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File: 1394177665096.ipg-(17 KB, 240x312, 1382803988159.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)02:34:25 UTC-5 No. 10877725 Reply] Replies: 10877737 >Three days ago >Get home from uni >Mom, dad, and sister are sitting in the living room >Walk to my room >None of them will look at me >As I'm walking down the hall my mother shouts "you can either start going to therapy or move out by the end of this month" W-- and go inside my room >My heart stops Everything is clean >Go to my closet >Piss bottles and poop jugs have disappeared >Haven't come out in three days >Have been pissing out the window at night time because I'm too scared to leave my room wat do?

File: 1394177665096.ipg-(17 KB, 240x312, 1382803988159.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)02:34:25 UTC-5 No. 10877725 Reply] Replies: 10877737 >Three days ago >Get home from uni >Mom, dad, and sister are sitting in the living room >Walk to my room >None of them will look at me >As I'm walking down the hall my mother shouts "you can either start going to therapy or move out by the end of this month" W-- and go inside my room >My heart stops Everything is clean >Go to my closet >Piss bottles and poop jugs have disappeared >Haven't come out in three days >Have been pissing out the window at night time because I'm too scared to leave my room wat do?

File: 1394182086623 ipg-(23 KB, 478x335, Prostitute-GTAVC.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:48 No.234556365 Replies: 23455642723455646523455656123455662423455674522234557148 2234557253234557710234558060 234558275 234559170 234559291 234559437 234559629 234559969 ITT: Stupid things everybody did when playing games as a teenager Moving the camera down in third person games so you can see under girls skirts and trying to smell them Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:49 No.234556427 Replies: >234556721 OP >and trying to smell them p-pretty sure I didn't do that, anon Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:49 No.234556465 Replies: >234556721 File: 1394182184237 png-(672 KB, 596x722, i have a lisp.png) OP >2345 >Moving the camera down in third person games so you can see under girls skirts Of course dude, who didnt? >and trying to smell them Wot? Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:50 No.234556554 Replies: >234556721 >and trying to smell them Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:51 No.234556561 Replies: >234556721 File: 1394182262699.ipg-(263 KB, 724x481, 1390599547024.jpg) Top >and trying to smell them what the f--- op?

File: 1394182086623 ipg-(23 KB, 478x335, Prostitute-GTAVC.jpg) Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:48 No.234556365 Replies: 23455642723455646523455656123455662423455674522234557148 2234557253234557710234558060 234558275 234559170 234559291 234559437 234559629 234559969 ITT: Stupid things everybody did when playing games as a teenager Moving the camera down in third person games so you can see under girls skirts and trying to smell them Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:49 No.234556427 Replies: >234556721 OP >and trying to smell them p-pretty sure I didn't do that, anon Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:49 No.234556465 Replies: >234556721 File: 1394182184237 png-(672 KB, 596x722, i have a lisp.png) OP >2345 >Moving the camera down in third person games so you can see under girls skirts Of course dude, who didnt? >and trying to smell them Wot? Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:50 No.234556554 Replies: >234556721 >and trying to smell them Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)03:51 No.234556561 Replies: >234556721 File: 1394182262699.ipg-(263 KB, 724x481, 1390599547024.jpg) Top >and trying to smell them what the f--- op?

Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)08:49:18 No.10879495 Live with this guy We f--- with each other a bit, like he sticks fake spiders on my pillow and in coffee cups when he knows I'm s--- scared of 120 KB JPG them, eto. J--- on a cupcake and give it to him, it just looks like decoration Change my mind last second and say "wait, don't eat that, I came on it He rolls his eyes and licks some of the icing off Pauses and says "oh, you were serious" Eats cupcake anyway Stares into my eyes the whole time What

Anonymous 03/07/14(Fri)08:49:18 No.10879495 Live with this guy We f--- with each other a bit, like he sticks fake spiders on my pillow and in coffee cups when he knows I'm s--- scared of 120 KB JPG them, eto. J--- on a cupcake and give it to him, it just looks like decoration Change my mind last second and say "wait, don't eat that, I came on it He rolls his eyes and licks some of the icing off Pauses and says "oh, you were serious" Eats cupcake anyway Stares into my eyes the whole time What

Anonymous 11/13/13(Wed)00:52 No.217910436 Reples: 22217910758 22217910805 22217910976 22217911059 22217911323 22217911514 File: 1384321935870.png-(62 KB, 227x221, 1376932299586.png) GI Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a painting goblin I make him/her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits: -likes to be alone >likes art Phates the outdoors The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin. All he does all day is paint. That's it. He paints and paints and paints and paints Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has finished, and then I return to playing the game. My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their home.

