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File: 1388458402185 ipg-(240 KB, 1500x1125, drive-movie poster-intern()ipg) Anonymous 123013(Mon)21.53.22 UTC-5 No 524259881 Replies 끄5242517 ITT: Drive Thread, post your stories of Drive moments, or of you being the driver am leaving the theater after watch ng the masterpiece that is Dme 거 decide right then and there, tat I am going to turn my boring life around and become the driver As soon as I get home, I go one ebay and buy The Driver's jacket head to Walmart and buy a white v-neck, exactly like The Drivers, along with brown leather gloves and several boxes of toothpicks go to my father and ask him for my inheritance early look off in the distance for a few minutes before looking my father deep into his eyes s me the keys -Typical pleb, who hasn't witnessed the glory of The Driver >He will learn in time, I tell I jump into the driver's seat of my dad's shity, beat up, 1973 Chevelle PJust like Ryan Gosling did, I planned on fixing the car myself, so I could bond with the car, to fully transform into The Driver For weeks I worked on that car, painting it (it was originally blue), foing parts, and overall restoring the car Right after l fixed up the car, the jacket arrived in the mail just to do two more things before I was ready went into a hair stylist, where I made them dye and cut my hair to perfectly match Ryan Gosing's then trained, built up my muscle, to fully become the driver dead lifting 6 x 1 At the end of my 4 month training, I was as built, or more as The Driver Anonymous 1230/13(Mon)22 03:27 UTC-5 No. 524261759 Replies 2524262197 기 torrented it the blueray wasn't out yet), and I watched it 173 times watchn The Driver's every movement getting n the head of hm finding out what made him tick, and why he is the eni ment of god >I have been expecting this call > pick Arun, it's Kayla (my "Anon you >"Hey" my remark perfectly timed 27 seconds after her initial greeting, the average silence time for The Driver > There's a hundred-thousand streets this city. You don't need to know the route. You gne me a time and a place,丨gne me and ou a e minute window. Anyth ng happens that f ve minutes and m yours. No matter what. A ting happens a mnte either s de o that and you're on your own. Do you at 12:30 okay? Don't be late >"Good. And you wont be able to reach me on this phone again. 기 hang Anonymous 1 2/30/1 3(Mon)22:05:55 UTC-5 No 524262 197 Replies:-524293001-2524263299 O Anonymous 12/30/1 3(Mon)22 1 1 :52 UTC-5 No 524263298 Replies-24263542-424264395 I was pre-typing it, but I wanted it out tonight and there is no audience at 1 in the moming 4, First Ride >We get to the house where her friends are >After 10 seconds I quickly look over to study the ass of my sister >From the movies I could tell The Driver wouldn't give a f--- about checking out his sister >She goes in the house, and 2 minutes later comes out with a 7/10, a 9/10, and a 10/10 my gear for the first time in the public descend through the floors, only thinking about the Drive scene in the elevator can do that one day quickly get rid of that thought, as The Driver isn't allowed to have sexual intercourse >"Hey, meet my brother Anon, Anon this is seven, nine, and tern walk over to my ride, and enter my 200 thousand dollar car My side job helped pay for that (full time psychologist, part time mechanic) staying exactly on the speed limit like The Driver er a good period of time one word slips "Hey Anon, I haven't seen you in lke >We drive off towards the club s"Wow, your f------ buit! What have you been doing all this time!" 거 wait another 15 seconds before turning my head, and look her straight into her eyes That's it Anon, you haven't seen your sister in forever and that's all you have to say? She puts on her seatbelt, and we drive off into the night you Anonymous 12/301 3(Mon)22 17:48 UTC-5 No 524264395 Replies 2426538:-524265504-24200104-24266313 say the famous speech every driver has to say S" If I drive for you, you get your money. You tel me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and Tm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive look over at her, very slowly, and smie that sie that The Driver has get out of the car, and go into the club out as fast as possible, in small parts Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22 28:05 UTC-5 No.524266313 Replies: 2524266845 13(Mon)22 37:34 s in my mouth for and learned from Drive that The Dmer will protect any woman that isnt a hoe So I walk into the club, and study the chaos that is going on This is the first time walking into a legitimate club, and just wow >There are people having sex everywhere, yelling, and a thousand people dancing to s----- dance music en agree, while nine is still on the dance floor lean on the wall, and survey for to We head to my car, and I hold open the shotgun door for my sister only to find Ten walk through >Im okay with this across the bar, ten is in trouble see my sister and seven yeling at two bickers, who no doubt harassed ten also see nine having sex on the dance floor and Ten sie is gone migt s"Or what scorpion, you gonna hit me?" beer guts start laughing 기 hear my sister and Seven giggling in the back as Ten grinds me very slowly >As The Driver, I am not allowed to let my primitive instincts take over, so I focus on the road >My d--- slowly starts to get hard, and I can tell she notices punch the first one in the face, and he is mmediately out we get to the house Thanks for the ride Anon, see you soon 뇌 dodge the second one's swing, and tackle him to the ground 거 get underneath him and choke him out > Thank you Anon, that guy was an a------" - ten en She looks down at me, biting her lip time, and nod "Well okay then, you two have fun!" Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)22 50:50 UTC-5 No.524270475 Replies:>524270743 File: 1388461850915 of-(375 KB, 500x213, AND A REAL HERO gif) taking his time just like Anonymous 12/30/13(Mon)23 01:10 UTC-5 No.524272419 Anonymous 1230/13(Mon)22 51:39 UTC-5 No 524270619 Stared deeply into your eyes >When my sister is at the house Ten takes off our seatbelt and turns 180 degrees, so she's mounted on my lap s"You ever break the law? bl look up into her lustrous blue eyes Chapter 9, The Driver gets Driven A single drop of p---- juice drips onto my d--- l push my d--- into her p---- She starts to ride my c---, as I pull down her top, to reveal her t--- a long time t suits you my jacket cannot take off this jacket, it's rule number fuckng one (unless I am working) 刈guess we should head back to my place. way in, and she recoils back in pleasure I push my d--- all the lMy uncircumcised d--- increases her pleasure, and I can tell I am her first uncircumcised 거rle this out, as a girl this beautiful couldn't be a vergin >She kisses me, while sliding her crotch across my now fully erect c--- r a second one Wait, this isn't p---- juice let out the trademark g p---- juice and blood As The Driver, blood is not a turn off -l continue pushing, and i feel her the beginning of her uterus load >1 go into the country roads, while we make out. >She moves her panties out of the way (she is wearing a skirt), to reveal her perfect, wet p---- >l park the car by a lake I used to fish at, and unbuckle my belt >I unbutton my Jeans, pull down my briefs, to reveal my 7 and a half inch erect c--- up, and place her in f------ her missionary f Anonymous 123013(Mon)23 14:39 UTC-5 No.524275159 Replies: 524275653 Sorry for the wait, but doesn't it make the ending better? > Just kidding, I have been sterile ever since that brawl a few years ago IS one am driving her into the fall with the force of my thrusts >She is moaning so loud that she woke up the ducks in the lake >But right now there is a task on hand take off her top, to reveal her sweat covered body can feel her p---- muscles start to contract, so I can tell she is close to orgasm My d--- is hitting the back of her p---- every stride now, and every time it touches she moans that moan screams, releasing p---- e-------- with it >I can feel myself about to c--, so I take it out of her, and c-- all over her perfect stomach >We start to make out again, and we strip fully >We f--- a few more times that night, and she falls asleep that night now have a choice to make, do I do what the driver would do, and give her a ride home, or do I kil her and use her body for later f------- >Ah f--- it i'll let her live drive her back to her house in the morning, and we f--- at her house one last time before l leave I'm going to post more stories tomorrow, as I have work tonight, so I'll post with the tag -DrivelSAutism

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A Perfect Day

image jpg (35 KB, 480x360) google igdb EIA Anonymous 12/31/13(Tue)13:47:48 No.225 172373 [r] >>225172803 >>225172997 >>225173085 Ohhhhh it's such a perfect day. [-]贂Anonymous 12/31/13(Tue)13:51:20 No.225172803 [r] 1381857756690 png (46 KB, 159x166) google iqdb 225172373 (OP) Im glad i spent it with you [-] □ Anonymous 12/31/13(Tue)13:51:51 No.2251728601リ 1320300610067 png (14 0 KB, 429x642) google iqdb My d--- is so hard [-] □ Anonymous 12/31/13(Tue)13:52:51 No.225172973 [r] 1385945451035.ipg (269 KB, 680x590) google iqdb and also f--- you
image jpg (35 KB, 480x360) google igdb EIA Anonymous 12/31/13(Tue)13:47:48 No.225 172373 [r] >>225172803 >>225172997 >>225173085 Ohhhhh it's such a perfect day. [-]贂Anonymous 12/31/13(Tue)13:51:20 No.225172803 [r] 1381857756690 png (46 KB, 159x166) google iqdb 225172373 (OP) Im glad i spent it with you [-] □ Anonymous 12/31/13(Tue)13:51:51 No.2251728601リ 1320300610067 png (14 0 KB, 429x642) google iqdb My d--- is so hard [-] □ Anonymous 12/31/13(Tue)13:52:51 No.225172973 [r] 1385945451035.ipg (269 KB, 680x590) google iqdb and also f--- you

