny ants on it and every time i killed them more appeared. I sprayed some insecticide on top and thousands started crawling out like a f------ horror movie. How f----- am i? >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:30:15 No.74849787 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:31:05 No.74849795 >> Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:31:20 No.74849797 ► I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:42:32 No.74849920 >>74849974 >>74849995 >>74850008 >>74850074 >>74850250 >>74850792 >>74850827 >>74850860 >>74850925 File: 20200220 212558 4. gif (3.13 MB, 784x368) >>74849778 (OP) Here's after i sprayed twice but they kept coming im still shaking i can't believe i used the mouse with that s--- hiding inside i had my hands on this I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:44:34 No.74849938 >>74849974 >>74849978 >>74849995 >>74850008 >>74850718 >>7485079 File: 20200220 212859 1.gif (2.88 MB, 368x784) It got worse Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:45:32 No.74849947 >>74849975 >>74850195 >>74850720 >>74849814 those are spiders not ants moma spider must have laid cocoon with eggs inside your mouse and they hatched when you sprayed the mouse little guys started panicking and went everywhere also WHAT THE F--- I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:46:20 No.74849961 >74849975 >>74849778 (OP) Literally set fire to the mouse and buy a new one anon, jfc. It's like $25 everywhere. Those are spirders btw. I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:47:44 No.74849974 File: 1569545326725.png (434 KB, 840x854) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:44:19 No.74850587 > File: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEE(...).png (559 KB, 943x720) >>74849920 >>74849938 Is this what it's like in countries that don't have winter? >>74849778 (OP) WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU OP?!! I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:48:24 No.74850620 ► File: 1576262796489.png (121 KB, 230x499) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:47:48 No.74849975 >>74849947 >>74849961 /thread >>74849778 (OP) What sins did you commit in your past life to deserve this? I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:47:58 No.74849978 File: 82.jpg (78 KB, 427x427) >>74849938 I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)16:58:20 No.74850724 >>74850760 File: VID-20200221-WA0083_2.gif (1.72 MB, 352x640) I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:23:10 No.74850959 ► File: 1480051376000.png (17 KB, 633x772) >>74849814 >>74849920 >>74849938 holy nightmare fuel I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)15:49:58 No.74849995 >>74850020 >>74849814 >>74849920 >>74849938 cute don't kill them;; I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:25:19 No.74850978 *I Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:11:55 No.74850851 File: image512.jpg (9 KB, 175x167) I am surprised there aren't any ThinkPad f--- posting "this doesn't happen when you use a nipple" BURN IT. JUST BURN IT Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:27:15 No.74851004 This doesn't happen when you use a nipple. Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:19:50 No.74850922 >this thread noo000000000000000pe Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:19:56 No.74850925 ► Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)17:19:51 No.74850923 ► >>74849938 >>74849920 >>74849814 >>74849778 (OP) put me in the screencap. >>74849778 (OP) >he uses a mouse Plenty eggs inside i don't think i like the mouse anymore RUBÍN