Anonymous 11/13/13(Wed)00:52 No.217910436 Reples: 22217910758 22217910805 22217910976 22217911059 22217911323 22217911514 File: 1384321935870.png-(62 KB, 227x221, 1376932299586.png) GI Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a painting goblin I make him/her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits: -likes to be alone >likes art Phates the outdoors The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin. All he does all day is paint. That's it. He paints and paints and paints and paints Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has finished, and then I return to playing the game. My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their home.

Anonymous(ID: hb4VWoLw) 03/03/14(Mon)22:08 No. 535463312 File: (912 KB, 2496x3586, Vladimir_Putin_1201511].jpg) Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip? His bombs are heavy; Kiev's weak, can't hold steady His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John Kerry He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting About Moscow, the protests get so loud He gives the order and right then the troops roll out F--- the pacifists, he can just choke 'em out, Peacetime's over, the game's up, WORLD WAR NOW!

Anonymous(ID: hb4VWoLw) 03/03/14(Mon)22:08 No. 535463312 File: (912 KB, 2496x3586, Vladimir_Putin_1201511].jpg) Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip? His bombs are heavy; Kiev's weak, can't hold steady His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John Kerry He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting About Moscow, the protests get so loud He gives the order and right then the troops roll out F--- the pacifists, he can just choke 'em out, Peacetime's over, the game's up, WORLD WAR NOW!

slim shady eminem mom's spaghetti copypasta russia kiev moscow bomb bombs john kerry crimea ukraine world war world war 3 world war iii ww3 wwiii putin vladmir vladmir putin president president putin pacifism pacifist demonstration lose yourself parody

OAnonymous 11/29/13(Fri)00:27 No.41986994 File: 1385702876467 ipg-(123 KB, 604x604, infinigger.jpg) >last Thanksgiving trying to do no fap november at aunt's house for thanksgiving dinner >have this extremely hot cousin >she was wearing a somewhat short dress >bent over to pet a dog >l could see nearly her entire ass >she was wearing a g-string and kinda has one of those smaller asses where you can see the whole string game over >went to the bathroom laid down on the floor and fapped, ruining no fap november at nearly the end of the month >c-- probably shot three feet in the air and had to clean a lot of it off the floor >cleaned up and went back to eat ended up sitting by hot cousin we started talking >"You have something on your shirt" >look down big drop of milky c-- on my chest >"Huh, wonder what the f--- that is." go to the bathroom and clean it up cringing the entire time she knew

OAnonymous 11/29/13(Fri)00:27 No.41986994 File: 1385702876467 ipg-(123 KB, 604x604, infinigger.jpg) >last Thanksgiving trying to do no fap november at aunt's house for thanksgiving dinner >have this extremely hot cousin >she was wearing a somewhat short dress >bent over to pet a dog >l could see nearly her entire ass >she was wearing a g-string and kinda has one of those smaller asses where you can see the whole string game over >went to the bathroom laid down on the floor and fapped, ruining no fap november at nearly the end of the month >c-- probably shot three feet in the air and had to clean a lot of it off the floor >cleaned up and went back to eat ended up sitting by hot cousin we started talking >"You have something on your shirt" >look down big drop of milky c-- on my chest >"Huh, wonder what the f--- that is." go to the bathroom and clean it up cringing the entire time she knew

66ipg (38 KB, 720x540) google igdb 瓜Anonymous 3/06/14(Thu)22:45:49 No.535875635 >2635880778 >>535883801 >>535884691 >>535885482 >>535886823 >>53589 1952 Girls who look like traps thread O Anonymous | END 03/06/14(Thu)22:48:53 No.535875829 >>535875907 >>535876290 >>535876523 >>535879581 >> Biul6NfJ So you're into girls who look like traps who look like guys who are trying to look like girls? Anonymous O Oc3tBKGm 0 3/06/14(Thu)22:50:02 No.535875907 >>535875971 >>535876290 >>535878696 >>535878998 >>535879581 >>535879893 >2635880289 >>535882079 P> No i'm into girls who look like boys who look like girls, the genitals of a girl but the look of a boy who looks like a girl □ Anonymous HIEM 03/06/14(Thu)22:50:55 No.535875971 >>535876129 535875907 You're f------ crazy bitch Just fap over traps you sick f----- be normal Anonymous O Oc3tBKGm 03/06/14(Thu)22:52:58 No.535876 129 >>535876170 535875971 i don't like d---- Anonymous u6NJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:53:34 No.535876170 535876318 P> Reverse traps f----- Anonymous ALO GED 03/06/14(Thu)22:55:11 No.535876290 1378948966563 iog (12 KB, 237x229) google iadb UALQ03B1 >>535876624 >>535891430