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File: 1387999651379.ipg-(64 KB, 500x272, sauron.jpg) Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)14:27 No.29077982 Replies: 29078003 2907802229078061 2907807829078112 2907812029078216 229078272 290784172907844029078477 229078771 29078954 29078996 329079335 29080183 >29080490 >29080699 29080879 29081471 29081874 29082032 229082169 29083910 your character receives this offer, how f----- are they my PRecIDUS, TAKE THIS RING PLCASE T'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU PROMISE Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)17:40 No.29080183 Replies: >-29080210 >229080216 File: 1388011218547ipg-(30 KB, 640x480, Not Witchking of Angmar.jpg) Guys you should totally accept 9/9 would wear Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)17:42 No.29080210 File: 1388011349108ipg-(791 B, 195x195, 1349274662357.jpg) 9/9 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)17:42 No.29080216 9/9 Nice touch anon
File: 1387999651379.ipg-(64 KB, 500x272, sauron.jpg) Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)14:27 No.29077982 Replies: 29078003 2907802229078061 2907807829078112 2907812029078216 229078272 290784172907844029078477 229078771 29078954 29078996 329079335 29080183 >29080490 >29080699 29080879 29081471 29081874 29082032 229082169 29083910 your character receives this offer, how f----- are they my PRecIDUS, TAKE THIS RING PLCASE T'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU PROMISE Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)17:40 No.29080183 Replies: >-29080210 >229080216 File: 1388011218547ipg-(30 KB, 640x480, Not Witchking of Angmar.jpg) Guys you should totally accept 9/9 would wear Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)17:42 No.29080210 File: 1388011349108ipg-(791 B, 195x195, 1349274662357.jpg) 9/9 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)17:42 No.29080216 9/9 Nice touch anon

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File: 1374123994124 ipg-(5 KB, 222x227, Face of doom.jpg) GI Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)01:06 UTC-4 No.26082956 Replies: 26083195260832402608330626083342 26083612>26083984 26084160>26084886>260865002608750826087826 Is D&D 3.5/Pathfinder fun? Anonymous 07/18/13( Thu)02:04 UTC 4 No.26084482 Replies: >>26084566 >>26084796 >>26086033 >>26086127 >>26086184 >>26086295 File: 1374127440062 ipg-(37 KB, 600x600, wizard3jpg) G I A campaign is like a roadtrip. The system you're using is your car Now, the vast majority of the fun of a roadtrip is where you're going, who you're going with, and what random s--- happens on the way. The car you're driving isn't nearly as important as that stuff, but it can help or hurt the experience. D&D has s----- gas mileage and broken air conditioning, there are many better options. But if you've got your friends with you and you're headed for the beach, f--- it, get that s----- old beater jumpstarted and lets hit the road Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)03:05 UTC-4 No.26086033 File: 1374131114473.png-(475 KB, 587x600, 578.png) G I 326084482 Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)03:10 UTC-4 No.26086127 Replies: 23260851442260952392225085295 File: 1374131421444.ipg-(174 KB, 800x585, tumblr_mhq2wlGbF61s3j6120(.) jpg) GI 326084482 That is the goddamn truth, nobody has EVER described it better ever, nor ever W You have my thanks
File: 1374123994124 ipg-(5 KB, 222x227, Face of doom.jpg) GI Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)01:06 UTC-4 No.26082956 Replies: 26083195260832402608330626083342 26083612>26083984 26084160>26084886>260865002608750826087826 Is D&D 3.5/Pathfinder fun? Anonymous 07/18/13( Thu)02:04 UTC 4 No.26084482 Replies: >>26084566 >>26084796 >>26086033 >>26086127 >>26086184 >>26086295 File: 1374127440062 ipg-(37 KB, 600x600, wizard3jpg) G I A campaign is like a roadtrip. The system you're using is your car Now, the vast majority of the fun of a roadtrip is where you're going, who you're going with, and what random s--- happens on the way. The car you're driving isn't nearly as important as that stuff, but it can help or hurt the experience. D&D has s----- gas mileage and broken air conditioning, there are many better options. But if you've got your friends with you and you're headed for the beach, f--- it, get that s----- old beater jumpstarted and lets hit the road Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)03:05 UTC-4 No.26086033 File: 1374131114473.png-(475 KB, 587x600, 578.png) G I 326084482 Anonymous 07/18/13(Thu)03:10 UTC-4 No.26086127 Replies: 23260851442260952392225085295 File: 1374131421444.ipg-(174 KB, 800x585, tumblr_mhq2wlGbF61s3j6120(.) jpg) GI 326084482 That is the goddamn truth, nobody has EVER described it better ever, nor ever W You have my thanks

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Anonymous 01/08/13(Tue)01:02 No.22464072 > The dark Lichnomancer was prophecized to be defeated in battle by the Chosen One five hundred years ago > He failed, and the Lichnomancer cast the world into darkness > You live in squalor, in one of a few remaining scattered villages of the living, trying not to draw attention from the roving zombie armies that aren't even necessary, but still terrorize those "lucky" enough to still remain > You get about two hours of cloudly sunlight per day around noon, and the farmlands can barely support the village - the rest of the day there is nothing but magically-induced darkness in the sky > One day a black-and-gold carriage made out of painted human bones, its wheels made of metal spikes and human skulls, pulls into your village > Everyone locks themselves in their homes, but you were too slow > Ohshitohshitohshit > Carriage opens its door, out comes a twelve-foot lich with a flaming skull and black robes, his nine-foot tall staff with a gem the color of human s > "HUMAN," he says in a voice that chills you to the bone. "I HAVE COME HERE FOR ONE REASON - AND ONE REASON ALONE. SUBMIT, AND I MAY SPARE THIS VILLAGE, IF ONLY OUT OF DISINTEREST IN IT." > Your knees wobbling ouls on top , you croke out a "What?" > He slams his staff into the ground, and around you forms a basketball court out of blood, bones, sinnew, the nets made out of preserved muscles. The moon above blinks out of existence - no, it just shrunk, so much that it now falls from the sky, and with a slam, lands, bouncing once, twice, three times in front of you >"AM HERE TO JAM." the lichnomancer says, and picks up the ball. He throws it into your chest, and you find it's the weight of a normal basketball What do?
Anonymous 01/08/13(Tue)01:02 No.22464072 > The dark Lichnomancer was prophecized to be defeated in battle by the Chosen One five hundred years ago > He failed, and the Lichnomancer cast the world into darkness > You live in squalor, in one of a few remaining scattered villages of the living, trying not to draw attention from the roving zombie armies that aren't even necessary, but still terrorize those "lucky" enough to still remain > You get about two hours of cloudly sunlight per day around noon, and the farmlands can barely support the village - the rest of the day there is nothing but magically-induced darkness in the sky > One day a black-and-gold carriage made out of painted human bones, its wheels made of metal spikes and human skulls, pulls into your village > Everyone locks themselves in their homes, but you were too slow > Ohshitohshitohshit > Carriage opens its door, out comes a twelve-foot lich with a flaming skull and black robes, his nine-foot tall staff with a gem the color of human s > "HUMAN," he says in a voice that chills you to the bone. "I HAVE COME HERE FOR ONE REASON - AND ONE REASON ALONE. SUBMIT, AND I MAY SPARE THIS VILLAGE, IF ONLY OUT OF DISINTEREST IN IT." > Your knees wobbling ouls on top , you croke out a "What?" > He slams his staff into the ground, and around you forms a basketball court out of blood, bones, sinnew, the nets made out of preserved muscles. The moon above blinks out of existence - no, it just shrunk, so much that it now falls from the sky, and with a slam, lands, bouncing once, twice, three times in front of you >"AM HERE TO JAM." the lichnomancer says, and picks up the ball. He throws it into your chest, and you find it's the weight of a normal basketball What do?