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Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)23:36:33 No.54553892 >>54553935 >>54554575 >>54555359 >>54555933 >>54557424 >>54557456 >>54557733 >>54558833 >>54559181 >>54559616 >>54559755 >>54559774 Shower time! *gets in *DUNK THUNK* on floor* *turns Hot nozzle to left* "youchie MAMA! THATS TO0 HOT!" *quickly scurries out of shower, water still running* "okay, lets be smarter this time!" *turns cold on just a smidge so the water is still hot but not boiling* *feels water* ahh! That's better "gets in" *lets water run down all over body and hair, have naught a care in the world* Do this for about 5 minutes, now it's time to get serious *dispenses some Old Spice swagger 2in1 body and hair TM on hands* *spreads wash onto both hands and rubs all over body, starting with the chest, then going to the arms and abs/hips area* *dispenses some more and rubs into hair liberally, making sure to step away from the shower to lather the shampoo into hair, soak it, then step back in water to wash* "All clean! Time to relax!" *lower into tub so that you are now taking a bath of sorts* *put more Old Spice T into tub to get it real bubbly and nice* *increase heat of water so that now you are getting sprayed by tiny droplets of fire, and it feels so nice and relaxing* *mediate for a little bit and think about crush. Your c--- starts to grow in the hot tub* It's time. *rub some Old Spice 3in1 body, hair, and c--- wash T into hands* *liberally spread in both hands, and stroke c--- up and down while the hot rain washes over you* Time to get serious. *increase heat until there's bare the wall, presenting your a------ to the shower* any cold water clinging onto the scorching hot shower, and before it can burn your body immediately push legs high in the air and behind your head onto *water burns and fills your ass with piping hot liquid, arouses you further. Stroke c--- faster and faster with one hand while the other takes turns tickling your balls and fingering your ass* *only last 15 seconds, immediately c-- from the a--- stimulation. C-- gets in the bath water and prostate discharge paints your middle finger all done! Time to get dressed

Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)23:36:33 No.54553892 >>54553935 >>54554575 >>54555359 >>54555933 >>54557424 >>54557456 >>54557733 >>54558833 >>54559181 >>54559616 >>54559755 >>54559774 Shower time! *gets in *DUNK THUNK* on floor* *turns Hot nozzle to left* "youchie MAMA! THATS TO0 HOT!" *quickly scurries out of shower, water still running* "okay, lets be smarter this time!" *turns cold on just a smidge so the water is still hot but not boiling* *feels water* ahh! That's better "gets in" *lets water run down all over body and hair, have naught a care in the world* Do this for about 5 minutes, now it's time to get serious *dispenses some Old Spice swagger 2in1 body and hair TM on hands* *spreads wash onto both hands and rubs all over body, starting with the chest, then going to the arms and abs/hips area* *dispenses some more and rubs into hair liberally, making sure to step away from the shower to lather the shampoo into hair, soak it, then step back in water to wash* "All clean! Time to relax!" *lower into tub so that you are now taking a bath of sorts* *put more Old Spice T into tub to get it real bubbly and nice* *increase heat of water so that now you are getting sprayed by tiny droplets of fire, and it feels so nice and relaxing* *mediate for a little bit and think about crush. Your c--- starts to grow in the hot tub* It's time. *rub some Old Spice 3in1 body, hair, and c--- wash T into hands* *liberally spread in both hands, and stroke c--- up and down while the hot rain washes over you* Time to get serious. *increase heat until there's bare the wall, presenting your a------ to the shower* any cold water clinging onto the scorching hot shower, and before it can burn your body immediately push legs high in the air and behind your head onto *water burns and fills your ass with piping hot liquid, arouses you further. Stroke c--- faster and faster with one hand while the other takes turns tickling your balls and fingering your ass* *only last 15 seconds, immediately c-- from the a--- stimulation. C-- gets in the bath water and prostate discharge paints your middle finger all done! Time to get dressed

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Anon is a crocodile hunter | /r/4chan

Anonymous (ID: yBq2emu/ ) [•102/22/20(Sat)09:43:20 No.244825608 >>244836044 >>244836659 >>244841547 >>244843827 >>244844712 >>244848388 >>244848557 >>244850204 >>244851336 >>244853704 >>244857208 >>244857519 >>244859362 >>244860095 >>244862220 >>244862544 >>244864538 >>244865076 >>244865602 >>244869363 File: Screenshot_20200222-07424(...).jpg (430 KB, 1080x601) >>244827711 >>244830852 >>244836000 >>244824418 I want to be the crocodile hunter but for jews. I want to wrestle them down to the ground, put them in a head lock until they relax, then comment on how beautiful their nose is. I want to measure each nose and document them on camera for kids all over the world to see.

