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68 of 102 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Not happy, September 19, 2014 By Rick2424 - See all my reviews This review is from: Apple iPhone 6 Plus 128gb Gold - Unlocked (Wireless Phone Accessory) paid the crazy asking price for the phone not sure what to expect. 2 days later siri jumps out a ups truck shows up at my door wearing lingerie and my new phone between her boobs. She said "you called sugar" in her robot voice. I said no not really i just want my phone. Then she pulls out a bag of weed so i was like okay whatever and i let her in. So she opens up this app that rolls blunts and we started to smoke and al is good but few hours later I wake up and notice my wallet and jewlery missing, siri is nowhere to be found and she zip tied me to the bed. Luckily my she left my new phone by me so i was able to call for help. But overall bad customer service would not buy again Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes GNO comment (1)

68 of 102 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Not happy, September 19, 2014 By Rick2424 - See all my reviews This review is from: Apple iPhone 6 Plus 128gb Gold - Unlocked (Wireless Phone Accessory) paid the crazy asking price for the phone not sure what to expect. 2 days later siri jumps out a ups truck shows up at my door wearing lingerie and my new phone between her boobs. She said "you called sugar" in her robot voice. I said no not really i just want my phone. Then she pulls out a bag of weed so i was like okay whatever and i let her in. So she opens up this app that rolls blunts and we started to smoke and al is good but few hours later I wake up and notice my wallet and jewlery missing, siri is nowhere to be found and she zip tied me to the bed. Luckily my she left my new phone by me so i was able to call for help. But overall bad customer service would not buy again Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes GNO comment (1)

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Customer Review Review Details 32,620 of 33,083 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012 By Christine E. Torok Amazon Verified Purchase (What's this?) This review is from: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag (Grocery) Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! Item aribo Gummy Can arless Gummy Be ars 5 star 4 star 3 star 2 star 1 star (261) (49) (61) First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper. (197) BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me Used & New from: $59.95 Add to Wish List Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors 2 used & new available from $59.95 But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible Reviewer ristin AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS Location: Pennsylvania I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005 Top Reviewer Ranking: 72,619 I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abusePermalink

Customer Review Review Details 32,620 of 33,083 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012 By Christine E. Torok Amazon Verified Purchase (What's this?) This review is from: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag (Grocery) Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! Item aribo Gummy Can arless Gummy Be ars 5 star 4 star 3 star 2 star 1 star (261) (49) (61) First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper. (197) BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me Used & New from: $59.95 Add to Wish List Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors 2 used & new available from $59.95 But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible Reviewer ristin AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS Location: Pennsylvania I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005 Top Reviewer Ranking: 72,619 I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abusePermalink

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1,769 of 1,797 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ works Great!, November 13, 2012 By LooseSeal See all my reviews Amazon Verified Purchase (What's this?) This review is from: Nexus Silent Wired Mouse SM-8500 (Electronics) My girlfriend and I were on the verge of breaking up because I would keep her awake at night with my constant mouse clicking. NOT ANYMORE! Consider this relationship saved. This mouse is so silent she will sometimes forget I'm even home and invite her lover over. He's a pretty cool guy Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink was this review helpful to you? Yes | Comments (12)

1,769 of 1,797 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ works Great!, November 13, 2012 By LooseSeal See all my reviews Amazon Verified Purchase (What's this?) This review is from: Nexus Silent Wired Mouse SM-8500 (Electronics) My girlfriend and I were on the verge of breaking up because I would keep her awake at night with my constant mouse clicking. NOT ANYMORE! Consider this relationship saved. This mouse is so silent she will sometimes forget I'm even home and invite her lover over. He's a pretty cool guy Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink was this review helpful to you? Yes | Comments (12)

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Live Chat with Amazon com Page 1 of End Chat Chat You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com Me: Price matching Amazon: Hi Dwight. Just as a quick reminder, Amazon does not price match with other sellers I'll be glad to help you with any other inquiry. Me: Wait, I am speaking to the actual Amazon? Amazon: My name isFor some reason the name tag is displayed as Amazon. Me: Damn, I thought I had reach a new level of customer service Amazon: Someday maybe I will reach that level of greatness and become the Amazon, but that's not today. Me: I wish you well on your journey young Amazonite Amazon: Thanks, I will fight hard in that journey to achieve power, riches and god-like Amazon state. Could I help you with anything else Dwight? Me: Maybe you will one day control the fleet of Amazon Drones. Just imagine Amazon: That would be awesome! I'll ride the Amazon Prime Air fleet across land and sea, and will conquer the wor... I mean, yeah, that would be nice. Me: Like George Constanza, I'm going to end this convo on its high note. I don't even remember what I needed help with. Thank you Amazon Amazon: You're welcome Dwight. Leave now in peace. oc Uber Humor I'm afraid just blue myself

