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Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)02:39 No.176886365 Replies: >176886459 2176886568 try to sell stuff on cragislist >put price get texts >"how much 4 product" CAN THESE PEOPLE NOT READ H-------- Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)02:40 No.176886459口Replies: >2176892351 >>176886365 l tried to buy a gorilla suit and the guy said it was 100 in the title, 120 in the comments, and then when I asked him he said 90 dollars Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:30 No.1 76892351 Replies: >>176892563 >176886459 Why were you buying a gorilla suit? Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:31 No.176892563 口Replies: >>17689281522176892829 >176892351 Because I dragged a parking sign into my friends house and I needed a disguise Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:33 No.1 76892815口Replies: >>176893028>>176893440 File: 1361176407510ipg-(6 KB, 256x192, image.jpg) G I Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:33 No.1 76892829口Replies: >2176893440 >176892563 That just raises even more questions! >>176892563 I wish I had the opportunity to witness some dude in a gorilla suit steal a parking sign. Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:38 No.1 76893440口Replies: >>176893716 >>176893739 >>176893831 >>176894064 >>176892829 >176892815 Well this is what happened >Friend buys 50 packs of plastic forks >Goes over to my house and sticks them all in my f------ yard >P----- off I go buy a gorilla suit for 90 bucks and go to the end of the street where a old parking sign is loose >Rip it out with my gorilla strength and drag it through a trail to my friends back yard >Open his back door >Drag it in scratching the floor and s--- > Turn around and see his little sister looking at me >Flip her off and walk right out >Her parents came back home asking what happened >She told them a gorilla dragged a sign in Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:39 No.1 76893716口 □ Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:40 No.176893739口 . Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:42 No.1 76894064 O 176893440 I want to live in your world 176893440 AAA+ post would witness again >>176893440 l can't remember the last I laughed so hard, I'm actually crying Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:40 No.1 76893831 >>176893440 dude pure justice. if anyone of my friends f----- up my yard with forks l'd kill them. That s---- hard to maintain without some D--- ruining the bed and roots
Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)02:39 No.176886365 Replies: >176886459 2176886568 try to sell stuff on cragislist >put price get texts >"how much 4 product" CAN THESE PEOPLE NOT READ H-------- Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)02:40 No.176886459口Replies: >2176892351 >>176886365 l tried to buy a gorilla suit and the guy said it was 100 in the title, 120 in the comments, and then when I asked him he said 90 dollars Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:30 No.1 76892351 Replies: >>176892563 >176886459 Why were you buying a gorilla suit? Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:31 No.176892563 口Replies: >>17689281522176892829 >176892351 Because I dragged a parking sign into my friends house and I needed a disguise Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:33 No.1 76892815口Replies: >>176893028>>176893440 File: 1361176407510ipg-(6 KB, 256x192, image.jpg) G I Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:33 No.1 76892829口Replies: >2176893440 >176892563 That just raises even more questions! >>176892563 I wish I had the opportunity to witness some dude in a gorilla suit steal a parking sign. Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:38 No.1 76893440口Replies: >>176893716 >>176893739 >>176893831 >>176894064 >>176892829 >176892815 Well this is what happened >Friend buys 50 packs of plastic forks >Goes over to my house and sticks them all in my f------ yard >P----- off I go buy a gorilla suit for 90 bucks and go to the end of the street where a old parking sign is loose >Rip it out with my gorilla strength and drag it through a trail to my friends back yard >Open his back door >Drag it in scratching the floor and s--- > Turn around and see his little sister looking at me >Flip her off and walk right out >Her parents came back home asking what happened >She told them a gorilla dragged a sign in Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:39 No.1 76893716口 □ Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:40 No.176893739口 . Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:42 No.1 76894064 O 176893440 I want to live in your world 176893440 AAA+ post would witness again >>176893440 l can't remember the last I laughed so hard, I'm actually crying Anonymous 02/18/13(Mon)03:40 No.1 76893831 >>176893440 dude pure justice. if anyone of my friends f----- up my yard with forks l'd kill them. That s---- hard to maintain without some D--- ruining the bed and roots

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File :1201827151 ipg(55 KB, 380x380, choco.jpg) 「013108Thu)19:52:31 No.52565295 LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK >>厂01/31/08(Thu) 19:54:34 No.52565459 OH MOTHERF GOD ME TOO. >>厂01/31/08(Thu)19:57:35 No.52565685 File :1201827455 jpg-(5 KB, 170x127, 17507536_m.jpg) ILO0000VE CHOCOLATE MILK >>厂01/31/08(Thu)19:58:20 No.52565734 File :1201827500,ipg-(3 KB,241x251, milkkkkkkk.jpg I prefer regular. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
File :1201827151 ipg(55 KB, 380x380, choco.jpg) 「013108Thu)19:52:31 No.52565295 LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK >>厂01/31/08(Thu) 19:54:34 No.52565459 OH MOTHERF GOD ME TOO. >>厂01/31/08(Thu)19:57:35 No.52565685 File :1201827455 jpg-(5 KB, 170x127, 17507536_m.jpg) ILO0000VE CHOCOLATE MILK >>厂01/31/08(Thu)19:58:20 No.52565734 File :1201827500,ipg-(3 KB,241x251, milkkkkkkk.jpg I prefer regular. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

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Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)22:39:08 No.530509968 >Be me >First day of first grade Dont really know anybody 1.42 MB GIF cute >I start walking over >Random kid walks up >Says, yo thats my girlfriend >Girl in back starts laughing >So many emotions come forth >Decide the only logical thing to do is punch the f----- in jaw >Yell, "GET WRECKED F------ >Nurse runs up says, "What have you done?" >Turns out I broke the f------ jaw >Never allowed to teach at that school again. >See some girl that looks really
Anonymous 02/02/14(Sun)22:39:08 No.530509968 >Be me >First day of first grade Dont really know anybody 1.42 MB GIF cute >I start walking over >Random kid walks up >Says, yo thats my girlfriend >Girl in back starts laughing >So many emotions come forth >Decide the only logical thing to do is punch the f----- in jaw >Yell, "GET WRECKED F------ >Nurse runs up says, "What have you done?" >Turns out I broke the f------ jaw >Never allowed to teach at that school again. >See some girl that looks really

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O Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)17:26 No.40268860 Replies: 2240268935쯔4026942022402697752240272932 >find guy on craigslist giving away a free hot dog igured why not email him >get address >knock on door >he opens door, invites me inside stells me to make myself comfortable >I go to the living room and sit down in a lawnchair >he's in the kitchen, says he's preparing his hot dog >ohboyjpg I ask if his hot dog is going to come in a bun Phe tells me his hot dog is going to come in my buns >I tell him I didn't bring any buns She says Il have to use his buns instead >k sounds good few minutes pass >he finally enters the room >Hands me a plate >I eat a hot dog >l leave and drive home
O Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)17:26 No.40268860 Replies: 2240268935쯔4026942022402697752240272932 >find guy on craigslist giving away a free hot dog igured why not email him >get address >knock on door >he opens door, invites me inside stells me to make myself comfortable >I go to the living room and sit down in a lawnchair >he's in the kitchen, says he's preparing his hot dog >ohboyjpg I ask if his hot dog is going to come in a bun Phe tells me his hot dog is going to come in my buns >I tell him I didn't bring any buns She says Il have to use his buns instead >k sounds good few minutes pass >he finally enters the room >Hands me a plate >I eat a hot dog >l leave and drive home