66ipg (38 KB, 720x540) google igdb 瓜Anonymous 3/06/14(Thu)22:45:49 No.535875635 >2635880778 >>535883801 >>535884691 >>535885482 >>535886823 >>53589 1952 Girls who look like traps thread O Anonymous | END 03/06/14(Thu)22:48:53 No.535875829 >>535875907 >>535876290 >>535876523 >>535879581 >> Biul6NfJ So you're into girls who look like traps who look like guys who are trying to look like girls? Anonymous O Oc3tBKGm 0 3/06/14(Thu)22:50:02 No.535875907 >>535875971 >>535876290 >>535878696 >>535878998 >>535879581 >>535879893 >2635880289 >>535882079 P> No i'm into girls who look like boys who look like girls, the genitals of a girl but the look of a boy who looks like a girl □ Anonymous HIEM 03/06/14(Thu)22:50:55 No.535875971 >>535876129 535875907 You're f------ crazy bitch Just fap over traps you sick f----- be normal Anonymous O Oc3tBKGm 03/06/14(Thu)22:52:58 No.535876 129 >>535876170 535875971 i don't like d---- Anonymous u6NJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:53:34 No.535876170 535876318 P> Reverse traps f----- Anonymous ALO GED 03/06/14(Thu)22:55:11 No.535876290 1378948966563 iog (12 KB, 237x229) google iadb UALQ03B1 >>535876624 >>535891430

□ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:22 UTC-5 No.20284742 >be me >be masturbating video ends keep masturbating im tired i cant keep track of what im thinking start thinking about PKMs keep masturbating ask myslef how am i supposed to fit my penis in that sexy PKM stop masturbating Pre-evaluate my life /k/, A Magical Place

□ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:22 UTC-5 No.20284742 >be me >be masturbating video ends keep masturbating im tired i cant keep track of what im thinking start thinking about PKMs keep masturbating ask myslef how am i supposed to fit my penis in that sexy PKM stop masturbating Pre-evaluate my life /k/, A Magical Place

Moist Nugget = Mosin Nagant

File: 1394072198307.ipg-(80 KB, 800x448, 1371854676773jpg) G I Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:16 UTC-5 No.20284653 Replies: >>20284713 20284747 20284781 /k, I'm not sure how to feel about this Today was my birthday >My granddad gifted me his M1 Carbine from his time in Korea Lovingly cared for over the years >Later that evening, my fiancée reveals she's been practicing a striptease as a birthday surprise It was pretty f------ hot >Had a raging erection >But the entire time, I was thinking about the smooth oiled clack of the M1's action. Is it normal to have a woman undressing in front of you but be fantasizing about a gun? >> ■ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:18 UTC-5 No.20284690 On /k' it is >> □ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:19 UTC-5 No.20284697 vou are true /k/ommando now >> Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:19 UTC-5 No.20284709 Nope. But you're among friends! >> □ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:20 UTC-5 No.20284713 >>20284653 (OP You're like the guy that f----- his nugget. /k/, A Magical Place.

File: 1394072198307.ipg-(80 KB, 800x448, 1371854676773jpg) G I Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:16 UTC-5 No.20284653 Replies: >>20284713 20284747 20284781 /k, I'm not sure how to feel about this Today was my birthday >My granddad gifted me his M1 Carbine from his time in Korea Lovingly cared for over the years >Later that evening, my fiancée reveals she's been practicing a striptease as a birthday surprise It was pretty f------ hot >Had a raging erection >But the entire time, I was thinking about the smooth oiled clack of the M1's action. Is it normal to have a woman undressing in front of you but be fantasizing about a gun? >> ■ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:18 UTC-5 No.20284690 On /k' it is >> □ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:19 UTC-5 No.20284697 vou are true /k/ommando now >> Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:19 UTC-5 No.20284709 Nope. But you're among friends! >> □ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)21:20 UTC-5 No.20284713 >>20284653 (OP You're like the guy that f----- his nugget. /k/, A Magical Place.