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File 1257928093 jpg-(37 KB, 1052x800, akugoogly2 jpg) □ 얇 Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)03 28 No 12649696 LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKOOGLY EYES Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)03 30 No. 126497 100 O s---, Ilold Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7mpiY 1 1/11/09(Wed)03:30 No 126497 120 THE SHAAAAAAAAAAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS WHO KEEPS MESSING UP WHEN SHIFTING HIS SHAPES 11/1 1/09(Wed)03:37 No. 12649758。 File1257928651|RY 123 KB. 475x594, foolish samurai wamor.jpg) AKU □ Anonymous 1 1/11/09(Wed)03:37 No 126497620囧 File1257928673ing-(27 KB, 720x480, 1246077299174 jpg) Anonymous 11/11/09 Wed03 38 No.12649767 File1257928717 png(151 KB, T20x480, 1255847924050 png 12649758 WHERE ARE YOU, SAMURAI, FOR I CANNOT SEE YOU □ Anonymous 11,1 1/09(Wed)03 40 No 126497740 File12579288061凶459 KB. 1280x800, 지9wat jpg) FIVE A CLOCK GET A CALL TO GO AT THE SKATEPARK DOWN BY THE MALL BUT MY MOM SAYSI GOTTA PREVENT HOSTILE ALIENS FROM ANNIHILATING US ALL WITH THE STRENGTH OF A HUNDRED AND SEV ENTY MEN I GUESS I REALLY SHOULDNT COMPLAIN STILL I WISH I COULD LOOK IN ONE F------ DIRECTION □ Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)0341 No 12649783° f--- i cant stop laughin s 1 1/11/09Med)03 43 No 12649801。 File 1257979024 ing413 KB, 427x319, black goldfish_recieves a phon)ipg Hello, Optometrist. It is me again. Yes, that is cormect. THE ALL POWERFUL AKOOGLY EYES Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)03 42 No 12649793。 File 1257928952 iog412 KB, 430x325, 1253412910373 jpg) WHERE IS MY PORTAL IN TIME, FOR I HAVE TO SEND YOU THROUGH IT, FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR □ Anonymous 1 1/11/09(Wed)03:42 No 126497940 File 1257928962 ipg44 KB, 93x134, blussem.jpg) BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT GOOGLY EYES □ Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)04:34 No 126502850 File 1257932088 ang-(155 KB, 432x320, professor png) M WORKING ON A CURE OR SOMETHING F--- MY EYES Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05:35 No 126508050- File1257935717ipg-445 KB, 720x480, Daredevil.jpg) F--- NOW HOW AMISUPPOSED TO SEE WITH THESE GOOGLY EYES? □ Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05:37 No 126508240 File 1257935834 ig-474 KB 600x450, 1257114045147 jpg) □ Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05:43 No 126508890 File 1257936232 pg-38 KB. 600x448, ohgod lpg) OH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! KNUCKLES WHYYY? Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05:01 No. 126506450 File1257933707.png 279 KB 640x480 1234656621321 png) YOU ADVENTURED TOO HARD, BOY! Aint nothing that can fix that bad a case of Googly Eyes' quit staring at me like that boy, you're weirdin me out. Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05 50 No 126509420 File 1257936607 ing-(99 KB, 528x780, Taph jpg) OH GOD IHOPE IM THROWING THIS AT THE RIGHT PERSON DAMN THESE GOOGLY EYES OF MINE
File 1257928093 jpg-(37 KB, 1052x800, akugoogly2 jpg) □ 얇 Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)03 28 No 12649696 LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKOOGLY EYES Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)03 30 No. 126497 100 O s---, Ilold Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7mpiY 1 1/11/09(Wed)03:30 No 126497 120 THE SHAAAAAAAAAAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS WHO KEEPS MESSING UP WHEN SHIFTING HIS SHAPES 11/1 1/09(Wed)03:37 No. 12649758。 File1257928651|RY 123 KB. 475x594, foolish samurai wamor.jpg) AKU □ Anonymous 1 1/11/09(Wed)03:37 No 126497620囧 File1257928673ing-(27 KB, 720x480, 1246077299174 jpg) Anonymous 11/11/09 Wed03 38 No.12649767 File1257928717 png(151 KB, T20x480, 1255847924050 png 12649758 WHERE ARE YOU, SAMURAI, FOR I CANNOT SEE YOU □ Anonymous 11,1 1/09(Wed)03 40 No 126497740 File12579288061凶459 KB. 1280x800, 지9wat jpg) FIVE A CLOCK GET A CALL TO GO AT THE SKATEPARK DOWN BY THE MALL BUT MY MOM SAYSI GOTTA PREVENT HOSTILE ALIENS FROM ANNIHILATING US ALL WITH THE STRENGTH OF A HUNDRED AND SEV ENTY MEN I GUESS I REALLY SHOULDNT COMPLAIN STILL I WISH I COULD LOOK IN ONE F------ DIRECTION □ Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)0341 No 12649783° f--- i cant stop laughin s 1 1/11/09Med)03 43 No 12649801。 File 1257979024 ing413 KB, 427x319, black goldfish_recieves a phon)ipg Hello, Optometrist. It is me again. Yes, that is cormect. THE ALL POWERFUL AKOOGLY EYES Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)03 42 No 12649793。 File 1257928952 iog412 KB, 430x325, 1253412910373 jpg) WHERE IS MY PORTAL IN TIME, FOR I HAVE TO SEND YOU THROUGH IT, FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR □ Anonymous 1 1/11/09(Wed)03:42 No 126497940 File 1257928962 ipg44 KB, 93x134, blussem.jpg) BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT GOOGLY EYES □ Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)04:34 No 126502850 File 1257932088 ang-(155 KB, 432x320, professor png) M WORKING ON A CURE OR SOMETHING F--- MY EYES Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05:35 No 126508050- File1257935717ipg-445 KB, 720x480, Daredevil.jpg) F--- NOW HOW AMISUPPOSED TO SEE WITH THESE GOOGLY EYES? □ Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05:37 No 126508240 File 1257935834 ig-474 KB 600x450, 1257114045147 jpg) □ Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05:43 No 126508890 File 1257936232 pg-38 KB. 600x448, ohgod lpg) OH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! KNUCKLES WHYYY? Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05:01 No. 126506450 File1257933707.png 279 KB 640x480 1234656621321 png) YOU ADVENTURED TOO HARD, BOY! Aint nothing that can fix that bad a case of Googly Eyes' quit staring at me like that boy, you're weirdin me out. Anonymous 11/11/09(Wed)05 50 No 126509420 File 1257936607 ing-(99 KB, 528x780, Taph jpg) OH GOD IHOPE IM THROWING THIS AT THE RIGHT PERSON DAMN THESE GOOGLY EYES OF MINE