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Rob DenBleyker December 2 The day Amazon Prime Air launches I'm going to order 50 dildos and play Flight of the Valkyries from a loudspeaker. Like Comment Share 1,317 11,841 people like this. Top Comments ▼ Write a comment... Well, now everyone will see them coming. 357 December 2 at 2:15pm via mobile Like Reply

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful ☆,r☆☆☆ Alabaster perfection!, January 4, 2013 By Jim Jagielski See all my reviews This review is from: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (Misc.) Some may call this product simply "milk", but that is a woeful and shameful label to place upon this intoxicating beverage. This elixer must have been gently drawn from the teat of an angel by trained unicorns. I actually poured some on my Rice Krispies and instead of hearing "Snap", "Crackle" and "Pop" I was instead treated to a vocal arrangement of Handel's Messiah. Yes, you only get a gallon's worth for your $45, but a little goes a long way. You will find that a simple 1 fl oz portion is enough to sooth the soul and mend broken bones. Some people also carry a thimble-full to ward off demons and angry trolls. But a word of warning: ensure that the container is placed in its own refrigerator. It does not tolerate the presence of lesser liquids well, and has been know to banish them to Helheim

10 of 10 people found the following review helpful ☆,r☆☆☆ Alabaster perfection!, January 4, 2013 By Jim Jagielski See all my reviews This review is from: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (Misc.) Some may call this product simply "milk", but that is a woeful and shameful label to place upon this intoxicating beverage. This elixer must have been gently drawn from the teat of an angel by trained unicorns. I actually poured some on my Rice Krispies and instead of hearing "Snap", "Crackle" and "Pop" I was instead treated to a vocal arrangement of Handel's Messiah. Yes, you only get a gallon's worth for your $45, but a little goes a long way. You will find that a simple 1 fl oz portion is enough to sooth the soul and mend broken bones. Some people also carry a thimble-full to ward off demons and angry trolls. But a word of warning: ensure that the container is placed in its own refrigerator. It does not tolerate the presence of lesser liquids well, and has been know to banish them to Helheim

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31 of 34 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Unwanted hair? No more!, September 23, 2012 By J. A. KONRATH "Thriller Author" (Chicago, IL USA) See all my reviews VINE VOICE REAL NAHE This review is from: Uranium Ore My wife's legs are unusually hairy. So much so that if she goes a week without shaving, it looks like she's wearing pants. Pants made out of hair Since I heard that radiation leads to halir loss, I bought this for her to rub on her legs so she wouldn't have to shave all the time. It worked. The hair fell off her legs. Then her legs fell off. I think we used too much. So we're going to dilute it with some Tuscan Whole Milk before trying it on her mustache and unibrow. Also can be used to stop shedding in pets, permanently. Though petting a hairless dog feels, well, obscene.

31 of 34 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Unwanted hair? No more!, September 23, 2012 By J. A. KONRATH "Thriller Author" (Chicago, IL USA) See all my reviews VINE VOICE REAL NAHE This review is from: Uranium Ore My wife's legs are unusually hairy. So much so that if she goes a week without shaving, it looks like she's wearing pants. Pants made out of hair Since I heard that radiation leads to halir loss, I bought this for her to rub on her legs so she wouldn't have to shave all the time. It worked. The hair fell off her legs. Then her legs fell off. I think we used too much. So we're going to dilute it with some Tuscan Whole Milk before trying it on her mustache and unibrow. Also can be used to stop shedding in pets, permanently. Though petting a hairless dog feels, well, obscene.

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52 of 89 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ works well for High Traffic Areas., August 6, 2013 By Kyle This review is from: Willie Gillis: Package from Home by Norman Rockwel Installed one of these on top of my urinal, and besides the creepy looks on their faces when I pee, its been worth the purchase. I give it 4 stars. Minus one star for looking old Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? | Yes | No Report abuse Permalink

52 of 89 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ works well for High Traffic Areas., August 6, 2013 By Kyle This review is from: Willie Gillis: Package from Home by Norman Rockwel Installed one of these on top of my urinal, and besides the creepy looks on their faces when I pee, its been worth the purchase. I give it 4 stars. Minus one star for looking old Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? | Yes | No Report abuse Permalink

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