4chan /k/ a magical place m1 carbine kommando guns that smooth clack

Trigger Warning in Man of Steel

E-Lizard 03/04/14(Tue)14:09 No.59521737 Replies: >59521874 >59523033 59527026 >>59521550 >be me >go to the theater >see Man of Steel expecting a nice movie with cool action be watching the movie >suddenly underwater shot >feel uncomfortable >whales SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN >IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL >THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY >AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROCKED BROW >AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

E-Lizard 03/04/14(Tue)14:09 No.59521737 Replies: >59521874 >59523033 59527026 >>59521550 >be me >go to the theater >see Man of Steel expecting a nice movie with cool action be watching the movie >suddenly underwater shot >feel uncomfortable >whales SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN >IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL >THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY >AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROCKED BROW >AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

Anonymous 02/16/14(Sun)11:09 UTC-6 No.25147287 Replies: 2225147452 766.png-(918 KB, 1282x806, Screen Shot 2014-02-16 at(...). png) What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little human? I'll have you know I left humanity behind, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Planet Fitness, and I have over 300 confirmed scoops in my shake. I trained arms for 8 hours today and I'm the top mutant in the entire IBBF. You are nothing to me but just another human. I will lift you the f--- out with inensity the likes of which has never been seen before by humanity, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak am contacting my secret network of mutant spies across the USA and your lack of Mutant Mass scoops is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 8 scoops, human The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "natty. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lift you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mutant hands. Not only am e GET BIG CMON, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ human tongue. One day you may, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price for my Mutant Mayhem, Mutant Mass and Mutant whey 15lbs bags with the Velcro, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it because I EAT BIG. You're f------ dead, kiddo I extensively trained in synthol injection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mutant Mass and Mutant Whey products and I will use it to its full extent to get you to EAT BIG to

Anonymous 02/16/14(Sun)11:09 UTC-6 No.25147287 Replies: 2225147452 766.png-(918 KB, 1282x806, Screen Shot 2014-02-16 at(...). png) What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little human? I'll have you know I left humanity behind, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Planet Fitness, and I have over 300 confirmed scoops in my shake. I trained arms for 8 hours today and I'm the top mutant in the entire IBBF. You are nothing to me but just another human. I will lift you the f--- out with inensity the likes of which has never been seen before by humanity, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak am contacting my secret network of mutant spies across the USA and your lack of Mutant Mass scoops is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 8 scoops, human The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "natty. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lift you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mutant hands. Not only am e GET BIG CMON, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ human tongue. One day you may, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price for my Mutant Mayhem, Mutant Mass and Mutant whey 15lbs bags with the Velcro, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it because I EAT BIG. You're f------ dead, kiddo I extensively trained in synthol injection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mutant Mass and Mutant Whey products and I will use it to its full extent to get you to EAT BIG to

4chan parody /fit/ navy seal copypasta

Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)00:15 UTC-6 No.103027666 Replies: 103027805103028030103028127 22103033827 103034403103034929103036264103036497 103036677103038190103039242 103046131103048288 33103049495 >103050046 103022460 (OP) Ryukko will never be your qt3.14 tomboy GF >You will never play videogames on a saturday morning, the two of you still in your pajamas with morning hair. You will never get frustrated every time she quick-scopes you and cracks up at your reaction The two of you will never curl up in a big armchair by the fire with hot cocoa while there's a snowstorm; the two of you just cuddling, with no words needed. Simply enjoying each other's company >You will never give her covering fire in a game of paintball, watching proudly as she defeats hordes of other players. Ryukko will never act brave during a scary movie, but then jump and need you to comfort her >You will never get to see blush when you tell her how pretty she is in the new dress she got for your night out you and Ryukko will never lock eyes and laugh hysterically about an inside joke when the two of you are with friends >You will never fall asleep with your arm around her, as she sleeps soundly, using your chest as a pillow. you will never laugh a quietly to yourself as you hear her mumble cutely in her sleep >You will never get to see her go into an adorable fit of rage when her favorite sports team loses, while you just shrug and pat her on the back Ryukko will never search for you from the field of her school's sporting event, and then perk up and smile when she spots you in the stands cheering her on >She'll never feel awkward and out of place when she gets dressed up all girly for your school prom, but then feel alright once the two of you walk in together I had to

Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)00:15 UTC-6 No.103027666 Replies: 103027805103028030103028127 22103033827 103034403103034929103036264103036497 103036677103038190103039242 103046131103048288 33103049495 >103050046 103022460 (OP) Ryukko will never be your qt3.14 tomboy GF >You will never play videogames on a saturday morning, the two of you still in your pajamas with morning hair. You will never get frustrated every time she quick-scopes you and cracks up at your reaction The two of you will never curl up in a big armchair by the fire with hot cocoa while there's a snowstorm; the two of you just cuddling, with no words needed. Simply enjoying each other's company >You will never give her covering fire in a game of paintball, watching proudly as she defeats hordes of other players. Ryukko will never act brave during a scary movie, but then jump and need you to comfort her >You will never get to see blush when you tell her how pretty she is in the new dress she got for your night out you and Ryukko will never lock eyes and laugh hysterically about an inside joke when the two of you are with friends >You will never fall asleep with your arm around her, as she sleeps soundly, using your chest as a pillow. you will never laugh a quietly to yourself as you hear her mumble cutely in her sleep >You will never get to see her go into an adorable fit of rage when her favorite sports team loses, while you just shrug and pat her on the back Ryukko will never search for you from the field of her school's sporting event, and then perk up and smile when she spots you in the stands cheering her on >She'll never feel awkward and out of place when she gets dressed up all girly for your school prom, but then feel alright once the two of you walk in together I had to

4chan waifu /a/ kill la kill qt314 ryuko matoi

Never change, 4chan.

B File: 1393989671654 ipg-(52 KB, 1280x720, 1393208002840.jpg) ■ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed04:21 UTC+ 1 No.1 03134204 [Reply! Replies: 22103151106 22103136233 Reaction pictures thread? Reaction pictures thread. Showing all replies Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)0421 UTC+1 No. 103134242 File: 1393989718463 jpg-(49 KB, 1280x720, 874434. jpg)

B File: 1393989671654 ipg-(52 KB, 1280x720, 1393208002840.jpg) ■ Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed04:21 UTC+ 1 No.1 03134204 [Reply! Replies: 22103151106 22103136233 Reaction pictures thread? Reaction pictures thread. Showing all replies Anonymous 03/05/14(Wed)0421 UTC+1 No. 103134242 File: 1393989718463 jpg-(49 KB, 1280x720, 874434. jpg)

4chan boku no pico

>> □ Anonymous 03/04/14(Tue)03:44 UTC-5 No.20260030 Replies: >>20260053 2220260054220260 105 OP posts a novelty alarm clock People start to talk about the finer points of r---. Oh I just love this place.

>> □ Anonymous 03/04/14(Tue)03:44 UTC-5 No.20260030 Replies: >>20260053 2220260054220260 105 OP posts a novelty alarm clock People start to talk about the finer points of r---. Oh I just love this place.

File: 1386809411958ipg-(1.84 MB, 2852x4008, beer.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/11/13(Wed)16:50:11 UTC-8 No.520852486 Replies: >>520852972 >>520854687>>520855424 Alright betas, here's a tip from a pro on how to get f----- every night. I used to be a f------ beta too, but with these steps I get laid every single f------ day > Go to a bar > Scan the room > pick yourself a hottie, preferably blonde > seductively smile at said hottie > Walk over and confidently say that they are yours tonight, and that they will have a great time if they go home with you > Push tonight's f--- into your car, not violently but hard enough to say "I mean business" > Hottie should be lusting for you by now > Go to your apartment/house > Let him f--- your p---- so hard you start crying tears of orgasmic joy It seriously works every time, I dont know why you f------ betas have such a problem with g----------- >> □ Anonymous 12/11/13(Wed)16:53:39 UTC-8 No. 520852972 Replies: >:520853138 File: 1386809619930 png-(149 KB, 218x265, 2good4me.png) P> 48 >MFW Great job, anon. Great job

File: 1386809411958ipg-(1.84 MB, 2852x4008, beer.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/11/13(Wed)16:50:11 UTC-8 No.520852486 Replies: >>520852972 >>520854687>>520855424 Alright betas, here's a tip from a pro on how to get f----- every night. I used to be a f------ beta too, but with these steps I get laid every single f------ day > Go to a bar > Scan the room > pick yourself a hottie, preferably blonde > seductively smile at said hottie > Walk over and confidently say that they are yours tonight, and that they will have a great time if they go home with you > Push tonight's f--- into your car, not violently but hard enough to say "I mean business" > Hottie should be lusting for you by now > Go to your apartment/house > Let him f--- your p---- so hard you start crying tears of orgasmic joy It seriously works every time, I dont know why you f------ betas have such a problem with g----------- >> □ Anonymous 12/11/13(Wed)16:53:39 UTC-8 No. 520852972 Replies: >:520853138 File: 1386809619930 png-(149 KB, 218x265, 2good4me.png) P> 48 >MFW Great job, anon. Great job

