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O Anonymous (ID: G05q+P/K E 02/16/20(Sun)16:30:44 No.244022664 ► >>244022931 >>244022995 >>244023026 >>244023399 >>244024653 >>244025057 >>244025157 >>244025782 >>244022252 (OP) Reminder to learn Morse code and how to use HAM radios for when the internet collapses. I plan on transmitting ASCII art via modified Morse code so that the remaining government agents have to decipher goatse every day till they succumb to corona-chan
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: Anonymous 09/28/17(Thu)07:26:51 No.746469601 Thinking of buying some 12 year old scotch. Does it live up to the hype? 368 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/28/17(Thu)07:29:56 No.746469898 >>746469601 (OP) # let her buy her own scotch you p-------- >>746469943 # >>746470233 # >>746470276 # >>746474489 #
: Anonymous 09/28/17(Thu)07:26:51 No.746469601 Thinking of buying some 12 year old scotch. Does it live up to the hype? 368 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/28/17(Thu)07:29:56 No.746469898 >>746469601 (OP) # let her buy her own scotch you p-------- >>746469943 # >>746470233 # >>746470276 # >>746474489 #

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: Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)18:36:33 No.54477312 pok 5, Unit 6 Get Set, 6el Oxferd Hong Kongs ESL books dont give a f---.. fat 6Odord Unive Hong Kong ESL books.jpg 75 KB JPG >>54477294 # >Asian cultures don't give a s--- about your feelings if you're fat.
: Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)18:36:33 No.54477312 pok 5, Unit 6 Get Set, 6el Oxferd Hong Kongs ESL books dont give a f---.. fat 6Odord Unive Hong Kong ESL books.jpg 75 KB JPG >>54477294 # >Asian cultures don't give a s--- about your feelings if you're fat.

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: Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:37:38 No.820786100 /b/ I'm retarded and bored I wanna f--- some s--- up with you guys but I'm too autistic to figure out what to actually do I don't want another night of just p--- Anon 29 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:37:38 No.820786100 /b/ I'm retarded and bored I wanna f--- some s--- up with you guys but I'm too autistic to figure out what to actually do I don't want another night of just p--- Anon 29 KB JPG

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: Muhammad (ID: EON379|6 ) Moms nudes 02/16/20(Sun)02:00:27 No.9568676 81A0F50C-D8C7-4A5D-829E-CEDFCDB6C43D.jpg 42 KB JPG Just found my moms nudes from her iCloud. New to 4chan so don't really know how to post more than once at a time. From Iraq. View Thread 3 Replies : Anonymous (ID: nPdbf3eu ) 02/16/20(Sun)02:32:53 No.9568714 Keep posting fagtron : Anonymous (ID: XsuYT6m8 )[►] 02/16/20(Sun)02:45:49 No.9568725 >>9568676 (OP) # How am i supposed to know she's your mom?
: Muhammad (ID: EON379|6 ) Moms nudes 02/16/20(Sun)02:00:27 No.9568676 81A0F50C-D8C7-4A5D-829E-CEDFCDB6C43D.jpg 42 KB JPG Just found my moms nudes from her iCloud. New to 4chan so don't really know how to post more than once at a time. From Iraq. View Thread 3 Replies : Anonymous (ID: nPdbf3eu ) 02/16/20(Sun)02:32:53 No.9568714 Keep posting fagtron : Anonymous (ID: XsuYT6m8 )[►] 02/16/20(Sun)02:45:49 No.9568725 >>9568676 (OP) # How am i supposed to know she's your mom?