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yunc e Umth cousins, there to camp Chicago nothing a darwitis arm and some older stell him about my uncle, who he knows, and son, who e cabin. But being that everbody didn't really know each other well, nobody had really noticed very least someone has going to stop greentexting because the story is fairly long and the format is harder to write whole f------ time but there was an extra person. And then I reaized earlier that I had kind of noticed something themselves into our f------ trailer without us knowing and mingling with us and at worst it something sure that someone else h dicking around having a good time you dont sweat the small s---, that they had been that's playing footbal, and dicking around there a cousins, and then 4 of their firiends. 5 girls and t least a f------ day, eating with us. And what makes it worse is, I could figure out which one because I don't 09/27/12(Thu)2 while but we can't realy get a station out there with anything amp and pulling out some stuff ailers both had kitchenettes. Tanner against my uncles tfaing back cabin and there's nobody in there. We count agian, and guy about 7 o'clock, and it's starting to get pretty dark. They take flashlights and take the trail toward Tan's property. The rest of us, chill and make smores, drink and something the person sitting naxt t hard and and leaned over toward her and said something she couldn't understand. 1026508 09/27/12(Thu) 110261 About thirty right after you've had a nosebleed and it's stopped. I wasn't exac dried blood, but it was that nasty metalic, back of your throat smell. a little be slow or something? And had we been cooking blood bathroom and s--- some brix. cabin because it smelled like bloody and hot pans just coming up, and half buddies standing don't even break stride they a just look a And some people think that were just f------ around and stil want had assumed sh had taken some short cut through 、woods Tanner goes, f--- no. lock the front door, ain't nobody else going outside. He's been crying too and his eyes are bloodshot and puffy and his pants are dirty as s--- e whole story of whats been going on. And he NOPEs the f--- out. Like I expected and she doesn't want nasty small, o get a nifle and says ir pigs had said something really low that he didn't catch him and he steped back from left this is about 4 o clock. and she just kept staring. He said he reached o had gone upstairs and packed his stuff, and told his dad they would without the rifle because coyotes avoid people. So they started waking back toward must have around 5 he hasn't made it back yet and we're getting extremely f------ antsy, and the only reason I stopped begging them to go back was because he went t Rooster finaly stops crying r face. He says cousin that did stay says that point we know this s---'s real unless T load up their rifles ust kind o that that he y al beamed tsitch black houmb look told ared why get this s some huge from them. So they keep walloing, and they start smelling the nasty coppery ozone smel, and they say e stink of copper turns into an actual nasty gross blood smell, ike cooking blood and singed that they look off into the forest forest, backward slightly closer halting weirdly toned voice, girls just starts crying and calling on jesus. they start powerwalking and Tan keeps going, I should have taken the f------ rifle. As their teling the story the smell is still super stong even inside someone with their back turned was laughing They say that after they started waling faster, that a kind started booking it a person talking. It didn't have the right cadence, and that's some s--- that I never realized until that moment, but all people have a light from certain cadence when they talk, no matter what language. All people have a certain kind of rhythm to talking. time, but it was super chily some days too. And you could usually hear e keep yelling outside "who is it, stop f------ around man." and it just keeps saying, f------ woods, and we're at this point assuming it's some rednecks or some s--- trying to f--- with u 1102631 a sudden, my other cousin Junior starts going on about how he went to school with a native kid that was telling him about the goat man or some s---. e don't need any spooky talk right now backs up into the traler and we lock the f------ door and pul down another 20 minutes shades. accept one, and put someone there in a chair to watch her. She stands there can't imagine how this s--- sounded, then you can't imagine how f----- s woods and blah blah blah. Now that, but then a couple years ago the year before I graduated from college I had a Menom for a roommate I ended up asking gets among groups of people to terrorize them. It's also supposed living room you can hear someone basically creeping around in the woods and s---. And ever couple minutes Keep in mind, I didn't know this back when I was sixteen. S Finally when the smel fades away, it's around 2 morning right now. Reese says, man f--- this and opens the door and walks outside with his rifle. e kinda giggling with nervous laughter and me and the other two guys are s------- brix. THE F--- IN STOP F------ PLAYING! door and open it and he stumbles in with a rifle. there's name of Jesus Christ go away. He fires two more times, and then from the woods right forest, but he had seen a girl, mind you he said it was not Keira, standing there. When clearing she had turned with this slackjawed look and just stared him down, slowly tracking walked around sounds almost I seriously have never heard any s--- ike that and you c e don't go back home, because hear the brush over that way start to shake, Reese fires over into the treelne and then starts backing into the house. f--- with would be open. door and it was locked, he turned and it was about half the distance lock the door, and we can hear this s--- keening and screaming. Reese says something had come Nothing else weird happens that night. And we stay another night, and drunk and telling ghost stories. As someone is finish some 2spooky story, I don't rememeber what about, the smel comes back. And i the morning we're outside gatting girls liter actualy feel how clammy e should get inside. This isn't right, we should have just f------ left. d been back inside the trailer while we were sorting out who was going where, and then when just sipped right back in much, that was how the rest back inside and were standing around, and my cousin just keep going on about how it's the goat man. And my cousin rooster trys to shut him the f--- had finally fallen asleep. here now had been sitting in the chair watching the door with his rifle, nobody else heard or saw this, and he told me two days later, after the whole thing was over those packs with 4 brats in a pack we have a total of 3 packs. I gril them stove and give everbody a said he had been nodding off after the screaming and noises finally stopped, and he had been almost asleep when he saw someone come Then he said he kind of realized something was wrong and and while pretending t e sleeping he counted us. There were 9 people in the cabin. He basically didn't brought back a couple boxes of ammo and his nfle. And he had told his dad that there was some kind of animal i I then and their, or have Reese wake up and start shooting and then w t two and everybody else only got one, and I look a pack and cook some more. said sometimes it would stand up and kind JESUS OH LORD GET OUT. Shes crying gets into this huge argument with k them and that she's getting really scared and that I'm not t that kind o trailer door is banging a story closes pretty weak. Because from my prespective nothing happened. We woke up. And I noticed that Tan was a little jittery, and that he was avoiding started walking t cabin and said he'd lock up and bring 782 e bathroom. Tan had gone back to lock up and look in there, he said there was a window, that we were to stupid to lock and that there was
yunc e Umth cousins, there to camp Chicago nothing a darwitis arm and some older stell him about my uncle, who he knows, and son, who e cabin. But being that everbody didn't really know each other well, nobody had really noticed very least someone has going to stop greentexting because the story is fairly long and the format is harder to write whole f------ time but there was an extra person. And then I reaized earlier that I had kind of noticed something themselves into our f------ trailer without us knowing and mingling with us and at worst it something sure that someone else h dicking around having a good time you dont sweat the small s---, that they had been that's playing footbal, and dicking around there a cousins, and then 4 of their firiends. 5 girls and t least a f------ day, eating with us. And what makes it worse is, I could figure out which one because I don't 09/27/12(Thu)2 while but we can't realy get a station out there with anything amp and pulling out some stuff ailers both had kitchenettes. Tanner against my uncles tfaing back cabin and there's nobody in there. We count agian, and guy about 7 o'clock, and it's starting to get pretty dark. They take flashlights and take the trail toward Tan's property. The rest of us, chill and make smores, drink and something the person sitting naxt t hard and and leaned over toward her and said something she couldn't understand. 1026508 09/27/12(Thu) 110261 About thirty right after you've had a nosebleed and it's stopped. I wasn't exac dried blood, but it was that nasty metalic, back of your throat smell. a little be slow or something? And had we been cooking blood bathroom and s--- some brix. cabin because it smelled like bloody and hot pans just coming up, and half buddies standing don't even break stride they a just look a And some people think that were just f------ around and stil want had assumed sh had taken some short cut through 、woods Tanner goes, f--- no. lock the front door, ain't nobody else going outside. He's been crying too and his eyes are bloodshot and puffy and his pants are dirty as s--- e whole story of whats been going on. And he NOPEs the f--- out. Like I expected and she doesn't want nasty small, o get a nifle and says ir pigs had said something really low that he didn't catch him and he steped back from left this is about 4 o clock. and she just kept staring. He said he reached o had gone upstairs and packed his stuff, and told his dad they would without the rifle because coyotes avoid people. So they started waking back toward must have around 5 he hasn't made it back yet and we're getting extremely f------ antsy, and the only reason I stopped begging them to go back was because he went t Rooster finaly stops crying r face. He says cousin that did stay says that point we know this s---'s real unless T load up their rifles ust kind o that that he y al beamed tsitch black houmb look told ared why get this s some huge from them. So they keep walloing, and they start smelling the nasty coppery ozone smel, and they say e stink of copper turns into an actual nasty gross blood smell, ike cooking blood and singed that they look off into the forest forest, backward slightly closer halting weirdly toned voice, girls just starts crying and calling on jesus. they start powerwalking and Tan keeps going, I should have taken the f------ rifle. As their teling the story the smell is still super stong even inside someone with their back turned was laughing They say that after they started waling faster, that a kind started booking it a person talking. It didn't have the right cadence, and that's some s--- that I never realized until that moment, but all people have a light from certain cadence when they talk, no matter what language. All people have a certain kind of rhythm to talking. time, but it was super chily some days too. And you could usually hear e keep yelling outside "who is it, stop f------ around man." and it just keeps saying, f------ woods, and we're at this point assuming it's some rednecks or some s--- trying to f--- with u 1102631 a sudden, my other cousin Junior starts going on about how he went to school with a native kid that was telling him about the goat man or some s---. e don't need any spooky talk right now backs up into the traler and we lock the f------ door and pul down another 20 minutes shades. accept one, and put someone there in a chair to watch her. She stands there can't imagine how this s--- sounded, then you can't imagine how f----- s woods and blah blah blah. Now that, but then a couple years ago the year before I graduated from college I had a Menom for a roommate I ended up asking gets among groups of people to terrorize them. It's also supposed living room you can hear someone basically creeping around in the woods and s---. And ever couple minutes Keep in mind, I didn't know this back when I was sixteen. S Finally when the smel fades away, it's around 2 morning right now. Reese says, man f--- this and opens the door and walks outside with his rifle. e kinda giggling with nervous laughter and me and the other two guys are s------- brix. THE F--- IN STOP F------ PLAYING! door and open it and he stumbles in with a rifle. there's name of Jesus Christ go away. He fires two more times, and then from the woods right forest, but he had seen a girl, mind you he said it was not Keira, standing there. When clearing she had turned with this slackjawed look and just stared him down, slowly tracking walked around sounds almost I seriously have never heard any s--- ike that and you c e don't go back home, because hear the brush over that way start to shake, Reese fires over into the treelne and then starts backing into the house. f--- with would be open. door and it was locked, he turned and it was about half the distance lock the door, and we can hear this s--- keening and screaming. Reese says something had come Nothing else weird happens that night. And we stay another night, and drunk and telling ghost stories. As someone is finish some 2spooky story, I don't rememeber what about, the smel comes back. And i the morning we're outside gatting girls liter actualy feel how clammy e should get inside. This isn't right, we should have just f------ left. d been back inside the trailer while we were sorting out who was going where, and then when just sipped right back in much, that was how the rest back inside and were standing around, and my cousin just keep going on about how it's the goat man. And my cousin rooster trys to shut him the f--- had finally fallen asleep. here now had been sitting in the chair watching the door with his rifle, nobody else heard or saw this, and he told me two days later, after the whole thing was over those packs with 4 brats in a pack we have a total of 3 packs. I gril them stove and give everbody a said he had been nodding off after the screaming and noises finally stopped, and he had been almost asleep when he saw someone come Then he said he kind of realized something was wrong and and while pretending t e sleeping he counted us. There were 9 people in the cabin. He basically didn't brought back a couple boxes of ammo and his nfle. And he had told his dad that there was some kind of animal i I then and their, or have Reese wake up and start shooting and then w t two and everybody else only got one, and I look a pack and cook some more. said sometimes it would stand up and kind JESUS OH LORD GET OUT. Shes crying gets into this huge argument with k them and that she's getting really scared and that I'm not t that kind o trailer door is banging a story closes pretty weak. Because from my prespective nothing happened. We woke up. And I noticed that Tan was a little jittery, and that he was avoiding started walking t cabin and said he'd lock up and bring 782 e bathroom. Tan had gone back to lock up and look in there, he said there was a window, that we were to stupid to lock and that there was

