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: Anonymous 12/08/19(Sun)22:37:55 No.125382125 DY terminal wojak.png 170 KB PNG >l... I wish i consumed more media.. *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*..

: Anonymous 12/08/19(Sun)22:37:55 No.125382125 DY terminal wojak.png 170 KB PNG >l... I wish i consumed more media.. *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*..

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: Anonymous04/02/20(Thu)12:49:18 No.15001879 jpb.jpg 52 KB JPG >>15001585 (OP) # >standing: straight >shoulders: back >myself: helped >friends: made >yesterday: overcome >child: disciplined >room: cleaned >meaning: pursued >truth: told >speeches: listened >words: spoken >skaters: undisturbed >cat: petted Marxism outdated Zizek overrated Long have we waited Lobstermode activated >>15001893 # >>15002133 # >>15002173 # >>15002500 # >>15003263 # >>15003804 #

: Anonymous04/02/20(Thu)12:49:18 No.15001879 jpb.jpg 52 KB JPG >>15001585 (OP) # >standing: straight >shoulders: back >myself: helped >friends: made >yesterday: overcome >child: disciplined >room: cleaned >meaning: pursued >truth: told >speeches: listened >words: spoken >skaters: undisturbed >cat: petted Marxism outdated Zizek overrated Long have we waited Lobstermode activated >>15001893 # >>15002133 # >>15002173 # >>15002500 # >>15003263 # >>15003804 #

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Treadanon declares a fact | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: F9wBeYpi ) I have literally eaten several(...) 04/03/20(Fri)00:21:52 No.251618108 CF9DBA29-07BF-4642-B16B-3656DBAAB9FF.jpg 121 KB JPG a lot of people reading this thread probably have too : Anonymous (ID: OMfvdqxL ) * 04/03/20(Fri)00:22:50 No.251618248 >>251618108 (OP) # What exactly is your point? : Anonymous (ID: 8zxQyHdt ) À 04/03/20(Fri)00:23:23 No.251618331 >>251618108 (OP) # Statistically the average person swallows like 8 snakes every year while sleeping. It's a fact. >>251618550 # >>251618798 #

: Anonymous (ID: F9wBeYpi ) I have literally eaten several(...) 04/03/20(Fri)00:21:52 No.251618108 CF9DBA29-07BF-4642-B16B-3656DBAAB9FF.jpg 121 KB JPG a lot of people reading this thread probably have too : Anonymous (ID: OMfvdqxL ) * 04/03/20(Fri)00:22:50 No.251618248 >>251618108 (OP) # What exactly is your point? : Anonymous (ID: 8zxQyHdt ) À 04/03/20(Fri)00:23:23 No.251618331 >>251618108 (OP) # Statistically the average person swallows like 8 snakes every year while sleeping. It's a fact. >>251618550 # >>251618798 #

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Anon doesn´t want you to touch his moon | /r/4chan

File: Callisto,_moon_of_Jupiter(...).jpg (142 KB, 510x508) Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)09:46:01 No.11525274 >>11525276 Callisto is MY moon and I won't forgive you if you colonize her. Áno:nymous 04/02/20(Thu)09:47:04 No.11525276 >>11525278 >>11525274 (OP) Just landed bro Anonymeus 04/02/20(Thu)09:47:59 No.11525278 >>11525276 F--- OFF SHE'S MINE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT RADIAITING TWINK GANYMEDES HE'S BIGGER AND HAS MORE WATER BUT CALLISTO IS MINE! Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:02:40 No.11525310 >peak moon performance Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:06:26 No.11525316 File: 20200322180648_1.jpg (26 KB, 480x274) >>11525321 Mercury is mine. >free metal >free solar power >smaller but same gravity as mars Industrial powerhouse of the solar system. >> Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:10:07 No.11525321 >>11525316 Hmmh, maybe take some Bvrbvrs there, they can survive in highly varying temperatures. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:13:51 No.11525325 >>11525369 >REEEE stay on your rock REEEE Not gonna happen. We got ayys to f---.