sbe 12 >get weird feelings for girl >cant describe it tell her how i feel >she feels same way >we go to reccess >we hide in back of playground >she tells me to take my pants off >lol wut >ask her why >tells me to trust her >i comply and take pants off >standing naked >breeze feels good >she moves her head toward my junk stry not to pee subcess >my first ever b------- >d--- like a toothpick but idgaf Srecess is over >learn about dinosaurs sthey're pretty cool >go home >tell mom about recess >she flips the f--- out stells my dad >ive made a huge mistake >mom calls cops >cop comes to school >my teacher was arrested >i miss mrs. johnson

sbe 12 >get weird feelings for girl >cant describe it tell her how i feel >she feels same way >we go to reccess >we hide in back of playground >she tells me to take my pants off >lol wut >ask her why >tells me to trust her >i comply and take pants off >standing naked >breeze feels good >she moves her head toward my junk stry not to pee subcess >my first ever b------- >d--- like a toothpick but idgaf Srecess is over >learn about dinosaurs sthey're pretty cool >go home >tell mom about recess >she flips the f--- out stells my dad >ive made a huge mistake >mom calls cops >cop comes to school >my teacher was arrested >i miss mrs. johnson

The day when vp acted civil for the first time

File: 1393854911784.ipg-(135 KB, 800x640, 9fdbca30e541def862d8b7e56(...).jpg) Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)08:55 UTC-5 No.18336630 Replies: 3218336772 So, I know the topic of human/pokemon relationships come up from time to time on pl, and generally there's a pretty even split of, "If theyre sapient and can communicate there's no problem' and 'l don't f--- animals. Yiff in hell'. It's a topic that the games touch on briefly, particularly in Gen IV when it more or less confirms that these kinds of relationships were common place in ancient times While thats fine and dandy, I'm more curious about how both groups play different games that actually deal with inter-species relationships as part of the story such as Mass Effect and other (mostly Bioware) games. For those of you who are in the if theyre sapient camp, was your Shepard a xenophobic/human supremacist who thought aliens had no place aboard your ship, or did you pursue a relationship with Liara/Tali/Garrus/Thane even though they were a different species? How about the other camp of 'I don't f--- animals? Did you cringe at the concept of sharing your bed with a non-human or enterting a romantic relationship with an Asari/Quarian/Turian/Drell? This thread isnt supposed to be a bait thread, I'm just genuinely curious how the good anons of Mp/ deal with interspecies relationships in non-Pokemon games when theyre presented as part of the story/gameplay and how that correlates to their views on human/Pokemon relationships. >pic related. The Pokemon that usually starts such debates Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)08:56 UTC-5 No.18336633 Aint no thang. Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)08:58 UTC-5 No.18336644 25899.qif-(Spoiler Image, 731 KB, 300x209) File: 13938 it's a kids game. they putted it in the game just for Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)09:05 UTC-5 No.18336680 File: 1393855509834.ipg-(257 KB, 1600x1200, wonne-Strahovski-Feet-432621.jpg)

File: 1393854911784.ipg-(135 KB, 800x640, 9fdbca30e541def862d8b7e56(...).jpg) Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)08:55 UTC-5 No.18336630 Replies: 3218336772 So, I know the topic of human/pokemon relationships come up from time to time on pl, and generally there's a pretty even split of, "If theyre sapient and can communicate there's no problem' and 'l don't f--- animals. Yiff in hell'. It's a topic that the games touch on briefly, particularly in Gen IV when it more or less confirms that these kinds of relationships were common place in ancient times While thats fine and dandy, I'm more curious about how both groups play different games that actually deal with inter-species relationships as part of the story such as Mass Effect and other (mostly Bioware) games. For those of you who are in the if theyre sapient camp, was your Shepard a xenophobic/human supremacist who thought aliens had no place aboard your ship, or did you pursue a relationship with Liara/Tali/Garrus/Thane even though they were a different species? How about the other camp of 'I don't f--- animals? Did you cringe at the concept of sharing your bed with a non-human or enterting a romantic relationship with an Asari/Quarian/Turian/Drell? This thread isnt supposed to be a bait thread, I'm just genuinely curious how the good anons of Mp/ deal with interspecies relationships in non-Pokemon games when theyre presented as part of the story/gameplay and how that correlates to their views on human/Pokemon relationships. >pic related. The Pokemon that usually starts such debates Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)08:56 UTC-5 No.18336633 Aint no thang. Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)08:58 UTC-5 No.18336644 25899.qif-(Spoiler Image, 731 KB, 300x209) File: 13938 it's a kids game. they putted it in the game just for Anonymous 03/03/14(Mon)09:05 UTC-5 No.18336680 File: 1393855509834.ipg-(257 KB, 1600x1200, wonne-Strahovski-Feet-432621.jpg)

Half of a repost, but includes the reactions afterwards.

