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![This is all a hoax. Infected with green? FAKE NEWS 83 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:35:50 No.824201604 : Ahonymous a 04/01/20(Wed)11:37:00 No.824201694 : Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:37:29 No.824201725 >>824201769 # >>824201829 # : Anonymeys 04/01/20(Wed)11:37:33 No.824201730 : Anonòmous 04/01/20(Wed)11:37:59 No.824201769 : Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:38:51 No.824201825 Me? l'm the healthiest. People say "we've never seen anyone healthier, how do you do it?" |I say easy, just be healthy. It's not rocket science. But if it was l'd be fine too, literally no one knows more about rocket science then me. Yah know they say "Mr President, how do you know so much about rocket science?" I say, it's easy, it's not rocket science. : Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:38:55 No.824201829 : Ānonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:39:13 No.824201856 >>824201542 (OP) # my green is getting darker](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/214/1b3.jpg)
![This is all a hoax. Infected with green? FAKE NEWS 83 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:35:50 No.824201604 : Ahonymous a 04/01/20(Wed)11:37:00 No.824201694 : Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:37:29 No.824201725 >>824201769 # >>824201829 # : Anonymeys 04/01/20(Wed)11:37:33 No.824201730 : Anonòmous 04/01/20(Wed)11:37:59 No.824201769 : Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:38:51 No.824201825 Me? l'm the healthiest. People say "we've never seen anyone healthier, how do you do it?" |I say easy, just be healthy. It's not rocket science. But if it was l'd be fine too, literally no one knows more about rocket science then me. Yah know they say "Mr President, how do you know so much about rocket science?" I say, it's easy, it's not rocket science. : Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:38:55 No.824201829 : Ānonymous 04/01/20(Wed)11:39:13 No.824201856 >>824201542 (OP) # my green is getting darker](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/214/1b3.jpg)
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Why is anon green? | /r/4chan
![: Αηonympus O (ID: OS3Felcm) 04/01/20(Wed)05:50:21 No.251354526 >>251348983 (OP) # F---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/213/e52.jpg)
![: Αηonympus O (ID: OS3Felcm) 04/01/20(Wed)05:50:21 No.251354526 >>251348983 (OP) # F---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/213/e52.jpg)
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Anon want Nobel prize | /r/4chan
![A File: Screen Shot 2020-04-01 at(.).png (444 KB, 1432x857) O I proposed an alternative to masks Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)20:49:10 No.1791009 [Reply] »1791011 where my Nobel prize at Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)20:57:12 No.1791011 ► File: Capture+_2020-04-02-02-56-28.png (513 KB, 1414x1163) NOI YOU CANT JUST BLOW ALL THE VERUSES AWAY FROM YOu AND MAKE US SUFFENN haha fara go brr ber NO!! YOU CAN'T JUST BLOW ALL THE VIRUSES AWAY FROM YOU AND MAKE US SUFFER!!! haha fans go brr brr >>1791009 (OP) OP you're a dum dum](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/162/d86.png)
![A File: Screen Shot 2020-04-01 at(.).png (444 KB, 1432x857) O I proposed an alternative to masks Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)20:49:10 No.1791009 [Reply] »1791011 where my Nobel prize at Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)20:57:12 No.1791011 ► File: Capture+_2020-04-02-02-56-28.png (513 KB, 1414x1163) NOI YOU CANT JUST BLOW ALL THE VERUSES AWAY FROM YOu AND MAKE US SUFFENN haha fara go brr ber NO!! YOU CAN'T JUST BLOW ALL THE VIRUSES AWAY FROM YOU AND MAKE US SUFFER!!! haha fans go brr brr >>1791009 (OP) OP you're a dum dum](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/162/d86.png)