Anonymous (ID: yBq2emu/ ) [•102/22/20(Sat)09:43:20 No.244825608 >>244836044 >>244836659 >>244841547 >>244843827 >>244844712 >>244848388 >>244848557 >>244850204 >>244851336 >>244853704 >>244857208 >>244857519 >>244859362 >>244860095 >>244862220 >>244862544 >>244864538 >>244865076 >>244865602 >>244869363 File: Screenshot_20200222-07424(...).jpg (430 KB, 1080x601) >>244827711 >>244830852 >>244836000 >>244824418 I want to be the crocodile hunter but for jews. I want to wrestle them down to the ground, put them in a head lock until they relax, then comment on how beautiful their nose is. I want to measure each nose and document them on camera for kids all over the world to see.

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all media is not political in nature

O Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)16:25:19 No.113270671 File: 1576107203512.jpg (11 KB, 248x248) >>113270626 >all media is political in nature No, it's not. This is a subversion tactic. >all media is political in nature is code for >all media can (and thus should) be injected with political bias It's essentially excusing yourself for being an a------ who must think of politics 24 hours a day like some wannabe federal intelligence agent. You aren't being paid nor do you benefit from being a useful idiot.

O Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)16:25:19 No.113270671 File: 1576107203512.jpg (11 KB, 248x248) >>113270626 >all media is political in nature No, it's not. This is a subversion tactic. >all media is political in nature is code for >all media can (and thus should) be injected with political bias It's essentially excusing yourself for being an a------ who must think of politics 24 hours a day like some wannabe federal intelligence agent. You aren't being paid nor do you benefit from being a useful idiot.

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: Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)07:32:04 No.24348123 >Have erection after praying >Ask God to take the erection away, but it doesn't >Ask God of this is from him, Ask him for a sign >Erection gets stronger, and my heart begins to raise 162 KB JPG >Tell God to "come in me" >Feel sexual pleasure throughout my body >See vision of me having sex with what I assumed to be God. >Coom I'm worried that this could've been a demon, I never ever read of God doing this.

: Anonymous 02/21/20(Fri)07:32:04 No.24348123 >Have erection after praying >Ask God to take the erection away, but it doesn't >Ask God of this is from him, Ask him for a sign >Erection gets stronger, and my heart begins to raise 162 KB JPG >Tell God to "come in me" >Feel sexual pleasure throughout my body >See vision of me having sex with what I assumed to be God. >Coom I'm worried that this could've been a demon, I never ever read of God doing this.

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: Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)22:01:11 No.56771985 >Plays halo theme guitar version 213 KB JPG

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: Anonymous (ID: YBq2emu/ ) I•I 02/22/20(Sat)09:43:20 No.244825608 Screenshot 20200222-074247_Chrome.jpg 430 KB JPG >>244824418 # I want to be the crocodile hunter but for jews. I want to wrestle them down to the ground, put them in a head lock until they relax, then comment on how beautiful their nose is. I want to measure each nose and document them on camera for kids all over the world to see. >>244827711 # >>244830852 # >>244836000 # >>244836044 # >>244836659 # >>244841547 # >>244843827 # >>244844712 # >>244848388 # >>244848557 # >>244850204 # >>244851336 # >>244853704 # >>244857208 #

: Anonymous (ID: YBq2emu/ ) I•I 02/22/20(Sat)09:43:20 No.244825608 Screenshot 20200222-074247_Chrome.jpg 430 KB JPG >>244824418 # I want to be the crocodile hunter but for jews. I want to wrestle them down to the ground, put them in a head lock until they relax, then comment on how beautiful their nose is. I want to measure each nose and document them on camera for kids all over the world to see. >>244827711 # >>244830852 # >>244836000 # >>244836044 # >>244836659 # >>244841547 # >>244843827 # >>244844712 # >>244848388 # >>244848557 # >>244850204 # >>244851336 # >>244853704 # >>244857208 #