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File 1299356508 iog-(5 KB, 208x192, imagesCA8CA20B jpg) □ Anonymous 03/06/11(Sat)15:21 No.4827556 ITT: Pokebro stories >In my teens when Gen III came out Never really found any Pokemon worth calling "bro material" Move because of my dads job to a place where Pokemon is falling out of fashion >Meet a guy who likes Pokemon, same as me >Become best friends Asks if I have any of the new Pokemon games Tell him no, too busy with moving in Reaches into his backpack and gives me f------ Ruby >"Dude, what about you? I cant accept this Pulls out Sapphire >Now we can battle against each other whenever Fast forward a few months Get text from friend "SHINY ABSOL MOTHERFUCKERI ADAMANT TOO >Me and him jump for f------ joy like nobody's business Fast forward a few years >Still friends, still playing Pokemon 4th gen is coming out, both of us stoked >Come to find he has multiple myeloma 6 months later My best friend is on his death bed and I come to isit He hands me something it's Diamond >ive already migrated that shiny Absol to it. It's yours now >Baaw like a f------ baby at his funeral, Diamond in hand. That's why that shiny Absol will always be with me. Sending over that Absol to White as soon as I can. Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue)16:41 No. 14374906 Replies: 1437504214375197 221437536514375547>14378212 Your face when this same person could very well try to transfer the shiny Absol from White or White/Black2 to X and Y through Pokemon Bank seeing a 3D modelof a shiny Absol for the first time >Seeing it mega evolve Anonymous 10/08/13(Tue 16:56 File 1301266174869.png-(10 KB. 429x410. Tears png) 14374906 >Angel wings > Angel wings

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My son Kathy Pruitt Fri 12 Jul, 11:33:30am No.41264158 []41264332 41264370 41264386 24126440641264419 41264463 24126452041264530 41264547 41264563 41264573 41264616 4126465341264736 41264782 41264786 41264812 41264811 41264856 41264981 41264985 41265009 41265010 41265017 41265115 41265193 41265242 530241264541 241264553 3241254573 3241254515 34125453 241264616241254653241254736241254182 Anonymous Fri 12 Jul, 11:51:32am No.41265193 [] 41264158 Deleted] Anonymous Fri 31 May, 01:38 25pm No.37 142814 [ 2241265193 ntfection of the valves in my heakt inthe hospital. Nlever los Hi lolg. Going into surgery tomorrow at 5am (in 4.5 hours). Have what is called infective endocarditis; basically it's a bacterial infection of the valves in my heart. I have been on IV antibitotics for 6 weeks, but they haven't been effective. This is a last ditch effort. I have about a 20% chance at survival. If I don't survive. Just know that I will miss you all. You have been my only friends these last 6 weeks in the hospital. Never lose THE PASSION I dont s My name is Kathy Pruitt. My son recently died during heart surgery and I found this note on his computer titled "Mom read this. It gave me instructions to come here and to post this note to you. It wasn't until this morning that I actually found this note. Hello After reading through it, I just wanted to thank you for keeping my son company when all of his other "friends had abandoned him. I knew he was lonely in the hospital, when it was only me coming to visit him for 2 and a half months. His father works out of state and his friends stopped visiting him after the first week or so. Here is the note "Hi f------, if you are reading this, it means my surgery did not go well and I am now dead- top lel. I don't know if anyone remembers, but I posted about going into surgery for infective endocarditis, and that I might not make it and that you guys were my only friends for the last six weeks or so. So, I guess my mom is posting this so please don't post any ganassa/traps- I don't think she knows about how f----- up l am (ignore this part, mom). Anyways, just wanted to say thanks again for being there for me and I'm sorry I'm not there to shitpost another day. Most of all I'm sad that I'm not there to see CLG winning the summer LCS and eventually worlds. They are winning, r-right guys? I wish I could have played in the hospital, because I never got a chance to get good, but watching e-sports with you guys was the only thing that gave me any happiness in my last few weeks (other than seeing you, mom; I'm sorry I didn't say I loved you more) Anyways, see you on runeterra. LEAGUE LEGEND GENERAL He told me to copy it directly or it wouldn't work right. I hope this worked. I also hope this is the right place, I followed his directions as best I could. of LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT ck.t
My son Kathy Pruitt Fri 12 Jul, 11:33:30am No.41264158 []41264332 41264370 41264386 24126440641264419 41264463 24126452041264530 41264547 41264563 41264573 41264616 4126465341264736 41264782 41264786 41264812 41264811 41264856 41264981 41264985 41265009 41265010 41265017 41265115 41265193 41265242 530241264541 241264553 3241254573 3241254515 34125453 241264616241254653241254736241254182 Anonymous Fri 12 Jul, 11:51:32am No.41265193 [] 41264158 Deleted] Anonymous Fri 31 May, 01:38 25pm No.37 142814 [ 2241265193 ntfection of the valves in my heakt inthe hospital. Nlever los Hi lolg. Going into surgery tomorrow at 5am (in 4.5 hours). Have what is called infective endocarditis; basically it's a bacterial infection of the valves in my heart. I have been on IV antibitotics for 6 weeks, but they haven't been effective. This is a last ditch effort. I have about a 20% chance at survival. If I don't survive. Just know that I will miss you all. You have been my only friends these last 6 weeks in the hospital. Never lose THE PASSION I dont s My name is Kathy Pruitt. My son recently died during heart surgery and I found this note on his computer titled "Mom read this. It gave me instructions to come here and to post this note to you. It wasn't until this morning that I actually found this note. Hello After reading through it, I just wanted to thank you for keeping my son company when all of his other "friends had abandoned him. I knew he was lonely in the hospital, when it was only me coming to visit him for 2 and a half months. His father works out of state and his friends stopped visiting him after the first week or so. Here is the note "Hi f------, if you are reading this, it means my surgery did not go well and I am now dead- top lel. I don't know if anyone remembers, but I posted about going into surgery for infective endocarditis, and that I might not make it and that you guys were my only friends for the last six weeks or so. So, I guess my mom is posting this so please don't post any ganassa/traps- I don't think she knows about how f----- up l am (ignore this part, mom). Anyways, just wanted to say thanks again for being there for me and I'm sorry I'm not there to shitpost another day. Most of all I'm sad that I'm not there to see CLG winning the summer LCS and eventually worlds. They are winning, r-right guys? I wish I could have played in the hospital, because I never got a chance to get good, but watching e-sports with you guys was the only thing that gave me any happiness in my last few weeks (other than seeing you, mom; I'm sorry I didn't say I loved you more) Anyways, see you on runeterra. LEAGUE LEGEND GENERAL He told me to copy it directly or it wouldn't work right. I hope this worked. I also hope this is the right place, I followed his directions as best I could. of LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT ck.t

