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9 ipg-(460 KB, 662x1000, space.jpg) □ Anonymous 04/08/07(Sun)03:32:29 No.23969715 Hello b. This is my first day on the site, and I have to say I am not impressed. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >> □ moot lEp8pu8Vw2 ## Admin 04/08/07(Sun)03:34:02 No.23969803 >23969715 OH YEAH WELL YOUR FACE WHAT NOW F-----? 迿 4CHAN You're not welcome here
9 ipg-(460 KB, 662x1000, space.jpg) □ Anonymous 04/08/07(Sun)03:32:29 No.23969715 Hello b. This is my first day on the site, and I have to say I am not impressed. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >> □ moot lEp8pu8Vw2 ## Admin 04/08/07(Sun)03:34:02 No.23969803 >23969715 OH YEAH WELL YOUR FACE WHAT NOW F-----? 迿 4CHAN You're not welcome here

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My Mracle and Inng The Gospel.Pg □ Anonymous 08/02/26(Tue) 16:39 No. 2279573 Perform the impossible bf >> □ Anonyinous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:05 No.2279866 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:05 No. 2279868 f you win, I will go on webcam and cut my own head off with a chainsaw, i want >> □ Anonymous 08/02/26(Tue) 1640 No, 2279579 >> □ Anonymous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:05 No.2279878 >> □ Anonymous 0R/02/26(Tae)1640 No. 2279581 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:05 No. 2279883 Anyways... >> □ Anonymous ## Mod## 08/02/26(Ne) 16:51 No. 2279713 >> [] Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:06 No 2279890 58 >> □ Anonymous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:06 No.2279892 >> □ Anonymous aw Mod ow 08/02/26(Tue) 16:51 No.2279717 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:06 No 2279897 >> □ Anonymous ##Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:51 No 2279720 >> □ Anonymous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:07 No 2279901 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:52 No. 2279721 >> Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:07 No. 2279906 >> □ Anonymous a* Mod aW 08/02/26(Tue) 16:52 No. 2279727 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:52 No 2279730 >> □ Anonynnousee Mod"#0802/26(Tue)17:07 No.2279913 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:08 No. 2279919 >> □ Anonymous 4wMod4w 08/02/26(Tue) 16:53 No.2279738 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26 (Tue) 17:08 No. 2279921 >> □ Anonymous ##Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:53 No 2279741 >> □ Anonymous Mod M* 08.02/26(Tue) 17:08 No. 2279924 >> □ Anonymous d#Modd# 08/02/26(Tue) 16:53 No.2279743 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:08 No 2279927 >> □ Anonymous 4* ModaW 08/02/26(Tue) 16:54 No.2279744 >> Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:09 No 2279930 >> □ Anonymous ##Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:54 No. 2279746 12 >> □ Anonymous Mod M* 08/02/26(Tue) 17:09 No 2279931 >> □ Anonymous Mod 4* 08/02/26(Tue) 16:54 No. 2279750 13 >>口Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:09 No 2279933 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:54 No. 2279752 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 16:55 No. 2279753 72 15 >> Anonyinous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:09 No. 2279942 >> □ Anonymous 4* Mod 4* 08/02/26(Tue) 16:55 No.2279757 73 16 (god thus is going to take forever, someone better be screen capping this) >> □ Anonymous** Mod H* 08/02/26(Tue)17:10 No.2279950 >> □ Anonymous ##Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:55 No 2279758 17 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:10 No. 2279952 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 16:55 No.2279759 >> Anonymous ## Mod #* 08/02/26(Tue) 17:10 No.2279955 >> Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:56 No 2279761 >> □ Anonymous H* Mod H* 08/02/26(Tue) 17:11 No.2279959 >> □ Anonymous Hè Mod Hè 080226(Tue) 16:56 No. 2279764 >>口Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:11 N° 2279963 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 0802/26Tve) 16:56 No. 2279767 >> □ Anonymous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:11 No.2279969 »口Anonymous #がMod ## 08°2/26(Tue)16:57 No 227977 1 >> □ Anony!nous ## Mod ##0802/26(Tue) 17:1 1 No 2279973 >> □ Anonymous Mod 080226(Tue) 16:57 No 2279774 >> Anonyn nous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:57 No 2279776 >> □ Anonymous Mod H* 080226(Tue) 17:12 No. 2279981 ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue)16:58 No 2279786 >> □ Anonymous"* Mod#* 08/02/26(Tue)17:12 No.2279984 >> □ Anonymous## Mod## 08/02/26(Te)1658 No. 2279787 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:12 No 2279988 >> □ Anonymous d# Mod d# 0E/02/26(Tue) 165 No 2279788 >> □ Anony!nous # Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:13 No 2279993 Anonymous e Mod eN 08/02/26 Tu)1659 No. 2279790 85 >> □ Anonymous H* Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:13 No 2279995 » □ Anonymous d#Mod## 08/02/26(Tue)1659 