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peterfahy 2.2k points · 3 days ago I once asked for "an elf to keep as a slave"

peterfahy 2.2k points · 3 days ago I once asked for "an elf to keep as a slave"

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mall santas #9

vo0g 31.4k points · 3 days ago Reindeer eggs so he could start his own franchise.

vo0g 31.4k points · 3 days ago Reindeer eggs so he could start his own franchise.

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mall santas #8

Navy-H 5.3k points · 3 days ago Not a mall Santa but once my sister asked Santa if she could have a horses head and an ice cream cone. She explained that she was gonna paint the ice cream cone the colour of the horse, stick it on, mount the horses head to the wall and tell her friends she killed a unicorn. She doesn't remember.

Navy-H 5.3k points · 3 days ago Not a mall Santa but once my sister asked Santa if she could have a horses head and an ice cream cone. She explained that she was gonna paint the ice cream cone the colour of the horse, stick it on, mount the horses head to the wall and tell her friends she killed a unicorn. She doesn't remember.

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mall santas #7

FrostySausage 5.2k points · 2 days ago I once asked for bread with no crust. Come Christmas Day, I actually got an entire loaf of bread with no crust.

FrostySausage 5.2k points · 2 days ago I once asked for bread with no crust. Come Christmas Day, I actually got an entire loaf of bread with no crust.

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mall santas #6

rothmaniac 1.9k points · 2 days ago Not the weirdest, but my favorite thing I have heard a kid ask for. At my daughters preschool, there was a Santa. Kids were asking for the usual things, like toys and unicorns. One little girl goes up. You can tell she is thinking really hard. She asks for 2 rolls of tape. Dream big kid!

rothmaniac 1.9k points · 2 days ago Not the weirdest, but my favorite thing I have heard a kid ask for. At my daughters preschool, there was a Santa. Kids were asking for the usual things, like toys and unicorns. One little girl goes up. You can tell she is thinking really hard. She asks for 2 rolls of tape. Dream big kid!

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mall santas #5

The_Calico_Jack 22.5k points · 2 days ago O Awards from Chief_Steward My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now.

The_Calico_Jack 22.5k points · 2 days ago O Awards from Chief_Steward My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now.

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blue4t 16.3k points · 3 days ago I know the weirdest thing I asked for was a pen that could write like a pen, pencil, marker, and crayon. I'd never seen one but was sure Santa could make it.

blue4t 16.3k points · 3 days ago I know the weirdest thing I asked for was a pen that could write like a pen, pencil, marker, and crayon. I'd never seen one but was sure Santa could make it.

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AllLinesDown 3.7k points · 3 days ago I once asked Santa for my parents to get a divorce.

AllLinesDown 3.7k points · 3 days ago I once asked Santa for my parents to get a divorce.

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mall santas #2

Simulated_Narwhal 32.5k points · 3 days ago 3 5 After waiting two hours in line my daughter asked Santa for a hot dog.

Simulated_Narwhal 32.5k points · 3 days ago 3 5 After waiting two hours in line my daughter asked Santa for a hot dog.

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Eye_Doc_Photog 637 points · 2 days ago When I was 5 years old (49 years ago) I asked a Santa in JC Penny's at the time for a real lawn mower, the kind that my dad uses. They had me hold a microphone up to my mouth. My answer (along with every other kid I presume) was broadcast throughout the whole store. I can still hear the laughter from the adults.

Eye_Doc_Photog 637 points · 2 days ago When I was 5 years old (49 years ago) I asked a Santa in JC Penny's at the time for a real lawn mower, the kind that my dad uses. They had me hold a microphone up to my mouth. My answer (along with every other kid I presume) was broadcast throughout the whole store. I can still hear the laughter from the adults.

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WTF Gifts-anti abortion DVD

Frontdeskwarrior 23 points · 2 days ago DVD about why abortion was bad. Apparently it has something to do with the Holocaust...it was for Christmas. I'd also like to add that I'm a guy and was single at the time.

Frontdeskwarrior 23 points · 2 days ago DVD about why abortion was bad. Apparently it has something to do with the Holocaust...it was for Christmas. I'd also like to add that I'm a guy and was single at the time.

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WTF Gifts-Hydrogen Peroxide

smyttiej 88 points · 2 days ago Last year at work for secret santa my coworker got me a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a $25 gift card to the same place we worked.

smyttiej 88 points · 2 days ago Last year at work for secret santa my coworker got me a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a $25 gift card to the same place we worked.

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WTF Gifts-hamburger helper

BallisticMarsupial 100 points · 2 days ago A box of Hamburger Helper.

BallisticMarsupial 100 points · 2 days ago A box of Hamburger Helper.

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WTF Gifts-rich aunts

Snoodlesboo 237 points · 2 days ago My rich and irritating aunt once gifted my then-4-year-old a 4 pack of 'pretty toilet paper' for her birthday. That was the whole gift. This past Easter she gifted my 2 year old with a plastic cup, since the last time she was at a family gathering she noticed my child playing with one. A plastic. Cup.

Snoodlesboo 237 points · 2 days ago My rich and irritating aunt once gifted my then-4-year-old a 4 pack of 'pretty toilet paper' for her birthday. That was the whole gift. This past Easter she gifted my 2 year old with a plastic cup, since the last time she was at a family gathering she noticed my child playing with one. A plastic. Cup.

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WTF Gifts-pistachios

allPanic_noDisco87 133 points ·1 day ago I once ate a pistachio around my grandparents and they asked me if I liked pistachios. I said yeah they're pretty good. They then bought be a 3lb bag of pistachios for the next 5 years at Christmas.

allPanic_noDisco87 133 points ·1 day ago I once ate a pistachio around my grandparents and they asked me if I liked pistachios. I said yeah they're pretty good. They then bought be a 3lb bag of pistachios for the next 5 years at Christmas.

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WTF Gifts-can of olives

PostItFrustrations 1.0k points · 2 days ago My mom got me a can of olives for Christmas when I was 7. Oh. Also my ex gave me dead crickets. And a bag of mint flavored condoms. I hate mint.

PostItFrustrations 1.0k points · 2 days ago My mom got me a can of olives for Christmas when I was 7. Oh. Also my ex gave me dead crickets. And a bag of mint flavored condoms. I hate mint.

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WTF Gifts-eeyore shirt

forksgoontheleft 392 points · 2 days ago A purple Eyore t-shirt that was 4 sizes too big. Even had the clearance sticker still on the tag.

forksgoontheleft 392 points · 2 days ago A purple Eyore t-shirt that was 4 sizes too big. Even had the clearance sticker still on the tag.

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WTF Gifts-Nicolas Cage Sports Illustrated

Big_Daddy_George 900 points · 2 days ago A copy of sports illustrated swimsuit edition with all of the women's faces replaced with Nicolas Cage's face. At a secret santa.

Big_Daddy_George 900 points · 2 days ago A copy of sports illustrated swimsuit edition with all of the women's faces replaced with Nicolas Cage's face. At a secret santa.

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WTF Gifts- Shakespearian band-aids

totalroach 5.6k points · 2 days ago A box of Band-Aids with shakesperian insults printed on them.

totalroach 5.6k points · 2 days ago A box of Band-Aids with shakesperian insults printed on them.

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WTF Gifts-books from mom

GlassApricot9 22.4k points · 2 days ago A book called"This is Why You're Single." Thanks Mom.

GlassApricot9 22.4k points · 2 days ago A book called"This is Why You're Single." Thanks Mom.

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