File: Callisto,_moon_of_Jupiter(...).jpg (142 KB, 510x508) Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)09:46:01 No.11525274 >>11525276 Callisto is MY moon and I won't forgive you if you colonize her. Áno:nymous 04/02/20(Thu)09:47:04 No.11525276 >>11525278 >>11525274 (OP) Just landed bro Anonymeus 04/02/20(Thu)09:47:59 No.11525278 >>11525276 F--- OFF SHE'S MINE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT RADIAITING TWINK GANYMEDES HE'S BIGGER AND HAS MORE WATER BUT CALLISTO IS MINE! Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:02:40 No.11525310 >peak moon performance Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:06:26 No.11525316 File: 20200322180648_1.jpg (26 KB, 480x274) >>11525321 Mercury is mine. >free metal >free solar power >smaller but same gravity as mars Industrial powerhouse of the solar system. >> Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:10:07 No.11525321 >>11525316 Hmmh, maybe take some Bvrbvrs there, they can survive in highly varying temperatures. Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)10:13:51 No.11525325 >>11525369 >REEEE stay on your rock REEEE Not gonna happen. We got ayys to f---.

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Anon explains trans rights | /r/4chan

1:12 Trans rights ar. /pol/251607215 VILL TNOT BE ERASED I don't understand why there is so much hatred in the world R against trans people and LGBTQ+ people in general. We are affraid that in Europe, the authoritarian far-right governments will take our freedoms. Now that the prime minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban has unlimited power, it will be only a matter of time before our people will be atacked in streets. We are no longer safe and it's only your fault, bigots. Fascists like you, people of /pol/, have made this world into a place full of fear and prejudice. You have destroyed what we achieved with so many sacrifices. I hope you are happy, racist scums! But remember: we will fight till the end for our freedom! When one of us falls, we all stand united against the attacker. So be aware that we will not leave without fight! 13 REPLIES l Anonymous n/rM0xr4 33 minutes ago 251607288 >we will not be erased >40% proceed to erase themselves 7 REPLIES

1:12 Trans rights ar. /pol/251607215 VILL TNOT BE ERASED I don't understand why there is so much hatred in the world R against trans people and LGBTQ+ people in general. We are affraid that in Europe, the authoritarian far-right governments will take our freedoms. Now that the prime minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban has unlimited power, it will be only a matter of time before our people will be atacked in streets. We are no longer safe and it's only your fault, bigots. Fascists like you, people of /pol/, have made this world into a place full of fear and prejudice. You have destroyed what we achieved with so many sacrifices. I hope you are happy, racist scums! But remember: we will fight till the end for our freedom! When one of us falls, we all stand united against the attacker. So be aware that we will not leave without fight! 13 REPLIES l Anonymous n/rM0xr4 33 minutes ago 251607288 >we will not be erased >40% proceed to erase themselves 7 REPLIES

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Corona-chan hits 1 million | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: (xvy568y ) /cvg/ - Corona Virus General #(...) 04/02/20(Thu)23:32:29 No.251611044 - Infected: 1,000,000 ► Dead: 51,315 – 4.2 billion people put under lockdown – – 206 countries and territories infected – - 2.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic – – 2,629 different strains have been 715 KB PNG sequenced –

: Anonymous (ID: (xvy568y ) /cvg/ - Corona Virus General #(...) 04/02/20(Thu)23:32:29 No.251611044 - Infected: 1,000,000 ► Dead: 51,315 – 4.2 billion people put under lockdown – – 206 countries and territories infected – - 2.7x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic – – 2,629 different strains have been 715 KB PNG sequenced –

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Living in the middle class | /r/4chan