No 2279795 >>口Anonymous ## 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My Mracle and Inng The Gospel.Pg □ Anonymous 08/02/26(Tue) 16:39 No. 2279573 Perform the impossible bf >> □ Anonyinous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:05 No.2279866 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:05 No. 2279868 f you win, I will go on webcam and cut my own head off with a chainsaw, i want >> □ Anonymous 08/02/26(Tue) 1640 No, 2279579 >> □ Anonymous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:05 No.2279878 >> □ Anonymous 0R/02/26(Tae)1640 No. 2279581 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:05 No. 2279883 Anyways... >> □ Anonymous ## Mod## 08/02/26(Ne) 16:51 No. 2279713 >> [] Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:06 No 2279890 58 >> □ Anonymous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:06 No.2279892 >> □ Anonymous aw Mod ow 08/02/26(Tue) 16:51 No.2279717 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:06 No 2279897 >> □ Anonymous ##Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:51 No 2279720 >> □ Anonymous Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 17:07 No 2279901 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:52 No. 2279721 >> Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:07 No. 2279906 >> □ Anonymous a* Mod aW 08/02/26(Tue) 16:52 No. 2279727 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:52 No 2279730 >> □ Anonynnousee Mod"#0802/26(Tue)17:07 No.2279913 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:08 No. 2279919 >> □ Anonymous 4wMod4w 08/02/26(Tue) 16:53 No.2279738 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26 (Tue) 17:08 No. 2279921 >> □ Anonymous ##Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:53 No 2279741 >> □ Anonymous Mod M* 08.02/26(Tue) 17:08 No. 2279924 >> □ Anonymous d#Modd# 08/02/26(Tue) 16:53 No.2279743 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:08 No 2279927 >> □ Anonymous 4* ModaW 08/02/26(Tue) 16:54 No.2279744 >> Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:09 No 2279930 >> □ Anonymous ##Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:54 No. 2279746 12 >> □ Anonymous Mod M* 08/02/26(Tue) 17:09 No 2279931 >> □ Anonymous Mod 4* 08/02/26(Tue) 16:54 No. 2279750 13 >>口Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:09 No 2279933 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:54 No. 2279752 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod 08/02/26(Tue) 16:55 No. 2279753 72 15 >> Anonyinous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:09 No. 2279942 >> □ Anonymous 4* Mod 4* 08/02/26(Tue) 16:55 No.2279757 73 16 (god thus is going to take forever, someone better be screen capping this) >> □ Anonymous** Mod H* 08/02/26(Tue)17:10 No.2279950 >> □ Anonymous ##Mod## 08/02/26(Tue) 16:55 No 2279758 17 >> □ Anonymous ## 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Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:15 No. 2280023 >> □ Anonymous 4* Moda* 08/02/26(Tue)1702 No. 2279825 >> Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26 (Tue) 17:16 No 2280025 >> □ Anonymous## Mod## 08/02/26(Tue)1702 No 2279827 98 >> □ Anonymous "* Mod w 08/02/26(Tue) 17:16 No. 2280026 >> □ Anonymous d* ldo d # 08/02/26(Tue) 17:02 No. 2279830 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 08/02/26(Tue) 17:16 No. 2280029 >> □ Anonymous Moda*08/02/26(Tue)1702 No. 2279831 >> □ Anonymous ## Mod ## 0802/26Tve) 17:17 No. 2230039 >> □ Anonymous## Modd#08/0or6(Tue)1703 No 2279832 >> □ Anam mouse* Mode* 08/02/26(Tue)1703 No. 2279833 TI just go ahead and unlock this now so you may all scream DO IT FGTI in urison, and thank me for >> □ Anonymous # Mod 08/02/26(Tue)1703 No. 2279837 MODS-GODS >> □ Anonymous## Mod## 08/02/26(Tue)1703 No 2279844 » □ Anonymous d* Mod * 08/02/26(Tue) 1704 No. 2279846 >> □ Half way there. 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Anonymous 124/1)09.12.0 No.364507988 I have the most epic story to tell you ibl. Last night my roommete was approachd bu a women of one of thous dating sites. She was rather annoying and would constantly email and call him and what nct. Well me heing a troll got a hright idca So i studied har prfile Has 2 kids dvacad all that We wara gning to troll her bad Well turns out I run into har at our Incal sr Sn i deiced to let tha troling commencs I get on the hom to my buddy and tell him to grab the black bag in my closet and get our neighbor to help. More on that. So they are on their way. I come in contact with sad female. And greet her by full name. She looks surprised and wrfish. tel her "Mom i dont have much time but im your son from the futurs 2034. She doesnt believe me Cont Anonymous 11/24/11Thu)09:15:58 No. 364508277 364507988 Cont Well ater saying a few facts. Like her kids names. Her parents name her address at the time and more stur gahered on the interne:. She trusts me. I say can we go outside real quick I need to smoke a c-- as the nicatine calms the nenes ater time travel Well after aew quastions about how the future is like Itell her that my roommate the one shes talking to is the next adalf hitler But ha succeeds in his plans and destroys whats let of the world. But before I can get to far into revealing the future my roomie shows up in his van and black bags me V for vendetta style and pull me in. Im screaming Run mom run! She does and ws f------ laugh all the way homa. Needess to say sha hasnt triad calling my roommate again