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Caroline Flack, Who Hosted 'Love Island,' Dies by Suicide at 40 Ms. Flack, who was a fixture in the British tabloids, began hosting the show in 2015. DĽAUTY AWARDS 2019 BEAUTY asos BEAUTY ENUTY OSOS HE AWARDS 201 THE BEAUTY BEAUTY UTY BEATY CSOS HEALTY E AWARDS 2019 os 2019 ASOS BEALTY HENTY OSC asos BEAUTY AUTY HEAUTY OSOS HE AWARDS 2 BEAUTY asos AWARDS 2019 JY BEAUTY OSOS HEATY HEA BEAUTY BEAUTY BEM TY HENTY OSO ♥O 40yr old British celebrity kills herself after attacking ex-boyfriend Anonymous (ID: +n/4luLU) D 02/16/20(Sun)09:05:04 No.243988198 E v >>243988282 >243988353>>243988377 >>243988392 >>243988398 >>243988415 >>243988456 >243988468 >>243988698 >>243988705 >>243988832 >>243988880 >>243989053 >243989257 >>243989281 >>243989344 >>243989361 >>243989397 >>243989573 >243990042 >>243990054 >>243990085 >>243990142 >>243990710 >>243991072 >243991237 >>243991273 >>243991747 >>243991935 >>243992082 >>243992234 >>243992442 >>243992684 >243992906 >>243992953 >>243993576 >>243994489 >243994665 >>243994672 >>243994957 >>243994958 >>243995342 >>243995478 >243995486 >>243995540 >>243995601 >>243995837 >>243995842 >>243995923 >243996075 >>243996248 >>243996360 >>243997348 >>243997423 >>243997748 >>243997930 >>243998020 >243998225 >>243998327 >>243998505 >>243998615 >>243998652 >>243998934 >243999331 >>243999725 >>244000245 >>244000272 >>244001043 The ex-gf of Prince Harry and Love Island presenter Caroline Flack killed herself just after turning 40. She is survived by no kids and no husband. PO Anonymous (ID: gsQroJza) E 02/16/20(Sun)09:08:47 No.243988392 v >>243988961 >>243989341 >>243990745 >>243992234 >>243993878 >>243996407 >>243988198 (OP) >roastie offs herself this is going to become very very common this decade and into the next O O Anonymous (ID: Lkxiwo2R) I1 02/16/20(Sun)09:10:56 No.243988516 v >>243988656 >>243988767 >>243988772 >>243988924 >>243989019 >>243989350 >>243991405 >>243995208 >>243995215 >>243995261 >>243995396 >>243995524 >>243996013 >>244003207 roastieblackpill.png 2 (29 KB, 694x308) google yandex igdb wait I work as a Lab Tech in a women's clinic in the Mid West. I am the guy that looks through the microscope at your Pap Smear. 1 in 200-300 Pap Smears have canine semen on them This is how I was introduced to this wonderful subject. Women are told not to have sex for two days before their well woman exam. They believe that any sperm is no longer inside of them. The fact is, they are wrong. Even human sperm can last 4 days. Even if you have had sex with different men we can tell. Different men's sperm look and act different. Canine sperm stands out as it has a second bulge in the tail used for energy to get through a bitch's long harsh uterine tract. If you read my post about canine semen working like a form of birth control for women, you know that dog sperm can and will live up to 9 days inside of his bitch. If you have had a Pap Smear during that time, then they saw the canine semen and documented it in your chart. (K9+) The provider will never bring it up unless you do. The way they see it, it is a victimless crime, and they do not want you to not come back. So be honest, how do you feel knowing someone knows? Oh no, one less fame seeking sycophant..
Caroline Flack, Who Hosted 'Love Island,' Dies by Suicide at 40 Ms. Flack, who was a fixture in the British tabloids, began hosting the show in 2015. DĽAUTY AWARDS 2019 BEAUTY asos BEAUTY ENUTY OSOS HE AWARDS 201 THE BEAUTY BEAUTY UTY BEATY CSOS HEALTY E AWARDS 2019 os 2019 ASOS BEALTY HENTY OSC asos BEAUTY AUTY HEAUTY OSOS HE AWARDS 2 BEAUTY asos AWARDS 2019 JY BEAUTY OSOS HEATY HEA BEAUTY BEAUTY BEM TY HENTY OSO ♥O 40yr old British celebrity kills herself after attacking ex-boyfriend Anonymous (ID: +n/4luLU) D 02/16/20(Sun)09:05:04 No.243988198 E v >>243988282 >243988353>>243988377 >>243988392 >>243988398 >>243988415 >>243988456 >243988468 >>243988698 >>243988705 >>243988832 >>243988880 >>243989053 >243989257 >>243989281 >>243989344 >>243989361 >>243989397 >>243989573 >243990042 >>243990054 >>243990085 >>243990142 >>243990710 >>243991072 >243991237 >>243991273 >>243991747 >>243991935 >>243992082 >>243992234 >>243992442 >>243992684 >243992906 >>243992953 >>243993576 >>243994489 >243994665 >>243994672 >>243994957 >>243994958 >>243995342 >>243995478 >243995486 >>243995540 >>243995601 >>243995837 >>243995842 >>243995923 >243996075 >>243996248 >>243996360 >>243997348 >>243997423 >>243997748 >>243997930 >>243998020 >243998225 >>243998327 >>243998505 >>243998615 >>243998652 >>243998934 >243999331 >>243999725 >>244000245 >>244000272 >>244001043 The ex-gf of Prince Harry and Love Island presenter Caroline Flack killed herself just after turning 40. She is survived by no kids and no husband. PO Anonymous (ID: gsQroJza) E 02/16/20(Sun)09:08:47 No.243988392 v >>243988961 >>243989341 >>243990745 >>243992234 >>243993878 >>243996407 >>243988198 (OP) >roastie offs herself this is going to become very very common this decade and into the next O O Anonymous (ID: Lkxiwo2R) I1 02/16/20(Sun)09:10:56 No.243988516 v >>243988656 >>243988767 >>243988772 >>243988924 >>243989019 >>243989350 >>243991405 >>243995208 >>243995215 >>243995261 >>243995396 >>243995524 >>243996013 >>244003207 roastieblackpill.png 2 (29 KB, 694x308) google yandex igdb wait I work as a Lab Tech in a women's clinic in the Mid West. I am the guy that looks through the microscope at your Pap Smear. 1 in 200-300 Pap Smears have canine semen on them This is how I was introduced to this wonderful subject. Women are told not to have sex for two days before their well woman exam. They believe that any sperm is no longer inside of them. The fact is, they are wrong. Even human sperm can last 4 days. Even if you have had sex with different men we can tell. Different men's sperm look and act different. Canine sperm stands out as it has a second bulge in the tail used for energy to get through a bitch's long harsh uterine tract. If you read my post about canine semen working like a form of birth control for women, you know that dog sperm can and will live up to 9 days inside of his bitch. If you have had a Pap Smear during that time, then they saw the canine semen and documented it in your chart. (K9+) The provider will never bring it up unless you do. The way they see it, it is a victimless crime, and they do not want you to not come back. So be honest, how do you feel knowing someone knows? Oh no, one less fame seeking sycophant..