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Anon has found a solution for the chinese problem | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: Mn6nx/F0 04/01/20(Wed)16:08:02 No.251360939 When this is all over, what should be the final solution to the Chinese question? 7 KB PNG : Aņonym'ous ) E (ID: 2qyg8BIA 04/01/20(Wed)16:18:02 No.251362282 >>251360939 (OP)_# Complete economic and political isolation... a quarantine. >>251365845 # >>251367430 # >>251368933 # >>251372709 # : Аnолутоus (ID: GB06CTSK 04/01/20(Wed)16:18:16 No.251362318 >>251360939 (OP)_# Unlubed A--- for Xi Ping till his whole colon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/157/4ea.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: Mn6nx/F0 04/01/20(Wed)16:08:02 No.251360939 When this is all over, what should be the final solution to the Chinese question? 7 KB PNG : Aņonym'ous ) E (ID: 2qyg8BIA 04/01/20(Wed)16:18:02 No.251362282 >>251360939 (OP)_# Complete economic and political isolation... a quarantine. >>251365845 # >>251367430 # >>251368933 # >>251372709 # : Аnолутоus (ID: GB06CTSK 04/01/20(Wed)16:18:16 No.251362318 >>251360939 (OP)_# Unlubed A--- for Xi Ping till his whole colon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/157/4ea.jpg)
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/k/ommando preemptively nukes Russia - no survivors were found | /r/4chan
![File: tu-160.webm (895 KB, 854x480) O Soviet Aesthetic 2.0 Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:38:31 No.44463692 >>44463714 Last thread reached Image limit >>44447101 → Чкалов >> Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:40:40 No.44463711 ► Yeah >> O Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:40:52 No.44463714 >>44463727 >>44463741 >>44464225 >>44463692 (OP) F--- the commies, but that is pretty cool. How many carriers do they have? Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:43:30 No.44463727 >>44463954 >>44463979 >>44463989 >>44469198 >>44463714 Over 1 million adults in Russia are tested hiv carriers.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/138/243.png)
![File: tu-160.webm (895 KB, 854x480) O Soviet Aesthetic 2.0 Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:38:31 No.44463692 >>44463714 Last thread reached Image limit >>44447101 → Чкалов >> Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:40:40 No.44463711 ► Yeah >> O Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:40:52 No.44463714 >>44463727 >>44463741 >>44464225 >>44463692 (OP) F--- the commies, but that is pretty cool. How many carriers do they have? Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)16:43:30 No.44463727 >>44463954 >>44463979 >>44463989 >>44469198 >>44463714 Over 1 million adults in Russia are tested hiv carriers.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/138/243.png)
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A-lie-non tries first contact | /r/4chan
![CI Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] [I Sound] 8 10/1/ 11/3 File: 358.png (217 KB, 600x600) I Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)08:46:22 No.24600875 >>24601135 >>24601171 >>24601180 >>24601362 13. I Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)08:50:19 No.24600917 >>24600967 F--- off space n----- I Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)08:55:15 No.24600967 ► >>24600917 xenophobic and spicy I Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)09:07:53 No.24601135 ► >>24600875 (OP) your translation device is broken Myziam](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/137/4e0.jpg)
![CI Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] [I Sound] 8 10/1/ 11/3 File: 358.png (217 KB, 600x600) I Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)08:46:22 No.24600875 >>24601135 >>24601171 >>24601180 >>24601362 13. I Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)08:50:19 No.24600917 >>24600967 F--- off space n----- I Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)08:55:15 No.24600967 ► >>24600917 xenophobic and spicy I Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)09:07:53 No.24601135 ► >>24600875 (OP) your translation device is broken Myziam](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/137/4e0.jpg)
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Witnessed | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)15:52:57 No.501438823 >>501437901 (OP) # How is this even remotely connected to VIDEOGAME S? f--- your thread check this 508 KB PNG >>501438860 # >>501438949 # >>501439065 # >>501439101 # >>501439765 # >>501441802 # : Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)15:55:01 No.501439065 >>501438823 # >>501438860 # >>501438949 # found it >>501439126 # >>501439154 # >>501439165 # >>501439205 # >>501439361 # >>501439378 # >>501439403 # >>501439974 # >>501441884 # : Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)15:55:56 No.501439165 >>501439065 # Only simps get 5. >>501439205 # >>501439216 # >>501439285 # >>501439361 # >>501439378 # >>501439524 # >>501441283 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/079/754.jpg)