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Anonymous 1277/13(Fn22 22 UTC-5 No 16939696 O Replies:-6a40021 school was shy, longhaired, but getting tal, so I was fre, we're all nerdy at the school anyway agroup of guys in sixth form They're wandering around the school a lot, they don't do too much bad I guess, but they're up to something One of them has hair like hurley off lost, and a headband with the japanese lag >Known proviously for carrying around a ton of piclded squid, some said it was dead, some alive, and then eating it Diamond and Pearl have just come out, gxcited about playing thenm Naturally Banzai Squidguy and his buddies are playing it too, but they appear to be having an argument over something constantly Notice they haven't done anything stupid for a while, maybe they're focussing on their studies Anyway Entire family gets up massively late 에 have to walk to school, instead of a豶, because hey, rm late anyway Oh sweet, just missed french Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:33 UTC-5 No 16940021 O Reales: uteseusuteasm n, sign the office No, t wont happen agan >Yes, I realise miss the wild parties (bio teacher Im talking to at the office, realy nice but some people say she was kinda eccentric) >Realise bio teacher is at the office, in the middle of a lesson Oh wow, half the school alumni is milling around Point out that my s right there And this is where everything goes down explosively >Banzai buddies are being escorted by the head down the comdor, into a room right next to us Door opens r you've heard school doors open, it's interesting Most are fire doors, and while they're not technicaly soundproof, they can be AND TELL ㅷ, WHAT DOES THS OBSCENE FILTH HAVE TO DO WITH A CHLDRENS GAME?!' Door is nsturally being shut quickdly by the head, an elderly man, who looks lke he needs to sort this out quickly >'Anon Decide to go to visitor toilets, because hey I just got in >Wash my face, blow my nose, be good little teen the door of people leaning against Reples 216940021 Now, Im pretty touchy when it comes to confrontations, but I fgure I can stay here for a whie The teachers start talking outside Talking pretty loudly, no other students in the office area We'll cal one Y, and one omething you seo t What was that? What was in yours?( Y Oh you know, the pomographic component was thene, same as everyone else Sipped right out and a year 7 nearly picked t up (Starts laughing again) That's not try i dont care about the nature t's the other stuff r Well, I suppose would've been alight t just happened to one of us Or, had it been more usual? werd kids, werd weed kids Y Uh, G. (her first name). I think a student wants to get out. Oh hel, sorry They get off the door, I leave and thank them They don't appear to 0h nice, ah wait, what's that t's game-version red f------ a female lucario from behind on a grassy hill. Search lucario on paheal, you'l findi I, sees this and t out of my hand sJust look at him, we nod to never speak of this, and I walk away as he tosses it into a recycling bin As I was walking away, the most normal of the banzai dudes gets out of the room, loaking pretty relisved, sgure he must have gotten off lightly >There's now 3 quarters of the teachers there, what did these guys do Walk down with him, greet him, he seems ganerally friendly He looks back nervously, makes sure no-one's in earshot cont □ Anonymous 1227/13(Fn22 58 UTC-6 No 16940624 0 Reples-moza-reseat-BH0044 Basically sums down to this >They get the new game, normal wants to focus on studies, squid dude on the new pokemon game They argue over this for about a fortnight Squid gets really extreme in his opinions now, blames normal for no pranks recently This splits group However they all decide to stay for one last prank, apart from normal Normal has no clue what the prank is at this point Rest of the banzai dudes gather a ton of furry pom, ail conceming lucario >They then caption it all. merne style or caption·t with Tormal approves of 28 week abortions, and stuf like that They put it in all the boys tolets, dudes figure it be a Isugh goes one Puts it on the school network through some technical bullshittery that the it guys hadnt sorted >Puts it in the registers, huge piles of it, by sneaking into the office just before school starts Janitors are pretty damn quick, takoe them down, only a couple of kods get ruined tget noticed till Teachers immediately get p----- at this, and want to lnow what the f--- is going on Crowd gathers in ofice, no-one lonows who did Apparently he's been laughing for 30 minutes straight beforehand, admitted to it when finaly asked Anonymous 12 27/1 3(Fn23 06 UTC-5 No 16940844 0 Repl"竺1m40遏"1094e012 쯔10940014 쯔ite409缸"10Hi974 쯔10940 4941030 Squid guy and the banzai buddies are rounded up get the waiting outside the inside, squidguy and the banzai dudes, the latter looking ashamed, saying they didn't intend BESTIAL PORNIFICATION ON A GRAND SCALE, merely a prankal laughing e can shut him up Deputy head apparently looked like she wished she could slap him with his DS Worst is yet to come is all he says, like a goddamn batman wilain Holy sht, the majonity the facuty is being held hostage by this weeaboo >They cant get out of him, what he means, even when trying to interrogate him Apparently they showed him the pictures, cop style The pictures of furry pom Begin to call Normal on this, he insists it's true, grave faced Anyway, he gets let off, because his buddies told the truth, he wasnt involved. yadayada Go to library, chill with the bubble And then, the climax Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)23 16 UTC-5 No 16941099 。 Chilling with my bubble, not too much fuss about the pom People apparently need the toilet that badly, or didn't get to school early enough Only a few forms are discussing it, where teachers were careless enough to let it slip Talking to one of the bubble, let's call him C to help with the Sht, I did. Regular chanity assemblies for school. Most people just daze off, but still, has to be done Tempted to let the two year 7s that just joined do it, (stage crew responsiblity) and chinese dude and a floppy, long haired ringo starr looking kid Bell nings eventually, walk with C to help set up stuff on the school laptop that's been lent by a teacher to run this thing Year 8s, all looking nervous about having to give a public speech on Cancerlk. Bless Anyway, looking through files trying to ind video cant find with automatic search bar and.cancer, search manualy Find where it's supposed to be outdid Five of them, al labelied, Turry pom montage, is this cancer you f------ not etc would laugh, but this is horrifying The deputy and head are here too, both looking weary from this morning. cont ■ Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)23 23 UTC-5 No 1694 1350 0 Replee it's fne, we can c l, do this again weary, goes red Oh goddammt, this isn't important Get into this discussion While this is going on, C, who has been deaing with the cables, gets impatient, so do the year 8s He goes to the laptop, and double clicks without looking m fnally about to convince weary and angry of the situation Saxophone starts playing. leam later that this is George Michaers careless whisper Wait, we don't have a saxophonist on stage Turn around, thankfully the projector failed, however, the Year Bs are getting an eyeful, as is C Just And for some reason, the rest is too much detail for one post. Dammit 12/27/13(Fri)23.35 UTC-5 No. 16941769 Okay, this is under control. This is under control. No-one can see, it's just music Just music Squidguy dubbed the furry p---. I repeat, he dubbed the furry pom All the audience can hear is muffled growls, human and animal pants, and general sighs of orgasm. Find out later they were done by Squidguy himsef Me and C, bust into action The two year 7s are on the front row we tell them to disconnect the project socket, in case it starts working again tnally turn off the video (GEORGE MICHAEL IS STILL F------ PLAYING) Close R, gather the half shelshocked, half amused Year 8s away Don't worry guys, we're all f----- up here Heads get the sense to send everyone to their forms, assembly tommorow, technical errors, yadayadayada Notice most of the drives are now fuller than they used to be There's pockets of furry pom on every damn folder in the school network, hidden Explain to head, go down to it, they perform a system backup. Everything is fnally hunky dory >Me and C laugh it of, haif the school never knows, with the possible exception of the those little year 7s qǐdguy and his banzai buddies were allowed to stay n the end. They got suspended, but not expeled Nom al got his ends back I think, and they started focussing on studes so the head was lenient on them think Still. that f----- up kid. Apparently he was planning to put somathing furry in a way that would stick, but it was too extreme. You know,because everything else was fine I may have one more, but itll be nawhere near as good as that one. Want to hear it?
Anonymous 1277/13(Fn22 22 UTC-5 No 16939696 O Replies:-6a40021 school was shy, longhaired, but getting tal, so I was fre, we're all nerdy at the school anyway agroup of guys in sixth form They're wandering around the school a lot, they don't do too much bad I guess, but they're up to something One of them has hair like hurley off lost, and a headband with the japanese lag >Known proviously for carrying around a ton of piclded squid, some said it was dead, some alive, and then eating it Diamond and Pearl have just come out, gxcited about playing thenm Naturally Banzai Squidguy and his buddies are playing it too, but they appear to be having an argument over something constantly Notice they haven't done anything stupid for a while, maybe they're focussing on their studies Anyway Entire family gets up massively late 에 have to walk to school, instead of a豶, because hey, rm late anyway Oh sweet, just missed french Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:33 UTC-5 No 16940021 O Reales: uteseusuteasm n, sign the office No, t wont happen agan >Yes, I realise miss the wild parties (bio teacher Im talking to at the office, realy nice but some people say she was kinda eccentric) >Realise bio teacher is at the office, in the middle of a lesson Oh wow, half the school alumni is milling around Point out that my s right there And this is where everything goes down explosively >Banzai buddies are being escorted by the head down the comdor, into a room right next to us Door opens r you've heard school doors open, it's interesting Most are fire doors, and while they're not technicaly soundproof, they can be AND TELL ㅷ, WHAT DOES THS OBSCENE FILTH HAVE TO DO WITH A CHLDRENS GAME?!' Door is nsturally being shut quickdly by the head, an elderly man, who looks lke he needs to sort this out quickly >'Anon Decide to go to visitor toilets, because hey I just got in >Wash my face, blow my nose, be good little teen the door of people leaning against Reples 216940021 Now, Im pretty touchy when it comes to confrontations, but I fgure I can stay here for a whie The teachers start talking outside Talking pretty loudly, no other students in the office area We'll cal one Y, and one omething you seo t What was that? What was in yours?( Y Oh you know, the pomographic component was thene, same as everyone else Sipped right out and a year 7 nearly picked t up (Starts laughing again) That's not try i dont care about the nature t's the other stuff r Well, I suppose would've been alight t just happened to one of us Or, had it been more usual? werd kids, werd weed kids Y Uh, G. (her first name). I think a student wants to get out. Oh hel, sorry They get off the door, I leave and thank them They don't appear to 0h nice, ah wait, what's that t's game-version red f------ a female lucario from behind on a grassy hill. Search lucario on paheal, you'l findi I, sees this and t out of my hand sJust look at him, we nod to never speak of this, and I walk away as he tosses it into a recycling bin As I was walking away, the most normal of the banzai dudes gets out of the room, loaking pretty relisved, sgure he must have gotten off lightly >There's now 3 quarters of the teachers there, what did these guys do Walk down with him, greet him, he seems ganerally friendly He looks back nervously, makes sure no-one's in earshot cont □ Anonymous 1227/13(Fn22 58 UTC-6 No 16940624 0 Reples-moza-reseat-BH0044 Basically sums down to this >They get the new game, normal wants to focus on studies, squid dude on the new pokemon game They argue over this for about a fortnight Squid gets really extreme in his opinions now, blames normal for no pranks recently This splits group However they all decide to stay for one last prank, apart from normal Normal has no clue what the prank is at this point Rest of the banzai dudes gather a ton of furry pom, ail conceming lucario >They then caption it all. merne style or caption·t with Tormal approves of 28 week abortions, and stuf like that They put it in all the boys tolets, dudes figure it be a Isugh goes one Puts it on the school network through some technical bullshittery that the it guys hadnt sorted >Puts it in the registers, huge piles of it, by sneaking into the office just before school starts Janitors are pretty damn quick, takoe them down, only a couple of kods get ruined tget noticed till Teachers immediately get p----- at this, and want to lnow what the f--- is going on Crowd gathers in ofice, no-one lonows who did Apparently he's been laughing for 30 minutes straight beforehand, admitted to it when finaly asked Anonymous 12 27/1 3(Fn23 06 UTC-5 No 16940844 0 Repl"竺1m40遏"1094e012 쯔10940014 쯔ite409缸"10Hi974 쯔10940 4941030 Squid guy and the banzai buddies are rounded up get the waiting outside the inside, squidguy and the banzai dudes, the latter looking ashamed, saying they didn't intend BESTIAL PORNIFICATION ON A GRAND SCALE, merely a prankal laughing e can shut him up Deputy head apparently looked like she wished she could slap him with his DS Worst is yet to come is all he says, like a goddamn batman wilain Holy sht, the majonity the facuty is being held hostage by this weeaboo >They cant get out of him, what he means, even when trying to interrogate him Apparently they showed him the pictures, cop style The pictures of furry pom Begin to call Normal on this, he insists it's true, grave faced Anyway, he gets let off, because his buddies told the truth, he wasnt involved. yadayada Go to library, chill with the bubble And then, the climax Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)23 16 UTC-5 No 16941099 。 Chilling with my bubble, not too much fuss about the pom People apparently need the toilet that badly, or didn't get to school early enough Only a few forms are discussing it, where teachers were careless enough to let it slip Talking to one of the bubble, let's call him C to help with the Sht, I did. Regular chanity assemblies for school. Most people just daze off, but still, has to be done Tempted to let the two year 7s that just joined do it, (stage crew responsiblity) and chinese dude and a floppy, long haired ringo starr looking kid Bell nings eventually, walk with C to help set up stuff on the school laptop that's been lent by a teacher to run this thing Year 8s, all looking nervous about having to give a public speech on Cancerlk. Bless Anyway, looking through files trying to ind video cant find with automatic search bar and.cancer, search manualy Find where it's supposed to be outdid Five of them, al labelied, Turry pom montage, is this cancer you f------ not etc would laugh, but this is horrifying The deputy and head are here too, both looking weary from this morning. cont ■ Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)23 23 UTC-5 No 1694 1350 0 Replee it's fne, we can c l, do this again weary, goes red Oh goddammt, this isn't important Get into this discussion While this is going on, C, who has been deaing with the cables, gets impatient, so do the year 8s He goes to the laptop, and double clicks without looking m fnally about to convince weary and angry of the situation Saxophone starts playing. leam later that this is George Michaers careless whisper Wait, we don't have a saxophonist on stage Turn around, thankfully the projector failed, however, the Year Bs are getting an eyeful, as is C Just And for some reason, the rest is too much detail for one post. Dammit 12/27/13(Fri)23.35 UTC-5 No. 16941769 Okay, this is under control. This is under control. No-one can see, it's just music Just music Squidguy dubbed the furry p---. I repeat, he dubbed the furry pom All the audience can hear is muffled growls, human and animal pants, and general sighs of orgasm. Find out later they were done by Squidguy himsef Me and C, bust into action The two year 7s are on the front row we tell them to disconnect the project socket, in case it starts working again tnally turn off the video (GEORGE MICHAEL IS STILL F------ PLAYING) Close R, gather the half shelshocked, half amused Year 8s away Don't worry guys, we're all f----- up here Heads get the sense to send everyone to their forms, assembly tommorow, technical errors, yadayadayada Notice most of the drives are now fuller than they used to be There's pockets of furry pom on every damn folder in the school network, hidden Explain to head, go down to it, they perform a system backup. Everything is fnally hunky dory >Me and C laugh it of, haif the school never knows, with the possible exception of the those little year 7s qǐdguy and his banzai buddies were allowed to stay n the end. They got suspended, but not expeled Nom al got his ends back I think, and they started focussing on studes so the head was lenient on them think Still. that f----- up kid. Apparently he was planning to put somathing furry in a way that would stick, but it was too extreme. You know,because everything else was fine I may have one more, but itll be nawhere near as good as that one. Want to hear it?