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: Anonymous What was I thinking 11/16/16(Wed)11:05:31 No.32017963 Thought this up one night after some bong hits >own 12 guage shitgun >own tube of braindrops (those clear orbeez) from Mall of America 105 KB JPG >get high and f--- the tube fleshlight style >begin nutting into the tube >braindrops slowly begin to absorb the semen >continue this until the orbz are saturated with c-- >load into emptied 12g shells >your projectile is now a shot of your own gelatinous c-- I call it c------
: Anonymous What was I thinking 11/16/16(Wed)11:05:31 No.32017963 Thought this up one night after some bong hits >own 12 guage shitgun >own tube of braindrops (those clear orbeez) from Mall of America 105 KB JPG >get high and f--- the tube fleshlight style >begin nutting into the tube >braindrops slowly begin to absorb the semen >continue this until the orbz are saturated with c-- >load into emptied 12g shells >your projectile is now a shot of your own gelatinous c-- I call it c------

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File: EF2193A9-83AC-49BF-B58C-A(...).jpg (313 KB, 1266x1230) O 40yr old British celebrity kills herself after attacking ex-boyfriend Anonymous (ID: +n/4luLU ) O 02/16/20(Sun)00:05:04 No.243988198 Caroline Flack, Who Hosted 'Love Island, Dies by Suicide at 40 >>243988282 >>243988353 >>243988377 >>243988392 >>243988398 >>243988415 >>243988456 >>243988468 Ms. Flack, who was a fixture in the British tablaids, began hosting the show in 2015. >>243988698 >>243988705 >>243988832 >>243988880 >>243989053 >>243989257 >>243989281 >>243989344 >>243989361 >>243989397 >>243989573 >>243990042 >>243990054 >>243990085 The ex-gf of Prince Harry and Love Island presenter Caroline Flack killed herself just after turning 40. BENUTY EATY She is survived by no kids and no husband. DEACTA OSOS Anonymous (ID: 7GJFJAt9 ) 02/16/20(Sun)00:06:37 No.243988282 CS05 asos ETY >>243989864 >>243988198 (OP) Whomp Whomp REMUTY ENTV | 02/16/20(Sun)00:07:48 No.243988345 Anonymous (ID: EVwaOYXD based Anonymous (ID: 5ZRKWVX2 02/16/20(Sun)00:07:57 No.243988353 >>243988198 (OP). Value loss? Nothing Anonymous (ID: etDdTdG4 ) 02/16/20(Sun)00:08:28 No.243988377 >>243988198 (OP). lol Anonymous (ID: gsQroJza 02/16/20(Sun)00:08:47 No.243988392 >>243988961 >>243989341 >>243988198 (OP) >roastie offs herself this is going to become very very common this decade and into the next
File: EF2193A9-83AC-49BF-B58C-A(...).jpg (313 KB, 1266x1230) O 40yr old British celebrity kills herself after attacking ex-boyfriend Anonymous (ID: +n/4luLU ) O 02/16/20(Sun)00:05:04 No.243988198 Caroline Flack, Who Hosted 'Love Island, Dies by Suicide at 40 >>243988282 >>243988353 >>243988377 >>243988392 >>243988398 >>243988415 >>243988456 >>243988468 Ms. Flack, who was a fixture in the British tablaids, began hosting the show in 2015. >>243988698 >>243988705 >>243988832 >>243988880 >>243989053 >>243989257 >>243989281 >>243989344 >>243989361 >>243989397 >>243989573 >>243990042 >>243990054 >>243990085 The ex-gf of Prince Harry and Love Island presenter Caroline Flack killed herself just after turning 40. BENUTY EATY She is survived by no kids and no husband. DEACTA OSOS Anonymous (ID: 7GJFJAt9 ) 02/16/20(Sun)00:06:37 No.243988282 CS05 asos ETY >>243989864 >>243988198 (OP) Whomp Whomp REMUTY ENTV | 02/16/20(Sun)00:07:48 No.243988345 Anonymous (ID: EVwaOYXD based Anonymous (ID: 5ZRKWVX2 02/16/20(Sun)00:07:57 No.243988353 >>243988198 (OP). Value loss? Nothing Anonymous (ID: etDdTdG4 ) 02/16/20(Sun)00:08:28 No.243988377 >>243988198 (OP). lol Anonymous (ID: gsQroJza 02/16/20(Sun)00:08:47 No.243988392 >>243988961 >>243989341 >>243988198 (OP) >roastie offs herself this is going to become very very common this decade and into the next

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O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:01:15 No.71013657 >>71013690 >>71013719 File: Meguwin.jpg (29 KB, 739x415) O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:02:23 No.71012886 > >>71013001 >71013057 >>71013296 >>71013505 >71013623 File: 2ed.jpg (117 KB, 573x853) >>71013705 >>71014014 >>71014431 >>71014473 >>71014755 >>71014826 >>71014884 >>71014901 >>71014929 >>71015077 >>71013623 >Mages wear armor of copper and silver >Iron completely disrupts magic and magical beings. A knight in armour or a peasant with a few pots and pans strapped on is functionally immune to all magic. Humanity is using this knowledge to expand and claim the world back from the gods and monsters. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:59:16 No.71015137 > >Mages use animated strands of gold to stab through gaps in iron armor >> O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:11:16 No.71013001 >>71013342 >>71013436 >>71013604 >>71013623 >>71013635 >>71014826 IFORRINEN LUST INTERSHESI File: images.jpg (13 KB, 185x273) O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:19:55 No.71013906 ► >>71012886 (OP) This has potential. >>71013808 If I recall correctly, meteoric iron naturally has a high nickel content compared with terrestrial iron ore. And nickel is associated with Mars, and is ferromagnetic like iron. So it checks out. I would add an addendum. >100% Pure iron is the only surefire magic immune substance. >Adding any impurities to the iron (including carbon) will lower this property. >Pure iron is worse than steel for almost any tool or weapon. O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:04:42 No.71015191 File: 1572669791995.png (253 KB, 653x533) GLAD O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:21:41 No.71013930 > >>71013966 >>71014091 File: 1570421816235.jpg (101 KB, 1024x993) Other materials >Gold is a magic sponge. It holds tight to magic and does not decay >Carbon is a magic sponge but loses its effects over time >Silver is a magic mirror >Bronze can retain magic properties but loses them if it gets physically deformed Do you stand with >THE GLORIOUS this also gives you an actual verisimilitude excuse to have FIGHTY NATION and MAGICKY NATION, as a region with high iron deposits is simply not going to be as magically developed as one without because, at least in the local area, magick is much less effective as a weapon and a tool. So it makes sense that a country with an abundance of iron, bronze, and other materials would rely more heavily and have a greater cultural focus on arms and martial skill. IRON MOTHERLAND or >THE BITCH ASS WIZARDS Itg/? >>71013966 >Iron is the material for pigheaded brutes that swing around weighted cudgels >Bronze is the metal of the civilized nations for a more O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:13:52 No.71013057 > >>71013623 File: 1507131719914.jpg (9 KB, 298x169) >>71012886 (OP) I would also lessen the magic negating effects of iron. "A few pots" would be a dumb way to negate magic. However if you make it act like lead shielding to radiation, what you wind up with is that fully covering iron plating is an effective anti-magic suit. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:06:26 No.71014473 > >>71014501 >71014609 >>71014760 sophisticated era. >>71012886 (OP) Just because magic can't be used directly on you doesn't save you from a boulder hurled at you, the earth opening under your feet, the air around you getting sucked away or compressing to crush you. You get the idea. Cheap in materials? Sort of Cheap in craftsmanship? Not at allI. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:29:22 No.71014760 ► An iron shield works better to defend against magic, but if you have the dosh lying around you pay an armorer to make you a skin of iron. Just pray that Mr. Wizard isn't a good shot with a crossbow. Hardened steel bodkin points will punch right through that soft, brittle suit of raw iron. >>71014473 Well yeah, but it evens the playing field. Conjured effects and creations are out so the wizard cant just shapeshift you with a glance or strike you with lightning, so they have to get creative. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:49:12 No.71013505 File: 1581209606785.jpg (99 KB, 700x992) >71013582 >>71013592 >>71013623 >>71014108 >>71014755 A low tier mage that makes sparks gets beaten by a granny with an iron frying pan A high tier mage able to manipulate the weather or the terrain is no longer nigh unstoppable, and can be dealt with by specialised soldiers or mercenaries. >>71012886 (OP) So, what you're saying is that I need to invest in an iron collar, and then I can have my very own pet megumin? O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:30:47 No.71014785 ► Also. >THE REASON WHY THE "GOD'S" CAN'T SHAPE THE LANDSCAPE TO MUCH IS BECAUSE OF ALL THE IRON IN THE GROUND Would mixing iron into a mage's food have any effect? Are mages naturally anemic? O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:35:44 No.71014853 ► >71014893 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:55:22 No.71013582 2>71013623 File: 10838560_656929164423821_(...).jpg (44 KB, 640x640) >>71014826 THE IRON IN OUR BODIES IS WHY HUMANS ARE INHERENTLY NOT AS ADEPT AT MAGIC AS OTHER RACES >>71013505 >Are mages naturally anemic? This explains their physical weakness so well its bonkers ELVES AND FAE HAVE NO IRON HALF BREEDS HAVE LESS IRON IN THEM O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:47:38 No.71014260 > >>71014341 THEY USED TO MAKE FUN OF US FOR BEING MAGICLETS NOW WHOS LAUGHING YOU POINTY EARED F---- if iron repels magic are vampires magic proof if they feed enough? O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:07:17 No.71015212 ► >>71015233 >»71015235 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:36:09 No.71014861 ► Guys, after talking with other mothers in the village, we conclude that the doctors use leeches on their patients to steal the iron in their blood and turning them into bloody mages! I won't risk my children to suffer magism! >>71014826 It's big enough that anemia (lack of iron) predisposes a person towards magic O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:57:13 No.71013604 > >>71013628 >>71013635 >>71013690 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:01:43 No.71014422 ► >>71014493 >>71014924 >>71013001 You're forgetting a few metals and their astrological correspondences. Tin is associated with Jupiter, the magus. Lead with Saturn, the reaper. Uranus, the mystic, with uranium. Pluto with Zinic Neptune with Platinum >>71014331 Bloodletting is a frequent aspect of magical rituals. This is largely chalked up to the correspondence factor of blood being associated with life energy, which would key in more with the oxygen contained in one's blood than the irion. However, by removing iron from the body, one would make themselves more receptive to magic entering their body. Don't talk s--- about alchemy if you don't understand it nerd. Iron, being associated with Mars, makes a lot of sense to be anti-magic. Tin would be the most magical due to its association with Jupiter. Zinc and Lead would have special connection with death and the harvest. Platinum with trade, and uranium with mysticism. The radiation is why mystics are schizos. Don't talk s--- about alchemy if you don't understand it nerd. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:41:50 No.71014929 ► >>71014973 >>71014976 >>71015054 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:58:54 No.71013623 >>71013657 >>71013690 >>71014108 >>71012886 (OP) >Man-at-arms in full harness readies his longsword with a sneer >I cast a sculpting spell on the ground beneath his feet: waves of undulating earth surround and bury him, suffocating the arrogant fighting-man in his expensive steel suit. Truly, they almost had us that time. >>71012886 (OP). >>71013001 >>71013057 I didn't go with total immunity, but a knight in full armor is highly resistant to all forms of magical attack, which was my explanation for why armor would continue to develop into heavier forms when a f------ wizard could just fireball a cavalry wedge. It's a bit like the bullet proofing old armors used to go through - genuinely could stop a ball shot from a certain distance. Not necessarily at point blank and definitely not a f------ cannon ball though. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:45:35 No.71014976 ► >>71014929 >he thinks he can perform Geomancy on the fly, without a care for the mineral and metal content of the surrounding earth Ironically I autism'd this not because of any desire for verisimilitude but because the idea of wizards just incinerating hundreds of screaming horses upset me so I wanted a way for barding to legitimately lend them protection There's a reason Geomancy requires careful study, preperation, and ritual. It's more land surveyance than anything else On the flip side, 'natural' organic or semi-organic materials hold and conduct magic extremely well. This includes wood, bone, amber, and crystal. Mages will often have bits of armor or at least bracers made of bone so as to lend them some sort of protection without inhibiting magical ability. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:11:41 No.71013793 > >>71013825 File: 1500199946241.jpg (68 KB, 680x555) >>71013505 No, but the natural iron content in humans bodies does limit their capacity for magic. Anemics are ironically better mages. This is were the stereotype for physical weakness >>71013582 Elves actually have blue blood because theirs contains copper, not iron. Dwarves meanwhile have a comparative surplus of iron in their blood. Dwarven organs act as an extremely efficient filtration system, so they absorb and hold iron better and do not suffer as much from hemochromatosis like humans would. As a result dwarven blood is a deeper, darker red. O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:14:27 No.71015270 > File: Raphael_School_of Athens-().jpg (298 KB, 1024x1024) >>71013719 >A mage enchants himself with force absorbing magic >A street brawler gets a ring of raw iron and f-------- his teeth in. >>71015191 Honestly? I like the greek/roman bronze and stone aesthetic too much. AAAAAAAAAAAALA AAAAAAAAAAAAA O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:59:07 No.71013628 > >>71013676 Sorry Iron anon. I'm going with the MAGIC civilization over the FIGHTY civilization. Enjoy your constant smelling of iron, leather and horse sweat. >>71013604 Radiation is like a magic steroid. Exposing oneself to high doses of radiation can elevate their power to monstrous levels. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:57:57 No.71015123 > >>71015136 >>71015145 >Transmutation is seen as the fae's ultimate goal >Once they have discovered it, they will be able to convert all of the harmful iron in the land to gold >Basically an apocalypse for mankind, but utopia for the faefolk I'm gonna study metaphysics in an atrium while wearing a toga fastened with a bronze, probably enchanted brooch But the cost... Don't come near me or l'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass and summon f--- your wife. demon to O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:59:10 No.71015136 > >>71015148 >>71015178 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:02:44 No.71013676 > >>71013703 File: hermestrismegistus.jpg (87 KB, 608x600) >>71015123 how would they transmutate iron when iron is immune to magic >>71013628 If you don't want to take the risk of relying upon radiation, you could fall back on quicksilver. Associated with Hermes the Thrice Great, mercury has a well-established connection with magic. O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:00:38 No.71015148 ► O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:03:12 No.71015178 I >>71015136 I would say their goal is to find a way to convert it without having to use magical means, just good old alchemy. >>71015136 nuclear fission
