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Voyiox 384 points · 3 days ago I saw one ask for Santa's corpse while I was at the mall
Voyiox 384 points · 3 days ago I saw one ask for Santa's corpse while I was at the mall

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FireburnsChildren 163 points · 2 days ago Some kid asked me to make a kid with his mom so he would become related to Santa lol
FireburnsChildren 163 points · 2 days ago Some kid asked me to make a kid with his mom so he would become related to Santa lol

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mall santas #11 cheeseburger

Suckan-elf 1.2k points · 3 days ago Not technically a "mall" Santa but, My neighbour was a Santa for a community brunch years ago and a little girl asked for a cheeseburger. Not that odd on it's own I suppose but, an odd request for the holiday and from such an important and magically being.
Suckan-elf 1.2k points · 3 days ago Not technically a "mall" Santa but, My neighbour was a Santa for a community brunch years ago and a little girl asked for a cheeseburger. Not that odd on it's own I suppose but, an odd request for the holiday and from such an important and magically being.

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peterfahy 2.2k points · 3 days ago I once asked for "an elf to keep as a slave"
peterfahy 2.2k points · 3 days ago I once asked for "an elf to keep as a slave"

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vo0g 31.4k points · 3 days ago Reindeer eggs so he could start his own franchise.
vo0g 31.4k points · 3 days ago Reindeer eggs so he could start his own franchise.

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Navy-H 5.3k points · 3 days ago Not a mall Santa but once my sister asked Santa if she could have a horses head and an ice cream cone. She explained that she was gonna paint the ice cream cone the colour of the horse, stick it on, mount the horses head to the wall and tell her friends she killed a unicorn. She doesn't remember.
Navy-H 5.3k points · 3 days ago Not a mall Santa but once my sister asked Santa if she could have a horses head and an ice cream cone. She explained that she was gonna paint the ice cream cone the colour of the horse, stick it on, mount the horses head to the wall and tell her friends she killed a unicorn. She doesn't remember.

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FrostySausage 5.2k points · 2 days ago I once asked for bread with no crust. Come Christmas Day, I actually got an entire loaf of bread with no crust.
FrostySausage 5.2k points · 2 days ago I once asked for bread with no crust. Come Christmas Day, I actually got an entire loaf of bread with no crust.

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rothmaniac 1.9k points · 2 days ago Not the weirdest, but my favorite thing I have heard a kid ask for. At my daughters preschool, there was a Santa. Kids were asking for the usual things, like toys and unicorns. One little girl goes up. You can tell she is thinking really hard. She asks for 2 rolls of tape. Dream big kid!
rothmaniac 1.9k points · 2 days ago Not the weirdest, but my favorite thing I have heard a kid ask for. At my daughters preschool, there was a Santa. Kids were asking for the usual things, like toys and unicorns. One little girl goes up. You can tell she is thinking really hard. She asks for 2 rolls of tape. Dream big kid!

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The_Calico_Jack 22.5k points · 2 days ago O Awards from Chief_Steward My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now.
The_Calico_Jack 22.5k points · 2 days ago O Awards from Chief_Steward My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now.

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blue4t 16.3k points · 3 days ago I know the weirdest thing I asked for was a pen that could write like a pen, pencil, marker, and crayon. I'd never seen one but was sure Santa could make it.
blue4t 16.3k points · 3 days ago I know the weirdest thing I asked for was a pen that could write like a pen, pencil, marker, and crayon. I'd never seen one but was sure Santa could make it.

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AllLinesDown 3.7k points · 3 days ago I once asked Santa for my parents to get a divorce.
AllLinesDown 3.7k points · 3 days ago I once asked Santa for my parents to get a divorce.

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Simulated_Narwhal 32.5k points · 3 days ago 3 5 After waiting two hours in line my daughter asked Santa for a hot dog.
Simulated_Narwhal 32.5k points · 3 days ago 3 5 After waiting two hours in line my daughter asked Santa for a hot dog.

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Eye_Doc_Photog 637 points · 2 days ago When I was 5 years old (49 years ago) I asked a Santa in JC Penny's at the time for a real lawn mower, the kind that my dad uses. They had me hold a microphone up to my mouth. My answer (along with every other kid I presume) was broadcast throughout the whole store. I can still hear the laughter from the adults.
Eye_Doc_Photog 637 points · 2 days ago When I was 5 years old (49 years ago) I asked a Santa in JC Penny's at the time for a real lawn mower, the kind that my dad uses. They had me hold a microphone up to my mouth. My answer (along with every other kid I presume) was broadcast throughout the whole store. I can still hear the laughter from the adults.

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WTF Gifts-anti abortion DVD

Frontdeskwarrior 23 points · 2 days ago DVD about why abortion was bad. Apparently it has something to do with the Holocaust...it was for Christmas. I'd also like to add that I'm a guy and was single at the time.
Frontdeskwarrior 23 points · 2 days ago DVD about why abortion was bad. Apparently it has something to do with the Holocaust...it was for Christmas. I'd also like to add that I'm a guy and was single at the time.

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WTF Gifts-Hydrogen Peroxide

smyttiej 88 points · 2 days ago Last year at work for secret santa my coworker got me a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a $25 gift card to the same place we worked.
smyttiej 88 points · 2 days ago Last year at work for secret santa my coworker got me a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a $25 gift card to the same place we worked.

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BallisticMarsupial 100 points · 2 days ago A box of Hamburger Helper.
BallisticMarsupial 100 points · 2 days ago A box of Hamburger Helper.

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