![: Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)15:52:57 No.501438823 >>501437901 (OP) # How is this even remotely connected to VIDEOGAME S? f--- your thread check this 508 KB PNG >>501438860 # >>501438949 # >>501439065 # >>501439101 # >>501439765 # >>501441802 # : Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)15:55:01 No.501439065 >>501438823 # >>501438860 # >>501438949 # found it >>501439126 # >>501439154 # >>501439165 # >>501439205 # >>501439361 # >>501439378 # >>501439403 # >>501439974 # >>501441884 # : Anonymous 03/31/20(Tue)15:55:56 No.501439165 >>501439065 # Only simps get 5. >>501439205 # >>501439216 # >>501439285 # >>501439361 # >>501439378 # >>501439524 # >>501441283 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/079/754.jpg)
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Anon is hoarding silver. | /r/4chan
![Silver CHADS get the F--- in here : An Silver CHADS get the F--- in h(...) 03/31/20(Tue)23:12:14 No.251291492 I don't know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that l've felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a b------ from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 daughter at the same time. I've been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that l'll be face f------ their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver 41 KB PNG year old dime. Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and l said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in c--. At the end of the conversation I'm like take my number I have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/078/d6f.jpg)
![Silver CHADS get the F--- in here : An Silver CHADS get the F--- in h(...) 03/31/20(Tue)23:12:14 No.251291492 I don't know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that l've felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a b------ from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 daughter at the same time. I've been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that l'll be face f------ their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver 41 KB PNG year old dime. Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and l said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in c--. At the end of the conversation I'm like take my number I have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/078/d6f.jpg)
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anon's doin your mum | /r/4chan
![Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)19:47:57 No.824242573 [Reply] >>824242898 WWYD wholesome edition >let her shower at your place >make some tea while she's doing her business >no peeking >give her one of my large t shirts and some comfy sweatpants >prepare some premium ass toast while she's dressing up >give her a hug, kiss her on the forehead >touch her breasts looking at her cute smile >hug her waist, kiss her warm neck >she smells like fresh bread and strawberries >nap for 5 hours >get drunk >watch a movie >cry together >resist the urge to kiss her >she kisses you >she looks like she's about to cry >"thank you for this incredible day anon" 2 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)19:52:07 No.824242898 >>824242573 (OP) thanks for narrating my daily quarantine routine with your mum](/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png)
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Anon wants /pol/ to FLATTEN THE CURVE | /r/4chan
![: Ahonymous O (ID: R3TQMIOU ) ****EMERGENCY ALERT**** 04/01/20(Wed)10:27:26 No.251351242 DEFEAT THE INFECTED POSTERS.png 472 KB PNG DO YOUR PART TO SLOW THE SPREAD. DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS. HIDE GREEN POSTERS DO NOT LOOK AT GREEN POSTERS SUIT UP ANONS, THE INFECTION IS HERE. I AM PROVIDING YOU WITH HAZMAT SUITS. WE ARE SO F------ CLOSE TO MAKING IT. ALL THE FUD. ALL THE HODLING. IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS. SUIT THE F--- UP RIGHT NOW. FLATTEN THE CURVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/031/1a0.jpg)