O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:01:15 No.71013657 >>71013690 >>71013719 File: Meguwin.jpg (29 KB, 739x415) O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:02:23 No.71012886 > >>71013001 >71013057 >>71013296 >>71013505 >71013623 File: 2ed.jpg (117 KB, 573x853) >>71013705 >>71014014 >>71014431 >>71014473 >>71014755 >>71014826 >>71014884 >>71014901 >>71014929 >>71015077 >>71013623 >Mages wear armor of copper and silver >Iron completely disrupts magic and magical beings. A knight in armour or a peasant with a few pots and pans strapped on is functionally immune to all magic. Humanity is using this knowledge to expand and claim the world back from the gods and monsters. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:59:16 No.71015137 > >Mages use animated strands of gold to stab through gaps in iron armor >> O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:11:16 No.71013001 >>71013342 >>71013436 >>71013604 >>71013623 >>71013635 >>71014826 IFORRINEN LUST INTERSHESI File: images.jpg (13 KB, 185x273) O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:19:55 No.71013906 ► >>71012886 (OP) This has potential. >>71013808 If I recall correctly, meteoric iron naturally has a high nickel content compared with terrestrial iron ore. And nickel is associated with Mars, and is ferromagnetic like iron. So it checks out. I would add an addendum. >100% Pure iron is the only surefire magic immune substance. >Adding any impurities to the iron (including carbon) will lower this property. >Pure iron is worse than steel for almost any tool or weapon. O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:04:42 No.71015191 File: 1572669791995.png (253 KB, 653x533) GLAD O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:21:41 No.71013930 > >>71013966 >>71014091 File: 1570421816235.jpg (101 KB, 1024x993) Other materials >Gold is a magic sponge. It holds tight to magic and does not decay >Carbon is a magic sponge but loses its effects over time >Silver is a magic mirror >Bronze can retain magic properties but loses them if it gets physically deformed Do you stand with >THE GLORIOUS this also gives you an actual verisimilitude excuse to have FIGHTY NATION and MAGICKY NATION, as a region with high iron deposits is simply not going to be as magically developed as one without because, at least in the local area, magick is much less effective as a weapon and a tool. So it makes sense that a country with an abundance of iron, bronze, and other materials would rely more heavily and have a greater cultural focus on arms and martial skill. IRON MOTHERLAND or >THE BITCH ASS WIZARDS Itg/? >>71013966 >Iron is the material for pigheaded brutes that swing around weighted cudgels >Bronze is the metal of the civilized nations for a more O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:13:52 No.71013057 > >>71013623 File: 1507131719914.jpg (9 KB, 298x169) >>71012886 (OP) I would also lessen the magic negating effects of iron. "A few pots" would be a dumb way to negate magic. However if you make it act like lead shielding to radiation, what you wind up with is that fully covering iron plating is an effective anti-magic suit. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:06:26 No.71014473 > >>71014501 >71014609 >>71014760 sophisticated era. >>71012886 (OP) Just because magic can't be used directly on you doesn't save you from a boulder hurled at you, the earth opening under your feet, the air around you getting sucked away or compressing to crush you. You get the idea. Cheap in materials? Sort of Cheap in craftsmanship? Not at allI. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:29:22 No.71014760 ► An iron shield works better to defend against magic, but if you have the dosh lying around you pay an armorer to make you a skin of iron. Just pray that Mr. Wizard isn't a good shot with a crossbow. Hardened steel bodkin points will punch right through that soft, brittle suit of raw iron. >>71014473 Well yeah, but it evens the playing field. Conjured effects and creations are out so the wizard cant just shapeshift you with a glance or strike you with lightning, so they have to get creative. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:49:12 No.71013505 File: 1581209606785.jpg (99 KB, 700x992) >71013582 >>71013592 >>71013623 >>71014108 >>71014755 A low tier mage that makes sparks gets beaten by a granny with an iron frying pan A high tier mage able to manipulate the weather or the terrain is no longer nigh unstoppable, and can be dealt with by specialised soldiers or mercenaries. >>71012886 (OP) So, what you're saying is that I need to invest in an iron collar, and then I can have my very own pet megumin? O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:30:47 No.71014785 ► Also. >THE REASON WHY THE "GOD'S" CAN'T SHAPE THE LANDSCAPE TO MUCH IS BECAUSE OF ALL THE IRON IN THE GROUND Would mixing iron into a mage's food have any effect? Are mages naturally anemic? O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:35:44 No.71014853 ► >71014893 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:55:22 No.71013582 2>71013623 File: 10838560_656929164423821_(...).jpg (44 KB, 640x640) >>71014826 