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File: 1341184867665.ipg-(31 KB, 234x215, photo.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: hGIk9S41) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:07 No.409505185 Anonymous (ID: O/alAU2E) 07/01/12(Sun)19:21:07 No.409504691 >40 Ask someone that got a DUl Friday night anything Yes, yes, and yes Anonymous (ID: AaaDCqgU) 07/01/12(Sun)19:21:54 No.409504824 Ps Anonymous (ID: 3UhMHwfZ) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:27 No.409505240 Did you get a DUI? Can we ask you anything? Anonymous (ID: hGlk9S4I) 07/01/12(Sun)19:22:46 No.409504950 Ps Anonymous (ID: AaaDCqgU) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:40 No.409505270 3>4 Can i ask you anything? Yes Ps Anonymous (ID: oJpSVfJx) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:49 No.409505292 Anonymous (ID: B4Q3H2+m) 07/01/12(Sun)19:23:02 No.409504996 Was it on a Friday night that you got your DUI? Did you get a DUI? Ps Anonymous (ID: hGlk9S4I) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:50 No.409505296 Anonymous (ID: AaaDCqgU) 07/01/12(Sun)19:23:06 No.409505007 374 Was it on Friday night? Yes Anonymous (ID: ++ovjFK/) 07/01/12(Sun)19:23:30 No.409505074 Ps Anonymous (ID: 08ZKSfo6) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:57 No.409505312 Did you get a DUl on Friday night? were you in a car? Anonymous (ID: XijcRhB) 07/01/12(Sun)19:23:59 No.409505160 Ps Anonymous (ID: hGlk9S4l) 07/01/12(Sun)19:25:34 No.409505416 On what day did you get a DUI? To every single post so far: P2 Anonymous (ID: 08ZKSfo6) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:01 No.409505165 Yes do vou someone? if no, where? Anonymous (ID: pZMhrUFB) 07/01/12(Sun)19:25:42 No.409505436
File: 1341184867665.ipg-(31 KB, 234x215, photo.jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: hGIk9S41) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:07 No.409505185 Anonymous (ID: O/alAU2E) 07/01/12(Sun)19:21:07 No.409504691 >40 Ask someone that got a DUl Friday night anything Yes, yes, and yes Anonymous (ID: AaaDCqgU) 07/01/12(Sun)19:21:54 No.409504824 Ps Anonymous (ID: 3UhMHwfZ) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:27 No.409505240 Did you get a DUI? Can we ask you anything? Anonymous (ID: hGlk9S4I) 07/01/12(Sun)19:22:46 No.409504950 Ps Anonymous (ID: AaaDCqgU) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:40 No.409505270 3>4 Can i ask you anything? Yes Ps Anonymous (ID: oJpSVfJx) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:49 No.409505292 Anonymous (ID: B4Q3H2+m) 07/01/12(Sun)19:23:02 No.409504996 Was it on a Friday night that you got your DUI? Did you get a DUI? Ps Anonymous (ID: hGlk9S4I) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:50 No.409505296 Anonymous (ID: AaaDCqgU) 07/01/12(Sun)19:23:06 No.409505007 374 Was it on Friday night? Yes Anonymous (ID: ++ovjFK/) 07/01/12(Sun)19:23:30 No.409505074 Ps Anonymous (ID: 08ZKSfo6) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:57 No.409505312 Did you get a DUl on Friday night? were you in a car? Anonymous (ID: XijcRhB) 07/01/12(Sun)19:23:59 No.409505160 Ps Anonymous (ID: hGlk9S4l) 07/01/12(Sun)19:25:34 No.409505416 On what day did you get a DUI? To every single post so far: P2 Anonymous (ID: 08ZKSfo6) 07/01/12(Sun)19:24:01 No.409505165 Yes do vou someone? if no, where? Anonymous (ID: pZMhrUFB) 07/01/12(Sun)19:25:42 No.409505436

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File: 1341212450398.ipg-(180 KB, 682x400, grave-682 1150394a.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: VJVwye8/) 07/02/12(Mon)03:00:50 No.409588107 you want your remains disposed of /b? Anonymous (ID: 9GW+ld4B) 07/02/12(Mon)03:13:34 No.409589703 File: 1341213214830.png-(65 KB, 305x300, 1339836400505.png) Cremated >Molded into a dildo. Inserted in Emma Stone's vaginal cavity >Left there >She grows old. >She dies. >She gets cremated with me still inside her. >She goes to heavern. >We finally meet. >l ask "How was "Small" mfw
File: 1341212450398.ipg-(180 KB, 682x400, grave-682 1150394a.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: VJVwye8/) 07/02/12(Mon)03:00:50 No.409588107 you want your remains disposed of /b? Anonymous (ID: 9GW+ld4B) 07/02/12(Mon)03:13:34 No.409589703 File: 1341213214830.png-(65 KB, 305x300, 1339836400505.png) Cremated >Molded into a dildo. Inserted in Emma Stone's vaginal cavity >Left there >She grows old. >She dies. >She gets cremated with me still inside her. >She goes to heavern. >We finally meet. >l ask "How was "Small" mfw

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File (145 KB, 700x395, IMGP2002.jpg) Anonymous (ID: BDmNgSt2) 07/04/12(Wed)10:03:16 No.410071110 Name my cat its a male □ Anonymous (ID: MmXE1mmd) 07/04/12(Wed)10:06:17 No.410071416 File: 1341410777979 ipg-(25 KB, 500x333, shutterstock 714240[1].jpg) Name my cat its a snail Anonymous (ID: LjwzabDJ) 07/04/12(Wed)10:07:53 No.410071569 File: 1341410873686.jpg-(88 KB, 770x600, humpback-whales.jpg) Name my cat its a whale Anonymous (ID: +ERpUrJI) 07/04/12(Wed)10:08:54 No.410071675 Duckface es Anonymous (ID: ZVjYcVSG) 07/04/12(Wed)10:11:23 No.410071934 File: 1341411083830.ipg-(6 KB, 206x228, 6BEDF085-248A-4F82-A69A5041575(..).jpg) Name my cat it's a flail s> Anonymous (ID: vMaryWfa) 07/04/12(Wed)10:11:26 No.410071941 File: 1341411086634.gif-(7 KB, 305x400, braille.gif) Mame my cat . its in braille Anonymous (ID: mlT7S/Gm) 07/04/12(Wed)10:12:07 No.410072012 File: 1341411127903 9 KB, 640x480, raggedJackKale1.jpg) Name my cat it is a kale Anonymous (ID: BnsQ5G3N) 07/04/12(Wed)10:12:36 No.410072062 File: 1341411156886.jpg-(972 KB, 2048x1536, photo.jpg) This is my Geophagus Brasiliensis His name is Jorge Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 07/04/12(Wed)10:14:16 No.410072223 File: 1341411256166 78 KB, 2048x1536, prison-cell.jpg) Name my cat its in jail □ Anonymous (ID: BnSQ5G3N) 07/04/12(Wed)10:14:52 No.410072272 (146 KB, 500x351, photo.jpg) Name my cat lts a fennec fox File Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 07/04/12(Wed)10:15:55 No.410072375 File: 1341411355994 gif-(6 KB, 575x302, us-Igflag. gif) Name my cat its a fail Anonymous (ID: BnsQ5G3N) 07/04/12(Wed)10:16:53 No.410072475 File: 1341411413970.ipg-(1.84 MB, 2448x3264, photo.jpg) Name my cat It's a freezer P2 Anonymous (ID: LjwzabDJ) 07/04/12(Wed)10:18:02 No.410072614 File: 1341411482445.ipg-(128 KB, 491x437, roman-salute-myths-hitler.jpg) Name my cat it'll heil
File (145 KB, 700x395, IMGP2002.jpg) Anonymous (ID: BDmNgSt2) 07/04/12(Wed)10:03:16 No.410071110 Name my cat its a male □ Anonymous (ID: MmXE1mmd) 07/04/12(Wed)10:06:17 No.410071416 File: 1341410777979 ipg-(25 KB, 500x333, shutterstock 714240[1].jpg) Name my cat its a snail Anonymous (ID: LjwzabDJ) 07/04/12(Wed)10:07:53 No.410071569 File: 1341410873686.jpg-(88 KB, 770x600, humpback-whales.jpg) Name my cat its a whale Anonymous (ID: +ERpUrJI) 07/04/12(Wed)10:08:54 No.410071675 Duckface es Anonymous (ID: ZVjYcVSG) 07/04/12(Wed)10:11:23 No.410071934 File: 1341411083830.ipg-(6 KB, 206x228, 6BEDF085-248A-4F82-A69A5041575(..).jpg) Name my cat it's a flail s> Anonymous (ID: vMaryWfa) 07/04/12(Wed)10:11:26 No.410071941 File: 1341411086634.gif-(7 KB, 305x400, braille.gif) Mame my cat . its in braille Anonymous (ID: mlT7S/Gm) 07/04/12(Wed)10:12:07 No.410072012 File: 1341411127903 9 KB, 640x480, raggedJackKale1.jpg) Name my cat it is a kale Anonymous (ID: BnsQ5G3N) 07/04/12(Wed)10:12:36 No.410072062 File: 1341411156886.jpg-(972 KB, 2048x1536, photo.jpg) This is my Geophagus Brasiliensis His name is Jorge Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 07/04/12(Wed)10:14:16 No.410072223 File: 1341411256166 78 KB, 2048x1536, prison-cell.jpg) Name my cat its in jail □ Anonymous (ID: BnSQ5G3N) 07/04/12(Wed)10:14:52 No.410072272 (146 KB, 500x351, photo.jpg) Name my cat lts a fennec fox File Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 07/04/12(Wed)10:15:55 No.410072375 File: 1341411355994 gif-(6 KB, 575x302, us-Igflag. gif) Name my cat its a fail Anonymous (ID: BnsQ5G3N) 07/04/12(Wed)10:16:53 No.410072475 File: 1341411413970.ipg-(1.84 MB, 2448x3264, photo.jpg) Name my cat It's a freezer P2 Anonymous (ID: LjwzabDJ) 07/04/12(Wed)10:18:02 No.410072614 File: 1341411482445.ipg-(128 KB, 491x437, roman-salute-myths-hitler.jpg) Name my cat it'll heil