File 1195042115 ipg-(83 KB, 363x760, captainplanet.jpg) □ 11/14/07(Wed)07:08:35 No.45394329 Hey lbl I want to read the bible, but I can't be bothered Give me the basic gist of it? >> L」 11/14/07(Wed)07:10:20 No.45394422 God is a f--, jesus dies >> 11/14/07(Wed)07:11:52 No.45394485 >>凵11/14/07(Wed)07:12:26 No.45394507 Just do whatever Pat Robertson tells you to do It's much easier than all that tedious "reading". Especially if you're going to be difficult and "think" about what you're reading >> 11/14/07(Wed)07:27:31 No.45395 189 Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO (cuz she was already showing t---). She chooses the former and then her and her f--- buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious f------ i----- occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really) Then later, God gets uber p----- about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd Some other less important s--- happens, mostly composed of a bunch of f------ writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super p----- and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this f----- Paul wrote an assload of s--- about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never f------ said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid THE END 11/14/07(Wed)07:33:20 No.45395470 >>45395189 MEGA LULZ >> L」 11/14/07(Wed)07:36:55 No.45395631 45395189 Best version evar >> □ 11/14/07(Wed)07:39:53 No.45395766 File :1195043993 ipg-(102 KB, 800x600, CalvinHobbesTrexFighterPilot.jpg) THREAD IS NOW 3345395189 INCREDIBLY AWE >> 11/14/07(Wed)07:41:11 No.45395818 its just like Star Wars, cept Jesus instead of Luke >> 11/14/07(Wed)07:41:48 No.45395843 File 1195044108.ipg-(27 KB, 499 x331, threaddelivers.ipg) >>45395189 THIS THREAD DELIVERS

File 1195042115 ipg-(83 KB, 363x760, captainplanet.jpg) □ 11/14/07(Wed)07:08:35 No.45394329 Hey lbl I want to read the bible, but I can't be bothered Give me the basic gist of it? >> L」 11/14/07(Wed)07:10:20 No.45394422 God is a f--, jesus dies >> 11/14/07(Wed)07:11:52 No.45394485 >>凵11/14/07(Wed)07:12:26 No.45394507 Just do whatever Pat Robertson tells you to do It's much easier than all that tedious "reading". Especially if you're going to be difficult and "think" about what you're reading >> 11/14/07(Wed)07:27:31 No.45395 189 Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO (cuz she was already showing t---). She chooses the former and then her and her f--- buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious f------ i----- occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really) Then later, God gets uber p----- about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd Some other less important s--- happens, mostly composed of a bunch of f------ writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super p----- and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this f----- Paul wrote an assload of s--- about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never f------ said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid THE END 11/14/07(Wed)07:33:20 No.45395470 >>45395189 MEGA LULZ >> L」 11/14/07(Wed)07:36:55 No.45395631 45395189 Best version evar >> □ 11/14/07(Wed)07:39:53 No.45395766 File :1195043993 ipg-(102 KB, 800x600, CalvinHobbesTrexFighterPilot.jpg) THREAD IS NOW 3345395189 INCREDIBLY AWE >> 11/14/07(Wed)07:41:11 No.45395818 its just like Star Wars, cept Jesus instead of Luke >> 11/14/07(Wed)07:41:48 No.45395843 File 1195044108.ipg-(27 KB, 499 x331, threaddelivers.ipg) >>45395189 THIS THREAD DELIVERS

4chan bible super robo jesus

Sandpaper floor Anonymous 02/06/14(Thu)04 41 UTC-6 No 1 4 134602 Repies: 쯔14140S66zzl4142700 File: 1391593408955 ng-39 KB, 800x600, torture.png) 4143526 4145582 It's definitely not the worst, but Ive been tooling around with the idea of a torture method where a victim is placed naked in a metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor. The idea is the floor is moving very 2 slowly 24/7, the victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped Eventually, they would tire and pass out, but the conveyor would pin them against the wall and start scraping their fesh. This would wake them up and keep them in agony until they bleed out days later or something.