THE IRON IN OUR BODIES IS WHY HUMANS ARE INHERENTLY NOT AS ADEPT AT MAGIC AS OTHER RACES >>71013505 >Are mages naturally anemic? This explains their physical weakness so well its bonkers ELVES AND FAE HAVE NO IRON HALF BREEDS HAVE LESS IRON IN THEM O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:47:38 No.71014260 > >>71014341 THEY USED TO MAKE FUN OF US FOR BEING MAGICLETS NOW WHOS LAUGHING YOU POINTY EARED F---- if iron repels magic are vampires magic proof if they feed enough? O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:07:17 No.71015212 ► >>71015233 >»71015235 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:36:09 No.71014861 ► Guys, after talking with other mothers in the village, we conclude that the doctors use leeches on their patients to steal the iron in their blood and turning them into bloody mages! I won't risk my children to suffer magism! >>71014826 It's big enough that anemia (lack of iron) predisposes a person towards magic O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:57:13 No.71013604 > >>71013628 >>71013635 >>71013690 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:01:43 No.71014422 ► >>71014493 >>71014924 >>71013001 You're forgetting a few metals and their astrological correspondences. Tin is associated with Jupiter, the magus. Lead with Saturn, the reaper. Uranus, the mystic, with uranium. Pluto with Zinic Neptune with Platinum >>71014331 Bloodletting is a frequent aspect of magical rituals. This is largely chalked up to the correspondence factor of blood being associated with life energy, which would key in more with the oxygen contained in one's blood than the irion. However, by removing iron from the body, one would make themselves more receptive to magic entering their body. Don't talk s--- about alchemy if you don't understand it nerd. Iron, being associated with Mars, makes a lot of sense to be anti-magic. Tin would be the most magical due to its association with Jupiter. Zinc and Lead would have special connection with death and the harvest. Platinum with trade, and uranium with mysticism. The radiation is why mystics are schizos. Don't talk s--- about alchemy if you don't understand it nerd. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:41:50 No.71014929 ► >>71014973 >>71014976 >>71015054 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:58:54 No.71013623 >>71013657 >>71013690 >>71014108 >>71012886 (OP) >Man-at-arms in full harness readies his longsword with a sneer >I cast a sculpting spell on the ground beneath his feet: waves of undulating earth surround and bury him, suffocating the arrogant fighting-man in his expensive steel suit. Truly, they almost had us that time. >>71012886 (OP). >>71013001 >>71013057 I didn't go with total immunity, but a knight in full armor is highly resistant to all forms of magical attack, which was my explanation for why armor would continue to develop into heavier forms when a f------ wizard could just fireball a cavalry wedge. It's a bit like the bullet proofing old armors used to go through - genuinely could stop a ball shot from a certain distance. Not necessarily at point blank and definitely not a f------ cannon ball though. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:45:35 No.71014976 ► >>71014929 >he thinks he can perform Geomancy on the fly, without a care for the mineral and metal content of the surrounding earth Ironically I autism'd this not because of any desire for verisimilitude but because the idea of wizards just incinerating hundreds of screaming horses upset me so I wanted a way for barding to legitimately lend them protection There's a reason Geomancy requires careful study, preperation, and ritual. It's more land surveyance than anything else On the flip side, 'natural' organic or semi-organic materials hold and conduct magic extremely well. This includes wood, bone, amber, and crystal. Mages will often have bits of armor or at least bracers made of bone so as to lend them some sort of protection without inhibiting magical ability. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:11:41 No.71013793 > >>71013825 File: 1500199946241.jpg (68 KB, 680x555) >>71013505 No, but the natural iron content in humans bodies does limit their capacity for magic. Anemics are ironically better mages. This is were the stereotype for physical weakness >>71013582 Elves actually have blue blood because theirs contains copper, not iron. Dwarves meanwhile have a comparative surplus of iron in their blood. Dwarven organs act as an extremely efficient filtration system, so they absorb and hold iron better and do not suffer as much from hemochromatosis like humans would. As a result dwarven blood is a deeper, darker red. O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:14:27 No.71015270 > File: Raphael_School_of Athens-().jpg (298 KB, 1024x1024) >>71013719 >A mage enchants himself with force absorbing magic >A street brawler gets a ring of raw iron and f-------- his teeth in. >>71015191 Honestly? I like the greek/roman bronze and stone aesthetic too much. AAAAAAAAAAAALA AAAAAAAAAAAAA O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)21:59:07 No.71013628 > >>71013676 Sorry Iron anon. I'm going with the MAGIC civilization over the FIGHTY