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File: 1343249652648 ing-(74 KB, 534x800, 425041 3001843624885_1081527086_n jpg) □ Anonymous (ID HhcSYIbn) 07/25/12(Wed) 16 54 12 No 414673842 Feeling down Can someone photoshop this to make it pretty? > > □ Anonymous (ID: IDNQtQ2) 07/25/12(Wed) 17 01 48 No 414675029 File: 1343250103661ipg-(225 KB, 534x800, Beautiful jpg)
File: 1343249652648 ing-(74 KB, 534x800, 425041 3001843624885_1081527086_n jpg) □ Anonymous (ID HhcSYIbn) 07/25/12(Wed) 16 54 12 No 414673842 Feeling down Can someone photoshop this to make it pretty? > > □ Anonymous (ID: IDNQtQ2) 07/25/12(Wed) 17 01 48 No 414675029 File: 1343250103661ipg-(225 KB, 534x800, Beautiful jpg)

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File: 1346759503879.ipg-(15 KB, 316x237, .jpg) Anonymous (ID: ip+zqffK) 09/04/12(Tue)07:51:43 No.423172671 > Be American > Take first ever trip overseas to Australia Still too early to check in at hotel, so decide to go to airport bar >Bar is surprisingly ful > Not > Beer, beer everywhere > Large taps with beer flowing freely, men collecting it with giant glasses > I knew Australians liked beer but Jesus... > All of a sudden, perhaps unsurprisingly, a big guy in khakis pukes violently all over the bar > His friend, who was laughing, quickly stops laughing and starts dry-heaving > ohgodno.jpg ice everyone is drinking beer AUSTRALIA > The second guy inevitably vomits, which causes the guy next to him to start vomiting. The chain reaction eventually effects most of the guys in the bar until all you can hear is a cacophony of heaving coughing, spluttering and splashing > I manage to drag myself away from the scene and decide to catch a cab to my hotel > Get out the front and it is pouring with rain > Thunder cracks overhead and I almost lose my s--- >Cab pulls up > I lean in the window > "Take me downtown? > He looks at me blankly > Ask him politely if he speaks my language > He just smiles and gi > And he says > "I come from a land down under, where the beer does flow and men chunder, can't you hear can't you hear that thunder? You better run, you better take cover!" and its some Indian guy ves me a Vegemite Sandwich
File: 1346759503879.ipg-(15 KB, 316x237, .jpg) Anonymous (ID: ip+zqffK) 09/04/12(Tue)07:51:43 No.423172671 > Be American > Take first ever trip overseas to Australia Still too early to check in at hotel, so decide to go to airport bar >Bar is surprisingly ful > Not > Beer, beer everywhere > Large taps with beer flowing freely, men collecting it with giant glasses > I knew Australians liked beer but Jesus... > All of a sudden, perhaps unsurprisingly, a big guy in khakis pukes violently all over the bar > His friend, who was laughing, quickly stops laughing and starts dry-heaving > ohgodno.jpg ice everyone is drinking beer AUSTRALIA > The second guy inevitably vomits, which causes the guy next to him to start vomiting. The chain reaction eventually effects most of the guys in the bar until all you can hear is a cacophony of heaving coughing, spluttering and splashing > I manage to drag myself away from the scene and decide to catch a cab to my hotel > Get out the front and it is pouring with rain > Thunder cracks overhead and I almost lose my s--- >Cab pulls up > I lean in the window > "Take me downtown? > He looks at me blankly > Ask him politely if he speaks my language > He just smiles and gi > And he says > "I come from a land down under, where the beer does flow and men chunder, can't you hear can't you hear that thunder? You better run, you better take cover!" and its some Indian guy ves me a Vegemite Sandwich