File: flat, 1000x1000,075,f.jpg (84 KB, 904x864) Being middleclass Anonymous (ID: XVJTPZJ9 ) 04/02/20(Thu)14:09:29 No.251612178 >Be me 24m >Graduate from state uni with a degree in mechanical engineering >Have dreams >Want a fun and fulfilling life but can't afford to do anything fun rn >Get job to be able to afford to do cool stuff >The job is 9-5 >"Cool, that's only 8 hours and I have plenty of time to do stuff after work!" >Start job >Realize there is an hour long commute cause the job is in a nearby city and living there would cause a s--- ton >mfw >Wake up at 7 and eat a s----- breakfast cause im broke >Get stuck in traffic >Boss "WHY DIDN'T YOU GET HERE ON TIME!?!?!?" >mfw >"Cause there was a ton of traffic" >Boss "You still should have gotten here on time regardless" >mfw >Get home at 7 and am intellectually exhausted after working all day >mfw >Stuck in a system where I get to meaningless stuff all day and can't improve in life because that would require hard work and time, anon has none of these cause of working all day >Live a meaningless life like that for a few years >Meet my waifu >Get married >Have kids, now I can have purpose >Raise them to grow up go to uni and work a s----- middle class job just like me >They grow up and become depressed too, stuck a cyclical system of class >"Did I fulfill my purpose in a good way?" >Existential crisis >mfw Capitalism is great, isn't it?

File: flat, 1000x1000,075,f.jpg (84 KB, 904x864) Being middleclass Anonymous (ID: XVJTPZJ9 ) 04/02/20(Thu)14:09:29 No.251612178 >Be me 24m >Graduate from state uni with a degree in mechanical engineering >Have dreams >Want a fun and fulfilling life but can't afford to do anything fun rn >Get job to be able to afford to do cool stuff >The job is 9-5 >"Cool, that's only 8 hours and I have plenty of time to do stuff after work!" >Start job >Realize there is an hour long commute cause the job is in a nearby city and living there would cause a s--- ton >mfw >Wake up at 7 and eat a s----- breakfast cause im broke >Get stuck in traffic >Boss "WHY DIDN'T YOU GET HERE ON TIME!?!?!?" >mfw >"Cause there was a ton of traffic" >Boss "You still should have gotten here on time regardless" >mfw >Get home at 7 and am intellectually exhausted after working all day >mfw >Stuck in a system where I get to meaningless stuff all day and can't improve in life because that would require hard work and time, anon has none of these cause of working all day >Live a meaningless life like that for a few years >Meet my waifu >Get married >Have kids, now I can have purpose >Raise them to grow up go to uni and work a s----- middle class job just like me >They grow up and become depressed too, stuck a cyclical system of class >"Did I fulfill my purpose in a good way?" >Existential crisis >mfw Capitalism is great, isn't it?

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madman | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)00:03:12 No.57452422 Instead of saying "original" after my posts to dodge the robot, I have begun to say "check 'em" instead. This way I dodge the robot, with the added benefit of having people check my possible dubs. 84 KB PNG Check 'em : Anonymoùs 04/02/20(Thu)00:03:42 No.57452426 >>57452422 (OP) # the madman ndnddjsnz : Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)00:04:33 No.57452437 he f----- did it : Ánonymous 04/02/20(Thu)00:05:40 No.57452450 >>57452422 (OP) # Absolutely and unfathomably based my friend 50 KB JPG

: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)00:03:12 No.57452422 Instead of saying "original" after my posts to dodge the robot, I have begun to say "check 'em" instead. This way I dodge the robot, with the added benefit of having people check my possible dubs. 84 KB PNG Check 'em : Anonymoùs 04/02/20(Thu)00:03:42 No.57452426 >>57452422 (OP) # the madman ndnddjsnz : Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)00:04:33 No.57452437 he f----- did it : Ánonymous 04/02/20(Thu)00:05:40 No.57452450 >>57452422 (OP) # Absolutely and unfathomably based my friend 50 KB JPG

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Anon discovers pandemic prophesy | /r/4chan

: Anonymous Corona / Nobody = Raven / Bran(...) %3D 04/02/20(Thu)14:04:10 No.24611342 Picking up where this thread left off: CORONA >>24594931 # We discovered that corona (Latin for crown) stems from the Greek "κορωνός" (koronos), which means 387 KB JPG "curved, curve, horned, crow/raven." Is it merely a coincidence that Bran Stark, the 3-Eyed Raven on Game of Thrones - a seeming nobody but the spiritual center of orbit on the show - ends up getting CORONATED as KING of Westeros? Does anybody have any other ideas on this? Any other crown/crow/nobody symbolism? 13 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