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Anonymous 11/10/12(Sat)01:36 No. 161893384 1338992711991 png (42 KB, 150x206) William Shakespeare's DONTE'S INFORNICATION Scene II [Enter Donte, Demon, and Wubeth. Wubeth resounds in the background throughout.] Donte: "Hark! Thou must be the final component of this bilious villainy!" Demon: "Who art thou?" Donte: "l doth be thy courtier, thou abhorrent container of refuse!" Demon: "Who in the name of the beast with two backs art thou? BLEAUGHAUGH" Donte: "Behold, thou hast missed the mark! And my Christian name beith Donte." Demon: "DONTE? Bastard of Sparda and Eva the concubine?!? BLEAUGHAUGH" Donte: "Yea verily! But thou mayest address me by my title: Donte, slayer of demons! Doth it not smell as sweetly as a rose?" Demon: "Thou seekest to slay me? Thou canst slay me! For a thousand and two hundred years I have drawn breath!" Donte: "Humorous, seeing as thy contenance begets a creature of twelve thousand!" Demon: "Fornicate thou!" Dante: "Fornicout THOU!" Demon: "Fornicate THOUUUUUUBLAUGHAUGH!" Wubeth increases in volume] End Scene]
Anonymous 11/10/12(Sat)01:36 No. 161893384 1338992711991 png (42 KB, 150x206) William Shakespeare's DONTE'S INFORNICATION Scene II [Enter Donte, Demon, and Wubeth. Wubeth resounds in the background throughout.] Donte: "Hark! Thou must be the final component of this bilious villainy!" Demon: "Who art thou?" Donte: "l doth be thy courtier, thou abhorrent container of refuse!" Demon: "Who in the name of the beast with two backs art thou? BLEAUGHAUGH" Donte: "Behold, thou hast missed the mark! And my Christian name beith Donte." Demon: "DONTE? Bastard of Sparda and Eva the concubine?!? BLEAUGHAUGH" Donte: "Yea verily! But thou mayest address me by my title: Donte, slayer of demons! Doth it not smell as sweetly as a rose?" Demon: "Thou seekest to slay me? Thou canst slay me! For a thousand and two hundred years I have drawn breath!" Donte: "Humorous, seeing as thy contenance begets a creature of twelve thousand!" Demon: "Fornicate thou!" Dante: "Fornicout THOU!" Demon: "Fornicate THOUUUUUUBLAUGHAUGH!" Wubeth increases in volume] End Scene]