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| | | 2 KB, 205x145. Ichka jpg) File 1301735783 ing-112 KB. 168x153, icharabu ipg) 0 KB, 120x103, cecel.jpg Previously on Infinite Stratoos Anonymous 0401iFr1)17.07 No.47676576 Enfinoot Stratoos Episode 3 Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)1909 Enfinoot Stratos Finale 0p 04/03/11(Sun)22:41 No 47773630 Icha rabu 20215 ing-113 KB. 249x184 OP 04/03/11(Sun)22 42 No 4TT73663 □ Infinoot Stratos Episode 2 Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat)00 56 KB, 107x100, no jpg) File1301092114 ingH14 KB, 204x201 Cecel jpa File13 01 78581 7 1 1 KB. 133x1 14, what ㈣ pew pew pew ing(9 KB, 143x127 OP 04/03/11(Sun 22:42 No 47773688 File1301884977.BH10 KB. 108×99, noolg) 49ipg-(44 KB, 715x609, falcon OP 04/03/11(Sun22.59 No 47774221 File1301885982 jp9116 KB, 333x237, zgdsgdhdt hst jpg File1301722295 9-(12 KB, 150x 146, No Woki no jpg) OP 04/03/11(Sun)22:43 No 47773705 File 1301885018 ing 11 KB. 112x130, hkkgkgh ipgl KB, 154x159, icha jpg) 14 KB, 183x198, pain jpg) OP 04/03/11(Sun23:00 No 47774242 File 1301886022 ing113 KB, 224x192, asggs jpg) Why must i be o 47774261 5 KB, 194x185, crazy jpg) Chifutu not amuse End part 2 7:12 No. OP 04/03/11(Sun)22:45 No 47773758 File1301885130MH11 KB. 138x130. gggggg㈣ KE·200x155. wrookiipu) 11 KB, 176x160, ichaget jpg l op 04/03/11(Sun)2302 № 47774315 Fie1301885154 joo(12 KB, 168x162, hdgijgighi ipa) Fila1301720415jp9(14 KB, 232x173, ahhhhhhhh ipg File13010923H12 KB, 158x153, huhjpg) what you say Fila1301885160 ipg 10 KB, 125x136, 99999segsd ipg) 2ing(11 KB, 182x137, charchar2 0p 04/03/11(Sun)23:03 No 47774354 Fia1301720465jpo(9 KB, 138x123, dad jpg) must not lose Anomymous 0/01/11F0)17 13 No.47676796 File 13017860B8 iag-(13 KB, 149x127 OP 04/03/11(Sun)22:46 No 47773796 File 130188514 ing KB. 140x124, part 1 jipgl i cannot believe OP 04/03/11(5un 23.04 No.47774373 1:01 No.47692804 jpg-(12 KB, 152x139, iwll Waki OP 04/03/11(Sun 22 47 No.47773317 File1301786143.M4Bke. 170×146, pissedof㈣ I will win herim What this? OP 04/03/11(Sun 23.04 No.47774394 12 KB, 193x145 1:02 No 47692836 i wil win herim 0401/11Fn)17:15 No.4 File 130178617 ing410 KB, 161x145, wat jpgl OF, 04/03/11(Sun)2248 № 47773846 Fle1301692504.jpg413 KB, 171x166, jdgdrg ipg 0ρ 04/03/11(Sun)23:05 No 47774418 I wont let you 1 KB, 170x146, yudutdudt.jpg) Anonymous 04/0211(8)0103 No.47692849 File1301720580 9-(11 KB, 152x126, as if jpg) OP 04/03/11(Sun 22:48 No.47773366 File 130178620 ipg418 KB, 385x281, thisiswhy jpg) OP 04/03/113un123.05 No 47774460 12 KB, 201201 l feed Icha im the seoxiest OP 04/03/11(Sun 22 49 No.47773885 Fil1301885355 j010 KB, 134x115, mfw jpg) 111 KB, 191x156. mad ㈣ Fne1301eeetw1g(12 KB. 173x159. hociahock.㈣ OP Fle130188547(10 KB, 150x 108, tuddutyt jpgl 07 No.47774503 No. I teed licha 1:05 No.47692933 01720713 -(15 KB, 231x204, waifufu jpa)l OP 04/03/11(Sun 22 50 No 47773925 File 1301885427ing(14 KB, 223x226, fagsgasgsd.jpg) File1301785324 ig-(12 KB, 143131, whaaaa jpg) 7:17 No. OP 04/03/11(Sun)23.08 No 47774521 KB, 158x126, rinrin ipg) □ Anonymous 04/02/11( Sat/01 06 No. 47692959 File130170758ig-(13 KB, 163x 153, Lurea fight jpg Lurea ight Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat) 19 19 No 47722209 0ρ 04/03/11(Sun)22:51 No 47773964 12 KB, 121x149 1KB, 147x138, charcher jpg OP 04/03/11Sun23 09 No 47774547 1 KB. 148x138, pikapikaa jpg Anonymous 04/02 11Sat10106 No.47692989 File130170795 89-111 KB, 170x 162, no Lurea jpa) Being Icha is suffer- 11 KB, 138x:120, desu.jPg) moshi moshi lurea desu File 1301720845 i9-111 KB, 158x165, ighting is bad jpa OP 04/03/11(3un 22 53 No.47774006 File120188558010 12 KB. 154x153. sadpikapa OP 92894 9-(12 KB, 193k151 gdhhtht.jpg Anonymous 04/02/11(Sat10108 No.47693045 File 1301720900 ig-116 KB, 221x196, must protect bitches and hores jpg must protect bitches and hores 04/02: File 5x141. st叩 11(Sun)23 5 KB. 298004 stop Lurea what this Fie pg110 KB, 137x131, lureais jpg ng-114 KB, 192x175, why ipg) 0011Fri)17 22 No.47677128 OP 11 KB, 135ox135, killl jpgl Pilot Ebva unt 1 Fila1 pg-112 KB, 172x166, oco.jpg) File130 ·u-120 KB. 463x319, hdfrifs ipg) 3 KB. 199x1T2, derp ipgl OP 04/03/11(Sun)23 13 № 47774706 Fle130188305 in2 (16 KB, 264x305, hate jpg) OP 04/03/11(3un122.56 No.47774118 001/11Fr)17.28 No 47677311 85791 Jg(16 KB, 277 268, Capture jpg pg-(14 KB, 221x172 i hate you pika plka to be File 1301786902 ing-112 KB, 152x136, lookout ipg g-(11 KB, 146x 124, suftering jpg) s suffering pika pika 3 KB, 173x 155, impact jpg) OP Fle1321885929 jng49 KB, 142x102, sdgsgadsgd ipg) File1301786975 ipg-(15 KB, 197x190, lolol jpg)
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OP 02/08/13(Fn)22 07 No.17620037 Repies 2217620214 2217620249 22 17620324 22 17620392 22 17620395 22 17625975 2212 2217020193 17026512 17627080と217627638 t a story for you fit/ s scrawny as f---, beta as Chilbro is a huge stoner, but the nicest guy you'll ever meet, also impossible to make him mad Foodbro, cooks like a m------------, super charismatic, and although he's a heavier dude, he's full bearmode, gym >for first two years foodbro cooking like we at grandma's thanksgiving every other day all sorts of fun and games and s--- nice cat but easy to IS good herb then one day, the moon descended from orbit and smashed into the house right away chilbro and I realize Doradus here is going to be a problem the first problem is she is one of those fatgirls who just thinks shes hot as s--- because she is a beta hunter "real men want curves, Im the same size as Marlyn Monroe hurr hurr" the whole f------ 9 the way the house is set up, there are three bedrooms upstairs and a basement suite foodbro pays the most, so he's in the suite. Got a king sized bed down there and everything, full chil pad are just i to she sounds like a cross between a death metal singer and an elephant seal "ORGHHHHHHH ORGHHHHHH ORGHHHHHH Im p----- as hell but chilbro tries to just initiate live and let live to cool it on the noise anyway bonybro mad because we arent supporting the fact that he finally bagged a girl poor bastard is already under her spell >I tel her to stop screaming her lungs out at night "oh do my cries of passion make you uncomfortable tee hee?" "uncomfortable like an victim of the bubonic plague maybe she mad, bonybro mad, foodbro thought it was hilarious OP 02/08/13(Fri)22:08 No. 17620059 Replies 쯔17020214쯔1702020숄2217020396쯔170205492217020108쯔170205122217627000 the next problem occurs when doradus starts f------ with foodbro >first incident was when we all got back from class expecting to find her devouring our winter stocks or something cant find her foodbro: "maybe she went for a jog hahahaha (bonybro mad)" and goes to throw his s--- downstairs swe go downstairs, doradus is naked, and sleeping in his bed -she tries to take his expensive sheets, wrap them around herself and run upstairs foodbro furious, forcibly takes his s--- and makes her run, crying and naked as a newborn up to bonybros room bonybro mad, but foodbro madder and bonybro apologizes quietly and chases her upstairs swe would find out later this was a seduction tactic that didn't even make it to launch because the fat bitch fell asleep (f----- lol) leaves a lot of food chili simmering overnight, flank steak marinating for a few days, all sorts of s--- that I dont even f------ understand but is f------ delicious >starts to notice this s--- disappearing >mad as hel, foodbro demands at least a little semblance of courtesy o has a roll of little red circle stickers if something is in the fridge with a red circle sticker, dont f------ touch it she goes to make his hamburgers for dinner (foodbro hamburgers will make you believe in a kind and merciful god) >"Guys, where is the groundbeef. I literally only bought it like three hours ago starts >"Oh I was just so hungryI couldnt help myself so I made a little snack" "Oh it was just so good, I just fried it all up and ate it. Sorry" and she plasters this s----- t her mug pouty face on some sushi OP 02/08 13(Fn22:09 N 17620001 Reples 221M2 214221202 20 21202030 221M20A222120201G82212020512221202roB>>12027402 >Foodbro loses it "Bitch, you ate 3 pounds of f------ ground beef today. Thats enough food for your fat-ass today. In fact, thats enough caloric intake for like 3 days. If I catch you in my kitchen for the next three days I wil lose my f------ mind sits down next to chilbro, immediately back to good mood watching the game h-------- this s sobbing, bonybro her -keep in mind, doradus pays nothing to exist in our space in addition, because foodbro is such a foodnazi, he practically foots the entire food bill himself so we dont fill his kitchen with cheap s----- food bitch is literally a financial drain, does nothing to contribute, and always gets super upset if someone mentions how much of our s--- she eats sa few days go by >me, chillbro, and foodbro coming home, bonybro has late lab Crows and the shrieks of a immediately mad Poh my god, doradus invited the rest of the large magellanic cloud and currently has food everywhere and everyone is screaming and laughing and making a foodbro strides through room, rips ipod out of ipod dock and screams GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HOUSE doradus says "oh bonybro said I could have a few friends over sfoodbro notices all the food that is out. Ice cream, cup cakes, chicken sandwiches and s--- s"Youre going to pay for all this. Im tired of you eating my food without asking doradus starts tearing up "but the food is for the house" t part of the house" >Foodbro agrees with me and says "you just come in here and eat all my s--- because you think you can doradus stumbles over to foodbro and tries to stroke his chest (w-- amirite) "ts okay, stop getting mad because Im bonybros girfriend" OP 02/DB/13(Fri)22:10 No.17620101 Replies 2217620214 2217620269 2217620325 2-17620549 2217626168 2-17626512 2217627080 me and chilbro kinda shake our heads and go onto the backporch to smoke hear bonybro come home an hour later or so hear doradus crying her eyes out, saying that foodbro screamed at all her friends, broke the ipod dock (nope), tried to hit them (nope), and then demanded that comes back about an hour after bonybro hear bonybro confront foodbro Phe still mad that we make fun of his lady all the time >demands to know why foodbro demanded she sleep with him >foodbro demands to know why bonybro said it was cool for her to throw a party bonybro says he said she could study with a friend sabout a month later of doradus being fairly well behaved still making s----- passes at foodbro "I know you like the way I look today, or is it everyday? starts making her pay for everything foodbro goes to work the summer in the kitchen of some nice-ass restaurant, starts dating this bartender there sees her s--- blonde, cardio bunny, yoga and pilates addict, nice boobs, nice ass, stomach you could grate cheese on, super smart, super clever and witty, coolest girl ever nicest we'll call her M >m and foodbro date for lke 2 weeks before she starts staying over all the time within two weeks of her sleeping over, she demands to contribute to food and utlities doradus has been in our f------ lives for like 5 or 6 goddamn months now and still pays jack s---, smuggles food to bonybros room when foodbro is out sdoradus does not like m □ OP 02/08/1 3(Fri)22: 10 No. 1 7620 120 Repies 쯔17620214 1762026으쯔176203萎쯔17620649 쯔176261叠쯔17626512 쯔176270 doradus starts wandering around in underwear knowing that people are chilling in the living room as if shes trying to prove that shes the real hot girl starts making pasive aggresive comments to m oh you should eat more, then youd get some curves" (lolwut) -even bonybro starting to get tired of her s--- starts getting mad at her when she says things to foodbro like "you're man enough to date a real woman" and starts asking her what the f--- she means by me chillbro and m are outside smoking, she thinks its hilarious the one day m and foodbro come back from late shift me and chillbro are vidya like m------------ in the living room go me chillbro and bonybro (who had been upstairs) come down doradus is in the basement suite again, trying to squeeze her fat ass into one of m's dresses DAMMIT JIM IM A DOCTOR NOT A MIRACLE WORKER dress is history, seams ripped, zipper torn away from fabric M just quiethy tallying the damage "Oh sorry hee hee, I just needed something to wear and thought we were close enough to the same size" wish I could make this s--- up at a proud 52 foodbro turns to bonybro "get this f------ behemoth out of my room, and then we are going to have a f------ sit down, you and I. -Doradus counters "Behemoth Says you, lard ass OP 02 08 1 3(Fri 22 13 No.1 7620 1 72 176209盟쯔 176270竝쯔17627525 쯔 17628112 es 쯔1762 214-176202 7 m762 26 "1762 3 1762039, 176205492 17620 46 쯔17621749 쯔1762 6 쯔1762616·2 17626612 M says something along the lines of 'not even worth justifying your s----- attitude, goes upstairs as well Foodbro "You fat f------ sow, I don't think I've ever despised a human being more. You selfish lazy f------ c---. If you didnt provide the service of your disgusting self to my friends penis I would have happily thrown you in a lake months ago. I hope you enjoy your life thinking you can just do what you want because one day, youre going to wake up and realze what a s--- pile you are, and then youll hopefully kill yourself and then turns on his heel and goes upstairs I find chillbro m and foodbro at the edge of the property, smoking in the backyard hear bonybro from inside losing his f------ mind see doradus waddling down the street with her two garbage bags of possessions crying her eyes out he says that he told her to pay for all the food shes stolen from the house and for the dress or he would press charges did house was the coolest place ever for the next two years before we finished school and moved on got the invite to foodbro and m's wedding today we never found out if she killed herself
OP 02/08/13(Fn)22 07 No.17620037 Repies 2217620214 2217620249 22 17620324 22 17620392 22 17620395 22 17625975 2212 2217020193 17026512 17627080と217627638 t a story for you fit/ s scrawny as f---, beta as Chilbro is a huge stoner, but the nicest guy you'll ever meet, also impossible to make him mad Foodbro, cooks like a m------------, super charismatic, and although he's a heavier dude, he's full bearmode, gym >for first two years foodbro cooking like we at grandma's thanksgiving every other day all sorts of fun and games and s--- nice cat but easy to IS good herb then one day, the moon descended from orbit and smashed into the house right away chilbro and I realize Doradus here is going to be a problem the first problem is she is one of those fatgirls who just thinks shes hot as s--- because she is a beta hunter "real men want curves, Im the same size as Marlyn Monroe hurr hurr" the whole f------ 9 the way the house is set up, there are three bedrooms upstairs and a basement suite foodbro pays the most, so he's in the suite. Got a king sized bed down there and everything, full chil pad are just i to she sounds like a cross between a death metal singer and an elephant seal "ORGHHHHHHH ORGHHHHHH ORGHHHHHH Im p----- as hell but chilbro tries to just initiate live and let live to cool it on the noise anyway bonybro mad because we arent supporting the fact that he finally bagged a girl poor bastard is already under her spell >I tel her to stop screaming her lungs out at night "oh do my cries of passion make you uncomfortable tee hee?" "uncomfortable like an victim of the bubonic plague maybe she mad, bonybro mad, foodbro thought it was hilarious OP 02/08/13(Fri)22:08 No. 17620059 Replies 쯔17020214쯔1702020숄2217020396쯔170205492217020108쯔170205122217627000 the next problem occurs when doradus starts f------ with foodbro >first incident was when we all got back from class expecting to find her devouring our winter stocks or something cant find her foodbro: "maybe she went for a jog hahahaha (bonybro mad)" and goes to throw his s--- downstairs swe go downstairs, doradus is naked, and sleeping in his bed -she tries to take his expensive sheets, wrap them around herself and run upstairs foodbro furious, forcibly takes his s--- and makes her run, crying and naked as a newborn up to bonybros room bonybro mad, but foodbro madder and bonybro apologizes quietly and chases her upstairs swe would find out later this was a seduction tactic that didn't even make it to launch because the fat bitch fell asleep (f----- lol) leaves a lot of food chili simmering overnight, flank steak marinating for a few days, all sorts of s--- that I dont even f------ understand but is f------ delicious >starts to notice this s--- disappearing >mad as hel, foodbro demands at least a little semblance of courtesy o has a roll of little red circle stickers if something is in the fridge with a red circle sticker, dont f------ touch it she goes to make his hamburgers for dinner (foodbro hamburgers will make you believe in a kind and merciful god) >"Guys, where is the groundbeef. I literally only bought it like three hours ago starts >"Oh I was just so hungryI couldnt help myself so I made a little snack" "Oh it was just so good, I just fried it all up and ate it. Sorry" and she plasters this s----- t her mug pouty face on some sushi OP 02/08 13(Fn22:09 N 17620001 Reples 221M2 214221202 20 21202030 221M20A222120201G82212020512221202roB>>12027402 >Foodbro loses it "Bitch, you ate 3 pounds of f------ ground beef today. Thats enough food for your fat-ass today. In fact, thats enough caloric intake for like 3 days. If I catch you in my kitchen for the next three days I wil lose my f------ mind sits down next to chilbro, immediately back to good mood watching the game h-------- this s sobbing, bonybro her -keep in mind, doradus pays nothing to exist in our space in addition, because foodbro is such a foodnazi, he practically foots the entire food bill himself so we dont fill his kitchen with cheap s----- food bitch is literally a financial drain, does nothing to contribute, and always gets super upset if someone mentions how much of our s--- she eats sa few days go by >me, chillbro, and foodbro coming home, bonybro has late lab Crows and the shrieks of a immediately mad Poh my god, doradus invited the rest of the large magellanic cloud and currently has food everywhere and everyone is screaming and laughing and making a foodbro strides through room, rips ipod out of ipod dock and screams GET THE F--- OUT OF MY HOUSE doradus says "oh bonybro said I could have a few friends over sfoodbro notices all the food that is out. Ice cream, cup cakes, chicken sandwiches and s--- s"Youre going to pay for all this. Im tired of you eating my food without asking doradus starts tearing up "but the food is for the house" t part of the house" >Foodbro agrees with me and says "you just come in here and eat all my s--- because you think you can doradus stumbles over to foodbro and tries to stroke his chest (w-- amirite) "ts okay, stop getting mad because Im bonybros girfriend" OP 02/DB/13(Fri)22:10 No.17620101 Replies 2217620214 2217620269 2217620325 2-17620549 2217626168 2-17626512 2217627080 me and chilbro kinda shake our heads and go onto the backporch to smoke hear bonybro come home an hour later or so hear doradus crying her eyes out, saying that foodbro screamed at all her friends, broke the ipod dock (nope), tried to hit them (nope), and then demanded that comes back about an hour after bonybro hear bonybro confront foodbro Phe still mad that we make fun of his lady all the time >demands to know why foodbro demanded she sleep with him >foodbro demands to know why bonybro said it was cool for her to throw a party bonybro says he said she could study with a friend sabout a month later of doradus being fairly well behaved still making s----- passes at foodbro "I know you like the way I look today, or is it everyday? starts making her pay for everything foodbro goes to work the summer in the kitchen of some nice-ass restaurant, starts dating this bartender there sees her s--- blonde, cardio bunny, yoga and pilates addict, nice boobs, nice ass, stomach you could grate cheese on, super smart, super clever and witty, coolest girl ever nicest we'll call her M >m and foodbro date for lke 2 weeks before she starts staying over all the time within two weeks of her sleeping over, she demands to contribute to food and utlities doradus has been in our f------ lives for like 5 or 6 goddamn months now and still pays jack s---, smuggles food to bonybros room when foodbro is out sdoradus does not like m □ OP 02/08/1 3(Fri)22: 10 No. 1 7620 120 Repies 쯔17620214 1762026으쯔176203萎쯔17620649 쯔176261叠쯔17626512 쯔176270 doradus starts wandering around in underwear knowing that people are chilling in the living room as if shes trying to prove that shes the real hot girl starts making pasive aggresive comments to m oh you should eat more, then youd get some curves" (lolwut) -even bonybro starting to get tired of her s--- starts getting mad at her when she says things to foodbro like "you're man enough to date a real woman" and starts asking her what the f--- she means by me chillbro and m are outside smoking, she thinks its hilarious the one day m and foodbro come back from late shift me and chillbro are vidya like m------------ in the living room go me chillbro and bonybro (who had been upstairs) come down doradus is in the basement suite again, trying to squeeze her fat ass into one of m's dresses DAMMIT JIM IM A DOCTOR NOT A MIRACLE WORKER dress is history, seams ripped, zipper torn away from fabric M just quiethy tallying the damage "Oh sorry hee hee, I just needed something to wear and thought we were close enough to the same size" wish I could make this s--- up at a proud 52 foodbro turns to bonybro "get this f------ behemoth out of my room, and then we are going to have a f------ sit down, you and I. -Doradus counters "Behemoth Says you, lard ass OP 02 08 1 3(Fri 22 13 No.1 7620 1 72 176209盟쯔 176270竝쯔17627525 쯔 17628112 es 쯔1762 214-176202 7 m762 26 "1762 3 1762039, 176205492 17620 46 쯔17621749 쯔1762 6 쯔1762616·2 17626612 M says something along the lines of 'not even worth justifying your s----- attitude, goes upstairs as well Foodbro "You fat f------ sow, I don't think I've ever despised a human being more. You selfish lazy f------ c---. If you didnt provide the service of your disgusting self to my friends penis I would have happily thrown you in a lake months ago. I hope you enjoy your life thinking you can just do what you want because one day, youre going to wake up and realze what a s--- pile you are, and then youll hopefully kill yourself and then turns on his heel and goes upstairs I find chillbro m and foodbro at the edge of the property, smoking in the backyard hear bonybro from inside losing his f------ mind see doradus waddling down the street with her two garbage bags of possessions crying her eyes out he says that he told her to pay for all the food shes stolen from the house and for the dress or he would press charges did house was the coolest place ever for the next two years before we finished school and moved on got the invite to foodbro and m's wedding today we never found out if she killed herself