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Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)12:24:45 No.129767116 >>129767157 >>129767231 >>129767264 >>129767303 >>129767305 >>129767312 >>129767363 >>129767368 >>129767420 >>129767484 >>129767894 >>129768226 >>129769077 >>129769863 >>129769866 >>129770026 >>129770032 >>129770068 >>129770344 File: 3456789.jpg (5 KB, 311x362) >>129766606 (OP) # Why do women do this instead of just giving tips on being a better sexual correspondent? My gf left me for being bad at sex, she even gave me a list of things I did wrong after she broke up with me >thought the clitoris was located underneath where vaginal pubic hair grows so i used to rub that all the time >thought that there was a thing called 'pushthrough sensitivity' where a woman would feel sensitive on her back on the area opposite the one you touch, so if you touch her right breast the part of her back directly parallel to it would become like a second clit so i spent lots of time rubbing her back like a clit >thought she liked spitplay >based on tickly sneezes, thought that the nose had pleasure sensors like loved to pick her nose as I tried to have sex with her >thought it was sexy to pinch her eyebrows during a b------ and she never said anything during the telationship.

Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)12:24:45 No.129767116 >>129767157 >>129767231 >>129767264 >>129767303 >>129767305 >>129767312 >>129767363 >>129767368 >>129767420 >>129767484 >>129767894 >>129768226 >>129769077 >>129769863 >>129769866 >>129770026 >>129770032 >>129770068 >>129770344 File: 3456789.jpg (5 KB, 311x362) >>129766606 (OP) # Why do women do this instead of just giving tips on being a better sexual correspondent? My gf left me for being bad at sex, she even gave me a list of things I did wrong after she broke up with me >thought the clitoris was located underneath where vaginal pubic hair grows so i used to rub that all the time >thought that there was a thing called 'pushthrough sensitivity' where a woman would feel sensitive on her back on the area opposite the one you touch, so if you touch her right breast the part of her back directly parallel to it would become like a second clit so i spent lots of time rubbing her back like a clit >thought she liked spitplay >based on tickly sneezes, thought that the nose had pleasure sensors like loved to pick her nose as I tried to have sex with her >thought it was sexy to pinch her eyebrows during a b------ and she never said anything during the telationship.

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Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)19:01:49 No.56857105 >mom thought I was a genius in school and l'd go on to become a billionaire >become a useless shut-in NEET f------ pranked that bitch Imao 79 KB PNG Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)20:04:01 No.56856555 >be me one year ago >running 3.1 miles a day >gf >eat healthy >good weight >look good >productive and successful at work 49 KB JPG >happiest I have ever been >never touched drugs >dont smoke >never really drink >Today >just ate 25 chicken nuggets >drank 5 cans of beer >snorted about 100 britbongs worth of overdraft last night >smoke 20 a day >cant run more than 2 minutes >lost gf >gained 15 kg >sat on runescape for the last 7 hours What do? Has your life deteriated as much as mine in the last year?

: Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)20:04:01 No.56856555 >be me one year ago >running 3.1 miles a day >gf >eat healthy >good weight >look good >productive and successful at work 49 KB JPG >happiest I have ever been >never touched drugs >dont smoke >never really drink >Today >just ate 25 chicken nuggets >drank 5 cans of beer >snorted about 100 britbongs worth of overdraft last night >smoke 20 a day >cant run more than 2 minutes >lost gf >gained 15 kg >sat on runescape for the last 7 hours What do? Has your life deteriated as much as mine in the last year?

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1582383437220.png (212 KB, 320x475) google yandex iqdb wait U Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)10:50:50 No.56855839 >be older woman >decide to get back in the dating game >meet guy on Tinder >seems normal enough >date goes well >he takes you back home >tells you to wait in the living room because he has something to show you >leaves and comes back dressed like this >"This.. is me." What do? O Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)10:53:02 No.56855857 v Leave because he said: >"This.. is me" And not >It's a me!