![: Ahonymous O (ID: R3TQMIOU ) ****EMERGENCY ALERT**** 04/01/20(Wed)10:27:26 No.251351242 DEFEAT THE INFECTED POSTERS.png 472 KB PNG DO YOUR PART TO SLOW THE SPREAD. DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS. HIDE GREEN POSTERS DO NOT LOOK AT GREEN POSTERS SUIT UP ANONS, THE INFECTION IS HERE. I AM PROVIDING YOU WITH HAZMAT SUITS. WE ARE SO F------ CLOSE TO MAKING IT. ALL THE FUD. ALL THE HODLING. IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS. SUIT THE F--- UP RIGHT NOW. FLATTEN THE CURVE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/031/1a0.jpg)
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4chan assures a dying coronavirus patient | /r/4chan
![A E Anonymous | 251197188 1 hr. ago •.. I managed to contract the f------ virus My immune system is dead, body refuses to repair its self on a surface level. All I did was go to a hospital for a seizure, was immediately administrated medication then sent home. It's like 139.9 kB JPG the flu on steroids; legitimately the only way I could describe it. My hands are tearing open and refuse to heal. Anonymous 251199226 1 hr. ago >>251197188 (OP) >obese + hand tattoos You deserve to die and will receive no sympathy here. Anonymous 251199272 1 hr. ago ••• >>251197188 (OP) >body refuses to repair its self on a surface level That's because you have diabetes, you fat f---. Better fill out your will Anonymous | 251199268 1 hr. ago •.• >>251197188 (OP) That's what you get for being a seizurefaggot. You should have an heroed long ago. I hope the Chyna virus removes you from the gene pool. Anonymous 251199271 1 hr. ago >>251197188 (OP) You hand looks like a pig's hoof. I think the least of your worries is the chinky flu, you probably have diabetes which is causing your body sores. OFPI 53.4 kB JPG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/811/030/bb2.jpg)
![A E Anonymous | 251197188 1 hr. ago •.. I managed to contract the f------ virus My immune system is dead, body refuses to repair its self on a surface level. All I did was go to a hospital for a seizure, was immediately administrated medication then sent home. It's like 139.9 kB JPG the flu on steroids; legitimately the only way I could describe it. My hands are tearing open and refuse to heal. Anonymous 251199226 1 hr. ago >>251197188 (OP) >obese + hand tattoos You deserve to die and will receive no sympathy here. Anonymous 251199272 1 hr. ago ••• >>251197188 (OP) >body refuses to repair its self on a surface level That's because you have diabetes, you fat f---. Better fill out your will Anonymous | 251199268 1 hr. ago •.• >>251197188 (OP) That's what you get for being a seizurefaggot. You should have an heroed long ago. I hope the Chyna virus removes you from the gene pool. Anonymous 251199271 1 hr. ago >>251197188 (OP) You hand looks like a pig's hoof. I think the least of your worries is the chinky flu, you probably have diabetes which is causing your body sores. OFPI 53.4 kB JPG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/811/030/bb2.jpg)
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SwedeAnon likes foreskin. | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: TVzzSaj8 ) + 04/01/20(Wed)16:20:07 No.251457821 Lol americans cut their d---- like jews XD 1.46 MB PNG 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous (ID: +yjyX113 ) E 04/01/20(Wed)16:30:27 No.251459590 >>251457821 (OP) # N------ do to. >>251459919 # E Anonymous (ID: +AQ0YORE 04/01/20(Wed)16:32:08 No.251459884 >haha, my cousins across the sea are mutilated by their slave masters before they can even speak >haha, this brings me joy Be seeing you. : Anonymous (ID: TVzzSaj8 04/01/20(Wed)16:32:20 No.251459919 >>251459590 # Damn , those jews sure went hard on the n------. First they bring them as slaves then cut their d----.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/810/977/75a.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: TVzzSaj8 ) + 04/01/20(Wed)16:20:07 No.251457821 Lol americans cut their d---- like jews XD 1.46 MB PNG 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous (ID: +yjyX113 ) E 04/01/20(Wed)16:30:27 No.251459590 >>251457821 (OP) # N------ do to. >>251459919 # E Anonymous (ID: +AQ0YORE 04/01/20(Wed)16:32:08 No.251459884 >haha, my cousins across the sea are mutilated by their slave masters before they can even speak >haha, this brings me joy Be seeing you. : Anonymous (ID: TVzzSaj8 04/01/20(Wed)16:32:20 No.251459919 >>251459590 # Damn , those jews sure went hard on the n------. First they bring them as slaves then cut their d----.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/810/977/75a.jpg)