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KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA O Anonymous (ID: 4 Xi Ssn) 02/25/14(Tue) 19: 12:45 UTC-5 No. 534463 1 18 Repl 534463352 534471128竺534471799-2534474778 534476447:253447 884 534479272-534488745 s local papa js za Anonymous (ID: 4JXirSsn) 02/25/14(Tue)19:13:39 UTC-5 No.534463234 ITS THE PIZZA FOR YOUAND Anonymous (ID: mquL2BWR) 02/25/14(Tue)20:19:41 UTC-5 No.534790Anonymous (ID: wdKDdciL) 02/25/14 Tue)20:23:16 UTC-5 No.534472237 Replies: >534486061 Anonymous (ID: 2wnPKIO) 02/25/14(Tue)20:39:02 UTC-5 No.534474258 ra hello this is sarah how may i help you hello id like to order one large hand tossed pizza ok ok what would you like on you're he literally f------ said that wf hi would you like to try 2 pizzas for 9.995 tonight?" "um no i was wondering if you had any krusty krab pizzas?? "no not tonight "click HORY SHET CRUSTY CRAB PIZZA have a good night sir" Anonymous (ID: praudur+) 02/25/14 Tue)20:42:53 UTC-5 No.534474778 Anonymous (ID: sya7xYuv) 02/25/14(Tue)20:45:33 UTC-5 No.534475146 What toppings do you offer on your pizza >"this is sarah blah blah blah papa johns blah blah blah" are Anonymous (ID: Caglun9T) 02/25/14(Tue)21:12 23 UTC-5 No 534478884 Reples: 22534480434 ng if you had krusty krab pizza" Hi, my friend is a pescatarian, do you have anything she can eat? Anonymous (ID: 1rc8FiPD) 02/25/14(Tue)20:53:50 UTC-5 No.534476246 Repies: 22534476725 2534477110 >she doesn't eat meat, except for fish, do you guys have like anchovies? "unsteady voice" yes we could add anchovies to your pizza > Do you have anything like KRUSTY KRAAAYB- hello I would like to order the kr- >KRUST EXTRA THICK sir > I don't don't appreciate this krappy krustomer service. What's your name? it's Sarah. Im sorry, we have just been having a lot of prank ca- so can you make my pizza Sarah? Anonymous (ID: Uhz9suSd) 02/25/14(Tue)21:13:41 UTC-5 No.534479059 >I would like large pepperoni pizza with thick krust "Hiblah blah blah blah will that be all sir? > I wasnt done sarah! I would also like the krust extra thick on my krusty krab pizza do e goes dead >well do you guys do specialty pizzas that you can could extra thin Krust pizzas" >"well then could I get 2 large pepperoni pizzas for delivary "yes sure what's >Wait hold on do you guys sell Krusty Krab Pizzas >Yeahh-"click | Anonymous (ID: HchTp5 1 ) 02/25/14(Tue)21:08: 16 UTC-5 № 534478357 Replies: >>534479202 -(12 KB, 356x496, ha jpg) >hello papa jons, we do not sell krusty krab pizzas, may i take yea, may i have the krusty krab pizza? Anonymous (ID: 4KToKwPT) 02/25/14(Tue)21:27:20 UTC-5 No.534480894 Replies: 2534481346 >Yeah can I place an o >Yeah how may I help you? Anonymous (D: hUxihM) 02/25/14(Tue)21:37:34 UTC-5 No 534482286 Repies: 22534483740 then she hung up Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? Some bitch: Stop calling. We've been getting stupid calls and we're gonna call the cops Me: Is this the Krusty Krab, though? Bitch: YOU CAN TELL WHOEVER SENT YOU TO SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS! Anonymous (ID: vOUscr7q) 02/25/14 (Tue)21:50:56 UTC-5 No.534484183 UH IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?1 >No. This is your mom's house. Now f--- off Anonymous (ID: IkzRdlDu) 02/25/14(Tue21:39:44 UTC-5 No.5344 82567 Replies: 22534482856 >>534463021 534483262 >>534483540 534485358 > Hi, Id like to order a small cheese pizza." "ls that all sir?" s (ID: QEW+wKYO) 02/25/14(Tue)21:51:33 UTC-5 No.534484274 Reples: 22534485398 3 KB, 98x107, 1461526_688355331188868_1.) jpg) >Hello, Papa Jones how may I help you? Actually, could you tell me what you have available for 'desserts? Oh, sure. We have chocolate chip cook Did you say... chocolate." My friend tried to order something here and some girl called Sarah just hung up rea I s--- you not that was his opening line, lost my s--- >"Uhm hey this Sarah chick just hung up when we tried to place an order "Tl take your order sir >"Td like 2 small cheese pizza's, one regular pepperoni pizza and.." "pretend to ask my friend >Yeah my friend wants 2 krabby patties what? We dont serve that" 'Well isn't this the krusty krab?" Anonymous (ID: 0y3tcMMY) 02/25/14Tue)21:41:00 UTC-5 No.534482731 Lol they started asking me "why are you guys doing this?" Guess the bitch tried to keep me on long enough to trace my call Anonymous (ID: whUxihM) 02/25/14(Tue121:47:55 UTC-5 No.534483740 Anonymous (ID: S/Q6PD7Q) 02/25/14 (Tue)21:59 06 UTC-5 No.534485419 Reples: 22534488564 l called one more time, for good measure nu >"Hi this is John how may I help you?" >"Um yeah I was wondering how much your Krusty Krab pizzas cost" > "Yeah, it depends what kind of crab you want (starts listing different crab species) Some other bitch: ...Hello, papa john's? Me: Hi, I was just trying to order a pizza, andI dont know why you just hung up on me Bitch: That wasn't me. We have a couple other people working the phones right now. I'm sorry about that, can I help you? Me: Yeah, rd just like to order a pizza. But don't forget my goddamn Diet Dr Kelp. How can I eat my pizza without my drink? Bitch: Are you serious? Are you f------ bored? Anonymous (ID: /qgBbgf9) 02/25/14(Tue)21:51:48 UTC-5 No.534484317 Reples:>534484736 Anonymous (ID: BmRg27Q7) 02/25/14(Tue)22:05:03 UTC-5 No.534486243 >Papa John's, how may I help you tonight? uhm hi, i was on this website called reddit and they made a post to call you guys about the krusty krab pizza. Preddit? IGO ON THERE ALL THE TIME 50 >Can you have it delivered on a rock? >Yeah, the pioneers used to ride those babies for miles >FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEE ng up... stupid bitch Anonymous (ID: S/Q6PD7Q) 02/25/14(Tue)22:08:23 UTC-5 No.534486692 >Thanks for calling Papa Johns, Im Sarah can I put you on hold for a moment?" Anonymous (ID /qgBbgf9) 02/25/14(Tue)22. 10 48 UTC-5 №534487056 Reples "534487356 >>534487398 22534487425 >:5344875023:534487767 p you?" >Wait, so this isnt the Krusty Krab?" >"f--- off click Ok, I got this (can't do vocaroo, mic's broke) say hello ma'am >(Girl) Hi, this is Papa John's, how may I help you tonight? >Ma am, this is Officer Jernigan, our station is getting reports of prank calls involving the Krusty Krab? >l dont know anyone here who reported, but yeah some assholes have been calling us, but it wasn't only a couple >Ok, ma'am, don't you worry, just give me a few moments to get your call logs. How long has this been going on? >oK, can we list the charges against these hooligans for you so you guys can know what you're dealing with? >Yeah, shoot >Ok: Public indecency, disturbing the peace, criminal stalking, and oh... Looks like one of your employees was doing it too? Want me to read his charge? >Oh s--- (Muffied, prob. calling someone out for causing the calls), what did he do? >Not being at the Krusty Krab to whip us up a couple of dee-licious Krabby Patties
KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA O Anonymous (ID: 4 Xi Ssn) 02/25/14(Tue) 19: 12:45 UTC-5 No. 534463 1 18 Repl 534463352 534471128竺534471799-2534474778 534476447:253447 884 534479272-534488745 s local papa js za Anonymous (ID: 4JXirSsn) 02/25/14(Tue)19:13:39 UTC-5 No.534463234 ITS THE PIZZA FOR YOUAND Anonymous (ID: mquL2BWR) 02/25/14(Tue)20:19:41 UTC-5 No.534790Anonymous (ID: wdKDdciL) 02/25/14 Tue)20:23:16 UTC-5 No.534472237 Replies: >534486061 Anonymous (ID: 2wnPKIO) 02/25/14(Tue)20:39:02 UTC-5 No.534474258 ra hello this is sarah how may i help you hello id like to order one large hand tossed pizza ok ok what would you like on you're he literally f------ said that wf hi would you like to try 2 pizzas for 9.995 tonight?" "um no i was wondering if you had any krusty krab pizzas?? "no not tonight "click HORY SHET CRUSTY CRAB PIZZA have a good night sir" Anonymous (ID: praudur+) 02/25/14 Tue)20:42:53 UTC-5 No.534474778 Anonymous (ID: sya7xYuv) 02/25/14(Tue)20:45:33 UTC-5 No.534475146 What toppings do you offer on your pizza >"this is sarah blah blah blah papa johns blah blah blah" are Anonymous (ID: Caglun9T) 02/25/14(Tue)21:12 23 UTC-5 No 534478884 Reples: 22534480434 ng if you had krusty krab pizza" Hi, my friend is a pescatarian, do you have anything she can eat? Anonymous (ID: 1rc8FiPD) 02/25/14(Tue)20:53:50 UTC-5 No.534476246 Repies: 22534476725 2534477110 >she doesn't eat meat, except for fish, do you guys have like anchovies? "unsteady voice" yes we could add anchovies to your pizza > Do you have anything like KRUSTY KRAAAYB- hello I would like to order the kr- >KRUST EXTRA THICK sir > I don't don't appreciate this krappy krustomer service. What's your name? it's Sarah. Im sorry, we have just been having a lot of prank ca- so can you make my pizza Sarah? Anonymous (ID: Uhz9suSd) 02/25/14(Tue)21:13:41 UTC-5 No.534479059 >I would like large pepperoni pizza with thick krust "Hiblah blah blah blah will that be all sir? > I wasnt done sarah! I would also like the krust extra thick on my krusty krab pizza do e goes dead >well do you guys do specialty pizzas that you can could extra thin Krust pizzas" >"well then could I get 2 large pepperoni pizzas for delivary "yes sure what's >Wait hold on do you guys sell Krusty Krab Pizzas >Yeahh-"click | Anonymous (ID: HchTp5 1 ) 02/25/14(Tue)21:08: 16 UTC-5 № 534478357 Replies: >>534479202 -(12 KB, 356x496, ha jpg) >hello papa jons, we do not sell krusty krab pizzas, may i take yea, may i have the krusty krab pizza? Anonymous (ID: 4KToKwPT) 02/25/14(Tue)21:27:20 UTC-5 No.534480894 Replies: 2534481346 >Yeah can I place an o >Yeah how may I help you? Anonymous (D: hUxihM) 02/25/14(Tue)21:37:34 UTC-5 No 534482286 Repies: 22534483740 then she hung up Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? Some bitch: Stop calling. We've been getting stupid calls and we're gonna call the cops Me: Is this the Krusty Krab, though? Bitch: YOU CAN TELL WHOEVER SENT YOU TO SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS! Anonymous (ID: vOUscr7q) 02/25/14 (Tue)21:50:56 UTC-5 No.534484183 UH IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?1 >No. This is your mom's house. Now f--- off Anonymous (ID: IkzRdlDu) 02/25/14(Tue21:39:44 UTC-5 No.5344 82567 Replies: 22534482856 >>534463021 534483262 >>534483540 534485358 > Hi, Id like to order a small cheese pizza." "ls that all sir?" s (ID: QEW+wKYO) 02/25/14(Tue)21:51:33 UTC-5 No.534484274 Reples: 22534485398 3 KB, 98x107, 1461526_688355331188868_1.) jpg) >Hello, Papa Jones how may I help you? Actually, could you tell me what you have available for 'desserts? Oh, sure. We have chocolate chip cook Did you say... chocolate." My friend tried to order something here and some girl called Sarah just hung up rea I s--- you not that was his opening line, lost my s--- >"Uhm hey this Sarah chick just hung up when we tried to place an order "Tl take your order sir >"Td like 2 small cheese pizza's, one regular pepperoni pizza and.." "pretend to ask my friend >Yeah my friend wants 2 krabby patties what? We dont serve that" 'Well isn't this the krusty krab?" Anonymous (ID: 0y3tcMMY) 02/25/14Tue)21:41:00 UTC-5 No.534482731 Lol they started asking me "why are you guys doing this?" Guess the bitch tried to keep me on long enough to trace my call Anonymous (ID: whUxihM) 02/25/14(Tue121:47:55 UTC-5 No.534483740 Anonymous (ID: S/Q6PD7Q) 02/25/14 (Tue)21:59 06 UTC-5 No.534485419 Reples: 22534488564 l called one more time, for good measure nu >"Hi this is John how may I help you?" >"Um yeah I was wondering how much your Krusty Krab pizzas cost" > "Yeah, it depends what kind of crab you want (starts listing different crab species) Some other bitch: ...Hello, papa john's? Me: Hi, I was just trying to order a pizza, andI dont know why you just hung up on me Bitch: That wasn't me. We have a couple other people working the phones right now. I'm sorry about that, can I help you? Me: Yeah, rd just like to order a pizza. But don't forget my goddamn Diet Dr Kelp. How can I eat my pizza without my drink? Bitch: Are you serious? Are you f------ bored? Anonymous (ID: /qgBbgf9) 02/25/14(Tue)21:51:48 UTC-5 No.534484317 Reples:>534484736 Anonymous (ID: BmRg27Q7) 02/25/14(Tue)22:05:03 UTC-5 No.534486243 >Papa John's, how may I help you tonight? uhm hi, i was on this website called reddit and they made a post to call you guys about the krusty krab pizza. Preddit? IGO ON THERE ALL THE TIME 50 >Can you have it delivered on a rock? >Yeah, the pioneers used to ride those babies for miles >FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEE ng up... stupid bitch Anonymous (ID: S/Q6PD7Q) 02/25/14(Tue)22:08:23 UTC-5 No.534486692 >Thanks for calling Papa Johns, Im Sarah can I put you on hold for a moment?" Anonymous (ID /qgBbgf9) 02/25/14(Tue)22. 10 48 UTC-5 №534487056 Reples "534487356 >>534487398 22534487425 >:5344875023:534487767 p you?" >Wait, so this isnt the Krusty Krab?" >"f--- off click Ok, I got this (can't do vocaroo, mic's broke) say hello ma'am >(Girl) Hi, this is Papa John's, how may I help you tonight? >Ma am, this is Officer Jernigan, our station is getting reports of prank calls involving the Krusty Krab? >l dont know anyone here who reported, but yeah some assholes have been calling us, but it wasn't only a couple >Ok, ma'am, don't you worry, just give me a few moments to get your call logs. How long has this been going on? >oK, can we list the charges against these hooligans for you so you guys can know what you're dealing with? >Yeah, shoot >Ok: Public indecency, disturbing the peace, criminal stalking, and oh... Looks like one of your employees was doing it too? Want me to read his charge? >Oh s--- (Muffied, prob. calling someone out for causing the calls), what did he do? >Not being at the Krusty Krab to whip us up a couple of dee-licious Krabby Patties