Anonymous 124/1)09.12.0 No.364507988 I have the most epic story to tell you ibl. Last night my roommete was approachd bu a women of one of thous dating sites. She was rather annoying and would constantly email and call him and what nct. Well me heing a troll got a hright idca So i studied har prfile Has 2 kids dvacad all that We wara gning to troll her bad Well turns out I run into har at our Incal sr Sn i deiced to let tha troling commencs I get on the hom to my buddy and tell him to grab the black bag in my closet and get our neighbor to help. More on that. So they are on their way. I come in contact with sad female. And greet her by full name. She looks surprised and wrfish. tel her "Mom i dont have much time but im your son from the futurs 2034. She doesnt believe me Cont Anonymous 11/24/11Thu)09:15:58 No. 364508277 364507988 Cont Well ater saying a few facts. Like her kids names. Her parents name her address at the time and more stur gahered on the interne:. She trusts me. I say can we go outside real quick I need to smoke a c-- as the nicatine calms the nenes ater time travel Well after aew quastions about how the future is like Itell her that my roommate the one shes talking to is the next adalf hitler But ha succeeds in his plans and destroys whats let of the world. But before I can get to far into revealing the future my roomie shows up in his van and black bags me V for vendetta style and pull me in. Im screaming Run mom run! She does and ws f------ laugh all the way homa. Needess to say sha hasnt triad calling my roommate again

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□ Anonymous 10/14/11 (Fri)04:02 No.8146040 File 1318579337 ipg-(43 KB, 294x266, 1317199846475.jpg) >9th grade >Get first boyfriend >He wants me to meet his friends >okay.jpg >Halfway to his friends house he tells me, "I dunno if I should have brought you. We usually don't allow girls to hang out with us." >wat >Meet his friends, they're playing games and everyone seems normal and okay Gameplay gets rowdy >Suddenly dude who won takes out his erect d--- and tries to shove it into the loser dude's mouth >wat >10 minutes later, dickfight >Winning dude is poking other dudes in the back of their pants with his bare c--- >Quiet dude is kind of secretly stroking his >Other dudes are either slapping their cocks on someone else or slapping someone else's c--- >Ask boyfriend if this is normal lt is >wat >Apparently, they were being calmer than usual because I was there >mfw Anonymous 10/14/11 (Fri)04:05 No.8146064 File 1318579504 KB, 420x418, 1317896013402.jpg)
□ Anonymous 10/14/11 (Fri)04:02 No.8146040 File 1318579337 ipg-(43 KB, 294x266, 1317199846475.jpg) >9th grade >Get first boyfriend >He wants me to meet his friends >okay.jpg >Halfway to his friends house he tells me, "I dunno if I should have brought you. We usually don't allow girls to hang out with us." >wat >Meet his friends, they're playing games and everyone seems normal and okay Gameplay gets rowdy >Suddenly dude who won takes out his erect d--- and tries to shove it into the loser dude's mouth >wat >10 minutes later, dickfight >Winning dude is poking other dudes in the back of their pants with his bare c--- >Quiet dude is kind of secretly stroking his >Other dudes are either slapping their cocks on someone else or slapping someone else's c--- >Ask boyfriend if this is normal lt is >wat >Apparently, they were being calmer than usual because I was there >mfw Anonymous 10/14/11 (Fri)04:05 No.8146064 File 1318579504 KB, 420x418, 1317896013402.jpg)

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ile 1289007277 png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) Anonymous 11/05/10 (Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 Girl ive been crushing on for years Shorter than me, adorable in every way We have sex regularly Be together for many years * Trust her unconditionally * One day, she sits me down for a talk Has a sad look on her face She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive Weve had sex at least 4 times after She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage Punch her in the face as hard as I can * She falls down Still p----- off, cant even see straight * Keep punching her as hard as l can * Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch * Keep punching * Leave, her parents come home after Fast forward a few weeks She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere *She told her parents a robber came in and did this * She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad Suddenly feel terrible inside Go to apologize three weeks later Ask her sister where she is * Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma * Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late * Get to her room * Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur □ Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No.285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you