1582383437220.png (212 KB, 320x475) google yandex iqdb wait U Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)10:50:50 No.56855839 >be older woman >decide to get back in the dating game >meet guy on Tinder >seems normal enough >date goes well >he takes you back home >tells you to wait in the living room because he has something to show you >leaves and comes back dressed like this >"This.. is me." What do? O Anonymous 02/22/20(Sat)10:53:02 No.56855857 v Leave because he said: >"This.. is me" And not >It's a me!

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: Anonymous (ID: tytrmLOc Why am I like this? 02/22/20(Sat)11:54:30 No.9616962 >be me >femanon >big DDD fan >want Guy Fieri to take me to flavortown >finally meet him last night in Miami >he starts talking to me >"hey anon, your gorgeous; what do you 653 KB PNG do?" >soakedpanties.jpg >"I...I'm in fashion. What do you do?" >looks at me awkwardly >"I'm a chef" >he walks away Is this what autism is like?

: Anonymous (ID: tytrmLOc Why am I like this? 02/22/20(Sat)11:54:30 No.9616962 >be me >femanon >big DDD fan >want Guy Fieri to take me to flavortown >finally meet him last night in Miami >he starts talking to me >"hey anon, your gorgeous; what do you 653 KB PNG do?" >soakedpanties.jpg >"I...I'm in fashion. What do you do?" >looks at me awkwardly >"I'm a chef" >he walks away Is this what autism is like?

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7:28 AM 92% Like, Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Sco >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, wasla good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc" >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were th bets old ma godspeed to pu.

7:28 AM 92% Like, Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Sco >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, wasla good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc" >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were th bets old ma godspeed to pu.

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7:36 AM Iuypa (10 KS, 3766) s ya kl mas Anonymous (ID: 2dsYyyn 118 minunes ago Noa. 1084/00/3 rive in asian country severy day dreamu about go to america to study at best universities in word >study so hard, finary get sccepted be in university enk aboun how i can maka dis word berar, buird tings, sorva probrema time for finar owamerus >go to ribrary to study Psuddenry group of baka- brack rives matter d-------- storm in schimparu outaru sahouting so roud, cannet study day onry hara becaLuSA ot attirmaTive acrion, snudying brack history and orher shn-ner humannies makenu me so angry sad westemers stand back, in fcar of social excrusion from being carred racist rearize my destiny TIust save da western wurrd myser rOwry, irise STnde to chimp bngade "hay >'hey >"HEY >the room gues sirent 88 subtle and ss sharp as the forded steer of mighty kstana, my words srice tru sirence dis is nbrary dey stand in sirence day giant rips hang nimp >do not know what to do >dey cannot carru me "white deviru" dey cannot caIu me racist dey atand defeated the grannus anan race wil tnumph in endu

7:36 AM Iuypa (10 KS, 3766) s ya kl mas Anonymous (ID: 2dsYyyn 118 minunes ago Noa. 1084/00/3 rive in asian country severy day dreamu about go to america to study at best universities in word >study so hard, finary get sccepted be in university enk aboun how i can maka dis word berar, buird tings, sorva probrema time for finar owamerus >go to ribrary to study Psuddenry group of baka- brack rives matter d-------- storm in schimparu outaru sahouting so roud, cannet study day onry hara becaLuSA ot attirmaTive acrion, snudying brack history and orher shn-ner humannies makenu me so angry sad westemers stand back, in fcar of social excrusion from being carred racist rearize my destiny TIust save da western wurrd myser rOwry, irise STnde to chimp bngade "hay >'hey >"HEY >the room gues sirent 88 subtle and ss sharp as the forded steer of mighty kstana, my words srice tru sirence dis is nbrary dey stand in sirence day giant rips hang nimp >do not know what to do >dey cannot carru me "white deviru" dey cannot caIu me racist dey atand defeated the grannus anan race wil tnumph in endu

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11:58 AM 35% >be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad

11:58 AM 35% >be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad

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