: Anonymous Corona / Nobody = Raven / Bran(...) %3D 04/02/20(Thu)14:04:10 No.24611342 Picking up where this thread left off: CORONA >>24594931 # We discovered that corona (Latin for crown) stems from the Greek "κορωνός" (koronos), which means 387 KB JPG "curved, curve, horned, crow/raven." Is it merely a coincidence that Bran Stark, the 3-Eyed Raven on Game of Thrones - a seeming nobody but the spiritual center of orbit on the show - ends up getting CORONATED as KING of Westeros? Does anybody have any other ideas on this? Any other crown/crow/nobody symbolism? 13 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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here is an exotic pepe [if anybody can do better pls post it in the comments winner gets the ability...

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Some fish fight back | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 11/16/19(Sat)05:53:15 No.55366794 >be sleeping >woken up by weird meow >see that cat is curled up with his eyes closed >does another weird meow >face starts twitching >little paw movement >give him a gentle shake to wake him up 50 KB JPG >jumps onto my lap immediately I think my cat had a nightmare. I wonder what cats dream about. I hope it wasn't anything too scary.

: Anonymous 11/16/19(Sat)05:53:15 No.55366794 >be sleeping >woken up by weird meow >see that cat is curled up with his eyes closed >does another weird meow >face starts twitching >little paw movement >give him a gentle shake to wake him up 50 KB JPG >jumps onto my lap immediately I think my cat had a nightmare. I wonder what cats dream about. I hope it wasn't anything too scary.

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Anon likes traps | /r/4chan

1288564902666 jpg (38 KB, 720x540) google igdb OR Anonymous Oc3tBKGm 03/06/14(Thu)22:45:49 No.535875635 =>>535880778 >>535883801 >>535884691 >>535885482 >>535886823 >>535891952 Girls who look like traps thread BO Anonymous SiulGNEJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:48:53 No.535875829 = >>535875907 >>535876290 >>535876523 >>535879581 >>535880289 So you're into girls who look like traps who look like guys who are trying to look like girls? BO Anonymous OC31BKGM 03/06/14(Thu)22:50:02 No.535875907 =>>535875971 >>535876290 >>535878696 >>535878998 >>535879581 >>535879893 >>535880289 >>535882079 >>535875829 No i'm into girls who look like boys who look like girls, the genitals of a girl but the look of a boy who looks like a girl B O Anonymous BiulGNfJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:50:55 No.535875971 E>>535876129 >>535875907 You're f------ crazy bitch. Just fap over traps you sick f----- be normal PO Anonymous Oc3tBKGm 03/06/14(Thu)22:52:58 No.535876129 =>>535876170 >>535875971 i don't like d---- OU Anonymous Biul6NEJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:53:34 No.535876170 =>>535876318 >>535876129 Reverse traps f-----. BO Anonymous UALQ03B1 03/06/14(Thu)22:55:11 No. 535876290 =>>535876624 >>535891430 1378948966563.jpg (12 KB, 237x229) google igdb >>535875829 >>535875907

1288564902666 jpg (38 KB, 720x540) google igdb OR Anonymous Oc3tBKGm 03/06/14(Thu)22:45:49 No.535875635 =>>535880778 >>535883801 >>535884691 >>535885482 >>535886823 >>535891952 Girls who look like traps thread BO Anonymous SiulGNEJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:48:53 No.535875829 = >>535875907 >>535876290 >>535876523 >>535879581 >>535880289 So you're into girls who look like traps who look like guys who are trying to look like girls? BO Anonymous OC31BKGM 03/06/14(Thu)22:50:02 No.535875907 =>>535875971 >>535876290 >>535878696 >>535878998 >>535879581 >>535879893 >>535880289 >>535882079 >>535875829 No i'm into girls who look like boys who look like girls, the genitals of a girl but the look of a boy who looks like a girl B O Anonymous BiulGNfJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:50:55 No.535875971 E>>535876129 >>535875907 You're f------ crazy bitch. Just fap over traps you sick f----- be normal PO Anonymous Oc3tBKGm 03/06/14(Thu)22:52:58 No.535876129 =>>535876170 >>535875971 i don't like d---- OU Anonymous Biul6NEJ 03/06/14(Thu)22:53:34 No.535876170 =>>535876318 >>535876129 Reverse traps f-----. BO Anonymous UALQ03B1 03/06/14(Thu)22:55:11 No. 535876290 =>>535876624 >>535891430 1378948966563.jpg (12 KB, 237x229) google igdb >>535875829 >>535875907