civilization. Enjoy your constant smelling of iron, leather and horse sweat. >>71013604 Radiation is like a magic steroid. Exposing oneself to high doses of radiation can elevate their power to monstrous levels. O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:57:57 No.71015123 > >>71015136 >>71015145 >Transmutation is seen as the fae's ultimate goal >Once they have discovered it, they will be able to convert all of the harmful iron in the land to gold >Basically an apocalypse for mankind, but utopia for the faefolk I'm gonna study metaphysics in an atrium while wearing a toga fastened with a bronze, probably enchanted brooch But the cost... Don't come near me or l'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass and summon f--- your wife. demon to O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)23:59:10 No.71015136 > >>71015148 >>71015178 O Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)22:02:44 No.71013676 > >>71013703 File: hermestrismegistus.jpg (87 KB, 608x600) >>71015123 how would they transmutate iron when iron is immune to magic >>71013628 If you don't want to take the risk of relying upon radiation, you could fall back on quicksilver. Associated with Hermes the Thrice Great, mercury has a well-established connection with magic. O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:00:38 No.71015148 ► O Anonymous 02/16/20(Sun)00:03:12 No.71015178 I >>71015136 I would say their goal is to find a way to convert it without having to use magical means, just good old alchemy. >>71015136 nuclear fission

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File: raisingdeescalfs.jpg (25 KB, 335x408) O Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)04:39:37 No.54430424 >>54430706 >>54430713 >>54430876 >>54431029 >>54431358 >>54431397 >>54431759 >>54431962 >>54432030 >>54432684 >>54433132 >>54433152 Caught you mirin Have you ever tried to give yourself a gym nickname, /fit/? I once tried to get people to call me "the farmer" because l'm always raising these calves O Anonymous 02/13/20(Thu)04:41:51 No.54430445 >>54430451 >>54430691 >>54430698 >>54430701 >>54430705 >>54430790 >>54430817 >>54430822 >>54430832 >>54430855 >>54430860 >>54430874 >>54431277 >>54431444 >>54431514 >>54431703 >>54432246 >>54433552 >>54434610 I've tried mentioning how much I love t-bone steaks to some of my gym bros. No one has called me T-Bone yet.

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File: 602cc0af458690397085b565f(.).jpg (453 KB, 1242x1544) O 02/16/20(Sun)06:52:25 No.243979053 Anonymous (ID: Gytmo6/P >>243979268 >>243981673 >>243981877 >>243982139 Ok real talk Why are you westerners against Circumcision? It aint that bad cus the skin can get dirty and risk of diseases are higher if you dont cut it. here we do it as passage to manhood as in everyone from every religion does it Kinda ironic if you ask me. O Anonymous (ID: ONriotb1 02/16/20(Sun)06:55:00 No.243979268 >>243979053 (OP) Seems evil to do that to a baby. Seems like molestation. Anonymous (ID: C048AH1 )E 02/16/20(Sun)07:01:19 No.243979770 Ok real talk Why are you jews morally evil? >>243979053 (OP). Is it that hard to wash it even once a week you filthy k--- >>243979053 (OP). cause we arent pedophiles that enjoy cutting off little baby boy d--- and violating their autonomy. O Anonymous (ID: wWyHZ 02/16/20(Sun)07:03:06 No.243979926 >>243980034 >>243979808 Your d--- loses girth and weight as welll as blood and veins NY being circumcized too. It causes permanent brain damage 02/16/20(Sun Anonymous (ID: bytmö/P OP >>243980440 You were evil before we gassed you for it. >>243980106 >white people perpetrated the Holocaust >somehow Jews are the evil ones >>243980440 The holocaust didn't happen, but it should have. >>243979053 (OP) Circumcision is just a fancy word for pedophiles mutilating kids.
File: 602cc0af458690397085b565f(.).jpg (453 KB, 1242x1544) O 02/16/20(Sun)06:52:25 No.243979053 Anonymous (ID: Gytmo6/P >>243979268 >>243981673 >>243981877 >>243982139 Ok real talk Why are you westerners against Circumcision? It aint that bad cus the skin can get dirty and risk of diseases are higher if you dont cut it. here we do it as passage to manhood as in everyone from every religion does it Kinda ironic if you ask me. O Anonymous (ID: ONriotb1 02/16/20(Sun)06:55:00 No.243979268 >>243979053 (OP) Seems evil to do that to a baby. Seems like molestation. Anonymous (ID: C048AH1 )E 02/16/20(Sun)07:01:19 No.243979770 Ok real talk Why are you jews morally evil? >>243979053 (OP). Is it that hard to wash it even once a week you filthy k--- >>243979053 (OP). cause we arent pedophiles that enjoy cutting off little baby boy d--- and violating their autonomy. O Anonymous (ID: wWyHZ 02/16/20(Sun)07:03:06 No.243979926 >>243980034 >>243979808 Your d--- loses girth and weight as welll as blood and veins NY being circumcized too. It causes permanent brain damage 02/16/20(Sun Anonymous (ID: bytmö/P OP >>243980440 You were evil before we gassed you for it. >>243980106 >white people perpetrated the Holocaust >somehow Jews are the evil ones >>243980440 The holocaust didn't happen, but it should have. >>243979053 (OP) Circumcision is just a fancy word for pedophiles mutilating kids.

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