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File (302 KB, 2148x3033, children_stencils.jpg) Anonymous 12/27/13 (Fri)22:30:02 UTC-5 No.523705221 d---? What if condoms were like those little kiddy temporary tattoos; like if you wore one and then you took it off after sexy time, and you have a picture of a dinosaur on your Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:31:36 UTC-5 No.523705427 Replies: >523706151 I think you just cured teen pregnancy 箐帝 Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:33:17 UTC-5 No.523705648 cockatoos Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:35:27 UTC-5 No.523705963 File: 1388 (23 KB, 321x289, pooh.jpg) Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:36:50 UTC-5 No.523706151 Made my day. Don't even care if samefag or not Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:45:36 UTC-5 No.523707384 File: 1388202336824 KB, 147x125, rex.jpg) dinosaur on your d---
File (302 KB, 2148x3033, children_stencils.jpg) Anonymous 12/27/13 (Fri)22:30:02 UTC-5 No.523705221 d---? What if condoms were like those little kiddy temporary tattoos; like if you wore one and then you took it off after sexy time, and you have a picture of a dinosaur on your Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:31:36 UTC-5 No.523705427 Replies: >523706151 I think you just cured teen pregnancy 箐帝 Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:33:17 UTC-5 No.523705648 cockatoos Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:35:27 UTC-5 No.523705963 File: 1388 (23 KB, 321x289, pooh.jpg) Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:36:50 UTC-5 No.523706151 Made my day. Don't even care if samefag or not Anonymous 12/27/13(Fri)22:45:36 UTC-5 No.523707384 File: 1388202336824 KB, 147x125, rex.jpg) dinosaur on your d---

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AwesomeKurtlawesOMEGEo 12/24/12 Twas the night before Christmas And all of 4chan Was asleep in their threads Being careful to not get a ban For they knew the next day Would decide their fate vl proclaimed "It's worth the weight" Dawn arrived and the The mods vawned and awoke They all anticipated to see If this was all a Christmas joke Suddenly a flash went all through the site! Was it a DDoS attack? No! There was Santa Claus, beard and all boards sprang up Hollering out his trademark Ho Ho Ho! All the good boards would get gifts this year! Everyone shouted in glee! Yes, gifts for all except /b/ Who got coal for posting CP To tell St. Nick of all their wishes Every board got on his lap m/ got an airplane. Ico/ got an action figure h/ needed to fap Every board got what they wanted For Santa had many a trick. Even Id/ got her wish when she said "Santa-kun! Give me a d---!" All of the boards came and went But there was one more prancer One of the younger boards, /mlp/ Who all the others say has cancer Santa was tired from all his work. He felt like a tub of lard He sighed and said, "What do you want for Christmas?" The little board thought hard He did not want Who Pudding or Who Hash He did not want a gift card or cash He knew what he wanted. He said it in a flash! want to c-- inside Rainbow Dash
AwesomeKurtlawesOMEGEo 12/24/12 Twas the night before Christmas And all of 4chan Was asleep in their threads Being careful to not get a ban For they knew the next day Would decide their fate vl proclaimed "It's worth the weight" Dawn arrived and the The mods vawned and awoke They all anticipated to see If this was all a Christmas joke Suddenly a flash went all through the site! Was it a DDoS attack? No! There was Santa Claus, beard and all boards sprang up Hollering out his trademark Ho Ho Ho! All the good boards would get gifts this year! Everyone shouted in glee! Yes, gifts for all except /b/ Who got coal for posting CP To tell St. Nick of all their wishes Every board got on his lap m/ got an airplane. Ico/ got an action figure h/ needed to fap Every board got what they wanted For Santa had many a trick. Even Id/ got her wish when she said "Santa-kun! Give me a d---!" All of the boards came and went But there was one more prancer One of the younger boards, /mlp/ Who all the others say has cancer Santa was tired from all his work. He felt like a tub of lard He sighed and said, "What do you want for Christmas?" The little board thought hard He did not want Who Pudding or Who Hash He did not want a gift card or cash He knew what he wanted. He said it in a flash! want to c-- inside Rainbow Dash

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File: 1373410689604.gif1.15 MB, 960x540, hellmilky.gif) □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)18:58 No.11 982017 Repli Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)18:58 No. 11982026 muh jobl Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)18:59 No. 11982028 >>11982017 (OP) MY JOOO0000OOOB □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue) 18:59 No. 11982032 Replies: 2211982062 DEY TOOK MUH JERBS □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue) 19:00 No. 11982062 Replies: 2211982068 File: 1373410846128.png-(39 KB, 300x189, d5ph8gm.png) >>1198 DA TUK HAS JUB □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:01 No. 11982068 Replies: 2211982151 S> DEY TUK UR JUE Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:05 No. 11982151 File: 1373411135153.ipg-(62 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg >>1198 DEY TURK ER JERBS! □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue) 19:08 No. 11982203 Replies: 2211982290 da dok ar jawbs □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:11 No.11982290 File: 1373411496087 png-(270 KB, 1280x720, Louder.png) 1198 DAH BUKA DARGH Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:15 No. 11982351 ng-(392 KB, 1918x1030, 154886.png) They took my jobl □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue) 19:16 No. 11982379 Has taken been job □ Cobalt !GZPh0eNiXY 07/09/13(Tue)19:21 No. 11982506 Replies: 2211982529 (45 KB, 1000x562, rariscream.jpg) Dey broke her jawrb 341 □ Anonymous 07/09/13 (Tue) 19:22 No. 11982529 Replies: 2211982582 File: 1373412161137 png-(766 KB, 5000x5000, 1370476462873.png) 11982506 DEY DUK MUH JUR B sexually □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:25 No. 11 982582 Replies: >>11982636 11983068 File: 1373412352062.png-(268 KB, 1440x806, 20121202062135.png) DURKA DUR! Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:48 No. 11983068 File: 1373413731861.png-(343 KB, 661x700, 327724 safe twilight-spa...).png) >11982 DEY DUK MU JUR □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:49 No.11 983096 THEY TOOK HIS DOG
File: 1373410689604.gif1.15 MB, 960x540, hellmilky.gif) □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)18:58 No.11 982017 Repli Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)18:58 No. 11982026 muh jobl Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)18:59 No. 11982028 >>11982017 (OP) MY JOOO0000OOOB □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue) 18:59 No. 11982032 Replies: 2211982062 DEY TOOK MUH JERBS □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue) 19:00 No. 11982062 Replies: 2211982068 File: 1373410846128.png-(39 KB, 300x189, d5ph8gm.png) >>1198 DA TUK HAS JUB □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:01 No. 11982068 Replies: 2211982151 S> DEY TUK UR JUE Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:05 No. 11982151 File: 1373411135153.ipg-(62 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg >>1198 DEY TURK ER JERBS! □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue) 19:08 No. 11982203 Replies: 2211982290 da dok ar jawbs □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:11 No.11982290 File: 1373411496087 png-(270 KB, 1280x720, Louder.png) 1198 DAH BUKA DARGH Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:15 No. 11982351 ng-(392 KB, 1918x1030, 154886.png) They took my jobl □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue) 19:16 No. 11982379 Has taken been job □ Cobalt !GZPh0eNiXY 07/09/13(Tue)19:21 No. 11982506 Replies: 2211982529 (45 KB, 1000x562, rariscream.jpg) Dey broke her jawrb 341 □ Anonymous 07/09/13 (Tue) 19:22 No. 11982529 Replies: 2211982582 File: 1373412161137 png-(766 KB, 5000x5000, 1370476462873.png) 11982506 DEY DUK MUH JUR B sexually □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:25 No. 11 982582 Replies: >>11982636 11983068 File: 1373412352062.png-(268 KB, 1440x806, 20121202062135.png) DURKA DUR! Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:48 No. 11983068 File: 1373413731861.png-(343 KB, 661x700, 327724 safe twilight-spa...).png) >11982 DEY DUK MU JUR □ Anonymous 07/09/13(Tue)19:49 No.11 983096 THEY TOOK HIS DOG

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Sueby.I Fargo when yav serve weit better be the Woman that turkey on Che shon s And Asami pure as sho Found noth day Succolent tr that has ever beex ぐ3 was cursed ond would sufFer arever.- STOLE 45 And you belter be nake d HAPPY HOLIDAYSJco in a few days. CHRISTMAS 2013
Sueby.I Fargo when yav serve weit better be the Woman that turkey on Che shon s And Asami pure as sho Found noth day Succolent tr that has ever beex ぐ3 was cursed ond would sufFer arever.- STOLE 45 And you belter be nake d HAPPY HOLIDAYSJco in a few days. CHRISTMAS 2013

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