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Not the doggos | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)16:37:28 No.824291612 >*person gets killed* >... >*dog gets hurt* >NO00000 NOT THE DOGGO >NOT THE WOOFER >NOT THE BORKIN BOOFER 241 KB PNG >SAVE THE PUPPER >DONT HURT THE GOOD BOY

: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)16:37:28 No.824291612 >*person gets killed* >... >*dog gets hurt* >NO00000 NOT THE DOGGO >NOT THE WOOFER >NOT THE BORKIN BOOFER 241 KB PNG >SAVE THE PUPPER >DONT HURT THE GOOD BOY

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Haha how do I register guys | /r/4chan

That dude needs to delete his 4chan account. There's no coming back from that. Reply Vote > 4chan account Vote >

That dude needs to delete his 4chan account. There's no coming back from that. Reply Vote > 4chan account Vote >

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A totally normal mentally stable person | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: EqL7Kujy)n 10/23/17(Mon)03:57:07 No.2627019 >Buy used tampons and panties from hot 19 year old girl >Make vagina tea with one of the tampons >Scrape off some of the dried vagina fluids on to a plate with a 448 KB JPG knife >Apply just a tad bit of hot water to panties so the dried fluids release its hypnotic vagina aroma >Put the other tampon in mouth and suck on it, savoring its flavor >Snort the previously scraped and collected vagina dust into nose like its coke >Take a few sips of the steamy blood colored vagina juice tea >Put the panties on face like a mask, with the best parts covering nose and mouth >Put on headphones and start a playlist of Mozart's best works >Close my eyes and lean back in comfy chair >Tongue bathing in vagina nectar activating every taste-bud >Nose filled with millions of small dried vagina crystals, activating every sensor >Mozart blasting in my ears >Stars align >Feel like i just found the meaning of life and understand the beauty of the universe >Brain literally overdosing on vagina, millions of years of primal mating instincts kick into high gear >C-- so hard its as if the survival of my species depends on it >Fall asleep >Wake up >Do mental gymnastics to convince myself that im still a normal mentally stable person who can still have a normal life 9/10 you guys should seriously try it. Pics related so you know im not bullshitting.

: Anonymous (ID: EqL7Kujy)n 10/23/17(Mon)03:57:07 No.2627019 >Buy used tampons and panties from hot 19 year old girl >Make vagina tea with one of the tampons >Scrape off some of the dried vagina fluids on to a plate with a 448 KB JPG knife >Apply just a tad bit of hot water to panties so the dried fluids release its hypnotic vagina aroma >Put the other tampon in mouth and suck on it, savoring its flavor >Snort the previously scraped and collected vagina dust into nose like its coke >Take a few sips of the steamy blood colored vagina juice tea >Put the panties on face like a mask, with the best parts covering nose and mouth >Put on headphones and start a playlist of Mozart's best works >Close my eyes and lean back in comfy chair >Tongue bathing in vagina nectar activating every taste-bud >Nose filled with millions of small dried vagina crystals, activating every sensor >Mozart blasting in my ears >Stars align >Feel like i just found the meaning of life and understand the beauty of the universe >Brain literally overdosing on vagina, millions of years of primal mating instincts kick into high gear >C-- so hard its as if the survival of my species depends on it >Fall asleep >Wake up >Do mental gymnastics to convince myself that im still a normal mentally stable person who can still have a normal life 9/10 you guys should seriously try it. Pics related so you know im not bullshitting.