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File: 1390015162361ipg-(99 KB, 1178x663, battlefield-41.jpg) JAnonymous 01/17/14(Fri)19:19:22 UTC-8 No.527615146 Replies: 527618025 >Be beautiful woman named Dice >Going to have a beautiful baby >Will name baby Battlefield 4 >Boyfriend is the father >His name is EA >At his job, EA had an enemy named Activision >Turns out Activision was having a baby as well >His baby's name was going to be Call of Duty: Ghosts >EA envied Activision, and naturally wanted his child to be better than Activision's >One day at home, EA comes home more upset than usual "What's wrong honey?" >"I want our baby now! You laugh "Honey, it doesn't work that way. Our baby needs time to be beautiful." >Out of anger and frustration, EA punches you hard in the uterus >The force of the punch puts you into labor >You are rushed to the hospital where you give birth to your baby >Battlefield 4 is alive, but is premature and has down syndrome >Your boyfriend tries to hide the baby's disabilities when his boss Metacritic asks about him >Some people become suspicious about the baby's disabilities >EA tells them that it's temporary and will go away when he grows older >He even uses gifts to persuade them >Eventually everyone finds o >Everyone hates EA >Everyone show >Everyone just wanted you to have a normal baby and be happy ut s sympathy towards you
File: 1390015162361ipg-(99 KB, 1178x663, battlefield-41.jpg) JAnonymous 01/17/14(Fri)19:19:22 UTC-8 No.527615146 Replies: 527618025 >Be beautiful woman named Dice >Going to have a beautiful baby >Will name baby Battlefield 4 >Boyfriend is the father >His name is EA >At his job, EA had an enemy named Activision >Turns out Activision was having a baby as well >His baby's name was going to be Call of Duty: Ghosts >EA envied Activision, and naturally wanted his child to be better than Activision's >One day at home, EA comes home more upset than usual "What's wrong honey?" >"I want our baby now! You laugh "Honey, it doesn't work that way. Our baby needs time to be beautiful." >Out of anger and frustration, EA punches you hard in the uterus >The force of the punch puts you into labor >You are rushed to the hospital where you give birth to your baby >Battlefield 4 is alive, but is premature and has down syndrome >Your boyfriend tries to hide the baby's disabilities when his boss Metacritic asks about him >Some people become suspicious about the baby's disabilities >EA tells them that it's temporary and will go away when he grows older >He even uses gifts to persuade them >Eventually everyone finds o >Everyone hates EA >Everyone show >Everyone just wanted you to have a normal baby and be happy ut s sympathy towards you