ile 1289007277 png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) Anonymous 11/05/10 (Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 Girl ive been crushing on for years Shorter than me, adorable in every way We have sex regularly Be together for many years * Trust her unconditionally * One day, she sits me down for a talk Has a sad look on her face She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive Weve had sex at least 4 times after She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage Punch her in the face as hard as I can * She falls down Still p----- off, cant even see straight * Keep punching her as hard as l can * Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch * Keep punching * Leave, her parents come home after Fast forward a few weeks She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere *She told her parents a robber came in and did this * She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad Suddenly feel terrible inside Go to apologize three weeks later Ask her sister where she is * Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma * Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late * Get to her room * Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur □ Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No.285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you

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Discus As fic Economic -, atig >> □ 01/09/07(Tue)13:43:55 No.18743290 File :1168368235.ipg-(124 KB, 397x459, 11680279 No I am. IM IN CHARGE OF MALAYSIA IM ARG MALA □ 01/09/07(Tue)13:44:32 No.18743327 ..Oh wow □ 01/09/07(Tue)13:44:50 No.18743337 >>18743290 HahahAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH EPIC WIN Some Only Experience it Once in a Lifetime
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File 1290598956435.ipg-(377 KB, 2257x534, this2.jpg) Preathe Weed A Purfnal Abbeel Fwum Mickymebia Fowndow Dimmy Waywes. OE! I'll just leave this here Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:42:3 No.289614029 "Mah nabe ith Dimmy. I neeb yow monneh fow Bickabebia" Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:43:5 No.289614171 File 1290599035621ipg-(167 KB, 588x534, dimmy.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:45:0 No.289614274 File 1290599106830.jpg-(87 KB, 400x340, hurr.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:46:1 No.289614370 File :1290599171172 2.jpg-(61 KB, 328x252, durr.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:47:1 No.289614485 File 1290599235983.ipg-(30 KB, 284x112, nurr.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:49:2 No.289614736 File 1290599369676.jpg-(168 KB, 601x534, kurr.jpg) Nobodeh gonna gib Dimmy no monneh. Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:51:3 No.289614959 File 1290599491303.ipg-(167 KB, 601x534, lurr.jpg) Dimmy gib you kizzes fow yow moneh? Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:58:2 No.289615663 File 1290599902503.ipg-(168 KB, 601x534, furr.jpg) Yow dun be mean tow Dimmy. I knead monneh fow Pickamebia. Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:03:3 No.289616200 File 1290600213810.ipg-(171 KB, 601x534, dim.jpg) NOBOBBEH GIB DIMINIY NO MONEH. FINE. DMΔ1Y GONA HOWD HIS BRELF TIL SUMBUDDEH GIB ME MONEH Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:04:4 No.289616313 File :1290600285 -(219 KB, 601x534, dimm.jpg) mrrf. Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:06:5 No.289616546 File 12906004107 43 jpg-(261 KB, 601x534, dimmm.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:10:1 No.289616930 File 1290600616646.jpg-(129 KB, 601x534, dimmmurr.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:15:0 No.289617455 File 1290600904745.ipg-(220 KB, 601x534, rurr.jpg)
File 1290598956435.ipg-(377 KB, 2257x534, this2.jpg) Preathe Weed A Purfnal Abbeel Fwum Mickymebia Fowndow Dimmy Waywes. OE! I'll just leave this here Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:42:3 No.289614029 "Mah nabe ith Dimmy. I neeb yow monneh fow Bickabebia" Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:43:5 No.289614171 File 1290599035621ipg-(167 KB, 588x534, dimmy.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:45:0 No.289614274 File 1290599106830.jpg-(87 KB, 400x340, hurr.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:46:1 No.289614370 File :1290599171172 2.jpg-(61 KB, 328x252, durr.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:47:1 No.289614485 File 1290599235983.ipg-(30 KB, 284x112, nurr.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:49:2 No.289614736 File 1290599369676.jpg-(168 KB, 601x534, kurr.jpg) Nobodeh gonna gib Dimmy no monneh. Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:51:3 No.289614959 File 1290599491303.ipg-(167 KB, 601x534, lurr.jpg) Dimmy gib you kizzes fow yow moneh? Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)06:58:2 No.289615663 File 1290599902503.ipg-(168 KB, 601x534, furr.jpg) Yow dun be mean tow Dimmy. I knead monneh fow Pickamebia. Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:03:3 No.289616200 File 1290600213810.ipg-(171 KB, 601x534, dim.jpg) NOBOBBEH GIB DIMINIY NO MONEH. FINE. DMΔ1Y GONA HOWD HIS BRELF TIL SUMBUDDEH GIB ME MONEH Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:04:4 No.289616313 File :1290600285 -(219 KB, 601x534, dimm.jpg) mrrf. Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:06:5 No.289616546 File 12906004107 43 jpg-(261 KB, 601x534, dimmm.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:10:1 No.289616930 File 1290600616646.jpg-(129 KB, 601x534, dimmmurr.jpg) Anonymous 11/24/10(Wed)07:15:0 No.289617455 File 1290600904745.ipg-(220 KB, 601x534, rurr.jpg)

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>> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:17 No.13457437 All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Gol" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience >> 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:28 No.13457445 0.Occupied. 1.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one 2 Poo on seat 3 Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat 4 No tolet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Shltter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Shltter was blathering to Mrs. Shltter about the shltty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too poite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:39 No.13457447 Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude - a cross between the sound of someone ipping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavly modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent)1) The next-door conversation had ceased, (2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come; and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened The foul miasma quickly made its way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:53 No.13457455 Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??" Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted slightly off the pot. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force. Later in surveying the damage, Id see that liquid poop had actually managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now, all I could do was hang on for the ride Next door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my a--- symphony: "Gotta go... homble. throw in my mouth.. not... make it.. . tell the kids... love them... oh God. followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet. There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision him standing there, wondering what to do. A final a--- announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrownm open I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:54:07 No.13457460 After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth As I left, I glanced into the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supematural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'l be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in thebathroom
>> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:17 No.13457437 All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancee. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way backto the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Gol" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience >> 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:28 No.13457445 0.Occupied. 1.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one 2 Poo on seat 3 Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat 4 No tolet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Shltter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Shltter was blathering to Mrs. Shltter about the shltty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too poite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:39 No.13457447 Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude - a cross between the sound of someone ipping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavly modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent)1) The next-door conversation had ceased, (2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come; and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened The foul miasma quickly made its way underthe stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:53:53 No.13457455 Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??" Now there was no stopping me. I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted slightly off the pot. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force. Later in surveying the damage, Id see that liquid poop had actually managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side on to the floor. But for now, all I could do was hang on for the ride Next door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my a--- symphony: "Gotta go... homble. throw in my mouth.. not... make it.. . tell the kids... love them... oh God. followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet. There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision him standing there, wondering what to do. A final a--- announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrownm open I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. >> □ 09/27/06(Wed)06:54:07 No.13457460 After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth As I left, I glanced into the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supematural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'l be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in thebathroom

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File 1203037987 gif-(46 KB, 563x700, Plato_1 _lg.gif) □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:13:07 No.54163373 Alright f------, listen up. I'm only gonna tell this to you once, so you better f------ listen, otherwise I'm gonna move to some other city-state and teach there. So there's this cave, right? AM I F------ GETTING TO YOU ARISTOTLE? THAT'S RIGHT SIT THE F--- DOWN AND LET ME FINISH MY METAPHOR. Right. So there's this cave inside which people are tied and made to sit down with their backs to the opening. Now, above these people is a platform with a fire on it. There we have some f------ puppeteers with some f------ puppets. CONVINCING F------ PUPPETS. Now, they put the dows on the wall using the fire, and you poor f------ f------ have no idea, because you can't even turn around. Life has been pretty much like this since you came out of your mother's rancid snatch, so you're convinced that the shadows on the walls are real. Well, are they real? NO, F------! THEYRE NOT! THE F------ PUPPETS BEHIND YOU ARENT EVEN REAL. That's right, so here you are jerking yourself off to f------ shadows of puppets, and you don't even have any idea that you're f------ squeezing one off to a shadow of something that isn't even real, made by a fire that isn't even real as well. If only you poor m------------ could see the sun, then you'd realize just how f------ real s--- is about to get. Yeah, that's right, the truth is out there, the form of truth to be specific. AND ITS NOT EVEN CROSSING YOUR DIMWITTED F------ BRAINS THAT YOU DONT HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN F--- TO REALIZE IT! >> □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:14:00 No.54163489 File 1203038040 ipg-(89 KB, 895x955, aristotle-homer.jpg) Whoa daddio, lets just calm the f--- down for just a second. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE FORM OF ALL FORMS WAS? THATS RIGHT N----- while you've been off c------ on the butt-cheeks of these Athenian dweebs, I've seen the real truth. SOBRIQUET SOCRATES? GIMME A F------ BREAK. THATS RIGHT F-------. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE FORM OF THE FORMS OF ALL FORMS WAS N----- P------------ PLATO? YOU PROBABLY EVEN KNOW YOU WERE WRONG, F-----. I CALL THIS MY THIRD MAN ARGUMENT. THat's right f-----, you're speechless right now because I've just f------ RUINED YOUR SORRY HEMLOCK-DRINKING ASS. GET THE F--- OUT □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:14:54 No.54163582 File 1203038094.ipg-(24 KB, 201x244, descartes.jpg) ALRIGHT F------, YOU TWO BOTH DONT KNOW S---. HOW COME? BECAUSE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOU YOURSELF EXIST? HUH F------? NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? WELL LET ME SIT YOU THE F--- DOWN AND TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT THE WINTER OF 1638. YOU F------ MAY BE DEAD BUT I KNOW YOURE LISTENING. YEAH SIT THE F--- DOWN AND LET ME SPIN YOU SOME YARN. Yo DONT EVEN KNOW THAT YOU YOURSELF EXIST, HOW CAN YOU EVEN START THINKING ABOUT THE TRUTH, F-----? N-----, IM THE BEST, ALWAYS WILL BE. NO ONE HAS F------ S--- ON MY MIND-BODY DUALISM F--- OFF. N-----. □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:16:12 No.54163765 File 1203038172.ipg-(34 KB, 500x606, david-hume.jpg) Alright you French sack of s---. I was just f------ around with math for a while but your useless faggotry really f------ p----- me off Ever thought about how you'd count other minds, huh f-----? And if your mind is prior to your body, and your body doesn't exist, how do you know you're even in your own body, frog? I was f------ your french w---- of a mother with my huge uncircumcised English c--- when I thought of this. How about that, you f-----? Oh and yeah? I knew all you greasy greek and french f------ loved your laws of causal necessity, so I'm just gonna go ahead a f------ toss that out the window too while I'm at it. F--- YEAH MOTHER F------ >> □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:17:22 No.54163909 File 1203038242 ipg-(318 KB, 686x851, kant.jpg) F-----. GET THE F--- OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR TABULA RASA EMPIRICIST B-------. I KNOW YOUR F------ SCORE. F------ BRITISH F-------. YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE ALL HOT WITH YOUR SKEPTICISM, BUT WHILE YOUR BACK WAS TURNED I F------ CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT OF THE TRANSCENDENTAL SELF. WHY DONT YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU F------ LOSER? YEAH GET THE F--- OUT OF HERE