Sandpaper floor Anonymous 02/06/14(Thu)04 41 UTC-6 No 1 4 134602 Repies: 쯔14140S66zzl4142700 File: 1391593408955 ng-39 KB, 800x600, torture.png) 4143526 4145582 It's definitely not the worst, but Ive been tooling around with the idea of a torture method where a victim is placed naked in a metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor. The idea is the floor is moving very 2 slowly 24/7, the victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped Eventually, they would tire and pass out, but the conveyor would pin them against the wall and start scraping their fesh. This would wake them up and keep them in agony until they bleed out days later or something.

□ Karo Parisyan 10/25/13(Fri)12:48 No.4896542 Replies: 224896620 File: 1382719680582 jpg-(19 KB, 545x365, rob_ford.jpg.size.xxlarge(...).jpg) go to 5 Guys wow this place smells great, gettin real hungry, I'm gonna order a lot! holy f---, that's a pricey burger, okay no fries then >"Ya l'd like a bacon cheeseburger please" "that'll be $10.16 stand there for a moment, stunned >"I'm sorry, how much did you say that was ma am" >"$10.16 >I'm bewildered, she must be confused,I only brought a $10 bill with me >l figure she's making an error somewhere >"D...debit please" >debit machine total says $10.16 >I stagger backwards, in horror, looking up at the cashier >l wildly glance around me, the restaurant begins to expand and distort slightly >boxes of peanuts menacingly stretch upwards as my reality begins to tear the sky darkens outside and a crimson hue glows on the horizon >bags of potatoes begin to vibrate uncontrollably, knocking over tables and chairs, smashing through the windows as they are drawn to the light >a violent storm begins to toss parked vehicles into bending trees and the walls of the restaurant l clutch the counter as the whirling vortex of lightning, potatoes and broken glass begins to pull me towards the horizon scream for help as the cashier and the patrons look on nonchalantly >l can feel the fibers of my body being pulled to their limit on the horizon a mammoth, impossibly large hand thrusts upwards through the crust of the Earth >dark and covered in glowing runes, the arched back of this unholy daemon rises upwards to the swirling clouds >a dark, horned head arises, distinguished only by its glowing, hateful eyes, which are focused intensely upon the restaurant >in an ancient, earth-quaking and all-powerful voice it says "$10.16" >"HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING PLEASE!!!" >"$10.16 >bells toll, the sky fissures around the demon and fire and winged-creatures pour out of the crack in reality straining harder than l ever have in my life, snapping tendons and breaking my arm I manage to punch in my PIN and hit OK Was a pretty good burger.

□ Karo Parisyan 10/25/13(Fri)12:48 No.4896542 Replies: 224896620 File: 1382719680582 jpg-(19 KB, 545x365, rob_ford.jpg.size.xxlarge(...).jpg) go to 5 Guys wow this place smells great, gettin real hungry, I'm gonna order a lot! holy f---, that's a pricey burger, okay no fries then >"Ya l'd like a bacon cheeseburger please" "that'll be $10.16 stand there for a moment, stunned >"I'm sorry, how much did you say that was ma am" >"$10.16 >I'm bewildered, she must be confused,I only brought a $10 bill with me >l figure she's making an error somewhere >"D...debit please" >debit machine total says $10.16 >I stagger backwards, in horror, looking up at the cashier >l wildly glance around me, the restaurant begins to expand and distort slightly >boxes of peanuts menacingly stretch upwards as my reality begins to tear the sky darkens outside and a crimson hue glows on the horizon >bags of potatoes begin to vibrate uncontrollably, knocking over tables and chairs, smashing through the windows as they are drawn to the light >a violent storm begins to toss parked vehicles into bending trees and the walls of the restaurant l clutch the counter as the whirling vortex of lightning, potatoes and broken glass begins to pull me towards the horizon scream for help as the cashier and the patrons look on nonchalantly >l can feel the fibers of my body being pulled to their limit on the horizon a mammoth, impossibly large hand thrusts upwards through the crust of the Earth >dark and covered in glowing runes, the arched back of this unholy daemon rises upwards to the swirling clouds >a dark, horned head arises, distinguished only by its glowing, hateful eyes, which are focused intensely upon the restaurant >in an ancient, earth-quaking and all-powerful voice it says "$10.16" >"HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING PLEASE!!!" >"$10.16 >bells toll, the sky fissures around the demon and fire and winged-creatures pour out of the crack in reality straining harder than l ever have in my life, snapping tendons and breaking my arm I manage to punch in my PIN and hit OK Was a pretty good burger.