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Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)19:50 UTC-6 No.28951793 Replies: 28951854 (99 KB, 511x486, FORWARD YOU DOGS TO VICTORY.jpg) >In what ways can you think dogs would be used in space? They'd be used to bolster morale on the front lines of humanity's expansion 図Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)19:53 UTC-6 No.28951854 Replies: >228951925 >>28951793 Oh god emperor that's so adorable. Plus it would work too 区] Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)19:56 UTC-6 No.2895 1925 Replies: >>28951956 2228951962 >>28951975 s2 "Awww... he thinks he's a commisar BLAM* "How... HOW did that Corgi manage to use a laspistol?" *Grooowwwwlll* SIR, YES SIR!" 図Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)19:59 UTC-6 No.2895 1975 Replies: >228952128 >>28952158 "Screw this, I don't care what the Commissar does! I didn't sign up for this!" >puppy dog eyes "F---. Dammit. Emprah-dammit. I can't leave you here all vulnerable, Corgissar >WOOF Welcome to Bark Heresv 区] Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)20:08 UTC-6 No.28952158 Replies: >>28952200528952214528952225 28951975 "General, I have some disturbing news." "What is it?" Third company appears to be being lead by a.. dog sir "Does it show signs of the ruinous powers?" "No, it's a Pembroke Welsh Corgi with a Commisars hat sir." That explains these reports, now, what's the disturbing news?" You don't mind that 3rd company is being lead by a dog?" Son... you're still young. I once served under a Capabara that was a veteran of the Macharius Crusades. I know of at least 3 chapters of space marines led by Ferrets. Cats have run the Imperial Fleet protecting Ultima Segmentum for a millennium. It happens. When it happens, we shut up, falsify the records and carry on because for some reason dogs are some of the finest infantry commanders in the Guard" "Yes sir
Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)19:50 UTC-6 No.28951793 Replies: 28951854 (99 KB, 511x486, FORWARD YOU DOGS TO VICTORY.jpg) >In what ways can you think dogs would be used in space? They'd be used to bolster morale on the front lines of humanity's expansion 図Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)19:53 UTC-6 No.28951854 Replies: >228951925 >>28951793 Oh god emperor that's so adorable. Plus it would work too 区] Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)19:56 UTC-6 No.2895 1925 Replies: >>28951956 2228951962 >>28951975 s2 "Awww... he thinks he's a commisar BLAM* "How... HOW did that Corgi manage to use a laspistol?" *Grooowwwwlll* SIR, YES SIR!" 図Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)19:59 UTC-6 No.2895 1975 Replies: >228952128 >>28952158 "Screw this, I don't care what the Commissar does! I didn't sign up for this!" >puppy dog eyes "F---. Dammit. Emprah-dammit. I can't leave you here all vulnerable, Corgissar >WOOF Welcome to Bark Heresv 区] Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)20:08 UTC-6 No.28952158 Replies: >>28952200528952214528952225 28951975 "General, I have some disturbing news." "What is it?" Third company appears to be being lead by a.. dog sir "Does it show signs of the ruinous powers?" "No, it's a Pembroke Welsh Corgi with a Commisars hat sir." That explains these reports, now, what's the disturbing news?" You don't mind that 3rd company is being lead by a dog?" Son... you're still young. I once served under a Capabara that was a veteran of the Macharius Crusades. I know of at least 3 chapters of space marines led by Ferrets. Cats have run the Imperial Fleet protecting Ultima Segmentum for a millennium. It happens. When it happens, we shut up, falsify the records and carry on because for some reason dogs are some of the finest infantry commanders in the Guard" "Yes sir