File 1203037987 gif-(46 KB, 563x700, Plato_1 _lg.gif) □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:13:07 No.54163373 Alright f------, listen up. I'm only gonna tell this to you once, so you better f------ listen, otherwise I'm gonna move to some other city-state and teach there. So there's this cave, right? AM I F------ GETTING TO YOU ARISTOTLE? THAT'S RIGHT SIT THE F--- DOWN AND LET ME FINISH MY METAPHOR. Right. So there's this cave inside which people are tied and made to sit down with their backs to the opening. Now, above these people is a platform with a fire on it. There we have some f------ puppeteers with some f------ puppets. CONVINCING F------ PUPPETS. Now, they put the dows on the wall using the fire, and you poor f------ f------ have no idea, because you can't even turn around. Life has been pretty much like this since you came out of your mother's rancid snatch, so you're convinced that the shadows on the walls are real. Well, are they real? NO, F------! THEYRE NOT! THE F------ PUPPETS BEHIND YOU ARENT EVEN REAL. That's right, so here you are jerking yourself off to f------ shadows of puppets, and you don't even have any idea that you're f------ squeezing one off to a shadow of something that isn't even real, made by a fire that isn't even real as well. If only you poor m------------ could see the sun, then you'd realize just how f------ real s--- is about to get. Yeah, that's right, the truth is out there, the form of truth to be specific. AND ITS NOT EVEN CROSSING YOUR DIMWITTED F------ BRAINS THAT YOU DONT HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN F--- TO REALIZE IT! >> □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:14:00 No.54163489 File 1203038040 ipg-(89 KB, 895x955, aristotle-homer.jpg) Whoa daddio, lets just calm the f--- down for just a second. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE FORM OF ALL FORMS WAS? THATS RIGHT N----- while you've been off c------ on the butt-cheeks of these Athenian dweebs, I've seen the real truth. SOBRIQUET SOCRATES? GIMME A F------ BREAK. THATS RIGHT F-------. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE FORM OF THE FORMS OF ALL FORMS WAS N----- P------------ PLATO? YOU PROBABLY EVEN KNOW YOU WERE WRONG, F-----. I CALL THIS MY THIRD MAN ARGUMENT. THat's right f-----, you're speechless right now because I've just f------ RUINED YOUR SORRY HEMLOCK-DRINKING ASS. GET THE F--- OUT □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:14:54 No.54163582 File 1203038094.ipg-(24 KB, 201x244, descartes.jpg) ALRIGHT F------, YOU TWO BOTH DONT KNOW S---. HOW COME? BECAUSE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOU YOURSELF EXIST? HUH F------? NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? WELL LET ME SIT YOU THE F--- DOWN AND TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT THE WINTER OF 1638. YOU F------ MAY BE DEAD BUT I KNOW YOURE LISTENING. YEAH SIT THE F--- DOWN AND LET ME SPIN YOU SOME YARN. Yo DONT EVEN KNOW THAT YOU YOURSELF EXIST, HOW CAN YOU EVEN START THINKING ABOUT THE TRUTH, F-----? N-----, IM THE BEST, ALWAYS WILL BE. NO ONE HAS F------ S--- ON MY MIND-BODY DUALISM F--- OFF. N-----. □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:16:12 No.54163765 File 1203038172.ipg-(34 KB, 500x606, david-hume.jpg) Alright you French sack of s---. I was just f------ around with math for a while but your useless faggotry really f------ p----- me off Ever thought about how you'd count other minds, huh f-----? And if your mind is prior to your body, and your body doesn't exist, how do you know you're even in your own body, frog? I was f------ your french w---- of a mother with my huge uncircumcised English c--- when I thought of this. How about that, you f-----? Oh and yeah? I knew all you greasy greek and french f------ loved your laws of causal necessity, so I'm just gonna go ahead a f------ toss that out the window too while I'm at it. F--- YEAH MOTHER F------ >> □ 02/14/08(Thu)20:17:22 No.54163909 File 1203038242 ipg-(318 KB, 686x851, kant.jpg) F-----. GET THE F--- OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR TABULA RASA EMPIRICIST B-------. I KNOW YOUR F------ SCORE. F------ BRITISH F-------. YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE ALL HOT WITH YOUR SKEPTICISM, BUT WHILE YOUR BACK WAS TURNED I F------ CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT OF THE TRANSCENDENTAL SELF. WHY DONT YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU F------ LOSER? YEAH GET THE F--- OUT OF HERE

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