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4chan moment | /r/4chan

13:12 .ull A boards.4chan.org Board (/pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home /pol/-Politically Incorrect Return Catalog Bottom Update O Auto Post a Reply 7-1 9 7:1 Isp/ Sports : Anonymous (ID: BOD8rRc4 04/02/20(Thu)12:50:37 No.251562050 Flag_Map_of_European_Union.png 63 KB PNG What would happen if the EU formed into a new country to become a new super power to the world. : Anonymous (ID: Tsk9orA 04/02/20(Thu)13:09:57 No.251563714 >>251562050 (OP) # That looks like a dude bending over with s--- squirting out his ass.

13:12 .ull A boards.4chan.org Board (/pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home /pol/-Politically Incorrect Return Catalog Bottom Update O Auto Post a Reply 7-1 9 7:1 Isp/ Sports : Anonymous (ID: BOD8rRc4 04/02/20(Thu)12:50:37 No.251562050 Flag_Map_of_European_Union.png 63 KB PNG What would happen if the EU formed into a new country to become a new super power to the world. : Anonymous (ID: Tsk9orA 04/02/20(Thu)13:09:57 No.251563714 >>251562050 (OP) # That looks like a dude bending over with s--- squirting out his ass.

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Aussie thinks we can do better | /r/4chan

O Anonymous (ID: CZYRIUaz) 03/31/20(Tue)07:46:19 No.251153478 >>251152742 >banks Like imagine thinking they couldn't be ran better >media Imagine thinking that couldn't be ran better >academic institutions Imagine thinking they couldn't be ran better >entertainment industry imagine thinking that couldn't be ran better

O Anonymous (ID: CZYRIUaz) 03/31/20(Tue)07:46:19 No.251153478 >>251152742 >banks Like imagine thinking they couldn't be ran better >media Imagine thinking that couldn't be ran better >academic institutions Imagine thinking they couldn't be ran better >entertainment industry imagine thinking that couldn't be ran better

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4chan moment | /r/4chan

: Anonymous (ID: Hoa+KUBY ) 03/31/20(Tue)22:30:14 No.251286286 Why are the Jews constantly telling me that thin women are attractive while my brain is telling me the complete opposite? 410 KB JPG

: Anonymous (ID: Hoa+KUBY ) 03/31/20(Tue)22:30:14 No.251286286 Why are the Jews constantly telling me that thin women are attractive while my brain is telling me the complete opposite? 410 KB JPG

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What did she mean by this | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)07:55:27 No.89126792 >11.5 year old cousin over >she wants to watch a movie in my room >mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this? >>89126818 # >>89127158 # >>89134870 #

: Anonymous 07/25/19(Thu)07:55:27 No.89126792 >11.5 year old cousin over >she wants to watch a movie in my room >mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this? >>89126818 # >>89127158 # >>89134870 #

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Anon has the upper hand on corona | /r/4chan

: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)12:25:18 No.57454100 >tfw skyving from work and told em my GF had corona so I had to self isolate for 14 days >tfw fully paid >tfw check my schedule on the company website 71 KB JPG >shows im off for a whole month, not just 2 weeks lads, im gonna call work this weekend and tell em im developing a fever and cold, just to keep em updated on my situation. fully paid 1 month sickie, f--- yeah dudes. Realistically though ill only do an extra week, cause if I do 2 more weeks itll be assumed I had corona and not just "symptoms" that could possibly be corona

: Anonymous 04/02/20(Thu)12:25:18 No.57454100 >tfw skyving from work and told em my GF had corona so I had to self isolate for 14 days >tfw fully paid >tfw check my schedule on the company website 71 KB JPG >shows im off for a whole month, not just 2 weeks lads, im gonna call work this weekend and tell em im developing a fever and cold, just to keep em updated on my situation. fully paid 1 month sickie, f--- yeah dudes. Realistically though ill only do an extra week, cause if I do 2 more weeks itll be assumed I had corona and not just "symptoms" that could possibly be corona

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