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/tg/ - Traditional Games File: 1341883798815.ipg-(9 KB, 300x225, 16604021689526875.jpg) Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:29 No.19811519 As far as I'm aware, fashioning a mace with a Palantíri would have been a pretty powerful weapon, at least during the third age I mean, It's virtually indestructible, and seems to shatter anything that it strikes with enough force What does /tg/ think? Boomer lbcdVCSUmpgT 07/09/12(Mon)21:31 No. 1981 1536 19811519 ...that would be f------ awesome Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:31 No. 19811540 you would draw so much attention to yourself from The Dark Lord. You'd be dead within weeks. Also i could be dislodged and would be more valuable if used as intended. I'd rather have a mithril mace Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:32 No. 1981 1555 If you possess a Palantir, and the only means you have of dispatching your enemies is physically striking them, you're Doing It Wrong Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:32 No. 1981 1559 >What are you doing? You can't use those things! The Eye will fi- >Chill, bro. I'm not gonna try to commune with it or s---, I'm just gonna use it to beat orcs with A++ OP, would join Fellowship with □ Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:33 No.198 11569 319811540 BRING IT! □ Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:33 No.198 11573 I think it's a very superfluous use of a Palantíri, but is still technically right □ Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)23:01 No.198 12873 File: 1341889268232 jpg-(41 KB, 700x544, f--- yeah boromir.jpg) >l gotta tell you guys, ever since I fashion this dark orb into a mace it's been f------ awesome IT BREAKS EVERYTHING! >But there is the horrible, sanity-eating voice that whisper, smoosh, and scream at me all the same time >Plus this weird eye keeps following me around >Totally worth it, though.
/tg/ - Traditional Games File: 1341883798815.ipg-(9 KB, 300x225, 16604021689526875.jpg) Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:29 No.19811519 As far as I'm aware, fashioning a mace with a Palantíri would have been a pretty powerful weapon, at least during the third age I mean, It's virtually indestructible, and seems to shatter anything that it strikes with enough force What does /tg/ think? Boomer lbcdVCSUmpgT 07/09/12(Mon)21:31 No. 1981 1536 19811519 ...that would be f------ awesome Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:31 No. 19811540 you would draw so much attention to yourself from The Dark Lord. You'd be dead within weeks. Also i could be dislodged and would be more valuable if used as intended. I'd rather have a mithril mace Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:32 No. 1981 1555 If you possess a Palantir, and the only means you have of dispatching your enemies is physically striking them, you're Doing It Wrong Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:32 No. 1981 1559 >What are you doing? You can't use those things! The Eye will fi- >Chill, bro. I'm not gonna try to commune with it or s---, I'm just gonna use it to beat orcs with A++ OP, would join Fellowship with □ Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:33 No.198 11569 319811540 BRING IT! □ Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)21:33 No.198 11573 I think it's a very superfluous use of a Palantíri, but is still technically right □ Anonymous 07/09/12(Mon)23:01 No.198 12873 File: 1341889268232 jpg-(41 KB, 700x544, f--- yeah boromir.jpg) >l gotta tell you guys, ever since I fashion this dark orb into a mace it's been f------ awesome IT BREAKS EVERYTHING! >But there is the horrible, sanity-eating voice that whisper, smoosh, and scream at me all the same time >Plus this weird eye keeps following me around >Totally worth it, though.

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Speaking of druids, I think l was an evil druid random encounter one time. >On holiday in the south of England >Eating fish and chips on a sea wall >Nearby kid, like 9 years old is f------ screaming his head off, annoying as all hell >Thousands of seagulls flying overhead, you really have to watch your food because they will swoop down and take it right out of your hands >A thought occurs >Throw handful of chips at kid when he passes by me >He gets dive bombed by like 50 seagulls at once >Actually couldn't see him because of all the seagulls, but I'm fairly certain he was rolling around on the floor at this point >His parents arrive after about 3 minutes and shoo the seagulls away After that, he just sort of stared despondently at me and left with his parents. I think I crushed his spirit.
Speaking of druids, I think l was an evil druid random encounter one time. >On holiday in the south of England >Eating fish and chips on a sea wall >Nearby kid, like 9 years old is f------ screaming his head off, annoying as all hell >Thousands of seagulls flying overhead, you really have to watch your food because they will swoop down and take it right out of your hands >A thought occurs >Throw handful of chips at kid when he passes by me >He gets dive bombed by like 50 seagulls at once >Actually couldn't see him because of all the seagulls, but I'm fairly certain he was rolling around on the floor at this point >His parents arrive after about 3 minutes and shoo the seagulls away After that, he just sort of stared despondently at me and left with his parents. I think I crushed his spirit.

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