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Anons become infected *COOF* | /r/4chan
![>>57437211 # I was smart like you, I didn't respond to any infected posters. Then i made a thread and they infected me. ASDR 76 KB PNG : Anónymous 04/01/20(Wed)12:12:01 No.57437274 Might go ter sleep for a bit lads, infect everyone while I'm gone. >>57437286 # : Anón ymous * 04/01/20(Wed)12:12:46 No.57437286 >>57437274 # we're so green now. >>57437312 # : ATienymeus 04/01/20(Wed)12:14:31 No.57437312 >>57437286 # Is it true you get banned? maybe a break could do some good. 45 KB JPG Anony'mo us 04/01/20(Wed) 12:14:33 No.57437313 >>57437211 # *coofs in your face* S-sorry lad.. *throws up in your cereal* *slips on banana peel* >>57437355 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/810/929/682.jpg)
![>>57437211 # I was smart like you, I didn't respond to any infected posters. Then i made a thread and they infected me. ASDR 76 KB PNG : Anónymous 04/01/20(Wed)12:12:01 No.57437274 Might go ter sleep for a bit lads, infect everyone while I'm gone. >>57437286 # : Anón ymous * 04/01/20(Wed)12:12:46 No.57437286 >>57437274 # we're so green now. >>57437312 # : ATienymeus 04/01/20(Wed)12:14:31 No.57437312 >>57437286 # Is it true you get banned? maybe a break could do some good. 45 KB JPG Anony'mo us 04/01/20(Wed) 12:14:33 No.57437313 >>57437211 # *coofs in your face* S-sorry lad.. *throws up in your cereal* *slips on banana peel* >>57437355 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/810/929/682.jpg)
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Anon gets infected | /r/4chan
![You are banned! ;_; You have been permanently banned from all boards for : INFECUON Your ban was filed on April 1st, 2020, This ban will not expire. According to our server, your IP is: was Anonymous. The name you were posting with Your appeal (ID: 10997971) was reviewed and denied. You may not appeal this ban again. 4 ChAN BANNED](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/810/733/69a.png)
![You are banned! ;_; You have been permanently banned from all boards for : INFECUON Your ban was filed on April 1st, 2020, This ban will not expire. According to our server, your IP is: was Anonymous. The name you were posting with Your appeal (ID: 10997971) was reviewed and denied. You may not appeal this ban again. 4 ChAN BANNED](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/810/733/69a.png)
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Anons mock the IRA and Irish | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)12:50:42 No.8339223 >"Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man" >Proceed to lose every open engagement with the British state forces that 103 KB JPG wasn't an ambush What did the IRA mean by this? : Anọ:nymeus 04/01/20(Wed)12:51:52 No.8339232 >>8339223 (OP)# >live on a tiny island literally surrounded by fish >starve Why were the Anglos such devils guys](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/810/732/e25.jpg)
![: Anonymous 04/01/20(Wed)12:50:42 No.8339223 >"Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man" >Proceed to lose every open engagement with the British state forces that 103 KB JPG wasn't an ambush What did the IRA mean by this? : Anọ:nymeus 04/01/20(Wed)12:51:52 No.8339232 >>8339223 (OP)# >live on a tiny island literally surrounded by fish >starve Why were the Anglos such devils guys](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/810/732/e25.jpg)
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Anon gets a double-whammy | /r/4chan
![: Anonymous (ID: (K6V4SYOE 04/01/20(Wed)10:30:17 No.251351619 Oqp2trvn.jpg 46 KB JPG pollen allergy >gives me breathing problems and fever - like every year around this time chorona chan >gives breathing problems and fever - is also deadly in some cases. why do i get trolled this hard?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/810/688/9b7.jpg)
![: Anonymous (ID: (K6V4SYOE 04/01/20(Wed)10:30:17 No.251351619 Oqp2trvn.jpg 46 KB JPG pollen allergy >gives me breathing problems and fever - like every year around this time chorona chan >gives breathing problems and fever - is also deadly in some cases. why do i get trolled this hard?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/810/688/9b7.jpg)
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